DON'T Fail The Maths Quiz or Else ಠﭛಠ | SCP:SL

One wrong answer = D-boy no more
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Timestamps
0:00 DON't Fail The Maths Quiz or Else
2:38 Welcome to THE PILE
5:29 Return of THE PILE
9:37 CATCH MEEEEEEE
11:04 Liverpool Escapes The Facility
14:24 Kaif Provides Suckle
SCP Secret Laboratory with Salt Raiders

[@OninRuns]

Fun fact: The doorways in the wealm are re-randomized each time somebody escapes, that's why you usually can't use the same doorway twice.

[@Kaiff]

Don't tell me the RNG only happens when there's a successful escape and not just pure RNG lmao

[@R3DW00F]

@@Kaiff Only when someone escape's, that the door changes.

[@OninRuns]

@@Kaiff I'm afraid that's how it works, yes. It depends a bit on how your mod is set up, but the common one (and seems like what you're running with) randomly picks 3 safe exits, and once someone escapes, it randomizes the exits again.

[@Haz4ler]

@@Kaiff I feel like after the 25th sacrifice to *the pile* someone had to have realized

[@lavaavalon]

so you are all telling me that if you take a wrong door, it will always be wrong, but a right one will be a wrong one next time?

[@Beamrice]

8:08 I love how the cheering became quieter for each +1 to the pile.

[@tortillachips3911]

my favorite was with brad and ben when it was "brad! me! brad! me!"

[@MZZE-my7hz]

the whole "pile" thing has made me realise that SR is basically just a hive mind. In unrelated news as someone from West Yorkshire hearing a scouse accent sends me into an uncontrollable blind rage lol

[@Cryscorde]

Mate, I’m from northwest Cheshire. The feeling’s mutual.

[@Waverly_ppl]

I’ve never been more hyped for a pile of corpses thanks Kaif.

[@shikis4908]

questionable... and poor choice of words

[@KaihanDTuna]

I know right? It gave me a lot of serotonin

[@randomperson4198]

The corps is a must for the zipper gods

[@Nixolas_Zinn]

...... >.> looks at my skyrim saves..... especially the ones with on demand aoe raise corpse

[@Cryscorde]

Eh, I have. I mean-

[@Haz4ler]

Honestly Zam is quickly becoming a new fav community member. He is always down to do some good ol roleplaying and plays along with the silly games Kaif & the others make up

[@Manicies]

the best part is that he's not even a community member...i hope that changes soon, he's hilarious

[@Haz4ler]

@@Manicies What in the actual. I too hope that changes soon

[@EwE_The_Rat]

Soul Wars

[@christianpau7345]

Petition for Zam to become a Member, sign here pls

[@Haz4ler]

@@EwE_The_Rat soup war

[@jamzee_]

The chanting of “Brad” like seagulls in finding nemo absolutely killed me.

[@starpokeheart664]

And when they said pile

[@aliriks8974]

This was honestly one of the most fun sessions in a while - if not ever 😂

[@Haz4ler]

The Math quiz part really reminds me of the "you play cruel games you're gonna win cruel prices" segment

[@FrostiKitsune]

I'd love to have seen one of the SR Members or Community Members just being exceptionably good at the math quiz. Just beat Kaif at his own game.

[@TheMorningstarReaper]

id sooner feed myself to scps then do math again

[@itsmenuzululstillmeofcours7219]

Same

[@thegloriouskingkronk8422]

A fun one to catch people with is "what's the square root of -25" because if they've got a calculator it might not give the right answer (not all of them work with imaginary numbers due to the simple fact that 99.9% of the population will never have a use for the fucking things) Edit: the answer is 5i, with i being the so called imaginary number. Its property is that, multiplied by itself, it's equal to -1. It's not covered in most maths syllabuses, because it doesn't really have a use

[@Kaiff]

What is the answer to that? I thought -5 but wouldn't two minuses make a positive?

[@elxr9434]

​​@@Kaiff two minuses only make a positive in multiplication

[@stanclark8824]

agreed! screw the evil matheves.

[@corvusx5674]

Zam is honestly such a great addition to SCP, he's becoming one of my favourites.

[@qingyuli5460]

I thought he's an SR member

[@janfrancismedardgodisan4390]

I thought he's one of the devs or something lol

[@Sayeed1601butmunchesoncurry]

Trigonometry will be so useful when getting mugged

[@Zack-xv2yc]

Kaif: *"DON'T fail the math quiz or ELSE!!"* Semiohazardous SCPs: _licks lips deviously_ *"Now I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."*

[@superspider64]

that realization of "wait you're not one of us" right before getting gunned down is hilarious

[@williamgerardo2827]

The more kaif posts scp content the more I feel joy.

[@zynth2585]

The reason no one could escape the pile is because there is one correct exit path out of the zone, after someone goes through the correct path it changes to a new one. Also the doctor ability you kept using is the speed boost towards an “incurred” target, the shields ability is on default “R”

[@Kalmaro4152]

He's right. Hume Shield gifting if on R. F is for making Doctor run towards a target

[@Lithiel_Firieth]

didn't they change it so that it's random which path is correct?

[@javsw.1878]

@@Lithiel_Firieth it’s random but only once one person gets the right door out, does it reroll which door is correct

[@challenginghuntsman6916]

O5-6: one of our sits been breached. O5-9: don't worry, well just send in nine tail to handle, they should be able to deal with it. Nine tail: 7:23

[@jadedfirez792]

The hardest part watching this, was seeing Kaif fail to give nourishment to the zombie children because he was pressing the target button and not the shield button

[@Kalmaro4152]

Yeeeeah

[@DarkonFullPower]

No. The hardest part was them thinking the pocket re-rolls the safe door each attempt. That is mechanically NOT how that works. It re-rolls when someone successfully escapes.

[@Jiffy309]

yeah Zam is such a great addition to the SR please keep him 🙏

[@jamzee_]

Scousin it mate

[@stoopdelano4085]

Kaif just so you know every door is not random for everyone in the 106 pocket dimension there are 2 doors that is escapeble and if somebody escapes it changes

[@MunMun-ut2lk]

This is true so unless someone escaped through a different door, the pile would only and always get larger

[@leo651]

I have never laughed so hard, like Zamarok accent is so damn good lmao

[@MazDance]

As someone from Merseyside, I have strong feelings about Zam's interpretation.

[@shiroaccelerator4539]

As someone else from merseyside, I looked at your vids and you can dance brah.

[@khaoshunter]

Customization in general would be awesome to have, also a vent system. A system that peanut can use, the computer can shut off oxygen in certain parts. That way people can use the vents to get to different areas via crouching.

[@khaoshunter]

And obviously doggo would also be able to use it since it's the only thing to be able to crouch

[@adventzx8614]

SCP-6965 is a phenomenon that occurs in foundation personnel where they have a urge to get sent to the “shadow realm” of SCP-106 and spontaneously die in a certain location, also known as “the Pile”, within the shadow realm. There is no known cause for this phenomenon, but it often is prevalent in and is instigated by the most thieving and conniving of the personnel.

[@starpokeheart664]

It also appears that even SCP-106 is confused by this phenomenon

[@backstabboi4559]

Cool

[@NecromancerBree]

As a "Liverpoolian" blessed with the power of not sounding like that, yall do a PERFECT scouser voice

[@damjandrnozg1585]

Love that you're doing more SCP content!

[@TheMotionHero]

I can only imagine that if Larry piles up bodies like that, they just get congested for a bit and say ‘What the fuck are they doing down there’ lmao

[@lavaavalon]

I am far too amused about two entire MTF teams going willingly into a pile of corpses in the shadow realm

[@profole2007]

Who tells them the exit of the pocket dimension changes when someone successfully escapes it?

[@raymondfelton6709]

Dude, I didn't think this video could get any better than the pile, but God zam had me dying

[@zawatcher7394]

The cult of zippers have finally evolved into The Pile

[@fabienlaty2195]

I have been waiting for this. Thx

[@AlbinoWindigo]

The entire pile segments was just the epitome of sharing a single braincell

[@ianrastoski3346]

I found Zam's Scousing even funnier because I grew up watching Thomas the Tank Engine, and I can picture Michael Angelis' voice for James.

[@Jonjes4K]

One of the most chaotic groups to exist... im loving every single second of it!

[@adrelougarou149]

Gotta love SR's hive mind

[@konothesledgerscavenger9930]

Awesome vid, the 2020 SL level of humour is back again!

[@saudalotaibi6369]

7:35 Reminds me of clips from Nemo a group of seagull when they say mine, mine, mine, mine, mine 😂

[@atpsoldat2366]

"oh wait am i the last one?" [dog crouches] "jump if yes-" and to this day nobody has seen rylie since....we are left to assume what has happened...

[@obliviousogre1908]

"I can't believe he tried to answer a math question with letters." Algebra:

[@greeninja451]

Clips like these makes me want to play with the group to enjoy the pure chaos.

[@mirr0rnar3]

4:50 *_this is what we all call a true shadow wealm moment_*

[@KaisarionOmega]

Dude, I LIVE for those few but so special moments when Stan swears, I love it so much

[@beans9288]

This is gonna be one I rewatch for years fuck me this is hilarious. Keep being the best lads

[@TauShasla]

can Zamorock beat Brads speedrun of joining SR?

[@Gilraldys]

One of your best videos ever

[@Reactor89]

I just love Rob's comments along the top. So much salt!

[@AkyToria]

7:14 Perfect cut doesn’t exi-

[@tiago9977]

5:30 Crouching would be a great addition to this game lol. I also wish there were vents you could crawl thru tbh (like Last Year: The Nightmare & Home Sweet Home: Survival).

[@tiago9977]

11:37 I love Peanut's mechanics - it's always so creepy. Reminds me of the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who lol.

[@masterpiece1817]

Since this is the math episode, please solve for the percentile chance of nobody escaping Larry’s pocket dimension.

[@number1riker]

100%. The right door only randomizes when someone successfully makes it out

[@Ilariona]

@@number1riker Depends. If they're going at random - it's 50%, if they're going to the door with a corpse - it's 100%

[@number1riker]

I think OP was referring to the chances of what happened in the video

[@Kalmaro4152]

75%

[@masterpiece1817]

@@number1riker I was unaware of this, thank you.

[@residentorb2034]

I was not expecting to laugh this much. Omg this is amazing.

[@bluejays6223]

Wow kaif it's crazy to see how far you have come. I remember looking for more funny wow youtubers over 6 years ago. A small channel shouted you out in a video. Was sub 50k now look at you!!! Almost at a million!!

[@Kakurah_]

7:22 is a "me and the boys on our way to the pile" moment

[@AlteryxGaming]

Early gang! Also hype for the VOD coming later on the Kaiffu channel!

[@themusicboy9766]

i love you scp vids so much

[@Pbotsfordslayer5]

Omg this has gotta be the best SCP video by far I was lauging and i think i peed myself a little

[@tiago9977]

2:39 5:56 8:07 I wish the pocket dimension was a maze rather than doorway roulette tbh so you had a better chance at surviving lol

[@bentlys1125]

i love love love your content

[@cargodleon]

I love how the pile bit has excitement and disappointment at the same time😂😂

[@Baronsveil]

This is the most chaotic a SCP:SL video from Kaif has been in a long time, like fuckin' hell.

[@CthulhuHulu]

The pile segment was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen

[@averydavenport1801]

SCP shenanigans never get old

[@badcrusader5237]

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any better

[@The_cat_who_sold_the_world]

6:50 sounds like being chased by a bunch of ducks

[@masonlewis1396]

My new favorite video!

[@riptideanomy1024]

I love the Zam fella. The second he took those pills he took my heart with them.

[@Mad_Peasant_King]

Give Zam a biscuit because his Liverpool phase got me choking on my food when I heard him speak and give Stan a Colin for his attempt at math

[@ryandaniel6666]

Kaif: Zamorok whats 56x2? Zamorok: ......A.....(Dies)

[@cynicalnightmare1108]

4:22 I feel like there's a Rob Zombie joke here lol

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

The dude in the side room at 4:31 seeing all these MTF guys chasing one person must've been like "The fuck" lol

[@winstology101]

Jeez that pile was looking like the wall of corpses from 300 at the end

[@lolipona]

PILE PILE KYLE KYLE ! XD omg that was just too damn mutch

[@Nyxsicity]

I love the pile hivemind, one goal and only one haha

[@goy7742]

11:10 He’s Morty in the new tv show: Rick and Morty but Liverpool

[@kevn1ewis]

Just makes me think of the seagulls in finding nemo xD

[@shaylynn926]

The hivemind at pile I swear to god had me laughing so much.

[@aidanlarkin8511]

They are so adorable with the pile

[@WildcardGrey]

Oh? This is quite the POGGERS moment.

[@woodster605]

A maths video right after I just had my maths GCSE mock how lovely

[@RM_EXE]

I feel like this'll inevitably gonna be a cult of the pile like the cult of the zipper

[@ElijahCarrows]

In this episode of SCP:SL by the Salt Raiders, see them devolve into the seagulls from Finding Nemo!

[@MPPDarkness]

That Zam's scouser accent so great.. cant wait for the vod

[@theoriginalcosmicwanderer]

Best video yet

[@Not_honest_enough]

I couldn't breathe the moment everyone in spectator mode just kept saying brad

[@snackapacka760]

imagine a whole military securing a scp factility just scream PILE PILE PILE when they see larry

[@jayfeather5224]

Never been more excited for a pile of bodies. This is new

[@BarredRock]

0:44 oh you poor summer child wait till you hit algebra 😭

[@BulanuRoz]

i was dead on crying at zam doing that livpool accent

[@FoochieL]

Finnaly a scp video

[@theblackwolf7529]

7:00 its like a bunch of crows XD

[@starpokeheart664]

Naw it's the seagulls from finding nemo

[@gray2805]

Absolute insanity that’s what this is

[@Darkoriax17]

There are two kinds of SR videos. Massive amounts of salty rage or WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY

[@corporalclaystar8587]

Death by Pile is one of the Secret Lab Favorites. Half of my pictures on steam are just piles. This should become an official SR meme.

[@baldmartin6741]

Everytime I rewatch this video Zam actually kills me with the accent

[@improvedblock933]

I died laughing hearing zam he got me good with that accent

[@MegaBrendanS]

I love everyone took the pile seriously enough that they avoided the other options

[@sinfuljokes1409]

The zombie jumping looks like he's doing the Gangnam style dance 1:48

[@maciej4250]

Oh. My God. I haven't noticed that before and now I do. Why??

[@babygoblingamer2016]

best chaos ever

[@Resyl]

And thats how a new SCP got to live ... the hive mind xDD

[@frgal1336]

6:51 the seagulls noticing my sandwich