Donkey Kong Country Abridged: Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day

[@UncleAlShow]

Hey guys! Thanks a ton for watching, I'm thrilled that so many of you are enjoying this! I definitely want to continue this series, but a LOT of work goes into this, and I would greatly appreciate if you'd consider supporting me on Patreon. I'm currently revamping the whole page, to even allow YOU to submit video ideas and vote on new videos for me to make! There are many new costs associated with my channel from hand drawn thumbnails, animations, and even additional actors joining me, so every dollar helps a lot to cover costs! Thank you for your consideration. www.patreon.com/UncleAl

[@carbontooth]

I'm just glad Abridging is still a thing

[@jurassicbacon]

Uncle Al this is amazing I can’t wait for part 2 this is the best shit ever

[@nickdegugs7190]

Please check out my comment about a spongebob voice job we need you for

[@Sierraffinity]

Hey do you need help with editing?

[@Seth-lt7st]

This is probably gonna be one of my favorite series to watch in general

[@eyevincible9990]

The scary thing about this is that it shows how powerful Uncle Al is. So if he wanted to, he could straight up make a really well-written Abridged series other than shitposting

[@goodboi6329]

69 likes

[@marxjester9802]

His power makes even Shaggy check his closet before going to sleep.

[@truckrobo147]

No, no he has a point

[@13Kr4zYAzN13]

LETS ENABLE THAT SHIT

[@brolymaininfighterz962]

@@marxjester9802 a shaggy meme in 2020? oh no

[@0liver_Clothesoff]

"DK, it's 4pm, time for your strength-reducing haircut" "Yes Candy"

[@donkeykong5900]

Looking back I realize that probably wasn't exactly a great idea

[@hiddenabilities1496]

“That roof protects my sins from god!”

[@bananabird1844]

“What the hell are these *TIEEEEES maaaan,* I’m winging out!”

[@habuhomeboy]

@@bananabird1844 "DK! DK, HEEEY, YA UP THERE, MAN?!?"

[@bananabird1844]

Jackson Loves Horror “EY DIDDY! WHAT’S GUCCI MY NI-“

[@santranquil]

@@bananabird1844 NO don't say it!! You know that word gives me gas!! *pfft*

[@bananabird1844]

Mr. Santoonz “sorry, just hop on into that IKEA mobile and I’ll give you a lift”

[@LuigiFan00001]

I can't wait to see the cover of "Metalhead"! This is easily one of my favorite abridged series.

[@mr.noname9390]

I really did not expect you here today

[@7473R]

What exactly is Metalhead? I don't think it's a Donkey Kong Country episode.

[@DontKnowWhatToNameHere]

DUCKWEED WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@agentblackbird9435]

Tate Pennick It’s the main song from the episode “The Big Switcharoo”

[@adrianmoran4953]

I didn't knew you watch Uncle Al, I'm glad I subscribe to your channel

[@nicholasegg0284]

13:12 DK: "If I pretend I'm dead, will you leave?" DD: "Nope, I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole regardless of your living circumstances." DK: *"There is no God."*

[@turbobist2889]

Open wide. (Shoots banana in belly)

[@nicholasegg0284]

@@turbobist2889 "That's it." "You've done it." *"I'm entering cardiac arrest."*

[@turbobist2889]

@@nicholasegg0284 N-no, thats good, that means its working. (Shoots one more banana and hair grows)

[@majakmajak7596]

Holy Sh*t, I feel Amazing!

[@spongeman3090]

@@turbobist2889 "Jesus please! No more! (Shoots again) "Stop! Please I-" (Shoots again) "I think I'm gonna throw up!" "Let's make sure that doesn't happen by *stuffing it back down!* " (Shoots 3 more times)

[@thwip2909]

"INFLATION?!" "YOU HOLD THE POWER OF GOD IN YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?!!" I honestly had myself laughing so hard. Props to you Al.

[@mr.xtheknight4759]

Airplane Girls or Anthropomorphic Planes are one of the most fucked up things

[@mr.xtheknight4759]

Even Transformation...

[@pyro1436]

My parents just yelled at me because I was fucking wheezing

[@ScumSookar]

That's genuinely one of the funniest lines I have ever heard.

[@ii8thecookies]

@@ScumSookar says alot with your pfp

[@walter_arts2004]

"I will now commit jump die" King K Rool 6/6/2020

[@derpboat9371]

rest in papayas: King K Rool he'd protec he'd attacc but most importantly *he had too many big mac*

[@zanethezaniest274]

Alternate title : Uncle Al talking to himself for 15 minutes due to quarantine insanity

[@mr.grizzly9486]

Underrated

[@Thelowestofthelowtiers]

You can clearly hear him talk to his imaginary girlfriend and boyfriend too. Who doesn't do that?

[@Antwon316]

E

[@brokeboy4954]

Low Tier Trash Jesus he’d have to be sad as hell to make up an imaginary girlfriend lol 😂

[@Thelowestofthelowtiers]

@@brokeboy4954 We shouldn't put it past him.

[@weirdchampion]

The way they roast Candy is a gift to humanity

[@yukowolfang8645]

Slightly reminds me of the way they crew would do it to Leela in the first few seasons of Futurama.

[@SmashLiXs]

i find it hilarious that the crocs are smarter in this version than their canon counterparts

[@MetroScreamingMayor]

You mean aside from K. Rool?

[@bl0bbers131]

*krocs

[@snarblewarbs6199]

*Kroks

[@pyro1436]

*kronks

[@djkong2309]

@@pyro1436 Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

[@LukeVaughn__]

I love how Cranky Kong straight up just sounds like Gilbert Gottfried

[@paytonb3724]

With a hint of Coach Steve

[@emeraldmb65]

Honestly, that was hilarious!!!

[@HeilRay]

With a highly questionable search history.

[@Packguardian_gacha8684]

That’s what I thought

[@zackwessling7102]

That's what I said

[@BugsyFoga]

"I'LL SHOWER YOU WITH COCONUT CREAM PIE" - DK

[@thisdogwillhauntyou6503]

Ok.

[@darkmoon2503]

Kinky

[@Nic_2751]

Thank you internet for ruining this line

[@maryann2226]

"LOOK AT MY CRYSTAL TIDDY"

[@mr.xtheknight4759]

"I bet there is get a look of this" -diddy

[@AcronymARES]

"That's it..." "You've done it..." *"I'm entering cardiac arrest."*

[@HealingVoice39]

"No no that's good! That means it's working!"

[@abandonedchannel2387]

"Holy Shit I Feel Amazing"

[@128bitt]

"I think I'm gonna throw up." "Let's make sure that doesn't happen... by STUFFING IT BACK DOWN!"

[@turbobist2889]

"If I pretend I'm dead will you leave" "Nope, I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole regardless of your living circumstances"

[@superbendy7303]

"There is no God."

[@wumpus976]

4:07 “It’s all written here in my big book of STUPID ideas!” That line gets me every time, just because it sounds exactly like something Rare would’ve actually put into one of their games.

[@sdd1018]

Considering all the pervy things he does in this episode alone I don't think Cranky has the right to kinkshame people with an inflation fetish

[@pyro1436]

INFLATION YOU HAVE THE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD IN YOUR FINGERTIPS AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SHIT IT'S THE HORNY POLICE

[@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv]

He may be gross, but he at least he has standards.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv there low but he has them

[@BumbleBoiMSM]

As a guy with an Inflation Fetish, this made me love this more.

[@Phun-Bun]

The lot of this is extremely questionable

[@trevorrice6724]

The voice of King K Rool actually sounds like the guy from the show.

[@dogsmirk]

Diddy is so spot-on it's scary

[@jessehcreative]

Uncle Al should voice K. Rool in Smash

[@donkeykong5900]

Uncle AL should voice everything

[@jessehcreative]

@@donkeykong5900 While I do agree, then Uncle Al would get old and become less special than he is already. :)

[@derekmatzek9551]

It reminds me of Ed Bighead from Rockos Modern Life And Funky sounds EXACTLY like Hermes from Futurama

[@MetaDHedge28]

How Uncle Al doesn't crack up during some of these lines is beyond me

[@LeoLuster214]

He has to record a few hundred takes for each line

[@reyntime8735]

Or he might actually just be insane

[@jesseking1403]

Practice, most likely

[@Quickdrawingartist]

He has the actual power of God in his fingertips.

[@jesseking1403]

@@Quickdrawingartist But he chooses to watch inflation. What is wrong with him...

[@thisdogwillhauntyou6503]

Every Uncle Al Shitpost is funnier every upload!

[@millythompsonfromtrigun98anime]

Is it a shitpost if it’s high quality?

[@alenkooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Shitpost? You mean piece of art, right?

[@thisdogwillhauntyou6503]

@@alenkooooooooooooooooooooooooo *Ah yes.*

[@benmellors1622]

This one is probably the funniest

[@TheCEOMrGrizz]

This isn’t a shitpost! That…is….Cinema!

[@turbobist2889]

List of changes: -The Crystal Coconut is now called the Crystal TD and its his internet. -Cranky looks at DK in weird angles. -The scene where Cranky talks about K Rool becomes a scene where Cranky hates inflation. -DK tried to say the N word. -The part where Diddy talks about how DK is a bit reckless is replaced with him talking about his health problems and longer. -Diddy shows his tail to K Rool. -The strength loss is changed. In the original, it was a curse by saying "Snip snip power slip, your a whimp and thats it" before cutting hair. Instead, his strength does come from his hair. -Robo Clone Candys song is shorter due to her malfunctioning. -Krusha now acts like a dog. -DKs battle with Krusha becomes a pokemon battle. -K Rool puts the Crystal in his rrrreectum. -Funky Kong is now a jamacian. -Bluster forgets to pay his propeller bills. -Candy and Bluster plant a listerine tree(Don't ask how) instead of a hair growing banana tree(Meaning that there was no new bananas that appeared). -Diddy puts multiple bananas in DK instead of one. -Instead of the Crystal returning, it possibly got permanently lost because DK is a dumb monkey.

[@bossofall98]

It's actually a crystal titty now

[@mariomoney1001]

Not to mention that Diddy almost got DK to get into cardiac arrest

[@noone-mo6gy]

You forgot the fact that Cranky's roof protects his sins from god.

[@megatoonEJE]

Also, the Klaptraps are now “crackheads”.

[@plushytv5295]

You forgot the barrel being named the IKEA Mobile now.

[@alexrexaros9837]

"You couldn't figure out a plan to cut a monkey's hair, and yet you were able to design and create build a robot with an uncanny ressemblance to the Sasquatch." "Well , when you put it like that..."

[@TheRoomforImprovement]

Forget it. She’s disgusting! Just like the real thing. Does it work?

[@yourlocalnerd5981]

@@TheRoomforImprovement *Robots eyes open* K.Rool: *Scared gibberish*

[@damemedealerr]

@@yourlocalnerd5981 robot: betch, betch, betch, betch, betch

[@yourlocalnerd5981]

@@damemedealerr WHY is it doing that?

[@StinkyBlueRat]

They need to make a reboot of this show and just have AL voice every single character (minus Candy)

[@cagefreeowl843]

You should do an Abridged version of Bear in the big blue house

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

No, he should especially voice Candy

[@turtlesatplay6007]

Holy shit! It's the crispy rat

[@Medachod]

I mean, he could voice Candy. Jaleel White voiced a male and female hedgehog in Sonic Underground.

[@blgdoesthings4122]

@@Medachod jaleel voiced sonia?

[@MasterHip13]

First words to be said in the episode: Don't go looking in my closet, you'll find my poop sock. Me: This series is gonna be amazing.

[@tanman7568]

Ya damn right it will be.

[@fyrewatermelons]

"Pork your pals, before your gals." -Konkey Dong 2020

[@IdiotToonz]

kinky kong donkey dong dongkey kong kong dong kinkey dong dongkey konkey konk donkey konk kong kong kong

[@thesucc4966]

@@IdiotToonz ?

[@0GlassOfAcid0]

Cocks before Thots Dildos before Himbo's Protection before Erection

[@danteolavo5711]

lyrics: ''DON'T GO LOOKING IN MY CLOSET'' ''YOU MIGHT FIND MY POOP SOCK'' ''GET AWAY FROM THERE'' ''THATS WHERE I POOP!''

[@NessWithABeard]

K. Rool: You were unable to make a plan to cut a monkeys hair. Yet, you are able to construct a robot with an uncanny resemblance...to the sasquatch?

[@kaijukirby6424]

Uh...well when you put it like that uh...

[@NessWithABeard]

@@kaijukirby6424 K. Rool: Forget it. She's disgusting. Just like the real thing. Does it work?

[@kaijukirby6424]

Starfishman13 👁👄👁

[@NessWithABeard]

@@kaijukirby6424 K. Rool: Yipe!!!

[@kaijukirby6424]

Starfishman13 (repeatedly says b****)

[@fyrewatermelons]

This seems like an appropriate time to mention that Donkey Kong Country: The Series, is available to stream for free on Tubi TV.

[@williamgrisard5805]

f**k yeah !

[@dr.skinnypenis2078]

So is sonic underground

[@biinmccolslaw6049]

oh.....

[@toofaraheadofu7928]

Oh hell yeah.

[@yo-kaishopper5049]

The whole series is on KZbin too, in season playlists.

[@ChimpsR4]

This is like watching a KZbin Poop but it actually has a plot

[@MetroScreamingMayor]

There's a few YTPs that have a plot. YTPs like those from NPCarllson and MoBrosStudios, for example. But yeah, it really does.

[@Toxin_Glitch]

Grayson Crockett Back then, all you needed to make a YTP was to add wAcKy EfFeCtS and there you go

[@drater1063]

And it’s not offensive and actually funny

[@azurewarrior2000]

*Skellington's Revenge would like to have a quick chat with you.*

[@PLAGUE-KARM]

I mean...that’s pretty much the original show

[@Antwon316]

The first words uttered in this masterpiece is “don’t go looking in my closet. You might find my poop sock. Get away from there. That’s where I poop.” Humanity has truly evolved

[@blackout2986]

It’s evolving, Just forward

[@tenji1995]

Scp 999 YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON FOOD XD

[@Antwon316]

The Awesome O lol thanks

[@nintendude4287]

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THESE HUMANS! (Get The Reference?)

[@Antwon316]

@@nintendude4287 planet of the apes? Other wise I don’t know

[@LStare110]

10:41 DD: Hey you hear that? JAMAICAN INCOMING! CK: FINALLY, it's been days since I ordered that grass.

[@doomdemon1205]

Hello. Do you underst-

[@mattfromwiisports9414]

Ah yes, Diddy Dong

[@michaelhinton8530]

@@doomdemon1205 Funky Kong:I Speak English ya Dipsy trailer trash honkey!

[@doomdemon1205]

@@michaelhinton8530 Oh, well…you don’t gotta call me names :/

[@sunsetlover123-y7c]

@@doomdemon1205 _I heard that K Rool has the Crystal?.._

[@Broddstein-r7i]

Cranky saying “You have the power of god at your fingertips, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION? What the hell is wrong with you?!” That spoke to me on a personal level.

[@Mojomagic-xv7tz]

Cranky Kong:”INFLATION-YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGER TIPS AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” Me: W H E E E Z E

[@arrivedknight7632]

SHIT IT'S THE HORNY POLICE

[@mr.xtheknight4759]

IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR CALLING THEM

[@FrahdChikun]

@@arrivedknight7632 I need an mp4 of that entire clip, that has useful applications.

[@sdd1018]

Cranky doesn't really have the right to kinkshame considering he has a crystal orb to look at his grandson in "Perveted" angles.

[@PoEtiKly]

1:09 Try slow motion lol 0.25

[@knight2_1]

“That roof protects my sins from God!” Jesus, Cranky what have you done that angered God that much?

[@mushroomwings3236]

God lacks x-ray vision that allows him to see thru houses

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

He drops MANY hints throughout this though.

[@shadowslayer205]

It's all in the crystal tiddy's search history.

[@anthonyluetmer8499]

what HASN'T he done?

[@windedStar]

Knight 2-1 I lost it at that part

[@DJstarrfish]

All of KZbin: "Abridging is dead" Uncle Al: hold on to this blunt for me

[@moonmannd7501]

It helps when you have enough VA'ing range and a lax enough sense of channel humor that you can just play every character yourself.

[@privateinformation2007]

Since when is abridging dead?

[@NessWithABeard]

Abridging is immortal.

[@HealingVoice39]

@@moonmannd7501 except for candy

[@crimsoncrusader518]

Private Information tfs is done with dbza

[@RockLikeABoss]

"If I pretend I'm dead, will you leave?" "Nope! I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole, regardless of your living circumstances." "There is no god." My personal favorite bit.

[@turbobist2889]

Open Wide. (Shoots banana in mouth)

[@pyro1436]

My favorite is "maybe that's for the best your fat chunky-ness" "I don't remember asking"

[@Autokendo17]

That roof protects my sins from god!

[@markovladisavljevic2731]

Turbobist 28 Jesus, please! No more!

[@SuperMarioJustin4]

9:15 "Me Donkey" "Me strong" "Me gonna open a big can of beans" It's like poetry!

[@skullman-us7wn]

... ... ... “Wait what did he just Say?”

[@rachaelchampion6195]

Here comes, lemme at em!

[@someguynamedowen9944]

@@rachaelchampion6195 …

[@zaydenwilliams9377]

To infinity and beyond

[@someguynamedowen9944]

@@zaydenwilliams9377 this isn’t effective It’s just embarrassing

[@fredwijaya7995]

Why does Cranky Kong sound like Gilbert Gottfried?

[@DrawsomeDrawer]

Exactly what I was thinking lol

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Exactly what I was thinking lol

[@brandonleatherman4388]

Because he should always sound like Gilbert Gottfried

[@patrinizer346]

Why does he sound like Coach Steve from Big Mouth?

[@JamieVGeek1986]

@@MasterOfKnowledge. Same here.

[@thatdudewithinacornerhisfr5306]

"That roof protects my sins from God!" -Cranky Kong I'm not even 3 minutes in and my lungs are about to collapse.

[@雪者]

XD

[@kimberlykane238]

"DONKEY KOOOOOOOOOO-" ‐CRANKY KONG 5 SECONDS AFTER

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Donkey kongs flesh hair is the most disturbing thing about this

[@mr.xtheknight4759]

So What if someone Cut it

[@7473R]

@@mr.xtheknight4759 His skull would show.

[@mr.xtheknight4759]

@@7473R and he would be Bleeding out

[@nathanmontgomery1516]

Tate Pennick I think it’s extra skin

[@lordtyrannt8007]

I didn’t even realize anything about his head until you said something

[@thesliceproductions1473]

"Me Donkey!" "Me STRONG!" "mE gO oPeN bIg CaN oF *bEaN!!!"*

[@commanderblackheart5856]

wait, what did he just say?

[@doomdemon1205]

*quotes random movie lines*

[@commanderblackheart5856]

@@doomdemon1205 why did you mark this as a reply? the two of us are the only people replying to this guy

[@doomdemon1205]

Ooh, doggy like pat pat.

[@doomdemon1205]

*punch*

[@silentkill450]

7:35 I can't help but laugh at that part everytime. All donkey Kong said was no but you can hear how annoyed he was with diddy's shit.

[@mintyaquagreen1675]

Konkey Dong!

[@DaZeebo]

"INFLATION? you have the power of god at your fingertips, and you chose to watch INFLATION?" -Cranky Kong

[@platenoise256]

yes

[@George-pp4vr]

Yes.

[@reptilitronousprime9213]

Yes

[@mlgodzilla4206]

Yes

[@withiethewither1993]

Yes

[@mack5221]

Sargent: Ok sir so the plan is we make a huminiode robot that looks exactly like DK’s girlfriend King Rool: So you guys weren’t able to find a plan to cut DK’s hair but you were able to make a cyborg? Sargent: Well.....um.....yes actually

[@crashharty]

His name is klump

[@Giran_0]

He's a general

[@Orbzul]

“You have the power of God at your fingertips, and you choose to watch INFLATION!?” - Cranky Kong 2020

[@jadetealaaron2003]

Yes

[@kennethquintero5356]

I mean, what else would you do with that kinda power?

[@garfieldunderpants9914]

@@kennethquintero5356 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[@jordythecat7181]

“You heard him, Croc-suckers! Prepare the crackheads!” -General Klump, 2020

[@TaurusToyVideos]

Krackhead #1: I’m so fucking high right now!!! Krackhead #2: I have the munchies.

[@TheRoomforImprovement]

@@TaurusToyVideosCranky: YOU ASSHOLES!!! THAT ROOF PROTECTS MY SINS FROM GOD!!!!

[@danbal5494]

DONKEY *KOOOOOOOOONG!-*

[@kathyfreebury5713]

WTH are these ties, man? I'm wiggin out!

[@unheardydkearts1064]

​@@kathyfreebury5713DK! DK hey ya up there man?

[@urphakeandgey6308]

11:09 "Are you high?" "Not yet. We're about to take off. Then we'll be high."

[@GoofyAhMonkey601]

"Dat's mah secret! Ah'm ALWEIS HIGH!"

[@Lady_Lightning]

“Be quick! The lord is watching!”

[@TheRulerOfDreamland]

15:34 "Pork your pals before your gals." *- Donkey Kong Abridged 2020*

[@mr.xtheknight4759]

Cocks before Thots

[@0GlassOfAcid0]

Dildo's before Himbo's

[@0GlassOfAcid0]

Protection before Erection

[@Lemuel928]

That’s just beyond terrible.

[@Freshy10]

Be Gay before everyday(te)

[@Comeback_100]

This man can perfectly, and I mean PERFECTLY, master impressions and... And... *I love it*

[@matheusvasiliauskassoares4361]

"Let's plant a Listerine tree" I'm not strong enough

[@Limpurtikles]

It's almost eerie how well you match ALL the actual voices of the show, down to K Rool's particular way of talking. Which, admittedly makes it a little jarring to hear Diddy's voice say "Look, all I'm saying is it's not gay if there's no penetration!" All in all, you deserve a gold sta-... a golden banana!

[@DrCoeloCephalo]

I love the joke where Cranky Kong is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried

[@twinerva3964]

I think it matches his personality perfectly

[@darniusstudios5139]

Contrary to popular belief, Gilbert Gottfried does not play him, he is actually voiced by Aron Tager.

[@Kleebo]

Does any else think that donkey kong in this cartoon head looks like jimmy neutrons?

[@mock2046]

Donkey Kong is jimmy neutron ancestor

[@Mr_Nobody2512]

Monkey Neutron,.

[@djkong2309]

Jimmy Kong

[@Benjamillion]

"BANANA BLAST!"

[@brokeboy4954]

mock 20 then how the hell did the bloodline get so smart lol 😂

[@bobalinx8762]

9:05 I LOVE the delivery of that line!

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

the inflation rant and the two roof jokes are what get me every time

[@sodapup83]

"She's here. You gotta fuck right off, ditty!" This is amazing. The DK, Ditty, and K Rool impressions are so top-notch. Best thing I've seen this week.

[@dinovaldo9341]

"The horny prevails" ~Diddy Kong 2020

[@AdvancedDefense]

The dong needs to be expanded!

[@FlamePurple]

“And with that...I will now commit jump Die.” 😂😂

[@jadetealaaron2003]

*OOOWWWWOAAAAA*

[@weirdosheep619]

"You heard dem, crock-suckas!" I swear that voice was so good I had to pause and remember this is not the original (which I just watched like 2 days ago)

[@jessicaindagarage3244]

6:17 I keep thinking he’s gonna say General Kenobi omg

[@minemaster1337]

2:17 why is this so god damn funny

[@patrik9328]

Because DK is dummy?

[@atompunk456]

Tfs: we made the best abridged series on KZbin Uncle Al: *hold my coconut gun and sunglasses*

[@bigsalmon7973]

"You had the power of God at your fingertips and you choose to watch inflation" is a quote I never thought I wanted to hear till I heard it.

[@pascalsvl]

"Your slow-as-molasses-ness" I'm dying

[@grandgojira8182]

I can’t wait for episode 2 this shit was fuckin hilarious 9:55 “I WILL NOW INSERT IT INTO MY RECTUM”

[@brandonleatherman4388]

Gilbert Gottfried Cranky is now the definitive version of the character for me

[@jazzminrice]

WHY IS EVERY VOICE NEAR PERFECT OR SPOT ON

[@fronniethebrownbunnybear9941]

The power of goodass voice acting

[@loganmansiongames]

@@fronniethebrownbunnybear9941 Although he can't do SpongeBob's voice.

[@fronniethebrownbunnybear9941]

@@loganmansiongames ....why would you need a spongebob voice for a DK series?

[@hahafuny2047]

Fronnie the brown bunny bear I believe he was talking about the Krusty Kooch series, where the spongebob voice isn’t as good as the other voices.

[@MediaMunkee]

They're all pretty good but the K. Rool voice is the apex. I don't think I've heard anyone do a good impression of DKC Cartoon K. Rool before, though I may not have heard anyone _attempt_ an impression of him before...

[@mrdrsirman3168]

Step aside Team Four Star, there’s a new sherif in town

[@10191927]

🤔 They can’t seem to decide if they’re going to keep making dragon ball dubs or not, they said they were quitting dragon ball only to keep making dragon ball content. Plus their “original” content sucks, I stopped watching them.

[@pk.002]

I'll take Uncle Al over Team Four Star any day.

[@MarioKirby101]

*I have a feeling this is going to be the next "Dragon Ball Z Abridged"*

[@johnathonjohnston1598]

I sure do hope so

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

So what I learned today: Cranky is a abhorrent sinner in the eyes of the lord Donkey didn’t change that much from the show Diddy is gay and is repressing it *hard* K.Rool is into some weird shit (He makes one of his own kind act like his dog, he shoved a giant crystal sphere up his ass, etc.) and somehow accounts as inflation Klump is the most competent one on the show Candy deserves better Fancy Gorilla man (don’t know his name) is actually a better boyfriend to Candy than DK (defends her after Cranky low key accuses her of stealing the crystal tiddy, coming up with a solution for the listerene tree) Funky is Jamaican But at the end of the day, they’re all horrible and when the day of judgement arrives, they will all be cast into the fires of H̶̥͙̥̟̲̲̊̏e̵̡͍͉̽̋̓͗͌̕l̷̨̢̢͙̦̳̲̰̭̩̝̞͓̜̻͑̕͝l̴̤̯̩͉̬̣͉̞̖͈̮̥̐

[@NLov5444]

Sounds reasonable

[@emblemblade9245]

Bluster Kong is the guy who wants to be Candy’s lover

[@BombofFury_Griefsta]

“Crunky is Jamaican” Ah yes my favourite DK character: C R U N K Y K O N G

[@commanderblackheart5856]

crunky? do you mean funky kong?

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Griefsta I don’t fucking know, the Jamaican one

[@frikitiki5403]

"Pork your pals, before your gals." -Donkey Kong 2020

[@tobyflenderson776]

“I’ve been holding her captive all day. It couldn’t have been her.”

[@sadsackofflour2697]

"INFLATION??" I laughed at that probably more than I should have. I'm an artist (not for inflation, that ain't my kink, and I still don't crank out enough art on a regular basis to get around to making kink art anyway), and I'm on the internet, so... yeah, personal experience of seeing it pop up various places. I enjoy poking a little bit of light fun at it.

[@KryptidKammy1966]

DON'T POKE IT! ITS GONNA ADD MORE FUEL TO THE FETISH FIRE!!

[@Nickster63]

6:48 K.Rool's noise is great!

[@Mammoth69420]

"Shit! It's the horny police!" I am on the floor and dead from laughter!!!!

[@jacobj3933]

K Rool *girly squeal* "Everybody hide!"

[@dragonboyjgh]

wait, his HEAD has that jimmy neutron dairy queen swirl? that's not hair and mousse, that's his skull???

[@emblemblade9245]

YEAHITIS

[@Source-Z-rer]

Does part of his brain reside in that portion of his skull, or is it like a horn/antler?

[@WolfLeviathan9000]

@@Source-Z-rer I really hope it's the latter, because if not that's actually really disturbing

[@baileyowen3868]

Or just some flesh that's really weird

[@vadifadoms]

@@baileyowen3868 It being flesh is a way more disturbing theory. Thank you.

[@gregman642]

This has to be the best shitpost ever. I never laughed so hard in my life.

[@Pikazilla245]

"Inflation?! You have the power of GOD at your fingertips, and you choose to watch INFLATION?!" Fucking one-shotted me. This is gonna be a damn good series.

[@SmashLiXs]

5:17 i love the adult swim sound used there

[@psionicsknight6651]

Real Candy: Look at her milkers! They're made of metal!! Me: So... she's ThunderBlast the Decepticon?

[@TTHBLOX_]

More like shockwave

[@ASimpleGodzillaFan]

Was gonna say Flamewar but sure

[@alexanderraymundo3586]

"Its like a mod for Jimmy Nuetron"

[@ItzOvr9000production]

It’s terrifying how accurate the voices are. Great job

[@ryaquaza3offical]

2:05 I like the way Donkey Kong was gonna say the N word before Diddy Kong stopped him

[@arrivedknight7632]

No don't say that word you know it gives me gas

[@MarkQuick0411]

Sorry......

[@pantherman691]

Im gonna say the N word Now

[@Totally_Not_Daniel]

Just hop into the ikea Mobil and I’ll give you a lift

[@littlebighedgehog1588]

"Be quick! The Lord is watching!" -Cranky Kong 2020

[@taccotrash]

2:50 “Make it look like you ride the short bus” 😂

[@mandemolition52]

If this is truly a new series, our favorite Uncle has blessed us with the greatest of gifts. 10 Banana Slammas outta 10. Would search with the Crystal Tiddy again.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

Ladies and gentlemen, we've hit the pinnacle

[@nickdegugs7190]

Hey Al, I’m sure you’ve been told you do a great Mr Krabs and that you know about the upcoming Spongebob BFBBRH game. They’re still using that terrible understudy for Clancy Brown and Ernest Borgnine. I had this idea that a good impressionist like you could record the lines in the game and pass it off to the inevitable modding community. Could you do that? You’d be a real hero!

[@aprofessionalmayoplayer4308]

That would actually be amazing

[@nickdegugs7190]

A Professional Mayo Player only question is, how’s his Mermaid Man?

[@DeathLord1212000]

They pretty much have to use that understudy's lines, Ernest is dead now. Dont know why they don't redub Clancy in, though.

[@nickdegugs7190]

DeathLord1212000 I know, purple lamp nor Viacom may ever do it which is why we the fans need to do this job ourselves by modding in a new voice. I’d record the lines my self but I can’t match a pitch nearly as low as Mr Krabs or Mermaid Man so fingers crossed Al will do it.

[@Knapperoni]

@@DeathLord1212000 From what I've heard, he's very busy and moves between projects a lot. It's probably too much effort for the devs to get him to record just a few lines.

[@Mattferreri_]

12:26 I rewatched this part like 100 times just dying laughing

[@godgang7030]

4:25 that delivery is perfect

[@blondeplants1133]

“WoW QuaRaNTIne goT peoPLe acTinG up” is the exact energy this is radiating

[@dimentio9833]

after all this time, 20+ years and we finally have it *donkey kong country season 4*

[@gustavorincon3104]

What a great show to abridge!

[@Kingjustin1019]

King K Rool: GENERAL KLUMP! I have my eye on you... *and them over there, but they’ll never know*

[@mr.noname9390]

“You’re cream is always too thick” Look candy, you either swallow it or wuss out I’m talking about the cake, get your mind out of the gutter.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

ya cake is good but if that cream hardens be be like eating a cream flaverd rock im alos talking about cake hard frosting is well hard

[@ReyaitheShadowWolf]

2:17-2:31 "Look at DK! He's like 'huh'." "Like someone just told him his son is dead, but he never wanted him in the first place?"

[@turbobist2889]

And Diddy mentioned at that part that he got a divorce. Did something happen between him and Dixie?

[@CitizenLenny]

I love that k. Rool's lair has a remix of dr. Robotnik's theme playing in it

[@ness682]

Man this is so funny! To think 9 years ago when I uploaded these episodes on KZbin I never expected it to get this popular for an abridged spinoff! I love this fandom so much! Keep on striving boys! We can do it!

[@LeoLuster214]

And unlike Digimon abridged, this can continue beyond a single episode.

[@pastelspetersonprimes9085]

I think this is Uncle’s best work to date, we need an episode 2 ASAP

[@PoEtiKly]

13:18 ThErE iS nO gOd.🤣