Donald Trump full speech at Al Smith Dinner in New York City (Oct. 17, 2024)

Former President Donald Trump delivered remarks at the Al Smith Dinner, which benefits New York City Catholic charities, in NYC on October 17, 2024.

[@thatleftyjames2893]

Can't deny the man has balls of steel. Right to everyone's faces

[@garyjackson3531]

It's a roast.

[@BOLDBANGER]

@@garyjackson3531 remember the meme guy from 2016 with the eyebrows and quick changing expression? great times!

[@herecomesforego1787]

If he had balls he wouldn’t be there

[@micdeliciousproductions8860]

@thatleftyjames2893 get out and vote. Vance is in the wings ready to be around for decades to right these woke wrongs

[@J_N969]

@@herecomesforego1787 true michelle has balls and not there

[@tetelestai5736]

He crapped all over these snakes while campaigning right in their faces If that ain’t savage I don’t know what is

[@hopeewing5583]

@@tetelestai5736 😂😂and Bloomberg never cracked a smile. He was so mad and sunburned 😂😂

[@humblyright]

It’s not savage, it’s bad taste. if you’ve ever seen this dinner before there’s a lot of pointed jokes traded at each other but what trump did is unfunny & uncouth.

[@DaveM-j1n]

@@humblyright it savage. And Trump was awesome.

[@thomasmacon7782]

BIG TRUMP EASTWOOD 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🥏👆

[@thomasmacon7782]

​@@humblyright🏳️‍🌈.?

[@jean-paullederer5367]

"Don't worry about me making jokes about Tim Waltz when he's not here." "He'll say that he was!"😂

[@Consolidate7740]

That was great but he should’ve added that, “Don’t worry Tim We already know that you Misspoke and that you are also a Knucklehead”

[@malsonmichael7920]

Ooh no... now that's a low belt 😅

[@malsonmichael7920]

​@@Consolidate7740😅

[@katsebo5526]

Brilliant 😂

[@gregwaters1482]

Yes Trump did a great job reading what someone else wrote for him.

[@letsboogie4408]

Bro is surrounded by his enemies, still cracking jokes at them, hilarious

[@sepphuber7434]

"If Democrats really wanted to have someone not to be with us this evening, they would have just sent Joe Biden." 😂

[@jiafei6833122]

so many bangers, this was definitely one of the better ones. almost made me snarf.

[@Kymrs]

funny how Bidens age was an issue but tRumps is not? All I heard was tRump roasting himself. His crimes, his infidelity, his indictments. He brought it all up in his attempts to diss others. Its sad that so much of america can't see whats going on before your eyes. When did catholics stop caring about morals or the character of a person?

[@NEbluefire]

Is that word for word exactly as he said it? That's very awkwardly written. People on the right just aren't very funny.

[@tweeterthemonkeyman383]

FDT

[@aroberts3213]

@@tweeterthemonkeyman383 nobody cares what you think leaf

[@heinous70]

Okay, how many of y'all watched Schumer's face the entire time?😂

[@Jaysontour]

I zoomed on chuck he actually did laugh a few times. But tried really hard not to show it

[@tor-vp2wu]

I think he knows they're going to rig it again..at one point he shakes his head and makes a quick lips are sealed gesture when Trump was talking about the polls.

[@Dirk-gg1nv]

Schumer is a slimy jew

[@AP-rg7wi]

Bloomberg and Kraft's faces too.

[@danielgroarke6103]

Dracula Schumer

[@JuanTorres-ow2ob]

"Why take shots at myself while people have been shooting at me" That's comedy gold. 😂

[@milesmcmillansr999]

Funny as sending putin Covid testing machines while American people were dying.

[@TheSimidog]

@JuanTorres-ow2ob well you're easily pleased. Simple I would say.

[@monaferner8064]

Absolutely

[@phillippac.7469]

@@TheSimidog You didn't find it funny? Loosen up😂

[@RandallJacobs-bp8uw]

@@phillippac.7469 How can you expect a Dem shill to loosen up 🙃

[@francischika9740]

What's not to like about this guy 😂😊😊 Absolutely love him

[@Mioppinion]

Exactly!

[@Walter-b7e6u]

Shumer he had that seating on purpose.

[@naturemeditation3751]

‘White dudes for kamala …white dude wives and white dude wives lovers are voting for me’ - Absolute legend 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UnpopularOpinionzzz]

These are white dudes who make breakfast for their wives and her lover in the morning. ❤❤❤😘😘😘

[@HectorPerdomo-q8g]

Best line of the night

[@KaiserBlade]

EPIC.

[@marcbernicker206]

Who wrote these lines? They deserve some credit..very funny stuff

[@gregwaters1482]

Yes, thank heavens Trump can read what was written for him.

[@HomeAtLast501]

What's wrong with Bloomberg? It looks like he simultaneously washed his face 150 times with rubbing alcohol and also turned to stone.

[@juliebittinger46]

He does!

[@erinrife]

He’s drunk on adrenochrome.

[@GBelly-tf9sq]

He saw his name on the Epstein list.

[@myngaf1172]

He never cracked a smile

[@rz9084]

So funny! So true! Why isn't Bloomberg laughing?

[@drid2507]

The ultimate pay back is when he defends Eric Adams against his own party. That's beautiful. Beautifully savage!

[@davejohnson9474]

1st thing that popped in my head was what Carlin said decades ago. "It's a big club and you ain't in it." Looking at this room full of powerful billionaires that have known each other for over 40 years and you can see why they turned they're back on Trump!! Chappelle said he walked out of that house where they were all party and told us common people, "we are doing everything in that house that you think we're doing" then went back inside the house!! Donnie left the party and ran for president against his friends wishes! And they could never forgive him for that. Carlin still spitting truth 15 years after his death. GOD bless old man, you saw things for what they were way before we caught on!!

[@AnnexF]

Exactly!

[@jay1601g]

Criminals stick up for each other like a fasces

[@Unapologetically_myself24]

​@@davejohnson9474 best speech ever 😂 and he's just very entertaining to watch already voted! Trump 2024

[@lisabrown5969]

That's why he's the Goat

[@alexwollman9183]

That’s how it’s done. Trump supporter or not….gotta smile

[@captivehonor3764]

As soon as Adams said something bad about immigration policy, he was indicted. Exactly what happened.

[@montega.]

Yup

[@zmc33]

trump don't lie. he doesnt need to.

[@susanferry1079]

Omg

[@susanferry1079]

She is working and does not need applause.

[@susanferry1079]

You are not religious

[@mmfic98]

I've NEVER seen someone so miserable and humor-less as Michael Bloomberg. Zero affect.... why even go?

[@StevenLeeStudios]

he probably wanted to feel relevant again for just a moment in time

[@juliagray1456]

They are old thier life has made mean and hateful. All that money they yet they have no joy, thier hate is powerful and dangerous

[@hopeewing5583]

@@mmfic98 yeah he's so full of hate for Trump. He's creepy

[@jraddd3477]

Lizards have different brains lol

[@keithkarvelis82]

Bloomberg is a humorless creep.

[@raiteixhikari]

Bloomberg looks like his wife and her lover is voting for Trump

[@stevensko9153]

He spent a billion dollars to beat Biden and lost. Honestly it would have been better for the country. I don't see how he could have been worse than Biden.

[@Katzeblow]

He also looks like John d Rockefeller

[@valeriadh]

😂

[@marleyanalytics]

He looks trashed. Alcohol flush.

[@bosombo5479]

His face is pure anger and sadness, cant help it but he comes across as a demon

[@nikolaygardev771]

This video aged very well. Absolute savage.

[@RichardA-w2q]

President Trump is a president again and I really feel like nobody is running the People's Whitehouse for 4 years in 2021 through 2024 so in actually President Trump seems to be running People's Whitehouse since 2016 through 2024 .

[@Latest-News-U.S]

I'm a LEGAL immigrant from Iraq and my whole family is voting for Trump. Trump 2024 Baby! Trump is everywhere. No other president fight this hard for America.

[@ellazotomayor371]

👍👍👍💪💪💪

[@horsthotzenplotz3321]

Seems you miss Hussein, seeking for replacement.

[@jpmpa703]

Wait till he wants to send you back. According to trump your poisoning America. Trump doesn't joke about that.

[@Potnoodle1978]

god bless you make iraq great again

[@johnshenouda5500]

Same I’m from Egypt everyone is for trump

[@lionelsurrut4210]

Watching Schumers face is priceless

[@vmi4172]

The more I look at him, the more his face seems to be melting like Pelosi's🤷‍♂They are they perfect match😂

[@zmc33]

i was most captivated by bloomberg's sheer anger.

[@williv]

Hunched over looking like Ebenezer Scrooge.

[@stephanietudors8311]

😂😂😂

[@stephanietudors8311]

​@zmc3😂😂😂3

[@surewhynot6040]

Look at Bloomberg, he can't even smile. He's worth over $100B.

[@andreforde9743]

So joyless 😂

[@PRBBEUSMC]

@@andreforde9743Ghey vibes 😂

[@ctarts58]

Why should he smile...nothing humorous about Trump and his speech

[@judesvidler168]

​@@ctarts58thats disrespectful

[@IAMGodkind_999]

​@@ctarts58*I can laugh at you because you're a clown 🤡🤡🤡🤡*

[@WingsHype]

To come here to watch the video several times is a blessing.

[@LukasLigma-n5y]

"I didnt think men could have periods, but then I met Tim Walz" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimbrabasom1451]

VAGINAL VANCE

[@redcharm6173]

That was epic. 😂

[@kathycarraher5014]

I hope you don't have a daughter .FYI women are sick and tired of period jokes. They are just another form of misogyny.

[@RabbitWatchShop]

That was his best work 🤣

Trump was cooking

[@dudethatstrippy5209]

I don’t think anyone realizes how hard this is and he killed it

[@justgeorge7935]

For Trump, it is no different than going out and speaking to the public at rallies, never knowing if he will be shot or not. Yet, he SHOWS UP! He is more brave than all of them put together. Fact!

[@SmartWentCrazy]

To read jokes written for you to a crowd of people?

[@dudethatstrippy5209]

@@SmartWentCrazy To perform successful stand up in a room full of people (that also mostly hate you). You should look up a video of Dana White who is a comfortable public speaker explaining the difference between stand up and public speaking. Maybe you’re very talented and it would be no issue for you, but I know that I and most of the people I know couldn’t pull it off in the way he just did

[@brandogg]

@@dudethatstrippy5209 Trump has been speaking in public for 50 years. This shouldn't be difficult at all for him. He can barely read though and just rambles.

[@dudethatstrippy5209]

@@brandogg You’re coping my friend he obviously won the night, especially if you saw Kamala’s video they played and the room’s reaction to it

[@ydpd]

Michael Bloomberg's about to burst a blood vessel from his TDS.

[@mosheridan7016]

Obviously not his type of people

[@losputosmadres2563]

​@@mosheridan7016none of them are underage....duh

[@LoveLife-lq9dh]

😂😂😂 So true. I saw him 👏 just alittle once Poor guy 😂😂😂😂

[@RuthieGottman-wq5oz]

😂

[@mangloscl]

And the load of alcohol doesn't help...the nose knows.

[@j_Noel_s]

That's my president ❤ My whole Mexican family voted for Trump 🇺🇸🇲🇽💪

[@cacrowther2]

He praises his enemies. No other person would do that. And he snubs them with politeness.

[@teresadbrownbrown3785]

Amen

[@lapulgaalarcon747]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ttttttttttttttttttt22t2t]

Sure… 💀💀💀

[@patsav6718]

@@cacrowther2 you might be somewhat accurate but alot of these people is who he knows and grew up with, he's stuck between a rock and a hard place. In some ways he needs them still, to achieve his overall goals to MAGA I think. He is playing it strategically. A very interesting story if nothing else

[@robertpolityka8464]

Most of those people knew what type of person Trump is, before he decided to run for the Presidency in 2016. The politicians and media had no problem praising him, when Trump put money into the Democratic Party. But, when he decided to run for the Presidency, his so-called friends, turned against him. (The Clintons, the ladies on the View, Chuck Schumer, etc...)

[@ElSheepodoggo]

Used to hate him, but the man is an absolute legend and has the aura a leader should have.

[@MattSantos]

Unfortunately, a lot of us fell for the medias lies.

[@mathiaskanuck6759]

He can be a d bag, but he's the man for the job. Old? Sure, but as long as someones still sharp, old age just means they have more life expereince

[@victoriasherman4756]

He's a horrible person, he's not a leader he's a con man.

[@jamesbianco7805]

​@@victoriasherman4756Trump derangement syndrome is strong with you.

[@micdeliciousproductions8860]

Glad to have you on board to MAGA my friend

[@StevenLeeStudios]

The guy is just funny. He is funny because he is relatable. You can't say that about anyone else in politics, none of them are relatable.

[@rykson161]

Because he can’t be bought !

[@kathrynbeecher2963]

If he's who you relate to, I guess so. For me, Ivanka explained it best with "laurel" or "yanny".

[@StevenLeeStudios]

@@kathrynbeecher2963 hey beecher, can you tell me what a woman is?

[@WL1264]

How is he relatable tho? He's a billionaire?

[@Crypto209Stockton]

@@WL1264😢no one cares about your poor card😂

[@Ric-E...Ricardo]

Trumps Al Smith dinners are actually legendary stand up comedy performances.

[@atxatxatxatx]

Best al smith dinner in decades. Some people say the greatest ever.

[@riggingpots3453]

The look on their faces...

[@Scottie404]

Nobody says that except MAGA morons.

[@noworriesman]

Some people don't get the full i context of this comment. Just stopping by to say I do. Lol

[@kerrye3601]

😂 Nice

[@lagrantmaye8593]

I know who does think it was the greatest ever but again everything he does is the greatest ever. Oh you don't believe me? Just ask him

[@Jay-yf2in]

Who ever did the seating arrangement I thank you. Seeing Chuck’s face try to maintain composure was an highlight for me.

[@SapphireGirl3]

And seeing the sour, indignant face of bloomberg

[@jbarbato01]

I didn't even watch their faces the first time around, so I'm watching it again, lol.

[@suecunningham692]

Thought the same thing, Jay

[@marlee7389]

He even clapped about something around the end. Something about salt(??) Then stopped when he realized 😂

[@Unapologetically_myself24]

After he says they are panicking lmao

[@ydpd]

Alpha move by Trump reminding Schumer he used to work for him. LOL

[@winterbomber2]

A lot of people used to. They all quit on him lol

[@reginacarmenbanda9131]

Yep self proclaimed alphas are clowns.

[@ydpd]

@@reginacarmenbanda9131 ok, beta

[@winterbomber2]

@@reginacarmenbanda9131 the way that fool dances nobody should think he is an alpha lol

[@ydpd]

@@winterbomber2 they quit him because they are cowards.

[@ladyesther3400]

Donald Trump was right when he said, "The last Democrat not to attend this important event was Walter Mondale. And it did not go very well for him. He lost 49 states, and he won one: Minnesota. So I said there's no way I'm missing it." And, he did win the 2024 Presidential Election. :)

[@BIX-18827DCM]

He prepares a table in the midst of your enemies

[@fleur-de-lyscoeurbleu3059]

Amen, Jesus Christ is King

[@StevenLeeStudios]

love this.

[@KcityMikeThomas]

Oh yes! The 23rd Psalm. Pray for America.

[@pjdgoblue8852]

Prayers for President Trump

[@simionesentheogens3687]

on my top list in the first entry 8 minutes in is proof there as never a jezus

[@dianewhalen9721]

All the snakes in the pit

[@hopeewing5583]

@@dianewhalen9721 they are so rich. They must be smarter than me 😢

[@C-Note-c5g]

Intelligence and wisdom are not the same. They are not wise, they use their intellect for evil.

[@arcanewondersfann1567]

probably 90% of those people have enjoyed a child

[@karenburns9952]

Look at Bloomberg. Why is he so angry?

[@LePageChannel]

​@@C-Note-c5gLike what? Give us an example.

[@jamesopiela]

Schumer came dressed as The Penguin, and Bloomberg came dressed as The Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.

[@dachater1]

😂😂

[@deedeeseyer3263]

See his frkn red nose reindeer 😂.

[@starangwonder2594]

That's weird. They both just look like hooknosed, subhuman, subversive demons to me.

[@northeastrailwayproductions]

Ahahhahaha, its from all the alcohol he pounded when he found out harris wasn't showing up.

[@markuskullerkup857]

And Trump came as an Oompa Loompa from Wonka

[@jeffshonk4443]

How can you Not vote for him , he loves America

[@lisabrown5969]

Amen to that...

[@ronaldwebster6894]

@@jeffshonk4443 ONE(1) THING IS TO LOVE AMERICA & ANOTHER THING IS TO LOVE YOURSELF OVER THEE AMERICAN PEOPLE & THAT'S WHO YOUR "little orange leader" LOVES... H-I-M-S-E-L-F & HIMSELF ONLY!!! YOU WANT TO PRETEND THAT HE LOVES YOU, GO AHEAD ON BC IT JUST SHOWS HOW LITTLE COMMON SENSE YOU HAVE BUT WAKE UP & SMELL THE COFFEE BC HE'S GONNA BE JACKING UP Y'ALL TOO!!! HE LOVES NOBODY BUT HIMSELF!!! THAT'S WHY HE'S LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING JUST TO GET YOUR VOTE THEN HE'LL BE SHOWING YOU WHO HE REALLY IS!!! Y'ALL CAN'T BE THAT FAR GONE!!! ARE YOU??? THIS IS SO SAD!!! ... AMERICA VOTE BLUE ALL THEE WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!! 💙🇺🇸💙 HARRIS/WALZ 💙🇺🇸💙 2024 💙🇺🇸💙!!! 💯💯💯💯💯👍

[@danessaviolette]

He's the anti-christ

[@markwells79]

​@@danessaviolettestop with that nonsense. The antichrist is supposed to be loved by the masses and isn't from the West.

[@j_Noel_s]

​@@danessavioletteno he's not 😂😂 get off the gas

[@victorfarneti9852]

He is not the monster democrats wanted me to think. I’ve listen to him on my own, i discovered how much lies they tell about him, how can he still be standing? I’m not voting democrats anymore.

[@barb2793]

Good for you! You've broken free from the cult.

[@ROBACKERX]

Welcome to the right side 🇺🇸♥️

[@smarch111111]

Congrats on being blinded by the bigotry! 👍

[@jessicaschlehuber-sanchez8408]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@mrmagoozle]

You have to admire how well their brain washing is. I too had TDS until I just did my own research. Then you realise everything is a lie. If the corrupt establishment wants this guy terminated so badly; then that tells you something.

[@mycrazypomskys]

Better Than Any Roast I've Ever seen!!! Schumer kept covering his face to hide the Laughs!!🤣🤣

[@jackdavis8701]

if you haven't seen the Hillary one yet you gotta watch it. Its somehow even funnier than this one

[@JP-zs8hn]

He smashes Hillary to the far side of the moon.

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

​@jackdavis8701 a modern historic classic!

[@mycrazypomskys]

@@jackdavis8701 how do I find it? 🤣

[@harbingerofepiphany3155]

Im guessing Everyone on the Epstein list is not smiling 😂

[@user-nq8xq4uf7d]

Definitely the two men front row 🤣

[@murraykeir1745]

You know Trump and Epstein were close friends right? Trump flew on Epsteins plane and partied with Epstein and Ghislaine a lot.

[@luanloca6397]

Bloomberg does not seem amused 😂

[@strombouts]

Well, Trump is on his best buddies list multiple times. So there's that.

[@voicetube]

D'oh!

[@Scout34111]

Embarrassing for the whole Democrat party

[@Chris2flye]

This attitude of trump is exactly why America was respected worldwide and no wars started. Now look at it

[@Dovelunalove]

america was laughed at. 😂an overweightReality tv star as president who has a high school level speech articulation and now currently a convictedFelon.

[@Dovelunalove]

america was laughed at. 😂an overweightReality tv star as president who has a high school level speech articulation and now currently a convictedFelon.

[@randomhuman2595]

There was a big wa r in 🇾🇪

[@Xanderohh]

@@randomhuman2595buddy, America was respected under trump.

[@randomhuman2595]

@@Xanderohh The UN were laughing at him

[@RaikenXion]

When trump asked - "Where is the Governor?" just cracked me up the way he said it lol

[@mentran7112]

President Trump is the lion among the wolves

[@SajorRaga]

I think you miswrote. I believe you meant: The Orange Cheetoh is the snake among the worms.

[@knurlyfingers6530]

A toothless one!😂

[@nicovalentine5353]

If he is a lion, he's The Cowardly Lion 😂 "I can't count sheep, I'm afraid of em 😭" LMAO

[@heleneshaw]

Donald J. Trump is by far the greatest leader of our time. As a senior, I've heard many speak over the years. What an honor to be alive during the Trump era. Pray for him. God's hand rests upon him right now... keep holding him up!

[@Sparks2535]

Has anybody else noticed as the years go by, Schumer has been turning into the Penguin?

[@StMonts]

That’s what I noticed too and telling myself.

[@merrilee1978]

😂

[@ajwysopal]

Hahaha Trump was amazing. This is why people love him. He is a real person! Also shame on Kamala for not showing up. Pathetic. Comedy is a brilliant bridge used to unite people. However just like with many other things she talks about how she's going to bring everyone together yet when given opportunities to do so she doesn't show up. Frankly im not surprised though.

[@teegloo]

He looks like a vulture

[@joliejolie6201]

Keto penguin LOL

[@WesleyAPEX]

He’s a savage.

[@JanJan-Y4d-6dx]

Trump is a NATIONAL DISGRACE and you people feed his insanity!

[@pjgarret7653]

What we need is a LEADER

[@Bluelightcheaphotel]

Absolutely--Trumps your man

[@Kaisarfire]

Yeah, real savage reading off jokes Fox wrote for him. How sad.

[@paulherbert5548]

takes no prisoners, that's fer sure.

[@CremonaOutfit]

he's standing around the people who ordered the assasination attempt...him knowing that and not bothered God Almighty Yeshua has him

[@rawveganterra]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have it all wrong.

[@CremonaOutfit]

@@rawveganterra yeah okay

[@CremonaOutfit]

@@rawveganterra i'm guessing your voting for kamala correct

[@Kirby9373]

​@@rawveganterrai hope you stay healthy with your vegan diet. Many become sick. At least you have lots of fiber

[@victorn4745]

Bloomberg ordered it?

[@paropjigme]

Who came here back after Trumps win?

[@radicalcartoons2766]

Just reposted it on GETTR!

[@velmahinojosa5390]

Balls of steel PRESIDENT TRUMP 🇺🇸

[@reginacarmenbanda9131]

💙💙💙💙

[@mwang688]

You have to admire Trump’s courage and sense of humor.

[@ellazotomayor371]

Trump is the bravest and strongest president of the United States of America. 🇺🇸 I love, love his sense of humor!!❤❤❤

[@PiCheZvara]

The jokes were written for him.

[@losputosmadres2563]

​@@PiCheZvara so are Harris's speeches, all written for her. I wonder who writes em....🤔

[@rogerrick7650]

@@PiCheZvara He is the joke 🟠🤡

[@JanJan-Y4d-6dx]

Trump is INSANE...get a grip and vote to save our Democracy..this is not a talent show for you dummies..

[@karl-heinzvonscharnhorst546]

Balls of steel. Gotta love great President Trump. In the snakepit and giving it full bore 👍🏾🇺🇸💯❤️

[@Christine-j7n]

I don’t know what kind of alternative universe you guys are living in or what you’re seeing but this was hard to watch . Only watched it to see if the short clip that was played saying how bad it was was accurate and now that I saw the whole thing yes it was accurate. The only funny thing was when he said he couldn’t find anything about himself to make a derogatory self deprecating joke on . Oh the irony lol .

[@LB-pg3no]

Wonderful.... Chuckie wasnt happy! TRUMP 2024..MAGA

[@davenetdog]

Pure gold comedy. Trump is the best standup ever. Seinfeld could take lessons from Trump.

[@josmclove4426]

​@tinahalle3575 you lack self-awareness,common sense and sense of humor I bet your favorite comedian is Ellen DeGenerate😂😂

[@ryantogo8359]

​@@Christine-j7nI can tell you have zero sense of humor

[@nokewilliams6500]

Praying daily for God's divine protection, can't wait to see you in office! God is good!

[@TiffanyEstrada-uq2qo]

Even when i was uninformed and hated trump, i thought he was hilarious. And now i like him an awful lot hes even more funny❤

[@merlotcarole9747]

Me too...Wish I could thumbs up more than once!

[@1slowens]

Welcome to party, MAGA

[@nuttismoke6863]

So glad you joined us! Check out Walkaway Campaign. It’s an awesome group who tell their stories and love to hear yours.

[@lagrantmaye8593]

These are not words by him. He literally said someone wrote this for him. Smh

He's really hilarious 😂😂 even when he's not trying to be just the way he straight shoots it, is so dang funny

[@DanWint]

A true American showed up, nothing else needs to be said.

[@Mia-r9s9p]

@@DanWint A few of 'em showed up and he got to speak for everyone!! Go Trump!!

[@FradAnner]

You’re indeed a true leader!!

[@SekouJannicke]

I hope we all know that it doesn't matter who is in the 'top job' because this is a systemic problem -- greed. We have allowed many of our economic sectors, to take advantage of the American people. It's disgusting and frightening for the future of our country. My wife and I will be retiring in the next two years n another country. We are absolutely worried that SSI will no longer be funded. we'll have to rely on his pension, a 403 (b) and a very prolific Investment account with my Stephanie Janis Stiefel my FA. Our national debt is bloating and expanding every month. Our government needs to get spending under control and cut the federal budget.

[@SehunEscobar]

What country you moving too?!'m headed to Thailand or the Philippines in 4 years.

[@MosheerElly]

@@SekouJannickeI know this FA, Stephanie Janis Stiefel but only by her reputation at Neuberger Berman ; even though she's now involved in managing portfolios and providing investmnt guidance to clients. I have been trying to get in contact since l watched her interview on WSJ last month.

[@SekouJannicke]

@@SehunEscobarI have a sister in Sri Lanka, should be easy for me to settle in

[@SekouJannicke]

@@MosheerEllyWell her name is 'STEPHANIE JANIS STIEFEL'. Just research the name. You'd find necessary details to work with a correspondence to set up an appointment.

[@BURNINGAFROBEATS]

0:00 - Opening Remarks and Acknowledgements 2:10 - Discussing Political Rivals and Current Events 5:40 - Reflections on the Al Smith Dinner's Importance 8:25 - Highlighting Community Contributions 10:45 - Addressing Absence of Political Opponents 12:50 - Joking About Media Perceptions 15:30 - Commentary on Current Political Climate 18:10 - Personal Anecdotes and Family References 21:20 - Encouraging Support Among Voters 26:15 - Expressing Gratitude and Future Aspirations 28:05 - Concluding Remarks and Blessings Subscribe to Burning Afrobeats

[@the-web-scraping-guy]

Absolutely hysterical

[@gaylegreene5127]

Hysterically stupid.

[@hamza7518]

I still can’t get over the fact that a former (and possibly future) president of the United States just made a “wife’s boyfriend” joke. Lmao

[@kyledabearsfan]

Honestly, it's a breath of fresh air instead of the cacophony of nothingness we get from politicians lately. All these politicians talk in circles and say nothing. At least he gets to the point.

[@ItOnlySmellz]

@@kyledabearsfan is that really a point that politicians should get to? They’re not supposed to be entertainment.

[@kyledabearsfan]

@@ItOnlySmellz well they aren't productive, so they may as well be entertaining

[@tav_0746]

Yeah, it's really sad that we've gotten here. This isn't a reality show -- this is a race for the top job in the land and so much is at stake.

[@heatherdaniel5465]

@@ItOnlySmellz- and, yet most of them are in one way or another

[@NATALIECAMILLE]

It is so refreshing to hear this speech as it reminds me of back in the day

[@Ros-l4c]

You all must like rapists and convicts.

[@shippys2043]

@@NATALIECAMILLE same here

[@winniec4677]

Yea!!!!!!!

[@Roguescienceguy]

Reagan, right😉. God, I miss that man

[@NATALIECAMILLE]

@Roguescienceguy that's exactly who I was thinking of. I was less than 10 years old and I remember his wit

[@barucht1845]

How can you not love this guy?

[@whome1299]

"I used to think people saying men could have periods were crazy. Then I met Tim Walz." 😂🤣😂

[@rotagbhd]

Not "people", democrats.

[@JanJan-Y4d-6dx]

You haters are never gonna be the MAN that Walz is...get an education..and NOT FROM YALE.

[@NellChapo]

​@@JanJan-Y4d-6dxyeah because we're not trans

[@KaiserBlade]

​​@@JanJan-Y4d-6dx You're right I can load my guns and I don't have young boys sleep overs like Michael Jackson.

[@ddsara6566]

@@JanJan-Y4d-6dx😂😂😂

[@nboisvert860]

HOW could Kamala skip this? It was her only chance to show she is human.

[@brandonfredrickaldwych4179]

because she has nothing to show. She is not human. She's been failing at pretending to be one.

[@SapphireGirl3]

Much more Fun without her there.

[@deewin4343]

@nboisvert860 well lizard peeps do exist... just saying...

[@KrissD41]

Nah, she would have just failed miserably.Every time she opens her mouth, she fails

[@KrissD41]

​@@SapphireGirl3no doubt, and the only one that would have been laughing at her jokes would have just been her and tim walls.Everybody else would have been looking shocked at the stupidity, falling out of her mouth

[@plymakkayestudio1827]

"WHITE MEN FOR HARRIS - Don't worry about it, I am not worried about it. Their wives and wives lovers will vote for me" -Donald Trump. You have to love the guy and how hilariously blunt he is..LMAO!!!!!!

[@DyslexicLivesMattress]

Someone wrote it for him Jesus christ lad.

[@notidentified4031]

@@DyslexicLivesMattressSo? Thanks for stating the obvious, bint. Notice the initial comment stated who wrote it. More importantly, you know that the speaker decides what to read from speechwriters, right? Or, are you so lacking in education, experience and intelligent imagination?

[@Okay0060]

​​@@DyslexicLivesMattressAre you a member of White Dudes for Harris? Keep an eye on your partner's whereabouts in case you are.

[@mophire2715]

You know a comedian wrote his jokes, right? He didn't come up with that.

[@stevejones8660]

He delivered it. Over target and bullseye.

[@hannahkushan175]

This is even funnier now that he is elected President ❤️🇺🇸

[@fredrickonjiko391]

Exactly, Trump said bad things will happen to Kamala for missing😅😅

[@djibicisse]

Imagine , these people hate him Yet he has the guts to come 90% support for Kamala from these crooks and she shys away lol

[@rosemarycastanza6696]

ITS all a SHOW!

[@patsav6718]

@@rosemarycastanza6696 I don't think it is. If you watched the whole thing, Trump had given the cardinal billions during the pandemic for Catholic schools etc. This is a catholic dinner and I would assume they didn't forget what he did for the catholics. But yes most hate him but the crowds laughs and support of trump was strangely genuine, maybe it is a combination of things that have them semi supporting him

[@videosByRuss]

Because she is scared that Trump with expose her

[@LisaLisa-nf8dp]

Is English your 2nd language?

[@renaissancestatesman]

The people on stage, yes, but not the Catholics in the audience. You can hear the crowd is with him.

[@Brahbrahbrah]

This was more entertaining than a Netflix roast special

[@josmclove4426]

No doubt!😂😂

[@williamroedel1941]

Beautiful moment. In some ways Trump was very m gracious and funny as Reagan style and humor, but with a New York edge. Fun to watch.

[@barb2793]

Very well put!

[@paulherbert5548]

definitely a New Yorker

[@connierobbins2101]

I love our President. He is fearless, he is not a politician, that is why I love him so much!… God bless him. ❤️❤️❤️

[@NewsStripper]

🙄

[@chopkong]

Schumer looks like he's at his own funeral...LOL Bloomberg looks like he'd rather have a root canal...Hahaha

[@mosheridan7016]

Mondale what a loser

[@gbell7]

Leader of stupidity

[@johnnales6195]

Hysterical, I know abt root canals!

[@mpowe123]

Incorrect......two root canals. 😂

[@davec3651]

Bloomberg looks like the grim reaper

[@annapercel72]

This man is a serious comedian. You're a legend President Trump!

[@paulstupka5583]

but a bad POTUS

[@zmc33]

@@paulstupka5583 how so?

[@mercderkler]

A legend in his his own mind.

[@CoreyBingham-r4b]

And your his peasant

[@zmc33]

anyone? is there anybody out there?

[@danielkinn782]

Funny how Joe and Kamala didn't show up. They are the first Democrats since Walter Mondale in 1984 that haven't shown up.

[@MountainClimber247]

The reason why Kamala and Joe didn’t show up is because these 2 corrupt crooks are trying to rig, cheat, and steal the 2024 election behind closed doors with illegal alien votes, dead people votes, and fake people votes

[@Jwjhdbhejhd]

Funny cause the country is turning into the book “1984”

[@uchihadabba699]

49-1

[@LS-ei7xk]

Maybe they were afraid of throwing up their dinners with his lies, though I must admit, DT did an excellent job of delivering someone else's speech. His timing is great. He should have run for comedian-- not President. They must be at some place more important. I'm reading now she addressed the gathering via video. I'll have to find out where that is...yeah, she broke with tradition, but I'd love to know what she said, via video.

[@Core1Chara]

​@@LS-ei7xk ⬅️🤡

[@Dr.Gainzzz]

People forget that Trump had his own Comedy Central Roast and did that just for fun and to prove he has thick skin. The dude is an animal. The only time he’s been upset by the lies is when it comes to the military. President Trump said that’s the only lies that get under his skin because he has an enormous amount of respect to the men and women in the armed forces.

[@REEDUCATIONCAMPUSA]

The guy has unlimited energy.

[@rawveganterra]

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣👌 Yea he's a real Superman. What a joke.🤢🤮

[@jerseymermaid]

He cancelled 5 interviews this week due to exhaustion

[@SquareNoggin]

​@@jerseymermaidHe does seem to be running out of steam a bit. Still pretty evident that he does 100x more than Biden or Harris does. She couldn't even go the full length in her Fox interview, and couldn't even show up to this thing. We all know why that is... The dichotomy between her and Trump could finish her, just as it did with Biden. She's quite bad at riffing and doing monologues.

[@trippleglacks2663]

He just doesn’t have the energy to debate with Harris again

[@REEDUCATIONCAMPUSA]

@@trippleglacks2663 what?

[@hopefulhippie77]

I am an Israeli Jew, living in South Africa. I wish I had the opportunity to vote for President Trump ❤ I pray he wins🙌 For the sake of the world🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸 May God Bless & Protect your every step to Victory Mr President🙌

[@kikijanel]

Rest assured, he will win. This is a divine appointment that he was raised up for. Lots of work to do to make things right in this country. Change is coming. It is in Gods hands.

[@hopefulhippie77]

@@kikijanel AMEN 🙌

[@geriforbes4013]

Keep praying, that is invaluable in this election. You pray, and we Americans will vote for the man we know is by far the best for the office. And thank you so much for your prayers....I think it is helping America!

[@hopefulhippie77]

@@geriforbes4013 Thank you for your reply. God Bless & stay safe 🙌

[@lagrantmaye8593]

Glad you can't vote for him. Stay there and take care. 4 years of buffoonery is enough

[@andygogocomics]

How can any voters NOT see that we need Trump.

[@baf236]

This was a great speech! Funny and humble too. I am sure this convinced many people to vote for him.

[@jaywilldoit]

Even though the jokes were written for him, it takes timing and delivery for the jokes to work. Trump is an outstanding comedian.

[@barb2793]

Agree. And he added a lot spontaneously.

[@josmclove4426]

Indeed

[@enshrinehd]

So true!

[@timboutilier4769]

say what you want. The man always shows up.

[@jerseymermaid]

Not for the last 5 interviews

[@jannichi6431]

He cancelled 7 seven appearances this month. 3+ this week so far.

[@susandempsey9385]

So why did he skip 60 minutes, CBS, and others...

[@iambatman.5894]

​@@jerseymermaidwhich five interviews? His interviews are popping left and right in my feed. And he spends the rest rallying. When does he even sleep?

[@iambatman.5894]

​@@susandempsey9385abc owes him an apology for hunter Biden laptop story. If they apologize, they get the interview. At least someone must keep these hypocrites accountable.

[@TatLee-u1l]

The more you listen to Trump the more you want to listen to him, he is such an interesting character. Listening to Kamala is like pulling teeth.

[@landogarner2007]

Exactly, all those people who leave his rallies early should have their heads checked. How could anyone not enjoy listening to his stories?

[@whoareyou6854]

@@landogarner2007except nobody leaves the rallies early lol

[@landogarner2007]

@@whoareyou6854 So all those videos of people leaving early and the empty arenas are just ai generated? Crazy.

[@yvonnemckibbens1090]

The more I listen to him, the more I pray for wisdom and knowledge for ALL! President Kamala Harris, I believe you need a rest from the pettiness and insecurity of others. Let him get the attention that he is craving! Speaking can be used as therapy. I pray for direction for the misled, in Jesus Name!

[@xijinping_winnie]

This is hilarious! How can you not love this guy?

[@Konfusious86]

Bloomberg looking like Skeletor, and Schumer looking like the Penguin 😂

[@kels4650md]

Wait which one is Bloomberg?

[@deedeeseyer3263]

The miserable one beside the older miserable rude black woman...

[@dianacriss3012]

Nadler is shaped and walks like a penguin too

[@alexs1706]

​@@kels4650md the red guy at the bottom of the podium on the left 😂

[@georgiawiz4897]

😂 💯

[@Threat1000]

28 minutes of pure gold

[@davidawright1136]

He's an ON FIRE COMEDIAN and honorable statesman in a time when we NEED true honorable statesmen.

[@AchillesCyanide]

🤣🤣😂

[@gigitony4170]

As a Catholic, I am proud of the fact my community was one of the leading factors to bring Trump back to the White House 👍, God bless the United States!

[@The-Wa.Wa-Girls]

The World's president... The world's president. Enough with the nonsense! MAGA!

[@bonniewiggins1168]

Trump is demented.

[@lapulgaalarcon747]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicovalentine5353]

Trump IS nonsense. Delusional grandeur-driven, overly theatrical, reality TV, grade A, bullshtty nonsense.

[@realantispiral]

Even CNN admits that he "roasted" kamala and biden💀

[@tav_0746]

I'm so glad we have a presidential candidate who prioritizes "roasting" and mud-slinging over democracy. This isn't a reality show -- this is the top job in the land and so much is at stake.

[@realantispiral]

@@tav_0746 This isn't a reality show. This will determine if we have an America or not.

[@pzen]

Even CNN? The organization owned by a Trump supporter? Wow how brave of them.

[@Jman-uz6gp]

@@realantispiral yes a dictatorship under Trump or keep a democracy under Kamala Harris. I will NOT vote for a tyrant.

[@shinymew2887]

@@tav_0746there is no “democracy” 🤡

[@BaddogSports]

I should be sleeping but this is hilarious! 😂 14:23 LMFAOOO OMG 😂😂😂SAVAGE 18:41 HAHAHAAH😂😂😂

[@jaxfl8945]

2am Est and I am lol 😂. Hope my neighbors don't hear me. What a roast!

[@Chosen1-q1v]

Its understandable. It's a good reason to stay up 👍 Trump 2024 Best President and stand up comedian in history. Guy is brutal but he shows the ordinary people a lot of love. We need this guy

I almost woke my husband up cackling 😂😂😂

[@tomghzel]

Same here haha I'm laughing while my gf is trying to sleep.

[@ChristianFeldmann-m2r]

GREATEST LEADER EVER - WE LOVE TRUMP 2024: YEAR OF RETALIATION

[@Razear]

"Their wives and their wives' lovers are all voting for me." Trump could legitimately make a living as a stand-up comic, even if he wasn't already famous. These were brutal. XD

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@Razear he didn’t write a single line here though. Even though they were good it’s not cause of him

[@captain2ahab]

why does he sell sneakers instead ?

[@heatherdaniel5465]

@@oXRaptorzXo- you do know the delivery is important, too - right? TV shows are scripted by someone else… but if the actor can’t deliver the lines… it doesn’t matter who wrote it.

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@heatherdaniel5465 so trump is an actor

[@heatherdaniel5465]

@@oXRaptorzXo 😂 You are just determined to be sour groups. Best of luck to you! 😉

[@StevanScuba]

I'm not even going to lie, this was hilarious, Trump is a pretty funny guy...😂😂. He was straight roasting people!

[@zmc33]

vote for him! he's a good man.

[@StevanScuba]

@@zmc33 I think I will.

[@zmc33]

@@StevanScuba that's awesome! our dollar will get some respect back from around the world.

[@RestoreJustice675]

He's got my vote.

[@WesleyAPEX]

MAGA/MAHA

[@jeririce4928]

bloomberg looks like a ghoul

[@KidFromQueens]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Degasil]

Hahahaha yes he does

[@TTime685]

​@JesusWon-t7zBottom left

[@brandonhallam51]

Acts like one too

[@Kojwills]

@JesusWon-t7zthe ghoul

[@franckiewicz0831]

You can tell they all actually love trump and were friends at one time. Joking about being indicted. And to the mayor for going through it too.

[@kevingartland723]

Chuck Shumer has a chance to become the first woman president. 🤣🤣🤣 VOTE TRUMP!!!

[@paulwilliams961]

I thought Trump said that

[@petrus19881]

Trump roasting the whole room 😂

[@davejohnson9474]

He walked into the middle of the snake pit and let them have it!!

[@RossAlexFlips]

That’s the point

[@brian91145]

Bro Bloomberg is soulless 😂

[@gshell2520]

Nutless too😆💯🤡

[@PAVEL-JAKL]

Judging by he's red nose he drinks a lot

[@-themercyseat]

They all are

[@kels4650md]

Which one is he?

[@flowergirl-pp7vz]

@@kels4650mdHe is wearing the green bow tie.

[@Zoey20024]

I’m Muslim, & am from Afghanistan 🇦🇫 but I Vote for Trump ❤

[@ericberman4193]

That’s a winner speaking in the manner that a winner speaks! Molon Labe!

[@kels4650md]

He’s insanely funny 😂😂

[@TheSean7564]

The HIGHLIGHT of Gaffigan’s comments: “I’m personally excited to be up here … and not just because you make me look young and principled”. Absolutely the BEST line among many! Great job!

[@GHOST-mv3ki]

So happy for this PRESIDENT. Even happier for America.