Don't Join the UNSC

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halo saga all unsc death scenes
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[@_s0mm_]

patrolling the ring almost makes you wish for a covenant glassing.

[@rileynoble8013]

I CANT EVEN ESCAPE FROM NEW VEGAS IN HALO

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

@@rileynoble8013 There is no escape. I remember taking a plasma grenade to the knee in halo when trying to escape Skyrim.

[@hikikomori2452]

Cant really go wrong with the CE big iron on your hip

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

@@hikikomori2452 Definitely, COG.

[@ethan6090]

Patrolling the ring almost makes you wish for a flood outbreak.

[@awesomealan12]

Imagine training to become a soldier, getting sent halfway across the galaxy, just to die on a giant space hula hoop

[@ghostassassin1107]

Still better than being eaten alive.

[@fluffy4090]

It would be a glorious death

[@michaelhaynes4946]

What an abstract and comedic perspective of the human-covenant war. XD

[@shaquillanas2nd]

I'm quoting this in my steam review haha

[@niks660097]

@@shaquillanas2nd LOL..

[@oggz2732]

Good news: Your a Spartan! Bad news: Your first missions reach

[@somegamer1891]

Or operation torpedo

[@Jstacksxxx]

lmao

[@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master]

POV: your first mission on reach is code named: “RED FLAG”

[@mercury2157]

@@somegamer1891 *oh no*

[@shatl_bar_king]

bad news: you're on noble team

[@nathanieljohnson5430]

Bold of you to assume being a civilian saves you from this.

[@icespicefan4771]

You're less likely to get into combat situations

[@kittenwithmittens6200]

@@icespicefan4771 but if nobody lays down their lives you will be next

[@snugglecity3500]

@@icespicefan4771 the covenant were commiting a genocide to keep their religion intact. If you were human, armed or otherwise you were gonna die.

[@nesyboi9421]

@@icespicefan4771 More likely to get glassed though. Lemme name a few planets Harvest- first engagement with the covenant, result: Glassed Paris IV- big metropolitan planet, attacked unexpectedly, result- Glassed Draco III- home of Buck, attacked and partially glassed, result: Eaten alive by jackals and grunts Eridanus II- metropolitan planet with lots of insurrectionists, attacked by covenant, result: Glassed Reach, you already know: Glassed Earth in cities with space elevators, attacked by covenant, result: Most likely killed in bombardment Earth specifically in New Mombasa, land invasion by covenant, result: Shot, eaten by Brutes or Jackals There are a ton more examples I didn't bother to put in here as well.

[@thinhcao10]

@@icespicefan4771 Literally everyone knows this already. Just appreciate the joke and move on.

[@trashyalien1766]

I just now realized how calm Keys was when they were attacked by the flood. The way he just casually pulls the slide on the magnum while strange creatures are attacking his men is hilarious. What a badass. Rip

[@samgreaves8038]

meanwhile Jenkins just watching chilling till his death RIP

[@craigthebrute3759]

@@samgreaves8038 he was frozen in fear

[@trolltime2128]

Good leaders lead by example

[@pintobean6702]

Johnson: "Never let her go" Chief after halo 4: "Damn"

[@DivineHellas]

I don’t like what they did with Cortana in H Infinite. I have my own idea of what they should have done with her

[@TheReapergod36]

After Halo Infinite: "They made her severely irreversibly, time-hampering-ly retarded, time to put her down."

[@prussianbirdproductions56]

What a shame she got a new update

[@limymage9186]

Alternatively as a civilian: -Gets glassed -transport shot down -Evac ports camped -Your kid gets abducted and replaced with clone that you have to watch die slowly -Watch parents die in a car crash during invasion -Get killed by forerunner ancilla while wondering caves -City gets raided by banished -Get hunted by oni after a reporting job gets too deep -Random ai at a vending machine gets you fired -Unsc nukes your city because insurectionists live there -Watch your band get shot up by drones -Your ai guardian gets turned into an engineer after a corrupted cop killed your dad -Get killed by an elite terrorist while in highschool -City gets infested by space zombies then half the continent gets glassed -Doing contract work on a ship only for atriox to show up and kill everyone -Working to restore a glassed planet then the banished force you underground -Live in makeshift astroid home that gets destroyed because a politician tried to bargain with jackals -Go back to your glassed home world and see its occupied by a bunch of split lips -Studying archeology and some how ending up in a merry band of scientists, spartans and elites that have to save the galaxy from the halo array because you stumbled onto a count down timer -Watching your scientist friends get killed by robots while the spartan commander makes fun of scientists -Covenant energy sword through your dads abdomen -Mental whiplash as politicians can't decide on whether or not master chief is a menace or a hero -Your family is without power and there's panic in the streets because a giant space bird showed up and turned everything off -Space bird comes out of a hole, leveling your city in the process -Your ai governor abandons you for imperialism and eternal life -in prison for some petty crime and oni decides to use you as flood test subject -Your kid thats dying of some terminal illness is relaxing in the garden when someone that looks just like them shows up and puts a gun to their head -your wife kills herself because she can't take that you've gone insane because you believe the government replaced your kid with a duplicate and find out decades later you were right -Constant fear and anxiety that another species ending event will happen

[@quirkyadventures1722]

Omfg all those lore references

[@mikeimp1965]

“Split lips” is a top tier sci fi racial slur. Not sure if i read it in one of the halo books or just someone being funny… but that cracks me up everytime 🤣😂🤣😂

[@limymage9186]

@@mikeimp1965 its in a handful of the books and comics

[@WhatIsSanity]

-Captured, tortured, ripped apart and eaten alive by X Y Z alien that just destroyed your home. Take your pick most of them have a penchant for human flesh. O>O -Helplessly watching as the ^above^ happens to your friends and family. -Survive the human Covenant war, only to end up being shot with an energy beam that incinerates your body and uploads your consciousness to be used as a slave in an artificial body. -Don't even make it as far as the Covenant war because an insurgent bomb detonated in a night club killing you, and to think you sympathised with them too.

[@Spartan117210]

Omg your comment is golden! All these lore references (and i did not get all of them). Lore aside i laughed at each prospect as I went like “Damn civilians are not safe, so wether you join or not you are still gonna end up dead because of some new shit that the galaxy is going through!” Basically, Halo in a nutshell is one species ending event after another and not matter where u live, a hut, a cave, a house or even in the fucking belly of a giant monster, you are still gonna die simply because the rings exist…

[@Gunshywally1369]

The hilarious theory about the escape pod crash in the beginning of the first Halo is that because Master Chief didn't strap in, he just kind of rag dolled inside the pod, and since he weighs half a ton in armor it was like a small VW just barrel rolling in there.

[@limymage9186]

"You sure you wouldn't rather take a seat" "We'll be fine, all these meatbags will soften our descent"

[@DoodleSnozzle]

Bruh chief killed them lmao

[@cutler_beckett]

“We’re gonna make it, aren’t we, sir? I don’t wanna die out here!” “I’ll be fine.”

[@DonRoyalX]

Bro that’s fucked up hahaha!

[@Dr_Pickle]

The developer reason is because the marines kept getting stuck

[@viracocha6093]

“We’re going to make it aren’t we!? I don’t want to die out here!” *Master Chief says absolutely nothing*

[@CorporalOdin]

Just a pat on the shoulder :( devestated me when i was a kid

[@miketrujillo3677]

He wouldnt lie

[@lukej452]

It's the old if you've got nothing good to say, say nothing at all..

[@thegodofalldragons]

Don't make a dude a promise you can't keep, either.

[@somerandomfox8579]

If the crash didn’t kill them, chief flying around in the crush, bludgeoning everyone with his armour sure as hell did

[@d4yumdatmfgotswag782]

Damn, this makes the SCP security job look like the dream job

[@bencurran3204]

At least you have a choice with the UNSC, warhammer, if you want a decent chance of life joining the guards is what you want, even then you can get roped up in shit like tyranids or orcs

[@abnormallylargemonkey9334]

I don’t really wanna die a horrifying death as an security guard

[@thanhphongpham7482]

No scp is worst I mean it really worst. You don't known when an scp going to fuck you up and you don't known them exist in the first place. If you was infested by any scp that them is one way to go. The unsc have a chance to win the war so don't count as worst.

[@linusskinner1330]

@@thanhphongpham7482 Godzilla had a stroke reading that

[@halinaqi2194]

I dont know about that, humanity was literally fighting for their survival. It's either fight or die, your whole species would go extinct.

[@keulron2290]

The guys at ONI: Most of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice we’re willing to make and lie about for the rest of our natural lives.

[@Aden_III]

ONI isn’t that bad

[@keulron2290]

@@Aden_III Didn’t they cover up the glassing of Africa?

[@Aden_III]

@@keulron2290 Would you want your people screaming for blood after just barely getting out of a war? Would you tell them about the flood?

[@keulron2290]

@@Aden_III Would you experiment on a petty criminal with the Flood? Or literally any of the things ONI did? They don’t care.

[@Aden_III]

@@keulron2290 ONI is a disjointed intelligence network with black funds and inherent secrecy. ONI isn’t responsible for that one agents actions anymore than the Forerunners were for doing the same tests.

[@that_one_helljumper]

I like how on legendary in odst Romeo is losing a lot more blood than on the other difficulties, it’s more of what you’d expect from being stabbed by a giant hammer

[@swedish0spartans]

You mean Romeo?

[@that_one_helljumper]

Yeah. I got them mixed up. Romeo’s the one with the sniper

[@ls200076]

@@that_one_helljumper Romeo

[@that_one_helljumper]

Why are you telling me this 4 days later. I already edited it

[@ziggyvinegar]

The amount of blood he loses actually changes depending on the difficulty?

[@aaronhenderson670]

being part of the UNSC is really just the fast track to what happens to you if you aren't in it

[@dakurlzz100]

I always personally tried my hardest to keep the marines alive playing halo. I always found their deaths extra tragic when you think about how hard they fight against enemies that on paper they stand no chance against.

[@ancientkeyboardwarrior]

Even playing infinite. I avoid letting the marines out of their handcuff things because I don't want them to die 😥

[@RePeLSTeeLTJe--]

i always give them snipers and special weapons so they could actually support a bit too, actually works great in halo infinite and a trooper warthog

[@cryamistellimek9184]

@@ancientkeyboardwarrior After a while I’ve given up outside of huddling them into a razorback. It’s like managing a group toddlers.

[@halowarrior9889]

same. they always ended up dying because i cant drive worth my life.

[@milk1535]

This lol. The marines in infinite stand no chance against anything larger than a grunt and even then they can barely handle that

[@The.Grimhound]

The reason that the Marines died in the shuttle is simply because Masterchief ping pong'd inside when the shuttle crashed :,)

[@Crazinator]

🤣

[@scottgrasser9475]

guy weights 2 tons even just a arm would decapitate people

[@nunya_bizniz]

@@scottgrasser9475 1000lbs so half a ton but still you want you secure heavy cargo like that.

[@prussianbirdproductions56]

Bruh sit down before you get me killed

[@bobbyisland]

7:06 POV: Your dad is teaching you how to swim for the first time.

[@scipioafricanus3324]

Carter will always have one of the best deaths in the Halo universe.

[@North29TH]

I don't have the fire power, but I have the mass.

[@krishm16]

I don't know. I thought "I'm ready how about you" was probably the most badass I've seen.

[@sam8742]

I know this is a joke and all but the USNC is the definition of a heroic sacrifice, unless you're in the UNSC navy then you probably didn't penetrate the shields and got to discover why in space no-one can hear you scream

[@DirtyDev]

Yeah

[@prussianbirdproductions56]

God made it so nobody can hear your screams of terror

[@DutchGuyMike]

Just like how they call the "no save mode" from Aliens: Dark Descent!

[@AdeptKing]

To be fair the Spartans(aside from the IVs) didn’t exactly have a say in the matter.

[@darkelysium2187]

I mean they at least try to protect the marines. Unless you're that kind of psychopath

[@klebin8241]

I may be wrong but i think that S-III could choose, like, weren't they orphans or something?

[@darkelysium2187]

@@klebin8241 Yes, war orphans which they use to make budget Spartans

[@AdeptKing]

​@@klebin8241 I'm not sure if they gave them the choice exactly. Like you said they were orphans so the alternative probably wasn't much better.

[@disasterdisaster581]

@@klebin8241 NO. Only one 'orphan' was chosen who was given a choice, though no 6 year old child really understands that kind of choice. The rest were kidnapped, brainwashed and experimented on by the HALO worlds equivalent of Dr Mengele.

[@rogueninja4719]

Now... lets have a "Dont join the Covenant" version which consists of not only scenes involving cov death in cutscenes but EVERY kill you as the player make >:D.

[@MrDosonhai]

No need for that. The Covenant doesn't even have proper food supplies. Even the guards of the Brute Chieftain were hungry while carrying the Arbiter.

[@cokie4760]

Maybe that's the real reason the covenant invaded. They were just hungry lol

[@nerosparda5]

>high charity

[@North29TH]

@@cokie4760 They were on to the Moa burgers on reach, possibly discovered Earth due to the scent of food on there.

[@prussianbirdproductions56]

No need for that you will die anyways if you don’t join the covenant

[@Diiixiiinormus]

Noble 6 HAD to die. Imagine if him and chief were running around. We would’ve never met arbiter

[@fl1ckr145]

*Halo infinite spoiler* I would've loved to see a fight between six and chief against Atriox, they could've saved infinity

[@mophius]

This is why Dr.Halsey has a cynical personality. She saw too many shit

[@scottgrasser9475]

seen?? she caused most of the shit and she was evil before the aliens came she kidnapped children to deal with people who just wanted to leave the UNSC

[@scottgrasser9475]

@@LetsCommentator except thats more a lucky coincidence her child soldiers were useful against a enemy she did not know existed she is still a monster who should be put to death

[@nathanieljohnson5430]

@@scottgrasser9475 Pretty sure she decided to do it because if she didn't they'd have selected someone who would've treated the children worse and she knew it.

[@DirtyDev]

@@scottgrasser9475 Yeah ONI does pretty unethical things but without them humanity would be over all ready so you really can't sit up here and say one of the most important humans is evil

[@scottgrasser9475]

@@DirtyDev she did not do what she did to save humanity she did what she did to crush resistance to her government also importance does not decide good and evil master builder faber was important...and evil

[@markmulder9845]

For 28 years they fought a seemingly unwinnable war. For 28 years, they marched into battle knowing the odds were against them. For 28 years, they thought, "SCP Keter duty with 682 looking pretty cozy right now."

[@prussianbirdproductions56]

No no no still I think SCP death is more terrifying

[@basketlord1470]

Title should’ve been “don’t join the UNSC, unless you have a death wish that is…”

[@kahate7328]

The context is enough

[@Xanitrit_Zeo]

The covenant closing in on Earth after the fall of Reach: Well you're gonna be dead soon either way.

[@MichaelDoesStuff-]

Unsatisfactory title

[@benakinnusi2518]

Mid title

[@prussianbirdproductions56]

Yeah it seems good enough

[@mikedicewrites]

Yeah, I'd rather not take a job where I have a high chance of getting my memories stolen and personality erased by a reality warping God-parasite.

[@SOUPMONKE]

becoming a infantry of any branch in the UNSC is like joining the mobile infantry in the federation

[@Imaworldstar-jw3yj]

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[@DaveJenvey]

Yeah but in the Mobile Infantry, you get to shower with naked, beautiful women and have sex with Dizzy Flores. I haven't seen that on offer at the UNSC

[@cowerdnerddespacito9518]

Rip all the Civilians, Navy, Army, and marines that died

[@Spectralyzed]

One last glorious day in the Grand Army of the Republic...

[@JxdonEditzz]

When Jorge Throws You Off So You Can Survive It’s Like Hinting the start of halo infinite campaign.

[@Imaworldstar-jw3yj]

Hello Isupport studied English with this I restarted English after 10 years I am a beginner studying English with asmr. Please come and take a look and .

[@JxdonEditzz]

WHERES THE GODDAMN ASMR

[@halowarrior9889]

yeah. jorge over there just casually lifts a 240 pound fully amored spartan and yeets him. (Lets just set aside the fact that spartan armor gives the wearer a strength boost)

[@fumpus3714]

Atriox saved chief from the infinity exploding 😳

[@lonewolf9578]

What happened to Jenkins (the guy who’s helmet cam you watch in CE) is even more messed up when you read up what happened to him He was infected but not fully meaning he was still alive and conscious after being infected by the flood

[@Rookie-2552]

It was an old infection form. Read Halo the Flood which explains it. Or just read a summary of the book

[@djwolf4651]

@@Rookie-2552 he tried to commit suicide but couldnt and was constantly in pain

[@kittenwithmittens6200]

@@djwolf4651 a squad managed to notice and retreive him. he was the reason humanity knew about the flood coming for earth.

[@nsgamingallen1308]

Luckily he did get the release of death, but not soon enough.

[@halowarrior9889]

i saw that one too

[@cutler_beckett]

Pretty sure if the suicide hotline in the Halo universe fails, they just reroute their client to the UNSC enlistment number.

[@williambaker3729]

If Noble Teams sacrifice for Reach does not motivate you to join the UNSC, than I don't know what will.

[@God_gundam36]

If dozens of the hundreds of rare spartans died failing to stop the covenant i doubt that would inspire much hope

[@thegodofalldragons]

@@God_gundam36 Shh! They didn't die, what are you talking about, we've just... misplaced them...

[@nihaalsandim9986]

when cortana says chief is lucky she actually just means the rest of the UNSC is unlucky as hell

[@doncoria9505]

well, before the Spartan II project...........we weren't having a good time

[@themcknox]

Let it be known that Master Chief killed all of the marines in that pod, because he didn't buckle up and bounced around the cabin like a 2 ton pinball.

[@scottgrasser9475]

somebody needs to edit video of him pin balling then exploding out the back of the thing sucking everybody out

[@themcknox]

@@scottgrasser9475 the guy who was most worried getting crushed first

[@himynameisdagan]

Watch this be in season 2 of Squid Game

[@stargoid670]

The covenant would soon realise that they can't glass Australia, because we're known for glassing each other at pubs regularly.

[@russian_knight]

Ngl I'd be lying if I said I haven't dreamed about being an odst dropping into a battlefield

[@Fixxate]

I hate how you can actually see how Carter punched the throttle in his death scene. He went balls to the wall 100% until the very last second he was alive

[@Destroyer19941995]

"I dont keep this pistol loaded son, I dont take this war seriously" - Jackob Keyes

[@nunya_bizniz]

Obvious in Infinite, Chief now has PTSD.

[@MFCFOREVERR]

rest in peace. all of you.

[@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master]

It’s either you sign up and fight for the UNSC or you don’t, and wait until your family is forced to fight when the covenant knock on your front door.

[@Stellarnaut]

from orbit with super heated plasma

[@randomthoughts5894]

I like it how the other soldiers was panicking and Captain Keyes was all like: i dont care if there's parasites imma fire my pistol and put one arm on the back edit: Oh my world i never have 46 likes before thank you! what an early Christmas Gift

[@captainkeyes1523]

The flood can’t infect these gains

[@itsyaboiadam2061]

🤣🤣

[@Banana-Boi]

A few useless pixels on a screen are a christmas gift to you?

[@cowerdnerddespacito9518]

Marines not soldiers

[@randomthoughts5894]

@@Banana-Boi well i never had likes more than 2 so its sure is a gift to me

[@jiib7770]

ODST getting hit by gravity hammer: falling on ass and takes 2 hits Spartan getting hit by gravity hammer: does that little flailing arm run mid air fall

[@xiaorebirth3600]

Unlike the Spartans who are bred to be the best, the unsc are bred to die as fast as possible

[@darkwar232100]

Chief: I will protect my follow soldiers, but I will also collect their plot armors at same time…

[@halowarrior9889]

holy crap is this touching. probably one of the few videos ive ever gotten emotional over

[@Whatacomedian_]

Marine "We're going to make it, right sir? I don't want to die here." Master Chief "I'll be fine"

[@ajackass5950]

The unsc gives you guns. If you don't join them it's the same situation but you are unarmed and unarmored.

[@Granola_cat]

All the deaths in reach was sad as hell and I sure was crying when Johnson died in halo 3

[@demonblade001]

I mean that's like saying don't join the imperium of 40k. It was a war of extinction that landed them In parasite land. Before the covenant showed up it was like the expanse show.

[@nainoapeterson7871]

Yes not the safest occupation. but I bet it pays well

[@Bojoschannel]

The best payment you can get in a situation like that is knowing your family will be relatively safer while you fight extinction

[@Pintexx]

Easy to forget how Spartans are always dying in the halo universe. Chief is the best of humanity so he’s not going nowhere but the avg Spartan wasn’t a Spartan ll for 30 years like chief is

[@Hakuru15]

You got paid by those damn insurrectionist didn't ya?

[@blackagent4754]

Worse. Paid by the Banished.

[@MichaelDavis-mk4me]

@@blackagent4754 That's actually better.

[@dolphinerofachero3159]

What di banished want?

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@@dolphinerofachero3159 The pillow that has the permanent cool side

[@scottgrasser9475]

@@blackagent4754 hmm i would say insurrectionist are worse to the UNSC then the banished for the most part

[@liammelon309]

it may be like that no one want to die on the frontline they wanted to protect their family, their country, their home that's why they joined the UNSC

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

I love the sci-fi videogame series starring these derelict ringshaped spacehabitats which also happen to be interstellar WMD's. 🙂🙃

[@ironcladmeatrag]

God, Kat’s death always hits me hard.

[@abhimanyumarmath1570]

2:07 ironically, his sacrifice would inspire millions more to join the unsc

[@liam3308]

No worries, I have about 500 years to decide

[@sorrenblitz805]

I still remember how hard it hit me the first time i played through reach and watched all my teammates die one by one.

[@joshuaflynn7324]

0:01 that trooper was smacked so hard his body defied physics itself.

[@MKfan888]

"Scatter!" *nobody moves*

[@hannes1748]

"You don't got the firepower" "I got the mass" ... damn

[@nardog9000]

"This is a war, and things happen in a war" -Captain Quinton Cole from bf3

[@zyzzsdisciples6707]

Broke: fighting other humans Woke: fighting genocidal religious alien sect Bespoke: fighting *Gúta*

[@LobstersLobsters]

"Mr Blue sky, please tell us why"

[@CentralAftermath]

Imagine not having the masculine urge to die for humanity against a genocidal alien covenant.

[@mangalegends]

You know, when I think about it, Romeo surviving the hammer is pretty miraculous

[@thegodofalldragons]

"When you think about it"? I thought he was going to be killed off! Then they spray some insulation foam into his chest and are like, "Nah, he's fine." "He was almost cut in half!" "Yeah, but he's fine now." ODST's still in my top three Halos, though.

[@thebigenchilada678]

What the hell are UNSC sniper rifles made out of?

[@mikaelferrer1015]

Aaaah! Nothing more inspiring than being a marine fighting an extintion war against a technological superior alien Empire

[@hunteranderson557]

The feels…..

[@raven_2B]

Join the UNSC Someone has to give the Covenant back their bomb

[@prussianbirdproductions56]

POV: you are a normal civilian that just came to life 🙂😀🙁☹️ You are a Normal civilian that just came to life The Spartan program: sounds like soldier to me

[@ukkilevegetal1729]

You gonna see new planets, they said…

[@massdestruction3982]

In Fact: If you not the main protagonist in that game u shouldn't join any Special Force ever! Because you will never survive any of them! For Example: BSAA , UNSC , GEAR , TASKFORCE141 , Colonial Marine.

[@ThaddeusGhostal]

UAC security forces.

[@prussianbirdproductions56]

“OK so you’ll be station on the ring” Me: Yes so that’s how I ended up becoming a police officer

[@falcongamer58]

That's standard war procedure

[@rsoxboy]

Nobel 6 was not shown dying so he didn't die. Prove me wrong

[@mythicaltwinkie8216]

fun fact: Johnson is a Spartan 1

[@t29hotrod75]

Failed spartan 1, but yea he is

[@inkeddecker9964]

Echo 419, the first badass female in halo you helped me so many times. You were so close

[@kairotorres1894]

JOIN the UNSC just don’t join wars.

[@mr.redhands8390]

Being infected by the flood must be the worst way to go.

[@FreDDioh]

Halo infinite: Imagine getting saved by a spartan, get in his warthog and get used as a fucking meatshield 5minutes later

[@senperj.williams1664]

If they pay off my college debt then I couldn't care less what happens to me.

[@Murf_Workshop]

join the UNSC they said, protect humanity they said, together we will halt the covenant they said.........

[@DJBV]

Its either that or being glassed as an helpless civilian...at least ill go down fighting

[@thomasc.8645]

4:36 if only sergeant Johnson had sad "let her go" lolll

[@Ziomaletto]

"Some of you Spartans are alright, don't come to Reach tomorrow"

[@tactical6572]

Being an ODST just to have your HEV land in a massive body of water would suck.

[@madzaki]

They're heroes.

[@kubglo7502]

This stuff was so fricking heavy for younger me. And peep how there arent any moments from halos past halo reach. They just dont make em like they used to.

[@carsondietrich6677]

So I've noticed that similar to how a new hope started immediately after rouge one reach and combat evolved are the same meaning that its very possible that while chief was being awakened out of cryosleep noble six was making his last stand meaning that chief woke as six died.... damn

[@cosmeticscameo8277]

it's possible since they overlap

[@thatamericanloser2833]

If nobody becomes a marine, everyone dies, so you lose some you win some

[@whim_tv]

0:51 that time Halo Reach tried to have carmine in gears 1 vibes.

[@agonbehrami4327]

cat's death scene always hits different...

[@emantsrifemantsal9842]

I think most of the recruit's are conscripts or compulsory services.

[@harambe3095]

Wtf, then my whole life's been a lie. Where did you get this information?

[@WeirdTale]

Trust me. The UNSC after the first decade of the war must have issued a draft.

[@nesyboi9421]

Good news: Your a civilian so you are less likely to get into combat Bad news: You live on Harvest, or Paris IV, or Reach, or Draco III, or Eridanus II, or in the actual Solar system, or on Earth itself in a city with a space elevator, or directly inside of New Mombasa.

[@AggressiveBeagle]

What? DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!!!

[@oku7440]

The human urge to sacrifice yourself against a religiously overzealous alien invading force

[@GhettoSuguru]

It's nice to see that the 2 failed halo games are not in here

[@Chrysaor117]

Unless your a Spartan or some high military rank in the unsc, you def aren’t gonna survive very long at all at war

[@cosmeticscameo8277]

as we saw even the spartans weren't doing too good. the brutes pose a different challenge than ellites.

[@mycoffinisblack]

Simply be the Master Chief