Halo Reach - Funny Dialogue 2

[@TheMartyODonnell]

Wow...memories

[@firestarwt9356]

hello

[@MTwolf12]

Hey look Marty a easter egg about you 1:05 p.s is this a reference to you never stop loving the halo series?

[@jesterbomb6763]

Holy shit MARTY

[@mil1992]

Guess who’s back! The one and truly.

[@sirhurricane4350]

It's martha mcnaldo!

[@unboundplace4616]

I like how while everybody else is just either being a badass or spouting something random, chief sounds like he's in the middle of an existential crises trying to prove himself worthy.

[@flaninty2705]

basically halo 4 in a nutshell

[@thefatherinthecave943]

That's what happens when you're a child soldier

[@duckyjoel5373]

that voice in my head....sounds hot

[@familyneves9777]

Master Chief laser online. (When equipping Spartan Laser)

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

Almost every Chief line makes me groan. In Reach, Master Chief is cringe.

[@Kalina47]

Cortana legitimately has assassination death lines where she yells about Marty O’Donnell. You can even hear Jen laughing as she says the lines.

[@MTwolf12]

What about this 4:57?

[@zachhale2815]

Who is this marty?

[@Alexey_Konstantinovich]

@@zachhale2815 Halo composer, dum-dum

[@zachhale2815]

@@Alexey_Konstantinovich oh I did not know that.

[@deepspace1335]

Can I have a timeline about all of these?

[@roguegamer1173]

Cortana’s excitement with yelling headshot is actually hilarious

[@StegoAqua]

Halsey and Cortana probably if able would be sniping fools personally

[@undertow619]

Another reason why I love her.

[@randomchannel3314]

LoL

[@MrWelshh]

It sounds like fail safe from destiny 2

[@John_Flamesinger]

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized age." Cortana apparently likes watching old movies from the 21st century.

[@HybrydATP64]

20th, A new hope came out in 1977

[@chadtrooper]

Well guess what times have changed (if you don’t get it it’s a reference to republic commandos)

[@lonewolfhero3526]

Good ol' Delta Squad

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

*20th century.

[@expendableround6186]

“Well, guess what? _Times have changed!”_ -RC 1138, A.K.A. “Boss”

[@talilover5979]

"I think you've gone rampant, I might follow" Bruh

[@theamazingknight5472]

I believe Halo 4 was outlined by Bungie. The Didact is mentioned in the terminals in Halo 3.

[@scottm8292]

3:11

[@kylos1999]

@@theamazingknight5472 It was also mentioned by guilty spark in the combat evolved terminals

[@motus9612]

“Maybe I am a demon.” Doomslayer: a w h a t

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

maybe I'm a demon doom slayer has entered the chat

[@WackRusDud]

Doom Slayer: **Menacingly loading his Steel Barreled Sword of Vengeance**

[@Sn8kDr]

@@WackRusDud aka crucible

[@Sn8kDr]

@@WackRusDud or sbsov

[@theholypeanut8193]

*Cassualy loads up BFG 9000000*

[@halocraft314]

1:51 "I'm a light basically, how can I feel this!?" -CTN 0452-9 Cortana, 2020

[@tausiftaha12]

2552**

[@halocraft314]

@@tausiftaha12 I'm talking about in real life, not in-game.

[@halocraft314]

@@tausiftaha12 I meant when the video was uploaded.

[@vertigov5054]

Bruh

[@madness0169]

BLEEEEHHH-- Dont make me T Bag you!

[@jorgemigueltavares6041]

1:26 _“Sergeant Major Avery-Junior-Blow-The-Hell-Out-Of-Your-Alien-Ass Johnson! Reporting for duty.”_ Gotta remember that one.

[@mdredheadguy1979]

Yeah, me too!

[@teresaheard-marsh6009]

You got to love Johnson he is hilarious

[@Zekrom249]

5:32 What smells like barbeque- OHMYGOD!!!

[@dovahfett5919]

Thats my favorite one, God Nathan Fillion's a real treasure

[@sargeantBones]

Out of context this sounds like something caboose would say.

[@madness0169]

5:38 Hey how ya doin-- ARRRRGGHH!!!

[@jetpackdog3427]

So is it just canon that plasma 'nades smell like barbeque?

[@martianmanfrommars8428]

That was really well timed.

[@halocraft314]

2:46 "ODST: Other Dudes Severely Terminated" -Gunnery Sergeant Edward Buck, 2020

[@roundbrick4890]

Halocraft_314 well I mean they are all very dead

[@halocraft314]

@@roundbrick4890 No I was just quoting the video

[@guitar_jero]

2soon

[@cooperchance7720]

0:41 Well Buck, I’ve got good news for you.

[@no_nope_nah]

😹

[@griffingower1883]

Foreshadowing

[@what8521]

Didn’t check for the bolls. Smh

[@madness0169]

@@what8521 "let me give you advice rookie..." *enter foreshadowing quote here*

[@unknownwill4th549]

@@madness0169 "you ever fall for a woman..."

[@Lexie_Tyler05]

Cortana's lines are my favourite, she just sounds so ecstatic about having the ability to slaughter this

[@cowerdnerddespacito9518]

She said one of your lines! 3:07

[@CheddarVG]

1:55 My man said "BLEEEEEEH"

[@no_nope_nah]

😹

[@guardian2-735]

Why did I not notice that the first time

[@justaguywithnolikes3856]

*"DON'T MAKE ME TEABAG YOU"*

[@BetoPerez999]

Hurk bleegh

[@atomwalker7540]

he goes: *BLEEEEEGH*

[@dhelite8861]

0:06 I always thought master chief was serious. Now I just think he’s a comedian

[@granvell619]

They should really let players choose voices for their multiplayer chatter in Infinite lmao.

[@AmmeMgee]

They'll probably charge 20 bucks for it :(

[@Knucklehead448]

@@AmmeMgee what makes you say that? 343 industries doesn't know how to make a game, that's for damn sure, but they're no EA. Once you buy the MCC, you get everything. No "pay to get" season pass, no nothing. So far there is no DLC that you have to buy. They probably won't put it in the game, but if you do it will be free. That much I am willing to bet.

[@AmmeMgee]

@@Knucklehead448 The difference between MCC and Halo Infinite is that MCC was something you had to buy before there was a game pass. Infinite will be free to play from the get go if you have the pass, which is relatively inexpensive for the amount of games you get. MCC already made back its budget, Halo infinite is a much more expensive game so in order to make that money back there is going to have to be microtransactions. We already know our armour colors are monetized through the armor coating system, why wouldn't they take it a step further with voices?

[@Knucklehead448]

For some reason I thought he said mcc, not infinite, my bad.

[@AmmeMgee]

@@Knucklehead448 Oh okay, NP

[@sleepshouter5017]

5:40 “what’re we talking ‘bout!”

[@switchfolkers8892]

I Checked Another Comment And It Actually Said "Dont Even Talk About It!"

[@sleepshouter5017]

O

[@strangeonexd4776]

I thought he was trying to say; "WAIT WE CAN TALK ABOU---"

[@sleepshouter5017]

@@strangeonexd4776 ah, that makes much more sense actually

[@yourface07]

A true mystery tbh The one that we talked about The woman we talked about Don’t let me talk about What’re we talkin about I really want to know!

[@oniemployee3437]

"Uh, that guy you just killed? He's dead!" *stares in "are you for real?"*

[@tgtterrorizor3407]

PeOpLe DiE iF tHeY aRe KiLlEd

[@CEOofPhoneCo]

When you inhale, you breathe in.

[@TheJhouston]

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

[@Ashsucksateverything]

Every 60 minutes a hour pass

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

Jamal has entered the chat

[@tyrannotitan8173]

5:05 this line is the intimidating thing I have heard from master chief

[@necro5430]

Doomguy: *w h a t*

[@Fantastic-rp3lc]

It sounds kinda sad

[@novayussof9232]

Kaz, Im already a demon... *UAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@LinkTheTwilightsSoilder]

5:08 "YOU PICKED THE WRONG FARINE TO MUCK WITH!!!" got me dying💀

[@listeed1995]

5:43 Conversation between two hyper lethal vectors.

[@Uniformtree000]

*shutting down*

[@sleepshouter5017]

Too bad chips dubbo wasn’t a firefight voice

[@brandonhildabrand2568]

Now I’m depressed...

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

Who is he? I got an achievement for letting him talk and fighting with him

[@sleepshouter5017]

@@OncelerKidsAreCringe he’s the Australian marine that’s in the original trilogy. The joke is that he can’t die since he makes an appearance in all of the games.

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

@@sleepshouter5017 oh, thank you

[@brianstabile165]

@@sleepshouter5017 ce to ODST,somehow

[@somethingfoxstudios4332]

There is so much dialogue I never even knew existed like “Marty I’ll always love you!” and “One day I see myself with a military woman, and she’s gonna be from ONI, and she’s gonna be hot”

[@odst1703]

"You know? I remember my gear being a lot cleaner than this" This is the most weird, underrated line I ever heard coming from Master Chief

[@Daydy377]

0:40 Palmer: Hey- Buck: No

[@Stikbot_wizard]

Yeah Palmer ain’t hot

[@jetpackdog3427]

@@Stikbot_wizard That one elite in halo 5: YOU W H A T

[@burgerflipper6952]

@@jetpackdog3427 lol I remember that

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

3:16 damn that’s rough

[@CEOofPhoneCo]

Oof

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

I bet Kat was driving

[@Jommy-2018]

Halo reach: ptsd

[@madness0169]

Zuko: That's rough buddy...

[@alexanderstilianov]

>Master Chief sounds like a soldier just following orders and the script. >Sergeant Major Avery Johnson sounds like he's tired and it just saying this stuff because the fans really want to. >Cortana sounds like she's having too much fun finally being able to say silly stuff again. >Buck is Buck.

[@wolftamer5463]

0:05 Chief has a crush on Cortana confirmed

[@duckyjoel5373]

I mean....yeah

[@ur-didact1991]

Simp

[@Videogamermikebcwhynot]

@@ur-didact1991 always hasbin

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

it was obvious from the start of the game

[@The_Lone_Outlaw]

Oh I thought he was talking about himself.

[@AlarchyGaming]

2:58 i love how he steps back

[@bloodorange1088]

1:20 oh my God he can predict the future

[@ladyellen7993]

"What smells like barbeqOH MY GOD!"

[@caboozzle]

3:04 yep nice johnson, almost hit the insect on the ground

[@yamerrune]

1:22 are we just going to ignore that?

[@bloodorange1088]

He broke the fourth wall

[@TooManyPixels]

plot twist: sans is in that suit

[@TooManyPixels]

what do u think about that papyrus?

[@TooManyPixels]

ye? so? it just makes me satisfied. its like ceiling an envelope before sending it to the post office

[@tausiftaha12]

@@TooManyPixels ok loser

[@firehawk0]

1:25 Johnson's best line lol XD

[@familyneves9777]

The most badass Chief voicelines in the video (others are him in an existential crise): "Time to give the Covenant back their bombs." (from H2) "Maybe I *am* a demon." (when equipping Fuel Rod) "Wake me, when you need me."

[@yapyapking2054]

0:49 "and I make sure that she's got balls" Buck

[@ur-didact1991]

It was my idea

[@WackRusDud]

"That's so gay"

[@kartikeyarathore9704]

Context pls

[@lawfulspoon374]

I love how Johnson breaks the 4th wall.

[@Oyebadumn]

1:26: Damn

[@picklesenate9681]

1:10 ah yes, people die when they are killed

[@mako_happy]

ah yes, people are born on their birthday.

[@bloodorange1088]

He’s not dead if you look closely he rolls over

[@shaneh1872]

Ah yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@meltyberryashley]

Hmm yes, water is wet.

[@chinmaym1612]

@@shaneh1872 lmao i was thinking of that after the guy said that

[@ch3rn0byi]

5:33 is probably one of my more favorite ones now

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

"Sergeant Major Avery Junior Blow The Hell Out Of Your Alien Ass Johnson! Reporting for duty!" Johnson always has the best lines I swear.

[@iamthethis]

"Don't make me teabag you." That's amazing.

[@ISAFSoldier]

BLEEEHHHHH

[@tyrannicswinen117]

3:11 Subtle Foreshadowing?

[@tausiftaha12]

"Subtle"

[@brianstabile165]

Fbi open up Wrong comment

[@tausiftaha12]

@@brianstabile165 minor.

[@brianstabile165]

@@tausiftaha12 thanks

[@unfortunaterabbit5900]

4:26 "HEY"

[@roberttheronin9803]

Kek, poor Grunts

[@yeet-mc-yeeterson]

@@roberttheronin9803I think that was a jackal

[@evgxmagma3520]

3:09 "not as clumsy or as random as a blaster"

[@Darktrooper-mt5qu]

I was like dude is obi-wan in there?😂

[@expendableround6186]

“Well, guess what? _Times have changed!”_ -RC 1138, A.K.A. “Boss”

[@Cameron088]

I honestly feel like they had so much fun with the firefight voices

[@Tronnbro]

Chief sounds so distraught in FF. Its honestly weird to hear him like that.

[@dylantrevorlinville1340]

Just rehearsing for Halo 4 and Halo 5

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

yeah master chife saying jokes is really strange because he's more of the serious kind

[@Buddy-ts4ne]

@@badreedinedjellali1328 tbf in halo reach I don't even think he's 20 yet

[@HybrydATP64]

So chief does have a sense of humor

[@halcyonclass4399]

I love the way chief has just turned basically VERY ironic and witty

[@pinkinthesushi]

3:07 *A surprise to be sure but a welcome one* Cortana has officially become waifu material, change my mind

[@roberttheronin9803]

Always has been

[@no_nope_nah]

Ok

[@no_nope_nah]

@@roberttheronin9803 😹

[@dylantrevorlinville1340]

Should have been said when igniting an Energy Sword

[@geodoesathing9600]

Wait, there's ambient dialogue for firefight voices!?!!??!?!

[@SirBigWater]

0:49 "And she's gotta have balls. Can't forget about that."

[@nitzel9909]

That voice in my head Sounds hot😏😏

[@Busters2005]

cortana got an experimental spartan suit that she could control, she seemed real happy out in the field

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

"I'm made of light why do feel pain"

[@sandramarkus1054]

Oh yeah by the highway

[@redeye8075]

5:39 in the ???? Segment he said “Don’t want to talk about”.

[@plorb9211]

I think he said “WHATWEREWETALKINGABOUT”

[@redeye8075]

@@plorb9211 I don’t think so, I can clearly hear him say don’t

[@windbeneathmywings4884]

I thought it was "you wanna talk about it?" like, it makes sense context-wise

[@switchfolkers8892]

*I Thought It Was "DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT"*

[@redeye8075]

@@switchfolkers8892 nah he wasn’t able to finish

[@Seyomint]

I’ve never heard Chief sound so social and witty with anyone other than Johnson or Cortana

[@OfficialNightic]

I love how master chief,Johnson and other characters revive their old original lines from the older games.

[@alexjackyperson101]

And new lines too, make them still feel like a human, well the AI is technically a semi human but yea

[@jrickducking6685]

When master chief said is final iconic line from halo 3 I was expecting him to be sniped

[@datgio4951]

“What smells like barbecue? *OH MY GOD!*

[@robo_inda_castle7427]

I keep thinking about chief saying “wake me, when you need me.” And all I can imagine now is him just napping on the battlefield.

[@danielbold6167]

"Uhh, that guy you just killed? He's dead!" - Halo Reach Marine, 2020

[@cpt.rogers1396]

3:11 "That one didn't age quite so well."

[@comedycesspit8561]

Why does buck sound like he could fit in as a character in RvB

[@Krusty7590]

When she said "I'll always love you Marty!" Did she mean Marty O'Donnell???

[@user-nr1gd8dr9r]

Who doesn't love Marty

[@CheosgamerX-ik1kq]

​@@user-nr1gd8dr9r343 industries?

[@spinosaurus9518]

''burning feet and ass? oh its you'' *proceeds to back away to not get killed*

[@spoopydoge4356]

I just looked it up, Buck’s dad actually died in a traffic accident.

[@xavierdaniel4608]

Welp thanks for answering my question

[@xavierdaniel4608]

Can we get an f in the chat for bucks dad

[@alduinfr]

F

[@spfover]

“Uh that guy you just killed is dead” yes... that’s how it works...

[@AJadedLizard]

I love how annoyed Stacker sounds in all the staring dialogue. He's usually so jovial but that stuff is hilarious.

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

3:07 Oh, subtle Star Wars Republic Commando Reference there.

[@Jared_09]

Marine:“That guy you just killed. He’s dead” Noble6:”No he just napping”

[@doomedgundam6684]

5:05 MC: Maybe I am a de- DS: *Theme starts playing as he loads his shotgun with malicious intent.*

[@fishclaspers361]

*Loads BFG with murderous intent.*

[@ur-didact1991]

@@fishclaspers361 wait what??? You are going to kill your own son?

[@WackRusDud]

@@ur-didact1991 Doom Slayer: **unf (my son is dead)**

[@brianstabile165]

Ahhh yes Nintendo Doom Slayer

[@humanish1]

What we learn here? Master Chief was testing and trying out one-liners before Combat Evolved as he killed covenant on Reach.

[@ToxicCandy116]

I don’t know if you made this cause you saw my comment about the idle lines or not, but either way I’m happy someone finally made a video on these! (I didn’t even know there were voice lines for being assassinated)

[@jasonhahn8797]

2:54 Johnson's so badass he doesn't *need a weapon* to scare people.

[@epicninjacakez6716]

Cortana out here bein meta as fuck

[@trip537]

My favorite one is "ODST. Other Dudes Severely Terminated."

[@aregulargamer5834]

5:40 he says don’t even talk about it

[@switchfolkers8892]

Woah Thanks For Letting Us Know I Thought He Was Saying "What're You Talkin Bout!?"

[@aregulargamer5834]

Switch Folkers no problem

[@Briareos-yf9kl]

1:26 I need to use this line

[@yeet-mc-yeeterson]

Saaame

[@Tar-Numendil]

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized age." That should have been reserved for the Energy Sword.

[@BurgleArsonLarceny]

Hearing johnsons lines come from a flaming helmeted female spartan is pretty wild ngl

[@spaceman2217]

The voice in my head sounds hot.

[@TheEndDimension]

0:04 rare footage of Master chief confirming Cortana is hot

[@theholypeanut8193]

1:10 Mmmm yes. *THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*

[@elitetrooper119]

Yoooooo……. Is it crazy that I’ve had Reach all these long years and never once knew I could change my Spartan’s voice from the basic Noble six voices?! That shit is awesome! I love that Cortana’s got one too. Man’s if only XBOX live for 360 was still a thing I’d have to get on there and play a few rounds of fire fight. 😅

[@tommythesparta4912]

I never thought I would see chief's and johnson's voices come out of a female spartan, and I wish I never saw it

[@brycevo]

All the firefight voices are amazing

[@EightyEightMilesPerHour]

0:55 "bam! said the lady" "double kil-

[@ne3333t]

All the firefight voices I never got to hear

[@sandvichspencer6956]

I like how after the last quote from cheif they slowly slouched over to act it out.

[@triassictv6437]

As someone who played halo reach and didn’t get anything except shooting aliens I see this as a win

[@jggaming7506]

1:10 wow the floor here is made out of floor.

[@bananaguy9023]

An elegant weapon from a more civilized age

[@midgerm]

5:39 i belive he's saying "hey, how you doin- AAURGH. whatarewetalkingabout?"

[@Tucker619]

“That guy you just killed he’s dead!” One of the best marines folks

[@angryeliteultragree6329]

5:39 “wait wait let’s talk about-“

[@AxiEisa]

How to speak to Master Beef

[@anthonytamuzza591]

"There's a lady in my head that calls me stud muffin."

[@eaglegaming2301]

every quote from johnson is gold. especially 1:25

[@antonironstag5085]

1:09 Best one 😂

[@HuggyWuggyTheBluePlushie]

That voice in my head Sounds hot..