DON'T CALL Halo Bungie Police

[@Wondrrboy]

“We got a report about a *_hilarious,_* but *racist* joke.” 😂

[@mrawesome2847]

Those are some of the best jokes, unfortunately they can't be told anymore.

[@shadeszone]

555 likes but 1 comment lemme make it 2 comments

[@constantlyphil]

@@mrawesome2847 I don't abide by societal laws

[@mrawesome2847]

@@constantlyphil 100% respect that

[@lindaseamster7177]

@@constantlyphilme neither 😂😂

[@ReptileVice]

That windows bit got me dying ngl XD

[@Piratepr01]

Honestly 🤣

[@BKStar621]

Fr had me on the floor

[@SHIFTER24FX]

Best part

[@Campion_7]

made this amazing short even better

[@DeanBobolini]

Who thought that line up? Seriously freaking gold star.

[@the_gruesom4999]

"You like PC kid here's Windows" God that line is fucking hilarious

[@boonana1184]

“You f*cking little squeaker” followed by a kid’s screams from a crappy mic sold this to me. Reminds me of when I was but a mere squeaker.

[@politecat9183]

@@boonana1184 seems like i finally found nezuko... wait... this isnt the right video

[@Soundwave142]

Hilarious! I really got a kick out of “You like PC? Here’s Windows!”

[@aporiastudios3918]

Bro best liner ever!!!!

[@JudyAtEather]

I know it has nothing to do with the video or the comment. But I really like your profile picture

[@Soundwave142]

@@JudyAtEather Thanks. It is the GDI emblem from Command and Conquer Tiberian Sun. The game is free if you want to play it your self.

[@atloup473]

i died of laugthing on this

[@PatrickGaul-yg1mv]

Defenestration

[@casongriffe]

"wait in the car rookie, I'll take care of the woman" **gets absolutely annihilated**

[@Maltx97471]

"wait in the car rookie, I'll take care of the woman" (proceeds to get his ars kicked) 😂😅 ya never piss off a Mom 😆

[@warEmpress]

🤣I feel like that was just a nod to agent Texas who can whoop just about anybody's ass

[@arianallen9683]

@@warEmpresshe won though it was just a tougher fight

[@brandonwood3442]

Cringe.

[@helmetongrass1893]

Except Caboose...

[@ikiddrafzzi4445]

POV: You entered Agent Carolina's home

[@thenexus8384]

And/or Tex's

[@deathbing1627]

With the cockshot it has to be tex

[@Banana-Phone.]

SMASH, next question

[@weldonwin]

Isn't Tex Carolina's mom? Or at least an AI recreation of her?

[@EchoARC6895]

@@weldonwin robotic recreation and chruch is the ai recreation of carolinas father

[@Aureliano01]

"YOU LIKE PC KID, HER'S WINDOWS" that make me spill my drink 😂😂

[@Hypersite64]

Can we all just appreciate that he HAD a gold visor now its orange and a dark color of orange like blood was covering it lol

[@dragonrage500]

His scream after she got off a couple of wallops on him XD

[@Dumbspaceanomaly]

"sir I drop kicked that child in self-defense" moment

[@JLCr1tikalz0]

Agent tex Vibes from the mom 😂

[@MichaeljCaboose-cp8od]

Agreed

[@badlydrawnsonic]

​@@MichaeljCaboose-cp8odcaboose!

[@silentshadow9983]

@@MichaeljCaboose-cp8od the only person who would know better than is Grif

[@helmetongrass1893]

CABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!

[@BKStar621]

Why can’t actual game/movie writers be this funny?

[@andromedadrexy694]

Because that’d end up being an hour and a half long shit post and Karen’s would bitch and complain about

[@HaloFollower-Ron]

Just subscribe and enjoy the journey of shit posts 😊 we have a LOT planned !

[@ArisAuditorez]

Don't worry, I got you. I'm going to college for Game Dev, I got you, because before I saw this comment, I was thinking of doing a cutscene with something like this

[@themangoartificer882]

@@BKStar621 cause this for more than a 30 seconds dopamine hit would get annoying fast.

[@POTATO-lw4cy]

"you like pc now, here is windows" fucking git me laughing in my workplace 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Big_Mad_Mekaniak_Moon_Toof]

They should have been wearing security armor

[@damenpine]

You probably already know but during the time only bungie employees could use recon. But yeah the security armor would have been funny

[@Idkask]

Mom: “nah I’d win”

[@spaceengineeringempire4086]

(In Morgan freeman voice) He was not able to take care of her

[@badlydrawnsonic]

*guitar riff*

[@trainerred1345]

"Squeaker" Now that is a name I have not heard in a long time...a long time.

[@garyeslicjk4112]

So you grew out of it then

[@trainerred1345]

@@garyeslicjk4112 No i used to call them that. Lol!

[@mikedropmeta]

Jesus Christ, didn't realize Tex was suddenly wearing Red... or the mother of goddamn squeakers...

[@silverfishjoe4783]

Mom came in with max level ass whoopin skill.

[@BenieTheDragon]

"You like PC, kid! Here's WINDOWS!!!" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Pheonixflamez10]

"so you like PC kid here's windows" beyond legendary 😂

[@ethangarciafike8076]

I feel this is a skit you would see out of RackaRacka

[@MetaVizions]

Wait for the mom to go to work

[@duckpunt41]

This is freaking gold dude.

[@dragonrage500]

so was his mask..................emphasis on WAS.

[@mrtylersquared]

Loved the animation! Reminds me of Monty oum’s work from rvb!

[@ThtSunbreaker]

The fact his visor is now red imploes one of two things, either its telling him hes hurt or its covered in blood from the inside

[@badlydrawnsonic]

Oof

[@badlydrawnsonic]

Or he got high

[@arthurbrandonnielsen]

That mom has a lot of restraint

[@dragonrage500]

Dudes attacked her baby, They are lucky she didn't pull a wookie on them. (take their arms off)

[@jay_hebi]

He did not stand a chance against the mother😂

[@crimsonlancer1872]

Bro wasn’t expecting to fight a professional

[@OGDoomGuy]

Lol Halsey Vision of humanities next step in evolution 😂

[@thegaminengine1141]

Our destiny as a species -Halsey

[@thegaminengine1141]

That is pure comedy gold, great job Follower

[@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn]

This is why you dont try to act like a tough guy. The women is most likely waiting to fold you like an omelet

[@BananaVap0r]

The woman is crazy

[@fulcrum2951]

Tbf, she is a mother

[@Chico_FatCat]

Nope she is just a mom

[@plaguenotprophet7840]

As per her training, she put him into the oven, presumably barefoot

[@nobleorb0189]

This whole vid got me spitting food and gamersupps everywhere 🤣

[@thor15mx]

"Wait for the Mom to go to work... that's what we learned." *falls forward* *horn honk* I'm dying!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Heyitdave]

Equal rights! Equal fights!!!😂😂😂😂

[@CameronForte-zk5rf]

The windows part had my ass dying fr

[@Connor1234__]

Dude, I can not stress how much I needed this for a laugh today, if you maid this into a series, I would watch it

[@o.Froggy.o]

"You like PC kid here's Windows" That bit absolutely fucking slayed me, it was amazing

[@seandarvis4724]

Everybody gangster till the mom comes it with anger in her uh visor

[@335zhaoyun]

We learned tex was there the whole time.

[@JahonCross]

That ass kicking was unreal😂😂😂

[@-FIREDRAGON-]

Man this guys got me a gud laugh… Make more of these PLS

[@nickrafacz6313]

This is by far the best halo short ive ever seen

[@SickBoyKD]

This entire video, animation, dialogue etc is fucking amazing

[@REMEMBERREACH-sr3lp]

I laughed so hard at this.😂😂😂

[@Brownie877]

“do you like PC kid well here’s windows” got me dead😂😂

[@rynnex]

Never underestimate the protective nature of a mother.

[@Xman5301]

"You like PC kid well heres windows" and causally throws a kid

[@jayy_gains8624]

The master chief cowboy hat is gold

[@Roaring2Thunder]

Comedy Gold 🥇! "Here's windows" 👌👌👌

[@Turian_Hustle]

That windows joke actually had be LOL hard. Dude this is great

[@YLordOfBlasphemy]

The fight choreography in these shorts is insanely good

[@CodyHomes]

Also, if not waiting for only the suspect to be home, wait for Vader's Fist and United Terrenian Imperial SAS Security Star Fleet Officers to join in the mission.

[@summerrose7650]

"Wait in the car rookie. I'll take care of the woman..." Famous last words

[@GRIM_REAPER420]

This is amazing this had me laughing on the ground for 10 minutes straight

[@beeschurgergaming]

“ I’ll take care of the woman” proceeds to get his shit rocked

[@LoganSmith-mc6tl]

The partway through the child out of the window had me dying laughing😂

[@Darkbladeq]

"Go wait in the car rookie i take care of the woman" Woman takes care of him😂😂😂😂😂

[@MeargleSchmeargle]

They made one crucial mistake, they angered the mama bear. That's legally defined as a suicide attempt.

[@MaterialObserver3956]

Perfect mashup of RvB and Russian Badger

[@pin3appl3-s]

“You like PC, kid? Well here’s windows” was a comedic gold line

[@ravnmane932]

😂 The face plant onto the wheel is making me cry

[@Desolationist]

"We learned woman do cook sir." Is what the intrusive thoughts in my head I call chat said.

[@thomaskelley6521]

Missed this artstyle so much halo3 had the best design for everything

[@DoyleHavoc]

That windows joke was good😂😂

[@kochitegaming4013]

“You like PC, kid? Here’s Windows!”😂😂😂 BRO! YOU DID THE KID SO DIRTY WITH THAT ONE!😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigpappabird__670]

Reminds me of red vs blue but it's still different this is great

[@CommanderThorn-rt9ee]

“Wait… for the mom… to go to work…” *passes out on the steering wheel*

[@mr.gamergears995]

Him screaming like a little girl when the mom jumped him killed me😂

[@shogun8725]

“Ya like PC kid? Here’s windows.” *proceeds to throw him into one*

[@Fallen-Saint]

Mother:IT'S MA'AM (in the deepest voice)

[@UrLynxHere]

“I’ll take care of the woman” Proceeds to get fucking tackled 😭💀

[@SD-N_luck-cat]

“I’ll take care of the woman…”*gets beat up so goddam bad he’s steaming*😂

[@WetzforLife]

Missed the part where the mom pegs them with the broomstick.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Nah mate that mom wasn't even using 1% of her true power

[@ZevielS]

Give him the sticky grenade ex caution from halo gaurdians

[@swiggle1410]

This entire video was pure gold

[@VADER06]

this is golden. I miss the 05-10 days when videos like this was all over the place

[@Gundamguy-py3ir]

I miss those red vs blue days...

[@zoruatricksta0408]

"Ya like PC, kid? Well here's Windows!" Gold, just gold

[@thunder_games_18_81]

Lmao dude this reminds me of the swat meme of an entire swat crew just crashing into a house destroying so many thing.

[@Guiggy-pb1vd]

“You like pc kid where here’s windows” I’m dead 💀💀💀💀💀

[@MKx2_05]

"ya like PC kid here's windows*🤣

[@Ninjamask3]

"you like PC kid here's windows!"

[@miimo5433]

Im just happy that cqb got used in one of your animations

[@onilion5679]

Oh my God, we were all squeakers at one point.

[@luchianokirkbride3456]

I want a whole movie like this, this is really funny and enjoyable!!😂😂😂

[@samuelwashington637]

This was the funniest video I've ever seen.Keep up the great work.And it's supposed to most hilarious video And the most funniest joke you like pc kid here's windows.

[@tobypisanwarakul8724]

I’ll take care of the woman” the way he said it

[@HeyCMDR1991YT]

This is the funniest video I have seen so far 🤣 the fact that the kid still had a Xbox 360 pretty much says it all

[@alvincampo5811]

Awesome now I want a skit done in OG MW2

[@BlakeBegay-ry2pp]

Never mess with a mother's kid when she is around

[@sparkrock9134]

What it looks like when a Spartan 4 or 5 try’s to talk back and fight a spartan 3.

[@ArchMageOfWar]

he mustve forgot that woman was also a spartan, and now the kid starts his revenge arc

[@sparkrock9134]

The real lesson: Don’t fuck with the spartan 3s.

[@uneditedshenanigans]

Wait for the mom to go to work, that's what we learned.

[@thelegendsmayhemhousehold5452]

This is better than the WWE sting commercial in the 90s

[@PsyVine]

"You like PC kid, here's windows" had me dying