Don't Pee January: Chamber of Secrets - The Gus & Eddy Podcast

[@gustoonz]

Halfway through the month, boys. Don't go pissin yet.

[@chrispy645]

Too late :(

[@scrumblycat]

Hey gus does it count if I piss directly in my mouth?

[@alicelefae]

Mind over bladder

[@AJ69238]

@@scrumblycat nah bruh you good

[@V_Deity]

If I end up peeing, can I drink another homie's piss to refill? Or does that still forfeit the challenge?

[@rantingegalitarian4043]

Gus every episode: "I love my mom, but..."

[@Johnny-da-Cl0wn]

"A man once told me no words mean anything until after the word but." - Uncle Benjen

[@haileywarner5109]

XIZAR THE UNSTOPPABLE uncle benjen told you that a man told him that which you are now telling us?

[@ALLHEART_]

Egalitarianism is peepee.

[@CanyonF]

what a melonhead

[@letmeinyourhouse965]

Tony does a really good job of editing. I've never noticed before but it flows seamlessly and is perfect. Great job Tony love ya

[@nam9825]

Because you don't notice shows how great it is, if we noticed it would be from a weird, jarring cut

[@letmeinyourhouse965]

@@nam9825 I agreed completely

[@julianzacconievas]

Tony is a legendary boy

[@pianoraves]

Kiss ya butt Tony

[@lightbulbsoncrack8666]

I disagree he never edits the funny stuff the boys want

[@JakeCuster]

Gym & Elliptical, You know I love supporting my boys, but my parents are getting divorced and I don’t want to point fingers, but they started arguing on Monday around the time the podcast usually comes out. I completely understand that you had computer trouble, it happens to the best of us, but if my parents were watching the podcast on Monday instead of arguing about who was going to take me to Didgeridoo class, things would’ve gone a little differently. That being said, I’m so happy to see the boys back at it again, great episode!

[@alexwork178]

Jake Custer well I hope you’re tootin on the dige now my guy

[@statusk.w.o.-topic8610]

An Australian doggo is a doggoridoo

[@cascade9584]

How was class

[@JakeCuster]

Salomon Leonard Poutsma good, we’re learning Thunderstruck by AC/DC

[@perote3]

I'm gonna defend the fiancee who doesn't watch movies: I have a really bad case of ADD but the meds usually make me feel like shit (emotionally) so I only take them when it's taking a toll on my job. Having to sit through a movie is extremely difficult for me, the only exceptions are movies that pull me in or are constantly distracting me. Games usually require way more concentration so I don't feel as annoyed/restless. Also, pausing a movie to continuing later feels horrible, depending on the film you can completely lose the "emotional momentum" that the movie was building, games are designed thinking that you will take breaks and come back later, movies aren't

[@dmanclose]

I mean they probably meant people who dont have ADD/ ADHD who just cant watch movies

[@origamiSnow]

relatable. I always feel like I need to do something while watching a movie, but then I'd feel like I'm missing out on some important visuals onscreen and/or being distracting to other viewers

[@DudeGuy999]

I can sense the badass ADD power of this excellent comment

[@iancarter5217]

I can only tend to watch series around like 30 minutes because movies are to long.

[@littelcreatchure506]

i have ADHD as well and this is my exact experience, thank you for wording it so well :)

[@dropoffstergaming]

Ben is the only one who is nice to Jerry, and everyone makes fun of him for it

[@hotfunnyg1rl]

ice cream be like

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Meanwhile, Tom is the one who always attacks Jerry like a cat and mouse.

[@dropoffstergaming]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 I never thought of it being an intentional reference but if that was planned out that’s amazing

[@christempleton9656]

25:25 Gus that wasn't King Theoden, that was Denethor the steward of Gondor.

[@jimmypownall4409]

@Wonder I wanted to be that guy, so I'm annoyed that this guy was that guy before I could be that guy.

[@christempleton9656]

@@jimmypownall4409 the rule of Gondor is MINE. And no other's 😤

[@syntheticat-3]

Last night I dreamed that I was living in LA and I could hear the Gus and Eddy podcast theme blaring from my neighbor's apartment. "They have good taste," I thought. Immediately after that, I could hear Gus and Eddy themselves in the next apartment, who proceeded to laugh at their own jokes throughout the whole podcast. They were watching their own podcast. They actually watched the whole podcast. (Of course, I knew I couldn't go to their door and ask them to pipe it down because between the poop knives and the pepper spray, these boys have a whole arsenal)

[@NotDingse]

Jo sure beats the time i dreamt I met Post Malone in a metro or bus

[@roisinnorris9138]

I for some reason didn't read the first line so I was so confused haha

[@emmaemillz]

Last night i dreamt that eddy came to my school, and that he didn’t like me

[@Laim]

Wait so you got to dream about moving in next door to youtubers who were watching their own videos and I had to dream about my parents repeatedly falsely claiming that the other had died when they were sleeping? Life ain't fair bro

[@syntheticat-3]

@@Laim sorry man, i can set up a neural link if you ever wanna switch dreams in the future tho

[@theowenmccarthy]

Watching this in double speed. Didn't expect to get called out like this. It's not that I'm impatient, it's just that I can watch double the Gus and Eddy content this way, I swear!

[@bruhdudeson6017]

Can’t believe all of Danny’s fans called the cops on Chris Hansen

[@CVJordan]

It's always really weird when Leslie is mean to Jerry because she's the single most wholesome character on the show.

[@FreggFaerie]

It pissed me off so much when Jerry is painting outside and Leslie THROWS HIS HARD WORK AT THE WATER. God damn. I'm clearly still heated. I would lose my shit if anyone did something like that to me, I can't imagine someone that should be your friend would do that 😡

[@kelseyjoj3745]

The crap Jerry Gary Larry Terry received just makes my skin crawl.

[@nataliapatolamoosmann8290]

If y’all are unaware onision’s real name is actually greg

[@guzzguzzlive5706]

Thank you I was so confused smh

[@gris2499]

Were they talking about onision?

[@Qtube777]

@@gris2499 ya

[@jaidynhalling2162]

@@gris2499 no they were talking about greg

[@Justin-lg1qb]

Are you guys finally back? I’ve been sitting in my listening chair for two weeks.

[@andreassrensen4245]

Justin wow wow wow, are you LISTENING???

[@Justin-lg1qb]

Andreas Sørensen I’m in my listening chair with my watching hat on. I’m not a fucking audio podcast listener. I’m a man of culture

[@lakebreeze6248]

Someone really needs to tell Danny Gonzalez what Greg has been up to.

[@thelocalcoma]

"My fiancee doesn't like watching movies, because is feels like a time commitment." Does he understand what getting engaged was?

[@LegitCactus]

THE LOCAL COMA taking heat for the gamer community, he ain’t apart of us just saying

[@thelocalcoma]

@@LegitCactus I'm not a part, or her fiancee isn't? 😂

[@kat8559]

I have ALWAYS thought they were too mean to jerry. He became my favorite just out of spite.

[@kat8559]

I actually really hate parks and rec tbh. I thought it was good but it's nooot

[@freethemg1]

@@kat8559 I really like it when I watched it as it came out, but it has no re-watchabilty for me. Ive tried and I just have not interest it doesn't hold my attention. Edit: liked*..no*..IN it, it*... Fuck proof reading

[@StraightFaxwithBrysyn]

Don’t Pee Jerry punched the back of my head when I was a a urinal because he thought I was peeing (I wasn’t)

[@Crumbledink]

Grubs and Craig, I’m so sorry to have failed you. I’m pissing as I type this comment

[@diamondsprince]

As long as you don't pee it's okay

[@samtheman7860]

@@diamondsprince wait a second... We can piss and urinate and stuff but just not pee?

[@gabechristian2022]

SamTheMan lol yea you’ve always been able to urinate. Just not pee

[@samtheman7860]

Fuck

[@pielover204]

can't wait to hear what gub jonklin and edward broomstick have to say today!

[@BissjeTommy]

Finally another Dust & Rusty podcast!!

[@danid4618]

why did i think this was titled “Don’t Pee in the Chamber of Secrets”

[@pulloutkingthefinestnamein3089]

dani d fun fact, that is the only place you’re allowed to pee in during January

[@owensmith6215]

Fun fact: Did you know before adapting to modern plumbing techniques, wizards would use magic to tranport their waste directly into JK Rowling's mouth

[@Adama_Now]

I held in my "P" for so long one time, it turned into "Q"

[@nurpnuts3887]

I enough this

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

This is not

[@BrainbusterLeckie]

Wait... I'm sure I already watched this one? I remember that story about the Boys Trip vividly, what the heck guy!?

[@Bwern]

they just love re-telling stories

[@jacobmontgomery6425]

"I'm not sure if we've talked about this on the podcast but.."

[@bqwadseertg]

I'm almost positive that the Boys Trip story was told last week, so that's probably why.

[@BrainbusterLeckie]

Ah fair dues lads, I must have missed it when they said they might have talked about it. I kinda clicked on during the story like "I've heard this exact story word for word!" haha Thought it was some powerful dejavu there!

[@HickeyXC]

Spaghettios are a soup. You eat in a bowl with a spoon and it's mostly hot liquid. Do you consider chicken noodle soup pasta in a sauce?

[@greenthumb9406]

No it’s pasta in a broth.

[@BlackParade727]

21:20 me, watching this at 2x speed like I do everything else: *sweats nervously* But seriously it's because I realized I can watch soo much more (on a wild day I can watch/listen to 17 hours which is like a literal day's worth of content) and now I'm just used to it so videos of people who talk slow at normal speed will drive me up the wall

[@carlyst2922]

Victoria Rose 2x all day bby!

[@vars311]

same, I do it mostly for podcasts tho

[@joshW2141]

I am already dumb, I cant push it

[@BaldMancTwat]

Nah bro. I'm a boy supporting my boys on 1x speed.

[@ultrainstinctroshi7315]

what is wrong with your brain.

[@Josh8far]

tony peed on the editing pc!

[@CaseySnyder]

Not possible, it's January.

[@SonderBeats]

The perfect crime. No one will suspect him.

[@rileyjohnson1999]

Listening to this after eddys stream is crazy

[@PeterCleff]

HOLY CRAP! My question made it into the podcast! So honored! Bloody legends #everyoneisaboythough

[@AjdinHasancevic]

My uncle: wanna do something fun? Me: what? My uncle: 29:04

[@jaredrfurgason]

This is my favorite comment by far. Thank you

[@altairthe_snek9521]

Man hearing them talk about how good the year has been so far 2 months before quarantine is crazy

[@michaelkennedy7115]

Eddy's point on control stick flicks for skate reminds me of fighting games and the different stick inputs you need to master for each move

[@tazzycx]

The Harry Potter talk unlocked too many memories for me

[@Frame_Breakers]

Uncut gems was only and purely VISUALLY entertaining

[@mikerotch6068]

Eddy struggling with the lamp is my favorite part

[@lane7254]

my fav candle scents are the laundry/sea breeze ones, if its blue its a certified smell banger

[@mellowboym]

The boys were in for a treat with that candle package, the Christmas scented one is the best candle I've ever smelt.

[@xalwine]

Perfect timing. I just finished rewatching last years Don't Pee January.

[@fishwiki_]

still can’t believe my two favorite boys are going to be on the same podcast as my other two favorite boys! looking forward to the SuperMega podcast :)

[@igotbeans2332]

Gotta thank the boys for keeping it real and providing A1 content. Found the podcast last week and it's kept me cool as a cucumber during a really rough period in my life. Big love ♥️

[@welldressedbird3101]

every podcast you boys put out puts a smile on my face, keep up the great work gustav and edward!! :)

[@traderjoestar]

In NJ, at my college, I've never had someone come ask if i wanted company or someone to eat with when I'm sitting alone in a cafe area or something. Thats wild. Cool and nice of them though but also weird

[@mulethedonkey2579]

greg's wetland wasn't even near his property, it was either 100 ft or 100 meters outside of it and he just messed it up and kept saying he was doing "lawn work" to like shrubs and stuff but theres video of him cutting down trees

[@astroAntagonist]

Gus: ''what did you do to your brain to not be able to focus on a video'' Me with ADHD: 😬😬 No but for real tho I still don't get watching every video on 2x speed. My brain can't process that quickly lmao

[@BrainSlamAnimatedScience]

Community tab comments are often mean, because KZbin serves these post to a broader audience, so not just your subscribers see them. That's part of the reason I guess

[@Leiloke]

SciTech_387 Came to the comments to say this! It shows up on the homepage on mobile (not sure about desktop) even if you aren't subscribed, so people get pissed about seeing people they aren't subscribed to and just choose to be dicks about it

[@MrIhatethisone]

Wait they do? Whyyyy

[@_ch1pset]

yes, community posts are shared algorithmically, and not specifically to subs. it's annoying, every day my home page is flooded with random "stories" from creators I have never seen or heard of before. though, I just ignore them like a sane person.

[@CaseyGoff]

Same. I get them from some creators I've watched MAYBE once or twice and are not subbed to. I never thought to leave a comment, though.

[@Arbyshasthemeats]

For the love of Thor please convince Sabrina to be pillow gal

[@homekat]

The secret to winning No Pee January: one word: DUCT TAPE.

[@AJ69238]

I think you mean FLEX TAPE

[@oliviam1556]

Achintya Jain flex seal spray really helps to seal ya up

[@kingofthecumchalice870]

Excuse me sir but I believe that duct tape is 3 words.

[@homekat]

@@kingofthecumchalice870 I'm so sorry

[@OwlsSkySailing]

Now do I place this duct tape on my mouth or my peeing orifices, pls respond as soon as possible bc the pee is coming

[@declana1359]

11:45 That statement resonates with my entire existence

[@Bmoran325]

26:00 I think that if you know someone well enough you totally can interrupt their musical experience or whatever

[@TDPEquinox]

Gus, I have a legit excuse for why I watch KZbin videos sped up. A while ago I had to watch thousands of videos for a KZbin channel to time code sponsor spots, and I was being paid per video. So I'd have 2-4 videos playing at once, all at 2x speed to get through it faster and get paid for less time. After that, I can't watch videos on normal speed. Some KZbinrs talk fast and fluidly enough that I only have to watch at 1.25-1.75 speed; but some talk so painfully slowly that I have to watch at 2x speed, and even that isn't enough sometimes. When it comes to normally scripted things like TV or movies, audio books etc, I watch at normal speed.

[@TurtleComputerNerd]

Loved the ending bit. Made me laugh out loud.

[@Agape1992]

Y’all doing don’t poop February?

[@oh-pioneer8787]

Thank you boys for helping to keep me awake and entertained during long nighttime drives home

[@RhinoG55th]

That ending was amazing

[@greasyboi271]

Great podcast, thank you eddy!

[@mathiasgreyjoy1611]

Yea!! Finally a new Gooch and Eragon Podcast!!

[@trmpt73]

That's the whole point of Jerry's character. Everyone being unrealistically mean to him (even the nice characters) is so absurd that it's funny. Many of the characters and jokes on that show are based on humor of the absurd. I think it's funny BECAUSE Jerry is so nice and it makes no sense.

[@yowatchie]

It’s also worth noting that they all actually do care about him as well. Plus he has a ridiculously hot family. Theres a good comedic balance. Toby is just fucking sad.

[@hrolfurleo8230]

Yup its funny to me also. Makes no sense

[@Uultraaaviolettt]

I’ve been watching old episodes all week to fill the hole in my heart but now I don’t have to.

[@abbeybrickner6603]

I loved the midroll ad with Eddy

[@benrobke5359]

I was listening to this and looking at instagram and i saw eddy‘s story and got genuinely startled by seeing two eddys

[@jasonmcelwee5933]

I liked that ending, very funny, good job!

[@smik5304]

These moist bois always make my day, even if it’s later in the week. jk I’ll never forgive you get outta my subscriptions and stop pooping in my hallway

[@DalekBricks]

21:15 Me, watching this on 1.5x speed like I do every KZbin video.

[@hoboman1127]

Remember when the boys we're happy and excited about 2020 Pepperidge Farm remembers

[@Peverley]

My favorite candle scent is fresh linen

[@noahwilke]

The reason I watch youtube sped up is so I can watch more different videos in a given amount of time. I wanna support as many as my favorite boys by watching their videos as possible

[@BrennanJ96]

I love that you bois love good movies! You guys got good taste.

[@littelcreatchure506]

at 20:00 as a person with ADHD its really hard for me sometimes to commit to one thing for 2 hours, and if i try then i have to be doing something else like a silly mobile game or crochet or something, so yeah ADHD makes it hard for a lot of people

[@zacharywilson2399]

God bless you two.

[@Corpse_Cruncher]

so hyped for that super mega episode

[@Ella-rv1jj]

i'm luv eddy 💕💕

[@painted_doll7724]

Thank you finally someone said it! I’ve been saying that about Gary/Jerry type character for years!

[@jersyshoreelf9908]

Just made my coffee and this pops up. What a treat!

[@cooberr]

ive gotten to the point of checking how much time is left in the video to try and figure out what the rehearsed code word is for the ending

[@ItsKitKatGirl]

I’m usually an audio listener (sorry everyone), but that abrupt ending really threw me for a loop when I was listening to the podcast on my commute to work! Lol

[@joshwoofter4789]

Gus: Please hold off on the mail for now Me watching Gus and Eddy out of order:

[@williamedmonds4827]

I watch these podcasts at 2x speed, bc I'm at work and it's the only time I get to watch podcasts. So I dont want to lose too much attention to work.

[@drbabyyy]

my favorite episode of the gus and eddy podcast is the one where they talk about harry potter video games for a LOOONG time

[@mathisbarbusci7273]

Who is eddy talking about at 33:35

[@SargentPepper31st]

I always look forward to these 🤗

[@jasmine-ruff-puff9951]

I loved playing the Harry Potter game with the griffon riding. I actually jumped in the lake one time when the bully student told me to.

[@thenogster]

The wii version of Order of the Phoenix was such a fun Harry Potter game. Using the wii remote as a wand and going through the ranks in the Duel Club was the best!! Multiplayer dueling to duel splitscreen against my brother with like 5 different spells.

[@mitchelldrake7113]

YES DO BOY OF THE WEEK. THATS AWESOME

[@hannahiscool2889]

I’ve been waiting for this! Hi Gud and essy(:

[@graydeotto2820]

I watch all of the podcasts at 2x speed because I have so little free time between my homework in university

[@michaelphillips8000]

These intros and outros are getting better and better.

[@Mzskjxyamada]

58:33 WHO?

[@Taivos615]

your outros are hilarious

[@ianbriner5689]

Thank you Gus and Eddy for making this day just a little bit better.

[@IanMacgeggy]

Dude I was about to pee before watching this, thank you so much for giving me the strength to continue

[@notjacksonshaffer3357]

Gus and Eddy talking about Greg legit made me attach my eyes to the screen

[@taylorrowson3961]

love the a24 t-shirt eddy

[@MrF4IL]

Wood wick candles are pretty rad Also Nightmare Before Christmas, best soundtrack

[@Kyotosomo]

Currently listening to Gus scold people for consuming content at x2 speed as I listen to his podcast at x2 speed like I always do );

[@mooninc.185]

You could do like a fake investigation skit with chris were you lure like jacks films or someone to your house And you two and chris Hanson interrogate him

[@Njuyboy]

As someone who doesn't watch movies but plays a lot of games, it's hard to explain, but a lot of times it's because my interest in the movie isn't enough to keep me watching throughout the entire length of the film. I can easily sit and relax without constant stimulus pretty easily, it's just that a lot of movies don't really interest me. Not trying to act like I'm super smart or anything, certain movies can certainly be entertaining, it's just games are typically more fun because I have personal control over them.

[@Piper2112]

Best ending to the podcast so far. Good job boys.

[@ducktheparentofducks9421]

Eddy: use code Eddy... or gus Me: *aw shit here we go again*

[@ShiriusuNH]

Bath&BodyWorks Marshmallow Fireside is the best candle/scent there it

[@gumpy3337]

I don't like committing to movies either but I can binge watch a series with 22 minute episodes for HOURS because the increments allow me to have more opportunity to stop if that makes any sense at all.

[@izeepoo7764]

I don’t think anything else could make me completely stop paying attention to work as much as this podcast does