LEARNING TO HUMAN | Manual Samuel #1

[@PyromaniacRachel]

"Sam decides to check out the rest of hell before making any deals with supernatural beings." IF ONLY SAM WINCHESTER WOULD FOLLOW THIS LOGIC

[@vernacotner1882]

XD

[@kaycrewe1148]

That's it--the rest of the internet can pack it in. This comment wins the internet for today.

[@DameFromLiteBornDestortedLife]

Verna Cotner hhhv

[@raquelbrennan103]

D

[@BlxxdLxst17]

bro SPN OMG UR AMAZING

[@hewerton_]

This game shows how hard it would be to live if you didnt have a subconscious

[@aby110]

Autonomous nervous system*

[@Justaperson1289]

@@W.R_AU just, a subconscious

[@blepkid6052]

A subconscious man on board* ahem!... wait did I say that?

[@emrah_8073]

William Rennex it’s when your brain tells you how you feel like if you need to breath or something hurts or you’re too cold and if you didn’t have that then if you were burning while sleeping you would die because your brain wouldn’t tell you to wake up

[@SunnyCress]

Hewerton Barros broke your 777 likes

[@Chimcharlover13]

Jack, the shoes you were supposed to be wearing were in broad daylight in the giant wardrobe. It even gave you a prompt to put them on! You were too busy monologuing to the camera to notice. But, yeah, that's where they are.

[@alecgoodrich5092]

lol

[@meebly4769]

Tailslover13 Ik I wish he would actually read the tool tips or whatever

[@georgesmikhael2834]

this bothered.me rly bad

[@animegaming7498]

Tailslover13 WhenJack said, "where's my shoes?!" I said, "THEY WERE IN THE CLOSET JACKAMOO!!!! I MEAN JACKABOY!!!!"

[@nationalemergency6271]

Tailslover13 a

[@dug_the_fug]

Holy shit this was 6 years ago, I remember waiting for each episode of the series to come out. I was 11 in year 7 of school god life was stress free. Ignorance was actually blissful. Merry Christmas everyone ❤

[@jaderush4141]

"Who cares who worked on this game? Just skip to the action" made me laugh so hard. And Jack's face after these words was priceless! He is such a nice person.

[@faithlianada1772]

You walked passed the shoes when dressing XD

[@Glowingeyesrep]

Faith Lianada I seen that XD

[@ipressedon9289]

Who needs shoes?! Just walk pass em! :D

[@Flayvfx]

Rachel Sweetford its Ikr.. lol just saying

[@RBCDaniel]

Faith Lianada lol he was to busy looking at his wall

[@zakgonzalez8291]

he did,lol

[@gentletals]

"P.s. he is not" "p.s. he is not? I'm ready!" *literally forgets shoes* *doesn't notice until reaches door after exiting it*

[@blondie-xoxo]

Jack in the begining - fesese happened dude Jack at the end of the series - STOP SAYING FESESE!!! I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOOD LINEEEEE

[@cataretz9706]

jojo reference

[@fridge7667]

@@cataretz9706 here here here we go not funny didn't laugh

[@shinkenger2011]

*feces

[@thestanley2692]

These replies belong to the most party-wrecking people of all of KZbin

[@THE_funnyalt]

@@thestanley2692 after reading the original comment i’m disappointed you didn’t say party-pooper

[@MeldiiChan]

Sam: *Concentrating on his piss* Grim Reaper: Hey, dude! Have you seen my- oh.. Aight imma head out.

[@real_bullseye]

The most "Aight imma head out" look I have ever seen on the Grim Reaper

[@samdedmon8674]

as soon as I clicked on this video I instantly got a wave of nostalgia, I really miss this type of content.

[@aubrienorton2711]

Me too

[@shawndiehl1959]

Same

[@owen508]

W H A T T Y P E O F C O N T E N T

[@kurubyy]

Honestly a year later and I feel like jack was in his prime 2-4 years ago with these games. I really enjoyed his subnautica series

[@rockycuro7737]

4 years later and I couldn't agree more. This was jacksepticeye at his peak. His green hair era was perfect

[@waterPsychiatrist]

Who saw the "F3C35" on the Truck?

[@oilcan6118]

Me

[@superyoshiloganperrie6687]

Me

[@LoganBatche]

Feces

[@diorito8846]

Ye feces (ITS NOT A BADWORD ITS POOP IN ANOTHER WORD)

[@dudewholikesdinosaurs-topi1727]

maracrossite YT are you 7

[@lesbianspacecadet]

Jack reads out loud: “reminder: wear pants and SHOES”. Jack: * doesn’t wear shoes * DAMMIT JACK!

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

@Andrewthe random1 r/woosh

[@dolomite1067]

@@hypermaeonyx4969 All they said was "So." How is that an r/woosh?

[@morshulinton4112]

@@hypermaeonyx4969 1. r/itswooooshwith4os 2. r/thatsnotwhatawooooshis 3. r/ihavereddit

[@stephaniecuevas9489]

@Andrewthe random1 he forgot to put on shoes

[@kythwilde4654]

To be fair, he started out with the right intentions. I sometimes forget shoes to go out in, too. :)

[@redwillow311]

Septic death for Sam! Oh the irony...

[@beaniesketch]

yeah XD

[@Glowingeyesrep]

Willow Ross Sam gets killed by the septic tank Plot Twist is real

[@remixmax9206]

yup

[@mitchelldunec9369]

Willow Ross so true, so true

[@Zombie1Kenobi]

It's actually coincidence, not irony.

[@dealwitit6563]

I wonder what Jack thought when he saw the shoes in editing.

[@Slyize]

FUCK! 😂

[@Wacky_Dinosaur]

Dealwitit I am very much sure Jack doesn't edit his own videos :3 I'm pretty sure he mentioned it a few times, someone edits for him :) one of his friends :D

[@NotDrurin]

He has an editor that edits some of his videos, not all of them but quite a few. It's possible he edited this one since it was just 20 minutes of straight footage, he doesn't bother sending easy ones like this to his editor.

[@Slyize]

Singing Gamer he missed the shoes he was supposed to put on because he was talking to us.

[@29Prce]

+Queen Cookie Robin or "pixlpit" as he's known as on KZbin edits most of his videos, but Jack said he still edits some videos though.

[@KuueenKumi]

Dude, the whole "being aware of your breathing" thing always got to me as a kid. Whenever I became aware of my own breathing, I would have to make myself breathe until I forgot again. I don't know wtf was wrong with me, but it bothered me a lot and I would feel winded if I didn't make myself breathe.

[@sobble821]

That's actually pretty normal I'm fairly sure!

[@balls_gaming]

dw, that's most people

[@savannahchurch2312]

I learned where the picture of jack naked with the fruit in 'The boss' came from finally

[@kampski844]

jack: I wish I had a shred of life me: I wish I had a life outside of my phone

[@mateuszolesinski6169]

me_irl

[@tonymiller5178]

wish i had a shred of life outside my laptop

[@cavevonarblast7689]

me not tho life is better here

[@StonedtotheBones13]

top dog same. but outside of the internet/KZbin

[@endreman0727]

+Tony Miller I do! Laptop _and_ phone!

[@vanth9788]

Samuel: Become Human

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

Y e s

[@samgeethapoly4481]

My name is literally Samuel ! Lol!

[@juanitabennett1653]

LOL

[@bowie.1832]

My name is Samuel. I’m the undead human sent by Death

[@holymanmeither9049]

No no nooooooooo

[@Arikian]

that birista said holy feces, Sam was hit by a septic tank truck, the licence plate on the septic tank truck said feces, Death said holy feces, I'm starting to see a pattern here.

[@tenacity25]

o shit!

[@Omii7]

OH FECES!

[@madokakaname9532]

ArikianWarrior huh. I wonder.....

[@TotallyCluelessGamer]

The truck also had Feces Happens on the side of it.

[@Arikian]

forgot that

[@kellie513]

Iv’e watched this series like 4 times and I still laugh at everything 😂

[@evehellod9776]

Jack, be happy Sam doesn't need to manually make his heart pump blood!

[@Butterflymuffins]

Eve Hello :D yeah that was what I was thinking!

[@bloodshriker4430]

don't give the game dev ideas. you fools have doomed us all! (jk)

[@willowpillow458]

Yeah that's what I was thinking XD

[@hunnieb.3160]

When Jack inhaled and exhaled, I tried to do it in. I breathed in. Then, when I breathed out, I let out one of my loudest burps yet. My mother checked if I was OK.

[@sabagul1328]

Same but I almost shit myself

[@DJPonychan18]

Hunnie B. Breathing and burping. Lovely

[@LPSKittyKatFilms]

True Talent

[@dragons_of_magicgirl368]

I refuse to like.... because 69 likes

[@jeppehenningsen4299]

Hunnie B

[@taratwombley720]

I just read the title and like " Yup that's Jacksepticeye."

[@CoolGuy-ei6my]

How'd you know? Is it because the title is in caps?

[@litanyadavis4549]

Cool

[@MatElkk]

Title: *LEARNING TO HUMAN* Me: **cliiiick**

[@leafy_green7573]

Same.

[@fridge7667]

Here here here we go not funny didn't laugh

[@MatElkk]

@@fridge7667 What the fuck? What language are you speaking? Jibberish?

[@rapneticy8981]

@@MatElkk Calm down, its a meme. :)

[@helena8999]

Death should really take a trip to Chicago, I bet he'd love the pizza.

[@kaylaj667]

Helena yasss SPN fam!

[@Cyber_Akuma]

As someone from Chicago, I agree...... it's to die for! (sorry)

[@jennymayorga7314]

Yes

[@blackerstone]

Frankly with the daily gang murders in Chicago, I'm sure he's been there before.

[@dextrodextrose1299]

when jack walks past the shoes *facepalm*

[@nahomworku2233]

jack is allso is living a manual life, right? he forgets evrything.

[@billielienata7230]

Dextro Dextrose

[@jacobwarner3764]

Jack I. Love you

[@smolneko2729]

true

[@kaleidokhao]

I was like: Jack! The shoes! YOU FORGOT THE SHOES!

[@alexkovaliov4490]

that game is AMAZING! please continue it...

[@Angelkawaiikat]

I agree

[@bobthebuilder8197]

sansy sans

[@Ahrcanne]

SANSational

[@exploring_roblox2727]

Blavic _the_Warlord Kill me

[@Ahrcanne]

hey me and sans are just Punny type of guys xD

[@psychopath1633]

I love how Sam's girlfriend basically beat him with a vegetable to make him a vegetable!🤣💚

[@nqabanyathi7659]

I love how Sam's girlfriend hits him so hard he gets unconscious And it's fine But oooooh what if he did that ILLEGAL

[@neopolitanbaker3594]

Nqaba Nyathi yea the police are simps

[@ՏԹօօժօԵհ]

@@nqabanyathi7659 👀💅🏻

[@blazzernovice3923]

@@neopolitanbaker3594 white people am i right

[@donnamagers1468]

@@blazzernovice3923 Shut up literally only 2 black people died STOP OVEREACTING ABOUT LITERALLY ONLY 2 DEATHS

[@polishenglish8356]

My gosh, this game is so fun and you have so much fun with it - it has to become a series! :)

[@Glowingeyesrep]

Polish English I know the Thug Life part killed me XD

[@polishenglish8356]

I know, right? :) It was one of the best parts in my opinion as well! :D

[@ringlie]

Norwegian English is what it is ;-)

[@NonniOP]

way too funny xD

[@mariaevans8037]

you missed your shoes jack

[@stephonogaming9083]

why did you not see the shoes in the wardrobe

[@caitmcdonald8896]

StephonoGaming i know! I was shouting at the screen when he just walked over them

[@stephonogaming9083]

it even gave him the triggers to put them on

[@aikslf]

he was too busy talking and not caring about what he was supposed to do at the time.

[@bartuhkiss]

He looked away right when the prompt came up

[@stephonogaming9083]

lol he happen to look away just at the wrong time (not hating)

[@geckaway1147]

I can't be the only one who feels like this is the Stanley Parable

[@jakob7619]

I thought I was the only one

[@jeannetteabitante6249]

SohamYT i feel like thatt too

[@RoganSmith-is-a-skrub-lolz]

ikr

[@t-rexygamingtv8049]

yeah

[@cyrilgigee4630]

OOOOOooooohhhh that's what it was... I was thinking "Were have I seen a main character who doesn't talk much and a narrator who calls him a moron for doing moronic things before?"

[@RandomVideos-to7pe]

When Sam was dancing, Jack started singing Thriller, by Michael Jackson. I am very proud of him!

[@Ke-pq8bu]

Press B to beat your heart

[@rxistunicorn1775]

B

[@livlivz1404]

B

[@skimaskalx]

B

[@johnmark7943]

B

[@speenta4879]

B

[@mustafataylan3574]

5:52 Anyone noticed the license plate of the truck says feces? F3C35

[@slooser]

Turkish Russian yep

[@jordendailey7077]

Turkish Russian I do

[@autobotquincy8883]

everyone does

[@nuhmorelikeyuh]

Jeffreylikeshorror it means poop

[@bandicootstudio6450]

you are in h*** 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣 but etleast your alive ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺.

[@leopardlarocque3722]

Jack i know you'll probably never see this but i want to thank you for being so amazing and making videos for us and making us happy i was suicidal for years and i thought there was no hope but i am getting through it thanks to my best friend suggesting that i go check out you and mark's channels and now whenever i'm sad or feeling suicidal i watch you and laugh my head off until i'm better so thank you

[@Nathan-mv2me]

leopard larocque same with me but I wasn't suicidal I was just in a bad place and didn't know what to do, happy ur getting better

[@leopardlarocque3722]

thanks

[@fungalmuffin2142]

*hugs you both*

[@themightyboss6448]

man i am happy for you.you just made my day (idk why)

[@themightyboss6448]

i mean i didn't do anything but still

[@novaglacrr6114]

What's your second favorite type of humor? *Anti*-Humor? Hahahaha, I'm so sorry, Dark and Anti humor are the best, my favorite.

[@BlxxdLxst17]

bro Anti-Matter! hell yea! someone else who like quantum physics

[@emmettbybee4823]

Ido

[@thegreendragon5390]

"You get to be a struggling freelance Artist! Oh my, that'll be all your shreds, dear Sir" Noooooooo! Best line in the game so far.

[@avocadocake4180]

If I was Sam, I would just lay in bed all day, then I would survive

[@JamUsagi]

Except you'd fall asleep and stop breathing.

[@donut.covers]

@@JamUsagi I wouldn't fall asleep... I'd just watch videos, breathing and blinking.

[@Killian4]

you wold forget to beatr your heart

[@dr.bright6272]

Dead wouldn't allow that though.

[@cody5012]

Donut That's what I do with my life right now

[@zoecpower]

*Don't you just hate when you have to breathe?*

[@juliamccarthy80]

YAAAA

[@jakomioftherose2434]

*As. A. Robot. I. Am. Offended. And Onended.*

[@MeganIngle88]

Yeet Boi I do hate that you have to brave

[@newsymcnews8562]

UGH IT'S SO ANNOYING!

[@kenns.3107]

YES

[@sokouze4433]

Game: "Then Sam got hit by a truck." Seán: *"YEaH!"*

[@deathsoulv-yola2133]

Huh. So THIS is the origin story of Septiceye Sam. This explains a lot.

[@PaleNoFace]

What, the car crash explains a lot ?

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

No. The other Same, standing to the side, who got a bit of septic stuff in a eye that he had taken from a dead body.

[@thesmolswefur1357]

Who else is bingewatching old videos?

[@cartergoinsog5378]

SmolDutchieArtZ I've been doing that for like 4 days now

[@heyitsyourboisleepparalysi5008]

This and cuphead

[@nathanmotter3225]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

I just saw that reference from "the boss" fruit picture. I GET IT NOW

[@wardedthorn6523]

Me

[@jacquelinesung6535]

Jack has literally the cutest smile

[@thatrandomguyoverthere2147]

Me: *Playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time while watching this video* Jack: “What game are you playing? Zelda?”

[@ilovelions6383]

:o

[@localmemeyduck6044]

I would b like:O_O,are-are-.Jack,Are you-are-are you fricking st-s-st-st-stalking me?!

[@eelareedojovani9497]

He forgot the shoes,, this is gonna bother me, so much..

[@garubojanchestere2515]

he left it in the closet room

[@Henry-mx8jk]

I know

[@leahwinchester]

Eelaree Dojovani IKRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@darkenedaze]

ok humans need shoes well not but they should

[@coolmystery912]

Hai World

[@sirsnooty]

Dark joke: there was a man who was married to Lorraine, bit he was having an affair with a girl named Clearly. Mysteriously one day Lorraine died. At her funeral the man sang, "I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone"

[@rayray1727]

Faith Bernaden damn....

[@jakhindmarch8935]

Really dark joke: why did 10 die. He was in the middle of 9,11

[@caseyisconfused2096]

Too good

[@toby7712]

Wow

[@ItsArclight]

My reply is a bit late but the joke is just as funny as it would have been 10 months ago

[@CarterB333]

You are now breathing manually and notice every time you blink You're welcome

[@iamjegger508]

goddamit dude

[@emmaheld3164]

Carter Brady yyyyyyyyyy

[@multiverse735]

You suck.

[@thoth7858]

Carter Brady no I'm not

[@captainmcmuffin_3917]

Oh god, soon I'll be noticing my heart beating

[@Cayde-MBX]

me: *asks for a mochspecchiatchidobbino (low fat) at starbucks* starbucks employee: so i see you have chosen death-

[@ajaxbird2348]

I would love to see more of this Jack.

[@Nicoooolette]

Me too!

[@jarnvag1564]

Good news

[@tapewyrm997]

Mommy! Mommy! A weird voice in a funny game told me I was good at existing!

[@raijinryu8382]

Man, I remember seeing this when it came out. Has it really be 2 fucking years? Man, time is going way too fast.

[@kingoffury.]

You really didn't have to cuss but what evs

[@raijinryu8382]

kingoffurios Sean curses all the time, along with all the friends he plays with, I don't really see the problem to be honest

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

People don't have to conform just cause you don't like when people curse.

[@sarahgbarber]

Yeah.

[@wawaaa697]

Not 4 me boi

[@KashiTheHuskergal]

2019 anny one and death looks like papyrus but under fresh

[@iloveblue2006]

I WAS ABOUT SAY THAT

[@LethalMonarch]

How about, you stop talking about undertale for 3 mf seconds.

[@snappykitty6383]

@@LethalMonarch i can't i'm DETERMINED to talk about it every living second sorry but i mean feel free to try and stop me NYEHEHEHEHE

[@jamesscott9470]

Yeah but it is a neat idea but I bet it could be annoying sometimes.

[@amyrosario6559]

If you say who’s here in 2019 in 2019 everyone is here in 2019

[@MAX-oo9mb]

Was the picture of sam with fruits hiding his ding dong the reference in “THE BOSS” game where it was a pic of Jack with fruits hiding his ding dong that was hanged in the game’s kitchen (in wireland)????

[@heatherfackenthal9882]

Twix Corpuz yup I think so!!! It's the first time watching this since he played this and I was like holy crap it's the picture!!!lol

[@ashanimations1164]

Most likely

[@ashanimations1164]

Good catch

[@andrewoxford1322]

He played this first and then the people who made The Boss made a reference to that painting.

[@russosuckatlifex192]

Like for jack? NOW OR DIE 25 MINUTES

[@quinintheclouds]

When we die in 25 minutes do we get to chill with Death? He seems pretty cool

[@Monnman]

QuirkyQuin Lol

[@TNC604]

Anab Adan

[@shinetastic5726]

I just like Jack

[@dr.mywifefuckingdivorcedme]

I LOVE jack

[@primrosepath9253]

I had a major stroke in April and I'm in recovery. I relate so hard to Sam 🤣

[@KiloTM4]

Primrose Path if this is true... get well soon and stay strong!

[@cjwolfygirl8]

Omg, are you ok? I hope you get better soon

[@kodzukomi3008]

I hope you are okay now. If not I hope you'll be better soon!😁😁😁

[@koopakate8842]

Thinking of you - hope recovery is going smoothly!

[@djones148]

Swift recovery and God bless you with good health and prosperity.

[@DonutHolestien]

God DAMN that intro is apocalyptic. Burst my eardrums and leave me crying

[@ellamore6426]

so Jack, funny story, when Im nervous or upset I draw on my hands, it's a nervous tick I have because I almost always have a pen on me, and one of my favorite things to draw are KZbinrs logos, marks mustache, pewds bro fist, but most of the time I draw septic Sam. so I was sitting at my kitchen table doing home work and I was getting stressed out, so subconsciously I starting doodling on myself, my mom was sitting at the table to peeling potatos (I know ironic) and she was looking at weird until she finally asked "why the actual fuck are you drawing sperm on yourself? I thought you were a lesbian " my drawing skills everyone, making an eyeball look like sperm 👍

[@WaalkR]

Bella More keep drawing! You might become a great tattoo artist!

[@Manivilization]

Your mum sounds cool

[@Emargy]

Specialized on drawing Sperm tattoos? ^^ No but seriously - continue drawing if you love it :D I bet you'll improve a lot if you practice enough

[@calebfranz4098]

Bella More How is peeling potatoes ironic

[@ceviche4life951]

+Bella More omg hahaha did she not see the pupil or were you not done? 😂😂😂

[@andy-opia4306]

Omg! Idea! There should be a mode where Sam has to make his heart beat and he has to digest manually! That would be so crazy!

[@andy-opia4306]

Also, he'd have to sweat manually too.

[@andy-opia4306]

Hey, you do it too! It keeps you from overheating! 😝

[@vortexlunaa5492]

um ew

[@andy-opia4306]

Ok ok sorry. But it is a cool idea tho.

[@vortexlunaa5492]

no i agree i was mimicking the other person lol

[@juliansantiago2837]

God, Samuel forgot how to leg day

[@dillvoorhees189]

wha*

[@titanpayne9045]

I’m playing this 6 years later on my ps4 I saw it and immediately reminded me of watching your play thru the nostalgia is real jack you really brightened my child hood

[@crozzobro7176]

Game to play while watching this video: You can only blink, breathe in, and out when Jack does so with Samuel

[@gregoryvalente1373]

lol nice XD

[@theallknowingsause8940]

i noticed that too

[@rrobinson4055]

CrozzoBro hi

[@ryangunn8760]

Wow

[@chriscd7549]

CrozzoBro That is so smart

[@zentifygaming8394]

anyone notice the statue pissing at 1:19

[@cheekycheeto4703]

DarknessElite 21 google “manneken pis” that will explain everything and that way you will get the reference.

[@ccld1872]

noice

[@carlingdarling76]

Yes

[@gamingfoxxd8567]

DarknessElite 21 v+

[@joecunniffe2550]

Ye

[@SareneGrace]

Can we appreciate the fact that it was a highway to Hell? XD

[@TheVanillaMiner]

I appreciate the AC/DC Reference my friend!

[@conneronner9904]

Im on the HIGHWAY TO HELL do do HIGHWAY TO HEII

[@hayleyidontwantpeopletokno5623]

SareneGrace HIGHWAY TO HEEEEEELLLLL

[@duddnade6591]

I can't tell if you mean the music which was heard in BIA:HH, or the actual AC/DC song. I'm probably just dumb, though.

[@thesilence6106]

IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!! HIGHWAY TO HELL!!! IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!!

[@Clownsalwayssmile]

I remembered this game like a few years back and it took me 3 years to find it. And i have succeeded.

[@beansmith9370]

Watching this in 2024 is so different, especially with his intro and getting straight to the point of the games he plays 😂

[@AstarionWifey]

Is it not the same anymore? 😢

[@beansmith9370]

@@AstarionWifey he doesn’t talk as fast anymore, gets straight into the game and doesn’t make much commentary until the end

[@AstarionWifey]

@@beansmith9370 thats definitely a huge change 😭

[@ninjagregshow9423]

“respected politician" there's an oxymoron if ever I heard one

[@oli52]

Ninja Greg Show Ha true

[@an0brain]

Ninja Greg Show HERES OUR NEXT DONALD TRUMP

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

RespectED versus respectABLE

[@lpbtv785]

Dallon litterally dabbing ._. 8

[@rossdrlik4654]

Ninja Greg Show

[@haileymaree7209]

get it SEPTIC TANK SAM also the guy lost his shoe and his name is SAM fangirls and fanboys everywhere

[@myexpansivedongerhasgonelo3865]

idkhailey yea your an idiot

[@haileymaree7209]

DaRealMvp Wee i can ahree

[@fothanswift8980]

idkhailey what do you expect he's best youtuber he should. Have all subs

[@myexpansivedongerhasgonelo3865]

Fothan Swift nah he deserves to be third mark is way better jack is just a lunatic screaming I like them both but mark or better and pewds is the greatest youtuber and he always will be

[@rainacob3568]

DaRealMvp Wee It's debatable. Besides there are more gaming KZbinrs than Pewds, Jack and Mark. Its usually them being debated and no one cares about others because "lower sub amount". Prove me wrong, but it feels like it.

[@TheLicone]

If Samuel try to "smile" in that condition he would look like Trollface

[@qill15]

PLAY MORE! THAT WAS AWESOME

[@qill15]

Ps. Love ya jack

[@cod7303]

Why is your profile pic Sean though? He is handsome but... really?

[@qill15]

Aid-Mazing Gaming shut up. Sorry but your opinion is unnecessary.

[@SUPERMAR10312]

Qill that was a question not an opinion. the part where they say Sean is handsome is an opinion.

[@cod7303]

+Qill K then?

[@_wolfynstine]

Everytime Samuel’s spin breaks, it’s the most abrupt motion and sound and it’s so funny 😂

[@myaroper2045]

Some how I watched this whole video without my phone dying, it was 4 percent

[@julieoliver9308]

Your phone was like "you know what? She/he is watching Jacksepticeye. Not dying yet. But will soon."

[@q_Raphael]

Me too my phone is at 2% i changed the battery so 1% is an hour

[@Asutoro]

@@q_Raphael (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

[@Asutoro]

@@julieoliver9308 (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

[@clonetrooper818]

he is the chosen one

[@gamer3428]

I have just bought and played through the game after having seen half of jacks play through. Am glad I ended up playing it myself, having a better grasp of English a few years later, and will now enjoy watching the your entire play through!

[@derbymudskipper3969]

This is the backstory of septic sam

[@topaz9655]

Derby Mudskipper it all makes sense lol samuel got hit so many times his eye fell out then fell in a septic truck and became sentient

[@pickie0803]

I think the septic eye was transfered into his body when he got hit by the fece truck

[@trul0stlagh0st]

instead of the Stanley Parable, who thinks the humor is more Jazzpunk

[@111-d1b8h]

*TOp oF tHe moRnING To YA lAdDies*

[@oimate6357]

Chuper Cabra its laddies not ladies

[@tiara9624]

Siem MCSiem he did laddies. “IAdDies”

[@mrjaku633]

WHAPOOSH

[@jakebangoutot782]

Even years have passed this made me breathe manually when watching

[@aidenhamilton2923]

Seriously!

[@patriciaayers5806]

OMG YOU FORGOT SHOES!

[@bombtastic2952]

20:34

[@PancakeWithSprinkles]

Patricia Ayers as he passes his shoes looks away. 😂😂

[@spineck5499]

6:05 Wtf is that Chewbacca Mating noise?

[@crackerjacks373]

lol

[@nialljohnson3853]

Its Me Undiii

[@lifebeginshere6710]

Its Me Undiii my noodle hanged at the back of my throat....

[@autumns9766]

this game is so funny! I laughed the whole time haha

[@starryest6730]

Very clever too!

[@brandonl3276]

Shoe's were in the closet

[@Amelia-bc1ch]

Funtastic Autumn nice profile picture

[@jacksepticeye]

I'm very glad you liked it :D

[@123bossgamin6]

I've been recently watching these older vids and this all just brings me joy

[@asiananims4263]

Sam gets hit by a septic tank while jack is watching all of it

[@sophiacampbell6794]

Sam is in hell AGAIN CAS could you please come save him again

[@kaylaj667]

Sophia Campbell 😂👏

[@spazzin1239]

I love how jack falls sideways when he laughes!😂

[@IMightBeIris]

He's not unconscious, his eyes are open - *LOOK AT THAT KID GO!* **MUSIC**

[@KylePlays]

i love this art style :D

[@jackboss2716]

yeh me too

[@bluesprint7243]

KylePlays its awsome

[@bluesprint7243]

Jack I want to be like you because your my favorite ;)

[@Nathan-mv2me]

dansepticblueeye get out of this great community and stop trying to be jack

[@nidhisingh3841]

KylePlays agreed

[@RuTheDay1735]

*does the worm across the closet*

[@kimjinyoung723]

Sara Hawkins Lol 😂

[@crystalluna44]

love your vidos jack it is me dylan

[@RuTheDay1735]

Sarah Rodgers awww you have my name tooooooo that's so cute

[@RuTheDay1735]

Crystal Clarke awe lil adorable bean

[@kimjinyoung723]

Crystal Clarke Im not the jackaboy sadly 3:

[@ninjanick4755]

anyone think of troll face quest because of the art style

[@exitmist]

Yea the troll quest games

[@karstaboi3330]

I do :)

[@ninjanath829]

No

[@noahtruesdale220]

I do to

[@andreag.c.1156]

I was wodering why it looked so similar.

[@just.kingston]

I’ve watched this video at least 20 times in the past 7 years. Thank you for being you.

[@ferrosplice8460]

*Whoosh* U r now painfully aware of how awkward your tongue position is.

[@sad_moonchild0744]

I hate you with every being in my body.😂😒😂

[@sheeprverycool]

You are now aware of your breathing.

[@listless4204]

@@sheeprverycool why did you do this

[@listless4204]

@@sheeprverycool btw you are now aware of your blinking

[@AngryEmo]

I hate you now

[@TotalNoobAtEverythin]

See? Broccoli IS dangerous!

[@Nublettt]

TotalNoobasaur I KNEW IT

[@autumnmallette9234]

TotalNoobasaur bwahahahaha

[@geraldwoodard2993]

No bottles are dangerous

[@garbisch2]

JACK! there is a new vr game called RAW DATA on steam for vr htc vive u will LOVE give it a look i am sure u will love it i am sure every one would love to watch u play it as well! plz thumbs this up if u think jack should give it a look and try it

[@markmark1157]

ReXz Aturok it's really cool and I know jack will love it

[@WaalkR]

ReXz Aturok uuup!

[@justinmundie7592]

ReXz Aturok u r right

[@bloodshriker4430]

do you know anyone else who's played it? I wanna see it now

[@untamedfox6340]

I love this game

[@camrynluna.]

I got recommended this recently and I’m gonna watch the whole series

[@softyarn4030]

and that is how septic sam was made my friends

[@dantheman2415]

9:14

[@PoodiePieNasro]

naild it XD

[@muppetgronk1220]

PoodiePie your cool

[@ethansturges5485]

Joe O'Dell hi

[@blockleylockley5062]

Ethan Sturges yuuhuhhhybkbyyhhjkfhhuhhhhj by b hhhuubh. He c hckruhryuh

[@ray-rayrambles3263]

Just noticed the pissing statue in the background at 2:18

[@charlottedreemurr2882]

I also hate it when you become aware of your breath and blinking

[@hayleyidontwantpeopletokno5623]

Charlotte Dreemurr And thinking

[@caz9401]

and how to hold a fork

[@mr.pineapple8437]

Hey I know this is an old video but I just wanted to say thank you for all the laughs don’t ever stop what you’re doing because your vids have helped me through really tough times so never stop and thank you so much

[@guidingkeyblade7834]

Wait, if Sam has to do everything manually... How is his heart beating, you can't control that

[@imeevie]

Um... well he is basically is controlling it because when you breathe your heart will start beating... so... yea

[@matiasgarciacasas558]

@@imeevie That's not how it works

[@Justaperson1289]

@@imeevie BIOLOGY 100

[@tracymason1897]

@@Justaperson1289 dead meme shut up

[@Justaperson1289]

@@tracymason1897 well damn 🧂🧂🧂

[@yazanmohd4885]

Ahh...old jack ,the one with the best hair

[@elvanhouten8547]

Jack! I'm trying to watch all of your videos! My mum got super annoyed with me for just binge watching your videos and eating Jaffa cakes... (:

[@JensenP12]

The coffee is pronounced Mokspekiatkidobino (in italian, ch is pronounced with a k sound). It doesn't mean anything.