DONNIE DOES | Kindergarten Pt. 1

At some point in early 2012, Donald Mahoney woke up in Shanghai, China after blacking out at the Legal Sea Foods in terminal B of Logan Airport.
The following videos document this humble construction worker's journey as he tries to work his way out of communist China and return to his native Somerville, Massachusetts.
Check the ShanghaiSchwale channel every week for more Donnie Does China
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[@Thewiseone124]

Is anyone else impressed that a majority of the children pick up the proper pronunciation of the words Donnie says after hearing it once.

[@imawesome69]

children are able to detect phonemes better than adults

[@lm9712]

Their language is tonal so what they pronounce is based on sound.

[@victav]

I just started laughing when I imagined a bunch of Chinese kids running around Shanghai speaking English with a BOSTON accent!!

[@pendolly]

the kids are so adorable and you are a good teacher

[@dogchaser520]

"HIGH" "I'M WICKED HIGH" Jesus fucking christ DOnnie

[@gabrieljorand]

protect this man at all costs

[@dogchaser520]

@@gabrieljorand National fricken treasure dood

[@dustintravis8791]

This is still good all these years later 🤣

[@John-vx9uj]

The Plaxico Burress shit was hysterical.

[@SteveMcGillis]

I have to say, as a designer that will shit a brick for inappropriate font usage, that was perhaps the best usage of Comic Sans I have ever seen. Plus you massholes are hilarious. Great video :D

[@GabyCarrillo]

keep them coming!

[@tclaxer3]

This is incredible

[@alainphilippartdefoy3896]

Hats off to you, sir.

[@aclovetudou]

赞，为教师致敬

[@jerbostics]

I bet the Chinese government loved when you told the kids to say, "Yankees suck"

[@gdetolla]

This is on par with Jersey Sports Fan. Hilarious.

[@sil8184]

HAPPY NEW YEAAAAAAHHHH TA YOUUUU TOO SISTAAAAHHH

[@RimHammer]

225 Somerville Ave is where magic happened back in the early 2000's.

[@bryantlogan9797]

lmao im wicked high!

[@DinoraTV]

HAHAHAHA!!!! This is the BEST! Donnie, check out "Martha" at the end of my video In Living Color Audition. I think you'll love her (you might even know her)! Keep these coming!!!

[@forum666]

Harrison Ave?

[@JeffEvans6]

lmao this is great

[@sagiemack]

HAhahaah this makes me so proud to live in New England

[@minorkaos]

ha bro this shit is sooo funny as i am leaving in 22 days to teach English in china

[@JohnyG14]

So good. Though, its best not to wear a green hat in China...haha.

[@GarfieldMcGarrison]

my school would kill me if i taught this...

[@sweetbutterfinger]

What are you doing hahaha...

[@Kigoz4Life]

hahaha fucking boss

[@mervin1017]

do you know what youre teaching?

[@MrJMPProductions]

hilarious

[@lshocket]

I'm surprised he got Short Round to say Yankees suck.

[@sirdaniel421]

hahaah . GO BAHSTON.. GO PATRIOTS ... this is like DOM MAZETTI LVL CHINESE!

[@RogerCruzAwesome]

what does he say at 1:36?

[@mattsmith2360]

Celtics Hat

[@TheCaptain14]

NBA: *bends over backwards to attract fans in China* These kids in 2023: “I hate LeBron James.”

[@LaurieCawthorn]

carefully watch Chinese teachers in the background uninvolved and paid!

[@oliverandrew9259]

Dude call the fucking Embassy.

[@dumpinmudslide]

So he's from Somerville, but he can't even spell Somerville?

[@RobWallace454]

@RCruz0403 plaxico burress

[@theMidnightGoggles]

Don't know how to spell Somerville?

[@JLDREAMS]

Hahaha, ah I see you're doing, bringing them in young and brainwashing them into your cult eh?

[@deejydee1993]

hahahaha I HATE LEBRON JAMES

[@sublime88sublime]

Derek Jeeda....sucks