"Pipsqueak.." A Tsukishima Kei x Listener P2 Non Spicy Ver

Today Kei gets into his deeper thoughts while still being a cute bully :3 hope ya'll don't mind the nickname xD CAUSE I THINK ITS ADORABLE IN ITS OWN WAY XD
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[@col2real]

Tsukishima: **Blinks** Me:........DATE ME

[@Sal-ym7pm]

**dies of laughter**

[@Yn-ik3ie]

Me: watching this My best friend: What are you listening to Me: * Not of your business*

[@jajakhawla587]

@Just Joe 🌬

[@phleoz]

If she/he/they breath she’s/he’s/their a simp

[@solmartinez6025]

Me: hey pass the salt Yagami: here ya go Me: **fangirl noises**

[@kyleenicole8888]

MEEEE HDRTGGSJJUGF

[@guun.j2950]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Sal-ym7pm]

**dies of laughter**

[@judyandrade6755]

I watch this I ate all the salt I need water HOLY WATER

[@deandrahanes5827]

Me: yeeeeeeessssssssssss!

[@sowul_0791]

Tsuki: “You’re so earnest with your feelings” Me: *maniacal laughter*

[@yourlocal_mustyshoelace.2423]

Lol

[@shrimpycatt3504]

XD

[@honey_bee4864]

Wolf Sowl I just have one question and that question is how do I join the yagami yato patreon

[@blue_aspen]

LMAO same

[@adris.sleepingwithsirens]

i'd probably tell him i watch sr pelo with captions on in my free time

[@lili-hu9fg]

Tsuki: “You can call me your demon King” Me: I’ll call you my salty dinosaur -_-

[@Pxachy_Tea]

Tsukishima kei *heavy breathing because I've loved dinosaurs for my whole life*

[@lili-hu9fg]

Tsukishima kei omg omg hiiiiiii ily🥺🥺💗🥺

[@Pxachy_Tea]

Tsukishima kei *incoherent happy noises*

[@Beebee-yi6ed]

Tsukishima kei CODE RED ITS OUR SALTY-SAURUS-

[@mycrew5703]

🦖🦖🦖🦖

[@cannibalbr1de8]

Me: ok i get need to log on to school *yagami posts* Me: *grabs my headphones* Me: my education can wait

[@sharmainegomez3088]

Wait- y e s

[@જેમકેએકસુપરપોસ્ટેડ.c]

me listening to yagami while learning 😀✌️

[@lebohangmofokeng4480]

@@જેમકેએકસુપરપોસ્ટેડ.c genius

[@sw3496]

K K mood

[@inevitablyinlove]

@@જેમકેએકસુપરપોસ્ટેડ.c me who will probs not be able to concentrate if i did that :: *accidentally writes pipsqueak instead of the answer*

[@sunniethesimp5674]

Kei: _"Pipsqueak "_ Me: _"Aight, but what about a SQUEAKPIP. I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT, HUH?!"_

[@thascrazyman6779]

Sunnie ik we have never talked, yet i feel like we are friends 😌

[@atom4130]

*pip pip cheerio*

[@inevitablyinlove]

@@thascrazyman6779 That be me when i constantly see someone's user commenting 💀. Like we aint friends or anything, but constantly seeing them makes me feel like we're connected in some way. 🌚

[@smaballllzzzzz]

How did you get 2k subscribllers?-

[@sunniethesimp5674]

Ohhh reallyyyy? Niiiceee

[@sowul_0791]

Tsuki: “You gonna do something?” Me: Probably jump off a cliff

[@Ghastlyreekz]

Me:👁👄👁 u:o heck I forgot dat I can’t swim me:jumps into water yay we both can’t soo we gunna drown

[@wolfin33r]

Lmfao same

[@ceriniti.]

Can I come? 👁👄👁

[@skinny5428]

mind if I join ✋🏾👁👄👁

[@blue_aspen]

I'd like to tag along if y'all are still here

[@daphinegarcia3557]

tsukki:we are in college 8th grade me: haha👩🏽‍🦲👁👄👁

[@skull1809]

Me in 7th 👁👄👁

[@sangwoosbat1525]

Me in 10th👁👄👁

[@pixelated0011]

Me in 8th 👁️👄👁️

[@saltyboytsukki3620]

S E N P A I B O T ボット same✨

[@daphinegarcia3557]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@VaishviShah-v2e]

Everybody : talking about speed, not getting sleep and going to hell Me : died hearing Oya Oya 💀

[@monif9723]

SFCGVBHJNVDBHSME TOO

[@Rex-gr8nz]

I thought that was just in my head 💀💀

[@pew269]

I literally passed away and came back to life just to rewind and die again

[@mashrg]

RIGHTYZKAJMXA

[@catra2810]

Sameeee

[@iits_cosmiic]

Tsukki: “you look like someone who’s been stabbed in the back before.” *me after I had been used by my entire friend group and some of my past partners:* oh, you have no idea dude :)

[@ericareyes7362]

Damn u ok there buddy?

[@Doubleboobs]

SKSHSBSJ SAMME 😹

[@pufferfish2320]

sending a virtual hug your way 💓💓

[@damnimtired2343]

That’s rough buddy... but jokes aside ( i hope u understood, if not then its awkward hehe) I wish you all the best❤️

[@joemumma708]

oof

[@thefernprince]

Tsukishima: and every kiss- Me: *bEgINs wiTH K*

[@inevitablyinlove]

I- 😭🌚✌

[@bawdyd8470]

Oop- when he said that my brain said “ KETAMINE”

[@-_-soulless-lover-_-9772]

same tho- like whAT DID HE EXPECT FROM A BUNCH OF DUMB SHITS?!

[@Pinkisacolor.]

@@bawdyd8470 a hydrochloride tranquilizer used in veterinary practice *that's all I remember from the sound* ✨😘✌💅

[@krieka]

"begins with 'kei'~" TvT

[@ivyngatia7191]

We all just raced to the comments

[@Lux_io]

YEP!!!!

[@nagitokomaeda4792]

But I was faster :)

[@isimpforanimeboys9225]

How did you know?-

[@catra2810]

Me: *listening to this with headphones with family* Also me: being the center of attention because of blushing so hard Edit: over 100 likes wow?!

[@Yvesloverr]

OMG I DID THE SAME

[@tadashiyamaguchi3618]

thats why im hiding under my blanket

[@Yvesloverr]

@@tadashiyamaguchi3618 oof

[@mia9375]

DAMN THATS LIKE A FULL ON SPORT😏 LISTENING IN FRONT OF UR FAMILY😶🤐

[@jenifermarixa9434]

400 now 😙✌🏼

[@dannyeller3018]

Tsuki: “Oya Oya?” Me: “Bokuto, Kuroo, and Akaashi have taught you well 😭❤️✨”

[@midnightwolf5803]

JAJAJAJA LMAO 😂 I-

[@Kali.69]

Lmao

[@itz_gremlin9351]

32:36 Tsuki: You can call me your king Kageyama: The tables have turned

[@bokutosthickjuiceass539]

LMFAO STOP ITS 3 IN THE MORNING AND AM DYING FROM LAUGHTER😭🤚

[@Nobody-yd2fs]

*The turn tables ;)*

[@kaycee4782]

Uhm yes I have a test In the morning I'm not trying to get caught laughing at 12:00...

[@adris.sleepingwithsirens]

*turnedETH kageyama is roulx kaard in haikyuurune, no changing my mind

[@3ngelhaft]

Lemme just call bokuto up📞

[@hitoshishinsou7781]

Him: I might be... Cold or whatever but I'm not heartless- Me: No shush, yes you are heartless and that's why I'm a major simp😌

[@ellybba6514]

Wait Shinsou- *What the fu-*

[@HimekoKimori]

“Pipsqueak” Literally Me: *BOI IF I GROW TALLER LETS SEE WHO TF IS THE PIPSQUEAK NOW-oh wait...* *I suddenly realize that I will never grow-*

[@Morgan-cl9ri]

Oh DAMN

[@kaminaridenki4449]

Bruh saaaaame

[@kaminaridenki4449]

"Same" almost autocorrected to Alabama LMAOO

[@Beebee-yi6ed]

Kaminari Denki Bruh Alabamaaaa XD

[@inevitablyinlove]

@chu bunz 8 f e e t

[@11kiteez96]

help im being held aganist my will to listen to this call the police

[@Lighterkeeper]

You poor thing-

[@11kiteez96]

@@RiftAudios yes 😥

[@11kiteez96]

@@RiftAudios im tied to a chair and kuroo and lev laughing at me , i dont think i can

[@11kiteez96]

@@RiftAudios he's yelling at lev to do recieves and lev is laughing he doesnt care about me

[@11kiteez96]

@@RiftAudios shoyo is probably kageyama

[@tearex9633]

Yagami: Tsuki- Me: BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COMEBACK

[@user-nh3tc9nr1s]

Yagami: **posts Tsukkishima part 2** Me: YESS SALTYSHIMAAA✨ Edit 1: DID MY BOI JUST SAY OYA OYA I CANT SIKVNEJDHF-

[@weird_weeb2129]

OMG IKR?! I was also freaking out, so far he's said it 2 times! 😌

[@kit1431]

THE OYA OYA WAS SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺

[@river5859]

SOME ONE GIVE ME THE OYA OYA TIMESTAMP

[@kit1431]

@@river5859 7:29

[@Leilani8669]

Kara Barrett your an angel

[@malayialynch7376]

Since no one has done it yet For all you fellow sinners this is the star of the show✨ 28:40 ✨😈👍😏😏😜 Edit - ✨wow thanks for so many likes ✨😭👍💜😅

[@akiesha_.]

Thank you im so ✨ h a p p y ✨

[@wonderofall4369]

Ty and time to look into the comments with one hands:]

[@bellarrie7241]

Omg I actually had to go check what version I was listening to😂😂😬

[@briannawashere8176]

Malayia Lynch I’ve been looking for this comment for like 10 mins

[@woofl494]

Malayia Lynch SO MaNy SINNERS, Including me :3

[@hollyfreeman1209]

“Pipsqueak” Me: *4’11* Also me:*𝚜𝚊𝚍*

[@texx00k55]

Cackles in 5’6

[@texx00k55]

Tristan Thompson uhhh-

[@theblairprojectt]

@@texx00k55 Cackles in 5'7

[@texx00k55]

LeBeeve tch that’s just one inch taller than me. 😌

[@kitkatkriz9395]

lol same but im 4'9

[@purechaos4737]

Him - “you think glasses are attractive?” Me- *going over the list of characters I simp for* Yukio (blue exorcist) Iida (bhna) Claude (black butler) Kyoka (Host club) Celty’s Doctor friend (Durarara) Me- noooo what gave you that idea

[@Speckledleafz]

*sees title name pipsqueak* Me: **in fact being short and small** i-

[@raginqtreazure]

4'11 squad qvq

[@sara-lu1ih]

*stares in 5’3*

[@mitsu8470]

4'10 gang wya

[@raginqtreazure]

@@sara-lu1ih STOP BEING SO DAMN TALL OMG

[@sara-lu1ih]

I don't like jazz but I make art take it i don’t want it😃

[@SA-xk4vi]

Me? Getting butterflies over a fictional ass character? MAYBE SO

[@whiteboygotdrip]

yeah, DEFINITELY not me🌚

[@adris.sleepingwithsirens]

CHAOS! CHAOS! Jevil was here ;)

[@stankeebo3268]

i saw that it was tsukishima, and i clicked so fast

[@stankeebo3268]

chu bunz thanks you 😼

[@sjoyjoys2569]

Me: IMMA SMACK YOU!! Kei: I’m surprised you didn’t slap me. Me: How did he- Me: YOUR A SADIST! 😡 Kei: Sometimes it’s fun to be a sadist Me:...😶 Him: Not as a boyfriend with his love- Me: You, sir, have awful taste 🤪 Him: But as a man with good taste Me: okay, hold up-

[@Sal-ym7pm]

WHAT HE IS HEARING YOU WHILE TALKING-

[@sjoyjoys2569]

anime weeb Literally my thoughts exactly!

[@mitsu8470]

LMFAOOOO💀

[@zay3054]

Tsuki : oya oya ? Me : ... Marry me

[@Bowl_Of_Rice]

Me: alright I think I’m actually going to sleep toni- Cece: C: Me: oh hey- wait how tf did you get in my house? Cece: window C: Me:*sees broken window* Me: My window- Cece: ill fix it ith flex tape later. Me: YOU CANT FIX SHATTERED GLASS WITH FLEX TAPE- Cece: Stfu and watch this C: Me: but I was going to bed- Cece: *WATCH THE VIDEO* Me: ok..

[@hitoshishinsou1994]

Eijiro Kirishima umm

[@leakukan2860]

Kiri why u here

[@hayyawl3433]

Eijiro Kirishima i ain’t gonna ask

[@hayyawl3433]

Shinso Hitoshi *I AM NOT GONNA ASK*

[@hitoshishinsou1994]

메아니 you don’t wanna know

[@lilac820]

Its litterally 3am rn i cant sleep. I have a family dinner tmrw. But this, this right here, is more important than sleep.

[@KissesHugssss]

It 7:37 I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR LIKE EVER

[@lilac820]

@@KissesHugssss OMG NO GO SLEEP SJSJSJSJS

[@KissesHugssss]

@Deempje_x I can’t this has taken over my life

[@lilac820]

@@KissesHugssss my human you should really sleep sjsjsjsjsjsjsj you can always come back to listen :) but sleep is really important! (Lol cuz i probs just got sick from not sleeping enough hehe)

[@KissesHugssss]

@Deempje_x ok ok fine

[@Thaothao-xs7uw]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again- the Bible app is free See y’all in hell!💋

[@joudi1738]

See you ✌️😌💕

[@cayleighclark3952]

Thanks for telling

[@_xmushyx_5436]

Oikawa-

[@Kali.69]

Fr

[@_xmushyx_5436]

@@Kali.69 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[@xen6697]

Tsukishima: *Breathes* Me: *breathes in heavily* *Demonic Screeches*

[@xen6697]

_.xBlueWolfiex._ ummmmmm nothing

[@11kiteez96]

@@xen6697 hi suga im listening to but not with my approval

[@xen6697]

_.xBlueWolfiex._ but you won’t tell him right?🥺

[@xen6697]

Kenma Kozume I’m just looking for my kids

[@11kiteez96]

@@xen6697 oh ok call the police for help though

[@kit1431]

Me talking to the friend I introduced Cece to: Promise not to tell a soul what you saw? Her: No one else was in the room where it happened 👀 Me:is that a yes? Her: uhmmm yes (For those who don't get it, it's a Hamilton reference)

[@b0wersganggirl790]

Yeah I know lol

[@mycahsmith9415]

BAHAHA

[@randomperson101dontmindme9]

I recognised it right away 😍😍😌😌

[@emmazomberg6990]

THE HAMILTON REFERENCES ARE WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR AAAAA I LOVE THISSSSS

[@kit1431]

Emma Zomberg 😂

[@vizzix_7912]

“No stream Tap to retry” OML 😭💕💕 Yato: “Pipsque-” Me: *I A M S P E E D*

[@unwrittensys]

I’m screeching. Tsukishima being somewhat wholesome? what is this place?

[@femizukumidoriya4427]

Why are you listening tho-

[@shoyohinata9180]

Tsukishima? Wholesome? WHAT IS THIS-

[@femizukumidoriya4427]

WHY IS NO ONE QUESTIONING HOW KENMA AND HINATA ARE LISTENING TO THIS!?

[@taehyungsmic6550]

wait why is kenma and hinata here- WHAT IS GOING ON !!!!

[@femizukumidoriya4427]

anime is everything EXACTLY

[@Ash-cp2ip]

Me:I am ganna go to sleep Yato:post* Me: *yeets sleep out the windowz Me:I no longer need that

[@nohackly__3854]

Tsukishima: Well, Pipsqueak My stomach: 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

[@Apparently-An-Otter]

Views: 29 Likes: 240 Comments: 112 KZbin's high again!!!

[@novace8332]

Tsukki: You’re in excellent shape Me, chubby: Do I lOok liKe

[@cryingqxx776]

Me to bro me to😔👊

[@Eriiii_x]

relate

[@aradiaackerman7720]

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE A FEMALE CAN MAKE US FEMALES FEEL LIKE THIS

[@mayapagliara6679]

✨lgbt✨

[@fakkinnefor]

🌌 g a y 🌌

[@midnightwolf5803]

🤧✨suddenly I forgot how to be straight✨🤧

[@thenightwalker1114]

I was vary surprised when i found out Yagami was a girl

[@autimamu]

either way i swing both waysss✨✨✨

[@zofiab1882]

Tsukki: pipsqueak~ Me, who is smol irl: *starts violently shaking*

[@iisquiddiesquid]

My god I love this man. Help- "OyA oyA?~" Asahi save me. My heart

[@yasminsroom]

JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD

[@prettyrandomtaco477]

Yagami:[posts] Listeners: OUR QUEEN HAS RISEN!!! AND HAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

[@ghostwashere8585]

THE WHEEZE THAT I LET OUT WHEN I SAW THIS NOTIFICATION-

[@annaalcid5075]

I REALLY WANT TO LISTEN TO ANOTHER SUGA ONE SINCE HE SOUNDS SO SWEET AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME!!!

[@th34lyx96]

F e l t

[@jaimepearl2515]

^^ yup

[@shoyohinata9180]

Most boys are either cute or hot you pick one not both-(i don't know where i am going with this)

[@boo.h0e321]

@@shoyohinata9180 but then out of NOWHERE when god was mixing in his little mixing pot

[@shoyohinata9180]

@@boo.h0e321 He was like let me do both! So he took hot and he took cute and put them in the mixing bowl!!!

[@insertnamehereplease3202]

Tsukki: You can call me your king and you can be my servant forever. Just kidding I wouldn’t disrespect you like that Me who has listened to the Karma playlist 10+ times: Oh no sweetie I don’t min

[@insertnamehereplease3202]

chu bunz not gonna lie I cried when he cried

[@brandtproductionsofficial]

Someone else binge listening to karma: Me: 👁👄👁🤓😭✌🏼

[@soobert]

Tsuki: “barkin up the wrong tree, eh?” Me: dude, u are a tree 😒

[@adris.sleepingwithsirens]

tsukki: i love you me: aww i love you too tsukki: more than i_o? me: *know your limits.*

[@Stephlo1106]

7:31 “oh? Oya oya?” LIKE WOW OMG WOW!!!!

[@moosh5030]

"You look like someone who's been stabbed in the back before" Me: Is it that noticeable??

[@unknownhacker69921]

9:34 you think glasses are attractive don't you 16:10 you crazy hot thing you~ 17:05 i was a salty little b*tch 21:42 this is one handsome puppy 🐶 25:52 i need you 27:42 kissing you~ 27:44 *kiss* Shove you against the wall 9:19 You told me you could be someone 26:18 You told me you believed in me 26:24 God that's the most stupid thing I've ever said 28:38 But I'll be damned if I don't get a kiss out of it 28:42 Your totally a pipsqueak 🤪 30:07 When i trail these lips right here against yours and I hesitate this kiss for long as possible but you know it's coming and when you lea-*kiss* least expect it i strike 34:46

[@angrycoffeegremlin7146]

Best comment, how are you not in the top comments

[@unknownhacker69921]

@@angrycoffeegremlin7146 i honestly don't know 🤨

[@Bee-nd5wy]

I clicked so fast that it won’t even load-

[@gena4285]

Him: “you really wanna get inside this brain of mine” Me: yes I bet you have NEURONS

[@BrainMeltingASMR]

FUN FACT: The 3 most common languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English

[@mangasexualfreak8070]

Ooh

[@hiidrawstuff4534]

You learn something new every day

[@user-gi3ts3tm5j]

Тут есть и русские, мы просто шифруемся :)

[@mitsu8470]

:0

[@mangasexualfreak8070]

@@mitsu8470 Hold on a second-

[@spacebun6881]

"pipsqueak" me, who is indeed smol: i- you say what? >:o *puffs up cheeks*

[@kannakamui5872]

🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Hi-rc7ls]

2:23 and 7:30 tsukii : oya oya~ kuroo : you stole my line!

[@arleitacarter628]

Oya oya

[@roberta1406]

miss yato, i have to say that you got Tsukki’s voice perfect 🥺💖 you’re so talented i stg, you made his voice perfect; not too deep but deep enough. really good job on this!! keep up the amazing work 😌💖 (tsukki is definitely my fave out of your haikyuu audios!)

[@sarixuuu3836]

Tsuki: *exists* ｍｅ：　*ｃｈｏｋｅｓ*

[@sunnou8456]

Me earlier today: I have something really important that I’m gonna comment on yagami’s next video, early so she can hopefully see it. Me now: wtf was I gonna say

[@tenyaiida2265]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP AND THEN YOU-

[@spencer7049]

I was already a huge simp for this salty dinosaur. This just increased it

[@zarneshablake1810]

Me: anime- Yagi: nahh simp time Me: who is it Yagi: -pulls out Tsukishima Me: YESS -gets under blankets-

[@taehyungsmic6550]

“You gonna do something” Yeah probably get hit by three buses why ?

[@jkiiee0]

Tsuki: *talking sweet to me Me:kissss me kiss me kiss me dude listen kiss me

[@Zun4Zun]

32:36 Tsukki:You can call me your king Kageyama be like: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?! BOKE BOKE BOKE Me be like:I thought kageyama hated getting called king😐

[@sunniethesimp5674]

*_ah yes, the ground here is made out of ground._*

[@swayyyun]

I see you everywhere 👁👄👁

[@iwaizumisarms7483]

When i saw title i was like : OMFG

[@anubisva6050]

the oya oyas im sorry i just- I CANT STOP LAUGHING I LOVE THEM XD

[@akimae6064]

Before I listened I danced around the room like an idiot-

[@jarelita]

Same

[@Eta.Aquariids]

Me: on a zoom call My teacher: why are you so red? Are you ok? Me: on the verge of dying of cuteness: yEs, Im oK Edit: MY AIR PODS ARE DYING SHIT, IM OY HALFWAY THROUGH

[@ILOVE_WAVETOEARTH]

Why am I flustered every time he says Oya Oya 😂😂

[@skull1809]

your not aloneeeeeeeee...............

[@smluvly]

me: oYa? tsukishima: 2:23 me: OYA OYA OYA

[@crispycrunchycicada8454]

HJBJBHBNLBKJVHJ HAHA I GOT SO FLUSTERED AND I WAS TRYING TO PLY TETRIS WHILE LISTENING AND I WAS ABOUT TO BEAT MY HIGH SCORE AND THEN HE SHOVED LISTENER ON THE WALL AND I GOT WAY TOO FLUSTERED BHDJBHHHVSBHJBHJJBH I LOST AND NOW IM CRYING Edit: HAHA YA BOI JUST GOT 69,420 WHILE ON LEVEL 15 I FEEL LIKE A GOD

[@reastismyname5958]

I wanna give this big salty boy a hug... HE IS AFRAID OF GETTING STABBED IN THE BACK!!!

[@angel-jb9hw]

SHE ALWAYS POSTS ANOTHER ONE YESSSSSS FINALLY EARLYYYY

[@15lilith]

TSukishima:you think glasses are attractive to. Me: I wear glasses to u know tsuki😑 TSukishima: me to Me: 😐😖 why did u have to whisper that! (also I literally am obsessed with some anime boys with glasses also love your videos yagami! 😂👌✌️💖❤️🤣)

[@justinekasanga5847]

Same bro

[@kyle-uq4vk]

the way he says oya oya and pipsqueak... i fall deeper and deeper for this man every single minute

[@urbanbandall_z291]

If she makes a Tendou one I’ll die

[@Karma-wt7rx]

✨ M E T O O ✨

[@lowkeydam-4877]

SAME

[@lynnf2574]

She made one

[@mitsu8470]

She made one dont die

[@thirteen5869]

pls take me with u.

[@alexandracinco1706]

tsukki:"what's the difference we're in college now" me:ENNNGGKK DO YOU REMEMBER THAT YOUR ONLY A 1ST YEAR IN HIGHSCHOOL HUHHHHHHHHHHH!?

[@chococatrio]

I WAS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT ITS SELF

[@marymadison3768]

Who els is just hiding in the comments while listening to it 😂

[@laurenhamlin5499]

Mary Madison that’s my cover- 🙌

[@1ts.Zo_]

MEH

[@bakugoukatsuki2742]

"You think glasses are attractive so do I" Me who wears glasses: oop

[@HqFan4]

SAMEEE AYEE

[@bakugoukatsuki2742]

@@HqFan4 lmao

[@Kileysvlogs21]

Me too tho

[@buncinna]

"NO STREAM" me: LET ME INNNN I BE THE I G G Yyyyy also me: lemme finish watch the bread bank vid

[@denise.5460]

My friend : you should listen to Yagami Yato, i loved the tsukki one Me watching Haikyuu on sub : 👁👄👁

[@skull1809]

Friend : *sends tsukki audio cuz I am a simp* Me: YES YES YES YES YES-

[@briannawashere8176]

Salty: I’m human Me: well no fucking shit you deenysour

[@hotsouq9247]

I feel like everything he says is so sexual 👁👄👁

[@karmaanony]

y’all.. hear me out.. terushima... like so she can see this😳

[@terushimayuji3742]

Yeah like who wouldn't want to hear me 😉

[@inevitablyinlove]

@@terushimayuji3742 when a fictional character's ego is higher than your self esteem

[@cassiem9995]

@@inevitablyinlove listen to mine first please(ʃƪ＾3＾）

[@yesss7248]

So for obvious reasons I will be putting my camera off on online class because I currently look like this 👁///////👄///////👁

[@maljoestar5727]

Tsukishima: you are kinda of short compared to me Tsukishima: **6'2** Me: **5'3** oh really I haven't noticed òwó

[@gigibarci7295]

can we all just take a moment to appreciate how she made tsukishima-

[@sobber9502]

You gonna do something? Me: you-

[@swaggerwoman]

I've been waiting for another one, TURN IT UP

[@Kate-de5wi]

“You might be in decent shape but you’re no big scary monster” Me an actual 6ft tall weight lifter: suuurrreee

[@hiidrawstuff4534]

Me, a 5ft potato “Are you challenging me?”

[@5mokeem]

THE FACT THAT I MANIFESTED THIS UGHHH TYYYYY

[@leitsuu]

RIGHT

[@keitsukkisima94]

Yams has this on repeat in his room and squealing.....HELP

[@beefburgercheeseburgermcch4898]

BRING DA HOLY CROSS, wait nvm this isn’t NSFW anYwAyS he safe he just likes u🤩💅

[@adris.sleepingwithsirens]

*ACT *Explanation *You tell Yamaguchi that he is NEVER going to be Noelle in Haikyuurune, he's going to be Lancer *Yamaguchi starts questioning his life choices, after all... they don't matter =) *You know who Tsukishima is going to be, right Kris? *Kris blatantly tells you that Tsukishima is going to be Susie in Haikyuurune *Tsukishima seems to have accepted the offer

[@myfuckingsplean9022]

“You’re so earnest with your feelings how do you do it?” Years of trauma to the point of don’t give a fuck.

[@user-gz5px4ux8b]

Every time Tsukishima says: oya oya and pipsqeak ☟︎

[@somehumansomewhere2563]

Him: anime glasses- Me: **frantically presses nose bridge**

[@morningglory9501]

Yes yes yes we are all going to hell, none of us get sleep, and we are all lonely. But can we talk about the Oya Oya?