Don't Make Me Hate You. Maureen Langan - Full Special

[@eric-.]

Holy crap, this woman is BRILLIANT. This is some of the smartest, best put together, next level comedy I've ever heard.

[@kirspipiciello]

shes incredible wish she had another special

[@LuluLulu-jw9fi]

Yes she had new great funny material

[@briananderson8224]

Agree 100%

[@bonitajolie9341]

That's what I said!! Basically. Lol

[@giulitorelli]

Super smart😂

[@katefotopoulos6318]

I'm 71, and as a word-nerd, I appreciate your mastery of semicolons. Thanks for the laughs. You are spot on. 😁

[@joannaedwards6325]

76 here and was so grateful at menopause to bypass the period isle. But now this close to the urinary incontinence shelves. Crap!!

[@maureenlangan]

Hi word-nerd! I appreciate our comment and generosity!

[@TimHollingworth]

I'm 70, and I was reading the comments and read your semi-colon report. I thought what the... And exactly then, Maureen does the semi-colon gag. 21:41 She has real timing!

[@DavidFuller2036]

Hey Kate, I m 71; you listened to Karen king in 1971 after graduation. This is all about semi colens (;) Maureen's act was hilarious. I'm a word need too but my favorite words are Hebrew and Greek ; then I know what the Bible is really saying and how ridiculous it is to learn the Bible in churches. You are an attractive woman. I wish you the best. ❤

[@Kobe29261]

That standing ovation was earned! What energy! You were phenomenal Maureen!

[@maureenlangan]

They were a fantastic audience. One of the best!

[@ecoideazventures6417]

@8:55 - "Nobody marinades in New Jersey, we dont drink lemonade, we dont march in parades, we dont play charades, because it's odd, it's a facade, and people who talk like that don't get lade (laid)"

[@afrostigmeister]

I didn't expect to love her, but she made me love her!! 😂😂 I'm a very grateful victim.

[@markfoster1520]

I see what you did there.

[@tashinaking3198]

I am also a victim, and I have never been more satisfied. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@diancomalander7473]

😂😂😂 I’m 74 and I laughed hysterically. I felt everything in your dialogue.

[@japanesefunnyshorts8584]

Yes, her full special is finally out!! Screw my work and deadlines, I'm watching this one cause she is funny af!

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

I wasn't even ready! She is SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS AF 🤣

[@foxxxy1115]

She is hilarious! Great comedic timing, playing with the audience, I hope to see more of her specials, love her!

[@josestirtabudi6247]

First time hearing you, and you are officially my favorite female comedian. Such a great blend of savage shots, puns, sarcasm, self-depreciation.

[@ImInUrHd]

A brilliant comedian AND she does her own taxes! What can't she do?

[@bangkokfed]

Saying she is your favorite female comedian is akin to me saying Hornswaggle is my favorite wrestler. As far as the midgets go.

[@toddvandell85]

Self-deprecation.

[@laurabuttery6401]

Maureen,I have insomnia and so it's 4:44 and I can't WAIT for my friends to wake up so I can tell them to watch you! You are quite phenomenal! BTW, please don't judge my grammatical style and punctuation. I only minored in English.

[@juanitaalarcon1278]

Loved every minute of you and needed a gut busting laugh for my soul…Thank you!

[@mysticseraph2213]

OMG, this was absolutely brilliant! Haven't laughed so hard and so much during a full set as with this one; the laughs just kept coming. I'm not sure if "Bambi" and "Chad" appreciated being singled out, but using them as "subtitles" or "footnotes" just made the show that much funnier. Really hoping to see more of this amazing comedian!

[@how611]

so glad I discovered you tonight.

[@dreamscape405]

You OWNED that stage, Maureen!! Unique, intelligent, and delivered on a silver platter. 🥂

[@eric-.]

Some of the most intelligent comedy I've ever heard!

[@e.zachlee-wright9160]

@@eric-. "Intelligent.... that means smart!"

[@eric-.]

@@e.zachlee-wright9160 😂🤣😂🤣

[@maureenlangan]

@@e.zachlee-wright9160 lol

[@maureenlangan]

Thank you for your kind comment and generosity!

[@jessicanicole4360]

One of the best comedians I've ever heard, and I've seen a lot of comedians. This woman should be famous!

[@maureenlangan]

I just want to be famous enough to get canceled! That helps a career big time.

[@barbarabonnette2705]

Maureen, You are great! Thank you for the privilege of watching you. You were fun!

[@UpRoaryus]

2 and a half minutes in and already fully on board with this woman. She is speaking my language. 😆😆😆

[@runswithwindz9875]

Me too ! Hooked like a fish 🤣

[@paulxaviercyr]

3 minutes in and I am in tears... I love comedians with a vocabulary.

[@dcarter001]

Thanks! The wife scowled at me as I was laughing and interrupting her TV show; I almost died of laughter!

[@sarah9044]

One of my top favorite comedians. She's hilarious please bring her back!

[@ccallender4012]

She is the best female comedian I've seen at dry bar, hands down!!

[@wendyh3297]

Wow! How is it possible that I have never heard of someone this good?? So smart...SO clever and funny. Looking right now for anything else she has done. More Please!

[@joannaedwards6325]

DITTO !!

[@maureenlangan]

It makes me happy that my sensibility resonates with you. I like finding my people!

[@seedsoflove7684]

​@@maureenlangan thankful dry bar put up the full special. U are absolutely one of the BEST! Really great material and delivery. I feel happier!

[@maureenlangan]

@@seedsoflove7684 I think you so much. Don’t you have to subscribe to see the full special? I should know how these things work but you seem like an expert

[@seedsoflove7684]

@@maureenlangan i guess after a few months, they put it on the regular dry bar YT channel, for ppl who cant afford to or dont want to pay to become members. I live overseas, so it is easier to just watch it here. So i am grateful! 💛

[@StellaSirenSongs]

Maureen!!!! This was one of the best comedy specials EVER!!!!! You killed it. Hope you get a book deal

[@GladysAlicea]

And the movie deal; don't forget the movie deal (and the semi-colon). 😉

[@mtoohill]

​@@GladysAliceaGrammar part 2. After 50 it's a semicolonoscopy.

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

Oh wow! First time I've seen this English major and journalist; She's hilarious. Thanks Dry Bar!

[@mychalbrown4585]

"This is pain covered by affordable treats and wine from Trader Joe's" I laughed so hard I woke up my baby. 😂😂😂

[@Kathy_1991]

That's the line I now associate her with! 😆 The whole thing was super funny - beginning to end! PS: Not sure but I think she said 'cheese'. It's funny both ways though!

[@KINDaf]

​@@Kathy_1991 Freudian slip perhaps? Joe's is known for both the treats and cheese.

[@maureenlangan]

@@Kathy_1991 affordable wine and treats. But cheese works!

[@tonyfeuerhelm]

I feel a song in my heart...🎵 "you made me hate you...I didn't want to do it...didn't want'a do it"🎶. Funny from start to finish. Nice work.

[@CarlHammer]

LOVE the RED hair. I've watched this video 20 times...I didn't want to love her,...she made me love her! Great delivery.

[@tangellabetty365]

Witty and genuinely funny. Shes a real comedian which is rare breed on dry bar

[@cynthiajones1461]

She is beyond hilarious and a truly unique comedian. I laughed so hard and can't wait to hear her again.

[@deborahadcock978]

She is a Natural!!!!Love her!❤️❤️❤️❤️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

Thanks for the smart humor and good advice. Love love your sarcasm and wit. So great to see a woman who is not talking about her shape or shortcomings. I stood up in my house! Pure class and straight sass!

[@davidholman9374]

Absolutely fantastic and brilliant. What a way to craft a show and wrap it up so well. Thanks for the tears of laughter. Keep it going.

[@sandramay2618]

Maureen you totally motivated me to have a great day. Love you. You rock!

[@Schnooks83]

I have tears running down my face!!!! Hysterical!!

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

Omfg this woman is seriously hilarious af 😂 She made me laugh out loud HARD! Someone give her a book deal! She knows how to separate independent clauses! 😂😂😂😂 She can't get a book deal because she never killed anyone!

[@feralkat9370]

Maureen KILLED it! Now for the Book and Movie deal! 🙃

[@GeorgeWTush]

After seeing her on AGT last night, I came looking for more. I'm so glad I did. Howie Mandel is right; Maureen Langan is going to explode. Here she comes!

[@bart8112]

Maureen Langan ROCKS; as does Dry Bar! BRAVO

[@roguecyphernetwork2938]

Why haven't I heard of Maureen? Clever, great timing and delivery...and funny!! Great work Maureen!! I'm still laughing..."...who is checking his work?" lol

[@maureenlangan]

Glad you got that. Some miss it

[@CricketGirl33]

Just came here after watching her AGT audition. WOW, she is sooo funny! Can't wait to see more of her stuff. She kills it every time!

[@chakaula8642]

WOW... great timing; great content; great delivery! Superb!

[@reme001]

I'm a senior lady and I just watched your set for the first time. Terrific!!!!! Can't wait to watch you again.

[@snowview4902]

❤❤❤

[@LDBrownArt]

I haven't laughed this hard in years. She's a comic genius.

[@maureenlangan]

Yes, a genius indeed!

[@stevemcmahan8277]

Maureen is so hysterical!!! Very funny and clever comedian!!!

[@candacemartin4381]

Maureen, you just jumped into my number one favorite comedian spot. You are fantastic, so real, super hilarious, I absolutely adore you. Thank you so much for you.

[@runswithwindz9875]

A class beyond ! Just got natural comedy in your bones Maureen 👍🤣

[@jakeetschannel2031]

She's absolutely hilarious!!! I need to see more of her!

[@nikkojones2784]

Amazing Set !! Maureen, you're an absolute doll...despite what Chad & Bambi said about you. Good luck on that book & movie deal.

[@daisyy99]

She is hilarious in a negative way, and I love it! I have been looking for a 75 year old...I have now raised it to 85!!

[@MeghanDonnellyIPY]

This is my first time to see Maureen and I was very impressed. I will continue to follow and support. Thank you! And yes, I bet she gets that Katie Segal reference all the time!!!!

[@kdsewell01]

OMGosh! She is so witty and such great writing. Amazing delivery!!! Probably my fave female comedian and now I have to find more of her content!

[@markwhitman9542]

Check out Jo Brand LIVE AT THE APOLLO 2009. A Brit comedy classic...

[@2TMarie]

She states truths, that others only think about! It's like, "I'm sorry that your terrible behaviors, and lack of quality, made me act out of character." 😂 Gotta admire that!

[@stimpy_thecat]

Never seen her before, she's great!

[@rebeccas4840]

This was one of the best sets on Dry Bar Comedy! So smart and funny!

[@mikamikalson7393]

What a great set! Extremely well-crafted!

[@mikelabor7688]

I hadn't heard of her prior. What a great surprise! Very enjoyable.

[@emiliadavis8247]

Maureen, you're superb!! I'm so thankful for the laughs, your whole show!!

[@j.l.spraggins8589]

Clever, witty, and original! ✨

[@TheVeritie]

Be great if she taught English on the side - "I want you, you want me, let's come together; a semi-colon is true love!" - A picturesque and completely accurate illustration of what a semi-colon is. She'd have been a riot as an English teacher in high school!

[@ibewcountry]

God Yes, 100 times yes ! As I watch my grandchildren grow and learn, I've often wondered what happened to all the great teachers ; this explains a lot, they are all doing standup comedy now !

[@chrisdee3211]

Yup! I always did better in classes where the teacher had a sense of humor.

[@ministerdeenielsen7404]

Love her ! I laughed so hard, and she's right on all accounts..

[@nenaelliott8058]

Over the top hilarious. I loved the Martha Stewart bit..

[@trandom2083]

this was hilarious, intelligent & brutally honest without being mean spirited.

[@brittanyholtgreven4106]

I usually don't enjoy female comedians because they only seem to find vulgarity funny. You are a RIOT ! LOVE THIS

[@coachneeraj3025]

OMG! Hysterical. This was one of the funniest sets I’ve ever seen. The side explanations were hilarious!!! 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@joop912]

I really enjoyed her. Great style. Hope to see more of her.

[@crystalbaker2421]

You're hilarious. You remind me so much of my late aunt Jan. In personality and sense of humor. She always had us in stitches. Thank you for the laughs!

[@PygmyBeardie]

Reminds me so much of the late, great Judy Tenuta :) So funny, and made me grateful for her influence. Fantastic set, I hope to see more from Maureen Langan!!

[@Smileysue74]

Awe, she's awesome and funny! How is this the first time I'm hearing her? So good, funny and entertaining! love love love😍

[@InvertedEarth]

Incredible. Funniest comic I’ve seen this year💜👍🏼

[@per619]

Finally some clever well written comedy!

[@angelalandestoy4890]

That's my line of comedy! Didn't know Maureen until now but I'll be following up this was spot on hilarious!!❤️🤣🤣😅😂

[@denisephil7967]

"He literally blew her off"🤣 you killed me. So funny, love the whole show.

[@rustylee1836]

I was blown away by how unknowledgeable she is for someone that pretends otherwise This is just another example. He didn't blow in anything to control his chair or anything else. And you don't have to knead dough for hours (or at all) to make a loaf of bread in a bread maker. Honestly from how disconnected she is from reality I thought she must be an alien.

[@rebeccaburden-ou5mr]

​@@rustylee1836dude who hurt you ? Get out your parents basement and TRY to make some friends. Probably won't work out though. 😂😂😂

[@rustylee1836]

@@rebeccaburden-ou5mr If you think you have to knead dough for hours and half the other ignorant things she said, you're clearly the one that's stuck in the basement. I'm impressed by your insanely cliched generic insults, though ;)

[@carrickdubya4765]

Thanks! Really enjoyed the special, it truly made my evening.

[@samkitty5894]

Best I ever heard. So funny and yet so clean...

[@MyDoppleganger20]

Love her! I've finally seen my attitude as a person

[@mariakristina5170]

Thank you for making me laugh today Maureen!

[@Leries0]

She looks like Peggy Bundy

[@plbmbbmhb]

Yeah she does 🤣🤣

[@kitty10141]

Aaaaaaaaaaal

[@TheAmericanDreamChaser]

Yes I was definitely thinking that same crap; her hole vibe. 🤣

[@garyrunnalls7714]

Spot on , love the Bundy's. Can I get a whoa Bundy....lol

[@JakHart]

She sounds a lot like her too.

[@MelanieDenuna]

I am here after I watched her in AGT...she's brilliant..so natural❤❤❤❤❤i love her❤❤❤

[@hannahk.summerville5908]

Ah yesss! We need more (female) comedians like you🙌🏻 Loved it! Ps: I'm regularly victimized too🙈

[@markobegus]

This is PURE GOLD!! 🙌

[@sweaters_and_harmony9525]

She was fantastic! Such talent

[@neilacrabtree1617]

This woman is hilarious! Gotta see more of her shows.

[@iwanttobelieve5970]

I laughed the entire time. 😂😂

[@LeenaStark]

Lost my mom a week ago. THANK YOU for making me laugh aloud --- I didnt think it would be possible, but YOU did it Maureen!

[@maureenlangan]

I’m sorry for the loss of your mom. Glad we could laugh together for a bit

[@LeenaStark]

@@maureenlangan Youre not only a GREAT Comedian, but a great soul. THANK YOU for taking the time out of your busy schedule to reply, it just goes to show the depth of your character & your humanity. I have searched for more of your performances --- and have returned to this one several times every time Im feeling down; and believe me, it feels like the first time every single time! I still laugh aloud at every joke, every pun, as if Im hearing it for the first time! IMH & Personal Opinon, you are the _female version_ of the great King of Comedy: *Don Rickles* ---- he was my moms favorite, and she had taken me to see him perform at Carnegie Hall in NYC when I was 16. I laughed so hard, I peed on myself! I am a native New Yorker, who's been living overseas for several years now having had to take care of my ailing mom. I am now planning on returning to NY again --- and when I get there, I promise you that I will find you, and I will come to see you live, and I know that I will laugh as hard as I did w/ Don --- and promise you, that I'll try not to _pee_ myself this time! Wishing you love, health, abundant SUCCESS, prosperity in every endeavor you embark on in life!❤ * You ought to be given your own show & a Netflix Special ASAP.*

[@dallalsofdallas]

Absolutely the funniest comedian on the planet! What is her schedule, I want to see her live!

[@asiasongbyrdjamal1983]

I've watched her 3 times and I'll watch her more times. I love her!

[@maureenlangan]

Now that’s commitment. Thanks Asia!

[@LynetteOutdoors]

She's hilarious 😂 😅. Good choice Dry Bar!

[@spiraljoe1273]

Omg I love her!!!! What a pleasant surprise. She is fabulous. I have not laughed this organically in so long. What a treat!

[@maureenlangan]

Yay! Thank you Joe

[@car0lineadams108]

Very entertaining 😀 I relate to this wonderful woman so I laughed harder. Awesome work 👍

[@fredsottile528]

I laughed at her rap. Then I examined my own life and laughed more. Inspired second-level hilarity. Extra thanks.

[@lancethrustworthy]

I became a Maureen Langan fan the first time I saw her do her standup material. She's clever and memorable.

[@maureenlangan]

Thanks Dan!

[@JaneyLuLue]

This so great! It's hard to find a good woman comedian. Love everything she's saying.

[@seishoaniki]

This is still my favorite stand up routine EVER; whatever you do don't stop spreading laughter. ❤

[@jovoorheescollinsmphbsnbch6245]

Great show Maureen 👏 👍 👌 🙌 ❤️ You gave me a great start to my morning before having to take care of people for the next 16 hours 💯

[@GladysAlicea]

Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, you are fantastic; trust me, I know of what I speak. Really loved this; thank you for sharing. 🥰

[@soclose2her]

Laughed out loud the whole time!

[@massatube]

Brilliant material and so are you Maureen.

[@TamSuNe]

Perfect timing. I really needed your unique style and smart humor. Also I love that you are close to my age. You look great! Can’t wait to watch your special.

[@clearfield2009]

Smart and sharp material; hit it out of the ball park! Loved this!

[@nataliewilliams9741]

You are one funny 😂 lady! Hope to see more of you!

[@maggiebarr5599]

This woman is brilliant, funny, and the best I've seen in so long!

[@maureenlangan]

Thanks so much Maggie!

[@philmickey7247]

Intelligent comedy!🤣 Thanks!👍

[@gordonandrewcrowells1276]

You are my favorite comedian. I watch your Dry Bar and/or your AGT just about every day. I still laugh thru both of them every time, You"re totally awesome!

[@greatboniwanker]

I'm dead on the inside - Does that count? 🤣