Don't Trust Military Barbers 😭

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The Black Hokage

The Black Hokage

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@NotCam410
@NotCam410 5 жыл бұрын
When your hair get long going bald seems like a death sentence
@darrylbanks7004
@darrylbanks7004 5 жыл бұрын
It really does tho
@SirBrucie
@SirBrucie 5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@trinidadonassis7411
@trinidadonassis7411 5 жыл бұрын
This is a fact. Those barbers on base will give you the push back special. I didn't have YT back in day but after getting one too many patch fades and Dragonball Z Vegeta line ups, I said I can do this on my own for free. When you learn how to open/close the levers, flick and brush, and get some good T Edgers and just remember to lightly tap the line lower than what you initially thought your line should be to prevent the pushback, you good.
@darius8034
@darius8034 5 жыл бұрын
Being that I’m in the military, I don’t trust them barbers that work on base. Hell no 😂😂😂
@LilJustinCG
@LilJustinCG 5 жыл бұрын
😂you ask the dude for a medium fade and he leaves you with some barracks cut. Lmao definitely agree with you
@Mr_FlexAlot
@Mr_FlexAlot 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh I learned in AIT that Px barbers are a no go.
@dirtbikehussle61
@dirtbikehussle61 5 жыл бұрын
I had got a m hairline from the PX/BX lol
@Mr_FlexAlot
@Mr_FlexAlot 5 жыл бұрын
Man that shit is not the wave lmao
@starrbmg641
@starrbmg641 5 жыл бұрын
PX barbers aren’t required to have a license to cut, it’s just a plus..😂
@JamesAxis13
@JamesAxis13 5 жыл бұрын
Those barbers only know how to cut basic training haircuts: Damn Near Bald
@itzzkittens3198
@itzzkittens3198 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh the cosmetology program was giving free cuts at my school and me who just quit working and needed to save money for Christmas gifts went in and I came from a bowl cut to looking like CJ from San Andreas
@TNJJy
@TNJJy 5 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@SunnySoCal
@SunnySoCal 5 жыл бұрын
You a real one bro 👌🏽💯
@cvanceter
@cvanceter 5 жыл бұрын
Fs in the chat for this guy's hair
@codypennell903
@codypennell903 5 жыл бұрын
My homie is in the navy, I had to send this to him. 😂😂 Had to share TBH’s content in anyway possible 🙏🏽
@mharden1107
@mharden1107 5 жыл бұрын
He really clipped my joke in the begging 😂
@edwinmena643
@edwinmena643 5 жыл бұрын
malie yup just stfu next time
@mharden1107
@mharden1107 5 жыл бұрын
@@edwinmena643 i was really thinking of ptsd
@h3mogoblin
@h3mogoblin 5 жыл бұрын
I'm weak blvck's beard oil routine 😂
@beefstew286
@beefstew286 5 жыл бұрын
This rings true for every base except korea. The korean on base barbers cut those fades like their lives depend on it. Shout out to chair #2 at osan shes the truth
@FoxyChariot
@FoxyChariot 5 жыл бұрын
This is funny for some reason 😂
@tennek127
@tennek127 5 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail got me crying 😂
@CrisInHD
@CrisInHD 5 жыл бұрын
The plenty of times I’ve went not one brave white would has ever attempted to edge me up.
@NinjaAimless
@NinjaAimless 5 жыл бұрын
You Black Hokage giving out Sage Mode Advice!!!!! Here, been doing my own line and shit For Years!!!! And you do mess up from time to time, yet my bald head be on Jordan Status though LOL 😂
@maurion8993
@maurion8993 5 жыл бұрын
NinjaAimless you a grown ass man
@casualgerm
@casualgerm 5 жыл бұрын
if your military barber isn't a Filipina, walk away quickly.
@othelliusmaximus
@othelliusmaximus 5 жыл бұрын
These is facts
@KarnlMynded730
@KarnlMynded730 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@SirBrucie
@SirBrucie 5 жыл бұрын
Sexy Filipinas
@LKRG
@LKRG 5 жыл бұрын
Nah if she isnt a hong kong honey she aint it
@GodofFinesse
@GodofFinesse 5 жыл бұрын
It's honestly not hard to cut your own hair, I've been doing it for a few months honestly just start from your highest clippers then lower it by 1 until you get the desired length. For a line up just take your time and start with your dominant hand then make slight adjustments.
@cortezsmith
@cortezsmith 5 жыл бұрын
I got my old AIT barber on snap and I hit her up from time to time a year later and she can still get it😂
@trapstar12326
@trapstar12326 5 жыл бұрын
I been cutting my own hair since 2016/2017 for that same reason, to save money. I taught my self how to fade last year. Ive been back to the barbershop maybe three times since i learned. Once to cut my fro off, once and twice to get a drop fade.
@avataraang360
@avataraang360 5 жыл бұрын
I rather get an article 15 for not having a good haircut than go to a military barber
@dreameater7445
@dreameater7445 5 жыл бұрын
Get that chapter for "failure to adapt" 😂😂
@xTHESICCNESSx
@xTHESICCNESSx 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh i never got my haircuts on base. Always went out in town and payed the extra cash for a fresh cut
@soldhisole
@soldhisole 5 жыл бұрын
Yo being in the Army this is just facts lmao 😭
@theannouncer5538
@theannouncer5538 5 жыл бұрын
“Baby face and bald head” Cmon, you can rock the saitama look
@basedtexas18
@basedtexas18 5 жыл бұрын
That explains it as a kid before my pops left he would cut my hair shit was terrible he was in the army
@SupaVlinSantonE
@SupaVlinSantonE 5 жыл бұрын
Same thing I do. I bought clippers and taught myself from KZbin. Fade the side burns, and as long as the back is passable, I'm good. Save that bread.
@Bigp1077
@Bigp1077 5 жыл бұрын
Learning to cut my hair while currently living in South Korea has saved me lot of time and money. I would wager I saved $50 for a haircut.
@dreameater7445
@dreameater7445 5 жыл бұрын
I was on camp carroll and them barbers actually had me right ngl
@Bigp1077
@Bigp1077 5 жыл бұрын
Nah I'm an ESL Teacher. Currently teaching in Andong. To get a haircut near Camp Carrol in Daegu would be an hour and a half bus ride, plus metro and possibly taxi or city bus ride to find a shop who can cut black hair.
@darius5523
@darius5523 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally only found one good military barber in my life because bruh owned his own shop and works there half of the week
@brendannichol3490
@brendannichol3490 5 жыл бұрын
Reddit is the same place people were bitching about all the Pokémon not being in the new game but it really wasn’t that big a deal
@prophettheproducer5053
@prophettheproducer5053 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh I didn’t even start the video yet but the title is so true. Was gone for 25 weeks during my military training and the haircuts were ass🤣🤣🤣🤣. I Barley had a hairline the whole time.
@deonvoorhees1589
@deonvoorhees1589 5 жыл бұрын
Man back in fort Campbell Kentucky, I had to go off base for my haircuts😂
@nunayadamnbusiness
@nunayadamnbusiness 5 жыл бұрын
Ft Campbell had a Asian chick that used to make your lineup look like a lie detector test.
@RealBrothaProduction
@RealBrothaProduction 5 жыл бұрын
I be going to H.Qs. They sick wit it
@igweofart
@igweofart 5 жыл бұрын
I started cutting my hair back in the 7th grade I used to go to school looking fucked up
@SoupaTech
@SoupaTech 5 жыл бұрын
Someone shared footage of a glitch on modern warfare reddit. A staff member said something like thanks for sharing the footage. That comment has 1000+ downvotes.
@negeo1234
@negeo1234 5 жыл бұрын
Dog everytime they fucking my shit up. What sucks is you HAVE to get a cut. It’s always on Sunday and you always got some emergency when you done
@mysterygamerkid192
@mysterygamerkid192 5 жыл бұрын
Great vid
@Shammgod17
@Shammgod17 5 жыл бұрын
Great content to end tha night
@trapstar12326
@trapstar12326 5 жыл бұрын
Yea the original founder of sam’s club and Wal•mart is named Sam Walton.
@legodjames8486
@legodjames8486 5 жыл бұрын
No cap these dudes damn near cut my waves off like wtf
@TanoTheGod
@TanoTheGod 5 жыл бұрын
My barbers Dominican he be snapping wit the haircuts
@quarawlisstafford487
@quarawlisstafford487 5 жыл бұрын
Been cutting my own hair since i was 14 fades n all it was a learning curve but once you get it its worth it
@kanyebutdarker8152
@kanyebutdarker8152 5 жыл бұрын
The black barbers on base used to chop me up. When I lived on base and didn’t have a car I would wait for 2 or 3 hours cuz this man was the only one in there with a line of people 😂😂
@smashjumperz3138
@smashjumperz3138 5 жыл бұрын
Use your L1 alot more as Octane Apex is all about mobility. Remember to holster your gun more too
@devorizer5959
@devorizer5959 5 жыл бұрын
That’s factz I’m in the marines and them px barbers be fucking u up ain’t no way you out the chair in 10 mins 😂
@galaxyking3014
@galaxyking3014 5 жыл бұрын
Hell nah I don’t trust them at all. I’m in the Navy and they still fuck up a simple line.
@kobewarfield4241
@kobewarfield4241 5 жыл бұрын
The BJ's slander 😂
@ByeByeBirdieShawty
@ByeByeBirdieShawty 5 жыл бұрын
He said just beat my ass dont take my hair 😭😭😭
@yeezusdropout
@yeezusdropout 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not risking fucking up my lineup 😂😂😂
@bigblake8884
@bigblake8884 5 жыл бұрын
I had to teach myself how to fade cut and line my shit after I got fucked up in college
@TheForbidden_1ne
@TheForbidden_1ne 5 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail has be DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@doomsday519
@doomsday519 5 жыл бұрын
I went to an Army barber ONCE a decade ago and never did it again lol. They are the WORST.
@rileybaker898
@rileybaker898 5 жыл бұрын
This shit could of been a good ass black guy tale 😂😭
@Money2blow059
@Money2blow059 5 жыл бұрын
I gave myself a bald spot trying to cut my hair lol
@RobXDandy
@RobXDandy 5 жыл бұрын
i only really use reddit for the cooking subs. ive learned so many new recipes
@3serio
@3serio 5 жыл бұрын
Gus that cuts your hair when you when you first get to basic (in the Air Force), Been cutting hair for like 700 years, and he definitely has CTE, or parkinsons, maybe hepatitis C. Something, cuz he’s shaky af. Luckily he’s giving everyone bald heads or he’d fuck some shit up.
@ikegreene3469
@ikegreene3469 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh being in the marines. The military barbers in japan be destroying niggas left and right
@TheW4lk71
@TheW4lk71 5 жыл бұрын
Them college barbers be bogus too lmao
@TheGlull
@TheGlull 5 жыл бұрын
Best barber I had was in Afghanistan. Best line and fade I ever had.
@lllflownufflll4515
@lllflownufflll4515 5 жыл бұрын
I beat all the dislikes on this video are from military barbers 😂😂😂🤣 happy thanksgiving
@jordanwaid6527
@jordanwaid6527 5 жыл бұрын
Please tell me somebody has heard of the Dragon Lady from great lakes. She lives in infamy
@Sai_92
@Sai_92 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh yeah she's been destroying hairlines for decades lol
@roam980
@roam980 5 жыл бұрын
I grew up mostly getting my whole head shaved, and the pictures I had when I was in elementary with my head shaved made me look like a goddamn mouse because of how big my fucking ears were
@HK47_115
@HK47_115 5 жыл бұрын
I remember one time posting in the game physics Reddit my ass got banned from posting there because I use the wrong parentheses around the game title. I didn't get banned admittedly. It asked me to re-fix the title since it said the name wasn't in it even though the name was in it. It did not even accept my post because I used these [----] parentheses instead of theses (--) parentheses. And when I did corrected to the proper parentheses it's still denied my request and Banned Me from posting there. How to fuck do you ban somebody for using the wrong form of parentheses in a fucking title and then tell them the title of the game isn't there when it clearly says Red Dead Redemption 2?
@cya9801
@cya9801 5 жыл бұрын
Those barbers know how to do a fade and that’s about it haha. 100% a civilian job at this point.
@reginaldmurphy5302
@reginaldmurphy5302 5 жыл бұрын
Shit people in the military don’t get there hair cut on base you ether got a homie that cuts hair or you go off base
@reddro5423
@reddro5423 5 жыл бұрын
Nahhhh I never go to the barbers on base 😂 in Hawaii they had old asian ladies with the shakiest hands trying to line people up lol I’ll pay extra to get a better cut off base
@jarenholmes9326
@jarenholmes9326 5 жыл бұрын
NEVER AGAIN WILL I GO TO A BARBER AT THE BX FUCK NO NEVER AGAIN lol
@bobsaget9861
@bobsaget9861 5 жыл бұрын
Nigga lied to you when he said ya shit crispy😂
@reddogpichu
@reddogpichu 5 жыл бұрын
Yo thats true about the barber. Thats why my fiancé cuts my hair now.saves money also quit drinking and vaping that also saves alot of money.
@SoulCaliburDeathCrie
@SoulCaliburDeathCrie 5 жыл бұрын
Wahl Detailers are great clippers.
@6ixgoat746
@6ixgoat746 5 жыл бұрын
3:32 😂😂😂
@blamecorley3281
@blamecorley3281 5 жыл бұрын
Being active duty I realized that yea Barbers dont have to be in the military to be barbers on base. BUT! They usually abide by the basic military cuts. Idk if its cause they trash and can't do upper echelon cuts, or if they just lazy. But most cats in the Navy that care about their hair, go off base bruh. I'm not even sure military barbers can do upper echelon haircuts lol.
@blamecorley3281
@blamecorley3281 5 жыл бұрын
Navy Cats = Black Navy cats
@trinidadonassis7411
@trinidadonassis7411 5 жыл бұрын
@@blamecorley3281 Messing round on base you guaranteed to get the awkward "hey did you get a haircut?" and they ain't asking that to lead into giving a compliment either. They want to know why you have the mange fade.
@raimu9925
@raimu9925 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh. I'm stationed in Alaska and they got no black barbers out there and afraid to even cut my hair. Shits trash asf
@blamecorley3281
@blamecorley3281 5 жыл бұрын
Better get you some clippers with guards and some T-liners lol. I'm learning how to temp fade atm. Tryna save money. Every 2 months I'll get it professionally cut though.
@TrentTheCreator
@TrentTheCreator 5 жыл бұрын
Living in a all white small town I feel your pain brother😔😔😔
@TallenMokei
@TallenMokei 5 жыл бұрын
i cant hear ya clear on the brand? can some one type it on here he said andis tride and true?
@TheMotionzElite
@TheMotionzElite 5 жыл бұрын
Barbers on base just try to speed run your haircut it’s horrible
@NoLimitsHtx
@NoLimitsHtx 5 жыл бұрын
When you don't know if your hairline is receding or you just naturally have a big ass forehead :(
@itsjustdorian8927
@itsjustdorian8927 5 жыл бұрын
Aye bruh it’s easy to do a temp and a fade... it’s easier for me to do a fade than anything .....
@ishmaelreed123
@ishmaelreed123 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh this big facts tho. Dont trust the military barbers
@Jyse_1
@Jyse_1 5 жыл бұрын
I’m weak😂
@bakari88ward
@bakari88ward 5 жыл бұрын
The best barber that I currently go to when I'm in my city is a black female. She cuts hair the best. My edges be sharper than the blade whoopi cut Danny glover with. 📖 ✋🏾
@PoorMan84
@PoorMan84 5 жыл бұрын
Military barbers and the barbers that surround the bases are Korean women
@maliekfuller7138
@maliekfuller7138 5 жыл бұрын
I thought Sams club owned Walmart
@ViewtifulJae
@ViewtifulJae 5 жыл бұрын
Fr thoooooo!
@ajperry1757
@ajperry1757 5 жыл бұрын
I actually wanna join the discord
@That_Guy_Izzy
@That_Guy_Izzy 5 жыл бұрын
Raikage?
@JDXTHEKID
@JDXTHEKID 5 жыл бұрын
Everything he sayin 100% true
@YouLoveSleepie
@YouLoveSleepie 5 жыл бұрын
Naw never have a FOB helper do ya shit! Ever got a fucked up haircut n had to shave ya shit to a lil island/Southwestside fade in Iraq? I have....
@LeektheChef
@LeektheChef 5 жыл бұрын
Man after this video, i had to pull the Andis out the closet for the one time
@BrandonNgs
@BrandonNgs 5 жыл бұрын
no lie I went to sams yesterday on my mama
@gphjr1444
@gphjr1444 5 жыл бұрын
Reddit is too toxic for tbh?? lol I mostly sub to a few select subs and stay away from the rest.
@HK47_115
@HK47_115 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like I should show this beginning 2 minutes to my peeps because every time they want to take me for a $50 haircut I tell them why would you do that when we got a pair of hair clippers and can do it right here? And you see the same dumbass in every fucking time. Peeps: don't you want to get cool designs and have a badass haircut? No papash! I don't want a badass complicated long-ass time consuming haircut. I never had and I never fucking well and I'm getting tired of you guys trying to get me to do this fucking no mess is mine when I care about nothing more they getting my shit shaved noun and a quick lineup. It's been the same every time and nothing's going to change about it. Always has been always will be. As black Hokage said if I actually want some more designs in Fades and what not then I'll go to a fucking Barbershop I'm not going to go to them anymore to do shit I can probably do it my home myself. or even have somebody else to it or at the very least cut most of my hair off and have somebody take care of the back that I can't see to make sure it's all even and smoothed out and then there we go, now has more money for toilet paper. That my grandfather will just take in Waist on a fucking lottery ticket
@shometsu_0278
@shometsu_0278 5 жыл бұрын
It's them Dominicans (Even tho they are good) but them Puerto Rican barber's that are the best
@blvckhudie1419
@blvckhudie1419 5 жыл бұрын
There use to be this asian women at lackland afb, and shawty could cut black hair better than anyone on base. Disappointed af she PCS'd
@grxpe_chief
@grxpe_chief 5 жыл бұрын
Aye TBH real nigga stuff I hope u eating good for thanksgiving
@N3Dream
@N3Dream 5 жыл бұрын
Black guy tales king 👑
@Bluegirl1777
@Bluegirl1777 5 жыл бұрын
I have a love/hate relationship with reddit
@xVacant429
@xVacant429 5 жыл бұрын
PX haircuts are trash. You’ll want to cry.
@astr0511
@astr0511 5 жыл бұрын
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