Funny GERMAN INSULTS (with translations)

Hey rabbits,
here I have another video for you about Germany and the German language. This time I present funny German insults to you, words you can (but musn't ;) ) call somebody a name with. Please don't take this as an offense, but laugh about it and have fun watching! :)
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[@fubarbundy3307]

"Ass Violin"... That's a good one right there.

[@erikeilingsfeld5284]

Waffen ϟϟ Soldat Nazi oder warum heißt du so?

[@PresingPhoenixSquadron]

​@@erikeilingsfeld5284 Warum fragst du oder Sod off!

[@hershellumiere]

We need to make this a thing in English.

[@erikeilingsfeld5284]

@Bloom SosAssLeviLeopuncher woher willst du das wissen?

[@erikeilingsfeld5284]

@Bloom SosAssLeviLeopuncher dass er kein nazi ist

[@whanowa]

The English language ist not nearly as creative as German when it comes to insults. You could make a ten hour video with nonstop cusswords.

[@Teernin]

I know this comment is two years old, but I just discovered a gem today. "Blockflötengesicht." SO FUNNY!

[@dweller376]

Su

[@kaiba7756]

Ok

[@harleyf3490]

rubbish, look up some shakespearean insults

[@nuzaza9226]

whanowa have you heard of the British insults?

[@HDmech81]

I could literally listen to you talk all day. I love your accent :)

[@xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419]

Thank you

[@Pro1938ftc3ch]

If I ever hear someone saying this to me I would laugh 😂😂🤣🤣

[@floober_dooberious]

Simp

[@HDmech81]

@@floober_dooberious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@liamomara9601]

same :)

[@MrDisasterboy]

I was in a remote part of Western Australia travelling with a German friend. A young women joined us to chat. For many hours. In my parlance she 'chewed my ears off'. But he shared with me a perfect German expression, which I understood on many levels, despite speaking only a little German: "Sie rede wie ein Wasserfall." 🤔😂

[@Jpeg13759]

Your missing a "t" in "rede" should be "redet wie ein Wasserfall"... That said, not really up to date German speak....

[@SuperNGLP]

GUYS PLEASE DONT USE THIS WORDS IN GERMANY!!!!! EVRYONE WILL LAUGH ABOUT YOU!

[@Cygnus0lor]

Niklas0815 That was the point

[@invinciblenowyt]

Niklas0815 unless you know how to use them 😜. Then again, that would make me the one that is supposed to laugh.

[@sofarber2947]

Niklas0815 ich glaube nicht, dass jemand über dich lacht wenn du ihn als Arschloch beleidigt hast.

[@invinciblenowyt]

sleeping girl man würde eher eine in die fresse bekommen 😂

[@chefkochoriginal]

Niklas0815 ja auf jeden fall, die richtigen sind huso, wichser, Arschloch,...

[@DidrickNamtvedt]

I'm Norwegian and I noticed that we have very similar insult words, for example "ekel", which in Norwegian is "ekkel" (disgusting) and "drecksack" which is very similar to the Norwegian equivalent "drittsekk", which also means "dirt bag". I'm a linguist nerd and very interested in language similarities, particulary similarities between Germanic languages, as I speak one myself as my mother tongue and I also tend to learn Germanic languages faster than non-Germanic languages.

[@Evilriku13]

there are videos that explain this kinda influendes perfectly! Let's say that even the english language has been influended greatly us and latin/romanic.

[@JudgeJulieLit]

A thousand years ago (a few hundred years after displacing the Roman Empire in Anglia had left Latin traces) before the A.D. 1066 Norman Conquest three-century tsunami of Frenchification, English in England (then Anglalond) was Anglo Saxon. It is a West Low Germanic language.

[@shane9340]

Didrick Namtvedt its because our language is almost thesame !

[@Batman-jm7np]

Didrick Namtvedt because German and languages like yours, others like dutch , English all came from once branch Germanic .... if you can speak any of these languages chances are you can learn the others easily... they say Dutch is the easiest to learn for English speakers.

[@TheMechanicalGirl999]

I understand that! My dad's mother was Polish and all those Yiddish insults she spouted when I knew her! In the few years I knew her she may have been old and senile but boy was she a brilliant mench, rest her soul 18 years now!

[@Chiresia]

I always try to explain Fußhupe to my American friends .. doesnt get me much beside some weird looks till today. xD

[@strategicgamingwithaacorns2874]

+Gert hering My sister wants a Chihuahua and my mom _hates_ fusshupes.

[@strategicgamingwithaacorns2874]

***** And on top of that, my mom _loves_ really big furry dogs (she had a Saint Bernard growing up), but I am allergic to dogs.

[@Leschwa89]

get yourself a poodle. All sizes and much smarter and playfull than most people think.

[@porterojeaga6365]

hello add me on hangout [e-mail]

[@christiankoppel117]

Warum unbedingt fußhupe xD

[@leonieenne5606]

Even as an austrian I had to laugh about how funny our language sounds sometimes

[@funkyironman69]

How do you say, 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of Elderberry'?

[@funkyironman69]

Ja, ja danke, mein Luftkissenfahzeug ist voller Aale!

[@sergejb.8262]

Dann solltest du mal glaub ich die Aale schnell rausholen alter. Oder grill die, bin nicht dein Boss.

[@juliacamara8565]

Monty pyton😂😂😂

[@billmain4090]

😂😂😂

[@Qpskanxghghghhgghghh]

I fart in your general direction

[@rt0035]

I love how she pronounces categories like “ka-teegaries”.

[@TheDarkWiiPlayer]

How about Gesäßvioline? xD Also, I think "Sackgesicht" can't really be translated as "bag face", as it doesn't really mean that kind of "sack"

[@julianmenon3673]

it would be "Balls -face "

[@TheDarkWiiPlayer]

***** wer?

[@heju6517]

+DarkWiiPlayer Sackgesich would be Translatet with Douchbag and not bagface

[@abdulj2k]

wtf am i the only person that doesnt speak German here?

[@xrecix]

+Stinking Orpheus Ja.

[@alexisvictoria3655]

+Stinking Orpheus nitch (no, you aren't im learning lol)

[@M710Z]

yeah, you are...? :'D

[@alexisvictoria3655]

I even spelled that german word wrong.. oops

[@littlerave86]

+Froggy Power And you used the wrong one ;) Use "nein" (= no) instead of "nicht" (= not)

[@valient7295]

She stop watching children Children: no I don’t think I will

[@dasschnittchenjasmin3214]

''Fußkäselpopelpupser'' was? xDDD

[@lasse1819]

😂

[@captainpingpong2639]

😂😂😂

[@enriimeri9815]

HAHAHAHHA Die hat ganz ganz viel vergessen...

[@dylandelgadoborges7765]

Mistkerl

[@kasparbauhauser1728]

+Slytherin Girl "Nix Hurensohn; Polizeisohn, mein Schatz!" lol

[@sarahmouhoub8494]

I felt that this girl was going to cry :((

[@babyblue8642]

Yeah, i thought i was the only one thinking that :(

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

@@babyblue8642 Yep.

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

@@babyblue8642 3:58 her tone on that phrase, and the phrase got my attention.

[@Feuersturm]

Me too...

[@Moosbuckels_sexy_brother]

You forget about the word Alpha-Kevin :D

[@Aeeon_Sky]

+BaumbuckelvonerAJ vergessen wir nicht Alpha-Dennis :D

[@Moosbuckels_sexy_brother]

Doch

[@bonesintheswamp]

+GameNetChannel oder die alpha-jaqueline XD

[@Moosbuckels_sexy_brother]

is gut jetzt

[@Tiotic_Destiny]

+BaumbuckelvonerAJ X'D Das ist locker das beste Wort aller Zeiten.

[@erictaylor5462]

I think calling an unpleasant woman a "bitch" is an insult to dogs. Most female dogs are quite pleasant and likable.

[@MichaelMusou]

zoophile detected

[@erictaylor5462]

twwarrior333 You just HAD to go there. Saying someone is likable is not the same as "i want to fuck them". There are far more people I consider pleasant and likable than those I want to fuck.

[@MichaelMusou]

Eric Taylor Relax, just joking :) (its funny to me because your post sounded like you liked the dogs more than women)

[@erictaylor5462]

twwarrior333 haha Funny thing is I don't really like dogs much. Even so most dogs are better "people" than most humans.

[@MichaelMusou]

Eric Taylor Probably... but did you know they "descended" from wolves? Without us, they'd still be wild animals. Maybe in million years, dogs will evolve their brains like us and will even more evil than us. Lol just thinking randomly out loud, sorry.

[@R2Rocketeer]

That was awesome. My mom never taught us the insults. We had to catch them now and then when she would get angry at us kids. :) Keep the videos coming.

[@nikolaisimonov1809]

I've always wanted to learn German. I've always thought it sounded cool, and thanks to this video I know what my Austrian friend has been calling us. thanks for the insight 😂😂😂

[@spaghettiofeternaldamnatio6988]

As a German I have to complain about the translation of "Sackgesicht". Usually Sack=bag but it also ist a Word for testicles, which is exactly what this insult alludes to/on (not sure what is right). So the correct translation actually is "testicle face".

[@Harleylovinchelley1]

Well, if you are going that direction that in English it would be pecker face which suggests your face looks like a penis, LOL

[@GermanischeTutorials]

Looked for that comment

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

I think she was trying to keep the breeching of PC to a minimum.

[@marcelred3551]

For me as a German it was pretty funny to hear all these mainly old-fashioned but funny insults. Thank you for making this video! :) And I have to add: You speak and pronounce German words very well; sounds like a person born in Germany would have said! Respect to you! Liebe Grüße, Marcel

[@TheJanstyler]

uhhm sie ist in deutschland geboren und lebt auch noch in deutschland :D

[@Masonjar90]

Two things: I'm learning German and I found this video quite useful. If I am to communicate with a native speaker more effectively it is important to know the slang as much as what is considered "proper". So thank you. Oh and secondly, you're gorgeous!!!

[@JimsBlues]

yesss. this videos are perfect for we the ones learning german

[@nukestriker]

+Julian Mauro THANK YOU !

[@AmCon82]

+Julian Mauro :D sehr schön ;p

[@Wildcard71]

+Julian Mauro Fool Bunny

[@JimsBlues]

*****​​ use your little nazi head before speaking you unrespectful bitch

[@M710Z]

+Julian Mauro dafuq? :)

[@entropy_7827]

"Grobian" is very similar to russian word "Groobian" which means a rude person :D

[@AwesomeMinecraftersakuraodomMC]

It took a few seconds for "ass violin" to sink in but I died when it did

[@cedrikullrich4298]

90%-95% der Wörter habe ich noch nie jemanden als ernsthafte Beleidigung sagen hören.

[@GERbOdYbUiLdEr]

Also Bangebüx kannte ich noch nicht, man lernt nie aus. :D

[@seduccion8341]

+GERbOdYbUiLdEr dito

[@HesseJamez]

+GERbOdYbUiLdEr Dat is joa ook Noarddeutsch!

[@Ossian_Germany]

+GERbOdYbUiLdEr Gibt es meines Wissens auch nur in Norddeutschland.

[@rasalas91]

now I feel insulted - you are literally telling all insults to me while watching into my eyes :'( I'll go to my bed now. My eyes are sweating.

[@rabiatuhassan2691]

Ha

[@mattharris8487]

Thank you for this! In my D&D campaign I'm playing a dwarf barbarian who doesn't speak common so well, so he resorts back to his "native" tongue a lot. This list will really help shape and create a multi-dimensional character. You're amazing!!

[@allenalsop6032]

I feel that you were unhappy when you made this video. Perhaps an emotional distress. I hope you are feeling better. Most people may not have noticed but I am sensitive to the pain others feel. Perhaps I am wrong and that would be toll. Just know we care.

[@abdelqadermollaothman9425]

i like you soooooooo much .. i'm from syria and i live in passau .. ich lerne deatsch jetzt bei der vhs schule .. and i learned a lot of important funny things from your videos .. danke sehr .. i wish you going on with those nice videos

[@DontTrustTheRabbit]

Aww, thank you so much for this comment. :) Alles Gute beim Deutschlernen! I will go on with them. Have a wonderful day! :3

[@abdelqadermollaothman9425]

vielen dank .. i have a lot of freinds from diffrent countries like spain,kruatia,vitnam,mexico....... they are also learning german with me and i already shared your videos with them .. they like you a lot like i do thank you .. with all my best wishes

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

lol, learning important things from a video spewing insults at you

[@bnipmnaa]

as opposed to you, hurling insults at people that are at least making an effort to improve. You miserable little shit... lol.

[@prod.kidmizu]

***** isis has taken over syria

[@vinsinsanity]

"Pleasure newt" That one is golden.

[@tylerbellefleur4523]

ass violin? da fuck.

[@jonbreitweiser8881]

Trixie, are these phrases made up by you that you like to use or are they commonly used by most people? Also, do insults vary depending on which part of Germany you're from? Thanks! You're videos are great and is helping improve my German!!

[@RickMitchellProvenanceAndRoots]

I LOVE that German has the word "Fusshupe"! English doesn't have a word specifically for dogs like that. I've gotten used to calling them punt-punt dogs (they're so small you could punt them like a football) Thanks for the info!

[@Centa92]

Where I live we prefer to call these dogs "Trethupe", which would mean "step honk" :D

[@elizabethbutler4649]

Rick Mitchell ankle biters.

[@RickMitchellProvenanceAndRoots]

Elizabeth Butler when I think of "ankle biters", I think of children.

[@metalmishap]

In my family (in USA, Pennsylvania specifically) we call them yip yip dogs. That's how they sound to us.

[@MegaAntonz]

i call these dogs " Ratte mit Fönfrisur " ( Rat with hairstyle )

[@ToyzRule]

I prefer "Kommunisten Schwein" that's my favorite insult

[@kennedyshotfirst2534]

Flyz it Dies xD

[@davidschu372]

russians were also called „ivans“, ivan because thats just a generic russian name and the s for the plural

[@johnnysins1825]

David Schu haha

[@uui]

Whats that? Something pig

[@Pegasus_2103]

@@uui it means "Communist pig"

[@yegr7763]

You: "don't actually use these" Me: calls a mexican an ape immediately

[@emanuelkarl6499]

You translate the insults literally so they don't make sence anymore. For example "pisser" refers to little kids who pie their pants. "Sackgesicht" refers to makle testicles so that would be something like ball-face. In spanist you have the expression "cara de picha" wich means "Pimmelgesicht" which is somewhat similar.

[@beatlesrgear]

Trixie, some of these are so funny, I'm surprised the Deutsch don't have an insult like "you 1959 Edsel." LOL!

[@joshgellis3292]

‘Hosenscheißer!’ Ist meine favorite! “Du ist kinder?! Du IST hosenscheißer!” 🦅🇺🇸🤍🦉🇩🇪

[@Pacl-zn6il]

Just to explain you guys the insult of being called a HONK: in German it means: Hauptschüler Ohne Nennenswerte Kenntnisse. It translates to a stupid students from a low rated type of school who has no actual talents or knowledge. It’s quite discriminating to those people who actually need to go to this kind of school, because they are naturally not very clever. Hope I could help you a bit 🙈🤗

[@olafkessler8886]

no, actually it just means idiot

[@Wgtztwizard]

Als ich in Deutschland meine erste Praktikum angefangen habe, mein Chef hat zu mir gesagt: du bist ein faule Socke. Nach drei Jahre später, ich habe noch nicht das vergessen. :(

[@TeaChan97]

+f4s9skfDc Its correct when you say: "Als ich in Deutschland mein erstes Praktikum angefangen habe, hat mein Chef mir gesagt: du bist eine faule Socke. Nach drei Jahren habe ich es noch nicht vergessen" you use es and not das. Then it's perfect

[@Wgtztwizard]

TeaChan97 *_* Ich muss immer noch lernen.

[@Divran22]

Ich sag nur Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache :D

[@ingoknito4626]

Nachdem ich in Deutschland mein erstes Praktikum angefangen hatte, sagte mein Chef zu mir: "Du bist eine faule Socke!" Drei Jahre später habe ich das noch immer nicht vergessen. That´s how I would frame it.

[@zalba5710]

Wgtztwizard Keine Sorge, faule Socke ist nicht wirklich eine böse Beleidigung; es hat etwas recht freundschaftliches im Ton. :)

[@cptn_sumi]

Ich ging immer davon aus, dass das Sack in Sackgesicht von Hoder kommt :P

[@atoneeasy3726]

Never stop doing videos I love and admire u so much!!!

[@kristian.jrs1102]

YOU FORGET "DU HARALD"

[@annikawollert8078]

Du Kevin!

[@luciaa8582]

my uncles name is Harald.... what does du harald mean

[@MoodersoXD]

Mieser Harald

[@sirpotato9371]

@@annikawollert8078 DU SCHEISSE

[@moraien3278]

Horst

[@reconquista1911]

Every word in German sounds like an insult.

[@drago9925]

+Fili PX Du Fili!!

[@tomrogerlilleby2890]

Depends on who's talking. Everything this beauty says sounds like honey. All the speaches of Hitler though, sounds like he's just cursing someone. (Which he probably did) But I understand what you mean. If I say "SCHMETTERLING" in German - you'd probably think I was talking about a machine gun or something that would kill a lot of people real fast and ugly ! It actually means : "a Butterfly" !

[@Randy1337]

+O Lympic hahahahaha

[@LockenJohny101]

+Tom Roger Lilleby Was Du - von deinen Vätern ererbt hast, erwirb es - um es zu besitzen. Der kostbarste Besitz auf dieser Welt, aber - ist das eigene Volk. Und für dieses Volk - und um dieses Volk, wollen wir Ringen und wollen wir kämpfen. Und Niemals erlahmen; und Niemals ermüden; und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln. Es lebe unsere Bewegung - es lebe Unser Deutsches Volk. Es lebe unser Deutsches Reich. not a curse...

[@ashketchum6222]

+Fabian Dudda Finde ivh auch

[@timimi1234]

To those who don't understand German, since you hear the word " douche" you can start Beating.

[@paperpuddingTV]

HAHAHAHA

[@Asmodai281]

Wurde durch den Ausschnitt abgelenkt...

[@Mila91x]

Sagte der Mann, der einen SS-Soldaten als Profilbild hat...

[@little_headless_chicken7972]

7:15 I love how she said: “Du kleine Doofe Fußhupe” hahahaha XD

[@alexstone691]

lustmolch - pleasure newt really topped it off for me

[@silentdelia3473]

mein Vater mag keine kleinen Hunde, wie Chihuahuas und nennt sie immer "kleine Ratte"😅

[@CNexLegionis]

Meiner nennt sie "Ratte mit Außenbordmotor".

[@ZyntiaVanGoth]

Es ist irgendwie schon lustig.. aber egal welche sprache man lernen will, das erste was man wissen will ist was man sagen muss um am schnellsten eine aufs Maul zu kriegen xD

[@eliasstolz6084]

+Vum Uefwbje Auf Spanisch kann man aber auch so wunderbar fluchen wie in keiner anderen Sprache, die mir einigermassen geläufig ist... Ich glaube, "hijo de puta" ist auf Spanisch kaum noch eine Beleidigung, sondern eher ein ganz normaler Ausdruck der Alltagssprache... ;-)

[@lonelypotato3001]

+Elias Stolz 'la puta madre' geht aber auch für 'hijo de puta' :)

[@lonelypotato3001]

+Zyntia Van Goth Danke für die Beleidigungen, die merk ich mir erstmal :D

[@M710Z]

+Zyntia Van Goth ich könnte das (wortwörtlich) übersetzen... Aber ich bin zu faul xD

[@ZyntiaVanGoth]

Mi ra meine bsp sind aus diesem Buch.. eine wortwörtliche übersetzung ergibt zumeist eh nie sinn..

[@rosegranger2872]

My fave is du Nudel! "you noodle", I use it almost every day

[@hannofranz7973]

I was missing "Dünnbrettbohrer": thin board driller - your brain capacity and/or strength doesn't get to drill the thicker ones.

[@911Salvage]

This video has been a huge inspiration for me. It really makes me want to travel to Germany so I can have a lot of fun using these insults.

[@Lealdo]

When she said "Your a crazy guy" I was like WOAH. Spot on English. Suspicious... And when she says "and a classic..."

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

Well, she does say to not trust the rabbit, and we all know that she's the rabbit.

[@palgoose5900]

"Just play some call of duty" Me:excuse you lady its called*Fornite*

[@mxltinfinityx]

Also Lustmolch, Pantoffelheld, Spargeltarzan, gelecktes Würstchen und Bangebüx habe ich noch nie gehört. Eine gute Möglichkeit, um meinen Wortschatz aufzustocken xD

[@SvenCurly]

+Annis Kekse Du bist jung, oder? ^^ Aber viel interessanter wird es, wenn man davor noch Dinge ranhängt...

[@SuperJoeywhite]

I think you do wonderful and you certainly don’t need to apologize so much! You are fantastic and most importantly thank you! Vundebar

[@blablupp5669]

In den Dialekten, vor allem den Süddeutschen, gibts dann die richtig geilen German Insults, viel differnzierter, passender und lustiger ....

[@stephaniefaulkner6995]

Hallo! Ich bin funfzehn jahre alt, und mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut. Ich bin in der Schule Deutsch lerne. Ich möchte mein Deutsch praktizieren, weil es sehr wichtig ist. Ich hoffe das diese Kommentar nicht so peinlich ist!😂 Ich bin sehr eifersüchtig von Leute mehr als eine Sprache sprechen.

[@vmeli73]

Aus welchem Land kommst du?

[@pulpy3004]

Stephanie Faulkner Krankenhous

[@igorr325]

Als du nur 15 Jahre alt bist, darfst du nicht diese Woerter lernen!

[@bulbasaurproductions3089]

Schwein-Hund is one of the worst insults you can possibly say. It was used by the Nazis as a degrading slur to describe Jewish People during WWII.

[@beltfed4624]

Nicoletta Ciccone - Don't get too excited, it just means "pig dog"... Unless you put a lot of emphasis on it, like stomping your foot while you say it, maybe even pointing your finger and snarling. The trick is to make it sound much worse by adding theatrics. 😄 I like being helpful.

[@kasparbauhauser1728]

+Janson Gander I think the pork content combined with canine content will probably suffice. lol

[@kasparbauhauser1728]

+Bulbasaur Productions It is still very popular. Like driving Volkswagen cars (devised by the Nazis to allow German people to go driving around Germany).

[@noybh]

Sie ist wunderschön. Hope I wrote that right.

[@ooh-ahh]

+Brian Banks You did, but you aren't ;)

[@bastiiteam9]

+Brian Banks You didn't.

[@ooh-ahh]

+bastiiteam9 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@derpanzerkommandant4641]

+Brian Banks you wrote that right.

[@ooh-ahh]

+Markus R But still, he isn't.

[@lauraladystarlight3608]

Da fehlen aber noch einige wie z.B. Dünnbrettbohrer, Gewitterhexe, Heulboje, Jammerlappen, Kulturbanause usw.

[@yu-fg5ik]

Ha Dünnbrettbohrer und Kulturbanausr erinnern mich immer an Detektiv Conan :,D

[@grimtheghastly8878]

All of this and your channel is still the most wholesome I've ever found on KZbin.

[@phillipmoore9012]

Wow, this may be my next favorite video. Already I see where some English words came from. Insults seem to be the first words people hear and learn. Sorry, I can't promise I'll not use any of them. But I don't blame you.

[@Satorare]

It's always the first... :D

[@phillipmoore9012]

I lived in Germany for four years, very young during the Cold War. I'm surprised by sounds I have not heard since, and much more surprised by words that are what I had thought they mean.

[@speckgens]

..when cursing in english you just sound like Phoebe from “Friends”. 😊

[@Cho0Claymore]

Hallo !!! Danke shön!!!! Ich bin Mexikanerin und mache ich das beste fur Deutsch zu lernen, du bist super, ich mag dich viele. kuss!!!

[@MilesVorkosigan]

+Cho0Claymore Very good :) *Hallo!!! Danke schön!!!! Ich bin Mexikanerin und ich gebe mein Bestes um Deutsch zu lernen. Du bist super. Ich mag dich sehr. Kuss!!!

[@LooksLikeDemon]

+Ronnie Dio Nicht wirklich gut.. * Hallo! Danke schön. Ich bin Mexikanerin und ich gebe mein Bestes um Deutsch zu lernen. Du bist super, ich mag dich sehr. Kuss! Das Komma finde ich nach "Du bist super" irgendwie besser. Weil es denn nicht so abgehackt klingt. Ich weiß nicht ob es wirklich falsch ist da eins hin zu setzen.. Auf jeden Fall.. Ausrufezeichen sind keine Rudeltiere! Zwei kann man manchmal hintereinander setzen, um zu zeigen dass man den Satz ruft oder schreit. Also korrigiere bitte niemanden so als ob mehrere Ausrufezeichen ok wären. +Cho0Claymore Btw, sounds really good, hope you have fun while learning!

[@julianmenon3673]

you should Not Use this in germany If you dont want that we germans loughting about you Saying that (i dont have the Time to correct my Text so i dont care how Bad i've texted)

[@ooh-ahh]

+Jpmhome Tv But you had the time to add a whole sentence instead of just writing with minimal efforts in concentrating and manual coordination? Sounds legit xD

[@cKnorz]

+Cho0Claymore interessant wie viele verschiedene nationen heute deutsch lernen ;)

[@paulmanson253]

One of the more creative insults I ever heard was to refer to someone as "dumber than a bag of broken doorknobs" .Still no idea why the concept was created,but I rather like it. Possibly the old glass doorknobs that were very popular about a hundred years ago. Maybe.

[@Fajnybobr]

“Keep playing call of duty” You sentenced them to a fate far worse than anything on this video

[@orssidia]

Mein Lieblingswort ist Handschuhschneeballwerfer.

[@noggenfogger1324]

Orssidia Why would someone who throws snowballs with gloves be an insult? Lol

[@letsplayjeyy]

Man hört einfach das du deutsche bist :D

[@khalidbalasini8311]

Ich habe mich auch gedacht.

[@letsplayjeyy]

+Sissy.. da muss ich dich leider enttäuschen. Bin höchstwahrscheinlich Deutscher, als du es je seien wirst. :)

[@letsplayjeyy]

+Sissy sei bitte so nett und korrigiere meine Rechtschreibfehler im letzten Kommentar, okay? Danke! :)

[@SinisterMJ]

+Die jessie deutscher gehört klein geschrieben z.B.

[@letsplayjeyy]

+Sinister MJ Danke. :) Da hab ich ja tatsächlich eine Menge Rechtschreibfehler rein gehauen. Jetzt bringt auch endlich mein Satz Sinn. :) Man gut die liebe +Sissy hat mich drauf aufmerksam gemacht. :)

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

1'm German but I never heard: - Bangebüx - Spargeltarzan - Pummelfee - Zippe - Pissnelke - Graue Maus - Fußhupe

[@SchibbiSchibbi]

+Hexenkönigin von Angmar Pissnelke is very common. Or at leas it was in the 90s ;) The others I've never heard either. But Fusshupe made me laugh. jaja

[@nussknackerin20]

I't depents where about you from in Germany...

[@tjeepert9782]

whaaat?

[@NormanF62]

Ich bin nicht überrascht, dass einige Beleidigungen rein regionalen Charakter haben. Seien Sie vorsichtig, wenn etwas, was Sie sagen, sich als kampfbetontes Wort entpuppt!

[@beatlesrgear]

I still love "Dummscheißekopf." It's so accurate & complete.

[@patrickdebonis6493]

This is really funny. One of my favorites that didn't make it into this video is "Halbdackel." It means stupid, but is very regional to Swabia. One must be extremely careful when hurling insults in Germany because it is actually against the law § 185 StGB. A fine is the most common penalty, but you could get up to a year in jail or even two years if the insult was made publicly or was used during the commission of an assault.

[@jacobhill3302]

The F1 driver Sebastian Vettel called another driver that ran into him a cucumber. Is calling someone an inanimate object a mild insult in German?

[@jacobhill3302]

P.S. I thought it was hilarious.

[@phylicialehmann5025]

Yes

[@TomCox84]

I wouldn't say generally. You couldn't just take *any* inanimate object and make it an insult. People would be more confused than offended and would a) not really take it as an insult and miss the intention b) think you're stupid. "Cucumber" is "Gurke" in German. I don't know what it is with cucumbers in German, but they're used in several derogatory ways. A shitty car or bike for example is also called a "Gurke". Or if you're walking or driving around aimlessly, for example when you're lost or just bored, we call it "rumgurken" (that'd be something like "cucumbering around"). The way Vettel used the "Gurke" it means something like "fool", "goof", "boob". It's a very mild way to call someone a (clumsy) idiot without using these words. Another word with practically the same meaning would be "Pflaume", which is "plum/prune" in English. There are also some other fruits and vegetables that are used and which are very mild insults. "Du alte Tomate" ("You old tomato") or "du Lauch" ("You leek") for example. But it doesn't work with everything. Calling someone a strawberry, melon, pineapple or cherry, wouldn't work at all. My bet is, that there is no real backstory to why we use these words (cucumber/plum etc.). The main reason is probably just the sound of it, onomatopeia. If you emphasize and pronounce it right, it already sounds derogatory, as if saying "idiot", but without saying it :P

[@jacobhill3302]

+Cendrake Wow, thanks for the explanation. Reminds of similar things in U.S. english. "dumber than a box of rocks" etc. thanks again for the reply.

[@MorliHolect]

in Hungarian slang an inexperienced beginner car driver is called "mazsola" = raisin (dried grape) :D

[@igorvkuznetsov3518]

Замечательно - очень познавательная передача - Funny Girl - Thank you - Keep Insulting - we need more stronger German Dirty Words :)))

[@eternallyconfusedneveraware]

"Baby goat" and "Cinniman goat" sound like somewhat cute lil pet names for a loved one.

[@marcomartini9239]

"Forbidden American English" by Richard A. Spears - great entries on the social side of taboos; lotsa low-talk; lotsa fun - "A Serious Compilation of Taboo American English" - from low male talk to extremely derrogatory terms and plain insults

[@WhiskyWombat556]

This a new amazing channel I've discovered this video and subbed I called one of my "friends" a armleutcher.He deserved it

[@Italiano9091]

Is something wrong with me, that's turning me on when you curse at me? 😂 Ist das normal, dass es mich anmacht wenn du mich beleidigst? 😂

[@WanderingWeirdly]

Hahahahaha "ass violin"

[@xDudeHimSelfx]

Now people of comment section. Insult me hard in german and plz translate :D

[@liamrencontre4120]

Du bist scheiße

[@paperpuddingTV]

lmao

[@joachimbolanz740]

Gelöscht

[@pettynessa4617]

du piss Scheiße 😂

[@richardweise9033]

Schafkopf! Blockhead, Dumbhead, Literal Sheephead

[@aquariusstar1806]

i rly liked ur video . especially that you're explaining in English so we can understand better and learn ..thank you..you're so sweet ♡

[@draksionar]

Questionable ??? I beg your pardon ? This is pure gold.

[@Iobiarg]

Fusshupe made me laught out loud... i studied a little be of german but i find it so difficult (i'm native spanish speaker), You are funny!

[@chiarastohlmann8930]

HONK- Hauptschüler Ohne Nennenswerte Kennenswerte

[@D4RKBRU73]

+FaytHerznow - Nennenswerte Kennenswerte ?? lol Kennenswerte ist überhaupt kein Wort, du meinst Kenntnisse

[@chiarastohlmann8930]

sorry, dass ich mich vertippt habe

[@Satorare]

"nennenswerte Kennenswerte" klingt aber irgendwie gut...

[@D4RKBRU73]

Sat0rare - Da muss ich leider zustimmen haha

[@Fenta100]

WOOW SLIPKNOT :*

[@siukong]

My favorite is 'backpfeifengesicht'. Essentially 'a face begging to be slapped/punched'

[@kochmusicproductions3585]

My first trip to Germany I walked by a random little kid -- 3 yr. old-ish -- who called me "Blödmann! Blödmann!!" I didn't know what it meant at the time, so I thought it was kinda adorable. Then I noticed the adult shushing him and acting embarrassed. Then someone else explained to me what it meant, and it wasn't so adorable anymore.

[@roylegend45]

1:34 THAT WAS RAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIISSSST

[@an-internet-user6398]

I would be very careful with "Mistkerl" ... it is really bad and not just a little bit, but very insulting. "Sackgesicht" means douchebag (and not "bag face") You appear to be German ... because you lack some valid English translations when it comes to such special expressions...

[@aurializ3287]

I guess she tried to translate it by splitting the word in two parts. So the translation is actually correct :)

[@yoloman8883]

Nobody uses 'Mistkerl' anymore. There are much more insulting words like 'F***e' which means c**t.

[@amy87ish]

Naja Mistkerl ist jetzt auch nicht das schlimmste

[@warmachine_1396]

You are so beautiful! Your eyes are amazing!

[@auntyangie33]

When I was in Munich someone was trying to give me a piece of paper. Don't know what it was because I waved him away. He said to his colleague 'Das Touriist ist Einfach' which I thought meant simple. I was pleased because I understood what he was calling me. 👍 Or was he saying I was easy as google translation says?😂😂😂

[@victory2thepeople]

that/the tourist is easy

[@ajsliter]

My late Grandmother who is from Bavaria used to call my father, his brothers and me from time to time; "Schpöttyfunkel" which from what my father told me meant "little imp" or "little devil".

[@inzwischen_inaktiv5078]

Who else is from Germany?

[@G69zLmL]

Sicher du bist Deutscher ? Okay, welcher Bundesstaat ?

[@G69zLmL]

@Brütal Omg dont be that Nasi

[@kyunii6916]

MEH

[@whatkitchentopaintmycolor6621]

I sir captain

[@EstrellaPolux]

you are so cute...

[@darkdeceptionkillsthelight9653]

0:25 Did I hear Slipknot? XD Do you listen to metal?

[@billrobertjoe]

vol 3 sucks, iowa is good cause they talk about fucking corpses and fucking slit throats

[@JanssenOlthoff]

when i was a child, my uncle Detlef always had an insult, Klappstuhl, which means "folding chair", which means of course, you are a fucking complete weakling...u have to love german when it comes to simplistic efficiency. A few other favorites are "ja, logisch!" and of course the classic "Herr Gott Im Himmel" which i've learned to distain...

[@JanssenOlthoff]

of course there are far worse..."bierfi#@er"!....hahahaha shit im drunk

[@Harleylovinchelley1]

My fathers family moved to America in the 1700's. But they still used German expressions when I was a kid. If a man was dishonest or told exaggerated stories they called him a scheister and if he was unclean a Hosen scheiser.