"DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS" | Creepypasta Storytime

[@darkdan3549]

They should write one about Funko Pops. I'm convinced that there's some kind of Twisted entity at work convincing people that those things actually look cool are unique in any way.

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Respect for the man in the white shirt, for doing his best to help the protagonist instead of calling for help or trying to save himself.

[@nayelibec]

Me staring at the title with my $5 large “Squashed-mellow” I got from Mexico because it’s a cute pink garlic 🧄 with a “🥹” face: 👁️👄👁️💧

[@Blondegenius3]

Remember to check your spam folder, kids. The seller of the creepy product that you bought might have messaged you back. Important emails don't always get into your inbox folder.

[@planet_koala805]

I know Squishmellows marketing department wrote this one✍✍✍✍🔥🔥🔥

[@Nonexistent_Music]

Squishmellow profits after this: up emoji

[@myanxietyispurple8142]

📈📈

[@kimicappiello5480]

Legal team!😂

[@RedKrow]

Brilliant 😂

[@ewrgaming]

“Our product is sure to end your existence, guaranteed!”

[@jaccano97]

Listening to this cozy in bed with a knockoff squish mellow Honduran white bat plush

[@I_am_the_NightmareDream]

As a squismallow collector and fan before they became super popular on the market I was getting them. Lmfao I am so excited for this story!!

[@malachicurry2821]

Me too and how are you

[@I_am_the_NightmareDream]

@malachicurry2821 I'm alright, just curiously excited to see how much this story creatively is creatively put together. I hope it's a pretty decent Creeepy Pasta

[@arrythestarry]

*Currently lying on my bed with like 30 squishmallows myself* interesting you may proceed

[@TH-hy9kr]

No need for a mattress. 😊

[@ScarabD]

Sorry but I'm just imagining all your squishmallows, like... hiding behind you and under the covers, terrified of this haunting tale. It's like their version of The Thing.

[@meOW0131]

Ah, my daily dose of ceepypasta ❤

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

No idea why this story left me so rattled but it did. Good stuff.

[@3Pronged-Profanity]

Man that audio was madd crispy, Creeps.if you got some new audio equipment it shows. Great story

[@insekta1701]

I don’t have a huge collection, and I wouldn’t consider myself a collector as such, nor a connoisseur of Squishmallows, but I do have 7, 5 of which are on my bed. A small yellow chick, a small mint green bunny, a purple owl, a pink cat, a green hippopotamus, and HUGE Chewbacca one that I bought at Costco a few years ago, only because it is a HUGE Squishmallow in and of itself. I have a small baby Yoda one too on my shelf. I use them as pillows, except for the baby Yoda one because it’s too small. Squishmallows are my favorite pillows! I’ve been thinking the past few weeks that I need to go to Walgreens and see what new Squishmallows are there😂😂.

[@panpenumbra]

Ok. This is a serious long shot, but I've had no luck through other methods- what is the name of the song playing during the sort of "waiting" screen that plays for this video's premiere, prior to the start of the video proper? I will be so sincerely grateful to anyone who can let me know! Also, seriously, love you @MrCreepyPasta. You've given me hours if not days of happiness, and that's a sincerely noble thing- especially considering ALL the users who can say the same- regardless of the fact it's through reading spooky stories. I'm genuinely thankful for you and your channel. Best pasta reader on KZbin.

[@desertgrape3536]

Got 4 Squishmallows, a Mushmillow and an assortment of other plushies nearby. Time to settle in for the story lol.

[@everich1175]

This was a fantastic story

[@tensiahuddleston9983]

Cool story!! Another case of some poor lout tampering with things they don't understand, and innocent customers paying the consequences. When the spider squish mallow grabbed the guy's leg, I thought " well, it's over. He's been gunning for you this entire time!" 😱 Also, very clever of the writer to name the wife Christine, after the Stephen King novel! Great touch!

[@notaperson9831]

Literally been wanting the big black spider one but they’re so expensive 😩 the collectible Halloween ones are hard to come by

[@ScullyPop]

Simply phenomenal.

[@Debt-tective]

My boss gave me one for my youngest when he was born. Never heard of them before that, the kids like it

[@nightwing0G]

Anyone else just hear Jack when he talks lol.

[@morri5923]

Yep, 😂😂

[@TheNonameHousehold]

Death by fluffy toy, like the arena master in the radioactive music video lol 😅🧸🎵 -Mason

[@jacobdavis3359]

Don’t you hate it when portals appear in your house

[@deecordova3274]

😆🕳️🌀👀😳😩

[@supernova2233]

"Aperature Science......we do what we must because we can." Blame them 👆😂👆

[@moms79]

Yup. It is super annoying, but what do you tell the landlord? 🤣

[@NotSoNormal1987]

I had no idea that the weird things became an obsession. My kids have a couple that they got a few years back.

[@kimberlythompson7946]

This is an old story, I listened to it last year

[@djones1391]

This is the prequel to my little town on lockdown, random purple mist you know and spider monster things

[@StarlightGlimmerr]

I've never heard of SquishMallows, but now I wanna buy some lol

[@TH-hy9kr]

Five Below usually has cute ones for $5 or less

[@insekta1701]

They’re such comfy pillows!

[@Gr33n0ni]

Love what you do dude

[@notmyssstique9221]

Got SO happy that this is a hallows end story. S/o to Jordan grupe horror!!!

[@MystearicaClaws]

"The flashing lights and noise told me [someone was inside]." My guy. I have creeepypastas playing while my tv scrolls through pictures while I'm out. Lol.

[@isaiahdecastro4403]

Hi just wondering when tales from the gas station volume 4 will be out?

[@CollynsTV]

what an ending daaaaang

[@katielovably3645]

Been awhile since I heard a story. It was good

[@Ashallas]

Pls MrCreepyPasta, I beg of you, Tales From the Gas Station: Volume Four on Audible. Pls.

[@Saint3188]

I almost chocked to death on a Marshmellow when I was 4 but thankfully my mom saved me.

[@wesleypearson7619]

I'm so thankfully it's halloween youre the only narr. that HITS IT AWGGHHHH:D

[@I_am_the_NightmareDream]

Okay is it strange that I am pleased that I'll never look at my squishmallows the same 😅 I have pretty much all mine in storage. They may be angry with me when I get them out lol 😅 jk

[@Beans512]

I am politely requesting a part 2

[@djones1391]

My little town was put on lockdown it's a whole playlist at least that's what I think this is a prequel to it

[@Beans512]

@@djones1391 possible I’ve heard it but maybe with this context idk ill check tho

[@ouijaloveletters]

I don't have one٫ but I desperately do. I'm Autistic٫ and I love how they feel. Hugging one is euphoric.

[@danajowashom]

I had to show this to one of my kids.

[@allendeufriend6930]

At $40 each or more that’s an expensive hobby

[@were2baby134]

That's for the BIG ones

[@gracie8467]

i’ve never payed more than 30 for one lol

[@morri5923]

"sponsored by squishmallow"😂😂😂

[@Blessedwitch13]

I love squishmallaws!!! I have a few myself

[@nicolefz92]

😊🎃🍂👑 Happy National Horror Movie Day everyone tomorrow

[@v.crowley]

Sharing this with my best friend... shes stupid addicted to the plushes XD

[@seanla38]

If you buy a laptop off of wish you are kinda begging and deserve to be ripped off in my opinion lol

[@hannahgrim6804]

*pats my knockoff purple cow* its ok, buddy, I still love you

[@sharonallen5176]

LOVE THEY FROM HOLLOWS END 😁

[@Meniscus6]

And that is why kids you buy from reputable sellers and do your research

[@malachicurry2821]

How are you doing

[@insanenero2922]

Wait hold on, this is apart of the Hollows end Universe? That kinda reminds me of the Habitsville stories

[@kanne54]

Any release date for Tales from the gas station volume 4 audio book??? I cant find a word about a release date anywhere.......

[@king81992]

Thumbnail Image- Knockoff Squishmallows on sale. They're cute and sinister. I thought the story would be about cursed marshmallows.

[@comfortouch]

I have some knock-off beanie babies... Guess I should get rid of them!

[@were2baby134]

I just bought a knockoff Squishmallow.....

[@Imnotgoofyidonttelljokes2009]

They look so cute.

[@YourLifeWasting]

Just defeat it with humanities greatest weapon. ... Fire 🔥

[@skyshunts]

My grandma got me a fake squishamallow cow from temu should I be worried? The cow was flat as a pancake

[@jacobdavis3359]

I don’t have one are they really cursed ?

[@tailsfan23new]

No, no such thing as curses.

[@Imnotgoofyidonttelljokes2009]

Oh lord

[@kenwinger7989]

Tales from the gas station volume four😅

[@BrieezySoul]

What in the name of Castelvania?

[@rashadhoward3903]

Hollows end!!!???

[@THEPAGEBURNER1979]

Great another killer psycho toy ! Buy 1 get as many free until it kills you . 😂

[@justq3594]

ts is crazy bro 💀💀💀

[@shenronsamma4650]

as somone who owns alot plushies this is terifyn

[@rtempest12]

Hi Fellow Listener's, & Mr.👾P.. I Don't Know About These, Didn't Get Into Them..! As For the BeanyBabies - I Göt the Ghost w/Black Hoodie, the Solid Black Öne w/Writing in Orange, & My Dog Öne.. 😅.. ✌️❤️ Thank's För the Story..!! From Your 👾 in Ont, 🇨🇦

[@Sarah-Lou91]

❤️🎃

[@Dr_1212]

😈🎃

[@nanaface19]

Not gonna lie the protagonist in this story really infuriated me. Why, just why? 🤬

[@VanGoghBrrr]

Really?

[@unrelenting_staticnoise]

E

[@-JA-]

🖤👍

[@whogirl1056]

mfw i have fake squishmallows😱

[@TH-hy9kr]

🕷️🩷

[@robinthespider9447]

Algorithm based comment.

[@TundraMoth]

Day 9 of asking for a Lilly Madwhip update!!

[@jaccano97]

Listening to this cozy in bed with a knockoff squish mellow Honduran white bat plush