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💥About Randy💥
Since beginning his comedy career in Melbourne, Australia in 2005, Randy Feltface has written and performed eight solo stand-up comedy shows, released three comedy specials, played sold-out seasons in London and New York, and been nominated for Best Comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He made his US television debut on NBC’s Bring The Funny in 2019 and has been invited to perform at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal on four separate occasions.
In 2010 Randy joined forces with musical comedian Sammy J to create Ricketts Lane, which won Best Show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and went on to become a television series of the same name, airing in 2015 on ABC TV in Australia, Seeso in the US and Netflix in the UK. Randy's role in Sammy J & Randy in Ricketts Lane earned him an AACTA Award nomination for best performer in a comedy series, the first non-human performer to be recognized in this category. He opened his most recent show Modus Operandy at the Sydney Opera House as part of the 2019 Just For Laughs Festival before shows in London, Amsterdam and an extensive North American tour. Randy’s live show is a high-energy existential crisis, full of biting observations, razor-sharp crowd work, and rapid arm movements.
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[@jgcoverkknot5701]

I love how the puppet is just an extension of the real Randy, like still a puppet but treated like it's a part of his body

[@AnnDVine]

Randy's puppeteer is Heath McIvor

[@slothbelly5332]

i think the puppeteer said that at some point, randy is basically its own character, the completely different person, and he just narrating his thought for us to see; essentially, you puppet it for so long, you became its puppet.

[@kallyanrostiell3367]

Honestly, yeah dude. Also the reaction time to facing the dishes clinking really goes to show how natural it is for the puppeteer to "be" Randy. Instead of the neurons in his brain having to process the sound, realize that Randy should react, send the signal to move Randy towards that sound, he just skipped all that and went "Tf was that noise? Nevermind just turn the damn page already"

[@RetrovexOfficial]

Congrats, you figured out what a puppet is

[@lilyofluck371]

​@InvisibleChains we're discussing it because he's really good at it.

[@lampshade6579]

Fun fact: Heath Mclvor (Randy's puppeteer) became so good at flipping pages with Randy's hand, that he actually has to purposely mess up flipping it for the joke.

[@beansaresodelicious]

source?

[@ipanesm]

@@beansaresodelicious I MADE IT THE FUCK UP

[@jthomofficial8968]

Honestly makes sense. He flips back perfectly at the end.

[@wellbutrinwarlock]

Wait wait wait, are you insinuating that Randy is a puppet??

[@punkisinthedetails1470]

Flipping awesome

[@jadentheenby1753]

Love how he looked up when somebody dropped their glass 😂

[@kutsen39]

I think it would be hilarious if he made a bit out of getting the glass for the real Randy and have no clue who that guy was

[@wickedbasket8858]

​@@kutsen39 the funny thing about that is the audience actually doesn't know what the real randy looks like😂 he did an interview and he said it's great that no one recognizes him because he can just leave after a show he doesn't get bombarded with people wanting pictures and autographs.

[@kutsen39]

@@wickedbasket8858 no I meant like the puppeteer (deliberately) knocks over a glass under the table. Randy looks confused and peeks under the table. He has an existential crisis about how there's an unfamiliar man under the table. A meta joke unsues. I don't want to know what the puppeteer looks like, I'm content to not know.

[@wickedbasket8858]

@@kutsen39 😂😂😂ohhhhhh

[@BOBODDYS]

I almost spit out my cereal watching that part

[@heyysimone]

This was the one time i imagined a human hand poking up and flipping the page lol

[@leyrua]

I was expecting for it to happen AFTER the puppet successfully turned the page, but flip it back to the previous page. NOOOOO!

[@mavendeo]

I was waiting on that, or for Randy to look under the table and say, "You wanna fucking help me out? You're the one with working fingers here."

[@halfknight2310]

@@mavendeo that would have been perfect

[@Rosskles]

That would've been hilarious 😂

[@frankzaffuto3670]

If that happened, Randy's hand woulda gone limp and swinging, adding to the meta

[@cjcarlrohr901]

I feel sorry for him man "Don't f$&*in patronize me"

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

My favorite blind purple comedian getting ridiculed cuz of his disability

[@duckqueak]

@@reginaldmustardbacon5866 What does his skin color have to do with this? 😳

[@taiyoqun]

@@duckqueak purple privilege man. It seeps into every aspect of society. More common than you think.

[@gameringdudeguy1126]

@@duckqueak because porpel

[@AngryLittleSponge]

@@duckqueak Are you being serious?? I don't know if you are being serious or not.... You do know Randy has no "skin" right..? He has no skin... He is made of fabric... And there fore he has no race... Right? On his website he is referred to as "the worlds leading non-human stand up comedian" and Randy even has a special called "purple privilege" - He's purple. We can say he's purple. It's one of his most defining features about his aesthetic.

[@leyrua]

Next joke: "I completely forgot that I'm BLIND!"

[@richard4058]

This

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Toph Moment.

[@anim8edn819]

That's exactly what I thought he was gonna end the joke with

[@ModestNeophyte]

When you forget the puppet isn't a real person, you know you're watching a top notch puppeteer. I know he's hidden but, I wonder if he's any good at ventriloquism.

[@Mikowmer]

He's the world's greatest ventriloquist! He's been operating Randy, playing the piano, and singing two part harmony for years!

[@hansdiamante8884]

i remember finding out he worked on sesame street or something

[@RockenTravis]

​@@Mikowmeru realise puppeteering isnt the same as ventriloquism right. Lot easier to do voices n shit when u dont have to keep ur mouth closed n hide it

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

@@RockenTravis What part of two part harmony did you miss, exactly?

[@bmac4]

​@@RockenTravislook up Randy Feltface reveal

[@RivetHead999]

Who would’ve thought someone turning a page would be so intense and exhilarating. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time! And by seat I mean the toilet.

[@reddrunkenneck6744]

Lmao, me too

[@ZackagonXM]

I’m also at the edge of your toilet

[@davesmith4084]

​@@ZackagonXM what you mean by that

[@ZackagonXM]

@@davesmith4084 Oh sorry, was I too direct?

[@davesmith4084]

@@ZackagonXM LOL

[@SharkyBoy1]

“Don’t f@##in patronize me” sounds of dissatisfaction and disappointment

[@hassanmo610]

haha

[@thescotslair]

#in

[@j-dawg4774]

Hashtag In 👌

[@aninjatwitch]

He can’t read the book anyway

[@Iliketrains7_s]

#in

[@Natedog-gx3nj]

come on, we've all had that moment where we just can't seem to be able to flip to the next page and just spend like 20 seconds fidgeting with the papers.

[@jacobdobbins5443]

and then you get a paper cut trying

[@Natedog-gx3nj]

@@jacobdobbins5443 EXACTLY

[@Kayriel]

Yeah when we're fucking baked.

[@sen7826]

No, we have not all had that.

[@Natedog-gx3nj]

@@sen7826 you're only lying to yourself

[@Limpurtikles]

I love the meta-humor of Randy having trouble turning the page so he can read what's next, when he's joked so many times about how "his eyeballs aren't real".

[@undoneonion90]

Him looking up when someone dropped something kills me 😂

[@tauvolantian398]

I love how he flips it back over so easily 😆

[@braedenmclean5304]

Is no one going to mention the best part of this. *He can’t fucking see the book in the first place, it doesn’t matter what page he is on*

[@shawn5809]

Not really the sharpest tool in the shed are ya?

[@renseal475]

​@@shawn5809 oh the irony

[@boogerman908]

He's looking right at it though

[@braedenmclean5304]

“Trev’s just turned the house lights on like it would make a fucking difference”

[@tuscansun2320]

He’s looking at it though

[@jikkilthepickle8607]

I LOVE the way Randy says “Don’t fucking patronize me” he sounds so frustrated and focused

[@garynewton1263]

Oh jesus, this is gold.

[@luuketaylor]

No, this is purple.

[@garynewton1263]

@@luuketaylor well yeah. 🤣

[@rocknroll1973]

​@@luuketaylorno, this is patrick

[@moon_boon]

Sometimes I have to remind myself that randy is just a puppet xD

[@bigbossadidoss8678]

I lost it when he said “don’t fuckin patronize me”

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

Woman with the curls in the crowd shot was NOT having this bit lmfao

[@rasati]

that "dont fuckin patronize me" sounded scripted that was so good

[@ninabou6445]

Seeing Randy turn the page had the same amount of hype and satisfaction as watching the DVD logo hit the corner

[@N3RDYG0GGLES]

His puppeteering looks like it’s so instinctive, the way he looked up when there was a sudden noise and everything

[@captainchaaos1329]

The improvisational awareness when one of the audience clangs his glass is really impressive from a comedic standpoint. The response to being offered help too. These types of shows are always the most fun

[@Webberjo]

The best part is that the audience is engaged with it.

[@De.ladmahboi]

I just love how him having a hard time flipping the page was the whole joke itself

[@jackgadsby1398]

I love how people are laughing that he can’t turn the page but don’t realise he can’t even see the books.😂

[@GrandHighGamer]

I don't know his set up but I have to imagine he's got a camera or something happening so he's got some sight of what's going on. Well either that or the podium has a peekhole.

[@littleleakyleakythere]

Yknow I think they do actually know that the puppet who isn't a human and doesn't have functioning eyes can't see the book. Crazy isn't it?

[@blindbrad4719]

I heard a comment say he flips the page back really easily when he realises he was on the right page.

[@JackalSniperSnipez]

I love how he gets a closer look at the book as if it would help him see it better

[@AlexCrystal13]

Randy Feltface, the only being on this planet that can make turning a page hilarious 😂

[@Lord_Neko_]

I love how it's such a simple thing made hilarious

[@anomalyp8584]

His delivery is just too good!

[@a.j.outlaster1222]

The dabs followed by, "Oh, I was on the right page" to me just sells it!😂 I'ma patronize'em. [Me 2 seconds later:💀]

[@Snekelord12]

It felt so human when he looked up to check who madevthe noise instead of just staring at the book

[@TGMinnieeMee]

Damn, that one lady is NOT having it lol

[@shadoworganization3984]

Is it just me or does it feel like randy isn't pretending to be a puppet but instead using the puppet as a personification of himself ☺️

[@gomjabbar6246]

I've considered what would be more difficult, learning puppetry or having an audience look at my face for an hour.

[@papa_squat]

I love when hecklers actually contribute to the bit 🤣 kudos to you random woman

[@PTNLemay]

His improv game is off the charts

[@PrancingGoldfish]

Bruh, only this guy could get applause for just turning a page in a book.

[@goodhunter9791]

This bit is so fucking good lmao

[@Dreamer98809]

"Don't fucking patronize me."

[@alexmelillo1247]

The quick wit is the difference between a good performer and a GREAT performer

[@Rurik_Luci]

That's one miracle. Couple more, and he is a Saint.

[@angrytedtalks]

Master puppetry, improvisation and humour. Great job.

[@RubbishBear]

He is so good at adding personality to a damn puppet

[@irenoia]

Mr Henderson would be proud of someone recognizing the potential of puppetry as a medium

[@jamiebridson7871]

Smartest comedian in my phone.

[@depressedpotato6729]

I really expected him to swiftly and angrily flip the page with his real hand for a second

[@TheGstaeta]

"Oh, nevermind, I was on the right page." 😂 killed me

[@Adoni3]

Muppets for adults wasn't something I knew I needed in my life and now I can't live without

[@tellg0t090]

it would have been funny if after he turned the page he was like, "Oh ya, I'm blind "

[@jgreeny15]

Seeing this legend in July, rewatching these to maintain the hype. Cannot f**king wait! Luv you Randy! 🎉❤

[@robert48719]

His inventor is such a Genius. Sometimes I forget that this is only a puppet

[@epsilon6516]

Wow he turned a page, I’m impressed. I can’t do that

[@artemiskitsune4340]

Of course you can't. It's a skill exclusive to Randy

[@manhap9754]

i’ll be honest, the beginning where he’s just batting at the book and then glances up for a second at a noise before resuming vicariously reminded me of a cat. this guy is hilarious

[@billedefoudre]

The freaking commitment to the joke, lol. Just to be able to say "it was the right page all along", daaamn

[@emilivar4558]

What I wouldnt give to see Randy live.

[@firebreaker9325]

I love this man... Makes me laugh EVERY TIME😂😂

[@FlamingNinjaBoi]

Randy's ability to get the audience involved with his shenanigans is unparalleled. Few comedians can do stuff like this so effectively. I love Randy.

[@kinjesnow6998]

Love this shit is amazing laugh at every short

[@HapyHappiness]

I love when we see the crowd there's a lot of giggling audience members and one very unenthused lady looking like she's ready for this show to be over already

[@armageddon7432]

i like how at the end he instantly flipped it right

[@hansdiamante8884]

one of the best meta joke so far lmao, i was dying of laughter. Even handled the heckler pretty well.

[@dirtyshinobii]

Heckler?

[@adoniswilson2248]

The way he said it so calmly

[@strikerwoman]

This reminds me of my dad so much. Miss you buddy

[@EQuisby]

Would be funny is his hand came up and violently flipped the page with randy pretending he doesn't see it

[@edmontonhermit1156]

Legit cackled at this 😆

[@The4stro]

thats what i was expecting

[@debradavitt5457]

We've ALL BEEN THERE ,Wrong page Right situation 😂🤣

[@SleepingForAWeek]

I find it really cute that everyone cheered when he did it

[@millerhxc]

The best stand up comedian in the world right now is a purple Aussie puppet - and I will die on that hill.

[@pugsquad1926]

you, someone, is a good comedian when they can make turning a page amusing.

[@tjyork7928]

I love the ease of switching back to the correct page. After all that struggle nonetheless.

[@richard4058]

He can't read the book!!! It doesn't matter, everyone is so invested in this. 😆

[@nicolascherry25]

been watching since the bookshelf randy good shit

[@Turrkoise]

Dude was concentrating so hard he didn’t even blink

[@Scavenger82]

Saw the punchline coming a mile away and STILL laughed!

[@Puffy_jpg]

Don’t fucking patronise me… The best line I’ve ever heard from this whole show apart from “FUCK YOU HEMINGWAY!”

[@DerekHartley]

At one point I said 'Just blow on it!' and then realised just how daft a suggestion that was.

[@hazel6097]

Finally, some good fucking comedy...

[@DoodleDanStudios]

The way he lifts his head when the glass breaks all ways gets me 😂😂😂

[@Unit__002]

Grown people watch a puppet on stage. Inner child still lives

[@ethanfulford8922]

Randy is so good cant wait to go see him in August

[@magazinekirby]

Love how convinced everyone is that this puppet can see

[@piratescove4]

So funny that to put that page back to the correct page was super easy and quick.

[@uncarbonatedmilk_]

puppeteering is such an underrated form of comedy tbh

[@frequencymanipulator]

I went to see Randy in London at the O2 the other week, it was hilarious.

[@MasterGriefSr]

Definitely some of Randy’s best work here

[@rushylvania.northern]

The fact that 2.3 million people tuned into this just shows how good randy is

[@MollyDollyy774]

"Don't f*€k!n9 patronise me..." A little later, *HE DID IT!!!* He turned the page, Nice~

[@BloodlinesNewTimes]

That's a awesome bit man, congratulations on your success btw🎉

[@jacksention]

Did he dab 😂😂

[@klony1280]

So fucking deadpan, you're amazing. XD

[@natsudragneel2258]

I was expecting him to slowly raise his hands and ask “what’s the point of having fingers if I can’t facking use them” 😂

[@camerapasteurize7215]

It's so incredibly easy to forget it's just a puppet, and he's really under the table. The movements and way he controls the puppet are just so natural.

[@joy4210]

don’t laugh at him, he’s doing his best here!! 😂

[@JJ-kf4qd]

That is killer funny LOL big time thank you

[@cookiemonz5897]

Comedic genius, legend

[@jimreaper666]

lol love it x

[@Leslie_247]

I was actually watching that this morning 10/10 recommend if U haven't already seen it so funny💀

[@ProtoBlueGaming]

I love that jerk up when he hears the glass fall over

[@Renorick1]

Part of me was expecting, "... And now for my next trick-...!"

[@SprayInk-Kreatïv-Nouveau]

It reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter tries to throw a frog out of the window 😂

[@willgarlick7734]

We all just watched a puppet try to flip a page. And it was riveting. Dont lie to yourself