Donald Trump Slapped with a Gag Order, Furious George Santos Has a Meltdown & Still No House Speaker

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

7 ай бұрын

A solar eclipse was visible from the western United States over the weekend, the Taylor Swift concert movie made $93 million at the box office over the weekend and fans everywhere are going crazy, we still don’t have a Speaker of the House and it looks like they might let the people decide, George Santos was seen roaming the halls of the Congress holding a baby and having a meltdown, a federal judge issued a partial gag order on Trump in the case related to January 6th, the MLB playoffs are underway and Phillies right-fielder Nick Castellanos made a sunny appearance on “MLB Tonight” after a big game, and we went out onto Hollywood Blvd to spread the word in a special medical edition of “Breaking the News.”
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@delmarhagedorn6376
@delmarhagedorn6376 7 ай бұрын
I am willing for Trump to go to jail, toooo.
@marioromero4077
@marioromero4077 7 ай бұрын
haha me too!
@hodaka1000
@hodaka1000 7 ай бұрын
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make 😏😒😒 🎃🪗
@user-tn3qf1gg1j
@user-tn3qf1gg1j 7 ай бұрын
He has my vote for the nearest penitentiary.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 ай бұрын
Lasagna Bear for Speaker!
@chris4973
@chris4973 7 ай бұрын
My vote’s for Cocaine Bear (look it up, couldn’t -or would’ve!!! posted a photo of the DVD cover)
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 7 ай бұрын
Donald Trump saying he'd go to jail if it protected democracy and made the country a better place is the most lucid and self-aware thing he's ever said.
@nogames284
@nogames284 7 ай бұрын
I don't htink u ever seen him try to identify a man, woman, and tv before though... he got all of them right. cognitively, a genius
@ronald-xs7sp
@ronald-xs7sp 7 ай бұрын
That has to be the biggest lie he's ever told!
@fortybelow1973
@fortybelow1973 7 ай бұрын
​@@nogames284Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV. I bet over 1,000,000 others can post the above. And know that it means nothing. "Much Ado About Nothing", or something similar sums it up. Props to Billy Shakespeare.❤
@joshuastanton6731
@joshuastanton6731 7 ай бұрын
Too bad like most things he said, it was a pure unadulterated lie.
@kathrynchase4795
@kathrynchase4795 7 ай бұрын
One can only hope !! 😅
@pennyholliday7981
@pennyholliday7981 7 ай бұрын
I'm from Ohio & dont want Jim Jordan to represent Ohio or Speaker of the House after his coverup at The Ohio University. He should be sued by all of those students that was abused.
@amberackerson5916
@amberackerson5916 7 ай бұрын
Santos used the baby as a prop, unbelievable.
@fjalics
@fjalics 7 ай бұрын
Liz Chaney should be elected speaker with a good deal. She would put the MAGA freaks in their place.
@karinpewe3840
@karinpewe3840 7 ай бұрын
They don´t want a decent person.
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 7 ай бұрын
They lost the only two sane people, so now they are left with the crazies.
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 7 ай бұрын
They could attempt at least TRYING TO REFORM THEIR PARTY!!!!
@SafetySpooon
@SafetySpooon 7 ай бұрын
You know she voted with trump over 90% of the time?
@kimbella1452
@kimbella1452 7 ай бұрын
I would vote for her
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac 7 ай бұрын
George Santos literally leaves me at a loss for words... how this guy ever became a Congressman is beyond comprehension.
@laura749
@laura749 7 ай бұрын
There are more congresspeople beyond comprehension..
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын
Why shouldn't the first NASA astronaut to step foot on the moon, and the only man to receive Grammy for Volleyball Leadership be a congressman?
@alfonzalynn9387
@alfonzalynn9387 7 ай бұрын
ChandlerSomborac Because the voters in his district believed everything he promised them just like Trump did when he first run in 2016 and like Trump he broke everyone of them
@carolynnabours7530
@carolynnabours7530 7 ай бұрын
Same way it happened for MTG, Jim Jordan, Loren Boebert, Matt Gates, -----must I go on??? So many!!!!
@user-tn3qf1gg1j
@user-tn3qf1gg1j 7 ай бұрын
Lot's of fraudulently misrepresentations
@greenmachineglow2941
@greenmachineglow2941 7 ай бұрын
There really needs to be basic requirements for elected officials. Many of the current members of Congress wouldn't qualify for a Jr management position, no less a security clearance. Watching Santos yell his grievances in the halls of Congress is a perfect example. We must vet our countries leadership in at least a similar fashion that we vet their secretaries.
@CelesteKnowles
@CelesteKnowles 7 ай бұрын
You're so right.
@jefe2098
@jefe2098 7 ай бұрын
Fjb
@fun0537
@fun0537 7 ай бұрын
Sort of like the president.
@JennyJeong425
@JennyJeong425 7 ай бұрын
George Santos reminds me of the "Leave Brittany ALONE!" guy from many years ago.
@sooz9433
@sooz9433 7 ай бұрын
I gag every time I see trump and I don't even have an order.. 🤢
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 7 ай бұрын
Or hear his voice
@charlesasmith7836
@charlesasmith7836 7 ай бұрын
Me too.🤢😆
@markedly1013
@markedly1013 7 ай бұрын
Good one!
@BigMacProDaddy
@BigMacProDaddy 7 ай бұрын
nice
@joycemcswain5279
@joycemcswain5279 7 ай бұрын
Me too
@attlebridge1203
@attlebridge1203 7 ай бұрын
Santos was just happy to be yelling something other than “NO COMMENT!!
@yellowlt6
@yellowlt6 7 ай бұрын
The GOP has fallen to an entirely new low. It would be laughable if they weren't so scary.
@johnsmith-cw3wo
@johnsmith-cw3wo 7 ай бұрын
yeah... and yet Trump will win in 2024
@JohnBuckmaster-sw3wm
@JohnBuckmaster-sw3wm 7 ай бұрын
You sound like a person that’s scared of their own shadow… Boo
@patches3216
@patches3216 7 ай бұрын
​@@JohnBuckmaster-sw3wm gop a.k.a. tcp "the chaos party"
@matthewschwartz6607
@matthewschwartz6607 7 ай бұрын
@@JohnBuckmaster-sw3wm- Just think that you mean the GOP, the people banning books and anything else that they hate.
@thomas6069
@thomas6069 7 ай бұрын
Don't be scared it's gonna be allright the Generals and Admirals are not going to let us fail in stopping these people they don't want anything to happen to their summer house at the Hamptons or the ski lodge in Aspen I am not trying to be funny it will be allright we will overcome the American Taliban.
@elsaadamson3521
@elsaadamson3521 7 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is a true American patriot. He speaks truth to power! 🇺🇲 ❤
@sergiocable
@sergiocable 7 ай бұрын
Traitor
@bradleyriles3889
@bradleyriles3889 7 ай бұрын
He's the mouthpiece of power
@Avarren
@Avarren 7 ай бұрын
@@sergiocablehow is Jimmy a traitor? Specifics please.
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 7 ай бұрын
Yes Donald, we're very happy you're "willing to go jail, [to] and make our country a democracy again." 🙏🏾🇺🇲💙
@spenfor1598
@spenfor1598 7 ай бұрын
The sooner the better too!! 🚔🚔🖒
@charlesasmith7836
@charlesasmith7836 7 ай бұрын
I agree America would be great again 💙💯🙂
@marysalamone8067
@marysalamone8067 7 ай бұрын
He's willing to go to jail cuz he wants to be seen as a martyr.
@easymoneysniper9013
@easymoneysniper9013 7 ай бұрын
What a hero 😂😂😂😂 owning the libs 😂😂😂
@easymoneysniper9013
@easymoneysniper9013 7 ай бұрын
​@@marysalamone8067yep they must he telling him he going to jail behind the scenes 😂😂😂
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 7 ай бұрын
Donnie is in trouble. Perhaps Lauren Boebert can give him a HAND.
@PhillyFrank1
@PhillyFrank1 7 ай бұрын
Nick Castellanos’ responses to those inane sportscaster “questions” were perfect. How do those media guys keep their jobs if they can’t do better than that?
@Jilla0559
@Jilla0559 7 ай бұрын
Stormy said it looked more like a Mushroom than a carrot
@glennmartin1632
@glennmartin1632 7 ай бұрын
Really Donald makes me gag without any orders
@danni1993
@danni1993 7 ай бұрын
🤣
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын
What about Grimace and Hamburgular?
@user-tn3qf1gg1j
@user-tn3qf1gg1j 7 ай бұрын
Stand back and stand by I'm officially off to jail and the Whole World Celebrate's with spontaneous dancing in the streets and block parties.
@c4real91
@c4real91 7 ай бұрын
According to Stormy , he couldn't make a hamster gag lol🍄
@danni1993
@danni1993 7 ай бұрын
@@c4real91 😂
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 ай бұрын
Jordan smiles like he's trying not to see an assault in a locker room.
@what8562
@what8562 7 ай бұрын
Like he is trying to watch but not to report
@54mgtf22
@54mgtf22 7 ай бұрын
Allegedly…
@laura749
@laura749 7 ай бұрын
Does anyone else think his smile is just as awkward as deSantis smile..?
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 7 ай бұрын
@@54mgtf22All those young men who testified make it pretty certain.
@LostintheTwilightZone
@LostintheTwilightZone 7 ай бұрын
It's downright creepy.......
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 7 ай бұрын
As someone who looks like he eats babies for breakfast, Donald Trump should be the last person to criticise ANYBODY for "eating their young."
@jaengen
@jaengen 7 ай бұрын
Baby elephants, by the size of him.
@rathersane
@rathersane 7 ай бұрын
To be fair, he only ate the smart ones.
@junegagnon3921
@junegagnon3921 7 ай бұрын
What a ridiculous statement! Are you in middle school?!
@JohnClark-tt2bl
@JohnClark-tt2bl 7 ай бұрын
Santos is right, he's not a drag queen, he's a freaking drama queen.
@kangaroo7466
@kangaroo7466 7 ай бұрын
Furious George... hilarious
@zzzT.
@zzzT. 7 ай бұрын
🤣
@PeanutsMommy
@PeanutsMommy 7 ай бұрын
Good thing Trump is "ready to go to jail," because that's EXACTLY where he's headed.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 7 ай бұрын
🤞🏾
@stratostatic
@stratostatic 7 ай бұрын
Friends and I are getting everything ready to throw a massive celebration party for when that happens.
@danni1993
@danni1993 7 ай бұрын
@@stratostatic Please invite me...I have no friends that AREN'T MAGAts.
@charlesasmith7836
@charlesasmith7836 7 ай бұрын
Agree and belongs too🔒
@powerboatguy2308
@powerboatguy2308 7 ай бұрын
Old plantation Joe is probably not far behind-lol
@suzannebaker2519
@suzannebaker2519 7 ай бұрын
Missed you Jimmy !!! You bring laughter which is desperately need in the USA and world. Thank you sir ❤
@kassassin_brahgawk
@kassassin_brahgawk 7 ай бұрын
That mom was BAFFLED when her kids took bites of that ice cream
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 7 ай бұрын
Slap Donald with a prison sentence
@kealunleday3948
@kealunleday3948 7 ай бұрын
Just slap him
@charlesasmith7836
@charlesasmith7836 7 ай бұрын
Agree a lifetime prison.sentence
@colleyslimmaz4502
@colleyslimmaz4502 7 ай бұрын
Please, like get it over with already!
@miladabravenec14
@miladabravenec14 7 ай бұрын
Along with Biden and his son
@genuineimpulse9134
@genuineimpulse9134 7 ай бұрын
@@miladabravenec14Saudi Arabia gave Jared Kushner two billion. No corruption there. They probably just hit it off at the camel races. There’s a real crook!! Hunter Biden they are grasping trying to add up to eight million ! AMATEURS
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 ай бұрын
George just needs that baby's identity because it has no criminal record... yet.
@randyross5630
@randyross5630 7 ай бұрын
Leave Santos Alone!
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 7 ай бұрын
It's an accomplice now.
@everettseay8505
@everettseay8505 7 ай бұрын
Who would allow that creep to hold a infant,That's Child Abuse!🤔⚖️
@adamgardiner5869
@adamgardiner5869 7 ай бұрын
Damn that bear left less of a mess than my kids do when they raid the fridge.
@karinmiller1821
@karinmiller1821 7 ай бұрын
Your costume/art crew outdid themselves on that Speaker game show bit! Nice job. Funny too. And not such a bad idea. It’s hard to out-riculous the GOP.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 ай бұрын
Donnie violated that gag order in the bathroom within 5 minutes, guaranteed. Loudly.
@troyallen8223
@troyallen8223 7 ай бұрын
You mean Donna the Drama Queen 👑 trump?
@user-tn3qf1gg1j
@user-tn3qf1gg1j 7 ай бұрын
He's freewheeling now without the depends Diaper's in place ,just *hits his pants and mentally classifies as top secret for his eyes only.
@Michiganian8
@Michiganian8 7 ай бұрын
It’s amazing how smart bears are to even know there’s food in the fridge ☺️
@hilpei3675
@hilpei3675 7 ай бұрын
That bit on letting America decide is TERRIFYING -- that's kind of what's happening... politics becomes reality TV and morons get to decide our fate.
@becker8565
@becker8565 7 ай бұрын
Donald Trump you made my night you have actually said it right out you can go to jail and we all in America can have our democracy back
@lisagrobbelaar-el6ls
@lisagrobbelaar-el6ls 7 ай бұрын
Well said
@tonybryant2905
@tonybryant2905 7 ай бұрын
Joe has is on the verge of ww3 and bankruptcy i hope your kids get drafted first.
@radical9er
@radical9er 7 ай бұрын
Unfortunatly, he opened the can of worms for the worms to come out. Trump exists because of the can of worms. If he goes down, many are eager to take his place and act worse.
@user-tn3qf1gg1j
@user-tn3qf1gg1j 7 ай бұрын
From Dons lips to GOD'S Ear's here's hoping he finally disappears Forever.
@danmarino711
@danmarino711 7 ай бұрын
Telling criminal 45 to shut his pie hole is like trying to plug up a massive NY sewage pipe from leaking.
@JAYSONGS
@JAYSONGS 7 ай бұрын
Oh how we missed you Jimmy Kimmel… So glad you’re back!
@DRNT940
@DRNT940 7 ай бұрын
Santos made drama thinking it would redirect everyone's attention off his criminality. Also he craves attention and acts out when he doesn't know what else to do. It's a reflex like a self defense mechanism.
@the-real-iandavid
@the-real-iandavid 7 ай бұрын
"Jack Smith... has a terrible record of failure". In other words, Jack Smith isn't good at failing, ergo he's good at succeeding! 🤭
@pdxpete48
@pdxpete48 7 ай бұрын
I'm so glad late night is back; we need it now more than ever, laughter and smiles have been hard to find lately.🙃
@randyshaw2706
@randyshaw2706 7 ай бұрын
I really like having you back Jimmy, however it is the writers that I especially enjoy having back.
@sfurules
@sfurules 7 ай бұрын
for some reason I wanted to go all internet on you and be like, "YoU dOn"t ThInK hE aCtUaLlY rEaDs CoMmEnTs Do YoU?" then I realized you're just being a cool person and I feel bad. I'm sorry that my reaction was to be a jerk when you were just being cool.
@willwebber6496
@willwebber6496 7 ай бұрын
So how many times has Trump lashed out at Aileen Cannon? Oh that's right, zero, because she keeps delaying things just like he wants.
@searsfarmcat3328
@searsfarmcat3328 7 ай бұрын
Oh Jimmy, we girls did the same thing at "A Hard Days Night", the Beatles' movie, in 1964. We screamed and cried and almost tore our hair out just to see them on that big screen. I'm 72 now, and I still remember it clearly.
@deejayk5939
@deejayk5939 7 ай бұрын
Me too! Turned 70 and remember it clear as can be❤
@dcamron46
@dcamron46 7 ай бұрын
That bear has good taste, and is a respectable guest!
@user-mc6tr1vp2v
@user-mc6tr1vp2v 7 ай бұрын
Somewhere between The Wiggles and a drug-fueled rave. That is possibly the most perfect description I've ever heard of the Taylor Swift vibe.
@scaryguyy
@scaryguyy 7 ай бұрын
He's willing to go to jail... yeah, sure 🤣 he would fight it tooth and nail and would pull every stunt imaginable to avoid it
@Drums-ve8on
@Drums-ve8on 7 ай бұрын
Unfortunately the target of the gag order still makes me gag,
@hustlecrowe9440
@hustlecrowe9440 7 ай бұрын
The Taylor Swift movie footage looks like if there was a evangelical revival at a GAP.
@James-tq8go
@James-tq8go 7 ай бұрын
George is a total queen.
@randyross5630
@randyross5630 7 ай бұрын
George Santos is a Modern Day Hero!
@James-tq8go
@James-tq8go 7 ай бұрын
@@randyross5630 What was he doing running around with that baby screaming at everyone? Lol
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 7 ай бұрын
@@randyross5630 - I agree. Several times over. One day, he's Superman, next day he's Batman, next Spider-Man... Great man letting us all know those not-fake-at-all truths!
@mariastewart8810
@mariastewart8810 7 ай бұрын
Tru dat!
@thepolarphantasm2319
@thepolarphantasm2319 7 ай бұрын
How has no one else noticed he's just Roger from American Dad
@melodieshimon
@melodieshimon 7 ай бұрын
So glad you late night are back 😂was loosing my mind !!
@adriangutierrez7233
@adriangutierrez7233 7 ай бұрын
A gag order means something different in prison. 😂
@canyonboatman
@canyonboatman 7 ай бұрын
Make Taylor Swift Speaker of the house. Problem solved.
@hardcoreherbivore4730
@hardcoreherbivore4730 7 ай бұрын
Her fans would shutdown the government like the January 6th crowd never could. 😬
@colwilliamnoydb4134
@colwilliamnoydb4134 7 ай бұрын
Ick. Another nobody running the govt.
@freya8133
@freya8133 7 ай бұрын
At least it would keep her from "singing"....
@genuineimpulse9134
@genuineimpulse9134 7 ай бұрын
She’s smart enough not to want the job.
@jwanie366
@jwanie366 7 ай бұрын
Imagine if Liz Cheney becomes Speaker; that would be such a huge middle finger to the MAGA Republicans lol. Also I don't see George Santos making it through the rest of his Congressional term
@nicholasfarrell5981
@nicholasfarrell5981 7 ай бұрын
Sadly, I do. The GOPukes can't afford to lose his alleged votes.
@phaedrapage4217
@phaedrapage4217 7 ай бұрын
I'd love to see Liz as Speaker.
@jb-i-m4735
@jb-i-m4735 7 ай бұрын
​@@nicholasfarrell5981 GOPukes! THAT should be a bumper sticker 😂😅hahaha
@teresaromanski3925
@teresaromanski3925 7 ай бұрын
Liz voted with maga over 90% of the time she was still in office, overthrowing our democracy was the only bridge too far. Voter suppression and gerrymandering etc. Was all good with her. The fake weapons of mass destruction war, was all good with her, she's her father's daughter, after all.
@futureglobal7258
@futureglobal7258 7 ай бұрын
Liz Cheney is a saner version of Nancy Mace.
@karinmiller1821
@karinmiller1821 7 ай бұрын
Your costume/art crew outdid themselves on that Speaker game show bit! Nice job. Funny too. And not such a bad idea. It’s hard to out-ridiculous the GOP. I might watch “How I met Mother.” 😂
@mortyjansen399
@mortyjansen399 7 ай бұрын
I would like to see some consequences for Trump for violating those gag orders.
@kinlika
@kinlika 7 ай бұрын
I would like to see Trump touring Dallas in an open top car..
@louisjones-ql3tc
@louisjones-ql3tc 7 ай бұрын
​@@kinlikaWow that's deep
@kinlika
@kinlika 7 ай бұрын
@@louisjones-ql3tc Americans who have not travelled outside America have little understanding about the worlds opinion of Trump. what Trump did and what Trump will do if he is re-elected... Trump was a figure of ridicule...Way beyond ridicule now... 4 Indictments, 91 charges, Treason , espionage, selling State Secrets , two sexual abuse cases ,tax evasion, illegal payments to sex workers and 80% of America will still vote for Trump... The 80% either know something us 7+ Billion non Americans know.. Or vice versa..
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder 7 ай бұрын
If a suspected drug dealer and gang member would have publicly stated "If you are coming after me I am coming after you" he would be in jail right now. This is a literal Trump quote and he still hasn't paid any consequences. There is definitely a different standard for Trump: He is treated better than anybody else when charged with crimes. Maybe he should have been treated the same way he wants to treat people suspected of shop lifting?
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 7 ай бұрын
We all would!
@karenpiotte90
@karenpiotte90 7 ай бұрын
trump at a rally saying he was going to jail and his cult cheered! What do you think he called them back stage!
@marioromero4077
@marioromero4077 7 ай бұрын
amazing
@user-tn3qf1gg1j
@user-tn3qf1gg1j 7 ай бұрын
The audio department messed up again deja voo a few months back when the song they played him onto the stage said he's going to jail ,epic fail.
@Woosaidthat
@Woosaidthat 7 ай бұрын
Loyal, mindless supporters
@DianeSLewis100
@DianeSLewis100 7 ай бұрын
So glad you’re back, Jimmy!!!
@michaeld4868
@michaeld4868 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for adding the previously on Jimmy Kimmel Intro bit! Much appreciated from your international viewers.
@rowanhaigh8782
@rowanhaigh8782 7 ай бұрын
Props to the dude at the end who tells him to get a mask!❤
@dthomas9230
@dthomas9230 7 ай бұрын
Hand sanitizers, masks, and distancing from idiotic newsmen are required if spreading viruses is accepted as entertainment
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 7 ай бұрын
Prison guard: You’re allowed one phone call each day. Did you make a call today? Trump: Yes. It was perfect.
@mufflejoy
@mufflejoy 7 ай бұрын
He called for McNuggets.
@mufflejoy
@mufflejoy 7 ай бұрын
@@skygreen133 It seems to be working
@anitapownall9556
@anitapownall9556 7 ай бұрын
I think if someone says they want to suspend the Constitution, they have no right to be protected by it.
@ruthslone2992
@ruthslone2992 7 ай бұрын
That bear is smart enough, let’s make him Growler of the House!
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 7 ай бұрын
Donald Trump spends so much time in the same courtroom they named a local park bench after him. The bench is suing for defamation.
@k.ferguson2982
@k.ferguson2982 7 ай бұрын
I hear they've issued a bench warrant. 🤪
@dagordon1041
@dagordon1041 7 ай бұрын
Good one.
@shadetreebrews
@shadetreebrews 7 ай бұрын
Correction: The bench is suing for defecation.
@MG-jj3pn
@MG-jj3pn 7 ай бұрын
Santos is a hysterical baby
@DuggyDugunder
@DuggyDugunder 7 ай бұрын
You can't forget to pop in Jake Byrd's name when he's on! I always forget it, and always have to re-watch everything he's ever done when he's on! Jake Byrd, Jake Byrd, Jake Byrd!
@lmartinez891
@lmartinez891 7 ай бұрын
For once Rump is right … 😂 He said he is going to jail and the country becomes a Democracy again
@johnlevario3577
@johnlevario3577 7 ай бұрын
I just want to know why he is given so much grace. If it were up to me he would be in jail yesterday.
@rayjohnson9781
@rayjohnson9781 7 ай бұрын
☮️🇺🇸⚖️Mara-Lardo still doesn’t realize he’s going to prison and he doesn’t have a choice.☮️🇺🇸⚖️
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 7 ай бұрын
🤞🏾
@RogerPeet
@RogerPeet 7 ай бұрын
Jimmy, You are my #1 choice for talk shows ! That was me in a bear suit. I love lasagna.
@wess674
@wess674 7 ай бұрын
In all seriousness, Santos needs to be closely watched for a awhile now. I’ve been around patients with mental issues enough to recognize desperation. It wouldn’t surprise me to hear Santos overdosed. He is not a stable person what so ever. His friends/family need to stay close to him.
@BobZombie8806
@BobZombie8806 7 ай бұрын
If Santos doesn’t stop screaming, the reporters can’t ask him hard questions lol
@54mgtf22
@54mgtf22 7 ай бұрын
To quote Shrek, “You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”
@JAYSONGS
@JAYSONGS 7 ай бұрын
👍🏼🙏🏻
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 7 ай бұрын
Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.
@JAYSONGS
@JAYSONGS 7 ай бұрын
😂❤
@Flamenco1313
@Flamenco1313 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@p.j.m.d.1948
@p.j.m.d.1948 7 ай бұрын
😳🤔🥴🤪😂🧐🤣😆
@donh7909
@donh7909 7 ай бұрын
Love that skit.. PS; Santos is truly wacked.. And did you see him running off with lunch..
@user-fx8fw8vo6s
@user-fx8fw8vo6s 7 ай бұрын
I couldn't name you one single song by Taylor Swift, even if my life depended on it!
@BlueLineGroovy
@BlueLineGroovy 7 ай бұрын
Me either. lol. … and I DJ’ed for 20 years.
@freya8133
@freya8133 7 ай бұрын
You have taste. Count yourself lucky.
@nedludd7622
@nedludd7622 7 ай бұрын
This is the best Kimmel episode in a while. "The Masked Speaker" was especially good.
@pennycoyote3855
@pennycoyote3855 7 ай бұрын
...the courts need to stop treating him like he's a National Treasure and bind him over pending trial. Anyone else sure would be.
@AbidingDude420
@AbidingDude420 7 ай бұрын
National disgrace is more like it!
@genuineimpulse9134
@genuineimpulse9134 7 ай бұрын
Criminal defendant Trump.
@Dexy83
@Dexy83 7 ай бұрын
I'm watching this after the first Speaker vote... Jordan lost 20! 😂😂😂
@jimmipadge
@jimmipadge 7 ай бұрын
Someone should nominate Liz Cheney for Speaker, it *_IS_* a conservative majority for now, so may as well have a “reasonable” conservative holding the gavel.
@lifetimepav
@lifetimepav 7 ай бұрын
I thought the bear was gonna put the lasagna in the oven to heat up.
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 7 ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗❤️👍
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 7 ай бұрын
Yes hands down...
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 7 ай бұрын
@@whiskyjames4200 😊👍
@suzannebaker2519
@suzannebaker2519 7 ай бұрын
Yes welcome back ❤❤❤
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 7 ай бұрын
​@@suzannebaker2519❤️❤️❤️❤️🤗👍
@anniehuckerby9281
@anniehuckerby9281 7 ай бұрын
That pic of Jordon his smile looks like the Jokers smile 😂
@1gypsy731
@1gypsy731 7 ай бұрын
What would we do without Jimmy Kimmel? lol
@bsing2u
@bsing2u 7 ай бұрын
Santos carrying his lunch..🍽
@Flamenco1313
@Flamenco1313 7 ай бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@greenmachineglow2941
@greenmachineglow2941 7 ай бұрын
I am quite offended in behalf of all the good people who carry their lunch 😅
@mexx8093
@mexx8093 7 ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy 💗 Always saying the truth in the best way of the facts. You're amazing. Keep it up✨ 👏👏👏
@armandoxred
@armandoxred 7 ай бұрын
Man if you think he tells the truth then you haven’t seen anything
@troyallen8223
@troyallen8223 7 ай бұрын
​@@armandoxred🤓👀😳🤔💩🙄🤣
@armandoxred
@armandoxred 7 ай бұрын
@@troyallen8223 bob Igor that’s all you need to know lol
@troyallen8223
@troyallen8223 7 ай бұрын
@@armandoxred Okay... Leave me out of the loop ➰ I guess you rest your case🍿👀👀😳🤓🤣🤣🤣🦉👺💥💩
@armandoxred
@armandoxred 7 ай бұрын
@@troyallen8223 dude you have all those emojis I don’t think I can hold your attention long enough to explain. Your first reply was literally all emojis
@Joelswinger34
@Joelswinger34 7 ай бұрын
That Masked Speaker part was hilarious!
@Man_of_Mirth
@Man_of_Mirth 7 ай бұрын
Jimmy's Top Shelf! The Covid Edition bit was Hilarious!
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 7 ай бұрын
Trump: I am the law & order candidate! John Gotti: Stop. Please stop. My dead skull hurts from laughing 😆
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 7 ай бұрын
This is late night worthy....
@jonassunden9382
@jonassunden9382 7 ай бұрын
And he is. No other other candidate comes even CLOSE to being on law and order. Atleast as one of the suspects
@annemettefrederiksen7751
@annemettefrederiksen7751 7 ай бұрын
I honestly prefer the mob, at least they seek profit and rarely harms "civilians " They dont attack congress or try to overtopple democracy.
@toddclark332
@toddclark332 7 ай бұрын
It's time for you to step in Jimmy 🇱🇷💪 have a great week folks
@carrieannkouri2151
@carrieannkouri2151 7 ай бұрын
These gag orders are hilarious. He must be seething.😂
@stuartb3609
@stuartb3609 7 ай бұрын
That Santos baby would probably be better than most wanting the speaker role. That’s if the Republicans didn’t eat it first.
@suzannediaz8884
@suzannediaz8884 7 ай бұрын
Is it the gag order with leather and that red ball.....?😮😅😂
@TheCharlesd76
@TheCharlesd76 7 ай бұрын
" I will go to JAIL for democracy " finally he gets the plan. Roasted himself 😂
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 7 ай бұрын
Thank God for the writers.
@dianasoto7011
@dianasoto7011 7 ай бұрын
Thank god you are back!! Love you Jimmy!
@KittySnicker
@KittySnicker 7 ай бұрын
George Santos: “I have a child! I’m all she has in the world!”
@funkways
@funkways 7 ай бұрын
Writers are back with a vengeance! This was the funniest 15 minutes I’ve seen since forever!
@22melhorn
@22melhorn 7 ай бұрын
If he’s innocent, why would he say he wants to go to jail? 😂
@gedigi9010
@gedigi9010 7 ай бұрын
Jimmy, you always make my day Thank you
@lindamanskey3835
@lindamanskey3835 7 ай бұрын
Hey...if Trump is willing to go to jail now - take him up on it! I would love to see Judge Chutkin do that!
@solarczyk49
@solarczyk49 7 ай бұрын
11:41 Fantastic program 👌, tears flowed of course from laughter 😂 Thanks Jimmy.
@1stevekombolis
@1stevekombolis 7 ай бұрын
I know the "previously on Jimmy Kimmel" are just a new segue into the show but they keep leaving me needing closure lol
@stevewise1656
@stevewise1656 7 ай бұрын
Nothing can stop Trump from saying random words and the crowd goes wild for him. We are doomed.
@stratostatic
@stratostatic 7 ай бұрын
Small crowds these days. The mainstream media makes sure they don't show that..
@screaminpman
@screaminpman 7 ай бұрын
@@stratostaticHis crowd size doesn’t matter that much of the polling is correct. Most Republican voters say they want Trump to be the GOP nominee for president, despite everything he says and does.
@ThatGuy-ot1gt
@ThatGuy-ot1gt 7 ай бұрын
Yeah! 👏👏 Woooo! 😂
@Blue-Wave-2024
@Blue-Wave-2024 7 ай бұрын
What's different and Biden won. So.........😂
@EriccsonVerschon
@EriccsonVerschon 7 ай бұрын
I used to think that. However, 81 million people voted for Biden, and the numbers are getting stronger. Democracy will prevail. Trust me on this. 😎😎
@Nix_N_Cutz
@Nix_N_Cutz 7 ай бұрын
If i could write, i would right a skit about 220 Republicans running a lemonade stand
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