SHUFFLE-T VS CARTER DEEMS | Don't Flop Rap Battle

[@jeanloui7]

Shuffle-T first round just ruined the "gun so big" angle forever. Genius shit.

[@FreeTheColonized]

That's some genius shit bringing satirical comedy to battle rap to show how stupid some shit be sounding

[@jib7180]

jeanloui7 it was terrible to begin with

[@ronniemiller3568]

Yeah epic shit

[@mathewjay3428]

He also used Pat's cadence

[@versatilethearcane]

shuffle should have saved that first round for a gun battler

[@Jaryism]

He did, Carter is THEE gun battler god

[@robertyanok3886]

JARY yeah I really do wonder if that was Shuffles thinking.

[@robertmatthews9650]

That round would have destroyed Tay Roc completely!

[@shufflet2661]

@@robertmatthews9650 I was just thinking because we were in the states but you’re right against the right person it could’ve smashed. It was very hard thinking of things to say to Carter, you can probably tell...!

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

@@shufflet2661 I was just sitting here watching this for like the 3rd or 4th time probably, ive probably watched it once a year since it came out, underrated battle between 2 of the goats

[@Jscrila24]

Carter Deems is funny yeah. But if you really listen, he does have BARS in his rounds. Every once in a while he throws in some dope ass lines.

[@FirstnameLastname-jz1ux]

"even the mighty duck when they see this knuckle punk"

[@timothycarson5127]

@@FirstnameLastname-jz1ux One of many

[@scizoroak]

@@timothycarson5127 Right now I'm going commando, that's Green Beret I'll teach him about class like PTA Give him three 9's like my GPA Then let that 30 Rock like Tina Fey 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@KitCalder]

that whole "teammates" "team mate" "tea mate" "team hate" "team eight" "team ate" "T mate" bit was mad

[@UnseenLive1]

The follow up with the peripheral vision bar was so fire!!!

[@skinsboi4life]

He really did a whole round of gun so big... Props to Shuffle

[@JAD534]

The awkwardness in the room when Shuffle said he fucked Carter's cat... You really had to be there. It was almost as funny as the battle itself

[@mosesalikhan8759]

Missed the "paws" opportunity after the line

[@CurbkidClothing]

“That’s a useless streak like running naked through a nudest beach”

[@claybradley6122]

This is one the best comedic battles I've ever seen! LMMFAO!!! 😆

[@coreysingleton3118]

I didn't think Shuffle would be able to match Carters nonsense but he actually exceeded the limit with that 2nd round. also who edit this video? y would I buy PPV for this battle, while watching this battle?

[@TheRealRedWolf]

Stuck up smack fans will be like "Ohh god this is so corny, we want barrz beeerz!!" Like seriously, let loose a bit and enjoy another style to battle rap and quit being so closed minded. As for this battle, Shuffle won for me. Carter Deems was a bit sloppy. He's better than this but hey, we all have our bad days. That's my feedback.

[@wilabanodeniro9780]

I think most people wanted to see people battling, shuffle spoke about an imaginary gun one round and the next about cats,it wasn't a battle it was a poem he wrote

[@wilabanodeniro9780]

+kylem1112 I've been watching battle rap for years but they're not even among shit at each other.they could have just recorded them separately,it's not a battle it's just two people taking turns to rhyme

[@wilabanodeniro9780]

+kylem1112 I know loads of "battlers" do it.thats one of the many reasons it's turning shit,also the reason it gets less respect from actual rappers too.you used to get people like ghetto and sway going to don't flop events,now it's nerdy white boys slapping their chest to mediocre wordplay bars

[@thatguy-mp3vz]

forreal right nothing but egotistical gun rappers with no creativity what so ever

[@FentySeroquel]

Gun bars can carry a wealth of creativity just like the MCs whous. Honestly, the difference is negligible between styles if it's done with a quality touch. This battle just happened to be the least interesting in what was represented between both MCs.

[@ben6345]

"...don't care if he's brave, even the 'Might[y] Duck' when they see my Knuckle-Puck" ...

[@daillengineer]

Spit that mighty ducks shit!

[@adamandevol]

I just realized how similar Shuffle-T and Pat Stay are. It's almost identical when it comes to the humorous bars. If you imagine Pat Stay saying Shuffle-T's first round beginning, without the accent, it's practically the same person

[@jackpound5150]

ADAM&EVOL 💯!

[@avoidbeing]

its because he bit his humorous style with multis and built his entire career around it

[@SKTheKid]

I'm not gonna be able to hear "my gun so big" bars without thinking of Shuffle's first round now LMAO

[@kikokazuma]

Carter and his octuple-entendres, LAWL.

[@rasunfrmqns653]

lmao yea

[@rasunfrmqns653]

lmao yea

[@whitewadenumber3]

lmao yea

[@deyan.dimitroff]

lmao yea

[@adamfigueroa1063]

lmao yea

[@tinotica]

Carter Deems has one of those impenetrable styles that’s almost unbeatable. The more you rap at him, the more it plays into his awkward persona that he can easily pepper in triple entendre bars. I would say his only Ls he’s ever had and it was really close was Bonnie Godiva and A Ward.

[@OfficialTWSandco]

I love how the advert at the beginning is to watch Shuffle v Carter on the PPV when I've clicked on the video to watch it here, for free...

[@jmpsthrufyre]

Adam Dunkley Designed by Deems?

[@narcoskeptic]

shuffle t's dead serious face when he says he fucked carter's cat is so spot on

[@STINKAHBELL]

"meet your match like a tinder date" --- BANGSSSS

[@jaxativejax662]

Was it just a coincidence that these two were on the stage at the same time? After watching it all the way through I'm still not sure who they were meant to be battling. Shuffle's cat verse was the bomb though.

[@zacholson6164]

Super underrated. This was a sweet battle.

[@civoreb]

"My hustles tough, 2016 alone I made over a hundred bucks" lol

[@GrandaddyCrunk]

Give a right hard uppercut to anyone with a side part undercut. Lmao.

[@imerm8793]

shuffles first round killed me

[@AlexParkerAP]

"and fucking rugby tackle the trigger" a true lol

[@IAMWORLD228]

Entertaining as hell!

[@TheRealMCExcellent]

Underrated classic battle

[@adrunkvagabond]

the peripheral vision bar was nice!

[@michael-sz9eg]

their faces when shuffle started on that beastiality....😂

[@JohnPork-gr3bx]

bestiality

[@noahsmith915]

I give first to Shuffle, that was funny af Second to Deems deffo, And the third I think was very close, but the crowd slept on Shuff a bit I very slightly edge the whole thing to Shuffle, sick battle

[@GenesisRockwell]

Carter Deems is a genius with the pen game forreal, don't sleep.

[@daftpirate7]

Shuffles 2nd is one of his best and most misunderstood rounds ever. Shuffle 3-0 easy

[@janguvpes7518]

I don't know about one of the best ever rounds haha, but definitely misunderstood. I think I enjoyed the awkward silence in that room, and the reactions in these comments, as much as the round itself! Loved the cat angle, and loved how badly it went down.

[@ashishparmar5314]

I can take one look at this creeps face and tell that he vapes.. bar of the year

[@alternatedoc]

0:53-2:36 Great example of what would happen if I tried to be a battle rapper.

[@drew5121]

16:46 Sonny Bamboos fucking exit there killed me 😂😂😂😂 his reaction and everything bro lmao

[@gstraz840]

I love Carter but he has to be careful using his same lines in multiple battles just because they are in different organizations. He should know his real fans watch all of his battles and will pick up on that shit. There was a few in this battle he has used before and then I've been noticing at least one every couple battles. Like this one when he says "got no roof, like a dog without vocal chords". There were more too...

[@JohnPork-gr3bx]

Shuffle Dawson

[@lytsout1939]

I dont think there is really a loser in battle like this. This funny shit is helping me with my hangover haha!

[@NoCoastRaps]

Dope battle!

[@Valgan11]

That gun round is brilliant

[@wssj14408]

I'm watching this instead of porn right now

[@robertyanok3886]

Connor Gonzalez Carter’s writing is like porn for poets lol

[@tinytony7294]

Carter Deems won. He was EXTREMELY sloppy, but made up for it with his vast spread multi-syllable rhymes, and themes; when in comparison to Shuffle-T's. Carter's jokes landed harder as well. Shuffle-T gets way more points for staying on topic, but the topics were not enough.

[@tyronelol]

2-1 either way.. I gave Shuffle round 1 and Carter round 2 but I couldn't pick the 3rd...

[@Shizzleboi17]

I swear Carter said the exact same Long Texts/Rev Run/Bubble Bath bar against Chedda Cheese?

[@TokenBlack]

Carter had some bars at the end and only a couple people reacted.

[@victorbillvyse]

this was a good battle, dont know why people hating. cater really went in.

[@b9y]

The guy to the left of Eurgh reminds me of those twins in 22 Jump Street.

[@Liquidmetal702]

Both these dudes two of my favorites but I've never seen T get so bodied.

[@jaysonace2304]

I think this was a battle most wanted to see but I felt really light maybe in London it would of held a bit of weight a check point ???? but I reckon Marlo or harry baker or ogmios vs carter deems would be good to see maybe.

[@SyndicateTheLonelyGun]

Carter Deems vs Tiger Ty B.Dot vs Th3 Saga Hollow Da Don vs Tony D Pass vs Pnut Jaz The Rapper vs Bonnie Godiva Ness Lee vs B-Magic Set 'em up.

[@Petterballs]

Tere' Harris fire!!! Pass vs P-nut would be a classic

[@mstar6]

why the fuck would Tony D deserve hollow? replace him with shotty horroh

[@SyndicateTheLonelyGun]

Bars! hahhaa. Both them matchups could happen without the politics though. I just think Pass vs Pnut would be a cold ass lyrical mirror match, and Tony D vs Hollow Da Don would be a great literal mirror match and would still be a fire style clash. the arguable east coast usa goat vs the arguable london goat. Then I'll invest in Shotty vs Hollow Da Don. Ness Lee VS B. Magic would be the best clash of straight rap. The ultimate pen test of who got the better rhythm. Especially after E-Ness got a chance to fight em both. Now it's just one more match to set up for that hip-hop crown who is just THAT DUDE. Then Daylyt or Danny Myers vs Loaded Lux. (I would invest more in Danny, but Day would still be a cool mirror match....that never gon happen cuz of Lux scary ass.) Myers was right. Lux and Mook ain't never really traveled and took heads off before. They ain't clashed with no elite writers. Chilla Jones is boring at times, but as a break down/analytical artist, he would 3-0 sweep Murda Mook anywhere on the globe. What you think?

[@btlgben]

what are you on about lol Tony has done more than Shotty including beating Shotty

[@SyndicateTheLonelyGun]

​@@btlgben - You might be right, but I still wanna see it. 😄

[@HeavenSunArcadez]

Carter deems should do stand up comedy I think he would do really well cause the way he delivers , shuffle T same thing

[@L3athaface]

AND IT FUCKED ME! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@djdeath4318]

carter the most charming troll in battle rap

[@jayblue202]

The crowd wasn't feeling shuffle. Seems like he didn't know what to write for deems. He was good though, I liked his 3rd the best. Don't know wtf the point of shuffle t's 2nd round was. Carter didn't seemed phased lol was that shuffles way of getting personal? Carter had lots of dumb lines and a few clever ones. He slipped too many times so it killed his momentum. Kind of a lacklustre battle. Should rematch

[@jayblue202]

Carter was hilarious aswell.

[@joeskiro]

sonny bamboo kept saying "make some noise ONE TIME". Now eurgh is doin it. eurgh, sonny is not representative of what Americans like, we don't even like him.

[@jraymond1988]

I'm a big fan of Sonny Bamboo. I wish he battled more. I really like his music too.

[@joeskiro]

JTR sonny, is that you?

[@jraymond1988]

joe skiro lol no. But seriously though, I think that Leprechaun Don is one of the better rap albums that a battler has ever put out.

[@joeskiro]

JTR I'll actually agree on that, but that's not really saying much. I mean you even said better, not best. I actually heard of him the first time on beat, then I found out he was battle rapper and I was like ohhh, that makes sense.

[@jraymond1988]

joe skiro For real. I'm not going to lie to you and be like "Sonny Bamboo is the best rapper ever or the best battle rapper ever" I mean yes, being the best battler at making music is like winning the Special Olympics, but I'm still a fan of his. I like some of his battles and since he doesn't battle that much, I'm not sick of him like a majority of guys nowadays. I think he's a little underrated. (No pun intended on little and him being so short)

[@SkyBlew]

Dope battle! Carter Deems got it 3-0 imo. Carter is gonna be a star tho, beyond battle rap. I think he will be on TV, I can see him in his own show or something.

[@lordleo9047]

He already has some videos on his personal youtube lol I die every time I watch them

[@bradsladeNKS]

SkyBlew shuffle t 3-0 carter wack

[@bobbobs4851]

You were right

[@dinkumdave1990]

This battle is EPIC! shuffles best performance to date! hahaha

[@djdeath4318]

carter wordplay on fleek, i can hear if coming out of QP and it sounding fire

[@an0therdimensi0n99]

send his disc flying like shuffle board LOL

[@lared0tx]

Even the mighty duck when they see this knuckle puck.

[@soundclownmusic]

Love this

[@whitelite123]

Love to see Calcium kid vs Deems

[@aliens2024kankakee]

bro made the camera man laugh

[@EIWPmedia]

"I'm the Rich Homie Quan of Pokemon" 3-0 Deems

[@emaricarter4885]

So dope

[@joshuasykes3721]

Lmfao understand any of shuffles lines..? 🤨😅

[@Joel00000]

Imagine having to act soooo cool all the fucking time that you're not even laughing at CLEAR JOKES that are hilarious. Multiple lines in this battle were the crowds laughs a lot, then they pan to a few guys that just cannot allow themselves to laugh because they take themselves toooooo serious xD

[@wowwowitsashley]

"but my old coup got no roof... like a dog without vocal cords"

[@IsaacKnox]

Both hilarious & genius with their angles. Can't call it on first watch. Btw, shout out to Carter for sharing a brain with me... I used that exact Netflix & Chill lines against Copasetic 2 weeks ago (obvious this wasn't out yet) & I use that "Darth Vapor" bar in my freestyle shows at Disney whenever someone hold up an e-cig lol.

[@kylem1112]

peeesh pusshhhh, that's what a missle do.

[@slimmyhendrix4067]

Both of y'all bit that Darth Vapor Bar from my lil cousin. He was sayin that back in like, 2002 all the time cause he was a huge Star Wars fan with a speech impediment. Look, I don't know how y'all found out, but I knew something was up ever since Grind Time cause y'all been actin kinda funny.

[@i_am_tomatosoup]

@@slimmyhendrix4067 Your lil cousin bit that bar from my plumber’s great great grandad. He was saying that back in 1895, cause he also had a speech impediment and was afraid of his kids getting replaced as chimney sweeps by “dwarf labor”. I don’t know how your lil cousin found out, but I knew something was up since 2002 cause your lil cousin’s been ducking my plumber ever since then.

[@justinjames6960]

Carter Deems random rhymes just miss me like generic gun bars in URL battles.

[@mufc8838]

nice to see a comedy battle from time to time shuffle deems won this

[@kmtgoddess7793]

Gun so big should used on rock or someone from smack

[@jbin2424]

Only Shuff could make Carter Deems sound like an actual rapper...

[@SamsonTesfai]

I thought this was a buzzfeed video from the picture

[@zakariamuraguri7000]

that team mate scheme was Godly

[@BEATYVISIONCLOTHING]

I want to see Carter Deems vs Rone

[@samyheath8103]

Nice

[@porpsi]

round 1 shuffle round 2 deems round 3 shuffle

[@Yanga617]

Tink da Demon vs Carter Deems! Someone has to set that up lmao

[@udoibeleme]

Shuffle-T completely murdered that "gun so big" thing awesomely with his first round. I'm far from condoning the bestiality in the second verse, but I really have to give him 3-0 here, with margin for an arguable 2-1. It isn't about what I condone, but about lyrical strength, creativity and performance (bars and delivery, as they say). Carter Deems is a boss as always, but I think Shuffle's brilliance overshadowed Deems in this battle.

[@wrxrob2589]

If deems polished himself more he can be great! I enjoy his different approach! Shuffle was nice. 2-1 debatable.

[@mc9828]

Yo shuffles 3rd when he was actually battling was super 🔥🔥 if he did it for all 3 this battle would have looked so different. Carter cooked, as always

[@KitCalder]

"I'll give a right hard upper-cut to whoever has a side-part undercut."

[@dahliaisaflower]

Is Shuffle's shirt backwards

[@ShifT818]

bamboo look like in a fight he jump off walls and hit people with huracanranas and shit..

[@JifTSG]

eurgh's physique at its peak

[@potatopoison1130]

First rnd I did not feel Shuffs rnd. It had me straight faced the whole time.

[@unclejesse215]

my garage look like a toyota-thon

[@anthonygoodman2655]

Carter deems got crazy bars

[@kabgaming110]

does anyone know who shuffle's first battle was with?

[@Eye_Rant]

Carter with his own don Demarco and sirens if funny asf

[@TheodoreGrammar]

Shuffle got a 3-0, shame Carter was so sloppy

[@bryant7369]

Nah shuffle only won the third. He looses the second by default with that weird cat shit

[@GrandaddyCrunk]

Lol at having Shuffle winning this. Wow.

[@brewswayne9027]

+bryant beauhamp yea what the actual fuck was with that cat bit

[@Nocommentnotnever]

its's cause Deems keeps cats - a lot of the crowd clearly didn't get it

[@brewswayne9027]

+No Comment we all realise he has cats? just didn't really enjoy the cat fucking angle aha

[@lololololzers]

that was fun I enjoyed it

[@Triple6Lyricist]

DF the new GT

[@tisartrobinsonjr335]

"Im the Rich homie quan of pokemon" 😂 fse

[@yeromoney6875]

Can you say "Attack of the Culture Vultures"?!!!

[@DjGaiden]

Carter Deems and Shuffle T were the one kids in school that got bullied by the English Teacher.

[@jacksonjDell]

were the one kids? uh...two people cant be the "one"...try two

[@islammiah786]

+jacksonjDell Different schools?

[@jacksonjDell]

Islam Miah well if you had said "schools" instead of "school" that might have worked...but ya didn't

[@islammiah786]

+jacksonjDell but I didn't write the post so of course I didn't write schools instead of school.

[@robertyanok3886]

Nobody: Carter Deems: I feel like bodying Shuffle T today. So I am going to body Shuffle T

[@seanus62]

i bet after shuffles gun bars it was hard to fly back to england haha

[@rickywilliams1993]

I'm The Rich Homie Quan Of Pokemon Lololol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@koldfya]

Fucking hysterical😂🔥

[@reecewiegand4051]

shuffle 1st and 2nd made me laugh so gotta give him the w

[@3Horus]

Shuffle's second is crazy. Literally.