The Church of Zipper | SCP: Secret Laboratory

[@janreiafrica]

"Let's play fetch" *This was the last words said by Kaif before being pummeled to death*

[@lewisaguilar7413]

Janrei Africa by B A L L

[@Noteloc]

Janrei Africa we need to put that on a tombstone

[@rocket2themoon552]

Pretty sure his last words were “YEET”, “Get it! Get it!”, followed by a scream and then death.

[@fireleigon5616]

Zip me up daddy

[@kingfordvr5863]

*B A L L*

[@roxyhoxy]

I like the fact about kaif in every scenario he trying to talk himself out of it

[@2hufranku875]

He'd make a good negotiator that's for sure

[@exeleonlouise4991]

Kaif and frisky is the same person but different voice and body.

[@saechiru6750]

Sila Pungtamsujarit lol that makes so much sense

[@roxyhoxy]

@@2hufranku875 lol

[@wailingbanshee186]

I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.

[@Aurora_2679]

He can’t get through door right? Famous last words

[@redjive_industries3760]

It really is though.... countless TPKs because someone fucking HAS to tempt fate instead of just booking it once we lock the door

[@wailingbanshee186]

I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.

[@hounoku]

I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.

[@Joshfrew]

Mtf squad when they first deal with scp 096 [REDACTED] colourized

[@tidyyyy]

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.

[@futuretone]

Church of the Broken God: ✖ Church of the Zipper: ✔

[@devonthephantomofshadows9585]

We should use the drake format for this

[@SCP-zp8jz]

@@devonthephantomofshadows9585 Yes.

[@SCP-zp8jz]

All hail the zipper.

[@devonthephantomofshadows9585]

@@SCP-zp8jz i am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

[@SCP-zp8jz]

@@devonthephantomofshadows9585 I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me.

[@TheMotionHero]

*”I’m gonna replace my foreskin with a zipper”* - Kaif: 2019

[@teekameeka6423]

what exactly is a foreskin?

[@arthuraleatorio]

If he enter in contact wit scp 3660 makes sense

[@dreamiebunnie9347]

Best line

[@communistcancer]

The Motion Hero sticky fingers

[@ManWithAMask_]

teeka meeka are you joking?! It’s the extra bit of penis that jewish kids don’t have cuz they cut it off of you when you were born.

[@bunker3290]

I was in a server where the admin filled everyone’s inventory with balls. Things did not end well.

[@ziggy8894]

@@cow-stealin-gal Yeah those kids in the sweatshop really had to man up and mold that rubber. Am I right?

[@twocows360]

me too the admin was me

[@firestarr5812]

twocows360 *Press X to doubt

[@NotIncogneko]

oh god

[@erika002]

it's probably Hubert

[@upbeatggg8424]

Stan: There is only one zombie outside go go! Kaif: **goes outside** Plague doctor: *Hippity hoppety you're now my property*

[@ZETH_27]

Should I do it?

[@ZETH_27]

@@upbeatggg8424 Be a grammar-nazi.

[@upbeatggg8424]

Ok?

[@ZETH_27]

@@upbeatggg8424 you're* (I'm sorry)

[@ZETH_27]

UpBeatgamer 07 I’m not trying to bully you, I am feeling bad for letting my perfectionism affect you.

[@Leyhunter]

To quote a show that I'm currently forgetting the name of: "It's not a cult, it's a movement"

[@majormajorasic]

Yeah that's the place.

[@theburgerboy5936]

Listen kid, I don't have much time, but the name of the show is-

[@rinarisato1431]

"I'm going to replace my foreskin with a zipper." Kaif, I felt that downstairs. Please never make me feel pain through hearing.

[@arthuraleatorio]

Even more pain scp 3660

[@rinarisato1431]

@@arthuraleatorio What kind of sick bastard thought of that one?!

[@arthuraleatorio]

Kkkkkkkkkkk

[@arthuraleatorio]

It was in my memory sorry

[@Adri-oc3vt]

Imagine yourself going in public restroom and suddenly someone zips , and zips another time

[@Naru_kek]

I'd actually like to join the Brotherhood of Zippers. _i am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me_

[@dylanwillmon5672]

I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me

[@arthuraleatorio]

Gona chanhe ideias just one thing scp 3660

[@the_goldie_show8778]

I am one with the zipper and the zippers One with me

[@ayethe4603]

I am one with he zipper and the zipper is one with me

[@ducnguyencao1274]

I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me

[@goehringpeterson1148]

“I wanna be a zipper master,” he cried. “Make me a zipper man!” But the zipper master did not answer. He just kept on zipping.

[@m.a.l.832]

I'm dead lmao🤣

[@ChSVaness]

So apparently SCP: Secret Lab's devs were expecting that the newest global update was going to make the game more realistic... Well... What's the code number for The Zipper Medkit SCP?

[@mr.gandersson2835]

911

[@solarium3974]

Z I P

[@iratezebra1]

Technically, it should be SCP-947, because that's ZIP on a phone pad

[@irisknights1730]

Kaif: Starting a zipper cult Me: Well I am getting sleepy and it is indeed late *gets hypnotized* I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

[@richardgibson8403]

Gtg Iris you are one with the zipper and the zipper is one with you

[@irisknights1730]

@@richardgibson8403 yeshhhhhh

[@hounoku]

I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.

[@irisknights1730]

@@hounoku yes yes yes

[@hounoku]

@@irisknights1730 I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

I guess you can say that Kaif has some *Sticky Fingers* .

[@descimator]

ARIARIARIARIARIARIARI ARRRIIII. arrivederci

[@Naru_kek]

A Jojo reference. Nice, a man of culture like me

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

You could say Kaif is a [ZIPPER MAN]

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves NO! BAD!

[@ziggy8894]

His fingers weren't sticky enough to stop the ball from colliding with his face and killing him immediately.

[@Lucas-pn4zh]

The one dislike is Stan that can't accept Brotherhood of Zippers. That damn rebelious, he will join us sometime...

[@Depressed_until_dead]

Lol

[@theinkygamer2422]

He must join us all

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

Not as long as there's at least 2 rebels and oh lookie I'm one of them

[@Lucas-pn4zh]

@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 BURN THE HERETIC

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

I'm basically the PC but online so good luck

[@phesaoof4504]

13:08 best part I've ever seen

[@TheEighthMark]

"First one to die dies" - Kaif 2019

[@birbo.]

i mean, hes right.

[@danielwills2520]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[@simplylawfull1778]

r/techniclythetruth

[@ziggy8894]

This video had the best possible opening: Stan getting revenge after all those times he was humiliated by Kaif.

[@ronnocenarrik826]

8:16 Rin just turned into the joker

[@RobertDeFatto]

Even when they die, D-boys falling in D-style

[@noobytooby9220]

Steveys laugh was so contagious, I had too go back and rewatch it

[@anthonynguyen2661]

"he cant get through that door right ?" "yes" famous last word

[@-Miasimon]

"That wasn't me." *Immediately shoots*

[@mochibunbun106]

Just imagine actually playing fetch with SCP-939 🤣🤣🤣

[@Depressed_until_dead]

XD

[@Azachor]

Or 682

[@Darkoriax17]

...That actually sounds kinda fun. You don't have to worry about throwing it into traffic because that big boy will just be like "FUK YO CARS" and bring back the ball and look back and look at you again, and then you go "Good SCP."

[@shadowhunter1429]

@@Darkoriax17 Somehow, that makes me want to adopt 682 as a pet, like a big doggo... best security dog!

[@Darkoriax17]

@@shadowhunter1429 Just keep that fucker on a leash. That thing gets pissed at someone they're DEAD.

[@Sazar]

3:53 I stand by what I said, I killed all of em because of the Zipper!!

[@hounoku]

I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.

[@crimson5689]

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

[@cosette8962]

*STICKY FINGER* I'm one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

[@ronbon9313]

let me adopt them bois

[@zukatomations4330]

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY arrividerci

[@arthuraleatorio]

Scp 3660

[@richcrazydad2535]

We shall join you brother/sister in the cult of zipperology. I am one with the zipper the zipper is one with me.

[@arthuraleatorio]

All the conplayning comentarys there alrredy 3 in 3 diferents comentarys

[@goodburger8175]

When kaif puts lots of effort in his videos Me: visible confusion

[@SCPShyGuy]

“I AM ONE WITH THE ZIPPER, AND THE ZIPPER’S ONE WITH ME!”

[@ic3b3ar33]

me today: I'm one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me me at school: when I grow up I'm gonna start a church of zipology me in the future: you wish to join the following...? take his Foreskin, replace it with a zipper now. I'm one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

[@stefanm.734]

I'm pretty sure Kaif is an SCP. He just created a cult around medkit zippers in the span of a couple minutes. He also managed to convince more than one Keter SCP to join him in a game of chance involving a bouncing ball in an elevator. Plus, he convinced one of the 939's to join him in hunting someone down with only the words, "Let me make a deal." The only one that seems to be immune to this effect is Stan.

[@Roro-hd9rp]

I love how at 10:53 kaif nearly said cult to stan instead of brotherhood 😂😂😂

[@antitheanimator3286]

8:15 that laugh tho

[@Extebanx14]

0:18 First one to die Dies -Kaif 2019

[@red_ruby4881]

11:26 well yes Stan, you both died there but Kaif died as a martyr, and you ended up as a filthy disbeliever

[@chewbaccadog9840]

Stan: Turns corner "So anyway I started blasting!"

[@games-rc9td]

Stan: it should hold right? Scp-096:well yes but actully no

[@mollienaturerocks]

I feel like "The Brotherhood of Zippers" will become an actual thing

[@zacharydavies5381]

But only if about 50 get hypnotised by the zipper

[@dragonblaze3748]

I finally got the experience of being in a server while the owner was on. He flew threw the walls blaring ambience, it was the most terrifying thing of my life

[@Gwifing]

"where's the ball"

[@DamascoGamer]

The perfect amount of editing made this video 1000x better. Thanks, Daddy Kaif.

[@vent3105]

Kaif is officially the "Zipper Man".

[@connormorine1315]

At 11:12 all i could think about was "All you had to do, was follow the damn train DJ"!

[@i_like_pie5367]

The way kaif begs for his life pleases me

[@nikitakhrushchev878]

What’s hilarious was that the way the D boy died in the end made the letter D is all he has to do is add - boy

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

3:56 Okay, that guy just wrote I am one with the Zipper and the Zipper is one with me in German.

[@Rareknightking]

EXCALIBUR I figured that was the translation of that.

[@nihzit8185]

He didn't translate the most beautiful word... Reißverschluss :D

[@tezla6332]

Nihzit ...what does it mean

[@nihzit8185]

@@tezla6332 Zipper

[@baul997]

During that stream that sentence was written in many different languages a few of them I couldn't recognize

[@thegrimreaper2608]

For people who are new. To summon Kaif you must... Chant "I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me" but before that lay down 10 zippers forming a circle Edit: Also you must zipper and un zipper a med kit

[@tricky6770]

Stan's final words, "He can't get through that door right?"

[@aerieleah533]

God. Zipper cults and JoJo references in one video. I forgot how much I love this channel!

[@beeeeeeale.4]

I really missed Stan commenting on Kaif's vids, its like people were so used to Stan getting picked on they started doing it themselves

[@renaktar8246]

*Kaif starts zipping Others: if you can’t beat em join em

[@monsetonaleash8787]

8:11 famous last words

[@WildNoobThe2nd]

When you're talking with someone that is spanish, hit em with the "Soy uno con el cierre y el cierre es uno conmigo."

[@egbertdezee702]

8:20 Instead of cierre it said zipper

[@tehilyxan45]

13:25 Short story what happens when you see a peanut and getting a heart attack

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Damn this game is actually getting better and better! Like the models and such have better animations etc.

[@westonflame9702]

I am one with the zipper, and the zipper is one with me.

[@Mistarpotato]

So satisfying to listen to the zipping of that medkit, I always spam that whenever I get a medkit.

[@ManWithAMask_]

13:00 The Prophesy has been fulfilled!

[@calebmurray4438]

Imagine walking in on the brotherhood of zippers and thinking you’ve found a real life SCP that chose a rather ironic place to manifest

[@fernandoj8479]

9:24 Sticky fingers

[@Squigly117]

7:07 the man is jumping for his life 😂😂😂

[@williambenz9335]

8:19 umm well hello joker. long time no see.

[@ExNitrix]

I am one with the zipper, The zipper is one with me.

[@fernbeorn]

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me.

[@arthuraleatorio]

Scp 3660 only that to change ideas

[@ziggy8894]

@@arthuraleatorio You absolute madman. What gave you the motivation to plague every one of these comments? I'm proud of you tbh.

[@arthuraleatorio]

Kkkkkkkk

[@arthuraleatorio]

Wait 049 is here fuc#

[@adamhossam4895]

I want to join the brotherhood of zippers. I am one with the zipper. The and the zipper is one with me.

[@i_bims_ei_devil1301]

3:56 Its even in Germany know. Its a Cult 😂

[@egbertdezee702]

8:20 Spanish (I think)

[@akashiYami]

stan's last words HE CAN'T GET THROUGH THAT DOOR RIGHT?

[@guillermoseptimo4561]

Come on Kaif, when are you gonna bring Joe back to the world of SCPs? Im sure he would have accept your Cult of Zippers. And aslo "I am one with the Zippers and the Zippers is one with Me" ME SALIO, ME SALIO, LO APRENDI!!!

[@The_Coalitionist]

Swift:they put milk before the cereal Kaif:Ew Me:*spits milk out in trauma and fear as he gets anxiety*

[@funsky4348]

I really wanna know the music from the end 13:37 ;-;

[@ptyluigi3330]

AGST: LUCID

[@radical9619]

" Hello my little zippits, how are you going?" "Hoaaooh." I died at thist part.

[@monikamorningstarshadlo4129]

Cults call their highest person “grandmaster” or “grand wizard” Don’t ask how I know that

[@Darkoriax17]

...Funny story, KKK actually used those titles.

[@devonthephantomofshadows9585]

Earthzone were you in a different cult

[@tramachi7027]

13:05 This man lives in the 24th century

[@parkkm7758]

The title: The Church of Zipper Me: ok My weeb friend: *IS THAT A JOJO’S REFERENCE?!?*

[@thedevistater211]

Sticky fingers!

[@Tonatsi]

For once, It is not in fact a jojo reference

[@guardsmanlars6797]

HERESY

[@vinster25crusader99]

I KEEP DYING OF LAUGING SAY IM 1 WITH THE ZIPPER THE ZIPPER IS 1 WITH ME 3:25

[@santiagogonzalez1945]

8:20 Its good there is diversity in the Zipper religion

[@janreiafrica]

I guess you could call them Zipper Men

[@Gothaman1]

Not only a to be continued meme, but a well be right back as well? Awesome

[@stancat123]

I see what you are doing here with this vid, trying to recruit more disciples, you ticksy man!

[@Darkoriax17]

12:20 So, for those wondering...the song used in the "To be Continued" meme is an actual song called "Roundabout" by a European band by the name of YES.

[@T.L8298]

I plays this last Day and we had a gang of: I am one whit the zipper the zipper is one whit me

[@zippypie4839]

Dear Internet, You may interrupt videos, you may interrupt livestreams but NEVER. NEVER again interrupt kaif.

[@fossilgaming65]

Lol *give me the ball* -sparkie 2019

[@lewisaguilarpowell1494]

at 9:00 the what did heck? made me laugh so much and i don’t know why

[@SpikeMaster838]

12:20 is this a jojo reference?

[@geko8672]

The first clip sums up the megapatch perfectly

[@Sentauri]

YEAAAAA SCP LAB I LOVE IT! THIS AND DECEIT ARE MY FAV SERIES!

[@darkphase7799]

Your vids are just always such basic stupid fun and for that I love them, doesn't matter what the game is I enjoy all your vids.

[@patricksteinsen1147]

11:55 the best clip I have seen from a game in quite a while

[@vite428]

13:26 The accurate representation of a d-boy

[@sable7687]

omg plague doctor's eyes is adorable i love it so much lemme give you a huggg *snap*

[@Nehzzie]

7:15 Just leaving this here for Kaif's glorious scream of fear.

[@scotginger4690]

"Owie my pain." Kaif 2019

[@Scouter5050]

Just as you were talking about cereal first then milk I was making cereal. I have joined the zip, brothers.

[@Somoslashermanasflores]

"Soy uno con el zipper y el zipper es uno conmigo" i never thinked more spanish people always are sawing your content btw i love your content kaif

[@asyltasmusin7503]

Those Zipper Meme is giving me *Sticky Fingers*

[@4d_chesser]

Peanut's neck snapper sound is very sastisfying change my mind

[@beanman395]

I feel like for April fools day, they're going to make the zipper noise like a few hundred decibels louder and much more bass.

[@Jatekkoffer]

You don't know what have you unleashed... I AM ONE WITH THE ZIPPER AND THE ZIPPER IS ONE WITH ME

[@nrg948coach2]

I bet the zippers enemy is the Lock Church. "I am one with the lock, lock is one with me"

[@masterpiece1817]

Remember when the title was “The Zipper Cult”