"Don't Waste My Time.." A Tsukishima Kei x Listener ASMR Non Spicy Ver

; ~ ; I hope you all enjoy this one, I tried my best to get his voice down though I think I got a bit to work on. He's such a fun character and I hope you have as much fun as I did making it :3
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[@sky-nt5rp]

me: nah I hate guys who treat me like trash Tsukki: you’re trash and short Me: awww love u too!!

[@anoun5760]

Relatable-

[@emilyburuca8884]

LMAO😭💀

[@leviworshipper6290]

Literally me

[@Imagine_RED]

I relate to this comment on a spiritual level.

[@erikarenatasetiana5055]

Lol thats me

[@fanyhue7]

When 2020 is scary but then there’s Yagami Yato

[@haijmehinata2437]

Fr

[@swagmaster3223]

@@haijmehinata2437 Haijme has ti1t3es people

[@pastadorkie4042]

Life saver

[@anoun5760]

Facts

[@alinstar4404]

FRR😌✋

[@cindydoan1337]

Me watching this at 3 AM: 👁👄👁 also me thinking how yama would feel: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@vinkvonk]

Cindy Doan Why did I spiritually feel that-

[@myabazan-ransom797]

WHY DID I THINK OF HISOKA

[@Luke-gq8sq]

Nah fam you just gotta pretend to be yama

[@SIX06_]

@@myabazan-ransom797 ME TOO!!

[@kookiemonster9709]

@@myabazan-ransom797 👁️🔶👄💧👁️

[@wherrsmysammy]

Us: omg you’re so tall! You look like a giraffe! Tsuki: Yeah, thats why you’re built like a baked bean. Us: A BAKED- A BAKED BEAN??? *embarrasses him 😳* Us: BAKED BEAN THAT, BAKED BEAN THAT!!

[@jeantrancy8552]

wherrsmydoodles TikTok be like- 👁👄👁

[@zayingimelrelojero9276]

Tiktok: 👁️👄👁️

[@vyn6924]

LMAOSOJDKDJD

[@pattiful37]

KZbin & Tiktok: *Looks at each other*

[@shawtygirl9468]

A👹BAKED👹-A 👹BAKED 👹BEAN?!?!!👹👹👹👹👹👹

[@eijirokirishima8946]

Tsukki: your shorter than me Me: yoUR TALLER THAN EVERYONE THO- Tsukki: I’m taller so what I say goes~ Me:biTCH TRY ME! I’m joking tsukki I love you- When I tell you I SCREAMED WHEN THIS WAS POSTED-

[@alexiabadeanca9586]

I also screamed when this was posted and my grandmother was concerned about my mental health

[@bialight]

I have a question, what Is the diference between this version and the other one? Im confused lol

[@Justaloveschilde]

@@bialight the nsfw is more you know spicy and interesting and this one doesn't have all of those things like less down graded

[@bialight]

@@Justaloveschilde Oh, i understand, thank u :D

[@cyra55401]

@@bialight don't watch the other one if u wanna keep your innocence please.

[@stick_1]

Tsukki: Little manager *Me gets mad cause he is calling me small even though its the truth*

[@sheluvherbo]

One Human felt 😔✊🏼

[@unknownuchiha7791]

I’m a 16 year old girl that’s 4’10 bro 😔

[@someoneweebish2829]

@@unknownuchiha7791 that's rough buddy XD I'm sorry I had to

[@tsukishimakei2097]

*Stares in 6’2*

[@sugawarakoushi2614]

Bruh I'm 5ft/1 🤦😓😓

[@misshatakeeee]

title: dont waste my time me: OR WHAT? YOUR GONNA COME THROUGH MY SCREEN AND BEAT ME UP AHAHAH IM SO SCARED

[@lavendersoup]

I want to be beat up by tsuki 👁👄👄

[@Justaloveschilde]

@@lavendersoup oop 😂

[@misshatakeeee]

@@lavendersoup honestly same-

[@misshatakeeee]

@@charmaineross5461 step on me and I'd moan

[@raybaker595]

BEAT ME UP BISK BEAT ME UP !!!!!!

[@kathrynnn1793]

Tsukki: you deserve everything that’s coming too you. Me: so like- death-? Tsukki: a kiss on the forehead

[@anoun5760]

I mean like- I kinda exploded at that part, Therefore I died SO your correct

[@inevitablyinlove]

I want the timestamp bc i forgot when it was someone pls give me the timestamp 😔

[@anoun5760]

@@inevitablyinlove it's at 10:35 UvU

[@inevitablyinlove]

@@anoun5760 omg thank u

[@anoun5760]

@@inevitablyinlove No problem! ^w^

[@princesspaulenemamaed819]

I literally smirked at the part he said "I know I look like I'm a giant pile of salt"

[@someoneweebish2829]

Well isin't he? XD

[@mchisenpai9373]

Same bro same

[@anoun5760]

I swear I embodied the Grinch when he thought of the "Wonderfully awful idea" as they put it when Tsukki said that

[@someoneweebish2829]

@Emerald Weaver lmao same XD

[@misericordia.]

Tsukishima: im taller than you me being 6’2: 👁👄👁 i guess

[@SIX06_]

Also me being 6'3" Time skip Tsukki is at least taller than us!

[@Rohan-fv8dn]

DAMN UR A WHOLE TREE IM 5’2-

[@comet8144]

White Reaper Y’ALL IM BARELY 5’1

[@ROBYNEKFJFKF]

Bro’s I’m 5,1 👁👄👁

[@Xiaoskinnyass]

Im 4'8

[@cloudy4694]

Tsukishima: you seem to have a mouth on you😏. Me: uh...👁👄👁

[@_Belphegore_]

I have NO MOUTH. I am coffee beans.

[@keilad.6226]

👁👅👁

[@someoneweebish2829]

How df are we supposed to eat then lmao XD

[@trqlxw4670]

Yamaguchi: 👁👄👁

[@joesphjoeastar6024]

👁️👅👁️ 💅🏽

[@JesusChrist-lh3eb]

Plot twist: *hes talking to a Dino plush*

[@zzzzzzzzzz5828]

Oop

[@jahanzubair2800]

ASAHI?!?!?!

[@heartsplatte2507]

Jesus what r u doing here-👁👄👁

[@sugawarakoushi2614]

Asahi!?

[@sugawarakoushi2614]

@@cole2849 👁️👄👁️

[@gabrielah6981]

My air pods where disconnected

[@averageanimelover_3450]

Ohhhhhhhhh dam u in trouble

[@someoneweebish2829]

May we please have a minute of silence for Soft1Gabyy

[@jasontoddlover2602]

LMAOAHEHTHG

[@toshchauhan2884]

......I'm scared for u

[@LinTheRula]

ISKSIDUSIWIIW PLSSSSS- BYEE

[@Bee-nd5wy]

“I’m a simple short person.” “If you make fun of me about my height....” In a high pitch voice: “I’ll bite your ankles!!”😁

[@shorttree996]

No. Use a baseball bat. It's if you are shorter.

[@may7594]

Try using a baseball bat OwO

[@mxmaess]

*oh sangwoo is that you*

[@stellaenriquez6627]

I thought you were going to say am going to break your Nico Nico (sorry if I spelled it wrong am tired) kneecaps

[@Bee-nd5wy]

Stella Enriquez WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THATHSJWKNDHDGWHDJDU LMAOOO (and don’t worry about the spellign, don’t know how to spell it either. Lolllllllll) whisper: I’m tired too

[@nixan96]

“Mom can you show me how you make that soup?-” Yagami:Posts haikyuu content “You know what frick it,Im gonna get my headphones”

[@nixan96]

Vinny I never really asked her-

[@raybaker595]

I'm make ramen good

[@jirousgf4690]

People can hear through headphones do not wear them around other people because if your sound is to loud other people can hear 🙃 Don’t ask how I learned that😭💀🙏🏼

[@themargaritaparra]

@@jirousgf4690 LMAO im sorry you went through that 😭

[@MoonLightsOfficial]

That moment when your so early it says it’s deleted 🗿

[@miyahtv5540]

i was like...wtf. 👁👄👁

[@MoonLightsOfficial]

Miyah TV same 🗿

[@shotajoon5449]

Kei: I’m taller than you so Me: and you can still catch these hands😤

[@Pxachy_Tea]

Sameeee

[@shreksswamp3058]

😂😂

[@justarandomperson9197]

tsuki:" I dont want a relationship built on something that isnt real" me: bro you're not even real...

[@maggiedyer591]

Bro- I was reading your comment right when he said that-

[@rainy._.dayss000]

Byeeee😂😂😂😂😂

[@lzyboii3548]

_yamaguchi has entered the chat_

[@Dazai_aep]

lmfao

[@aprilmae6946]

I could imagine him shifting here to listen to this

[@Mu_5713]

uh oh

[@mu1yth812]

O/////O I got exposed

[@saltkopp9694]

What

[@chuuita]

i wasn’t ready for this..

[@_Belphegore_]

Neither was i....Neither was i

[@keilad.6226]

Its 2020 no one is/was ready for anything thats been or is gonna be thrown at us.:( No im not okay.

[@ryledishman4583]

I love yagamis videos so much, also who else simps | \/

[@anoun5760]

Correction, "Who wants to stop lying to themselves about simping over Yagami's videos"

[@ryledishman4583]

Omg that's alot of likes

[@kimxhii2406]

@@anoun5760 correction: "Who doesn't simp over Yagami." (I Simp ngl)

[@anoun5760]

@@kimxhii2406 You corrected my correction.. Your a God U-U 👍

[@kimxhii2406]

@@anoun5760 why thank you 😊

[@minhoscatgirl7319]

I FELL IN THE CHAIR TRYING TO FIND MY EARPHONES AHAHAHA

[@ssibyl4376]

I want to commit double suicide with Dazai AHHHH SO RELATABLE I CANTTT😭

[@szamantha]

Wow you watchin now too

[@minhoscatgirl7319]

@@szamantha YES! I LISTED TO THE NON SAMMICH CUZ MY PARENTS ARE AROUND SOOO, I don't really trust my earphones huhu 👉👈

[@ririce7469]

My friend singing. Me sees that yagami posts:SHUT UP MY WIFE HAS DONE A GOOD THING SHUSH

[@Mister.Marauder]

Wait he's a girl!

[@Pxachy_Tea]

a̶ d̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶ yup

[@javamonster9293]

hazel weasley yup🤣 I was surprised too, it’s a blessing 👀

[@cloudy4694]

* gets to 28:51 *. Me: NOW LETS US PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST🙏😳(hes so disappointed in me rn😔)

[@elliejensen3096]

lol no kidding my god i didn't see that coming

[@marydatpotato7103]

9:45 (just setting a mark so I can go back 😌💅

[@user-wb8uy4yw5n]

BAHAHSHDHSH

[@sunglass225]

😳👌👌😂😂 don't worry we all goin in hell, i wish i can watch yaoi there without caring about sins

[@Nat_sok28]

I'ma be back 4:09

[@keilad.6226]

Tsukishima: Get past my block *sexy noises* Me: Youve never had oovoo javer 👁👄👁

[@unknownuchiha7791]

I-💀

[@qazm3635]

huh.😭

[@chloecalmes8100]

Lmaoooooo

[@keilad.6226]

WAIT I DONT RMEMEBER MAKING THIS COMMENT OR THIS VIDEO😓 IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE😭😭 GO ME, I GUESS😭

[@ciexra]

It’s actually, Oova Java

[@cristelle2054]

tsuki: i’ll just have to carry you. up you go me: *HES CARRYING ME?? HES CARRYING ME*

[@currentlyunavailable6534]

It actually hit right in the feels when. He said how am I supposed to look up to you when you're Eye-

[@Justaloveschilde]

Ikr 😂

[@rainc6362]

*Stares in 5’10* 👁👁

[@noah-cp7sm]

spare some height 😔🤚🏼

[@Bxxanz]

Pass a little over🤲

[@rainc6362]

kiyoshi sorry ✌🏾😎

[@rainc6362]

シDaniシ nope none for you 👁👅👁

[@peppapig-wq9sl]

5’10?!?! what are y’all eating i’m over here 4’11

[@cludyskies3322]

Tsukki: you're shorter than me Me: **offended angry noises** >:0

[@lawliet2056]

Him: you’re so short Me: 𝕊𝕚𝕣 𝕀’𝕞 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕤

[@nashwa6615]

I'm taller than this guy -_- 6'4

[@thatone4195]

As an below average height female I m offended- But also pleased

[@andrearios2099]

That one Same

[@anoun5760]

Relatable

[@larasc0re881]

Welcome to the other world gacha's

[@zandravirkkunen7979]

Same😅

[@lawliet2056]

I’m the same height as nishinoya and this ANNOYS me-

[@frenchie6067]

When he CALLS YOU A PIPSQUEAK 😳✨

[@someoneweebish2829]

It makes my blood boil >:|

[@hannah-vr2yv]

WHEN IS THAT TIME STAMP

[@tadashiyamaguchi9170]

@@hannah-vr2yv 11:54

[@lasso8842]

29:54 29:57 shaky breathe is now my fav kink

[@Nat_sok28]

😳ik

[@sensin3140]

ᐯOᑎᑎIY veep hUhzgHhhHhHgGuuHgG

[@inevitablyinlove]

@@sensin3140 The random letter sound like me trying to inhale while having an asthma attack. 🌚

[@valerymontes6852]

Ikr

[@gayemo]

Draco why

[@Bubblesisfrog]

Me forcing my friend to listen to this because she’s obsessed with him: 😌✌️

[@keilad.6226]

Damn, you is the best kind of friend.;)

[@anika7996]

i cant stand dub but i had to watch bc im a slut for tsukkishima ✨ edit: i love this channel alr

[@marydatpotato7103]

hagiahsjsbdjsnjshskshsk damn 👁👄👁

[@_kira_arik_]

I'm obsessed too with him, but not that much ;-; Ex: SENPAI MARRY ME! OMG! no. I'm not a fangirl, but i like him, so what??

[@goldenkheyette]

Lol here because of my friend lol

[@cake.plush0294]

Me: * scrolling through the comments * My Brain: QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY Me: But.., the comments are already good.. :( My Brain: Mission Failed we’ll get em next time-

[@raybaker595]

This comment was funny

[@cake.plush0294]

Ray ty I try my best ^^

[@raybaker595]

@@cake.plush0294 your welcome

[@Inkdemon69]

Same @Lindsey Martinez

[@shorttree996]

I made a new attack! It's called: Broken Ankles: Bat Style. I'll use it.

[@keilad.6226]

OH GOD, I CANT ESCAPE KS. NEITHER DID YOONBUM BUT BRO, LET ME HAVE ONE VID, ONE-

[@shorttree996]

@@keilad.6226 heheh...

[@oikawahatesme]

Sangwoo vibes...

[@cleancyclopsofplatinumbog339]

Lol I would so hit this one person w a bat rn 👀, but atm I am kinda crisp 💀🖕

[@spacecowbys]

spoilers for killing stalking sangwoo? more like ashes 😼

[@someoneweebish2829]

Me: *reading the comments and simling at the funny ones * "Why do you have that smile on you" I feel WATCHED-

[@keomtae]

BROO HE IS SO SALTYY

[@Pinkisacolor.]

BUT HE'S SO SEXXXYYYY

[@aminataka483]

So many flavors in the world but your salt is my favorite~~~

[@syria5922]

I-lmaoo

[@zemnigii8315]

XD

[@anoun5760]

Oh my god.. **Facepalms but also dying of laughter**

[@pattiful37]

Me is a Sushi, Ramen and has salt, Eating sushi, and ramen: 👁️👄👁️

[@crispy2471]

Kirishima Ejiro KIRISHIMA!!

[@rosynimi]

Video: 2 minutes ago Comments: 12 minutes ago Me: Is KZbin drunk again? 😂

[@aezeakfanfiction8584]

Tsukki: i don't judge you Me: lies! Lies! Lies! Lies everywhere!

[@Pinkisacolor.]

NO YOU'RE LIEING!!

[@zoui8201]

"GIANT BOTTLE OF SALT" OMG KEI IM GLAD YOU KNOW

[@RaymineJaymine]

“So that’s the type of person you are” *Gasp* *How do you know I’m a alien-*

[@lilajaylene]

Mina likes her men tall blonde and ✨g o r g e o u s✨

[@RaymineJaymine]

Lila anaya like bakugo- I MEAN

[@raybaker595]

@@lilajaylene you mean tall blonde and salty

[@lilajaylene]

Ray Baker like french fries :D

[@lilajaylene]

Ashido Mina MINAAA 🤣😏

[@omni_trash5362]

Me:It’s 1:00 am people why are you here...? Also me:listening to this-

[@waifu9279]

Him: I will just carry you.. Me: bruh I have leg's....NOT JUST YOU!!!!

[@Nat_sok28]

I'm faster than him😑 (me at 5'4)

[@izaqwp1885]

Im too heavy for him 👁💧👄💧👁

[@waifu9279]

@@izaqwp1885 girl, you're not the only one.

[@izaqwp1885]

@@waifu9279 Im glad ಥ⌣ಥ

[@tatachimmy4043]

I’m literally having my own conversation with this audio acting like tsukki is crazy💀

[@rawiniyuh]

Me waiting for the nsfw: 👁👄👁

[@someoneweebish2829]

You clicked the wrong one then XD Welcome to the innocent side XD

[@tsukki8319]

nO-

[@karosunomom3753]

Same

[@k1tten666]

idk why but i started crying -

[@huh7132]

Title: Don't waste my time Me: TOO LATE BISHH But like no joke I think you nailed his voice😔✌💕, and I hate to ask you but like I was wondering if you cod do a Tanaka one??👉👈 Its okay if you don't I understand its probably hard to get the voices down

[@nexseagren7956]

Tanaka needs love!

[@bakubitch7924]

Yeah, there's not much Tanaka asmr content that I can find on KZbin man

[@Justaloveschilde]

Omg yesss

[@kingpaxlee1240]

I need me some Tanaka 🥺

[@Justaloveschilde]

Ah yes she finally blessed us with our salty dinosaur 😚👌💝💗💞💕❤😳👉👈

[@ChaiTx]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN BLESSED listening to this, makes me love tsuki even more ngl 😳😳

[@hmm...266]

Tsukishima: “oh shut up or don’t and i’ll make you shut up the fun way” . . . Me: *starts ranting* hehe

[@Angel-pk1zz]

i got too this comment, the exact moment he said that- **awkwardly sends this message**

[@ollzier9341]

15:20 dude I thought that was my mon

[@pinkcheeks6023]

me, literally as tall as nishinoya: CALL ME SHORT ONE MORE TIME FOUR-EYES

[@poop-ss5cc]

IKR 😿

[@inevitablyinlove]

Me who is shorter than Hinata :: 🌚

[@andy-it4ew]

I'M SHORTER THAN NISHINOYA I'M NOT VIBING

[@jxksla]

NAH CAUSE ME TOO😭

[@catsonm3th]

*insert funny comment that gets thousands of likes and a heart from the queen* Day 26 of asking Yato for Bakugou or Kirishima or Deku or Todoroki or Hawks or Aizawa or more than one of them (if you’re comfortable with it mah queen) x Yandere listener

[@emuyee5086]

I really want more Yandere vids, I really like them, but only if Yagami is comfortable with it

[@Justaloveschilde]

@@emuyee5086 I agree

[@xxbl0odygutz]

brb gonna simp for him

[@meiheart]

Tsuki: you really do remind of... someone i used to know. Me: *singing the reff to Someone That I Used To Know by Gotye*

[@minty_xd9105]

Tsukki: your shorter than me Me: *look at the mirror* Meh:why mee :

[@LONDYN77]

*Him going on about how short we are* Me: BAKE BEAN THAT!

[@aminataka483]

who else was just cursing him out the whole video

[@yesss7248]

😌🤚

[@someoneweebish2829]

And trathening him for some reason XD example: THIS LITTLE PIP SQEAK LEGS CAN CICK REAL GOOD XD but yes same

[@jaypedrano5192]

To the point where I’m not even paying attention😂

[@ak1va]

@@yesss7248 omg yesssss i was like BiTcH tHaTs sO FuCkIn RuDe when he said somthin lol 😂😂😂

[@lia-ed8gb]

GIRL ME

[@luca_idontliveonthesecondfloor]

me: *5’4* tsukishima: *6’2* me: “IM NOT EVEN THAT MUCH SHORTER THAN YOU” tsukishima: “i’m two inches away from being a *foot* taller than you” me: “well- i’m taller than hinata~” tsukishima: “yeah well i’m not hinata.” me: “uh... i- thats not fair!” tsukishima: “you’re an idiot” me: 😔 tsukishima, so mean

[@luca_idontliveonthesecondfloor]

@@nyukaa TAKE IT, 👐🏻 I DON WANT IT

[@NoName-ve3sf]

"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! TURN IT UP!!"

[@alcoholicmango]

*me being someone who watchs the simmich ver* So this is what it feels like to be on the other side-

[@ryledishman4583]

What os the difference I need to know I watch both

[@alcoholicmango]

*Ryle Dishman* I guess it’s less spicy and there’s no simmich

[@alcoholicmango]

I don’t know I just got done with watching the simmich ver and I’m only half way in this XD

[@YOURDICTATOR]

Welcome to the side where people just want wholesome relationships and dont want kinkiness ruining wholesome moments 😔✌

[@Justaloveschilde]

@@YOURDICTATOR yes

[@notvy_07]

0:51 me when tsukki started laughing at my height Thats not funny. Stop thats not fu-.. pfftt HAHHAHAHAHA

[@denisemyg8605]

oikawa what are you doing here😳

[@notvy_07]

denise myg u-Uhm i can explain😳

[@gomenntsukkiii5745]

@@notvy_07 Can you??

[@notvy_07]

Kera Tetsurou i-

[@gomenntsukkiii5745]

@@notvy_07 Got an answer Oikawa~san??

[@beepinbopin]

half of me: as a bruh girl i am ✨ u n c o m f y ✨ the other half of me: wait nonononono he’s actually cute 🥺👉👈

[@aquarium_textingstories8639]

tsukishima: you didn't have to brag about it in my face me: sowwy are you okay

[@vkyvi]

YESSSSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING EEEEEEE NOW ALL WE NEED IS AKAASHIIIII

[@chloecalmes8100]

Yesssssssss

[@pucksucks8528]

I’m sad. He’s not real, and I can’t have a love life like this 😔

[@auschlitttsbtb722]

I TELEPORTED HERE AS SOON AS I SAW TSUKKI

[@alexrose6199]

Tsukki: so that’s the kind of person you are. Me: *looks up in fear from my solitaire game* W-Wut you don’t get to judge me- 😅

[@bakugokatsuki2302]

Literally tho 😭

[@trinlynn3019]

Tsukki: what your going to put me threw all that and not give me a first date Me: I mean shiiii

[@honjkz1899]

it's literally says posted 10 seconds ago.... IM EARLY

[@pattiful37]

Ayano!!! Big fan of yours!!! How's the simulator??????

[@honjkz1899]

Osana is getting to close to senpai...... **slowly picks up a knife**

[@PhoenixMilk]

Nice need help hiding her bodie?

[@honjkz1899]

yes! *senpai nearly saw but luckily he didn't see*

[@Pxachy_Tea]

I can help you with the others im a great distraction

[@MoonLightsOfficial]

ITS STARTED. OHMYGOD HELLO.

[@animeforlife8177]

Him:*saying I'm short* Me:*pissed because it's true*

[@alina6460]

Tsukki: do I make you a little shy? Me:*inserts tiktok* dO I mAkE yOu hOrnY bAbY

[@Pinkisacolor.]

THAT'S MY EGO THAT YOU STROKED XD

[@yuunishinoya3451]

SALTYSHIMA IN DA HOUSE!!

[@yuunishinoya3451]

@Evelyn Gonzalez OHHHH YEAHHH

[@niloginichandran18.92]

31:46 lmao "I wont accept wishi Washi answers" lol

[@jenybae3853]

LETS GOOO MY SALTY BOI IM COMING FOR YOUUUUUUU DADDY >~

[@kazoroni7]

I'm honored to make the likes turn to 69 uwu

[@ayanna7723]

Me being 5’7 and getting called short: 👁👄👁 now ik how y’all shorties feel....

[@liezelbraza6007]

Ikr 😔✋ and while me a 5'5

[@queennm4045]

Tsukki: haha you're short Me: i aM 5'8 GOOD SIR

[@queennm4045]

Daniel Stephens please delete this, and log off

[@foolwhip]

ah yes, finally another tall person😺

[@Unknown-rs2ix]

Tsukki: How am I supposed to look up to you Me: Are you mocking me!?!?!

[@krozlxmeow6743]

“ur sassy”... i-IF iF YOU WANT!

[@cityboy1946]

tsukki: calling me a pipsqueak me: ooooooh you wanna kiss me sooooooooo bad

[@_Belphegore_]

When i tell you I screamed i literally mean i screamed!-

[@sugarzxpixie]

YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR MR SALTY DINOSAUR LOVING TREE BOI

[@ktkndgy]

Omg ur pfp

[@madixn_6958]

Him: your not that short Me being shorter than Nishinoya: **happy short girl noises**

[@Mu_5713]

my dream is coming true

[@Katherine-dr8cw]

TSUKI didn’t know you had feelings like that

[@molly-el4kk]

I- oop-😂 How do you feel about video?💀

[@ethereal2562]

@dinoshima ༄ do u have tiktok?

[@Dallas-kx8mx]

13:44 THIS BROKE ME 💞💞💞

[@Dallas-kx8mx]

kuromiiiツ YES 🤩💞

[@infomanita7464]

OMG YEEES

[@yallhearsomething6467]

Not even a minute in and I’m already laughing. 💀

[@hibiscuswitch9289]

IVE NEVER EVEN BEEN THIS EARLy wtf but also your vocal cords are so amazing w t f 😤💖

[@multishipper8761]

Oh we have a real COMEDIAN over here folks with all em short jokes

[@andrearios2099]

I’m imagining Tsuki standing there...I’m 5’1. 👁👄👁

[@comet8144]

mE tOO

[@dearchangbin]

STOP THIS MADNESS

[@apcromwell5]

Suddenly I’m ✨ Y a m a g u c h i ✨

[@Iloveminecraft425]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[@syax3282]

i’m not short 😡

[@keilad.6226]

Something Tsukishima would probably reply with: Someones big mad, oh im sorry, S M O L mad.😌

[@mintymin3256]

@@keilad.6226 >:(

[@someoneweebish2829]

Me 95% of the time

[@inevitablyinlove]

@@keilad.6226 HAHAHAH IM SORRY IM SHORT BUT KSJKSKS

[@someoneweebish2829]

Me: *sees this post * Also me: yay time to be called short for 35 minutes straight :">

[@Yn-ik3ie]

Me: my mind telling me no But my body my body’s telling YESS 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@dannyeller3018]

Of all thumbnails, Yagami uses the one picture of Tsukki that gets my heart all *DOKI DOKI* 💓💓💓💓

[@gracelee940]

I knew he was going to pick on me for my height but I still wasn't ready😂😂 *Edit 1* Him: While I may seem like this giant pile of salt...... Me: She didn't just-😂😂 *Edit 2* Him: Those little pipsqueak legs just can't keep up with me Me: These little pipsqueak legs can break your ankles AND kneecaps so you shush xD

[@Justaloveschilde]

Oop 😂😂👏

[@_kira_arik_]

Him: talk about my weight Me: *angry nezuko noices*

[@lucifersheed4783]

Tsukki: *calls me short* Me: *laughs in tall*

[@comet8144]

*WEEPS in 5’1*

[@lucifersheed4783]

kyleigh nicole *chuckles in 6’*