FULL REMARKS: Jim Gaffigan Shows No Mercy To Democrats Or Republicans At 2024 Al Smith Dinner

[@wheelmanstan]

actually cool hearing gaffigan roast both sides, that's what comedians are supposed to do

[@iamhistorygeek]

Yet he still managed to side with the conservative Catholics. Keyword is *conservative*

[@kenburnmy]

@wheelmanstan trump supporters don't see it that way. They don't like it when someone makes fun of their cult leader.

[@AllAboardTheFreedomTrain]

​@@kenburnmyHow would you know what a trump supporter thinks. You obviously don't.

[@amarreder6241]

​@@kenburnmy Where's Kalamazoo

[@kenburnmy]

@Cluck40k of course, because you're his supporter. You wouldn't find anything funny when others make fun of him.

[@ph6376]

"Not sure if you prefer 'Global Elites' or 'Coastal Elites'" [dead silence] LMAO

[@AlreadyNotYet183]

Loved that!! 😂

[@deaconblooze1]

There was a sound, it was the sound of uncomfortable shuffling in seats.

[@mmont]

Too close to home. All fakes.

[@ReallyReformed97]

Haha! No way to get out of that one! Good job Jim Gaffigan!

[@rs180216]

I didn't get that one

[@bluesoulsession]

He handled this beautifully. Nobody got away unscathed.

[@brasshouse-og]

It was a master class. He really gave it to everybody in the room.

[@bluesoulsession]

@@brasshouse-og Absolutely 😎

[@donreed]

10/18/24: Kamala Harris finally breaks down and visits a remote part of North Carolina. With news crews following her around as they tour the place, the Vice President asks the local Mayor if there was anything they needed. "Well," says the Mayor, "We have three very important needs. "First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to staff it." Harris whips out her cellphone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes, and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now, what was the second problem?" "We have no way to get clean water. The hurricane has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive." Once again, Harris dials a number, yells into her cellphone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "I've opened some roads for water delivery, and we are setting up a water purification plant for your people. Now, what was that third problem?" The Mayor looks at her and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!"

[@happydays1336]

@@donreed That is so funny! You should go into comedy.

[@NykeESS]

⁠@@donreedthat’s some M Night Shyamalan shit right there!

[@y2jason3]

"The middle class, those filthy group of people, right Chuck?" 😂

[@DianaBozarth-ut6lj]

Shhhh, Kamala grew up a middle-class black girl.

[@RidgeRunner333]

30 minutes is a very long time to keep a room like this on your side. Good job Jim!

[@exeter66]

I lost interest once the terrible kams video came on.

[@garymorris1856]

Yes, it is, and he did not come close to doing it, he was dreadful, and he was on MUCH too long.

[@mattcoccopuffs]

​@@garymorris1856what? He was really funny lol

[@garymorris1856]

@@mattcoccopuffs No, he was not, he was dreadful., and he was on FAR too long.

[@mmont]

Yep, it's all about the money.

[@hgservices5572]

Kamala sending her video was cringe

[@JeordieFellner]

She is cringe.

[@seenkyle5591]

does anyone younger then 30 even remember super star?

[@melodylopez6987]

Super cringe!!!

[@xvang9767]

Just like the border Picture perfect

[@EllisDmented]

KH could have made a way better impression than that ancient snl skit. But, she'd have to be self deprecating to overcome the faux pas of not attending personally. "I was on my way to the event but I couldn't find the ONE electric charging station we built". "I dont feel much like talking because I had a HUGE salad for dinner". "Tim and I would love to be there but we're too busy photoshopping him into the moon landing".

[@timearl7186]

Many wolves in sheep's clothing are in that room.

[@FathomlessJoy]

Think about the narcissists who wouldn't even show up for the charity event.

[@BeccaB529]

I would love a still from this with everyone’s names. I know a lot of the names from hearing about them but never seeing them.

[@TheLobocantaore]

@@FathomlessJoy Narcist have a hard time being joked about !!

[@mountainjeff]

Like one of those costume parties, in France, in the 14th century.

[@naptime43x]

Snakes in Suits.

[@bdogs9610]

“I don’t know who’s angry but i don’t care” a true american ❤

[@dulcieparker7425]

Thank you. Best comment of the night.

[@cbob3605]

“Mayor Bloomberg, when you buy an election, do you put it on a credit card so you get the points? Cuz that’s what I’d do.”

[@eagleeye2300]

Savage!

[@annarichardson8284]

LMAO

[@emersoncanon1313]

He could have gone for the punchline of letting Eric Adams redeem the points at the Turkish Airlines

[@medic048]

It's awesome how he said the quiet part out loud😂😂

[@MrKankuamo]

Bloomberg looks pissed during the whole thing.

[@KamillGran-ch5sb]

She had time for Call Your Daddy, but not the Catholic Gala, genius move!

[@katiewon]

Yes because one is relevant and the other is the Catholic Church.

[@KamillGran-ch5sb]

@@katiewon there is a fine line between snarky and stupid. You are definitely the latter and a Kamala voter for sure.

[@zombiesl4yer499]

⁠@@katiewonThinking some dumb podcast is relevant😂

[@georgem5589]

@@katiewon "Sky and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." 'Matthew 24:35

[@johnbecker9242]

@@katiewon- Nothing Kamala does is relevant because each day she’s losing more and more support.

[@nourishday6247]

Gaffigan. Wow!! You nailed it. This is the best performance due to this high stake environment. Masterclass!

[@Goodbrew84]

"and not just because you make me look young and principled." bam

[@bradleyjjohnson]

He did a FANTASTIC job roasting everyone. This is one of the best performances I've ever seen because he's walking a tightrope the entire time.

[@robbycook4298]

No he wasn’t…He made sure to be soft on Harris and Waltz…his hardest hits were on the DNC directly…He went after Trump 75% of his rant…come on. Most of it wasn’t even funny…where Trumps roast was hilarious…come on…Jim is a comedian for a living and got outshined by Trump.

[@AmazonEnforcer]

Is master baiter Toobin seated behind the Gaff?

[@paulbarclay4114]

​@@robbycook4298naw he went hard The first few minutes were savage

[@robbycook4298]

@paulbarclay4114 It was OK, compared to Trumps comments...he seemed like a beginner...let's be real

[@paulbarclay4114]

@@robbycook4298 not at all dude you just dont understand the magnitude of what hes saying the part where he was talking about harris not being there is HARD AF

[@imowgrass]

This was fantastic. Jim rode the line perfectly. Well done, very entertaining.

[@wheelzwheela]

So neither Kamala NOR Biden showed up? Oh brother.

[@user-fl6ko9do5y]

I say, PERFECTO~!

[@Sam-ci8bp]

Trump said: "Don't be too insulted by Kamala's absence. If the Democrats really wanted to have someone not be with us this evening, they would have just sent Joe Biden."

[@jeff_lee69]

biden could have sat at this event for ten hours and he never would have "showed up".

[@Jpollieann55]

Neither TamponTim

[@silentb2084]

@@Jpollieann55I wish he’d use Timpax

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Who thought “Hey let’s dredge up an annoying unpopular SNL character from 25 years ago for Kamala’s video. That’ll really work.”

[@D_B_Cooper]

Same person who thinks the demonic Dick Cheney's endorsement is a good thing

[@FossilStudios316]

The left can’t meme.

[@davidc.2878]

It was a Freudian sniff, I mean, slip. They subconsciously know most of the country finds Kamala annoying too.

[@happyswim1836]

Because the jokes on America. She said "we won't go back."

[@pysq8]

😅it seemed to have been inspired by a word association practice. Q: Catholic? A: Mary Catherine 🤦‍♂️How nobody stopped this is the real question.

[@30shandala]

As a non fan, or former non fan, I think Jim Gaffigan did a great job.

[@mountainjeff]

I liked him before. This was great. Ricky Gervais would applaud.

[@miatika]

I’ve been a fan but never really seen him do political stuff. Thought he did great

[@quiet_erp]

I'm still a non fan. But yeah, he did pretty well.

[@Johonnac]

@@quiet_erpWhat comedian do you prefer?

[@lescol5811]

"President Biden is not here tonight...the DNC made sure of that." 🤣🔥

[@djaj423]

sob not been there for a while now.next

[@EatMyOats]

Harris not there, would have been embarrassing, c

[@rammuchewicz8045]

"Resident" never president.

[@PeggyLowman-ug6vo]

@@rammuchewicz8045 And co-resident Harris

[@maryreardon6512]

Harris was also conveniently absent.

[@irishmjk427]

That front row looks like a casting call for the Muppets

[@thadgomez8904]

NOW THAT IS FUNNY! and true!!!

[@computerpurple]

Hilarious post comment you made i like it. Biden wasn't there because he was busy watching Sesame Street

[@deborahdidio413]

😂😂😂😂

[@SueDohman]

It SO DOEZ!

[@LunazulBaraka]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JuJuCrafts]

The way it should be with both sides being able to diss each other and applaud each other within the same moment-- well done

[@Lidia_Es]

That Kamala video at the end was so stupid and cringe

[@sl66ggehrubt]

can see her eyes moving across the teleprompter...

[@JeordieFellner]

Appropriate for Kamala

[@22lyric]

It was in the middle Trump was at the end. But it WAS stupid. She heard she would not be able to use a teleprompter, that's why she didn't attend. And the last time a presidential candidate didn't show up was MONDALE.

[@paulapayne2853]

Her team didn’t understand the assignment. As usual.

[@kenburnmy]

@Lidia_Es what so stupid about it? The first scene is about fun. The second scene is serious. What's cringe about it?

[@Mario_DiSanto]

Mr. Gaffigan did an incredible job. Fresh jokes and wasn't afraid to pull punches.

[@daletwin1]

You mean: He didn't pull any punches.

[@Mario_DiSanto]

@@daletwin1 Correct. My mistake.

[@archivey-h8e]

That Kamala video really wasn't funny. Even Hillary when she was here in 2016 had some good jokes.

[@RoSen344]

Hillary has substance, whether you like her or not. Kamala is an empty vessel. There's nothing inside her head.

[@merriemerrie7378]

It was a campaign ad, demeaning the novice, glorifying Harris and promoting racial & sexual preferences.

[@tuttuts560]

Cus she isn't

[@jt306]

Yep.

[@CAROLYN75216]

Trump's pardon me was the best...

[@gjhoward]

Trump can handle getting roasted. Hell, he had an entire Comedy Central roast done to him years ago.

[@lisalapoint7022]

"Don't feel bad if you don't have any allegations yet." Great line.

[@celticone4677]

This is truly hilarious. Thank you for sharing this and making my day happier. If animosity can be forgotten for a few hours like at this event, why can’t they be like this more often.

[@Off-HandedBarrel]

Because it's all a facade.

[@greghooper4235]

It's not forgotten. It's fully exposed and on display reminding them that we know what is going on.

[@mariabasile9961]

​@@greghooper4235its because its also directed at people who aren't there. Notice that all the rich people from both sides had a good laugh when Gaffigan was (I hope ironically) punching down on the plebeians? I honestly can't tell if he's being satirical or genuinely stroking their egos. Pretty good way to survive as a comedian among oligarchs.

[@AnneHathawayRules]

Catholicism is more important than politics. You put differences aside for faith.

[@DianeDiDiChapman]

👍

[@TheInvisibleMan420]

Who else looked right at Schumer when he said the DNC staged a coup to make Kamala the Democrat candidate? 😂😂🤣🤣

[@ChoompMedia]

Just shared a Short of Biden and Obama HOT 🎤 🔥 convo from the Kennedy funeral. He told Biden OFF!

[@samuelflores8993]

Thats dumb, cause everyone looked at trump when civil war was mentioned.

[@zwfregia7867]

I think just about everyone did. I bet Schumer didn’t expect to be called out for what he did😂😂

[@Fieldsherbert]

​@@zwfregia7867Kamala bit was so cringe and insincere.

[@StevenLeeStudios]

@@samuelflores8993 oh please stop projecting you absolute mainstream media parrot

[@JoJoswildworld]

So many of these people are so uncomfortable this is incredible!!

[@thenatundi9009]

That Kamala cut was the most cringe thing I've seen in recent memory... the only joke I could pick out was when she said that she would never insult Catholics

[@GranolaBear13]

thenatundi - Right?! It was simply a campaign add, full of phony garbage. I almost throw up when a democrat quotes scripture.

[@malmstring]

The whole establishment there lost faith in her for doing that. She did more damage here for herself than probably in all her campaign.

[@Reginald_Harrison]

😂

[@Christycollects1977]

​@@malmstringyou wish

[@EhinomeOkojie]

She was just being a political propagandist there. Harris should have tried a joke about Trump and herself. She may have come through as funny. She blew it.

[@jamesstewart8377]

I think Jim Gaffigan just encouraged New Yorkers to vote for Donald Trump

[@marieb4087]

😂😂😂😂

[@annmarie3332]

And we will 👍🏻🇺🇸

[@tommas2674]

who is he, he was very good, very funny.

[@kw9568]

No

[@jdek88]

yeah he definitely did

[@teresabarrett3266]

Gaffigan was great! He threaded that needle so skillfully. He was spot on! Thanks for all those uncomfortable laughs😂😂

[@BobbieMcDaniel-s8s]

😮

[@DianeDiDiChapman]

I know right!😆😆😆😆😆 Gaffigan did a Great job! Delicately hilarious 😆

[@bigol9223]

"I want you to know if you are re-elected, I always liked you." Feels like a tribute to Don Rickles, inverting his classic roast, "I never liked you."

[@donnalmich8398]

Gaffigan was absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!

[@gulch1969]

Too bad he suffers from TDS

[@benjaminreynolds3780]

@@gulch1969 "suffers" or calls Trump out when necessary?

[@northerncal98]

Gaffigan killed it and gave it to both sides equally.

[@NykeESS]

People are here bichin’ about it but the fact of the matter is he really did do a great job divvying up the jabs. He got a lot better as a comedian these days too!

[@northerncal98]

@@NykeESS as a conservative I thought he showed class and pushed the edge at the same time. Even President Trump complemented him repeatedly.

[@NykeESS]

@@northerncal98 agreed. Goes to show you how much he polished his act to walk a tightrope like that and pull it off

[@Larry-jh8gf]

I think he definitely did both sides but not much of it was funny. I watch him all the time and this is far from his best. I miss the days of Don Rickles

[@garymorris1856]

No, he wasn't good at all.

[@malsimus]

Kamala Video...I'm vomiting.

[@HamishBanish]

I had to fast forward Harris's video. Can't watch that woman and her nasal sneer mixed with white wine

[@KillteeLenny]

Lol i fast forwarded too hahhahha

[@vesper180]

@@HamishBanish Same. I ff because I just couldn't take it.

[@mariemyers6747]

🤢🤮

[@johndavid2042]

What even was that?

[@zaccampa4055]

I remember watching Jim’s old stand ups back in the day. That guy is hilarious.

[@gabrielh7782]

Kamala delivered a near lethal dose of cringe. I legit almost had to click off

[@google_is_a_criminal]

Threw up just a little in my mouth.

[@CallSaul489]

I had to skip forward

[@papercityvlogs4325]

God awful

[@dekelanson5280]

It was absolutely embarrassing. I saw it earlier and skipped it this time.

[@dar7230]

I had to mute kameltoe

[@charleneweege7149]

I'm a Trump supporter and Gaffigan was hilarious. Loved it.

[@dill-ez5ug]

wow cool it with the bigotry and sexism and calls for violence okay!??? i just want to live in peace but ppl like u always attacking me!????????????????

[@garysmith5741]

Hilarious? Were you drunk? At best it was a smile…

[@deaconblooze1]

@@dill-ez5ug I hate that it's impossible to tell if you're joking or not.

[@dill-ez5ug]

@@deaconblooze1 you hate? I know you hate why dont u focus on love and joy instead hate!!!

[@oI--_--Io0O]

Do you actually follow the news or only CNN and MSNBC? I’m not talking about watching Fox. I’m talking about going to the release videos of January 6, or any actual evidence of him doing this? There’s a reason why the Senate dropped all the cases… Because it was fabricated. I hope you seek professional help. It’s just that you’ve been lied to and gaslighted by your own own party.

[@captainremo]

2:54 "this is my first civil war guys" 😂😂😂 hilarious

[@Atlas531]

Except for Trump shrugging, like, "Yea, maybe."

[@captainremo]

@Atlas531 i think he was more eyebrow raising or eye rolling, but it was a joke so everyone should take it in jest.

[@Atlas531]

@@captainremo , and you're a body language expert, right? It would be a lot more funny if he didn't provoke the Jan 6 riots, which he never apologized for.

[@DianeDiDiChapman]

😆😆😆🤣🤣

[@menoftheclothKTOG]

This was one of the most brilliant comedy speeches ever written. This should be taught in schools.

[@joevalencic5275]

More truth spoken than jokes.

[@nevastrong2850]

Truth spoken thru jokes!!

[@pattyo4703]

That was my thought!

[@ginadean5696]

It was funny!

[@SaltDisney.]

Jim Gaffigan did a GREAT job. He roasted everyone equally and he wasn't a rabid dog about it either. His comedy may not be appreciated by some and I was a bit apprehensive about him going way overboard like other "comics" in the past, but it was quite refreshing. Trump laughed at Jim's jokes and Jim laughed at Trump's jokes. Jim' & his wife both cracked up over several of Trump's jokes. It was a pleasant evening.

[@tunafang]

Agreed, but if Kamala wins, Gaffigan's going to prison for some as yet to be discovered crime.

[@mattculb6990]

Like it too except he keeps calling the former president -- president....

[@Really250]

​@@mattculb6990 that is long standing tradition in the US. So I have no idea what you are going on about.

[@johnmcdonald5636]

@@mattculb6990as it has been with every former president.

[@rodrigo445678]

@@mattculb6990that’s the tradition in the US..

[@TheApocalypseRace]

This was surprisingly hilarious 😂

[@mjcleveland4787]

All but the Kamala appearance.

[@obed6-r8f]

"The prestige, the allegations....which reminds me Letitia James is here " lol😂😂😂

[@mikedrop65]

"Why is VP harris not here?" PERFECT!

[@MrJamespeyton]

That just lost her more votes, but not as many as if she had shown up.

[@jjburgess1583]

​@@MrJamespeyton 😂😂 thats so true

[@Pprincess100]

She could not decide on what color to wear 😂😂😂

[@eaglerider1826]

@@Pprincess100 We know which pair of earrings she would choose .

[@Dee_Cooks]

She is getting more votes in Michigan while Trump is rubbing shoulders with billionaires.

[@jonathancox1779]

Nice. Thank you for using your comedic gift to expose more.

[@byronvisiado09]

OMG that Kamala video was soooo cringy.

[@2852DamsVult]

smelling armpits?? who came up with that?🤣🤣

[@dixonpinfold2582]

@@2852DamsVult Classic SNL running joke from a late 1990s skit.

[@dill-ez5ug]

i think you mean omg that Kamala video WAS cringe

[@yeojakimchee9514]

I know right? No one laughed at her cringy video clip!

[@Boglefam]

She has no personality

[@acasiere1]

Wow Schumer was cracking up. I never expected to see that😂

[@sirshitzalotkkk]

Kamala acting like she’s religious is hilarious. That skit made me physically ill.

[@user-fl6ko9do5y]

100% agree. She just made herself look even more phoney for a dollar. gross.

[@supermantra3437]

Trump nailed her Catholics for Trump indeed.

[@pearlangeline]

Same, it was disgusting.

[@shirljohn5900]

She was just afraid, she would burst into flames

[@CatholicsForTrump]

@@supermantra3437let’s gooo

[@MrSlabcorn]

I love this but it’s something so weird about watching all these mostly criminals laughing about their crimes

[@cw6644]

I thought the same thing

[@sabejreid2072]

'mostly criminals' covers all of the elites basically.

[@ChristianPena-ob3ke]

😂😂😂

[@johnwray393]

They've been openly mocking the American people for years now. It doesn't surprise me anymore.

[@lucygibbons8482]

Trump and Letitia James on the same podium is wild….good for him and his wife attending.

[@eM-ed5pz]

Jeffery Epstein's client list was in that room

[@stevencooper4422]

In good company with the rest of Hollywood and Catholic bishops

[@odoylerules4503]

and we will never get the honest truth

[@meastonjohnston2854]

Now we just need public schoolteachers to join in to pump up those rookie numbers.

[@oldfordman68]

Are you jealous you weren't there?

[@sofiaruha1277]

Sorry,Prince Andrew is legally barred to make a contribution,since he supposed to indulge himself and his family using the UK'S hard earned tax dollars,in addition to this, the British pound is a much stronger currency,then the US dollar.

[@mzamxa1]

Are those dark crystal muppets in the front row? Those old faces are nightmare fuel.

[@11rwwcny]

Why give Harris screen time when she didn’t show up. What a lying phony.

[@michaelwalsh8254]

Exactly.

[@jelsner5077]

Boo hoo!

[@pearlangeline]

Because people in the room are funding her hiding.

[@user-Robert_The_Real_Deal]

Yeah she's a phony compared to Trump who lies when breathes. Excuse me but she just had a interview on fox news and also did one with 60 minutes..how the heck is she hiding?

[@jelsner5077]

@@pearlangeline She was busy, campaigning to middle class voters. Why would she attend a craven dinner for billionaires?

[@steveyi2859]

Let me get this straight she had time to make the video but not attend. Okaaaay

[@Reginald_Harrison]

I’m sure she nailed it on the first take 🤣

[@JonasRaphaelKallasch]

I know that will probably blow your mind but you can actually shoot a video ahead of time and then play it later.

[@steveyi2859]

@@JonasRaphaelKallasch the amount of time to do that you might as well be there

[@irallan]

​@steveyi2859 and if your hundreds of kilometres away doing something else. Believe me I don't like Kamala Harris but the point of why she sent the video is because she had a schedule issue.elsewhere that she thought more important. Hence sending a video. Do you understand now.

[@drivethrupoet]

​@@irallanit's called scheduling and she's not out at a natural disaster, this is the first time EVER that the Dems haven't sent someone to this event

[@methodologies_of_care]

kamala is the only person who could not show up to an event and still make an ass of herself at said event

[@krasavam1625]

Wait for Trump to make fan of her in his next rally LOL

[@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed]

@@krasavam1625make FUN, not FAN. Learn toddler remedial English

[@FathomlessJoy]

Biden didn't show up either. Just seething sociopaths mired in hate.

[@krasavam1625]

@@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed Is that your reply to my comment, get over yourself, it was mistyping, sorry I hurt your feelings, I hope your English is better then kamala's

[@ReallyReformed97]

@@krasavam1625 He posted that several times on different people's comments. He probably has some serious constipation lol

[@galenspring2934]

I like how he pointed out how weird and freaky of a psy op it is to have all the billionaires awkwardly facing the audience like they are supposed to be highly regarded

[@BennyMex90]

Not one laugh during the Kamala Harris video….that was so bad

[@opheliazen]

Amazing how she talks about not being partisan and divisive as she is being both. We see right through you mamala.

[@j-ry-daflyguy]

Wtf was that

[@mikesuarez5366]

It was like a bad video from a theme park ride. Cringy unfunny poorly recorded crap

[@9112V]

What on earth was that?

[@Satc34]

I couldn't even watch. I had like one eye open. it was so cringe!

[@damienmorgan525]

Never seen a clean comic that is this funny if not funnier than dirty comics!!!!! Hysterical!

[@Immoralis85]

Check out John Pinette as probably the funniest clean comedian.

[@williamkent2446]

Nate Bargatze... Check him out, 100% clean

[@patrickkearney8774]

Anthony Jeselnik is also very family friendly

[@johnm8096]

Something Colbert could never pull off.

[@aceofchange]

Great mutually insulting dialogue… I never thought I’d say that but, with that, I appreciate and recognize Gaffigan as a true comedian

[@bloodlinefilms]

he definitely has his personal biases that he isnt shy about but he was very evenhanded here. thats the mark of a professional.

[@TheWriterNW]

This is how you do comedy! Skewer both sides and do it with some class! Well done, Jim Gaffigan!

[@bc5001]

Biden and Harris both not there. It is so obvious Obama told them not to go so they would not embarrass the party. Although Kamala found a way to still do just that.

[@kate2create738]

I cringed with that video skit, very confused what the purpose of it was.

[@FathomlessJoy]

Funny thing is, MSM reports tried to roast Trump for roasting others while participating in the charity roast. smh And he roasted himself too, which is always customary. Imagine the seething and hate from those too narcy to participate.

[@rightinthedome9973]

It's purpose was to mock Catholics​@@kate2create738

[@KB-ke3fi]

@@kate2create738 I didn't ge it either...anyone under 35 even knows what tha skit was even about back in the day

[@darrylmarbut47]

​@@KB-ke3fiI'm older and I have zero clue what they were thinking, it's Bizarro world crap all the way, incomprehensible!!

[@TylerKTanaka]

Oh man Gaffigan did a great job absolutely ROASTING the room… it was all funny & accurate!

[@cleon8552]

Oh I just reliased she could not attend in person because teleprompter wont be available.🤣🤣

[@JudyWhite-be3ke]

So true!

[@tiffanyburson2106]

😂😂

[@solarpaneling]

Bluetooth earrings on the fritz

[@donovandublin8172]

Yeah, that was the joke...think about it.​@mikenewkirk565

[@Chad-ManYT]

It was for Jim and only for Jim.​@@mikenewkirk565

[@eb6935]

Thank you Forbes for posting this

[@smutnamezatka]

Great roasting, great jokes, great performance. My faves are "Dont feel bad if u dont have any allegations yet" and "J&J putting an unvaxxed quarterback"

[@aprilburrows3646]

My expectations were very low and I was cracking up throughout. Bravo! 👏🏻

[@AZ-nr1id]

Love how he put the middle class comment in the, especially because it’s true haha. They’re all filthy rich in both parties and have no clue.

[@littleangel4780]

It was a jab at Kamala and her never ending "I grew up a middle class kid" nonsense. She didn't show up so the middle class was not accounted for 😅

[@LuLuLandofWorld]

@@littleangel4780 yeah if you say so, he mean what he say

[@littleangel4780]

@@LuLuLandofWorld sorry you didn't get it lulu. Maybe next time

[@AZ-nr1id]

@@littleangel4780 yes her father was a professor at Stanford and mother had a PhD from Stanford, that is not middle class!!

[@sarahs5340]

Exactly! We are like their mules.

[@garyfellow35]

Fair roasting. Truly enjoyed it.

[@billyhall53]

"they're called the Biden family"😂

[@ooohlaa13]

I call them OBiden!

[@brianmccloskey2842]

That was his best joke 😂😂

[@peteranoia4570]

Out a litany of zingers, it was the best.

[@John_Q]

Not even 10 minutes in and I'm dying from laughing so hard. What an absolute legend Gaffigan is.

[@Hipstove]

It is quite clear that she had not watched the event before. Otherwise she would not produce a video like this. Quite embarrassing.

[@MySweetBlake]

She can’t speak the entire two minutes (too taxing on that tiny brain) so she has to get celebrity power to help and talk for more than half of it for her. Trump talked for a very long time with no teleprompter and killed it!

[@malmstring]

If she is losing her constituents she's doing more damage to herself than at anytime in her campaign. Whole room full of colleagues and she does that?

[@dw1419]

Molly Shannon hasn’t been relevant in 25 years, and it’s easy to see why.

[@tekel6900]

I feel like her campaign is screwing her on purpose, i could write a better script for her, and I'm not even voting for her

[@exeter66]

It was more of a bad audition for molly v Kamaltoes

[@bewareofchild2462]

It is so comforting that the wealthy Democrats and Republicans can come together, there is hope for our country. That was a good one, Jim.

[@catherinemcdavid1533]

Did they really let Kamala do a produced video skit? It never ends.

[@eaglerider1826]

I'm sure there were a lot of edits .

[@sabejreid2072]

Yeah - just unbelievable

[@CatholicsForTrump]

She couldn’t even be funny on her own, needed another comedian who wasn’t even funny to do her job

[@rosalindpacana1330]

That’s her Forte RECORDING , TAPING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@catherinemcdavid1533]

@@eaglerider1826 😂😂😂truth

[@LyleFrancisDelp]

11:00. Melania is a most elegant and cultured person. The media ignores her, but really, she was, and will be again, a most gracious first lady.

[@misssaavy]

Yes. So unsung. History will be kind to her!

[@dulcieparker7425]

I don't really care dot dot dot .Ya gotta set that bar higher, me thinks. Has she brushed up on her English cuz she sure as sh!t didn't DURING his term, I mean... she coulda right? Talk about cringeworthy.. I wish, I wish it weren't so... I wanted so bad for her to step up. It coulda been good instead of shameful, all around.

[@LyleFrancisDelp]

@@dulcieparker7425 Shame on you. Her English is fine...just with a thick accent. She is fluent in five languages. How many do you speak?

[@davidratnam1815]

A comedian came on stage to warn the public that the theatre was on fire, everybody laughed and clapped

[@hildegundesimmons9700]

That front row is frightening

[@McGillicuddy-cjv]

Gaffigan was great! A Catholic Irishman speaking at an event named for a Catholic Irishman. Al Smith would approve.

[@jameshepburn4631]

Actually Al Smith was of Irish and Italian ancestry. Part German too. Al’s mother was Irish. Father was 3/4 Italian, 1/4 German who ‘Americanized’ his name to Smith.

[@xwind1313]

Congratulations Melania, you are truly a FIRST LADY, and a class act. ♥️

[@cathalhendron3941]

Oh come on

[@Joyce-r4o]

Agree!!

[@sandramorning8901]

​@@cathalhendron3941Kamala slept her way up the political ladder and you think Melania is bad??

[@Seekq]

Definitely! Classy lady-She always had it .

[@onedaya_martian1238]

Croatian who're you kidding.

[@Justaguyb5c]

So Kamala decided not to go to this?? Yeah Catholics we need to get out and vote now more than ever.

[@StevenSimpson-it5mv]

Because a presidential candidate can be everywhere at all times.

[@theREALsum]

@@StevenSimpson-it5mv Not to mention the Vice President

[@Beachkid-ru5he]

L O L

[@Beachkid-ru5he]

L O L

[@AliciaLopez-rx8vz]

I’m a Catholic and I’m voting for Harris/Walz because we Catholics hate the Devil! 👍🏽

[@SpuddsBuckley]

Absolutely crushed it. Jim is one of the best.

[@Kaixo-Zemouz]

Melania is a class act

[@DennisMerwood]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@RossiSenn]

True. She's been belittled and laughed at and said such mean things to. And she doesn't retort or try to get back.

[@ronaldbrockett2937]

Where's Byron Donald I figured he be in the front seat

[@jelsner5077]

For a call girl?

[@tjjackson517]

she’s complicit af

[@KYShepherd]

Everything was great until the Kamala video... that was CRINGY.

[@mohigulhashimova406]

That is good old comedian, very funny and to the point!!! Love it 😊

[@aswinwarier]

Its crazy to see Gaffigan , who live tweeted his sorrow during Trumps first election become so disillusioned with the democrats. Great job as a comedian and human being

[@AnthonyWW45]

Oh my god. That speech from Harris was horrendous

[@GranolaBear13]

AnthonyWW45 - I remember the first time I heard/saw her speak. I never thought I'd see someone more phony and annoying than Hillary Clinton.

[@merriemerrie7378]

So phony, so deceitful, so scripted.

[@funzario144]

@@merriemerrie7378 And above all so cringe.

[@timprescott4634]

“Alright, that one didn’t work…” 😂😂😂😂 Well done, Gaff!

[@combinedeffects4799]

I am not even a citizen- I live in Canada and I am voting for Trump - in my spirit , my soul and my conscience . I need to feel free again if Trump wins.

[@melbymelb23]

I hear they’re allowing people to vote without proof of citizenship. Just saying.

[@realdealio1]

Same!

[@deborahlester4018]

​@@realdealio1 Thank you. We need the prayers of the whole world.

[@georgeorwell3501]

PRAY for Donald Trump. He is not our savior but we CANNOT survive four more years of Marxism and authoritarian.

[@icantgetthenameiwant5848]

As an American we are also hoping you guys get rid of Trudeau

[@crazycarl00]

Cardinal Dolan, out of the gate, is having an absolute blast and it makes me so happy.

[@chaz1672002]

OMG the secret Trump voter joke. Killed it!

[@kelseabauer183]

There’s lots of em. I’m in the medical profession. Drs lawyers, nurses, all trump …And I don’t know many kumala fans. Too smart

[@ytToxicDreams]

Yeah that joke landed for me 😂

[@dulcieparker7425]

code

[@bjiggs01]

Yikes. That Kamala skit was cringe.

[@CatMamaX4]

💯‼️

[@MichaelChoi]

So cringey, she is the worst candidate in history.

[@JagoSevatar88]

Yeah that was a rough one.

[@tjjackson517]

not as cringe as trump’s town hall

[@Sweepersteve8611]

You should watch one of her interviews 😂

[@rscott2187]

Jim Gaffigan under rated for decades, have alway liked him very much! (thank you Bob & Tom)

[@rm-gh1co]

Jim Gaffigan 's Hot Pocket comedy was the funniest I've ever heard. Truly hilarious.

[@ronaldp.vincent8226]

Imagine Ricky Gervais speaking at this event lol

[@mrfirestop415]

Who?

[@aliciagomez2817]

He did what all comedians did back in the day! He took aim at both sides! He wasn’t doing the woke. Bravo to Jim👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@Huntress59]

Once a person says “ he wasn’t doing the Woke” I know they don’t know what woke means . If you’re not woke you’re sleep

[@MissyM3]

Yes. We want 80s comedy back - when people laughed because it was a JOKE. No good comedy movies anymore because of political correctness and being cancelled.

[@susanengel-ix8bl]

Exactly 💯, the man was funny without being crass and he talked about all of them.

[@DianeDiDiChapman]

👏👏👏

[@lcie7737]

Jim you’ve got the medicine we all need, thanks for all the laughs!

[@PeterParker-xv9mo]

Jim made me a fan again after this. He had lost me when he started opening his mouth about politics publicly . But after this, i remembered why i liked him. Love his foody found mind.

[@alisiamondragon3013]

21:37 - 22:05 FINALLY SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING!!!

[@TheJuanqui1]

Hats off for saying “President Trump” and not “Former President”

[@eagleeye2300]

Agree.

[@DanielHansenTrades]

They never said that about Obama, when someone says President, it means they acknowledge that the 2020 election was rigged

[@jessejohnson5123]

Yup he knows what's up.

[@latisarahman1924]

WHAT ABOUT F.U TRUMP

[@Superstarseven]

Dude, please

[@CarroleApperson]

This was so great!! A real comedian so refreshing, thank you Jim😅

[@cindyjalbert6433]

Trump2024

[@cindyjalbert6433]

First LadyTrump is so beautiful and so precious

[@Swede_4_DragonBeliever]

Greetings from Sweden 🎉 I'm praying for MAGA in November for the sake of ALL of us ❤

[@BillSmithHimself]

Ditto from Australia

[@A13-u8g]

Thank you from USA

[@kevinwalsh4652]

I dated a girl from Ljusdal???

[@Andy3612]

@@kevinwalsh4652 That was a man

[@judyd3563]

BRA

[@smokinbones1618]

Not a single person in the room laughed at the Molly Shannon bit during her video. Ha.