DON'T Wipe Your Nose - Almost Friday Podcast EP #63

[@celly-_]

it’s actually ALMOST friday. great job fellas

[@CragDawgs]

Was friday for 35 minutes here already sorry

[@doglog5748]

It is right now too. 1 hour away from being Friday, exactly 1 month after you posting.

[@mr_hands_]

The funniest part of this whole ep is Liam's thousand yard stare when the pumped up kicks chorus comes in and he accepts defeat lmao

[@turd__ferguson]

he knew he was utterly out performed

[@elsafinstad]

Emily had her eyes closed driving

[@_anthonyf]

engine purring, speedometer rising, eyes closed so tightly I can hear my brain vibrating… yup, it’s almost friday !!!

[@Smitty.Werben]

Oooooo

[@badvybes7162]

12:03 They should do a new segment where Will talks about the "books he's been reading"

[@ImPrismuh]

I feel like that list would be: “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” “The Bible” “Hidden Secrets of the Dothraki” “How chairs are made” “Is 27 too late to grow my first pubes?”

[@masonmartin2128]

Hey guys! Love the pod. The one thing I would change is all the downtime in between the ad reads. It makes it harder to watch and enjoy when I have to skip through all the extra stuff so I can hear you talk about prizepicks and southern comfort. Otherwise I love it!

[@Smitty.Werben]

Ads suck but it pays the bills

[@cactusheater7981]

Yes dude another Cullagh classic!!! Classic Cullagh is back again dude!!

[@carstenpfundt]

Textbook Cullagh!!!

[@Smitty.Werben]

Oh that cullagh!

[@nickcangaming]

Only one problem Constable…. You left the cheese in the trap 😎🤙🔥🙀💯

[@prestonbowden]

This episode feels like bugs in my skin while I drive with my eyes closed

[@glitt.r]

In the best worst way possible

[@thatonedude4249]

This podcast makes me want to drink at work

[@louisosornio6873]

The interaction at 40:30 while not making eye contact made me piss myself laughing, great stuff fellas

[@andrewkroll4155]

“Ka-Chow” to getting top is the correct response

[@wontontoni]

You just got BINDERED!!!

[@kylerquincey]

love the full circle of hearing the craziest bird search on playdate pod then seeing it here

[@devinzalec3496]

i just came from watching that video and now seeing this made me laugh

[@user-hn6ld5zb5q]

New segment has me pumped, love the creativity and just a great concept

[@madddie.]

unironically you guys suggest the best movies/shows/books i always end up watching and reading them

[@ImPrismuh]

I woke up 3 hours ago but I still have not opened my eyes thank you brail

[@Summit9900]

the pumped up kicks part is crazy

[@Christianfranceepic]

Every time they switch to the face cams I still think it’s that sportscasters getting head bit

[@gracie.a]

genuinely great episode this week love the energy

[@F3RAL3NTITY]

3:54 dude listening to this was insane💀 will saying “this is Emily” followed by spine chilling mortal screams

[@willtree11]

“She an outkast she can hold my flute” is an underrated line lol

[@tamtheham]

What’s “Therapy Couch”? I’ve never heard of this before. Maybe I’m not thinking straight. This huge winter jacket is making me overheat

[@mollago]

Wow I can't wait to use Square Space, just like all the other highly sophisticated listeners of this podcast

[@dr_redbanRL]

I use BetMGM!

[@Spatlet]

In the car I sat with dreams to chase, Eyes closed tight, a reckless embrace. But alas, a surprise, an unexpected chance, A moment awkward, a dance in my pants. Amidst the journey, a giggle, a sigh, A tale of folly, beneath the sky. Yet in mishaps, humor finds its start, A messy ode to the beating heart.

[@reidhanson4755]

Love how Emily gets shit on but is always smiling and laughing. True friends right there

[@Alexshmalex724]

“And you think that’s a universal experience?” Had me cackling 😂

[@nickmertens4888]

I love the playmates Easter egg there

[@drizzyenemy4882]

The episode was great. Hilarious. So therefore I want it to be longer

[@scully6703]

Absolutely cracking up at the new segment. Get it. No but rly pod gets somehow more funny every week , great ep

[@thewilwhite]

The craziest birds from the playdate pod still being up is awesome

[@lulws4940]

I’ve been watching since the early teens episodes and I am now being confronted with my mortality on episode 63, a year of my life has flashed by

[@claires1063]

Anxiety after a car crash is so real Also fyi if you ever find someone's ID, you can drop it in any USPS box, and it will be mailed to the address on the ID.

[@Redsnausage]

First time watcher, i much prefer not knowing what therapy couch is and just figuring it out as we go

[@maxcutler8049]

Our liam?

[@lena257]

Please tell us your sci-fi book recs Will

[@kd8506]

Not gonna lie first 2 minutes of this pod had me laughing out loud, and it was gradually down hill from there. Keep it up guys

[@malikcohen9777]

“Certified hood classic” Liam proceeds to say Mac miller after 😂 49:24

[@spicysauce_]

My favourite part of this podcast is that it's so unforgettable, I can come back later and think, "Huh, I don't think I've heard this one yet"

[@theendoftheworld9921]

Was actually writing down those books you were mentioning, would love to hear more in passing, doesn't need to be a whole topic of discussion

[@shaylnbaby10210]

When Liam asked "what was her vibe" good fucking bye 😂😂😂😂

[@gonemild]

Would love to enter an alternate reality where Angus actually got to finish his Cars character…

[@squeezeslemons]

Can you explain therapy couch for the listeners at home?

[@Atokad312]

Yeah I'm not really sure what that means and what they said, like I get they were talking but I don't understand

[@em1lyv]

“nothing im a lunatic” had me absolutely screaming

[@melishaukeland9590]

Oh boy, I was starting to think that I would have to get through this workday by myself!

[@AmishParasite]

Got to see Liam in Philly great set great dude

[@christiankolaga7878]

first watch of the pod. was really confused during the therapy couch section. what was goin on there?

[@smirks3068]

I was confused by that too, ever since I watched that part I’ve been wandering around in the biggest winter jacket I could find, not sure why

[@calvinthegreat69]

I need a link for that B. Pat video. I couldn't find it on soundcloud or youtube.

[@Ellieidle]

I also looked, can't find it. I really love how both their sketches and Cracker of the Week has me looking for music

[@samaraisnt]

liam so overeager to give head this epi lol

[@calvinperkins6000]

why does the redhead girl always wear a hat?

[@texbroadbear4635]

Will, if you're looking for a fantasy book series ya GOTTA read the Stormlight Archives. Shit changed my life.

[@donnylavs]

only 10 more months until next book too

[@connor9603]

start of the episode was strong, the no i’m not kidding from will before the sewer punchline was so lethal

[@coozieray]

I keep having to pause to drink my coffee cause you guys make me laugh 🤭

[@bigmanting4041]

Classic angus and cullagh on fite!

[@Azihayya]

You all know how supportive I've been for Liam through his process of recovering as a sex pest. I'm so proud to see you taking a stand against AI generated pornography, Liam! Keep it up, bud. Recovery isn't easy, but you can do it! We're still rooting for you to get to therapy!

[@thegobber8603]

SCAVENGERS REIGN IS SO GOOD BRO Angus with the w tv show suggestion

[@gelocide4924]

Liam's freak out about the nose wipe got me good

[@Dave-jq8zm]

I crashed my car flipped it 7 times 6 dead plenty more injured being charged with reckless driving and operating a vehicle with my eyes closed. Lucky I was able to finish listening to the rest of the episode in the hospital. Hope I beat the case!

[@aliasjsjsjs8783]

I’m loving the new seg

[@deehill6719]

Only here for the wipe your nose rant im hollering 😂😂😂

[@henryheydon9025]

Any clue what was going on during that therapy couch segment? Was so lost it really needed an explanation.

[@m6cole]

My town on Long Island definitely had the guy with the winter jacket walking around

[@theendoftheworld9921]

Yall got me laughin thinking about Nathaniel Scorch again 😂

[@junglebuoy5708]

Merch is fire btw 🔥

[@shawba_ranks]

It’s the electrical storm call back that has me hooked

[@shawba_ranks]

What the hell, I wouldn’t write that gay comment, this thing must be glitched or something

[@John-v8v6b]

my town had the winter coat guy

[@Youngillidan]

Can’t find that B Pat song anywhere. Anyone have the link or title?

[@katielegate]

just here for Emily mainly

[@catclarke9638]

new here, what is therapy couch?

[@Neck520]

Closed my eyes the entire time

[@nickolasoatley]

Finally... Been up since zero dark thirty waiting for this.

[@reagan985]

what's therapy couch?

[@ImPrismuh]

Idk I was honestly so confused like they could’ve explained it or something man it threw me off

[@carltheporcupine]

the wipe ur nose rant was so funny 💀

[@Spatlet]

In pants of mud, a daring delight, Bugs beneath the skin, a curious sight. Driving blind, eyes closed tight, A risky journey, through day and night. Mud pies and bugs, a wild romance, Adventures unfold in a risky dance. Eyes shut, yet the spirit soars, A whimsical tale, where danger explores.

[@humanure0]

thanks spatlet

[@Girtharmstrong69]

I tried to go to your website but I need help because I can't spell friday

[@morganparker9305]

Holy shittt how did Complete come up organically on your feed Liam? 😂😂 he is such an aussie rap throwback and such dark lyrics 😂

[@johnsmithson4479]

Spiritual successor to the Gus & Eddy podcast love it

[@DrRickySpanish]

Bought tickets to Houston. Doing my part 😤

[@checkyesmarisa]

Wait where is bpat located ? Not gonna lie that song was fire and it’s stuck in my head and I need the whole thing

[@Potato24681]

Can’t find the bpat song I’m so mad lol

[@Potato24681]

Turns out this is just a freestyle. He did on TikTok using his other music videos in the background. He’s supposedly releasing it on Spotify later this week

[@finnfalcnr]

Watching this at 11:50pm on a Thursday

[@gripnsip3000]

Lmfao b pat!! I've met this dude, he's from michigan. Went to one of his big parties once, someone got stabbed around 1am and everybody ripped out of his parents' backyard fast hahahahaha

[@jt-fi9wj]

wait im so confused on what therapy couch is...

[@CH12347]

5 stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I wrapped my 2012 Nissan Altima around a telephone pole laughing at this podcast! 😂 😆 lol!!!

[@bigspaget9689]

Deadset thought B patt was theo von and he had a wild underground rap career

[@BedlamiteRHCP]

God it's so fkin close to being Friday. And now I know. Thanks team

[@Fegty333]

Love the Faces reference RIP Mac

[@TheDailyLearner]

Need 2 came on in the background of Will's therapy couch... hit deep

[@beelea3]

42:04 When I was in Florence Italy we saw a man wearing a massive winter coat in 110•F weather. So yes, William. Every town has one. Just because you didn’t notice yours, don’t be rude to the rest of us observant Individuals.

[@jakesullivan8339]

Can't belive it's not more than hour this week 😢

[@lukecatsntea]

I wish these were 19 hours long

[@lainarae2461]

Glad you’re okay, queen Emily ❤

[@littleguy8714]

I’m so scared that people can hear what I’m listening to in my headphones rn

[@thekillers1stfan]

22:35 "Taylor Swift PAWG" ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@RigbyMadewell]

Will, unironically read the book A Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge. My favorite hard sci fi book

[@derekthefilmguy3120]

So maybe Im behind but are the skits done for good? I been missin em more than usual lately 😪

[@cactusheater7981]

Good ep

[@elliot4710]

great ep

[@carolinesack1829]

As always guys, hard watch but I made it to the end ❤

[@logzzzz]

what is therapy couch tho?

[@drizzyenemy4882]

41:00 😂 hilarious