DON'T Fail The Maths Quiz or Else ಠﭛಠ | SCP:SL

[@OninRuns]

Fun fact: The doorways in the wealm are re-randomized each time somebody escapes, that's why you usually can't use the same doorway twice.

[@Kaiff]

Don't tell me the RNG only happens when there's a successful escape and not just pure RNG lmao

[@R3DW00F]

@@Kaiff Only when someone escape's, that the door changes.

[@OninRuns]

@@Kaiff I'm afraid that's how it works, yes. It depends a bit on how your mod is set up, but the common one (and seems like what you're running with) randomly picks 3 safe exits, and once someone escapes, it randomizes the exits again.

[@Haz4ler]

@@Kaiff I feel like after the 25th sacrifice to *the pile* someone had to have realized

[@lavaavalon]

so you are all telling me that if you take a wrong door, it will always be wrong, but a right one will be a wrong one next time?

[@Beamrice]

8:08 I love how the cheering became quieter for each +1 to the pile.

[@tortillachips3911]

my favorite was with brad and ben when it was "brad! me! brad! me!"

[@Haz4ler]

Honestly Zam is quickly becoming a new fav community member. He is always down to do some good ol roleplaying and plays along with the silly games Kaif & the others make up

[@Manicies]

the best part is that he's not even a community member...i hope that changes soon, he's hilarious

[@Haz4ler]

@@Manicies What in the actual. I too hope that changes soon

[@EwE_The_Rat]

Soul Wars

[@christianpau7345]

Petition for Zam to become a Member, sign here pls

[@Haz4ler]

@@EwE_The_Rat soup war

[@MZZE-my7hz]

the whole "pile" thing has made me realise that SR is basically just a hive mind. In unrelated news as someone from West Yorkshire hearing a scouse accent sends me into an uncontrollable blind rage lol

[@Paragon13]

Mate, I’m from northwest Cheshire. The feeling’s mutual.

[@Waverly_ppl]

I’ve never been more hyped for a pile of corpses thanks Kaif.

[@shikis4908]

questionable... and poor choice of words

[@KaihanDTuna]

I know right? It gave me a lot of serotonin

[@randomperson4198]

The corps is a must for the zipper gods

[@Nixolas_Zinn]

...... >.> looks at my skyrim saves..... especially the ones with on demand aoe raise corpse

[@Paragon13]

Eh, I have. I mean-

[@jamzee_]

The chanting of “Brad” like seagulls in finding nemo absolutely killed me.

[@starpokeheart664]

And when they said pile

[@aliriks8974]

This was honestly one of the most fun sessions in a while - if not ever 😂

[@corvusx5674]

Zam is honestly such a great addition to SCP, he's becoming one of my favourites.

[@qingyuli5460]

I thought he's an SR member

[@Semiria5]

I thought he's one of the devs or something lol

[@Haz4ler]

The Math quiz part really reminds me of the "you play cruel games you're gonna win cruel prices" segment

[@FrostiKitsune]

I'd love to have seen one of the SR Members or Community Members just being exceptionably good at the math quiz. Just beat Kaif at his own game.

[@Sayeed1601butmunchesoncurry]

Trigonometry will be so useful when getting mugged

[@williamgerardo2827]

The more kaif posts scp content the more I feel joy.

[@superspider64]

that realization of "wait you're not one of us" right before getting gunned down is hilarious

[@Zack-xv2yc]

Kaif: *"DON'T fail the math quiz or ELSE!!"* Semiohazardous SCPs: _licks lips deviously_ *"Now I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."*

[@TheMorningstarReaper]

id sooner feed myself to scps then do math again

[@itsmenuzululstillmeofcours7219]

Same

[@thegloriouskingkronk8422]

A fun one to catch people with is "what's the square root of -25" because if they've got a calculator it might not give the right answer (not all of them work with imaginary numbers due to the simple fact that 99.9% of the population will never have a use for the fucking things) Edit: the answer is 5i, with i being the so called imaginary number. Its property is that, multiplied by itself, it's equal to -1. It's not covered in most maths syllabuses, because it doesn't really have a use

[@Kaiff]

What is the answer to that? I thought -5 but wouldn't two minuses make a positive?

[@elxr9434]

​​@@Kaiff two minuses only make a positive in multiplication

[@stanclark8824]

agreed! screw the evil matheves.

[@zynth2585]

The reason no one could escape the pile is because there is one correct exit path out of the zone, after someone goes through the correct path it changes to a new one. Also the doctor ability you kept using is the speed boost towards an “incurred” target, the shields ability is on default “R”

[@Kalmaro4152]

He's right. Hume Shield gifting if on R. F is for making Doctor run towards a target

[@Lithiel_Firieth]

didn't they change it so that it's random which path is correct?

[@javsw.1878]

@@Lithiel_Firieth it’s random but only once one person gets the right door out, does it reroll which door is correct

[@challenginghuntsman6916]

O5-6: one of our sits been breached. O5-9: don't worry, well just send in nine tail to handle, they should be able to deal with it. Nine tail: 7:23

[@stoopdelano4085]

Kaif just so you know every door is not random for everyone in the 106 pocket dimension there are 2 doors that is escapeble and if somebody escapes it changes

[@MunMun-ut2lk]

This is true so unless someone escaped through a different door, the pile would only and always get larger

[@jadedfirez792]

The hardest part watching this, was seeing Kaif fail to give nourishment to the zombie children because he was pressing the target button and not the shield button

[@Kalmaro4152]

Yeeeeah

[@DarkonFullPower]

No. The hardest part was them thinking the pocket re-rolls the safe door each attempt. That is mechanically NOT how that works. It re-rolls when someone successfully escapes.

[@MazDance]

As someone from Merseyside, I have strong feelings about Zam's interpretation.

[@shiroaccelerator4539]

As someone else from merseyside, I looked at your vids and you can dance brah.

[@Jiffy309]

yeah Zam is such a great addition to the SR please keep him 🙏

[@jamzee_]

Scousin it mate

[@khaoshunter]

Customization in general would be awesome to have, also a vent system. A system that peanut can use, the computer can shut off oxygen in certain parts. That way people can use the vents to get to different areas via crouching.

[@khaoshunter]

And obviously doggo would also be able to use it since it's the only thing to be able to crouch

[@AdventZZZx]

SCP-6965 is a phenomenon that occurs in foundation personnel where they have a urge to get sent to the “shadow realm” of SCP-106 and spontaneously die in a certain location, also known as “the Pile”, within the shadow realm. There is no known cause for this phenomenon, but it often is prevalent in and is instigated by the most thieving and conniving of the personnel.

[@starpokeheart664]

It also appears that even SCP-106 is confused by this phenomenon

[@backstabboi4559]

Cool

[@damjandrnozg1585]

Love that you're doing more SCP content!

[@saudalotaibi6369]

7:35 Reminds me of clips from Nemo a group of seagull when they say mine, mine, mine, mine, mine 😂

[@NecromancerBree]

As a "Liverpoolian" blessed with the power of not sounding like that, yall do a PERFECT scouser voice

[@tiago9977]

11:37 I love Peanut's mechanics - it's always so creepy. Reminds me of the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who lol.

[@profole2007]

Who tells them the exit of the pocket dimension changes when someone successfully escapes it?

[@leo651]

I have never laughed so hard, like Zamarok accent is so damn good lmao

[@Jonjes4K]

One of the most chaotic groups to exist... im loving every single second of it!

[@ianrastoski3346]

I found Zam's Scousing even funnier because I grew up watching Thomas the Tank Engine, and I can picture Michael Angelis' voice for James.

[@tiago9977]

5:30 Crouching would be a great addition to this game lol. I also wish there were vents you could crawl thru tbh (like Last Year: The Nightmare & Home Sweet Home: Survival).

[@lavaavalon]

I am far too amused about two entire MTF teams going willingly into a pile of corpses in the shadow realm

[@AlbinoWindigo]

The entire pile segments was just the epitome of sharing a single braincell

[@raymondfelton6709]

Dude, I didn't think this video could get any better than the pile, but God zam had me dying

[@zawatcher7394]

The cult of zippers have finally evolved into The Pile

[@mirr0rnar3]

4:50 *_this is what we all call a true shadow wealm moment_*

[@frgal1336]

6:51 the seagulls noticing my sandwich

[@greeninja451]

Clips like these makes me want to play with the group to enjoy the pure chaos.

[@atpsoldat2366]

"oh wait am i the last one?" [dog crouches] "jump if yes-" and to this day nobody has seen rylie since....we are left to assume what has happened...

[@adrelougarou149]

Gotta love SR's hive mind

[@AkyToria]

7:14 Perfect cut doesn’t exi-

[@obliviousogre1908]

"I can't believe he tried to answer a math question with letters." Algebra:

[@gunute]

11:10 He’s Morty in the new tv show: Rick and Morty but Liverpool

[@Kakurah_]

7:22 is a "me and the boys on our way to the pile" moment

[@tiago9977]

2:39 5:56 8:07 I wish the pocket dimension was a maze rather than doorway roulette tbh so you had a better chance at surviving lol

[@Firefocus-fz2we]

14:50 One specimen of SCP 939 actually could have an arse that good. After all it was a "human" that shed its skin.

[@TauShasla]

can Zamorock beat Brads speedrun of joining SR?

[@TheMotionHero]

I can only imagine that if Larry piles up bodies like that, they just get congested for a bit and say ‘What the fuck are they doing down there’ lmao

[@masterpiece1817]

Since this is the math episode, please solve for the percentile chance of nobody escaping Larry’s pocket dimension.

[@number1riker]

100%. The right door only randomizes when someone successfully makes it out

[@Ilariona]

@@number1riker Depends. If they're going at random - it's 50%, if they're going to the door with a corpse - it's 100%

[@number1riker]

I think OP was referring to the chances of what happened in the video

[@Kalmaro4152]

75%

[@masterpiece1817]

@@number1riker I was unaware of this, thank you.

[@KaisarionOmega]

Dude, I LIVE for those few but so special moments when Stan swears, I love it so much

[@Baronsveil]

This is the most chaotic a SCP:SL video from Kaif has been in a long time, like fuckin' hell.

[@laurachristine3221]

I counted 36 people entering the pile and not escaping. I know it’s already been solved but this is an interesting theoretical. Each person has a 1/8 chance of making it out, and out of 36 people NOBODY makes it out. What are the odds of that?

[@The_cat_who_sold_the_world]

6:50 sounds like being chased by a bunch of ducks

[@Mad_Peasant_King]

Give Zam a biscuit because his Liverpool phase got me choking on my food when I heard him speak and give Stan a Colin for his attempt at math

[@ElijahCarrows]

In this episode of SCP:SL by the Salt Raiders, see them devolve into the seagulls from Finding Nemo!

[@beans9288]

This is gonna be one I rewatch for years fuck me this is hilarious. Keep being the best lads

[@bluejays6223]

Wow kaif it's crazy to see how far you have come. I remember looking for more funny wow youtubers over 6 years ago. A small channel shouted you out in a video. Was sub 50k now look at you!!! Almost at a million!!

[@snackapacka760]

imagine a whole military securing a scp factility just scream PILE PILE PILE when they see larry

[@AlteryxGaming]

Early gang! Also hype for the VOD coming later on the Kaiffu channel!

[@leon_sad_long]

I love how the pile bit has excitement and disappointment at the same time😂😂

[@ryandaniel6666]

Kaif: Zamorok whats 56x2? Zamorok: ......A.....(Dies)

[@Kalmaro4152]

Others have said it, but I'ma echo it to make it easier to find... Nourishment is on R, Speed Boost is on F and only works if there is a human visible and in range. (Doctor's Call = R, Good Sense of the Doctor = F)

[@Reactor89]

I just love Rob's comments along the top. So much salt!

[@winstology101]

Jeez that pile was looking like the wall of corpses from 300 at the end

[@sinfuljokes1409]

The zombie jumping looks like he's doing the Gangnam style dance 1:48

[@maciej4250]

Oh. My God. I haven't noticed that before and now I do. Why??

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

The dude in the side room at 4:31 seeing all these MTF guys chasing one person must've been like "The fuck" lol

[@konothesledgerscavenger9930]

Awesome vid, the 2020 SL level of humour is back again!

[@corporalclaystar8587]

Death by Pile is one of the Secret Lab Favorites. Half of my pictures on steam are just piles. This should become an official SR meme.

[@theblackwolf7529]

7:00 its like a bunch of crows XD

[@starpokeheart664]

Naw it's the seagulls from finding nemo

[@cynicalnightmare1108]

4:22 I feel like there's a Rob Zombie joke here lol

[@CthulhuHulu]

The pile segment was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen

[@riptideanomy1024]

I love the Zam fella. The second he took those pills he took my heart with them.

[@TheGamingSarman]

Out of 20 + people, none of them noticed (Referring to the comment Kaif replied too)

[@kronos200]

The cult of PILE is growing by the day, and dropping just as quickly

[@woodster605]

A maths video right after I just had my maths GCSE mock how lovely

[@Brunestuds]

fucking scouse will always be the most hilarious thing to me

[@baldmartin6741]

Everytime I rewatch this video Zam actually kills me with the accent

[@Not_honest_enough]

I couldn't breathe the moment everyone in spectator mode just kept saying brad

[@RM_EXE]

I feel like this'll inevitably gonna be a cult of the pile like the cult of the zipper

[@all_mighty_nurgle]

The pile cult will be beautiful and so powerful nobody can stop the pile cult

[@averydavenport1801]

SCP shenanigans never get old

[@jeshcar]

I love how if hasn't even been a minute and Stan is dead. Reminds me so much of the "spell onomatopia" thing he did

[@MPPDarkness]

That Zam's scouser accent so great.. cant wait for the vod

[@Not_Laci]

Kiffy check on your plague doc ability keys, you kept on pressing the speed boost button instead of the zombie support one

[@chickenreaper512]

"Wait, you're not one of us" - Kaif's last word

[@autobotCRSHR]

My youtube on my phone has a 1-hour pause, so it struck when Kaif was getting that very first tough kiss... Now my internet took a shet on me at the point where Kaifu found Peanut Waifu around the corner... Pausing after the 1st shot... I wish i had it all recorded, lol

[@frostycamden1192]

didn’t realize they added the “when day breaks” sun to SL, everyone’s just making a pile of flesh.

[@MegaBrendanS]

I love everyone took the pile seriously enough that they avoided the other options

[@Darkoriax17]

There are two kinds of SR videos. Massive amounts of salty rage or WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY

[@twocows360]

"justice wins" -man who murdered an entire family

[@adifferentone426]

he had the best scouse accent ive ever heard, and im from liverpool, so i know what im talkin about!

[@Enderpanda24]

0:00 intruder alert blu spy in the base

[@BarredRock]

0:44 oh you poor summer child wait till you hit algebra 😭

[@misterhd9912]

Fun fact, you can throw an item into the doorway which gets *Teleported* out, that means you can *Leave* through that door.... Afterwards, you're screwed if you try following them without throwing with T (or a grenade.)

[@youremeraldstar]

funnily enough, kaif actually utilized this a while ago when he spawned himself multiple bolls, he was in the middle of throwing one when he got wealmed and noticed that it disappeared and followed it out

[@Rylie395]

I was just trying to help the pile grow! People were taking too long to jump into it

[@KhannUurrr]

SCP: P1LE was born on that day, a mysterious anomaly that causes a ritualistic insanity leading towards what can be described as a brutal rendition of roulette played by immortals

[@ashchisalleh1454]

That one chaos dedicated to hunt guard even join the pile.. Dedication 100 Make us whole so yesterday , Make Us Pile!

[@SSS_Rank_Recapper]

Everyone saying pile is almost the same energy as I AM ONE WITH THE ZIPPER AND THE ZIPPER IS ONE WITH ME

[@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia]

If only Zam was the PC, the scuffed robot voice with the Liverpool accent would've been golden

[@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee]

5:29 looks like we found someone who chose ,,frenzied flame" ending in elden ring