Tucker Carlson Out at Fox News, Trump Attacks Late Night Hosts & Musk Gives Back Blue Checkmarks

Donald Trump took to Truth Social to attack Jimmy, Stephen Colbert and all the other late night hosts, he was on a podcast called “Full Send” talking about the “N Word,” global warming, King Jong Un, and O.J. Simpson, he recorded a message for the Faith and Freedom Coalition and claimed that babies are being executed, Mike Pence went off script during his speech, a bunch of people with over a million followers on Twitter had their blue checkmarks restored and wanted to make it clear that they hadn’t paid for it, Bed Bath & Beyond announced that they’re filing for bankruptcy, Fox News severed ties with Tucker Carlson, CNN “parted ways” with Don Lemon, Guillermo has some breaking news from ABC, and we bid farewell to one of the most despicable mother-Tuckers to ever appear on American television.
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[@robliston1283]

So, what happens to the January 6th insurrection camera footage tapes that Kevin McCarthy gave Tucker Carlson? 🤔

[@susannpatton2893]

Nothing

[@mmbs3191]

Tucker still has them. Fox News wasn't given the tapes, Carlson was.

[@vitaminckillscovid103]

​@@Seanjrambow That's right, laugh at anything you don't understand. Bring back that caveman mindset

[@mmbs3191]

@@Seanjrambow mccarthy didn't give the tapes to fox news as a whole. They were given to carlson specifically. So I dont know what's funny. Just don't have anything intelligent to say?

[@mjquintana26]

Excellent question, Rob!

[@justmyopinion9959]

I feel sorry for Tucker's family because now he is going to be around them a lot more

[@Nan-59]

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

[@lampan8786]

Good Bye tucker

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

You mean you feel sorry for tuckers wife's kids. You don't breed with cucks.

[@fallfestivities486]

Oh…well!😂😂😂

[@jaynorris3722]

Oh lordy, don't tell me he reproduced. A bunch of little creatures like him. Nightmare

[@willman9567]

Jimmy needs to share his stories with Epstien.

[@Threemore650]

He won’t be able to hear over the screaming of the other inhabitants of hell.

[@willman9567]

@@Threemore650 Does make you wonder why Jimmy was hanging with him, doesn't it. All of Hollywood was. So were just about all politicians. Something more than a prostitution ring was happening.

[@peytonmarceaux8788]

​@@Threemore650haunting

[@ZaidaD29]

Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂😂 that breaking news with Guillermo at the end was hilarious

[@VariedVids]

Yes, it was indeed a great day for America!

[@TransKidsMafia]

TRANS TODDLERS 2024

[@herminaedwards5242]

And the World! Lol

[@Kage-jk4pj]

So true, Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon gone on one day. Beautiful.

[@idxstudios]

Phuk you Jimmy..watch your back

[@damientech88]

Another big win for pedophiles and totalitarians.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

"Reason for unemployment?" "I cost my company, 787 million dollars"

[@joshwilson9981]

Don't give him all the credit, he had some help. Still should be more to come though

[@lampan8786]

Good Bye tucker

[@AcademyNS]

Thing is, he was doing exactly what he was told to do.

[@biglee13m]

@@dianneforit5409 True, JAN 6 investigation is still pending against FOX and oh wow... things Tucker Carlson said about it. Rupert Murdock was not happy about that either. It's a damage control. When the JAN6 starts hitting people responsible, FOX doesn't want to do anything with Tucker Carlson.

[@vitaminckillscovid103]

​@@lampan8786 Huge difference: Lemon = Fired because of poor ratings due to inaccurate topics Tucker = Huge audience the respectfully parted ways during the FOX fake settlement with Dominion (both owned by Blackrock)

[@Lilo-A]

That Tucker laugh montage was the stuff of nightmares.

[@prezidenttrump5171]

Anybody laughing as a montage would be the stuff of nightmares, depends on how you frame it.

[@alonealien1474]

I know! Why does he laugh like that? Is he fake-laughing? Because I find it hard to believe that that unhinged cackling he passes off as laughter can be someone's 'natural' laugh.

[@Lilo-A]

@@prezidenttrump5171 It was framed as creepy.

[@PaoriLePresident]

Yeah, you're not used to watching people laugh for real. Just pretend.

[@prezidenttrump5171]

@@alonealien1474 Considering your name, you don't hang out with a lot of people, and you don't have a sense of humor so you haven't heard the craziest laughs from people. I wish I could do an audio clip on here so you could hear my voice, but one of my former manger's would laugh like "Ah HUUU HUUUU HUUUUUUUU!" Ahhhh HU HU HUUUUUUU!" So robotic sounding, but that's the way he is genuinely. Just because someone has a wild laugh, doesn't mean they're not genuine. It's the most genuine thing about people, their natural laughter that they can't control. It can sound so crazy, and not even human sometimes; that's the beauty of life.

[@lostboydv]

Nothing exemplifies TC better than that line at 12:41: "Your response should be..." He doesn't even hide the puppet strings.

[@Daniel-hx8cc]

As a non American, from the outside it’s clear the establishment has sowed seeds of the populations left vs right hatred so they can continue absorbing power and influence.

[@Blakblooded]

Murdock: "I just want to find 787,500,000 reasons to fire Tucker." Dominion: "Done!"

[@sophiazworldz]

😂😂😂😂

[@SansoHumar]

Good one.

[@alkiebythesea]

BEST comment of the day 😂😂😂😂😂

[@0405aries]

❤

[@0405aries]

And there are MORE LAWSUITS to come😅😅😅😅

[@gljm]

Trump on Tucker Carlson: "I prefer people who weren't fired from all three cable networks".

[@kingranches]

Look who's talking. The guy that got fired by the whole country.

[@strangemanmtd8350]

Tuckwit laughs like Herman Munster.

[@LordDuff]

@@kingranches I think that was the joke.

[@marybravado6787]

Two (2)

[@marybravado6787]

​@@LordDuff I.E. DONALD JOHN TRUMP two times Impeached!

[@tysonthomas7094]

They should have had Matt Damon come on after Guillermo announced that and said some stuff. That would have been classic!

[@call_me_cooper]

Every part where Jimmy isn’t talking, is my favorite part of the show.

[@johnescobar6]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnescobar6]

Bruh😂

[@johnescobar6]

He won’t be doing much of that anymore so you might be able to tune in and actually enjoy it😂

[@call_me_cooper]

@@johnescobar6 😂😂♥️♥️

[@MichaelJamesWood]

Same. By the way he worships those needles, he may not be with us much longer to talk anyway. Tucker Carlson is a hero. Jimmy on the other hand, lmao.

[@cjc2]

They had 787.5 million reasons why they had to fire Tucker

[@h.g.buddne]

I'd say the missing amount up to 1.6 billion and a preparation for the next lawsuit adds up to a huge amount. Tucker was the biggest offer fox could make. And after all he only did what he was told. I believe Tuckers emails show the way he feels and not his show. He hates Trump like the democrats do🤷‍♂️

[@redwood421]

You forgot to add in the 700 million market share drop after they announced his firing. One pricey prostitute.

[@disastermaster1413]

Lies

[@Blakblooded]

@@disastermaster1413 Yes, that's what everything Tucker said was.

[@allieelectra23]

​@@disastermaster1413 yes Tucker did alot of that and that's why he's gone and is never coming back 😂

[@ilmstreams]

"you know granite, it's a very powerful (??????? what???), very hard stone" this T*ump guy is a hoot 🤣🤣

[@oldrrocr]

and THIS?... This guy is the one that MAGAts want as their god?

[@lorenzoblum868]

Can't ask too much to a sand castle expert.

[@cmw12]

There was indeed a Beyond. It was Bed, Bath, and Kitchen at least. That “If they only had 20% more revenue…” joke was gold though.

[@michaelaliebelcreative]

There's something so relatable about having a work sponsored pizza party and then getting laid off.

[@zzzT.]

😂

[@NewMessage]

Wait... Wasn't it Donnie who wanted to nuke a hurricane?

[@johnwebster76]

He wanted to N word the hurricane

[@lampan8786]

Good Bye tucker

[@freda2758]

Why, you're right! I almost forgot about that. He most definitely did want to use the "n" word.

[@GK-arcadia]

He is such an idiot 🙄

[@tokul76]

It would only make him read same book as I did. He did not realize that it is Sci-Fi.

[@mattmanley7118]

I’ve been waiting all day!! This monologue was extra good!

[@hollyberry1603]

So good!

[@lampan8786]

Good Bye tucker

[@handyandy6488]

It really was- thanks you are needed!

[@vitaminckillscovid103]

@@lampan8786 So let me get this straight. Blackrock owns 59 million shares of Dominion and 45.7 million shares of Fox Corp... So Blackrock sues Blackrock and next thing you know Tucker Carlson gets pushed out. 🤔

[@pdnapora]

"Did they strap the baby into an electric highchair?" ha ha ha :P

[@forpbrrosema5578]

We got in the pool. Seriously my favorite part of the whole clip. 😂

[@Shayna11NM]

Ugh, the Tucker montage, especially the maniacal fake cackle is going to give me nightmares and haunt my waking hours. Thanks a lot, Jimmy!

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Hyenas would be running scared after hearing that...or praising their over-lord. Who the heck knows!! LoL!!!

[@johnsmithe4656]

It's the Joker laugh. Only a sociopath or psychopath is capable of a cackle like that. Truly chilling.

[@damientech88]

@@johnsmithe4656 You are detached from reality.

[@MoosefromCanada]

@@damientech88 🤣🤣🤣🤣😳🆘HYPOCRITE ‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣OH GOD IM GOING TO PEE MY PANTS ‼️Whiney MAGA moe moe

[@logoutjason4689]

ur fragile

[@seffishestopal5950]

When I heard the news today, my mind went straight to late night. They did not disappoint.

[@dollinekaari8333]

Not sure they mentoon Don Lemon though

[@DroppingFBombs]

When I read the headline I said to my girl, "Well, I know what every late night monologue is gonna be about tonight"

[@jennaxoxox4821]

@@dollinekaari8333 because nobody likes don lemon.

[@jus5240]

Tucker Carlson supports Russian terror and their massacres. The Russian assassins and their dictator are happy.

[@joachimschoder]

@@dollinekaari8333 Maybe you should watch this clip you are commenting on. That clears that right up for you.

[@jonnyquest5335]

'Thoughts and Prayers" for Tucker 😂😅

[@seffishestopal5950]

The one time it works lol.

[@ponchoedderds9598]

But remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall. - Dwight Schrute. You'd think TV people would know that one.

[@womanofsubstance8735]

I do NOT, repeat NOT watch FOX, but I do work in some homes where it is blasting. I, for one, will be DELIGHTED to NOT hear Carlson's whiny voice or absurd laughter anymore.

[@hjohnston6914]

And LIES, LIES LIES. I listen in on his show from time to time, he’s so good at what he does. Within 30 seconds, I am angry at everything.

[@Powerhaus88]

@@hjohnston6914 And you're perfectly fine with the trash pouring from CNN and MSNBC I wager

[@diggorypat66]

@@Powerhaus88 they didn't lie about the election 🙄

[@lillibitjohnson7293]

@@Powerhaus88 lol we found tuckers last fan lol well done you

[@Powerhaus88]

@@lillibitjohnson7293 Last? Yeah, cause I'm the sole reason why he wast the single most watched anchor in the US, burying anything the left ever put out, cause people realized the Dems are full of it and are the reason why Afghanistan was a mess, why billions are being poured into Ukraine whilst the US southern border seases to exist, not to mention the destruction of the power grid, bang up job, Bidenites.

[@quesadilla79]

Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and now tucker grazing in the fields of fox mediocrity ❤

[@bartholomewcubbins9723]

And Lou Dobbs

[@schrisdellopoulos9244]

Fascists always self-canabalize.

[@Ricky-tr2hd]

Jimmy's crowd will believe all that additional Jan 6 content was made up by Tucker's CGI department.. 😂

[@StoneE4]

@@Ricky-tr2hd He should ditch that CGI department and work on getting an audio department that can deepen his shrill, sissy voice.

[@ekibirigeable]

@@Ricky-tr2hd And you believe it was real

[@mtb095]

I just want to live a life like Guillermo...

[@Olivia-pe5vf]

I don't think it's funny kicking someone when they're down but a skit on Don Lemon would be hilarious too.

[@ygstuff4898]

The Tucker Laugh is an absolute bucket of nightmare fuel.

[@jillgosk8806]

Yes! It’s sinister and damn scary.

[@seffishestopal5950]

@@jillgosk8806 Add that to a haunted house, and you won't tell the difference.

[@jillgosk8806]

Yep. If I heard that laugh in the dark I might pee my drawers! 😮

[@jillgosk8806]

Yep. If I heard that laugh in the dark I might pee my drawers! 😮

[@jillgosk8806]

Yep. If I heard that laugh in the dark I might pee my drawers! 😮

[@ericmalone3213]

O.J. Simpson in one word? Guilty.

[@AmethystWoman]

trumps one word - Nice car. lol

[@anthonyofford2276]

Damn you read my mind.

[@dtschuor459]

Underrated comment.❤

[@seffishestopal5950]

murderer

[@ericmalone3213]

@@seffishestopal5950 Well yes, that's implicit in "guilty", but we must not bandy about with diverting yatter, as O.J. is still searching for the real murderer. Apparently, this involves a lot of golfing.

[@geologist1005]

Tucked last words “ you strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine “

[@JP-vs1ys]

that laugh is downright spooky.

[@NewMessage]

Apparently, Tuckhead's the one who turned out to be replaceable.. funny ol' world.

[@Nan-59]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@h.g.buddne]

Nope. He was the biggest offer they could make. Where do you think the decision was made and who was there? You don't believe fox made this decision without getting something, do you?

[@Essex121514]

​​​​@@h.g.buddne what does it matter what "they got?", They lost well over half a Billion dollars. Edit: And they have more law suits coming. So this well over half a Billion to date. Can't wait to see the final dollar amount.

[@Essex121514]

​@@h.g.buddne Rupert Murdoch: "it wasn't red or blue, it was green". Hope it was worth it.

[@toddr2265]

@@h.g.buddne Don’t worry, Tucker will be fine. He’s already applied to be the new spokesman for the Kremlin. With all his experience he’s a shoe in.

[@errgag3580]

The news that Tucker Carlson had been fired by Fox News genuinely left me crying....pure tears of joy!

[@KingKong-lb3vh]

hahaha yes dear sooooooooooooo funny

[@salahmohamed4924]

How miserable and meaningful is your life that you find joy in someone wlse being fired?

[@guynorth3277]

@@salahmohamed4924; Ever hear of 'Schadenfreude' !

[@AlexJ1037]

If the someone being fired is a miserable rodent like Dumber Carlson, yes, the celebration is totally justifiable. 🎉🎉🎉

[@emb5048]

Just like the NYPD when agent orange was arrested!

[@jefferyneu3915]

But, unlike you we still have our jobs. Best comeback ever!❤️

[@brentenjs550]

Yeah. To be a puppet and only have people laugh when the prompt sign turns on, giving you the illusion that you’re funny.

[@erictaylor5462]

What's it like for a dog to do something it thinks is good, like dealing with a snake, just to have their owner say, "BAD DOG!"

[@chagni21]

They didn't even give him to say goodbye to his audiences 😅 What a savage 🤣

[@pkmcburroughs]

He hated his audience anyway, so no biggie.

[@joachimschoder]

Of course they didn't. He would have spent the entire time whining about how big of a victim he is. To Conservatives personal responsibility is always for the other person. "You have been born to a poor family? Take personal responsibility for that!!!"

[@texasray5237]

Didn't you ever see NETWORK? Never let a talk show host get back on camera once he knows he's been fired. No telling what he might do. But in my opinion this isn't really a firing at all. Tucker has been campaigning for president for several years already on his show. Only nobody knew that's what he was doing. And instead of paying for publicity, he was paid very well and given nationwide coverage for every speech. And now, at the perfect moment, he is set free from all other responsibilities with just enough time to organize his election campaign before the real race begins. Neither Trump nor Biden stand any chance against him. If he can avoid getting assassinated by one of those "lone nuts" that they keep around for such situations? Tucker will be a shoe in for president. And these idiot left-wingnuts are cheering as if they won something.

[@spiceyhotpot]

A last show would have been a vengeance show, so no loss

[@AB-jz9ns]

@@joachimschoderI can stomach anything but to say that conservatives are not for personal responsibility is IDIOTIC. Have you EVER read up on what it means to be a conservative? Shows your ignorance.

[@Leonaza7]

I’d like to thank Dominion for laughing into Tucker’s face 😆

[@sophiophile]

95% there is some other reason he got fired. My guess is it's something in the discovery from another lawsuit (probably the Grossman one). I really hope we find out though.

[@Phenomental1ty]

If I'm not mistaken, the settlement happened within the same hour the trial was supposed to happen!

[@lampan8786]

Good Bye tucker

[@snoozy04]

[@egarza9241]

Tucker's fake January 6 video segment. He lied about Epps. Red Wave. Election fraud Stolen election 😂🤣

[@davewebb9452]

I love shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond. Never buy anything, but.

[@1beeones1]

Severed bow ties..😂🤣😂😭..

[@jensue3034]

I have been waiting for your monologue all day.

[@bonniejosavland3227]

Didn’t disappoint😮

[@lampan8786]

Good Bye tucker

[@RG-dn5yd]

Tucker’s maniacal laugh is the stuff of nightmares! 😱🤮

[@seffishestopal5950]

truly a terrifying sound.

[@SinarBaru-bp4jx]

He's laugh sounds like mule donkey 🐴

[@vickywitton1008]

Yes, it's like a psychopath, before he murders you!

[@greeneyedlady5580]

It totally is, Tucker's Insane hyena laugh has always creeped me the f out. (shudders uncontrollably)

[@timvala7577]

You wouldn’t believe all the comments they made on any Fox episodes of how they loved his stupid laugh! OH? You would?

[@ThrillingDuck]

He just unironically has the laugh that people put on when they're playing posh aristocrats.

[@michaelccozens]

You just made me realize that Tucker is exactly the character Mac and Dennis put-on when they're trying to imitate British aristocrats in that "It's Always Sunny" episode where they tell the story about cracking the Liberty Bell. "Would you like a spot of tea?" "yyyyeeee-EEEEEEEEE-eeeessssss".

[@the-trustees]

Trixie getting time on late nite is pretty cool. Her and Kat are too funny!

[@andysimmons1842]

Who is Kat?

[@the-trustees]

@@andysimmons1842 Katya is Trixie's cohost in their KZbin content. Search for Taegikk who does compilations of their best topics if you want to check it out.

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😊❤️👍

[@FatherLarper-rz9kw]

If only others felt the same. He’d have ratings.

[@Nan-59]

I love them both!🎉🎉🎉

[@aaronsakhai]

He's not reading this. Is this audience really this stupid?

[@lampan8786]

Good Bye tucker

[@rjd3wine]

@@FatherLarper-rz9kw He's been on 20 years and going strong. Aren't you paying attention? It was part of the monologue

[@robliston1283]

Trump sandwich = White bread full of baloney with extra Russian dressing and a small pickle. 😂😂😂

[@moniquewest3277]

You win!

[@MsBerries25]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

LoL!!!!! Priceless. Nothing like a small, shriveled up gerkin eating a sandwich!!!!

[@SonyaHudson]

Nooooo.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deborahwilson4684]

That was even funnier when I first heard it in 2016!

[@jennaolbermann7663]

My head starts to hurt the minute The Defendant starts talking.

[@thomasplewka1751]

I can't wait for Tucker to come back on

[@superdave4543]

Me too! He's so full of truth they had to shut him down!

[@YankeeDudelDandy]

@@superdave4543he’s full of something

[@EA-tz2np]

You have to shut down truth

[@stifflerantique9005l]

So do Dominion & Smartmatic.

[@MsCameroonski]

'"I can't wait for Tucker to come back on" as Fox News viewers continue to watch TV in denial of what's the truth' - Onion article title

[@JKFlaker]

“…and unlike you we still have our jobs” 😂😂😂

[@jccaldwell6791]

Thanks for having a pair, Jimmy, and saying what wish we could

[@EvanRockwell1]

Why can't you say what you want to?

[@ddraigmafon4725]

You can say it, go on, be a devil …..

[@suz871]

Why do you feel you can only "wish" what it is you want to say? I'm just wondering because no one seems to have any problem saying what they want to say, anymore. Maybe try wishing on a star. That might work.

[@debbiegoodine5037]

Why doesn't someone strangle him with that red tie 🎉🎉🎉

[@porcorosso4330]

​@@EvanRockwell1 maybe he lives in a super red state or something where trump is worshipped over Jesus.

[@karenhearne]

You are brutal. Don’t ever stop 😂😂😂

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

'Office Space' rule: Fire on Fridays.

[@gmaellen5530]

What a great sendoff for the Mother Tucker! You should be proud, Jimmy!

[@dcptiv]

His base love him because they share education levels & he speaks words they can easily understand.

[@lady_bexy]

😂 even if the message is all lies! They don't care 😂

[@jus5240]

Tucker Carlson supports Russian terror and their massacres. The Russian assassins and their dictator are happy.

[@AngelicDroid]

Idk, my neighbor is a doctor and he believe whatever trump say.

[@johnp515]

@@AngelicDroid Your doctor believes that babies are being executed?

[@KENICUSONE]

Totally agree. He sounds like them.

[@jerrypeal653]

Censorship, name me a time in history where those promoting censorship were the good guys !

[@JMD535]

That Guillermo piece was crazy! 🙂

[@jackybrown5211]

Agreed 🤭🤭 He didn't even know, there are 787.5 reasons why Tucker got fired

[@lampan8786]

Good Bye tucker

[@massey4business]

787.5 million!

[@vitaminckillscovid103]

​@@lampan8786 Huge difference: Lemon = Fired because of poor ratings due to inaccurate topics Tucker = Huge audience the respectfully parted ways during the FOX fake settlement with Dominion (both owned by Blackrock)

[@Leonaza7]

Tucker’s final lie: That he’d be back on Monday 😂

[@peace4myheart]

Live by the lie. Die by the lie.

[@Phenomental1ty]

It's not a lie, if you believe it. 😉

[@coryryder9070]

finnally video by vox why tucker carlson pretends to hate elites he should have been fired years ago

[@MisssKayy]

No closure.

[@rofflestomp684]

Well, final is the best part.

[@realomon]

Kimmel and his ratings 😂😂😂

[@wabdinur]

Both newscasters getting sacked at the same time isn't a coincidence. Goes to show you that these news corps have backdoor dealings.

[@wolfslair31]

How?

[@wabdinur]

@@wolfslair31 Farrah Fawcett passed away the same day as Michael Jackson but did they both get equal attention from the media?

[@wolfslair31]

@@wabdinur Thats simply because MJ was far more famous than Farah Fawcett. That's how celebrity works.

[@wabdinur]

@@wolfslair31 Very true...I thought some newscasters have become (and treated like) celebrities.

[@wolfslair31]

@@wabdinur that's celebrity for you

[@retriever19golden55]

Gotta love our Guillermo! And gotta love Jimmy for realizing how much he needed Guillermo on the show!

[@cherylmcnutt9905]

“And yet, we still have our jobs…”. So true!

[@davidc3943]

Foot just went into Kimmel’s mouth. Don’t speak so soon. Writers just went on strike, and the first affected are late night “comedy.” Trump wins, YET AGAIN!

[@i_am_a_freespirit]

Notice the "death row" case next to trump?😂🤣😂

[@polyglot12]

"...unlike you, we still have our jobs." Priceless.

[@wanakone33]

Seth Myers said tonight that Fox went "woke" when they fired Tucker Carlson.

[@AgeOfGoldenSilence]

That’s too funny 😂

[@julieutley2073]

Ah ha ha ha ha.....

[@tonycanabal1659]

I preferred that they went "Broke" !

[@allieelectra23]

I think the radiation from the sun is getting to some of these people's brains.

[@ElmerFuddGun]

Tucker can finally *_move to Russia_* where he is loved!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Puh lease. The Russians have more taste and sense than that

[@Ridethebomb777]

Knuckle dragger.

[@user-gn5vq8pe9n]

Trump should escape to Russia

[@diggorypat66]

And trump with all of his followers. But there they won't tolerate all that nonsense. 😂😂😂

[@user-gn5vq8pe9n]

Him Puttin can fight for freedom

[@HappyLife693]

Has anyone else had a problem with buffering on every clip from Foxholes?

[@jwilk5606]

13:25 those laughs are what you hear in Hell

[@isabelmauricio6394]

The best part is that Carlson didn't even get to have a farewell show. 😊

[@twotalljones4790]

Sound`s like your disappointed you stunned Democratic Tu`rd.

[@danmcgriff1421]

They didn't even tell Don Lemon to his face I don't hear you commented on that you're just a one-sided hack

[@JBond-zf4dj]

@@twotalljones4790 sounds like you're upset. Do you want a hug?

[@blipmachine]

The monologues are gonna be fire tonight. Can't wait for Colbert!

[@CorporalM1987]

Keep waiting... Bot...

[@jkrygiel]

Excellent! Be sure you watch all the way through for the Rick Wilson comment 🤌🏼😂

[@forpbrrosema5578]

Oh wait ! I just saw that's almost everything. NOW THAT'S MY FAVORITEST PART! 🎉😂

[@toddclark332]

Well very well said Jimmy ❤ keep kicking them out folks you all have a beautiful Tuesday see ya

[@mlordski1173]

What? Did Tucker get the ax? I wonder if it was something he said?🙊🤫

[@jcalzada74]

He say's he hates Trump 😂

[@crystalshaw8744]

" No you won't "...😂😂😂😂

[@heterosapiens179]

In a good day Jimmy might have 1,7 million viewers, on a bad day Tucker has 17 million!

[@stifflerantique9005l]

And Dominion has 787million.

[@merryhunt9153]

Who told you Trump has that many viewers?

[@heterosapiens179]

@@merryhunt9153 Trump? I was talking abuot Tucker!

[@wolfslair31]

Got a link to stats that prove that assertion?

[@ilustrafilms]

“…On a plane to moscow to meet with his manager” no one could said it better 😂😂😂

[@ralphchristianson]

He loves Putin so much, lets hope that is what he will do, no reason for him to stay in the America that he hates..

[@AB-jz9ns]

Newsflash: The Russia Russia Russia myth against republicans was debunked long ago.

[@ivanlk7687]

Are there ANY evidence he is somehow related with Russian government? Did he received any money from Russians? Was he given any instructions what to do and what and how to talk about? Actually if to remove laugh from the show and think a little bit - there is a good chance to sue Jimmy for lie.

[@johnramirez5032]

Whats sad is there are still people think his reporting was real. I readingva magga post and these people were saying how they were going to miss tucker. They dont realize what the damage and the others are doing.

[@xXElement]

Yet 6 years in still no proof of russia. Gotta love the sheep that just think russia russia russia everytime someone they dont agree with says anything they dont like

[@chrisbks3541]

What a great show, Jimmy Kimmel is incredible

[@ninjabluewings]

OH NO!! he's a VILE PARASITIC CREATURE!!!

[@morbidmanmusic]

Incredible.. not quite. Just a talk show host.

[@Corleone_Napoleone]

Yes, he IS “incredible” (in the sense of no credibility)😂

[@Corleone_Napoleone]

@@morbidmanmusic “Incredible” in the sense of Not Credible.😂

[@BitBuhkit]

@@Corleone_Napoleone lol, like a butt hurt 7 yr old. Mommy, they are making jokes about my hero. Jeez, get a life!

[@itsfunnybecauseitstrue3219]

Imagine thinking a person may not know what granite is?? Hahahahaha

[@jhonjoseph7664]

I don't trust talk show host's who only criticize one party.

[@daviddavis2894]

It’s satire you can leave Also, you give me 700 million reasons to criticize another organization or news media

[@jhonjoseph7664]

@@daviddavis2894 your comment make no sence dude

[@jeannetterudel1873]

No, it totally does. Until very recently Faux entertainment would NOT report anything good coming out of the Biden presidency!! Recently tho, I have seen a very few positives they've mentioned.

[@bsing2u]

I waited all day for Jimmy on Tucker

[@t.dmytryshyn2615]

Why does Trump look like he's being interviewed in a school gymnasium?

[@AcademyNS]

That's next.

[@barrybear4810]

When's the last time you saw a school gymnasium with carpet and bookshelves?

[@sperez98324]

The Ides of March 🎥🍿

[@mannchhabra]

That's where her teenage daughter looking like young Melania are at !😆 It's a heaven for them to be around underage girls. It's their entire personality!!!

[@johnsmithe4656]

@@barrybear4810 It's called Maralargo.

[@jamc666]

02:10 yeah, he sure looks like a "happy dad" (see table) 😂😂

[@jwilk5606]

I'll miss BB&B, now where the My Pillow guy will dump his products lol

[@Gabryal77]

"U will feel my wrath tesla man!" is an objectively funny statement

[@danswaney4134]

OMG! I couldn't stop watching! Jimmy, this was spot on with every single issue in your monolog! Masterfully done!

[@ricardobarbosa1838]

He has writers, you know

[@johnp515]

@@ricardobarbosa1838 so?

[@judeirwin2222]

Dan, the word is MONOLOGUE.

[@rickton2517]

​@@ricardobarbosa1838 did you just learn that last night little buddy?

[@danmcgriff1421]

Did he mention Don Lemon getting fired did he make fun of that all night maybe I missed it

[@KAS6558]

why was he on the cable in the first place?!

[@wildblue0]

You just know he's sitting at Mar a Lardo hate-watching all the late night shows.

[@danmcgriff1421]

Actually you don't know nothing

[@Jan-zv7ze]

haha love it! The BIGGEST LOSER is TRUMP!

[@piratessalyx7871]

I hope his GERD is really acting up....as well.

[@Monika-mh2je]

​@@danmcgriff1421you still here,hurting yourself ??? Everyday, why???

[@CaptainGinyu]

please take your medicine grandpa

[@healingasthmaacasestudy9851]

I wonder if him being fired was part of the Dominion settlement

[@victoriadolton4762]

I thought that too! Behind closed door agreement!

[@jacklawer6389]

I think it was Non-disclosure agreement

[@sweett2185]

Nope. It's a sexual harassment suit by his former booker. She is accusing him of a hostile, misogynistic work environment.

[@al_wombat]

Love the intros! Please keep uploading them as well! (Please don’t only start at “…for watching”.)

[@StrangeFractaLS4]

"Vladimir Gluten" ahaha

[@nikkicat254]

I went looking for this, I wanted to see Jimmy's reaction, and he didn't disappoint!

[@CallieFigueroa76]

Finally, I swear the weekend was so long .

[@susannpatton2893]

Right

[@lorrainejohnson5461]

At least they gave him a pizza party 😂

[@DesignKoogle]

I don't get the "If Bed, Bath, & Beyond only had 20% more revenue" line. ??

[@johnl5350]

I like that both Seth Meyers and Jimmy do the exact same "no you wont". I haven't check colbert yet but I'm betting on a hat trick

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

I was trying to find it, too!

[@williamwagner5673]

Colbert is on vacation

[@danmcgriff1421]

Yeah they're all the same

[@henriomoeje8741]

Darn it! I'll miss Seth Myers' imitation of Tucker Carlson. Late night show will definitely miss this son-of-gun.

[@LindaC616]

He really worked his last Tucker segment, got his fill

[@jljordan1]

It’s on KZbin now.

[@timg978]

The pizza dude is the dude that tripped a robber on the run from the cops while holding the pizza in his hand and still delivered it

[@user-tv9ht9wl8s]

I’m toast but seriously I’m toast

[@gloriousgearhead5367]

“Easily replaceable fools” 😂