Don't Stop The Bus! - GTA V: Trading Cards #1

[@Obahar]

Every time Jack orders a mugger on someone, I can't help but remember the one time someone ordered a mugger on him and he acted genuinely offended that someone would have the audacity to target him when Gavin or Matt were in the lobby.

[@main.ignisha]

Geoff: The tables have tuuuurrrrrned

[@insaincaldo]

To be fair he is right, such a strange thing to do with Gav and Matt around.

[@rcube33]

Lol get rekt Jack

[@smoothieking157]

which video was that?

[@main.ignisha]

@@smoothieking157 Looks like it was one of the Action Figure search episodes

[@suzannekratosmaker7484]

Jack: "Jeremy did that to his desk." Legion of fans, I assume: "It was Gavin's desk."

[@dixiebot]

It's an important thing to note, bad things only happen to gavin.

[@boogerman908]

Made big tall

[@AlunnaRaven]

My exact words were "actually that was gavin's desk jack"

[@anthonywozniak7373]

"No my foot won't go through it"

[@samuelfawell9159]

@@anthonywozniak7373 “bam”

[@sighduck9789]

In GTA, Getting hit with a gun is more deadly than being shot

[@Cazammaf]

Yeahh it can be. You can easily survive a gunshot wound if it goes straight through and you’re patched up appropriately. But a heavy blunt metal object hitting your skull with force can cause concussion, a cranium fracture and blunt force trauma to the head to occur which can lead to a TBI, bleeding in the brain and subsequent death. So it is possible tbf lol

[@sighduck9789]

@@Cazammaf You can certainly survive both, but it's wild that Melee from a gun is treated as all ending, while being shot, being stabbed, being hit by a car, being beaten by blunt force objects, rolling down a mountain, etc. Are treated as just flesh wounds that M&Ms can cure lol.

[@Cazammaf]

@@sighduck9789 Hahaha that’s very true

[@TheLordofMetroids]

It's one of those weird archaic design choices clearly made for single player when they still thought GTA was a cover biased shooter. I think it was actually implemented in the first Red Dead Redemption, where a guy running at you and stabbing you is just no fun when you only have a slow firing revolver, and carried over to GTA 5.

[@HnTr_VDH]

@@Cazammaf did you just argue that being punched has a *lower (*edit) survival rate than being shot?

[@Flashjackmak]

I love these scavenger hunt videos which take them to a bunch of places on the map I've never seen before. Especially when they do it field trip style in a bus!

[@ObviouslyNotXenrek]

i find it hilarious that Alfredo was so surprised that a melee attack with a gun was an instant kill because thats how it works in like 2/3 of the games hes big on

[@robertburns785]

This series took a while since Geoff found that one

[@OldManBOMBIN]

At first they said "trading cards" and I thought, "Oh, new comics collectibles or something?" But then they said "playing cards" and I was like, "Wow, that's... wow." And while typing this, I realized I dont really care what they're doing as long as we all have fun :-)

[@mrastleysghost]

@@OldManBOMBIN Zimmer Zone in GTAV

[@dani007a]

@@OldManBOMBIN They were added in to promote the release of RDR2. Sooo, yeah, just, yeah.

[@OldManBOMBIN]

@@mrastleysghost I guess I've got to listen to FF now

[@mrastleysghost]

@@OldManBOMBIN if you enjoy Gavin and Geoff you have no reason not to watch it. It's a fever dream compared to the RT Podcast and even Off Topic

[@michaelparham1328]

Is Ashley a new editor? I feel like this had more editor mentions, and more reactions left by the editor. Which I really appreciate. Editors are the unsung heroes of Lets Play, and KZbin gamers in general

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

also it's interesting we can notice that stuff and guess WHO based on style lol

[@dani007a]

She's not that new. She's been editing GTA for a couple years now, but mostly just GTA. Her editor notes and reactions were a big part of the last collectible series, too.

[@noelnelsontimbal348]

Hope Jeremy finds his cat.

[@ryangee2150]

I’m sending prayers to Jeremy and Kat.

[@wacpj1929]

Didn't know about that until I saw this comment, just saw it on his twitter. Damn, I hope so too

[@PlatoonGoon]

Which one is missing? Sending posi cat vibes

[@trader9028]

@@PlatoonGoon I think scooter

[@ryangee2150]

@@trader9028 It is scooter

[@Dylan_Wee]

33:00 It did happen on a Greyhound. The victim was Tim McLean. He was sleeping, and the person next to him started stabbing him. He stabbed him multiple times, and the first two - one to the neck and one to the upper chest - killed him. The accused claimed he was hearing the voice of God. After killing him, he cannibalized his body. Some time before, the passengers left the bus, and they were waiting for the police. At that time, the accused decapitated Mr. McLean and taunted the passengers with his head through the window. When cops arrived, they found McLean's ears and nose in the pockets of the accused. In the court proceedings, they found the accused not criminally responsible for mental illness. Currently, he is a free person that is supervised in society.

[@keltonwright7]

100% True story

[@enndo84]

Justice system is a joke. If someone ever kills me for no reason and cuts my head off, I don't care what kind of bullshit story they come up with, they deserve the death penalty.

[@xLexiMarie]

@@enndo84 it happened in Canada if I remember correctly. Unless you knew that and Canada’s justice system is just as screwed up as United States lol

[@Dylan_Wee]

@@xLexiMarie Yes, it happened in the province I live in

[@CowChuckin]

"PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDERRRSS, baebeee, i've got a cloaca" and then suddenly "Look we're all stuck in our hou-" oh my FROG i'm laughing

[@darienwilliams6686]

Seatbelts everyone please let this be a normal field trip with the let’s play crew no way noooo

[@TourGuide62]

Cruisin' through San Andreas, you're relaxed and feelin' good. Next thing that you know, you're seein' AH in your neighborhood?!

[@pandoguy3602]

Crashing on the freeway, hitting all the bars. Take a left at the strip club. Gonna get locked behind bars

[@jacksonh1503]

Weird how they censor the non-nudity but when they went to the cultist base they let the dudes junk fly free

[@deadersurvival4716]

How the KZbin monetization has changed.

[@sighduck9789]

But that was like 4 years ago, way ToS different now

[@olojondro73]

When Gavin and Fiona went to the cult last year they did censor the junk for youtube

[@fightthepowerman]

That was a different time. The world has changed

[@imikegaming2070]

Good times

[@Jellyfish146]

Not only was someone decapitated on a greyhound, it happened in Canada and he ate some of the poor guy. Tim McLean was the name of the victim. His killer was found not criminally responsible and now goes by Will Baker.

[@boneyarsebogman]

Definitely don't read into the bus murder Michael talked about. It's definitely A LOT MORE grim than he's making it out to be.

[@justinmorrison6610]

Fun fact. The guy who did it is no longer in jail!

[@oliverreeve9193]

@@justinmorrison6610 yea Canadian legal system is fun

[@buns3444]

@@justinmorrison6610 he was never in jail he went to a Insane asylum and he is still there I believe and his name was Vince lee Also when he gets out his name will change and I used to work near when he was staying at the insane asylum

[@lpharmer3496]

@@buns3444 he’s out and with a new name as of a few years ago. I hope he’s doing well... for everyone’s sake

[@wacpj1929]

Stumbled into an uncensored picture of the victim's bloody head next to his mutilated body while trying to look it up and, uh... yeah... have to agree with you on that one

[@Anomalocaria]

38:30 double stack busses almost always have bathrooms in my experience. i've only ever seen them used for like ... long distance travel here in the US, depending on how far you're traveling, you could wind up on one of those busses for a few days, so there's always a bathroom on board.

[@ocgmike132]

“its an old code sir but it checks out” noice star wars reference jack he be slept on

[@GrouchyGander]

Am I alone in this or does "Non-Fungible" sound like a fancy term for something that can't grow mold?

[@IrruptionGaming]

Trevor the card detector... TREVOR CARD!!!

[@akbmfm]

Man I love these more chill episodes.

[@conkillious.-.9462]

Someone please clip "put your head on my shoulder, i've got a cloaca" 😂

[@kwelch0512]

I love the little editor text bubbles that pop up.

[@BTBSOUNDS]

Turns out they're all Don Zimmer cards. Iykyk

[@IceJuggalo8]

Concerning the Greyhound guy Michael was talking about, He did behead him and started eating him after showing his severed head to the other passengers. He was released a few years ago actually.

[@kaitlynrose2003]

Matt saying he went on the same three field trips- felt that. if you went to school in DFW all you ever went to was the Perot museum and maybe the zoo😭

[@pleasehelp2446]

I lived in Plano and our thing was the Dallas aquarium

[@Yggdraseed]

I'm imagining one of those weird Scooby-Doo episodes where they just run around with some random celebrity like Sonny and Cher, only it's with the AH Crew. It's a powerful image.

[@sudzey9115]

32:47 to this day every time I think of taking any bus.

[@Wrathofloki1]

So that story about the head chop happened 13 years ago in Edmonton. I was on a greyhound headed back to Fort Mac when it came on the radio. Though I doubt that's the one he is talking about, coulda been though, haha.

[@metalmog3420]

Michael's ad readings are always ''mwuah'' chef kiss

[@Ali_Fenne]

Michael: You know what makes me sick? Me everytime: Cheese?

[@loveforkuja]

michael screaming at the top of his lungs and then telling them to calm down and that they're so dramatic once they had no stars was so good

[@danielevans2504]

They going to collect collectibles. Maybe they are going to they grapes again.

[@beanstalk1309]

I live for the editor's comments :)

[@oniwahoo719]

Alright, let's see how long before they abandon the bus due to impatience

[@idk5716]

Never

[@randomyoutubeuser7315]

And so it begins, wonder what animal they’ll impersonate this time My bet is on belugas

[@Ryan10718]

Lmao gotta love that the first time I hear my province mentioned is when they're talking about the greyhound decapitation/cannibalism

[@sydney2802]

Michael's screaming as he rolls/falls down the mountain is the best.

[@Gamercents]

"I brought the bus...." A well-timed line that wasn't given its due in the moment.

[@jdreyes3745]

Anyone else laughed at the soldier running into frame and inside a parked car before shooting Alfredo in the end? (41:20)

[@YesImCanadian]

I feel bad for Matt. He always gets picked on and bullied by the others, even if they “say” it’s just for fun

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

"I'm not risking it." ~ Alfredo (23:08) ... Jack is the bloody Godfather of Muggers. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Matt (or Gavin) begins executing Jack in-game every time they get mugged on principle! (lol)

[@TigerDrummer100]

Let me tell you as someone who’s been robbed at gunpoint, being pistol whipped is no fun.

[@AidanWR]

That fucking military guy that got into a car just to shoot at Fredo, then got out

[@StephenSkorak]

Matt as a fellow South Carolinian .. Our main field trip was the Zoo in Columbia and the Museum ... But that was late 80s and early 90s for me lol

[@Roo31256]

And Charleston

[@StephenSkorak]

@@Roo31256 true but we live in Charleston so to us that really wasn't a field trip all though we went to the Battery a few times

[@yayap52]

YESSSS

[@daduck87]

I mean a deck of card can have 54. 52 + 2 jokers.

[@kingatlas4338]

Can we start a "We miss Geoff campaign"?

[@OldManBOMBIN]

I dunno man. I love Geoff, but if you truly love something you gotta let it go when it's time. I'm down we a "We Feel Ya, Geoff" campaign. Less pressure on him that way.

[@rebekah975]

He's in YDYD4

[@boneyarsebogman]

Honestly, I'm not surprised he's transitioned away. I'm kinda amazed he hung around, just as someone who is very much only recently sober and part of a group whose content does revolve considerably around the consumption of alcohol

[@BTBSOUNDS]

It's called F**kface

[@LauruxGO]

Yes! I just rewatched the action figure series because I thought of the grapes song and I was laughing the entire time :D

[@johnathonyoung4042]

Michael's almost got that story right, except that the perpetrator did in fact successfully decapitate the victim. From what I remember the guy has schizophrenia and was off of his meds and attacked the other passenger with a hunting knife.

[@maxsifer6416]

The mugger spooking fredi really fucking got me. Holy shit

[@hankanderson8633]

C*vid: 🤚 Cooties: 👍

[@kirklandcurtis3456]

Cloaca 👌🏼

[@insaincaldo]

What is this You-know-who shit?

[@jj_vc]

0:12 Jack dropping the beat HARD

[@matthewhughes3147]

Thank you Michael for letting me rediscover this fever dream of a song from my childhood and go on a deep KZbin rabbit hole in the middle of this video 7:21

[@RewardsHunter]

The Paul Anka thing was hilarious! More of that please. :)

[@ThePianistDragon]

4:55 WHOA! Cool it with the swears there, Michael; this is a family scavenger hunt!

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

So, about shooting flares being illegal and getting a Wanted Level. I looked up if it is actually illegal, and turns out, YES, Cops can arrest you for it. But mainly because it's a 911 signal. And false emergency calls are illegal.

[@thedeanborecki]

I'll say it, Michael your hair looks good man!

[@JonesyJulien]

Michael falling for 10 minutes straight was it for me lmao

[@HunterX2408]

Ah yes I remember the field trips as a kid where they would wait 15 minutes and then leave the kids that don’t make it to the bus by the time the 15 minutes are up.

[@joerivera7561]

26:55 im so glad someone heard sueby dooby doo

[@williamshaw3rd]

12:10, excellent investigating, Ashley

[@kevinmorgan2968]

Having a Paul anka joke is a wonderful way to say I love your video.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

Nice to see another road trip-ish let's play after the figures one aged like milk

[@matt_dobson0614]

@@MyNameIsNotSteve Because the person we do not speak about made those let's plays famous.

[@gameman876]

See I think in the movie when someone step on another persons hand intentionally. I always thought that didn’t really hurt but I assume it does since your hand is similar to your feet with multiple tiny bones.

[@Cpach27]

We never really had field trips unless if you were in some extracurricular. In middle school band, we went to an arcade/go-cart track in Dallas after a competition. We are from a small city so we aren't used to what Dallas brings to the table. The arcade was literally across a club lol I remember the boys were like "We will go there one day..." lmao 8 yrs later, we unintentionally went there

[@Keksgame]

Collectibles without Gavin are just not the same :(

[@GalCon99]

21:08 Did Trevor and Jack just attempt to pull another business...man?

[@Deb_Boi]

I remember when Gavin used to be in videos.

[@flashbring]

5/8 ain't bad

[@Crescent1400]

I remember when Gavin always gets mugged.

[@alexalachan6952]

Oh yeah remember that one part the mugger got in the army truck with them staring at Gavin the entire time I think Geoff said “ he’s licking his knife “ and then when they went over the bridge Gavin shot him lol

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

and when someone got mugged on the Vinewood sign

[@main.ignisha]

Gavin: "I'm getting mugged on the Hydra!!" Michael: "YESSSS!!!!"

[@Crescent1400]

@@main.ignisha HAHAHA, I laughed so hard on that one. Also the time Gavin became the ultimate mugger.

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

2:40 Alfredo, Alagua. 30:20 Bus-ted. 36:20 It all went downhill from here.

[@DarthAnimal]

I like how Achievement Hunter needs to steal maps

[@zekeziemer2231]

Michael knowing Presidents of the United States of America is awesome!!!

[@kregkennon949]

Ska music reference in the ad read. Does Bruce work for Manscaped now?

[@richardavelino7383]

Ashley the real mvp

[@mathmatucla]

12:11 - that is not what uncanny valley means lol

[@jonathanfreytusfreitas]

When Trevor said “cloaca”, the first thing that popped into my head was Arin and Dan’s “President Song”.

[@Wrightword246]

"I wonder what dad is up to" "Ahhhhhhaghhh, ahhhhahahghagghhh! I'm fine oh, ahhhhhhaghhhahahhhhhh!"

[@iSAM-Hi]

Going to school in Maryland every single one of my field trips was to DC so I feel where Matt is coming from here.

[@mattjones2003]

I only had 2 field trips to DC (I live in MD too) but one of them was cancelled because of the damn Baltimore riots

[@Morgrom]

It's funny to me that they used to make guides on stuff like this years ago and now they're just like "Yeah we got this map from IGN" lol

[@codagaming9186]

Damn, I was hoping Jack was about to break it down at the beginning with the syncing

[@Elitetvgamer]

Starting another video at night, lets go bois!

[@jacoblandfield2526]

Great work Ashley, glad you protected my baby eyes.

[@informalnarwhals]

12:11 ok can anyone explain this from a game programming standpoint? i think a lot about this and the suv that turned into a mugger in the action figure series. what made the game decide 'okay new npc time' esp with so many players around? :0

[@Codawg112]

Michael had me cry laughing from 36-38 mins lol

[@VenemousLunchbox]

No Jeremy shattered Gavins desk! Also thats one of the best videos ever

[@dalekprawn]

There is a Speed 3. It's one of the best episodes of Father Ted.

[@MrDalevich]

Those women were in the nip!

[@JSchock]

About time the other AH guys enter the Zimmer Zone

[@Sanguinis666]

I miss Jeremy.....but In his absence I'm loving Trevor's energy. Wish I had a boss that was that cool....

[@PiikachUwU_OSRS]

Matt's sciencing at about 9min had me laughing

[@Spumoon]

1:06 nice Return of the Jedi reference, Jack

[@dirtyd33dz84]

It's an old code sir but it checks out lol nice Star wars ref

[@matthewspencer4926]

they bussin’

[@matthewberry8516]

Matt's from South Carolina? It's a nice state if you know where to go.

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

which is what? another state?

[@lissahodge6121]

Lol that is one tough bus to go thur all that

[@prowler6435]

21:05 Trevor said the thing! He said the funny thing!

[@Kaipo_Rozwolf]

12:18 That is absolutely a different person in that car.

[@FreeTacozYT]

Michael's idea of a bus is way better than an actual bus

[@SinForTheSaint]

Michael this episode man my goodness i was in tears lol

[@cfh5221]

They talked about bikes then hit a building with the word "Bikes" on it. Game knew.

[@ElParfers2077]

Been half watching this for half the video. At first I thought it was titled "Trading Cars" and I've been really confused why they've been in a bus this entire time.

[@Rabidpixy1989]

10:00 That's an axe kick. You're talking about an axe kick Fredo

[@dupsdeggerod3037]

Would love to see an all 1st person splat. Something in jets or even a race. I think a first person GTA lets play would be really cool!