saving one of Squirt's victims

[@bernardturner]

Put some little bells on the cat's collar so the critters hear him coming.

[@ggreiner8514]

That would be the most annoying thing ever

[@boazd8622]

@@ggreiner8514 i guess less annoying than dead rabbits in your house all the time

[@MintRobin]

That's what we do, pretty much works, certainly has impact, not annoying at all.

[@billyvegas111]

my cat figured out how to remove them....

[@f0rumrr]

makes sense.

[@1lnevets]

Donut turned into a firefighter. Saving bunnies.

[@kaian8418]

You must be fun at parties.

[@queefqueefington]

Maybe Donut starts a save the rabbits initiative like idubbbz has for squirrels🤷🏼‍♂️

[@andrewwaitt6411]

What did you just say fire fighters suck (I’m just kidding)

[@IanWrigleyNZ]

@CATCH MY BOTO Ya gotta be part of that crew to understand. It's just that the second responders are hella jelly of our public standing and they need to make these jokes for self esteem. Being the absolute legends that we are, we allow it to continue.

[@UncleElroy21]

Well cops do need hero’s so we firefighters step in to serve that purpose 😎

[@Aaron-md2zw]

Hey man, saw the hate on twitter. Stay strong, we don’t just watch for cop videos we watch for you & WineOperator, Keep it up and stay safe!

[@ronjones-6977]

If twitter is hating you, you're doing something right in life. What a bunch of useless twats.

[@garlicbread5320]

Ron Jones honestly, Twitter is the most toxic site

[@juanmeza958]

Yes sir

[@juanmeza958]

Cant Belive the called his son a school shooter

[@bIeaq]

That bee wanted to know if Wine liked jazz

[@kaleycosmos]

kaiCast He aggressively screamed something at me about smooth jazz. It was fuckin’ weird.

[@nedbainbridge308]

Ya like jazz

[@bumblebee5337]

can confirm

[@JackHinshaw1]

Sometimes I wish I could just lie in a box without a care in the world like Jones

[@calebf612]

I mean, choking on plastic is a care

[@Myemnhk]

@@calebf612 not for jones

[@ronjones-6977]

Don't rush it, you'll get your chance.

[@RichardCranium321]

We'll all be there soon enough...

[@steffenHoumann]

no one is stopping you, jack!

[@Rayeky1]

Bunny Operator has join 🐰

[@lepuuttelu]

Carrot operator? :)

[@Rhea_is_gay]

Y E S

[@weekd4ys93]

I actually laughed out loud when he said "What's up guys Donut Ranch here"

[@bumblebee5337]

A donut with ranch on it

[@CSGOLegendaryGaming]

"He came Bob, but he is not going to stay Bob." - Donut "so he's a slave?"- Me

[@MAGAMAN]

Where do you think they are, India?

[@cxllum_9985]

Honestly laughing so hard when Kayleigh panicked about that bee “LOoK At yoURsELF”

[@bloodyrose2076]

Honestly that would scare me away.

[@teller7119]

This bunny is actually a LEO undercover

[@ahmctech104]

Name your dummy: •Nasty Nate •Target Tom •Druggy Dougie •Crackhead Craig •Meth-head Mark •Lurker Larry •Uncle Touchy •Bowe Burdahl (or however you spell that dbag’s name)

[@SimplexStorm]

AHMC Tech Methed-up Mark has a better ring to it, and you can say, “Mark you done methed up” in a southern accent which sounds really funny

[@littlejogger95]

Crack-head Craig is my favourite

[@brovakiin1015]

Dave. Dangerous and very evil

[@dravonion2809]

That Bee was like "lemme see that onlyfans"

[@bumblebee5337]

I need that only fans please

[@sahirbaloch5678]

What who has an only fans?

[@sayhota]

That’s nice of y’all to save it. Love officers doing something like that. My dad just retired after a total of 40+ years as an mp and then a sheriff deputy

[@Jammed_Toast]

While in college, I brought my cooler home from a camp trip over the winter. Spring I looked at it in the corner of my room and realized it was still full and had been festering. Meat juice, potatoes, orange juice bacon packaging, leftover pork chops, the works. I decided to not think about it for another two months. Finally at the end of the summer my roommate and I sealed that sucked up with duct tape and carefully transported it to his car. We drove it to an undisclosed location and lit it of fire. After 15m the cover exploded off it and ignited whatever sinful things were inside. The smell was so bad that a neighbor drove down the dirt road because he said his kids came in screaming of a smell and he saw smoke.

[@bunnybooper8841]

Cameron1177 yikes

[@dakotatompkins5579]

I bought a couple stickers from the merch shop next is a squirt sweater for my girlfriend lol

[@mpmcarthur1371]

Derpetology 101 😐

[@obviousgreyman]

Name the dummy “Nugget Man” cause he looks like a superhero stereotype but he’s just a nugget.

[@johnandrews4352]

Dummy~nugonater

[@NativeTexan77]

The tactical pants are made to not fall down when you CC a pistol. The belt is a little stiffer, so it withstands the weight of the pistol and keeps your pants up. Pretty cool idea! 🙂

[@tGug4real]

i aspire to get to te point in life where people just send me guns

[@Dev3662]

Donut goes from a straight dead-lift to rescuing a bunny😂😂

[@johnballas5250]

Donut, wendies has a veterans discount

[@nedbainbridge308]

longbow 1234 he was in the navy right

[@everydaymaverick2166]

Ned Bainbridge yeah, and most places have a service rather then vets that includes law enforcement, fire, and paras as well as military.

[@Eclectic999]

Nothing more bad-ass than helping animals. Keep it up, Donut! 💪

[@TsukiakariNoSakura.]

2/5 stars on the rumba *claymore not included*

[@jac1207]

calling it now, Squirt is going to break that Rumba thinking it's a small loud critter.

[@khidjuniorbeast]

I play all your videos everyday while at work , makes my day so much more entertaining, you rock man !

[@goose9246]

9:02 He calls it the Ameri-cooler, but it looks kind of like a french cooler

[@Alfredo12O44]

Nah, a French cooler would be all white

[@yootoob806]

@@Alfredo12O44 Nah, that'd be a Yeti boat cooler and flotation device.

[@yootoob806]

You are correct monsieur, it is painted in the French tri-color. Purely unintentionally, of course. Another reason to toss it out as is.

[@noukhollands]

Or a dutch cooler

[@goose9246]

@Fire Starter what do you call a german cooler?

[@Specialfella-19]

"I feel like that's in a game is that in Overwatch?" *Me yelling Fallout super sledge*

[@liamthomas4644]

My heart hurt when I saw the bunny was hurt, but I had a really great feeling of happiness when you and Kaley were helping him. That was beautiful.

[@mcomeslast]

Get squirt neutered. If he isn’t already, that should take some of the spice out of him.

[@Sorelizard]

Don’t , neutering has been proven to increase the chance of cancer and can shorten your dogs life expectancies.

[@Bako751]

@@Sorelizard squirt is a cat

[@KingDogYT]

@@Bako751 that brightened my day

[@kaleycosmos]

mcomeslast he’s neutered! He’s just a turd. Lol Also, @sorelizard74, it’s much better to neuter your dogs (even if you wait the recommended 18 months as with some breeds) because older dogs who are intact have an exponentially higher risk of getting certain types of cancers and are prone to testicular cancer.

[@horseluver4ever623]

@@Sorelizard What kind of backwards hogwash do you treat as fact?

[@minycinny]

The fact that Donut gets scared of Bob in the garage is way more amusing than it should be.

[@Leggy_games]

The best line I’ve ever heard “ a people nugget ... a very jacked up people nugget!!!” Lol

[@gretahunt4401]

Have you tried putting a bell on Squirt's collar? That makes the critters aware of him before he's close enough to attack. And get a feliway plug in, the multi cat one, to see if that helps Squirt feel calm when he's inside. The pee'ing could be a sign that he is stressed being inside, he could be pee'ing to assert dominance by marking his territory or literally stress pee'ing because he feels threatened by the other pets. I suggest doing both the bell and the feliway and keeping him inside more.

[@noahstirrat5549]

The dummy should be named trooper Thompson

[@nedbainbridge308]

When you scared of a bumblebee: LOOK AT YOURSELF

[@mitchblackmore5230]

Dude!!!! Camera angles!!!! And it doesn't need a time stamp. It speaks for itself.

[@bebop_557]

Hey Donut, if you're looking for good short barrel 5.56 ammo Federal loads the SOST bullet and optimized it for barrels 7"-16" in length. It's called T556TNB1.

[@gameslingerd1532]

Man everyone I know looks at me weird for dipping French fries in Frostie’s so glad I’m not the only one.

[@stingedoutcoffee992]

"Look at yourself!" 😂😂😂

[@IanWrigleyNZ]

If you're going full heart attack mode, mushroom melt baconator. Locally sourced fresh meat, never frozen. It's goooood

[@masonwebb5622]

squirts innitiation is complete

[@SevOneSev7en]

0:06 TAC PANTS!

[@Anubis30224]

Make Squirt a cat run outside. Either repurposing a chicken coop, or making a full on wire tunnel system for him

[@TheSovietWombat]

0:20 FINALLY HE LET US SEE

[@sharkt9877]

3:00 chick fill a is still amazing and a fast food place. It never went down hill.

[@onefastrax5431]

2:56 thanks now I want Wendy's 3:16 meh I prefer to dip my nuggets in the frosty

[@finleyreynolds4941]

So true nuggets and fries in a frosty are amazing

[@timewellspent8137]

I gotta try that

[@liftedlegend710]

Put an alarm bell around squirts murderus neck jeez hes broken but its way past the return date now so the least we can do is try to warn little critters

[@taylorwest6986]

2:57 Amen! With my luck, they run out of chocolate every other time I go there.

[@wilhelmsarosen4735]

"I do not consent!" Ah, that sovereign citizen reference. Been a while since one of those made it to the main channel.

[@MintRobin]

I have a soft spot for rabbits, I have a few as pets. I also have cats, the adult rabbits are similar size to the cats so they're actually dominant, it's baby rabbits that we need to be concerned about, luckily our cats are softies and don't really hunt. Rabbits have learnt not to show pain, otherwise they look weak therefore easy prey. Because of this they get abused quite a lot "he seems fine" when they could be really suffering, eg you can't tell if a rabbit breaks its front leg. Rabbits are quite smart compared to rodents, as rabbits are not rodents, they can learn a lot of tricks and they learn easier as they get older. They're the most neglected house pet due to them not showing much distress unless you know the signs. If a rabbit experiences too much pain, physical or emotional, it can die within 4 days, due to the way their stomach works. Look after that bunny (kitten) make sure it eats. A rabbit that eats is most likely healthy.

[@Full_Otto_Bismarck]

Fries dipped into the Frosty is heaven on Earth.

[@suddenlyminotaurs]

Quarantine Donut reminds me of when Frank Serpico kinda goes off the rails and starts wearing outrageous hats and bandannas, but I also love it.

[@panda3d180]

Tell Squirt the crazy omegal cat lady is gonna catch him if he keeps torturing animals.

[@skullduggery7917]

The engine propelled hammer you mentioned is called the superslege and comes from the bathesda game fallout 4

[@AgentMothman3]

If you're going to keep letting Squirt outside, I suggest getting a collar with a bell on it. My old cat was a hunter who would slip outside no matter how hard we tried, but the bell worked to warn away most of its would be victims.

[@nedbainbridge308]

“Every fast food restaurant is going down” What about Popeyes

[@CCIPres]

Popeyes, or at least the ones near me, is garbage.

[@uncleartyom4280]

Next up on Donutlition Ranch - "How Many Cannae Bags Filled with Mayonnaise Does It take to Protect Bob "

[@fives_is_here7135]

Lady’s and gentlemen we got em

[@MrQMX5]

The last time I ordered a Frosty: Cashier: "Vanilla or chocolate?" Me: "There is only one Frosty." Cashier: "Chocolate. Gotcha." That guy knows what's up.

[@ronjones-6977]

I tried to order Wendys for delivery last night. They only offered vanilla. WTF? That's not right.

[@tristanfeiken3695]

Donut, you really need to check out the deck I use atm (death skateboards Eddie belvedere pro model). They didn't have a 8.5 at the shop nearest to my city and I had just snapped my deck. So I grabbed one that's big and had a cool graphic instead of a brand I usually skate. And it's a nice deck, really enjoy skating and using it as transportation

[@allisonwinchester3108]

10:56 "LOOK AT YOURSELF!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@asiantoastey6580]

You told me not to tell you otherwise. But Vanilla Frosties is where it’s at.

[@philippepayant6627]

I love how you have to rescue animals from other animals you have rescued.

[@brandonsizer7533]

You don't really realize it from donut pointing the camera down at him all the time, but seeing Butcher next to WineOp, he's a big boy, can't wait to see him as a 1yo.

[@mikolajschulz5847]

John: Dips french fries in ice cream Me: Oh okay Also me 5 seconds later: Wait what?

[@tmurdoch2]

You've never dipped your macca's chips in a soft serve cone?

[@mikolajschulz5847]

Tom Murdoch No, It doesn’t sound like it should go together but apparently it does, judging by what people say...

[@m45ked77]

4:27 is when donut FINALLY shows his face in the video

[@martinphilip1549]

Donut when he sees the mannequin: GET ON THE GROUND NOW lol

[@yootoob806]

"Show me your hands! I said SHOW ME YOUR HANDS! ... Oh."

[@jacksonh9353]

Imagine being that bunny and a guy that looks like donut runs up to u saying he’ll save u

[@jaycejohnson3982]

Btw if you have a trailer that big it’s either park that way or have the trailer in the road

[@rpchan]

Donut: Wendy’s burgers are good. Wendy’s: we no longer serve burgers ( at some locations).

[@cayaneqwest588]

1:45 cool, is it the one the screams profanities every time it bumps into something? xD

[@armlesscrocodile7268]

Ah a man of culture

[@drinkspecials]

10:50 damn she got the nerve if WWI soldier in Leningrad!!

[@perrytheplumberplatypus8976]

Reminds me of the time my dad's dog found little baby rabbit, we still got em, the dog's haven't gotten a hold of him yet.

[@zvir7493]

Once again squirt is training to fight church

[@TheDogThatBarks]

Squirt: The homicidal cat. Now on Netflix.

[@charliesilverwood3608]

Is this an upload that I dont have to watch at 3am?

[@kodyclick3260]

congrats on 200k!

[@jameslockard6956]

Keep Bob's name, Bob is everywhere, he is up,down, All around, just look in the phonebook.

[@ujjwal3451]

Future Mrs. Donut: It's licking my leg Donut: No wait, that's my job

[@Goofyahhfellaong]

Squirt be like LET ME FINISH WHAT I STARTED

[@dublinoseven3279]

“Wine, call the cops. There’s an unarmed man in the garage.”

[@c.a.nationwide]

For such a manly man you have a soft soft heart bro

[@camper1749]

The manliness is concentrated in the 'stash.

[@scottjackson1636]

Part of being a man is having compassion. Through out history a mans role has been a role that is compelled by compassion, true it has been misused a lot, or manipulated by evil people to evil ends. But the act of self sacrifice to protect your family or country is not born of hatred.

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

I’m gonna sound weird for saying it, but maybe look at leash training Squirt? You can leash train a cat and every time you walk Jeeves and Butcher you can take him too. It should take care of his need to go outside. Or you could build a catio for him.

[@CelicaWillow]

*Squirt normally eating a vacuum* Donut: "We got a cat that eats plastic."

[@DJKosloski324]

You should name the kicking dummy Darryl, and he's creepy cooter's long lost cousin who just found out he died.

[@jakereynolds8897]

"Isn't that in a game? Isn't that in Overwatch?" Crys in Fallout Super Sledge

[@ericcollins7697]

I hate to be that guy, but I was a kitchen team leader at chick fil a. The chicken isn’t brined. No pickle juice, no buttermilk. Sorry everyone.

[@hpruitt4291]

Bruh

[@Blank55600]

Squirt the ripper

[@TheBothvar]

You should have put the cooler in the truck of the guy who was taking up 6 spaces with a note that said free beers.

[@nickw7619]

Whoever doesn't know about dipping fries in your frosty was depraved as a child. Whoever thinks that doesn't taste good is a psychopath and you should run away from that person

[@juhm1420]

Great video dude I love the 75th ranger canvas.

[@herie170]

We got a new pet hair vacuum. Used after our old one. I filled in less than five miles. Two big dogs and it don't take long.

[@eyanwise5159]

I got an idea for a fourth chanel, Donut fooderator.

[@domino52o26]

Always love when a new vlog is up

[@aaronrobles4952]

If you want to have really good chicken tenderize it by poking holes in the chicken then cut the chicken not in half like what you would think but like facing side ways and some seasoning and it turns out grate

[@richiek1155]

Well squirt was born in the streets. He was raised by a badass cop.

[@yootoob806]

DONUT! BELL THE CAT. You put a bell on Squirt's collar, they'll hear him coming and scram with a quickness. Works great on chicken coop raiding dogs too. (Have you noticed how old fashioned solutions keep getting forgotten or aren't taught forward? It's weird.) Maybe consider building an outdoor wire fence palace with platforms, cat tree cubby holes, and a tunnel into the garage. Just make sure it has a wire roof. Anyway, those are my good deed for the day suggestions. Big props to Wine for deftly dealing with the bee without killing it. We need all the bees we can get. P.S. Fuck the drive by heckler. (208)

[@Miguel_Hernandez04]

Is that “Fight the feeling” at 6:42?

[@noahhastings6145]

You leave john and his friends alone for 6 seconds and they reenact desert storm

[@m9rsm284]

Donut: you know how you can tell I’m an adult…. Also Donut: look we got giant jenga. All for jokes we never doubted donut was a man child

[@shaqattac]

1:02, Donut Boberator

[@shahedali02]

Round of applause for that Rabbit for not kicking and screaming, when Donut was putting that medicine on the poor Rabbit Because I would have lol

[@DavidMN-]

Cats are an invasive species that have a massive impact on local mammal populations. I'm being helpful?

[@charliefarley4792]

Yo humans are even worse. I'm being helpful?