Dylan Moran On Why Batman Is Better Than Jesus | Jokes On Us

[@forgetfulLlama31]

I never figured out whether Dylan was drunk all the time or just came across that way. Lunatic or genius.. probably both.

[@lexxwhite747]

Kind-of a long winded way of saying "Irish" isn't it? 😂

[@DevlinMayCare]

Just comes across that way, I believe- his set is always far too tightly scripted to be delivered drunk, although he makes it sound effortless. I always found that instances of heckling in his performances showed how practiced the set is, since they really throw him off for a good 30 seconds or so before he gets back on track… always sounds like the record skipped then suddenly catches the groove again!

[@landyw5351]

😊😊😊loo p​@@DevlinMayCare

[@landyw5351]

​@@DevlinMayCare😊😊😊😊😊

[@cathryncampbell8555]

@@DevlinMayCare Hecklers irritate me, because they Never have anything to say that is worth the interruption. Let the hecklers try to deliver a show like Moran's & see how many seconds they would last!

[@dinidu]

Moran, Izzard, and Williams are those few comedians who are also very visual. Love all three ❤

[@mrnice7570]

Izzard used to be good, before losing his mind

[@x8_ace_x]

Eddie or his twin sister Suzy?

[@Caligulita]

Don’t forget Tommy Tiernan

[@AL-Lee-G]

Bullshit. There are a lot of great stand ups who are physical. George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Rowan Atkinson, Jim Carrey, Carl Barron, Ron White, Iliza Shlesinger, Jimoen. The list goes on. Robin Williams is certainly one of, if not, The best ever because he was so wild and unpredictable on stage but there are a lot more than those three. Don't be ridiculous, mate.

[@arthurwatts1680]

Shades of Dave Allen, a comedian who didn't shy away from his relationship with the bottle ;)

[@peterharris9022]

You do know that Dylan is now a complete non drinker don't you ? His mannerisms are that of his alcohol fuelled past.

[@perfectionbox]

some have a stream of consciousness, others have raging rivers 🤣

[@charliebrenton4421]

With enough prep time Batman would’ve wrecked Pontius Pilate.

[@AaronCurtright]

John Wick wouldn’t need prep time…..

[@r10nx]

I think that the Punisher would have pitted the Sanhedrin against Pontius Pilate in a final showdown, and as Caiaphas's Palace was going down in flames He would have made his getaway 'cause Simon of Cyrene would have been waiting with his bike in the abandoned warehouse district on the outskirts of town.

[@davidbranch821]

Hog lumps

[@Connor-j7l]

One of the best in the business..I think so..👍 funny as all getout..😂

[@sarayusarayu832]

I could watch this forever 😂

[@Comicsluvr]

I am SO glad the algorithm gave me this today!

[@MuniShakya]

did he drank a cup of tea on stage? love it instead of a boring bottle of water.

[@sean.butterworth]

I think he was drunk a lot of the time at one stage, but I believe he’s reformed more recently

[@MaximumMatador]

No one has better timing than Dylan Moran

[@casard5235]

It's good to be/remember being a child every now and then. Thanks Dylan. Cheers 😊

[@bobbyk9815]

"...things with bunsen burners..."😂

[@mikefule]

Of course the appearance and accent are completely different, but I had never noticed before how similar his whimsical stream of consciousness style is to Eddie Izzard. Excellent.

[@vicstf8432]

Batman is indeed a good role model and as real as Jesus.

[@demonicsquid7217]

The cartoons are better as well.

[@Vyndora]

And apparently watching me in the shower so I feel safer!

[@MrKingkz]

100%

[@ATeyken]

Batman is a billionaire beating up mentally ill people on the streets, rather than using his vast fortune to improve the psychiatric system.

[@WalterMarks1]

Do you not think jesus was real? I'm not a bible sniffer but that Gsus was real/ existed is the easy bit to believe. That he was the son of God via a Jewish mix is the bit where Batman makes his entrance

[@BobZombie8806]

Am I high, or is this David from Shaun of the Dead?

[@CarlaDodd-o1e]

Yes it is!

[@tinawinslow9175]

Yes and yes 😂

[@slickmcCool]

Probably and yes

[@cbeaumont]

No, it is Bernard from Black Books

[@CarlaDodd-o1e]

@@cbeaumont it's the same actor/comedian. He played both

[@badonkeykong7506]

He's aged insanely well.

[@stephenwade5534]

It was filmed 18 years ago 😀

[@Uchiha_Mako]

You do know this is from 2006, right?

[@badonkeykong7506]

@@Uchiha_Mako I did not. Which is why I thought he aged so well

[@Uchiha_Mako]

@@badonkeykong7506 Fair

[@orireth5107]

Too real, I did that the other day, i walked all the way to the other end of the house and just stopped in the kitchen, could not think of what i went there for, went back to my desk and picked up my glass to take a sip of water to find it empty

[@tammigissell2378]

Pure brilliance

[@PhilRounds]

I can see the Robin Williams influence....or maybe it's just convergence? In any case, well played!

[@slickmcCool]

Thought the same

[@danielhama4558]

@6:34 -was my exact expression 😂

[@thomaslepora4472]

He has a similar style to Eddie Izzard. I like it.

[@ibeethatoneguy7807]

Batman vs Jesus. Reminds me of that impractical jokers game lol

[@brendandarkside1207]

Huge lumps of chocolate or marmite handcuffs i cant decide what to get dylan for his birthday

[@markherzog9484]

Dylan has so ably picked up the baton from Dave Allen…… a natural raconteur ……..

[@atthecore4560]

Batman is definitely my Jesus. BATMAN SAVES! XD

[@andrewblack2596]

He sure does.

[@SoopahG]

Needs to be a bumper sticker. And another one - WWBD? Both within the Batman icon, of course.

[@coax47]

Omg I just realised this guy is from shaun of the dead lol

[@HansZarkovPhD]

Batman could possibly exist with proper training and funding. Jesus is just silly fictional magician.

[@chenzen1578]

Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, why would he need funding? Jesus viewed from a social standpoint is much more than the wonders he apparently did (or not) F.E. He treated women as equals, 2.000 years ago. What his followers made of it is another story...

[@Caligulita]

Huge lumps of chocolate to fuck!!! Oh that’s so good!

[@CristianML40]

Great!

[@imdiyu]

He is a MAD GENIUS

[@sherilynnxquantumdivine7065]

Love him, so true 👍

[@Cacuofa]

Has anyone else's KZbin algorithm gotten messed up? I was watching stand-up videos, and then this funeral one randomly popped up.

[@notacompleteidiot...1285]

I particularly hate it when the grenumbulator on my car breaks down. 🤔

[@davidaugustofc2574]

The ratio of views to comments tell me a few of the viewers were disappointed.

[@tersooachineku]

The joke here is the baby he describes is literally Stewie Griffin

[@tenzhitihsien888]

If they ever wanted to revisit Dudley Moore's Arthur, this guy seems perfect for it.

[@gauravgummaraju]

He gets to the Jesus v Batman stuff at 8:15

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Justice

[@martinbean]

Thank you! 🙏

[@sairadha674]

Black Books was awesome.

[@kennethhammond4028]

If I was this funny I would be that guy😅

[@creemoon9546]

3:40 yup, nature knows

[@ALW-nc]

Sounds like Eddy Izzard

[@davidpumpkinsjr.5108]

This guy's style reminds me of Eddie Izzard. Comedy style; not fashion.

[@kmnorth5202]

Cause hes not an executive...

[@20rvd02]

I just noticed the same!

[@buckrogers7575]

what a genius....

[@joelminihane]

It david from sharn of the dead

[@cherylannburke-wx3ko]

When a boring drunk convinces people to give him money, he has his rewards. Its a shame to sell your self short, when you were always priceless

[@jonburrows3497]

Thank God. Dave Allen lives. See I told you reincarnation was real.

[@davebolland3185]

Came to New Zealand and got drunk….stayed drunk…..ah well….the ticket buyers got what they paid for…..a …was ever this is.

[@robertfarrow3218]

Funny as fck, that is what this is.

[@DonoVideoProductions]

This is some top tier comedy...the writing, the timing and performance. Did you really not see that?

[@shaun469]

Pretty funny.

[@SerendipityChild]

Batman for the kids :)

[@P3d3r0s0]

Jack Sparrow was based on Dylan Moran

[@calvinwest2496]

Sheogorath!

[@Ringolero]

I heard Batman could kill Jesus…… with prep time.

[@DuncanMcintyre-jk3qb]

Bastard child of father ted and Dave Allen -who was great btw

[@BUDDYCB4]

RUFUS!!!!

[@danielstevenson1250]

Batman and Blackman. Batman can go to the store without Robin.

[@Randomaccount9470]

2002 ahh joke

[@epone3488]

BTW "Tines" and "charging plate" yes I have zero sense of humor.

[@l.a.9267]

No, he asked what the spaces *between* the tines are called. And proper kettles do not have charging plates.

[@epone3488]

@@l.a.9267 Ahh a fellow pedant Hello! :)

[@piyam5000]

Kettle dock?

[@cameronadair5422]

​@@l.a.9267Exactly.... the place UNDERNEATH the kettle was the question.

[@christopherflux6254]

According to the Bible, the afterlife will be physical after the Resurrection

[@robertgerrard303]

Sounds boring

[@Haalkarion]

He has a British Cosby cadence

[@brianwilson7589]

Not British

[@saulteanuts-vg8iu]

Hos.

[@davidioanhedges]

Inter-tines ...

[@conradrex7386]

Well, considering Jesus is a fictional character, and Batman is real.

[@jinstinky501]

This guy has a serious drinking problem, or he could use some speech therapy. Funny stuff though.

[@SophiaAphrodite]

The joke is on us. There aren't any in this stand up.

[@chrisclark2747]

Funny delivery (seemingly copped from Izzard), but the material isn't really funny.

[@slickmcCool]

Shades of Izzard and Robin Williams

[@jimmyyorkshire4495]

It's a 5 from me.

[@DonoVideoProductions]

Out of?

[@nathanisaksson]

@@DonoVideoProductions5, must be

[@DonoVideoProductions]

@@nathanisaksson That I would agree with!

[@richievelvet]

Jesus aside, Bruce Wayne is worthless

[@NotYourRealMom]

well yeah bruce wayne is a playboy billionaire and batman fights crime

[@MrHughDoesDallas]

It's sad I want to laugh but this material is lame