After 50 You Just Stop Caring. Karen Morgan - Full Special

[@The1morningstar]

You know what thank you for this! I’m 38, a year ago I became a widow and I constantly worry about people judging me. Sometimes I refrain myself from wearing a pretty dress because in my head I think every one of my neighbors will judge me and I’m tired as hell of that feeling. I’m not going to wait until I’m 50 to not give a crap about what anybody says or think! 🙏 ☺️

[@coch2370]

Please wear your dresses :)

[@evajean206]

You go ahead and wear a pretty dress WHENEVER you want to. It'll make your morning star shine even brighter! YOU GO, GIRL!

[@The1morningstar]

@@evajean206 Thank you 😊 😘

[@DebiG1057]

You go girl! I am sorry about your husband. Don't let anyone keep you from being yourself. You earned it.

[@lovejam8661]

I’m 35 and I say don’t let anyone hold you back I say do wear whatever you want to as long as it makes you feel good. I spent most of my 20s nursing a broken back and I’m not letting anything stop me from doing what I feel like. I recommend the “life changing magic of not giving a f*ck” by Sarah Knight it helped me a lot with this (Warning she curses a lot) Wish you well 💜💜💜

[@tinamartinez1040]

I'm 58, haven't cared for a long time now. I've learned early to mind my business, stay away from drama. Life is good.

[@hawaiinrainbow]

Agree. People need to mind their own business.

[@telectronix1368]

@Peter Evans It's not about "not caring about" it's getting a better understanding of when it will really be worth causing a fuss and when it is better to leave people to work through their own drama. A 'karen' in this context would be someone who has not learned how to stay out of situations yet.

[@telectronix1368]

@Peter Evans "..in this context" But congratulations on your definition?

[@crashtosmash1102]

Yes say goodbye to Drama and your life will just brighten amazing.

[@ruthiepowers756]

@@hawaiinrainbow ķķ

[@sherrydalton6516]

I love her! I’m 51 & it’s not that you stop caring, it’s just that once you reach 50, you realize that all the stupid sh*t you worried about in your 20’s, 30’s & 40’s really doesn’t matter. You realize what’s really important and you re-prioritize.

[@franklinstephen3268]

Hello how are you doing?

[@joelspringman523]

Yep! Well put. Getting older isn't a bad thing, its great!

[@FitPasson]

I am turning 40 🎉, I am feeling this way right now. My children are grown , I’m moving to my dream state .. Florida 😅 Ready to live it up !! Throwing my cares away . I’m not waiting another year or 10 to prioritize myself 😉

[@noreenstarck992]

@@FitPasson Agree!

[@EdBenji]

That's only because yr on death's door step!

[@saylorgirl799]

I’m 62 (grew up in the south) and I LOVE this! I definitely identified with every part of this, and she had me LMAO… especially the part about raising teenage boys vs teen girls and getting them ready for college! She’s SO SPOT ON and SO HILARIOUS! I’ve watched this TWICE already, shared it with all of my adult friends (whom I know will crack up laughing at it! 😂), and will probably watch it a couple more times, ESPECIALLY when I need a GOOD LAUGH! 🤣😂🤣

[@marianne4468]

OMG I have been telling my family and friends for a long time " I'm over 50 I don't care anymore about anything" So this hit home for me!

[@meriarm]

Loved her piece, funny, tasteful, sassy, without being vulgar.

[@ABC-ed8cg]

Yes, I love comedy with substance. Doesn’t hurt that she is pretty with a nice voice too. I’m a fan from singapore. I’ve bookmarked her as one of my favorite comedians.

[@danielelindsey2213]

Great enough to watch multiple times. She is one of the undersung heroes, the comedians that bring so much relief and buoying for just a long enough time to catch a breath and keep carrying on.

[@Anonymous-km5pj]

gr8 comment, all the best and yes, this yt selection was not an unconscious waste of time. Shout out to all the good Karens out there ! 💖

[@AudreyMorehead]

Love her! She’s one year younger than I am and it’s refreshing to hear her articulate my thoughts & feelings!!❤ AND, she’s also a SOUTHERN GAL!

[@Jennifer-gr7hn]

With northern wit and cleverness :)

[@rorobyn10]

Oh gosh I'm only 5 minutes in and almost peed my pants! This 55 year old woman is soooo funny!!!! We all need laughter these days.

[@paperclips4113]

She is just speaking truth

[@64Magick]

*JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR..ITS THERE 24-HOURS A DAY.....AND ITS FREE!!!!!*

[@jharvey9898]

Almost? You’re fortunate!

[@paperclips4113]

@@jharvey9898 that was a good one! 😂😂😂

[@paperclips4113]

@@jharvey9898 🥶🤣🤔😵💥

[@tim6385]

Hilarious, Karen! I'm 54 and everything you say is absolutely true! Keep it up lady, well done!

[@phoenixkali]

I remember loads of 50somethings complaining that when you turn 50, you become invisible. Now I've turned 50 I've realized invisibility is a superpower!

[@Ohboycommentsection]

Easier to shoplift? I'm being serious

[@robertmarshall531]

I want to be a Ghost

[@RemedyReign]

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[@ellisburton8733]

😂😂

[@dojocho1894]

Im divorced after 18 yrs...as a man..60....In my youth I did some modeling...I keep up my looks and shape...I never realized at this age.... 20 something girls would be hitting on me...its crazy

[@10thcharacter36]

This woman is hysterical. Best comedy routine I have heard in years.

[@StephieGsrEvolution]

I didn't laugh once, but thought she was a good story teller.

[@dablklika]

You don't have a sense of humor if this is funny for you.

[@ABC-ed8cg]

@dablklika Most of us enjoy her stories and are entertained by her. Comedy is about wittiness and smart observations. Doesn’t have to be uproariously funny. I’ve watched enough comedies to tell you that some of the “uproariously funny” ones makes one feel empty afterwards. They are vulgar for the sake of being vulgar thinking it’s funny & the content is zero. I truly enjoy her smooth delivery and great content & story-telling. It keeps me hooked.

[@maryjoyspohrer256]

As a woman in her 60's, a wife for 38 years, a mother of 9 children, plus I work at a Walgreen's....this child spoke to my heart! 💜

[@InterKELLar]

Congratulations on your accomplishments. My mom also have 9 kids but 13 grandkids.

[@danofiremano]

My wife is a manager at Walgreen's! LoL

[@InterKELLar]

@Sarah Marie you are absolutely right about women’s uterus as being a vessel for another life. There should be a class ( mandate even) for those who wants to have kids to take and pass with high marks before they can have kids. My parents have 9 kids but they are the best parents to me.

[@thnkr0917]

@Sarah Marie Really, what Mom other than a comedian joking, really wants a whole lot of credit for giving birth? I don't know what circle YOU run in but everyone I know is a Mom and NO one really lists that as her first thing to be proud of, so much as being proud of her kids, so it's basically a non-issue that you used as an excuse to bash women....over a comedian who meant it as a friggin joke!! Anyway, Karen, I mean Sarah to answer your comment, I dunno if you have children, but pushing a baby's head out of your va-jay deserves credit whether a Mom asks for it or not. You do realize that a woman can die from childbirth even in the USA right? A woman risks her LIFE every time she gives birth, especially in less developed countries. No one would dare bash a service member because they may have to give their life for this country, but a Mom who may have to die to give birth shouldn't dare take credit for that!! People, btw, are also so anxious to take a woman's choice about a pregnancy away from her, but they are real quick to tell her that giving birth and choosing life is also not anything to be proud of. Of course, people who are also fantastic parents should get more and separate Kudos, but that is a whole different subject. Sarah, do you tell YOUR mother how little her giving birth to you means to you? You should tell your OWN mother how you don't appreciate her sacrifices so that you can exist. Shame on you. Also, we give men all kinds of father's day/dad credit for their sperm-donorship, no matter how involved they are and they never had to risk one bit of their health or 9 months of their lives or risk dying for that honor. Let's talk about the next 18 years, because we all know the odds are that Mom gets the lion's share of THAT whole job, no matter what the fathers claim, and no matter how many Karens judge her, less than perfect, performance as a mother. If you can't be supportive of other women, then at least keep your negative opinion to yourself. I'm super tired of women bashing other women! Mothering is hard and it's really pathetic for a WOMAN to be that way toward other women when we get enough of that from men. Your not a messenger, your a karen, complaining about a comedian by bashing other women because you were literally looking for something to complain about, so you just had to lay into, WHAT, women having pride in giving birth?! Geez.

[@Lasaro7499]

Bless your heart. Theres nothing more satistying that striking a conversation with a woman almost twice my age about her sandals. Birkenstock, fitflop, vionic. Clarks, mephisto. Staying at an expensive hotel has been a smart investment for my libido.

[@vanr2491]

I'm 55 and you hit every single nail on the head!.you are a super funny lady....love it!

[@franklinstephen3268]

Hello how are you doing?

[@Mobev1]

You’re 56

[@111Phoenix777]

What is it they say: "At 20 you care what people think about you. At 40 you no longer care. At 60 you realize no one was ever thinking about you."

[@crazydee1955]

Not true.

[@sensimania]

In my case I'm still wondering why my name is always coming out of peoples lips. Even people I've never associated myself with or have seen in years. I'm a 40yr old introvert and want no part of it, lol!

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Lol, true. I dont care about anybody, so hopefully nobody cares what I think.

[@crazydee1955]

Joe, at 20 I didn't care what people thought about me. I sure as heck don't now. Merry Christmas y'all.

[@k.k.4072]

LMAO I had to screen shot that comment it was hilarious!!!!!😁😁😁😁

[@kathryndemille5321]

Omg! I'm from SC,and I love Garden & Gun!!

[@renee9365]

100% on the mark! That is the best part of growing older is you get to the age that you really don't care what anybody thinks anymore and it truly is freeing.

[@gary6514]

I am a 55 year old English guy so why am I watching a 55 year old American woman telling me about her life?....I am glad she did because she is fantastic!!!

[@Rorschak129]

This is one of the best stand-up I've ever seen. This lady deserves a show at Netflix and prime. Laughed all the way till the end

[@cathilebeda7038]

I wonder if she's related to Leanne Morgan? She's a great comedian also, so fun funny!!😀😀😀

[@maiajanashiasmith]

I thought she is an only one woman standup comedian I liked!

[@andrewest1635]

I completely agree! Hilarious!

[@Herbie11]

You people need to get out more. Good lord!

[@patriciaholloway]

@@Herbie11 God, I'm so glad you said that. Thank you! I actually find this woman annoying. Edit: I was being nosey and see you subscribe to Bobby Parrish...me too!! I knew I liked you, lol. Sorry for the nosiness though!😂

[@1Nida]

I'm 55 and I approve this message.

[@CunoWiederhold]

LOL, yep, don't try this at home! lol

[@kathysahagian7478]

I'm 58 I went from invisible at forty to in your face at 50

[@VivKittie32]

😂

[@JB-cd6gn]

@@kathysahagian7478 the change will do that

[@kathysahagian7478]

@@JB-cd6gn I prefer to think of it as a power surge

[@elainetomlin1643]

I'm having the worst day ever today until I listened to this. This woman is a genius talent. I love you!

[@deborahfrederick916]

Yes, she is.

[@pleasedontsub2732]

Hope you are having a better day today!

[@caroldelong8386]

What an absolute delight! You are great, Lady - thank you for taking our minds off the the world and it's current drama chaotic mess. Just what the doctor ordered - a continuous good laugh.

[@alvallac2171]

*lady. Thank (to fix your run-on sentence) *its (possessive) it's = contraction of "it is/has"

[@caroldelong8386]

@@alvallac2171At 80 years young, I don't really care anymore. I really don't care about a lot of things since the stroke I had 4 months ago and must do everything one handed, You had no knowledge of that fact about me, yet you chose to show your superiority by correcting my message. It must be difficult for you to find time to police everyone's messages and correct them. Karen's show was the first time I've belly laughed and enjoyed myself in these past months. Thank you for taking some of that joy away. I truly hope your 2021 is better than the 2020 you are obviously having to endure.

[@matthewschmoyer8552]

@@caroldelong8386 Amen 😊

[@caroldelong8386]

@@matthewschmoyer8552 😊

[@violetjohnson7396]

@@alvallac2171 really? You’re correcting grammar? Get over YOURSELF

[@petermyers479]

Karen Morgan kept me in stitches for the entire video, she’s hilarious. Thanks for the giggles.

[@jenyj89]

I just turned 60 and have been retired for 4 years, my wonderful husband died from brain cancer 2 years ago (I miss him every day) and my son is grown....life is good. I can relate!! I don’t care what people think about me, I do what I want and I’m loving life!!! Growing older is incredibly freeing!!

[@suekelley6461]

I’m SO Happy for you👏🏼 🙏🌍✌️

[@jenyj89]

@Chris Tombs I’m living off the Social Security that I’ve paid on every job I held since I was 16!

[@aloowalia2849]

@@jenyj89 I am 17nyears old It's really hard to find some older women on KZbin Is there any advice you would wanna give me?

[@beckyhoffman9423]

I am also 60 and my husband died two years ago with cancer. I sure do miss him also he was a pharmacist. I have a thirty year old son. I wish you the best from Mississippi

[@jenyj89]

@@beckyhoffman9423 thank you. Funny, my son will be 32 next month. Parallels!! I’m sorry for your loss. Losing your love and friend is so awful. Good luck from SC.

[@gotohellenwaite6371]

I love this woman! I thought I had issues!! She just let me know it’s ok I’m 55 and I need to join a walking group.

[@VM-yd6zq]

Naw, you jest need to settle in the recliner with your Garden and Gun magazine.

[@jennasaraceno9560]

Savings lives one walk at a time

[@alysononoahu8702]

Right

[@tonyallen6510]

I'm a man 66 years old why you worried about age????🤔

[@robynrains7252]

Hell ya 😂😎

[@AAXS-op1vo]

I am 53, a mother of two young adult daughters and I am feeling very understood right about now!😂

[@LEK-we2hh]

What about now ? ))

[@MenelionFR]

"I want bacon! And eggs, and sausage, and cheese, and hamburgers, and hot dogs, and happiness!" ❤❤❤

[@prmayner]

We mustn't forget biscuits and gravy.

[@maxpayne2574]

And a stroke that leaves me partially paralyzed

[@happycat3399]

And steak ❤

[@sunflowers6172]

Add heavy whipping cream ❤

[@jimikelley189]

So well done: relatable, direct, efficient, and continuous. No stopping to remember her place; very well rehearsed. This was a great set !

[@poochiekitty8062]

Yes!!!!!!! Very natural in presentation!!!!! 😊

[@thomasfholland]

World class act!! 👍

[@cindyhooper1243]

@@thomasfholland she's great

[@iBRiDGE380]

Excellent compliment. ⭐

[@virginiaquinones-rogers3412]

I accidently found this video. I never laughrd so much. She is very talented and very funny. She is a jewel. God bless her. Looking forward to more videos.

[@akawater]

“They don’t have a walking group to go to.” Got me! 🤣

[@khart1313]

Karen , I’ve commented on your videos through the years, You rock. Great original content

[@demcduff]

There really is something to turning 50. All of a sudden, you do not care about all the crap that used to keep you up at night. It’s so freeing! And it’s so amazing that most women I know felt the same way when then turned 50.

[@tbair571]

Yes there is , instead of a midlife crisis ‘I’m getting old’ boo hooing ‘ , to me it was more of feeling of ‘ I’ve arrived to a higher plateau in life ‘, not as in believing I’m better than anyone , just more like it’s all downhill from here and I’m going to enjoy the ride , going uphill is the hard part ,,so .Wheee ! .., just keep your hands inside the ride to avoid bodily injury , lol ,,sorry I’m laughing while writing this and obviously not caring if I make a lot of sense , oh my word,,belly laughing so hard right now ( and it’s remarkable how good that feels to laugh so hard after all this doom and gloom with the pandemic ,,,near crying because of how welcoming it is to have endorphins flowing, like my body almost forgot how good laughter feels ,,, one of my first thoughts was “ I’m a half century old now and can do what I want when I want I earned it ! , and I have a LOT of ‘been there , done that ‘ in my previous years ..... Next ? < as in what’s new to do ,,, 😝, what Can I do for me today , or do nothing at all if I don’t want to. Enjoy life , we indeed earned it !

[@studyingthewordtogether]

Yep.

[@kellylorang6845]

Yes, it is true. I am a 58 year old woman who went thru my 20's, 30's & 40's dreading the 2 questions I always got: 1. Why aren't you married? 2. Why don't you have children? I always felt like there was something wrong with me or that others would think there was because I never married or had kids. I wanted to but was horrible at relationships! When I hit 50, I felt suddenly free. People stopped asking me if I was married, and didn't ask me about children. I realized it was okay to be single And not have to feel embarrassed about it. Turning 50 was wonderful!

[@annecaulder9495]

It's my best decade yet!

[@sweetwater1672]

Amen

[@blueskies1014]

Karen Morgan is one of the funniest female comedians I've ever seen. Great delivery and an absolute hilarious set! Thanks Dry Bar.

[@CoachBoring]

The best part is it’s all true. 😂😂😂

[@stephaniestanley8041]

She is wonderful. Love her timing and delivery! 🚚

[@ABC-ed8cg]

I love her comedy so much! She’s so relatable and witty. I’m in my mid-30’s and I agree with her!! I’ve bookmarked her as one of my favorite comedians. She shares real stories & her interesting observations.

[@terrigiannosa6938]

True talent is keeping it clean AND being funny. Bravo! You nailed it!!!

[@michellenolan6435]

I just turned 50, been married 24 years and have a freshman and junior in college and a junior in high school. I couldn’t be any closer to your demographic!!! Loved every minute!

[@nicolassmith8338]

Hello there

[@Rundwulf64]

I love, LOVE her facial expressions. Half of my laughs while watching this were from her accompanying expressions. Priceless! You rock, sister.

[@OValger]

That's brilliant humour, very relatable and with just the right shade of sarcasm. Thank you!

[@tomswinburn1778]

I hadn't seen this lady before. She's FUNNY! And yep, from her verbalization you KNOW she's been there, done that. Thumbs up.

[@lightk4817]

Oh my gosh Karen Morgan is hysterical! I'm recovering from back fusion surgery and I was laughing so hard that I had to roll onto my side because it hurt so much to laugh but I was enjoying her set soo much. I immediately shared this video with my mom. My husband heard me laughing so much that he got curious and he ended up listening to your set. He also enjoyed it. Karen's take on life's everyday events are hilarious and her delivery is so perfect!

[@arightscepter]

Aw sorry to hear that its hard for you now. Wish you best. Not being able to laugh without being hurt or tentative about it isn't good. I trust it will get better going forward. I once taught myself not to sneeze no matter what :)

[@the_Mrs.]

My 13 yo son came in wanting to watch whatever was making me laugh so hard… I told him “you wouldn’t like it”… lmao that she started talking about teenage boy stink right after that. 😂 I’ve hated that smell since I was a teenage girl and now my babies are 10 & 13 and I’ve threatened to put a door at the end of the hall to keep the stink on their side of the house!

[@truthseekertruthspeaker]

I literally love you!I havent laughed/cried this much in awhile🙏🏽🧘🏽‍♀️👑🌺Thank you!

[@jonathanturner4220]

She truly is a breath of fresh air. Speaks her mind she's funny. Her husband is a lucky man.

[@editorgyrl17]

Karen Morgan, YOU ARE PHENOMENAL!! Excellent, excellent stand-up!

[@johnwhitley2898]

OMG 🤣🤣🤣!!! Too funny!!! I laughed till I hurt!! I shared this with everyone I know, as we are all over and way over 50!

[@Nicholas-cn5vk]

I just now for the time discovered this wonderful talent. She is very good! Best I've come across in a long while! 👍

[@GERRYMALONEY47]

A great BIG THANK YOU to the DRYBAR in Provo Utah great comedy !!!

[@twilson377]

You're welcome.

[@webcityguymyclubb4032]

Best comedy I’ve seen in a long time. Intelligent, perceptive, enlightening - funny af. She should have her own talk show - she relates to everyone young and old.

[@shelliegh]

I can’t drink cows milk so I drink almond milk and now I’m going to start calling it Nut juice! That is gold! 🤣

[@forscience9977]

Try raw A2 milk :)

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

🌰 🧃

[@tracik1277]

You can keep it in your Smeg fridge.

[@MARTIN201199]

Nut’s juice hahaha

[@guymorris6596]

I didn't know you could milk trees. Maybe you can drink 1 % milk.

[@MediaLieDetector]

I was lucky. I stopped caring what other people thought when I was 3 years old. What a gift.

[@escapematrixenterprisejacq7810]

You are a prodigy

[@happycat3399]

Me too.

[@Snewton12]

At 60 I realized I was invisible. Actually it was in Target! So much fun on so many levels.

[@lynnebucher6537]

I noticed that too. After a certain age, women become invisible.

[@kimberly9129]

@@lynnebucher6537 it's around 50 for me that I to became invisible. 😭 No more looks from men whatsoever

[@toneenorman2135]

I’m 68 and sometimes,when I’m driving with my sunglasses on,and,slightly tinted windows, a man will do that double take,then,look embarrassed when he gets a closer look…..like he didn’t realize how old I was when he flashed that “look”….it’s kinda funny..

[@bangla70s]

Men learn they are invisible even earlier.

[@srodriguez721]

I’m 45 and I feel the same way.

[@sweetlove3391]

Thank you each and everyone of you who are sharing how amazing it is after 50! I never looked forward getting older but you all made it fun. Keep the testimonies (couragements) coming! ☺️

[@mtnlady4762]

Thank you for making my day! Wonderful talent! I’m 63, southern, and can relate to so much of her skit! Our smile can indicate so many moods! Love the husband pillow skit, no, no need for a husband pillow after sleeping single for over 22 years. Thank you, but I enjoy my space! Thank you Karen Morgan!

[@chrismarkell3562]

Your so funny! I posted this on my FB. I have a daughter doing comedy in New York … you nailed the difference between sons and daughters I have both.

[@farahnasr823]

Hilarious 😂 love her, made me laugh in a classy way, with no swearing, bravo, greetings from Morocco

[@branon6565]

Yeah, that's the only negative about her, she doesn't use swear words...and swearing is fun

[@DulceN]

@@branon6565 Only someone with your moniker would applaud vulgarity… 🤦‍♀️

[@misbahailia3345]

@@branon6565 Swearing is fun, for people who never heard swearing before.

[@misbahailia3345]

@FArah Nasr. I just found out that dry bar humour, actually means classy humour. No swearing, vulgurarity ect

[@johntonge9818]

My wife is 69 and can bench press more than most people. She can cut you to ribbons verbally and does not suffer fools. Yet she is kind and caring helping friends and family through bad times. Her filters separate out the noise of people who are clueless and she does not care what others think. She loved this video and so did I.

[@Lori-jm9cm]

Girls STILL ROCK after 60, and 70, and.....

[@Lori-jm9cm]

True

[@lindaspencer6302]

U

[@forgottensage-o5o]

Having a wife that cuts people to ribbons is not something to be proud of. Frankly, I'm surprised that you are.

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

U are proud ur wife verbally cuts ppl to ribbons? 😳

[@RandyOnTheRadio]

OMG, she's hysterical. Trust me Karen, when you turn 60... YOU'LL CARE EVEN LESS.

[@tinydancer36]

Take it from a 66 yr. old...the older you get, the LESS you care or whom you offend by NOT CARING!

[@jacklynazure689]

🤣🤣

[@Dancestar1981]

@@tinydancer36 turning 42 next year reached a point in my life where it’s time to stop people walking all over me

[@tinydancer36]

@@Dancestar1981 Be prepared...when you start standing up for yourself, they seem to think you are losing your mind. Stay strong and forge ahead.

[@Dancestar1981]

@@tinydancer36 oh don’t worry I be already offended some people telling me I’m pushy. Even my mother said where the hell did my daughter go when I ticked her off one day for not listening to me properly. I’ve come straight out and said I’m sick of all the bs and being taken advantage of. Some people salute you and just yell you go girl so it’s kind of interesting. Let’s just say since I started I’ve had temporary bans on multiple social media platforms which now I guess I can wear like a badge of honour. I’ve also had Aggressive men who support the Ts call me a Terf. Seriously the only feminist policies I follow are those of the suffragettes and first wave feminism not the radical post modern feminism of today.

[@thepurpleenigma]

I’m about to hit your age target and I must say this is the best time to be alive!!! Embracing the art of (not so) subtly “not giving a f*ck” is such a liberating feeling.

[@janetslicer3637]

I am 67, married for 38 years and "Karen" really spoke to me! I need a whole lot more of this as we enter our third year of Covid! Consider me subscribed!

[@MsCocopuffy]

Accidentally came across this (but maybe it wasn’t an accident) and I laughed throughout the entire set so hard and loud. You are THE BEST female comedian I have ever heard. Everything about you was entertaining. Best of all no vulgarity, no swearing made it REAL COMEDY. The other stuff is so boring. You my friend, earn your money and tons of respect. The other comedians put so much sex, swearing and political views in their “act” that it’s not funny. I literally skip that garbage now. I thank you so very much for entertaining us all. Bless you

[@MK007-YT]

💯% Absolute, Complete & Total Agreement !! 👍 👍 👌 😎

[@d.p.6758]

I'm 70 now, but when I reached 60 I turned around and said to everyone around me!! I have given you all 75% of my life!! The 25% left now BELONGS TO ME AND MYSELF ALONE!! and it will continue until I'm gone!! This is my time now so back off!!

[@greta-i4q]

My mom said that at 40! She still ended up helping everyone, lol. She 70 and still helping care for great grandkids.

[@TheConniek33]

I'm 75 now and wish I had said that at 60. Good for you!

[@debbiekaren7058]

Brilliant.

[@ashleymcmacken9545]

Wise words

[@erinlisabutler7808]

I love this. I raised 5 kids, all grown now and my husband traded me in for a younger model. Im free for the first time in my life. Your mantra is now mine!! Hugs

[@docjaramillo]

Thanks!

[@ReiXor1]

Her wet shopping cart solution gave me a case of the Stupid Grin!

[@desiiipop]

I thought it was rude af...

[@desiiipop]

@ well yes it's my opinion...

[@aep7113]

@@desiiipop I completely agreed, almost stopped listening.. grow up ..50yr old lady..

[@manax8775]

WW privilege. I would have gotten arrested.

[@bipedalbob]

I go straight for the bath towels.

[@mariahmunnis6315]

Very funny and no vulgarity. A real treat.

[@hawkeye9793]

Hahaha. “I think abt shooting people in the head but I walk instead. “ She’s not angry !

[@alcyonae]

I don’t know about no vulgarity

[@jasonelicker3473]

F that

[@oldrrocr]

my wife comes back from her "walking group" and tells me that she didn't complain at all... should I remain happily oblivious or start planning my own demise?🤣🤣🤣

[@jnorway7295]

Absolutely refreshing! Love this gal's truth & humor! These days younger women from their teen through their 30's are swearing & we're sick of hearing them drop the F-bomb in regular sentences; sleazy!

[@Lynn_Clifton]

This was the best thing of all 2020, fantastically funny! I'm SO sending this to my MIL!!

[@DREAMSANDSOUL]

YESSS !!!!! 🤣😂🤣Greetings from Germany from a 53-year old 😇

[@jerrykinnin7941]

The older i get and im only 47 the more i can appreciate Ebenezer Scrooge. And the more i miss Oscar the Grouch. And the 2 old men in the muppet show balcony are still hilarious.

[@fee9043]

The two old guys are Statler and Hilton...heyy those are hotels🤣

[@fee9043]

It was 12 midnight when I gave that answer🤣🤣. At 65 hey, I made a mistake...woop dee dooo🤣🤣🤣

[@fee9043]

@Wes Peeble 👍🏾

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

Statler and Waldorf!

[@edproulx2682]

Have you seen the SNL with the two old guys from the muppets????

[@SuperHostStyle]

OMG Girl - you hit the nail on the head! Simply Fantastic! 🤣

[@franklinstephen3268]

Hello how are you doing?

[@reenieager4243]

She's really funny! And has great delivery. More please!

[@prmayner]

You can't be this funny without experiencing the things she talks about. I know from experience. Best comedic I've seen in awhile.

[@IsaidIt_2]

Finally a comedian I can relate too. Too funny! 🤣🤣

[@franklinstephen3268]

Hello how are you doing?

[@taniahummelgard2290]

This is literally why I have a community garden. I ride my bike there, weed weed weed, and I don’t kill people (or as I tell my friends, “my garden keeps me out of trouble”)

[@unitedheartsamerica5924]

Yes - weeding.. my machete is named Betty! No lie, Betty died last night. The duct tape that was holding the handle aint sticky no more. I have new one in my Amazon cart.. not sure yet if her name will be Betty. 😆😆😆😆

[@kathleensorce8468]

@@unitedheartsamerica5924 What a great idea! I've been using the pitchfork. But I do have a machete. Have fun! I'm 65 & still hanging on 😇

[@kathleensorce8468]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ What's your point? I love the Lord and He approves of me.

[@htmc2022]

Now I really, truly, understand that phrase, when the elderly say “my garden keeps me out of trouble”! 😂

[@jeanvignes]

If you're over 50 and raised in the South you learn to weaponize the phrase, "Well bless her heart."

[@snowbloodwolf9922]

If your from the south in general

[@kathysahagian7478]

That's bless her pea pickin' heart

[@TheRealJBMcMunn]

I usually fall back on "Well there ya go". Fits everything.

[@VivKittie32]

It’s kinda loaded. 😹

[@mimiwilson3810]

@@TheRealJBMcMunn I also say “Yet here we are”

[@Fledhyris]

Absolutely hilarious, where can I follow this woman? Everything is so funny but also so true!

[@evajean206]

EXCELLENT! Karen had me laughing out loud numerous times. I am her newest fan!

[@islewait6107]

I'm over 50 & now find reading KZbin comments is so much easier than actually entertaining company; opinions that turn off like a TV = Bliss! 👏

[@jeri8853]

It’s even better at 70 ! Now I choose to be charming and get away with a lot of old lady crap, lol !🥰

[@ericscaillet2232]

hehe...

[@k.s.k.7721]

I'm just 70 and have promised myself at age 80 I will buy myself a bull horn and start yelling at drivers while I'm walking to and fro. Can't wait!

[@theshadylady1982]

I'm looking forward to yelling inappropriate things at Thanksgiving dinner. Or anywhere important. Lol. But I'm not waiting til 70. I'm planning early onset obnoxious behavior. 😂

[@debrajenkins9608]

I know what you mean. I have been practicing and I love it😂😂😂

[@moondancer9066]

@@k.s.k.7721 Why wait?

[@marcusv7881]

As a 57-year old, I LOVE THIS!!! 😂 Everytime I look in the mirror I think, "In memory of when I cared." 😂

[@33TimberWolf]

Good routine with polished delivery. Thank you.

[@tammyhart6467]

Omg!! I love her!!! She’s freaking spot on!!!

[@jmanswat2457]

It's not that you don't care anymore, you just reach another level of smart.

[@danielstag2834]

bitter and angry and alone, another level of dysphoria.

[@deborahedelman2659]

Well put!!

[@DianeKovacs]

@@danielstag2834 I am sorry your life is so sour.

[@danielstag2834]

@@DianeKovacs I Like Sadie??

[@billrawlins463]

So true ,we’re made backwards , should born with some wisdom and it fade as we grow old ; could only imagine how many less mistakes would be made . Young dumb decisions ,older wiser but too late to fix dumb decisions

[@christinaknecht3281]

We prevented three murders this morning...lmao!! Love this lady!

[@susanblackwell3457]

...and one of them was yours. (Perfection)

[@rvicente6406]

"One of em was yours!" 🤣

[@MigusRandomness]

I've worked at Walgreens for three years now and have taken soooo many passport pictures for a few different kinds of passports (we do passport pictures for more than just US citizens and follow guidelines for whichever country the photos are for). I get reactions from people all the time who go, "wait, I can't smile or wear white??" I sympathize (though I'm numb to it at this point), and explain that the goal is essentially a "friendly mugshot", which often gets either a giggle or an annoyed huff followed by a perfect passport photo every time (you're welcome). Babies are my favorite though since we just have to get them to look at the camera, which is always an adorable and comical experience every time since they're always looking everywhere except at the camera. 😂 Edit: I'm two decades from 50 but I already feel the vibes of not giving a sh*t about what anyone thinks. Life is too short to fuss around with things that are beyond our control, plus my partner and I have daily rant sessions with one another to help sort our thoughts out before settling into our routines. However with the worker "shortage", I am at least a little gracious towards those who show up to their miserable jobs. Retail employees don't get paid enough for what they put up with, not to mention the lack of workers puts an unreal amount of strain on those who chose to stay - they are not compensated for the additional workload either. Be kind to those who serve you, because many of them don't get to take their mandatory breaks anymore and they're exhausted from the constant demands from customers (not to mention that product shortages are not the fault of those who stock the shelves). Kindness goes a long way ❤

[@greekgirl9897]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!

[@vickiesmith5830]

I have worked retail for a really long time, thank you for just bringing that up! I have also said that everyone needs to work retail just one week... either Thanksgiving or Christmas!!!!

[@blountfarms3660]

Funny and beautiful. I'm 54 she nailed it

[@ReneeOren]

Karen Morgan, your just made my day. So insightful and so funny. Thank you.

[@nicolassmith8338]

Hello there

[@anitaespinosa6146]

I could listen to this lady forever. She’s hilarious!

[@adamkings001]

@anitaespinosa6146 hello

[@AK-jt7kh]

I love this woman. She’s hilarious. I was having such a bad day until now. The dog affair was so funny!

[@bieuxyongson]

I know, I almost spit out my tea! Our male dog sleeps with me until dad comes to bed, then he moves. After my husband (aka the nightowl) comes to bed, our girl gets up there and takes her half out of the middle. LOL!

[@MK007-YT]

@@bieuxyongson, there is this invention called a 'Dog Bed'.... lol

[@bieuxyongson]

@@MK007-YT 🤣🤣🤣 Yes, but some feel that is beneath them. You must not have SharPei. They LOVE to be with their human.

[@Coolestuff]

'When I die I want to leave a warehouse', laughed hard on that :D

[@dianaa4149]

Oh I have just found my new favorite comic! Karen is great and I can relate to her comedy!!!

[@tovaweiss6788]

Karen Morgan IS WONDERFUL!!! Truly enjoyed her humor.

[@karenacton3854]

She is so right! Hit 50 and all your worries disappear! Too much fun.

[@metalmamasue3680]

I stopped caring in my early 40's but it's even better in my 50's now. It's very freeing. And she is right, gimme the bacon and no one will get hurt. 😂😂🤓

[@danceswithcarsdc]

@@metalmamasue3680 🐽🐷🐖🐗

[@TeamAminagacha]

It’s because of the menopause. Really! Women become men literally and just care less

[@kathysahagian7478]

@@TeamAminagacha superior because we lack hormones and it's why we are free.

[@SteveHarwood-pq3fn]

I'll hit 54 this year... don't give two hoots pootie about crap amymore, been saying "kiss my grits " alot lately... seems nobody up north here knows what it means 😁😏🥴🤣😉

[@sm3084]

If you don’t care now and you’re 55, imagine how you’ll feel when your 80. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SirReptitious]

Most people will feel dead when they are 80; I'm sure I will be dead when I am 80...

[@donuttingtornado7628]

@@SirReptitious Well what a depressing turn that was😂

[@dyanegelston6502]

Im 71 and I dont care! It is freeing

[@mr.balawis9948]

@@SirReptitious , by 80, if im...im either dead or grumpy.

[@karenacton3854]

After reaching senior hood.....a threat of “life in prison” no longer frightens us....so we really have nothing to lose.

[@lostreb]

Being well over 20 years older than Karen Morgan, I think she can agree with me when I say...My Give A $#*t Is Gone...Has been for years!!! Those that don't "get it???" Bless All Y'All's Hearts. Thoroughly enjoyed this show!

[@kerrypetruzello]

I'm almost 60 and I agree with her!!! She's such a great comedian, she's just saying the Truth and that's what makes it for me,I watch a LOT of comedians,and hardly leave comments!! Come to Boston!! PLEASE!!😂😂

[@debrajenkins9608]

I certainly can relate to what you are saying. I will be SIXTY next TUESDAY😂😂😂😂😁😍😷

[@Lukearthwalker]

Not far behind you...

[@gabrielle8965]

That sound like C U Next Tuesday 😂😂😂

[@TrudyPatootie]

Debra... Happy Birthday to you... How many combination Birthday/Christmas gifts did you get..ha..

[@debrajenkins9608]

@@TrudyPatootie oooh that question brought back many moons of a broken heart UNTIL I GOT MARRIED AND HAD CHILDREN. I have 6 children. Giving me ONE present in DECEMBER WAS UNACCEPTABLE!😂😂😂 My middle daughters birthday is today! I got back up! Thank you for the birthday wishes😁😍💜😷

[@TrudyPatootie]

@@debrajenkins9608 Well Happy Birthday to your lucky daughter. My husband's birthday is pretty close to Christmas and he always complained that he always got the " Combo" presents too. I was lucky... I always got Fireworks on my Birthday ... July 2nd.. but celebrated the 3rd and the 4th..ha.. 6 children... marvelous... My hubby is from a family of 9 children...dad died and his mom married a man with 14 children. You can't imagine their holidays..hahahh

[@vickicarringer7038]

I think our biggest problem as women is caring about what everyone else thinks instead of what we want. At 54 I feel more alive now than I ever have before. Just want to revel in my awesomeness.

[@Jaysthudandblunder]

That is the major insecurity for men too believe it or not, at 51 I am happily not giving a fig. It is a time in life where we have (some) maturity and enough energy to enjoy it. I walk down the street and I will say hello to everyone, and don't care whether they think I'm a loon or not :)

[@wfcoaker1398]

Same with men, but we're not allowed to talk about it. I'm 59 now, and I'm long over it.

[@worthlessdollar1]

"Just want to revel in my awesomness". Sounds more like narcissism than maturity.

[@stevenporter6445]

We are saving lives LoL the same reason I smoke

[@mistyriennett5902]

@@worthlessdollar1 Wrong we spend our whole adult early life trying to please everybody and finally after 50 you realize you just have to be happy with yourself. She is awesome.

[@paulmccutchen7781]

Karen is fantastic and I want to thank Dry Bar Comedy, because after the pandemic and all the political crap it is nice to laugh and laugh hard,

[@arizonashopper5095]

I'm 53 and I finally figured out how to ngaf anymore. And I don't let people walk on me or dismiss me anymore, either. My teenage boys especially, LOL. The down side to being older... I was dx with breast cancer yesterday. Funnily enough, I think I'm finally at the point in my life where I'm strong enough to stand up to it. Thanks for the great set. I loved it!

[@MichaelHenderson-24]

Good luck and best wishes to you in your fight!

[@11Renee11]

How are you doing?

[@arizonashopper5095]

@11Renee11 I went through Hell trying to get the cancer treated. I literally had to change my health insurance plans, then start interviewing docs all over again, and each of the 4 docs involved, had a 1 month lead time to get in. So it took WAY too long to get the surgery, but I finally got that done in the spring, and then went thru 21 sessions of radiation. Now I'm on hormone reducers for the next 5-10 years, which have some horrible side effects (bone pain making it difficult to walk, for one). But I'm finally done with active treatment and I'm counting my blessings... not everyone in the world (or even in this country) has access to mammograms and other advanced Healthcare. Thanks for asking. 😄

[@lgunvalson3903]

Fantastic! Smart, witty, relatable - would love to hear more!

[@chantellenew2331]

In your 80's you REALLY don't care what other people think. I say to her "go for it woman".

[@jekku4688]

I'm 60. I'm already there. SO OVER IT.

[@arricammarques1955]

In your 90's you forgot, you cared in the first place.

[@caroann]

@@jekku4688 me too....65 here. 👁👁