Don't Play Games With These Countries... (Countryballs)

[@Betterhose]

4:02 That country ball joke only really works when you know the real life story, so here is the short version: There is a military testing ground in Germany. People in the area started complaining about the noise, so they actually developed a suppressor for self propelled artillery guns. You can find many images of it online.

[@kingding-a-ling9794]

Thanks for this

[@Tomis1101]

It looks very... How shall I put it? *P R O M I S I N G*

[@R2k2]

Aaah, that explains something.... I know these devices exist, but they look very hard to move around in the field during battle which has a big disadvantage: My first thought was like : "So you have to set up some scaffolding, build the suppressor on top of it, move the tank-barrel IN to it, and hope the enemy comes from that direction". This means that every benefit a tank has compared to a cannon is lost, AND it will cost a couple of hours to lose that benefit!

[@harrylion6689]

@@R2k2 I assure you that was not my first thought when I saw a picture of it

[@R2k2]

@@harrylion6689 Really, what did you think it was? 🤣

[@CristianosRonaldopoulos]

I just love how Drew also plays as the countries and doing the perfect voices xD

[@RedRocketthefirst]

Not perfect.... JA IS PRONOUNCED YA GODDAMNIT!!!!!

[@davidmockler2160]

Have to respect the way he read that Canada vs natives comic I cracked up

[@ullisbullisully]

@@RedRocketthefirst 3:44 I’m gonna go on Finnair to Finland and shout “bomb!” At the airport

[@itsytyt5192]

kl

[@taylanastan]

@@RedRocketthefirst i mean he isnt from europe-

[@jackin_it]

Drew mimicking the accents of the countries he’s voicing makes this so much better than just reading the comics.

[@RedRocketthefirst]

Not if he says ja bad. Then i go berserk.

[@FIVEBASKET]

:D

[@bagaboiebailey]

He can do so much better though raise yo standards

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@ullisbullisully]

1:14 oh just tradition

[@petriachor]

The Kraut and the Frog have many colorful nicknames for each other. "Schneckenfresser" is just the classic "snail eater". "Porc ivre" is not used at all but it translates to "drunk pork", combining two classic stereotypes.

[@DaRealKakarroto]

Just a little bonus information: the translation for 'eater' is technically correct, there is a difference between 'esser' and 'fresser' though, the first one is pretty neutral whereas 'fresser' has a very negative leaning, it's much more vulgar, more like 'eating without manners' or 'eating a whole lot without restrain' or 'eating like an animal' and can easily seen as an insult.

[@cypres8033]

"Kraut" would be more like "Boche" in French. It is a word used to refer pejoratively to the Germans. It was used since the 1870's but now it is not used that much anymore to be fair, just like "rosbif" to refer to the British/English.

[@georgyekimov4577]

@@DaRealKakarroto EATING LIKE AN ANIMAL sry capslock is the most accurate

[@Techy404]

basically more reasons to make "The Kraut and the Frog" a real book? sure

[@YourLocalGeemanEmpire]

Guten tag means good day but ppl think it’s hello

[@GreatOrigins]

Is no one going to tell Drew that Wales has its own language? Welsh

[@reygonzalez4719]

No thanks, mostly because the Welsh language only exist to spite the English

[@HarpreetSingh-ko6fz]

You tell

[@rohanhalle580]

Hey, he's an American, at least he doesn't make the mistake of assuming Wales is IN England.

[@HarpreetSingh-ko6fz]

@@rohanhalle580 lol true

[@z.zimmaa]

For some reason I always ended up calling my mom “nan” in Welsh

[@v3ryp0ggers]

0:20 I like how poland is also on a german tank.

[@v3ryp0ggers]

@Le_Sam_does_Stuff still quite funny that they use the it instead of the PT polish tank

[@anonymoususer_324]

the "congo with no hands" hoke is actually about the fact that the belgians used to cut of congolese hands if they dont meet the rubber quotas

[@joedellinger9437]

6:52: yes, he did not get this one

[@howardbaxter2514]

@@joedellinger9437 no, I think he did, he just didn’t want to say it…

[@wafelswafels8613]

The belgians didn't, when congo was of belgium no hands where cutting off. And it where the englisch who leopold 2 hired that did that. And it where never both hands.

[@Limbzbiscuits]

I’ve probably watched like 500 of Drews videos and ”Aryan after-hours” still makes me giggle

[@Tirryna]

And "Drew's Argentinian Grandpa" But, recently...it makes me giggle when I hear "Drew's Sexy Girlfriend" because he sounds so confused!! 😄

[@kathrynryanclancy8437]

The way he says some of the names has evolved... character developement

[@hmmoctaneg8507]

Same lol

[@H1ydra]

1:49 SEA is south east asia

[@hosybosy1119]

At 7:54 drew said wiener schnitzel and put his cursor over the word thinking it was a swear word, what "schneckenfresser" actually means is: "snail eater" (schnecke meaning snail, and fresser meaning eater)

[@funtimetim7109]

Well it's a swear

[@btf_flotsam478]

7:16 Well, Drew, you're in luck! Apparently, Texans were farming emus for a while and having a lot of success until they slowly realized they had no idea what to do with a bird no-one really wanted to eat.

[@areloTET]

I love how Drew pronounces "ja" the wrong way

[@RedRocketthefirst]

Yea its pronounced ya

[@OGMagaro]

@@RedRocketthefirst everyone but drew knows that LMFAO

[@MyUsersDark]

what did you expect?

[@howardbaxter2514]

He clearly does it on purpose at this point.

[@Panzerfaust_1939]

yeah

[@portugalball7416]

3:36 I think Finland is swe-DONE with him

[@IndonesiaMajapahitNDPCA]

😂🤔😂😂🤔😂🤔

[@kikokulit6968]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@totonglopez2373]

Hello portugal hello Indonesia im philippines i know you guys are balls i know these countryball

[@datdrummerboi]

Haha now shut it

[@darktacan9690]

5:04. Imagine if the Scrabble game was between Wales and Iceland.

[@rayxgun6340]

Im betting on wales

[@IndonesiaMajapahitNDPCA]

What bout' New Zealand?

[@yeetuszilla1663]

What about Germany?

[@IndonesiaMajapahitNDPCA]

What about Jикнорԃюьє Унорхгтисjаԃ?

[@davestrider4973]

Iceland, Poland, Wales

[@sirteabag8652]

Someone should turn Country Balls into a Netflix series. It's the only thing that can save the company.

[@circuspeanuts]

Company?

[@Elcanalsecretobfdi]

No os better that bfdi go into netflix

[@klaidikamberi786]

7:45 the fairy tale being made by Greece might be a reference to a Greek author, Evgenios Trivizas, who makes children's books.

[@DomTheNightShift]

At 5:14 a comment said "i mean who can beat Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch But he forgot about Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu

[@IndonesiaMajapahitNDPCA]

It translated to level xd

[@arstozka_greatest_country]

This is why I hate learning Welsh

[@Froggediah]

The Canada voice from the waste dispute comic is some of the best and most real sounding voice acting I’ve heard in a while

[@howardbaxter2514]

The absolute irony in how Finland is both the happiest country in the world and one of the most depressed countries in the world.

[@jamesies_wistius2010]

5:09 Legends say that Wales (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿) ball is still making the word to this day

[@denifnaf5874]

Fun fact: in german ja is pronounced ya and means yes

[@RedRocketthefirst]

EXACTLY!!! ALSO IN DUTCH

[@squidwithagun2944]

I love that sound effect 1:16

[@35SF]

9:34 next theyll make Sealand mode

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Drew's neighbours must have a blast everytime he's recording a video like this with him making all those sounds. xD

[@theguywiththeoldds3896]

7:18 australia: you don't want to do that mate, believe me, I've tried.

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

3:45 marklin moment

[@Aziz_Tv]

I don't understand English very well but watching you is fun.Thank you for your videos.

[@LeFranceBallLikesMusic]

6:51 at this moment i knew. the dark congo

[@Astronutz555]

3:23 Sweden made the ultimate sacrifice to save Finland from themselves.

[@Weatherbg11]

2:54 funny. I actually have it on my recommended right now as I'm watching this

[@the_real_hannibal]

1:31 i see what's happening here...

[@Footkage]

I haven’t watched you since you had like 100k subs. Congrats on 1 mill

[@JawlineJim]

You could build an entire set of railroad tracks using nothing but spelling out Welsh town names in Scrabble

[@Schattennebel]

Germany rising its budget to 100 billion. "Finally a working military force. Its not embarresing anymore!"

[@thedreamscripter4002]

Lets hope it would be real military force, and not only in paper. If Germany would create their own military, they finally would be able to make their own independent policies and not be just puppet of the USA

[@Mercure250]

10:37 HAHA that "Pas de bras, pas de chocolat" That's a French meme, perfect for this context

[@enderguardian7443]

2:10 monopoly is actually anti landlord propaganda, not some celebration of capitalism

[@GcubePlayer8]

If kids books were with countryball mode people of the USA would think Polands flag is red and white

[@PetsGameLp]

You just made my ambulance shift 10 times funnier , greetings from Germany ^^

[@modmaker7617]

Let's have an R-Rated Netflix Countryball Series

[@g_avinnn]

Countryball sex?

[@modmaker7617]

@@g_avinnn I was thinking about language, politics, violence and gore but okay.

[@g_avinnn]

@@modmaker7617 all 5 of them

[@mike3319]

I just loved how Indonesia was actually Poland

[@中国摇滚]

I’m so glad when drew uploads countryballs

[@TheSpeedyPotato]

The animal the popped up on the maze to scare Australia should have been a Magpie. 😆

[@jasontodd3681]

7:32 AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

[@veerlestreulens9729]

I like that the polish country ball has the flag of Monaco on it

[@Ceazear999]

Btw Drew, German "Ja" is spelled "Ya". Greetings from Poland!

[@nafreal]

Yeah it's pronounced like Ja, not Ja

[@user-nk5es9iy8i]

@@nafreal Ja

[@Vampy_Rhombus5006]

Oh, like how Jamaicans say “ja mon!”

[@Vampy_Rhombus5006]

@@nafreal like how Jamaicans say “ja mon!”

[@davidmockler2160]

Welsh is its own language drew!!! Scottish gaelic is Scotlands native language

[@chiefdoesgaming8269]

Scotland also has Scotts

[@davestrider4973]

Scotland's more complicated, seeing as Scots descends from English and Gaelic descends from Irish. Its also a lot less spoken and people are a lot less defensive of it

[@avisdunrandom]

2:42 doesn't monopoly was created to denounce capitalism?

[@Spacey_key]

Yup

[@mouhamedaminelaksiri7318]

So Monopoly is technically communist ?

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Yes. Then it was bought for half a sandwich and a good handshake to one of the most successful borad game companies in the world. Creater really understood the topic well.

[@mew2.025]

Yeah, and people in america play it. Meaning people in a capitalist country are playing a game denouncing capitalism. Shouldn't it make sense then to have socialist countries playing games denouncing socialism?

[@SirNerdTheThird5143]

8:47 Yeah. Raise the horror up to the point where it sounds like something out of the Brother's Grimm.

[@mrsmartypants4541]

6:17 Did my guy really call our lord and saviour Cthulhu a mf Kraken? This bothers me more than him pronouncing ja as dgja

[@Nehemiah-I577]

1:44 *Germany sitting in the background remembering what Canada did to them in the Christmas Treaty of WWII*

[@321_Luca]

4:07 i guess you can say the German military tried to silence it but a tank is loud and they tried theyr best to build a silencer but it is BIG and bringing that thing into battle... the enemy would just laugh.

[@countdown8486]

Drew makes our days better

[@ElitheScienceGuy416]

1:40 Also parts of the geneva convention were specifically written because of canadian war crimes in WW1.

[@Mynameisnotjoe]

Seeing Congo call Belgium “dad” feel so weird maybe because of the fact that I know what Belgium did to Congo… or maybe the art style

[@wafelswafels8613]

Belgium didn't do anything to congo, read more history before you spread misinformation.

[@wafelswafels8613]

It was leopold that did that, together with the rich walloons and people from brussels and englisch that leopold hired.

[@Mynameisnotjoe]

@@wafelswafels8613 but isn’t Leopold king of Belgium, so it technicality Belgium

[@wafelswafels8613]

@@Mynameisnotjoe It was leopolds private property

[@wafelswafels8613]

@@Mynameisnotjoe So no it wasn't of belgium

[@Аэрофлот777]

To be fair I do like your channel I’m going for some rough times

[@arposkraft3616]

@3:00 ye but lets just forget the Iroquoi killed many members of other tribes to be the ones making money from beaver pelting....ze noble savage, a modern mythology

[@nicocola284]

It's like saying Ukrain cannot complain for being invaded because it also went to war with other countries in the past

[@nicocola284]

Plus the iroquois were english allies, attacking and expelling them was basically a backstab

[@anupamtiwari5587]

So are we allowed to massacre all Brits, Americans, French, etc. based on what crimes they commited in the past and continue to do so to some extent even today?

[@arposkraft3616]

@@nicocola284 completely irrelevant and not the beginning of a response to what i say

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

6:46 With *TES* hands not *VOS*

[@08_BTR]

Did anyone notice Northern Ireland in the gap at 5:08?

[@Betterhose]

I'm pretty sure Germany is not going to be a military powerhouse any time soon.

[@georgyekimov4577]

lets hope this

[@generaladvance5812]

Germany will probably have to spend most of this to be even half decent, let alone a serious military force.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

We could start by allowing the Bundeswehr to buy spare parts. Which is not part of the budget for over a decade now. Nobody really wonders why literally nothing works there.

[@SudrianRepublic]

1:37 another thing Canada did that was very inhumane: During the construction of the Canadian Pacific Railway, Chinese workers were hired. They were often mistreated and paid less than their white counterparts. The Canadian government eventually apologized in 2006

[@tomfooIeryz]

Well labour is much cheaper in China, so they were technically still paid more than usual but I’m not justifying the mistreatment.

[@zuggergaming6661]

HI drew and comments

[@lordmango1574]

8:02 the german ball sorta looks like the armenian flag

[@mexicoball213]

3:18 I love how he doesn’t know that’s a swear word

[@MiroMakhno]

Like we says in france "pas de bras pas de chocolat !"

[@RedRocketthefirst]

Fr*nce 🤢🤮

[@MiroMakhno]

@@RedRocketthefirst why the f**** do you have the french flag in your account if you hate that much France ??

[@MiroMakhno]

@@RedRocketthefirst and why do you hate France that much !?

[@RedRocketthefirst]

@@MiroMakhno Its fr*nce. I don't need to explain.

[@MiroMakhno]

@@RedRocketthefirst yeah, explain to me, i want to know ! I love all countrys and respect all opinions ! I won't judge, just argument

[@vortexslayer6217]

As an Australian who has fought an emu and won there legs go for the legs

[@Kolpier]

1:39 don’t forget the Japanese-Canadians and how they were treated in 1942-1948? I forget

[@TheSheeeeep]

And Chinese immigration act

[@foxgamingz]

1:23 Sorry for not expecting me made me laugh so hard! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dyawr]

5:54 They tried to kill *sparrows?!* Oh my God 🤦‍♀️ They got whooped though.

[@ELIASKball]

Nutella is the best chocolate It is so perfect that no one considers it chocolate. Glory to Italian cuisine🇮🇹

[@ericarachelperez4643]

2:43 is a reference to communopoly

[@koekjesverpakking]

Nice vid

[@-orcasice-]

Play Scrabble with New Zealand, they are home to the world's 1st longest town name, Llanfairpwllgywngyllgogerchrwyndrobllslantasiliogogogoch is second.

[@Arichu_]

Love you dude your so cool

[@mehul72]

Hi Dur Drewnil!

[@martinazanotti1963]

242th day of asking Drew to visit Italy

[@MolokoStuff]

Someday buddy!

[@syphia]

Could agree, Italy is wonderful

[@Luhbubba2610]

He gotta see this

[@mari.shouko]

Probably one day! But not know

[@kochy8535]

No

[@scotlandball8111]

5:32 oh god he Does know Welsh pre-dates most modern languages?

[@CascadiaBall]

As using the bad crap word you could also use ß instead of ss

[@Hoshimaru57]

4:04 that IS actually what an artillery suppressor looks like too🤣

[@shirleyhunter2794]

7:34 the Polish - lithuanian commonwealth

[@crannycramcody2565]

When drew wants to see stuff: Damn, I want a taste on that. In reality: None Fans who wants to see Drew eat Jollibee: I hate you!

[@danieltelemiare8747]

1:39 Residential Schools

[@Isbeys]

fun fact: that russian ship that told the Ukrainians to surrender was blown up 2 days later it was called moscow and it was the most expensive russian ship

[@totonglopez2373]

Ukraine ball hello

[@Milton_Friedmanite]

Fort Blunder/Fort Montgomery is literally in my hometown. We have nothing to do there because it’s in a small village in Rouses Point NY, so sometimes we would just walk to the fort and pretend we were soldiers. I actually didn’t even know this about the fort until now lol

[@cubecraft2198]

The communistopoly is actually a reference to a guy making that exact thing, with people going missing and all the other cards on the square are state properties

[@TheDonghaile]

I have a MIGHTY need for more country ball plushes

[@USA_goverment]

Fun fact: every can try has its own version of scrabble. Some have been taken from Britain like US, Canada, Brazil and etc. some created their versions without knowing of existing of it like every Slav nation and USSR nations (they took from Russias own version), Japan and etc.

[@totonglopez2373]

Hello im the no one asked get it because is a joke

[@npk765fan]

3:56 this is true

[@supertheorys1176]

7:53 SCHNECKENFRESSER (or Snail eater) the Kraut screamed

[@wzemlya]

3:23 Finnish him

[@prestoncole1645]

HE SAID IT!1!!

[@Drakonian-gz2nq]

People keep forgetting about how Canada genocided Inuit dogs to prevent them from being nomadic. That was in the 20th century by the way.

[@Evelynthia_Lifnentia69]

5:14 "not popular but it exists"😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@FenneXanthous]

2:16 where czechoslovakia

[@thewafflehouse841]

The funny thing is Germany working on a model train is accurate as much of the model rail companies are based in German

[@Bisurrdo]

The fact that Poland had already about 189.000 troops and 800 tanks and it's now almost tripling it's military infantry. It's probably gonna be one of europe's scariest forces.

[@Baelor-Breakspear]

That Congo Belgium one was pretty brutal. Oof too soon.

[@GreggoryLee65]

North Korea protecting the world from chtulhu is so wholesome

[@MyUsersDark]

"Fun" fact: Canada held many Japanese PoW's as prisoners in camps for years after WW2 had ended

[@phsycresconquest6636]

By the way. That is an Artillery Silencer. In the scene With the Imperial German Glue stuck and the train.

[@toleenthegeographylover5344]

Hi there Drew I’m a huge fan of you! I watch your vids all the time

[@Phoenix-mcc]

1:28 I literally say sorry for almost everything,and everyone makes fun of me for it (Yes I am Canadian)