DON'T STARE AT IT!!! | Social Interaction Trainer #1

[@kaytheman9701]

Jack: **clicks China** Romance Option: Aight Imma head out

[@FuzzBun549]

Kay The Man why does that happen?

[@kaytheman9701]

FairyKatie2006 I don’t know!

[@gab142]

Hahahahah

[@FrankTheRandomCommenter]

@@FuzzBun549 because in china everything related to a sexual thing gets sensored

[@somethingnew5670]

Kay The Man your not funny

[@Green-ti6rs]

My interaction skills: Brain: say hello Heart: say howdy Brain: hello Heart: howdy Brain: hello Heart: howdy What I end up saying: hoewldy

[@renaissance_html]

Avery Maki This is so true

[@momoka9873]

Doesn't look original But it's a good joke

[@izukumidoriya6410]

This happened to me, but when I accidentally hit somebody and when I tried to say are you okay or I’m sorry I said “are you sorry”

[@momoka9873]

@@izukumidoriya6410 lmao that sux

[@ashsmith7905]

Mood

[@adrianawilliams679]

This is very hard for introverts.

[@r4ptrr958]

And perverts just saying, not one myself tho

[@Stfuyoucvnt69]

Very very true

[@Bee19207]

PREACH!!

[@chispychisp1690]

Called out

[@cloturtle9302]

UnleSs you're an introvErTed INTROvRt

[@vampyfvr]

How to get a job, very beautiful tip by jacksepticeye. First step: Go to ur boss Second step: *HIRE ME*

[@vampyfvr]

@Cringey_Buffsuki_Bish idk 😂

[@mycatisamodel59]

Thanks for the tip I’ll keep you updated 😂

[@MascPrincess]

I'm hired!!?! 😆

[@confusedburrito547]

I’m the 420th like

[@tedmcdoodle226]

If he is your boss, then you are already hired.

[@maeviix537]

One time I watched a completion of all of Jack's intros... HOW DOES HE SCREAM LIKE THAT EVERY DAY AND STILL HAVE VOCAL CHORDS?!

[@sarahbanara9674]

Madam Red ikr!

[@StrabbyStrabby]

Madam Red right!?

[@ddlctrash4life613]

*+Madam Red* Jack is the Eighth Great Wonder of the World

[@Raioknight]

Completion or Compilation?

[@blyde72-47]

Angelina Dalles [Madam Red] i watched too

[@Megand22]

Jack on a date: Jack's date-"A badger killed my father" Jack- *crosses eyes* Ahahahaha

[@niamhcarroll6445]

Hufflepuff?

[@nicholasortiz7864]

Lol

[@SarahWolkowitz]

I mean I'm sitting alone at lunch currently and I'm watching a game about social interaction lol

[@septiceyesamuwu]

Why not ? im always eating to Seans Videos. #YOLOBITCHES

[@lacerus6882]

Sarah Wolkowitz damn I sit with people at lunch and I watch his vids as well

[@someloser6041]

I sit alone no matter what.

[@jessmurphy1520]

Sarah Wolkowitz Irony overdose😱

[@nickvalentine6243]

im sitting in my house wishing my friends would contact me

[@Advire-kx6gr]

Jack: “We’ve all looked at each other while using the urinal. Come on you know it!” Me: *Laughs in female*

[@wedobesimpingtho6840]

Advire 7796 *coughs in female*

[@d0inmib3st]

Same

[@goldnpiggyboi]

*You get it too, don’t you?*

[@sharethevoix]

Um...there are female urinals now? Or were there always and I’m just an ignorant male?

[@Advire-kx6gr]

YourShareOfTheVoid I’m pretty sure there aren’t any female urinals. Not where I live

[@laurenemeraldgale3513]

"Oh yeah, that's a good book *BE MY GIRLFRIEND!*

[@jones3808307]

Lauren hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha!

[@juliaweldon7264]

Tbh, that would work on me.

[@craigtucker3378]

Julia W Ok... BE MY GIRLFRIEND

[@anouks6433]

Lauren I

[@lunanuna7391]

Plushie Rush as

[@Shyuki_the_Snep]

Me: “what’s a social interaction?” “I believe it’s the only weakness of an introvert”

[@Halloweddd]

Coming from a introvert, that is so true.

[@justauglyslytherin5123]

Bubble T Understanding in introvert

[@xxkillergamesxx6759]

im an introvert and yes that's tru

[@sarahcruz5444]

Oh no, my only weakness.......

[@sarahcruz5444]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[@larnaanders766]

*you start a conversation* "Nice book you got" *Few seconds later* "BE MY GIRLFRIEND"

[@slightlylovely7535]

DrawWithSpeed 33 lol

[@purpl8265]

DrawWithSpeed 33 like sims

[@Patrickkedrowski]

Totally how it works

[@firedblaze2778]

Full version Him:Nice book you got SkjwhznsnnsSj sjs Jsnsnwjskjdndd Usnxhsmsjkssmjsnsn Jwjxnsnskjsksmsjsjsj Jsjsksjjsjejsksjjssjsjsj Usjsjejwiskjsjsnshshhs Oh god i pissed my pants Djsmnznsns Djsmsmsmdm Wanna be my GIREL FREOIEND

[@spacecest.slimes9944]

That's usually how my crushes go

[@alittlemrzn9891]

Game: "Congratulations you socially interacted with your cashier successfully." Jack: "How could I've been unsuccessful at that?" Me: Let me tell you something...

[@nazarasaid8645]

What

[@pissbobamashups]

Joins the club

[@Disciple_of_God.]

Introverts UNITE.... Separately

[@lokitheprime]

​@@Disciple_of_God. nice 😹

[@chich-ai]

Well, you see Jack, you could for example just stay silent the whole time, not have eye contact, just pay for the stuff you bought and walk away with it

[@nadiar.b.i856]

4:47 - 4:51 *And this is the story of how Jack started dating Signe.*

[@SuperStarLove]

You spealt "Single" wrong

[@holdcupper3539]

SuperStar2507 Love Yu spelt “spelt” wrong.

[@temmink2012]

holdcupper you spelled you wong

[@ashcatchem7810]

holdcupper you speelled wrong wrong

[@temmink2012]

Sarah Griice you spelled spelled wrong

[@thedreamingcosmonaut5660]

china removes the romance option

[@imsorry851]

Really?

[@naomii874]

@@imsorry851 bruh it was right there in the video

[@gachagrim3579]

Lol how do they reproduce

[@nightowlanimate7813]

Masked _Cat the babies were made in China

[@campsunvalley]

Masked _Cat chinese women lay eggs

[@nyaatalie]

I don't know why but I love how Jack says ;what...that was sex?

[@nyaatalie]

12:00

[@GothB_tch]

Natalie Xenou I kinda like it too 😂😂

[@DrTonio-bx4xo]

he did not realize the guy was on top xD

[@nyaatalie]

the favorite moment of the video

[@unpopulargammer9009]

sub to me

[@BluminescentJ]

How to get a gf according to jack: Step 1: hey that’s a nice book Step 2:BE MY GF

[@itisiumair4981]

It works

[@aldusty3959]

And that's how he met gab

[@obiequack4490]

Actually how my female cousin got a boyfriend. Not even kidding. Dude just approached her and was like "be my gf" and she was just like "okay."

[@oofedultra]

@@obiequack4490 what the fuck- *how*

[@obiequack4490]

@@oofedultra idk, dude just had confidence I guess, that's really the story that my sister got when she asked how they met

[@Heather-wj6vt]

There should be a British version of this game: "Awight mate I'm here to buy some sleeves for ma python, and some tea bags. Ah bollocks hold on I need some more change, nice one, thanks mate, you're a right ledge, decent banter."

[@Whydidmyhandlechange414]

Heather 1512 "Wanna go for a Cheeky Nando's for our next date?"

[@septiceyesamuwu]

Call me dumb but i dont get this sorry ! :D

[@ExplosionKid570]

Heather 1512 imagine the Scottish banter tho

[@generalkenobi8591]

Heather 1512 this is a perfect representation of day to day life in Britain tbh

[@wdrew04]

Heather 1512 Omg yes that is literally what I hear in every shop *I live in London*

[@art-gh3mj]

"What, why does Canada have that, that laungage---" "Oh, its China"

[@meep2615]

ArtDawg109 Love da pusheen

[@rakuunleraccoon7179]

ArtDawg109 Raccoon

[@Bears-sy4gl]

ArtDawg109 lol

[@faelarmagrora770]

'When Canadian see this' :/ why

[@riyap.416]

"Oh. that's not Canada, it's China."

[@kuburu]

I mean, its the same, i think

[@thischannelisnotbeinguseda7261]

ThatOneGirl 16 :3

[@milleniam]

Most memorable moment of this video lmao

[@subscriberswithnovideos-ql3cc]

No duhh

[@saja88888]

ThatOneGirl 16 Ne ne papa

[@runes5407]

Jack: I like making people feel welcome! Me, having flashbacks: DETAINED, GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

[@kariwinder1784]

Shisui your the true warrior the Gaelic gladiators brother you are the only one who remembers Papers Please

[@tenji1995]

SharkyShark69 - Fortnite you sure about dat ?

[@saddestcatboy]

ikr

[@yaboi1738]

Jacks dude in papers please has a personality disorder, Thats why :(

[@codybritz6944]

Speaking facts

[@hugrunbirta1396]

Jacksepticeye + kid friendly + no cursing = nah

[@jedvaladez3466]

He cursed tho

[@Pro-mj5nr]

Jed Valadez some 8 year old: OmG U SaD A BAd WOD U BADRigewfvogivrerfigewreuvo Gwfiouoh Wiewrvervhwverogu Wueohgrhutw Outward Rgyouyg

[@anna8204]

Super Hugga =booooooorrringggg

[@kennethwilliams2157]

@Sans (This time,The human is dealing out the bad times....)

[@goldenthorns3695]

600th like

[@dadd6667]

If someone looked at my book and yelled "BE MY GIRLFRIEND!" I would Fuckin wrap my arms around him and say "My house, Midnight"

[@lazergurka-smerlin6561]

Raging Puppy *Looks at your book* BE MY GIRLFRIEND.

[@jaxxhadesdaughter779]

Same lol

[@croutons4salad613]

your one odd chick, girls are strange

[@mysticmaknae.]

Lazar beam 🤘🤘🤘

[@stopmotionbrothers2312]

Raging Puppy

[@vVV-gm9qz]

M

[@mophead3078]

12:39 I was reading this, when this happened

[@coffemuganimations409]

Beleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleeleleleleleleleleleleleleelelelelelelelelelelelelelleelleleelleelelelelelelelellellellelele

[@confu5ed_]

"ThAt'S nOt HoW eYeBaLlS wOrK, dUdE"

[@_frogiqq_1401]

@Hato Studios Of CoUrSe EvErYthInG iS a JoJo ReFrEnCe

[@thesilentangrycat9801]

Scarecrow lol

[@TheCoughingKidd]

Jack: don't stare Other guy at the urnial: oh look a peepee

[@sarv190]

Other guy (based off video): OoOh i like your peepee *grabs *

[@andrijagabaj]

@@sarv190 Bro 💀

[@pinkrose732]

"It looked like we were just jollying our own rogers." What? XD

[@dinbly]

PTV4EVA *MASTURBATING*

[@diavaeyanimation948]

PTV4EVA that's Irish for masturbating

[@diavaeyanimation948]

nerdyfoxdan yes we are lol

[@Lornaheronbuxcey]

nerdyfoxdan yep we are 💩👺

[@tearsofu]

PTV4EVA playing with our dicks basically (its english)

[@HellFischbach]

How jack and signe got together, Signe: *is reading a book* Jack: *is constantly staring at the book* Jack: *looks at signe* Signe: Jack: Signe: Jack: BE MY GIRLFRIEND signe: *is scared shitless*

[@slynngowerclark8765]

ow jack and signe got together, Signe: is reading a book Jack: is constantly staring at the book Jack: looks at signe Signe: Jack: Signe: Jack: BE MY GIRLFRIEND signe: is scared shitless

[@OpOp-uc5ve]

You just copied what he said.

[@AL_12014]

@@slynngowerclark8765 Bruh-

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

@@slynngowerclark8765 you changed one thing and now you made a spelling error

[@AJ-vr9hf]

@@user-ow2cs7fb5l couple years late bud, you tried.

[@letitiaadams8055]

is that how you made friends with felix

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

haha lol he be like BE MY FRIEND :) jk :)

[@andrescabrera7471]

2000FutureGaming 14:39

[@kitsunehime3911]

I'd love to see that :D ...

[@SolisStegosaurus]

11:38

[@franshellahopkins3341]

doraemon fan

[@Atilla-xl1kx]

Did anyone notice when jack clicked china the romance level disappeared?or is it just me?

[@pensive955]

@W Glavin just like how porn is illegal in the us. Nobody gives a shit and try to evade them as much as they can.

[@Shayhammowolf]

@@pensive955 Porn isn't illegal in the US.

[@pensive955]

@@Shayhammowolf a quick Google search tells me that "In the United States, distribution of "obscene, lewd, lascivious, or filthy" materials is a federal crime.[1] The determination of what is "obscene, lewd, lascivious, or filthy" is up to a jury in a trial, which must apply the Miller test; however, due to the prominence of pornography in most communities most pornographic materials are not considered "patently offensive" in the Miller test" unless Wikipedia is giving me incorrect info, porn should be illegal, but it's "not" because of how common it is. I'm currently travelling in China and as far as I know the government isn't chasing after me trying to arrest me yet.

[@bubbz7351]

@@pensive955 Porn isn't illegal and not only because it is "common" but (from my understanding) because communities don't view it as legally obscene. So porn wouldn't/shouldn't be illegal, unlike what you said.

[@bussygaming8323]

@@bubbz7351 I'm pretty sure the only "porn" that is illegal is child pornography

[@ouranphan3157]

How I met my best friend Me: *On bus and sees her reading* Me: *screams over thousands of children* THAT'S A NICE BOOK , BE MY FRIEND Her: Okay [ That's how it really went tho ]

[@northernsectorr]

XD

[@khaizuus]

Mine was somewhat similar lol. I met my bestie on a school bus while she was reading an e-book. Then, out of nowhere, I brought up a strange and awkward story and she laughed at it. We were close friends since 👍

[@cagladenizyalcin2935]

thats so sad but so funny at the same time

[@antisepticeyeandjackseptic495]

how jack and anti met: jack: (rain drops on jack. hello darkness smile fri- anti: (gets bullied by collage people) leave me alone, jack: (throws rock at collage bullies) leave him alone cause theirs no need to fight! anti: (beats the shit out of the bullies) hey (picks up unbrella)

[@LM-sc2wl]

Ouran Phan I met my best friend by dropping a box of buttons on her. Really.

[@xavierfauver]

Anyone else want him to redo them all in Australian?

[@roachdoggjr3002]

Xavier Fauver Yes. I was screaming that at the screen XD

[@jasperrose1930]

yea XD

[@ChaoPlaymate]

Xavier Fauver Is the US one a reference to Kirby boxart?

[@yikes8317]

+Chao's Playmate no. eff that's so specific

[@ellabrown7584]

Haha yes, that was sooo funny!

[@sagetheperson3295]

Convince the interviewer to hire you Jack: HIRE ME!! 🤣🤣🤣 he’s my favorite

[@thatonerandoontheinternet2225]

Lillian Brewster *all i said was go f*ck a couch* such nonrudeness

[@lyly1913]

Jacksepticeye cursing and yelling is the highlight of my day 😂😂😂

[@carlyeehaw2389]

*is half asleep* Autoplay: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES-

[@beebupp]

Rip

[@BlueMoon-mp2rr]

Lol

[@mrwruble1842]

AH JESUS CHRIST!

[@melaniekomninos1836]

Lil’ Cosmog y not half awake

[@mia-qd5lm]

Actually same

[@darianovikova3343]

*slap* ᵗᵒᵖ ᴏ' ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ₜₒ ᵧₑ ₗₐ𝒹ᵢₑₛ

[@Boxfacekid]

Hopefully you weren't expecting a lot of likes, you gonna delete your comment?

[@darianovikova3343]

no i wasnt expecting any likes to be honest, what do you mean by delete my comment, did i do something wrong?

[@badgaming538]

@@Boxfacekid please dont be that guy

[@Boxfacekid]

m'kay

[@thatgamerkid9456]

*laddies

[@Grapepary]

Heya jack! I know you are having a hard time with making videos, keeping up with social media, reading comments... But I hope you'll see this one and smile to yourself and tell yourself: "I'm Awesome" Because your enthusiasm and happiness made my life so much better... A while ago I was so depressed, that I didn't want to get put bed anymore, didn't wanna eat anymore, didn't wanna do anything anymore. So I started watching KZbin all day... Watching your vids all day, and it just made me so happy. Because of you I got out bed again, ate again, got determined to live again! :) you have no idea what you're doing with just making silly videos, but to me they mean a lot

[@RoseTheBrony]

Luna Howell meow

[@nophaplaysnophaguy8189]

Luna Howell 20th like i agree with you 😊😇(-:

[@moss3841]

Luna Howell WARNING FEELS he helped me and my friend in the exact same way she was bullied and I was well I just hated life she tried to hang herself and I tried to stab my self but one night the night we were gonna kill ourselves my brother put on jack and he gave us a reason to live... That reason was that life is short so live it to the fullest and don't make it shorter. I live by that moto. He made me happy aging and gave me a reason to live.

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Luna Howell how I hate depressed people so much.......Gosh. Get over it already.....well, some people just are VERY sensitive.

[@whyarepeoplesubscribedtome]

Luna Howell same I had thoughts of self harm everyday , now since I started watching his videos I've only had about three occasions of thinking that way and it's been bout two to three years

[@Uravity05]

4:45 Me seeing my crush at a bus stop waiting for a ride to school as i drive by: *jumps out car window and lands on him and shouts* MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@debbiegeu72]

What the is wrong with you mate

[@kasonpippin6310]

YOU SPIN ME ROUND BABY BABY RIGHT ROUND!!! Lol!! This is why I watch your channel!! You save me from sadness! Thanks SEAN!!!hahaha

[@hadmatter9240]

I give ya thumbs up for the lyrics. That was a good song.

[@Masala_Pizzaa]

Jack's Ma screaming in the background: *STOP DOING THAT! YOUR EYES WILL BE LIKE THAT PERMANENTLY!*

[@gewoonrune1042]

Pirate of the Sea of Monsters ??????

[@Masala_Pizzaa]

Gewoon Rune The cross eyed thingy

[@marijanapavlovic7767]

No,they won't :D

[@Masala_Pizzaa]

Marijana Pavlovic I'm quite aware of that, my dear friend. It's just that many moms say that.

[@marijanapavlovic7767]

+Pirate of the Sea of Monsters Yes,but that's not true,is it?

[@lex082]

"social interaction trainer" I really needed this in my life, appreciate it

[@lex082]

Orange Lemonade you found it congrats

[@louibeesley6306]

130615 wowowoowowowowow read more

[@elissamobley4615]

.

[@elissamobley4615]

.

[@angrybirdboo1233]

spoderman I clicked read more

[@yoboikkj9043]

For a video that came out 7 years ago his camera quality is amazing

[@bigtingzmatter]

might genuinely be better than some cameras today

[@ghostpuppy3580]

When I saw urinal....... This is bad

[@saltsasher1656]

dabsi sihT ........laniru was I nehW

[@butterduck6398]

Katelyn Lingle Hold your phone to a mirror.

[@youtbuecraert]

Ghost Puppy Yeah, thank god I'm a girl... XD

[@theundyingfighter3147]

That’s why I have problems with using urinals

[@charzzletw1n1ng31]

when I saw urinal *Holy fuck*

[@skyline1388]

*Fellow introvert squad where you at-*

[@katspurway645]

Present and correct!

[@plaguequeen7533]

exhales o2 inhales co2 here

[@jayssmile2644]

Here

[@brunorabago1377]

here

[@casual7994]

Wassup bruddas

[@midnightthoughts8519]

"Why does clicking Canada make this show up?" **continues clicking it** "Oh, wait, that's not Canada, it's China. Hahahahaha!!!" I hate those moments. But it's always funny. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@midnightthoughts8519]

"Clicking USA just makes him angry." Probably because he knows that Trump's elected as president. That moment you're a Native American and a racist monster is elected as President

[@tamamanitohei9334]

..racist monster? Wait, who do you support?

[@aksly1806]

Phoenix Phantom yo I'm native also and he is a lot fucking better than hitlary oh sorry I ment Hillary

[@midnightthoughts8519]

Tamama Nitohei Danny Phantom

[@midnightthoughts8519]

AKSLY 1 Lol I think both have insane minds.

[@witheredtoashes9148]

Me whenever I try to talk to someone: 6:09 *sits in mound of blankets with KZbin on my phone* Home is better, people are overrated, blankets are lyfe.

[@dj.dop3]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickpurcell8615]

Lol so quirky lmfao.Sammmmme

[@Kittymancer64]

Need more likes :> 😂

[@oaksrealm]

4:53 use subtitles, the text gets distorted with "be my friend"

[@charlesmcbain8975]

OAKsRealm13 it's not disordered

[@deathnoteofficialfanchanne1238]

"PAY MY BAG" I AM DECEASEDDDD

[@_anyways.edits_3431]

omg thats what happens when anti is there...

[@zentron0]

I don't see any

[@zentron0]

Oh wait never mind.

[@stroof-is-tired]

Notice that when Jack clicked China at the start of the vid, 'Romance' disappeared.

[@leila2769]

Omg true tho

[@jamesjames6422]

Probably censorship

[@yikes8317]

+james james lol

[@moththegreatest9795]

Leah Smith XD

[@adiaholt2292]

Leah Smith OMG I know, I was dying when that happened. 😂

[@sophiap2995]

Damn, I really wish I was a bubbly and energetic person but I'm super shy and I get anxious easily :(

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

im shy too! hey lets be shy and anxious buddies :)

[@Jess-uq2zy]

amazing profile picture ahaha

[@ashenrxse]

sophitrash The profile pic suits your comment perfectly!

[@joniebear]

sophitrash HI OMG JE DHDNDBVDHRBDHCJRBFHNEWPOEPLEEEEEBCHFBFHHFBFNXJND

[@sophiap2995]

izzy m :D

[@violetnattalie2170]

9:42 when you tell your friends a bad joke

[@Zachattack1212]

Where she says she pregnant

[@raiganbell6246]

Social Interaction Trainer Me:ooohhhh it stands for *SIT*

[@shadow_leaf7965]

Good boy(or girl)

[@gachagrim3579]

@@shadow_leaf7965 i was literally about to say that.

[@tigerwolfftw]

...on my face

[@hearteyes1477]

And if it was social Human Interaction trainer it would stand for SHIT

[@ejs_ethan]

Ooooooor SIT "stands" for Social Interaction Trainer

[@minxythepiratefox5124]

Sean: BE MY FRIEND me: SURE BRO!!

[@shelbygilbert658]

hop hubve b cm hmmnhf f tg ,

[@brianna7829]

Hey thats how i make friends

[@Hi-en7xx]

I was watching a Shane conspiracy video and then watched this one and the TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA scared the shit out of me

[@kiddo9355]

Hihi Hihi same but I was watching coryxkenshin play this game and when i clicked this i almost died

[@finnbledsoe3404]

buzzfeed unsolved?

[@aaltynkaldybay48]

Finn Bledsoe bOooooOoOooooooo!

[@adaptacy8106]

Shanneeee!!!

[@tacoqueengames5600]

Finn вℓєѕѕ σя ι тнιик тнєу мєαит ѕнαиє ∂αωѕσи (ωнαт ι ρяєfєя)

[@anxiouscactus7970]

Game: "congrats, you've talked to someone and made a friend" Me: "was i roasted by a god damn game?"

[@mirad6540]

My social interactions are like Person: Hi Me: h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-i-i Person: Me: Person: Me: Person: Me: *Completely forgets that grammar exists* Me: I WELP BETTER HAVE BE NOW GOING BYE

[@Oppa_Ariez]

Hey love.

[@nellycorrilo356]

Same

[@benmallon8585]

I died laughing at this Comment

[@rhjubarb]

That's unrealistic stutter lol

[@diablorises]

Thats me....

[@eaapotatoes4643]

Who here an introvert?? :P

[@ChaosAyuna]

Eaagaming &otherthings Me

[@carolinehealyoconnor1330]

Me

[@joshuabirks7298]

/\Him |

[@artsy_axli6583]

Me.

[@teeli.]

Eaagaming &otherthings I

[@meowzers.p]

“That’s a nice book... **Legit one second later** *BE MY GIRLFRIEND* “ I love it 😂 Edit: I’m just saying something that I think is funny jeez it doesn’t mean I copied it :/

[@holypotat0]

Copied

[@unoriginaluser575]

@@holypotat0 oh yeah yeah

[@Phrog_king]

OH NO NO

[@loganlomax5956]

Wow copied comments are sooo great

[@darthmusturd9526]

Logan Lomax Gina finally someone says it

[@clemthemoth]

"imagine if you could actually do that with your eyes!" i can.

[@PxndaCakes]

Same.

[@westcoastyeeyee4088]

9:46 i was actually wheezing i sounded like a steampot

[@squidzkin]

e d u a r d o

[@c_amy]

lmao, same dude.

[@sophiegarrett2097]

Sammmee

[@DrakeAsleep]

Lol a steam pot lol😂 and same

[@mackenziemonster2382]

WHO ARE YOU MEETING THAT TALK ABOUT THEIR DEAD PARENTS, BATMAN!?!

[@mackenziemonster2382]

I edited that to add an exclamation point!

[@atrazer]

stop being a hater stupid

[@andrew_martin6772]

Mackenzie Monster

[@maco2896]

atrazer what? Where's the hate

[@carmenlundy7611]

Mysterious Greg 8-12

[@samantha1495]

I need a personal social interaction trainer I need this in my life

[@spookymaggie9119]

Cinnamon Sticks |-/

[@ickyvicky2939]

i can tell you like twentyone pilots

[@misfitr]

Cinnamon Sticks |-/ JISHWAAAA

[@catgirlgrunge]

Cinnamon Sticks true

[@jewel4043]

|-/

[@Nugget-od3rp]

9:44 That’s my social interactions right there I get nervous talk about my genitals and then stare em in the eye

[@Nugget-od3rp]

C-cold.. nug-nuggets..

[@Nugget-od3rp]

Darby Mamula ahh nugget appreciates being calmed down by nuggets potential frend

[@Nugget-od3rp]

Darby Mamula nugget realizes this

[@Nugget-od3rp]

Darby Mamula hmm

[@Nugget-od3rp]

Darby Mamula how did you find out? Master nugget has many apprentices of which I am one we find freinds the talismans the nugget in kindergarten one was the real nugget the kindergarten 2 was his first apprentice

[@fruitymelon8297]

2018,I miss your green hair.👍😢😭

[@N1ck.3]

2019

[@scrubzytheoneandonly8487]

Yea but I think his hair is very sexy now 😉😂

[@slendytubbiesgoldie1789]

11:53 the left side is the woman's view the right side is the guys view

[@andys2801]

Well what sex-position were they doing huh?

[@The-kr9rb]

The calling the police position.

[@mickenzietucker440]

he was on top of her, if you look on her side she is laying on a pillow and also you can see his shadow around her.

[@Mbiaal]

@@The-kr9rb 😂

[@driceyt4252]

Some of the year 7s (6th graders) don't know basic urinal etiquette. The most important rule to know is ONE BUFFER. You must have at least one space in between.

[@driceyt4252]

I know this because I was using a urinal with someone 1 urinal away (As they should be) and one of the year 7s just came in and used the BUFFER! You don't use the buffer! There's 2 ROWS OF URINALS!

[@emokawaii2374]

DriceYT what age are year 6s and 7s

[@MoonHallowed]

Year 6 = 10-11 Year 7 = 11-12

[@NyanMango]

Is that actually a thing? I also usually have one buffer space, but I didn't know that was socially accepted or anything.

[@jay_e10]

Stop Motions 10-12

[@michaeltheweeb2495]

"anyone out there who uses urinals" aww thanks sean, you've just made my lil nb heart really happy :)

[@bee-cy6jz]

"It looked like we were just jollying our own rogers!" IM DEAD AHA

[@kenziemoo95]

Kraiashi AJ iii

[@rogergarcia7651]

Weirdly enough my real name is roger

[@christinenatalia6966]

Kraiashi AJ aaaa

[@kkurrii7977]

8:55 - 9:00 ANDY'S COMING!!!

[@jamesstampyspicer9587]

Zatrll kkkkkkkkk

[@gamerdude1782]

jacksepticeye-type in coryxkenshin and a secret level pops up

[@thewalkingpleb9212]

Miner Dude u watch him too huh well I'm very glad to say he's at 1 million subs thanks to us!

[@makemepopular7668]

Miner Dude aye you know Cory!

[@chndlrrr]

Miner Dude You know Cory?! COOL

[@clorrien1330]

Did anyone notice that the *Romance* option in China is gone?

[@igrain8392]

heLp Me I did

[@whyhellothere6855]

Chlorine Bleach Maybe they didn’t have the language translation yet

[@magmamouse7270]

@@whyhellothere6855 More like the censorship laws in china (which are very strict) didn't allow it.

[@codybichead1520]

Chlorine Bleach your pfp matches perfectly with the comment XD

[@soggy_bread9691]

Wait whut

[@amandaparker2286]

As an Australian 9:26 that impression was pretty good 👏

[@najahjholt2258]

Jack is weirdly hot. Just throwing that out there. Very attractive.

[@najahjholt2258]

+EPIC FACE why? He's pretty damn hot... I would be awkward in a urinal with him... Probably wouldn't pass the test omg I'm so offensively perverted I'm sorry hahaha. Hope ur eyes didn't cringe Reading it... xo :P

[@josh-bj4wv]

Naja højholt weirdly? he is super hot!!!! In fact hotter than anyone I have ever seen...

[@najahjholt2258]

+pooping unicornz want him bad

[@creeper_killer594]

Naja højholt okay...

[@najahjholt2258]

+Stan Marsh ROBLOX - AND MORE honeyyyyy, don't u ever say "that girl has one hot ass" ? Seriously women are just as damn perverted as you guys.

[@bootleggreenthanos5944]

Social interaction you say? Sorry can't relate lol

[@allisonnewell1]

how to get a girlfriend by : jacksepticeye "hey, that's a nice book. BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!" the end.

[@vertiboi8225]

simply allie also how to get rejected

[@joedoc6124]

simply allie pro tip, thanks will try it on the bus tomorrow

[@Joanne-qn6sk]

simply allie I can confirm that this works

[@mightymiles1003]

7:51 was perfect how jack and the guy were talking at the same time

[@maerawlings6354]

Jack should have put a "Caution: Don't even attempt to eat or drink while watching this video" That really would've stopped me from accidentally spitting all over my phone.

[@soulofrei643]

Oh yeah that Jacksepticeye guy he's interesting with those videos- *_BE MY BEST FRIEND_*

[@geethanks.5170]

DUDE I MISSED YOU I HAVEN'T WATCHED YOUR CONTENT IN LIKE A YEAR!!!!! ❤️❤️😂😂

[@Miipmiip]

Why?

[@CoffinLoverz]

Same XD

[@tanzhang554]

LOL SAME

[@kaazledazzle6891]

“Hey that’s a nice book.” “BE MY GIRLFRIEND! BE MY FRIEND!”

[@cassiehutchinson3154]

At 4:53 captions. I think Anti's back

[@carleeklein8350]

WHAT THE HECK😂😂

[@opheliasun4918]

Haha lol

[@magmamouse7270]

Cassie Hutchinson lol

[@tannermccargar6697]

Auto gen says pay my bag

[@aethercore]

Cassie Hutchinson aa

[@tiashenai5010]

My to do list: 1: Buy a sword 2: Name it Kindness 3: Kill em' with Kindness!!

[@clumsycow]

My to do list: 1. Run into a store 2. Ask to a customer what year it is 3. Wait for the anwser 4. After the anwser, run out and yell IT WORKED and go away screaming and cheering

[@septiceyesamuwu]

My to do list : 1. Try to make people happy. 2. Be succesfull. 3. Try to make myself happy. 4. Fail at it.

[@thisllamaisfab4551]

mine to do list 1.Sleep 2.Eat 3.rave 4.repeat

[@gintareposkaite559]

My to do list: 1. Get up 2. Survive 3. Go back to sleep

[@axelkurtsson9413]

My to do list Eat Sleep Game Repite

[@jknMEMES]

3:05 The moment Jack looks at his... The other guy looked at him xD

[@koorikid7126]

jk w

[@linamorales7735]

True

[@jeannettemelendezvelazquez2505]

jk you know the cashier is a girl

[@notoriosxav7341]

jk

[@alfieisback9077]

the word you are looking for is dick

[@thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400]

9:44 best awkward moment of silence ever.

[@aviDioscuri]

Completely accurate Australia.

[@dennisnorman7141]

Eiraphemia Kuze not at all, I'm an aussie

[@s3bgaming998]

No it’s not. I’m Aussie and we speak pretty normally but we shorten some words. No one says “ Put a shrimp on the barbie” it’s stupid

[@codeword632]

yeah we do say cunt alot though

[@codeword632]

we swear alot and it's PRAWNS on the barbie

[@baydenmckell2039]

We don't really speak like that. we just like a joke.

[@charliesleggs7715]

I absolutely love how he didn't say "men" he said "people who use urinals" and didn't say "dick" or whatever he said "whatever they got down there" I fuckin love him. thank you 😄

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

he said dick once lol :)

[@mikacookiegaming1294]

Same 😂

[@diondredunigan2583]

Charlie Sleggs Wait, how would you use a Urinal if you don't have a penis?

[@charliesleggs7715]

Diondre Dunigan there's a thing for ftm/genderfluid people they can use to be able to use urinals. you should look it up if you wanna know more, sorta don't wanna get into detail😂

[@Velvetx4cove]

+Diondre Dunigan You can simply stand over it. It's not impossible.

[@HarryStikers]

Nah bruh I'm gay it gets awkward when I use urinals i use the stalls to avoid the awkward

[@brodyodyo4671]

Harry The Ripper dude same

[@voidthegamerwolf8370]

Harry The Ripper SAME

[@lillizard5202]

Harry The Ripper HI HARRY!

[@azakiferretroukasbrother.2241]

KZbin Moderation System The bible says not to marry someone with same sex,I think that's wrong what i say:It doesn't matter for sex as long as there is love.

[@karamelkaos]

KZbin Moderation System idk, but it does. It's a sin to be gay in Christianity.

[@anthonio3826]

“why did clicking Canada make that show up?” then realises “oh wait that’s China”

[@calebflynn2951]

Jack just openly admitting to taking a glance while using a urinal xD

[@coolenaam]

so what?

[@calebflynn2951]

coolenaam It's just funny how he openly admitted it xD

[@paladinboyd1228]

Caleb Flynn, I'll say it, septiplier away!

[@coolenaam]

Caleb Flynn yeah funny and honest, good on him.

[@calebflynn2951]

coolenaam yeah ahah :)

[@lgwgamer7971]

I punched that like button and I broke my iPad screen

[@rakiyaaliyu668]

I''ll buy you a new one

[@nerou76]

Lol RIP LGW S GAMING IPAD

[@r4ptrr958]

LGW GAYMER NOICE

[@erindunbar9876]

*that's a lotta damage*

[@fradulantgates938]

how could you type on it (i know its a joke)

[@MuzikBike]

Don't you fuckin hate it when you're trying to buy condoms and you randomly transform into a robot

[@jaxpro611]

Muzik Bike I know right

[@theannoyingdahg]

Ah, my first ever Jack video. The memories...

[@abigailferretiz1776]

How I met my friend: Friend: Hi Me: Hello Friend: Wanna be friends Me: Umm. Ok. I literally got the hang of friends in sixth grade..

[@garetmcginnis6210]

Galaxy Cheese how I met my girlfriend BY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!

[@thatonerandoontheinternet2225]

Galaxy Cheese welcome to the clobe

[@thatonerandoontheinternet2225]

i mean club

[@davirrini]

2

[@mr.pineapples7535]

Just how unpleased she looked with jack doing her xD

[@littlepenguin7868]

Hi anime lover I am anime lover23

[@derpalphyshannahgarris697]

11:49 she seems to enjoy it now

[@erinphrog2985]

Me on the other hand, Person: hi, how was your da- Me: DO YOU LIKE WHALES!?!?!?

[@q1-1135]

I’ve seen this video in my recommendations for years, and now I have finally clicked on it.

[@NoobHammer]

same

[@redhood4747]

2:10 jack teaches you about how to use the urinal 😂

[@graysonb4664]

red hood I mean, it’s about time I’d learn 😂

[@redhood4747]

@@graysonb4664 i agree😂

[@mackenzievaughn8609]

I'm a girl and I still don't know how to use it... although he did teach you how to use a urinal...

[@christianparrish6647]

@@redhood4747 hello

[@Rico.Santos]

I lost it at "Canada"

[@cashmerelullabi]

same XD

[@princeofspace1430]

I lost it at "Urinal"

[@goomguy3604]

ArionSupreme

[@lemongeuse6462]

yea me too XD

[@geekcentral8780]

4:06 birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kid like you... SHOULD BE LEARNING TO SOCIAL INTERACT

[@butterduck6398]

Geek Central Sounds lame.

[@derpalphyshannahgarris697]

I FOUND MY PEOPLE

[@bradleycovell9120]

Just realised that this year, in February, its been five years since I first watched your videos. Wow

[@jackburns3440]

Jaaaaaaaaaaaack can you play we become what we behold

[@catoninetails]

Came back from Mark's video ??😂

[@jackburns3440]

W!ld Thing yup but I'd love to see jacks reaction😂😂

[@jamesbrom8202]

Jack Burns yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh play iiiiiitttttt jackkkk you have tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@Anwyn71]

Jack Burns I played it last week and it was so cool i hope he plays it

[@khadijaabi9040]

I can already see his reaction to the game

[@bloomvine3383]

Jack does the mouth movements of the noise at the beginning lol love it 00:00

[@ashhellfire8656]

Is it bad that when he said: "Where do ya think my eyes are?? " I said: "On yer face...?"

[@wolfy2998]

2:17 you stand one away from them you don’t go right beside them bro Love the videos bro