Don't Munch the Carpet (Rare 1940s Song) by Liz B. Inns

[@Merylstreep1949]

Connie Lingus provided backing vocals on this song😂😂😂😂

[@jeffjones6221]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@itzhakbentov6572]

My dad took us all to see Liz B. Inns down at The Dexter Lake Club in December of 1947. When those gals sang, “Don’t Munch The Carpet” there was not a seat to be had! It was a special moment.

[@armandoacevedo6978]

Hey, I saw you and your dad there! He wouldn’t shut up about how much your mom liked this song!

[@itzhakbentov6572]

@@armandoacevedo6978 it wasn’t just mom, it seemed that all of her old sorority sisters loved it too!

[@armandoacevedo6978]

@@itzhakbentov6572yeah, that’s funny, my little sister said the same about her sorority

[@joebush1663]

It won't lick itself!

[@dallasclark5420]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TrashPanda71]

I think of that and say Yes, Yes it does when I see my cat licking it's own ass. See it does lick itself lol

[@Awsom47Merc]

Gives Carpet Cleaning a whole new meaning ! 👊🤣👍

[@claudiosalvatore754]

"Don't you go bumper to bumper" 🤣🤣

[@oddish4352]

When I leave I better not hear you mooooan!

[@spankyharland9845]

Phil Latio played the trumpet on that song and Dick Bheter played the drums.

[@SusRecordsCEO]

Dick beater can really hit those skins!

[@lindabishop1402]

Hahaha 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

[@colehara]

They're all members of that popular band Phil McKrackin and the Back Alley Boys.

[@theeclectic2919]

@@SusRecordsCEO Yeah, but he was eventually replaced by Jack Mehoff.

[@innerlude]

@@theeclectic2919 And all of it was Produced and Recorded by Harry D. Palms.

[@theeclectic2919]

My mom really really loved this song back in the day and I didn't know why. When I'd get home from school there was always some lady I didn't know leaving the house. Over the years, until I graduated, there were probably a total of 30 or 40 different women who left the house as I came home. The only ones I knew were both next door neighbors on either side of us, and our minister's wife, Mrs. Pinkerton. I understand now what was going on. My mom liked to eat certain things I can't discuss here. I often wondered why my mom's breath smelled funny. (Don't get me wrong, I'm like my mom. I like to eat that stuff too.

[@SusRecordsCEO]

Your mom was a progressive lady!

[@roneastman4457]

I love these. Lol . They sound so original and real. Great job. We need more humor in these times.

[@SusRecordsCEO]

that's all they are for!

[@joechiaretti4131]

This song leaves nothing to the imagination. Liz B. Inns must be a cunning linguist! 😂

[@SusRecordsCEO]

and a cunning runt

[@brentwinfield5713]

Ooo, good one

[@xeutoniumnyborg1192]

A master of many tongues! 👅

[@jjasper7512]

C yoU Next Tuesday she probably said!

[@jeffdeloach1786]

I'll bet this song has 100% approval from the American Women for Flannel Society.

[@gunblade7610]

Subarus, Subarus and Justin Bieber haircuts all atohnd

[@jamesnelson6980]

Nothing wrong with a little fuzz bumpin'!

[@JAYJAYJAY53]

That title and the Connie post got me laughing my ass off .

[@berthazopp1]

You said a mouthful!

[@ruahinesrider]

😛 & Scissoring ✂️ 😂😆🤣

[@cuffy6322]

As an old school fan of carpets, I endorse this message

[@daveboryszewski130]

The Juice From Down Under Needs to flow at some point munch away!!

[@terrysweitzer6772]

Said no husband ever!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Shoey77100]

"The Nation mourns her tragic loss" - Harry S. Truman.

[@SusRecordsCEO]

Jack Benny just played her song on loop that week on his show!

[@virginia3222]

What a beautiful love song! So romantic, it put me in the mood, can’t wait for my husband to get home and give me…

[@wallochdm1]

Time to go rent a Rug Doctor and give that carpet a thorough cleaning.

[@RECORD_LAiBEL]

Who knew a song about daily routines could be so entertaining! 😄

[@SusRecordsCEO]

lol!

[@222amJohn]

They had another hit that was similar to the song called Tea For Two. Theirs was called Trib For Two.

[@CruceEntertainment]

I’m starting to wonder about Betty and Wilma

[@neilwilson5785]

liz b ins lol. I remember this being played on my 40th birthday in 1942. Yes, I am an AI as well.

[@Weesel71]

I approve this message. Seymor Hairs.

[@SusRecordsCEO]

And so do I. Ivana Bush

[@leondillon8723]

Seymor Butts made XXX movies.

[@jjasper7512]

Seconded by Ben Dover Biever

[@jimpayne9545]

Hilarious!! Also -- "Liz B. Inns" 😂

[@theeclectic2919]

Sounds like my uncle who's actual real name is Les Beuns.

[@blackiewhitefence9083]

The b side to this single released in 1941 is Come and Eat at the Y.

[@cuffy6322]

Loool 😂😂😂

[@theeclectic2919]

Hey, Sus. Did you ever hear of the 70s girl group called Helen Back and the Dark Tunnels? Or, Edie "Baby" Batter and the Creams? The two best underground punk bands ever!

[@SusRecordsCEO]

classics!

[@robertkline6311]

Tuna Fish Fun 🎵🎶Slimy Slope Run 🎶🎵

[@theeclectic2919]

I'm sure it's fun. But my wife died from eating too much. She choked on a hair ball.

[@JHall-hh3pt]

😂 some untrustworthy angels and don’t forget about the milk man back in the day… now it’s the Amazon guy😂😂😂

[@theeclectic2919]

My mom really got excited when the milk man brought the cream!

[@oddish4352]

Or a cucumber. It's at least 8 inches, stays hard for a week, doesn't complain about your cooking, won't stink up the bathroom, and is incapable of snoring. We men can't beat that!

[@James-pq7nf]

boy how subtle can you get

[@garyszewc3339]

I got an Elisa Slotkin campaign and, before the video. How fitting.

[@Ringothalia]

Carpet chewer,Clam bumper, No hair please fresh and clean😋 Like Sushi

[@trickn2819]

A HA! That's what those tupperware parties are all about! Dr. Demento would have a field day if this were legit!

[@bodypiercingbytom]

Liz B. Inns! What cunning linguist! 😂

[@rreis4568]

Saudades dos anos 60😢😢😢furei tanto caneco ouvindo essa música 😢😢😢

[@brentwinfield5713]

I must say, the photos are beautiful and do I dare say “alluring”

[@edgaeta2001]

Oh, hell no! If I can't lick it, I won't stick it. If I can't eat it, I won't beat it,

[@brentwinfield5713]

I would not disapprove my love, go for it!

[@noelsalisbury7448]

Hot Tuna were a great group. Jus' sayin'.

[@brendakoldyk1647]

Great now I have this song stuck in my head..

[@RSGill1903]

As a boomer, I'm a sucker for old timey music. I can see this being performed in an Abbott & Costello movie.

[@SusRecordsCEO]

That would have been so cool

[@theeclectic2919]

I'd like it better in a movie like "Breakfast at Tiffany's (Crotch)".

[@jaytc3218]

I heard that Imogene "Ima" Licalottapus sang baritone on the recording.

[@Bicc_Burb]

Ah, freshly munched carpet always smells better. It's just a little girl time.

[@Sandchovy]

Your AI picture generator is top shelf!

[@Grendachan]

Love this song! I want the CD!!! :D

[@scottyp4299]

Holy Cow!!! I can't believe I'm hearing this again!!! After the War ended, I transferred from my Bomber unit to guard duty at the Nuremburg Trials. On October 15, 1946, Herman Goering committed suicide two hours before his court appearance and we all rejoiced that he was dead but it was only a couple of hours later we were in mourning and in utter disbelief when we heard that Liz was missing at sea and presumed dead. Being forever etched in my memory, I will never forget Liz or that day......

[@theeclectic2919]

Did you know she's buried in Arlington Cemetery? Her epitaph reads: "Yeah, I ate it! Whatcha gonna do about it?!"

[@seetheforest]

Are you a mermaid? Good evening ladies.. blind man at the fish market..🤪

[@stephenoneill1805]

Why do they call it scissoring instead of lip syncing??

[@theeclectic2919]

Okay, a little education here..... When two female crotches meet.... it looks like a pair of scissors. You're welcome.

[@Grendachan]

Yes! Love this!

[@marianfrances4959]

LMAO!!

[@Dr.Pepper001]

Reminds me of the story about Pastor Fuzz.

[@theeclectic2919]

He was our preacher at our church. He taught us all about rug burns.

[@MovieMakingMan]

Such a touching song. ❤️

[@SusRecordsCEO]

Very very touching

[@MovieMakingMan]

@@SusRecordsCEO 😭😭😭😭😭

[@theeclectic2919]

It's more of a fisting song, isn't it?

[@carlaharris4879]

OH NO SHE DIDN'T 😂MY GOODNESS THIS IS KILLING ME😂😂

[@TerraBlacc1]

I had no idea these analogies were anywhere near this old.

[@stevenfromer3816]

Too funny😊

[@joeg9810]

Too funny!

[@RandyWoessner]

Probably never played on the Radio. LOL

[@rucringe643]

The beat: 😄🤩💃 The lyrics: 🛌🤰🤨

[@teddymills1188]

Ah, the classics.

[@frederickwentz4729]

❤❤❤❤

[@lyria8469]

Naughty!

[@ChozenOne444]

Lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 I’m weak laughing right now

[@brentwinfield5713]

It’s awkwardly beautiful

[@Jazzlobotomy]

LEZBANON

[@tjey379]

Hey, most of us men dont mind, if its my day off you might even have an Extra toungue to ride. Bumper to bumper?? That is one of my favourite scenes, I might not 3ven make it to work. Pervert for life I am.

[@GaryDelabate]

Betty Beaversnacker playing the drums.

[@SusRecordsCEO]

She beats those skins!

[@leondillon8723]

They could not get Bob Crane?

[@007kingifrit]

0:42 should be" wait for your husband to play" so it rhymes

[@SusRecordsCEO]

that isn't the rhyme scheme - the two parts have ending rhymes - home and moan

[@eternaldarkness6228]

Are this songs real? Or AI created? 😂 they are glamorous and vulgar at the same time but i love them!🤣 When i thought people in the past didn't have a raunchy sense of humor!.

[@absentmindedprof]

Phil Latio was their drummer.😊😊😊

[@SusRecordsCEO]

Really can play the skins

[@chrissammels5444]

A woman who doesn’t expect or even want, an expensive hot curry, on a romantic night out.

[@GeneScott-pw2dl]

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@raylv6962]

Never drink from the furry cup😮

[@BetterASKSOME1]

To the DJ WHO SAID THE TEACHERS LOST THEIR MIND I GUESS THEY DID AFTER THEY GOT THEIR ASS ATE UP

[@CouncilOfDort]

My cousin Hugh Jardon was the producer 😂

[@SusRecordsCEO]

lol!

[@KeithMather-r4g]

Scotland : ' Minge & Tatties ' 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😱🤣

[@davidsantor1760]

If I came home early. I'd be asking, can I watch ?

[@leondillon8723]

I would join the fun without asking. An unplanned 3 way.

[@tpings33]

Is that Colonel Angus?

[@boxcartwilly]

😎👍

[@genewomack317]

Her telephone is a Bone-O-Phone...

[@paulmillar1147]

this must be a joke lol 😆

[@krisowler367]

Jeruk Makan Jeruk #jerukmakanjeruk

[@riverrat3101]

seriously, where do these songs come from? are they recorded especially for this you tube channel? or were they simply 'underground' songs from the '40s?

[@SusRecordsCEO]

Yes

[@theeclectic2919]

This was recorded in Hollywood at COSYG Studios. A Russian named V.D. Rocherkokoff was the producer. He died of radiation poisoning a few months after this record was made. People suspect that the Soviets deleted him because they thought the song had anti-communist code words that were meant to start a revolution in Russia. It was never substantiated, however. NOTE: COSYG Studios is an abbreviation for Creme of Sum Yung Gai Studios. It was founded by a Taiwanese patriot name Sum Ting-Wong...

[@wallochdm1]

Scissoring for Jesus.

[@theeclectic2919]

Carpet Munchers for Christ.

[@finddeniro]

Attn. Nina..

[@simonf8902]

Rug cleaning is a key housewife skill.

[@stephentaylor1476]

This voice sounds very much like Betty Hutton.

[@theeclectic2919]

Nah, more like Judy Garland.

[@robgronotte1]

Where did you find these photos?

[@SusRecordsCEO]

Made them

[@AtheistVeteran]

I didn't know the 40's had so many bangers.

[@truthtoad]

Where's the gong??😢

[@SusRecordsCEO]

Chuck Barris stole it

[@leviwalsh8011]

This is actually very historically accurate. Back then lesbian activities were seen as an acceptable way for women to practice so that they would be better lovers for men. It only became an issue for the patriarchy if they kept doing it after marriage.

[@brentwinfield5713]

I’m blushing. And I’m a straight male 😘

[@plusbonus1165]

That's a ' Straight Blush'. You win again !

[@sommmeguy]

This has to be AI.

[@mongosaqqara]

Eatin aint Cheatin.

[@AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp]

I think the Labia Sisters did a cover of this?

[@brentwinfield5713]

I don’t understand the knives in the photos though. Weird but I like it

[@keymusic]

Scissors not knives

[@brentwinfield5713]

Ah, now I get it! “Scissors” im slow on the uptake at my age sometimes

[@V8Deuce]

Ilene Ulik wrote this song

[@SusRecordsCEO]

She did

[@Watershed-Records]

This the same Liz B. Inns who went on to join The Pink Lips in '49?

[@SusRecordsCEO]

it is indeed!

[@theeclectic2919]

One of the Pink Lips backup singers went on to create the band, Veronica Vance and the Vulvas. Everyone loved the three Vs!

[@jamesrobinson4703]

I don't get it....

[@theeclectic2919]

LOL! Funniest comment yet!

[@brentwinfield5713]

Damn, all I can do is vacuum the carpet. We men suck

[@crosslink1493]

True, wait until your husband gets home. A sandwich is much more satisfying when you have meat in the middle of those two slices of bread.

[@frankpitochelli6786]

She sounds like Rosemary Clooney.

[@Derek_The_Magnificent_Bastard]

The A.I. may have modeled it after her.