I got a Lucille (then taught John how to make ramen kind of)

[@kimsungii5121]

“Homeless man breaks in mans house and teaches his son how to cook ramen!”

[@eferguson5369]

Florida man

[@opaul1477]

Chad B. You beat me to it

[@Dunkys1234]

Instead of "man's house" it could be homed man's house.

[@chopey6427]

Of course chad said it

[@velvetthunder1628]

Sargent must be high on meth too

[@Carrot__Panda]

John: "hey dad" Donut: "yes John?" *picks up knife*

[@bongoboy8449]

PURPLEEEGUYYYYY

[@quipy9660]

@cool man he just graduated elementary school and I was 11 when I graduated elementary (15 now) so im going to assume he is 11 or maybe 12.

[@bradycure5786]

@A L T F 4 dont worry about it

[@dominicalfinito8389]

“homeless man strangled by ju jistu master makes ramen”

[@nathanarievlis3985]

Lmao

[@brianneruiz-mccarty9890]

To add to Dominic Alfinito's words....."Homeless man strangled by Ju Jitsu master makes ramen with youngest graduated chef ever" XD

[@mikolajschulz5847]

That's the comment I would expect to find on the yellow site.

[@lazerktulu2693]

And likes it, tho

[@TestandRecognise]

“He completely destroyed me” “I didn’t have to even pay him to choke me” - Donut 2020

[@LawrenceP86]

@ANTON KOSS yeah the mayo backpack vid🍻😄

[@skywalker5026]

"imma put that small pickle business out of business" -Donut Operator, richest man to ever live, circa 2028

[@Johnsoncranker420]

Small pickle man puts out local small pickle business

[@lucasgrier1478]

''lets put the slim jim in." "yeah im sure your gonna do that in college too. " Im freakin dead broo 14:00

[@generalgrievous2202]

Was he referring to sex?

[@zaksullivan4093]

i never thought of it that way XD

[@ChiTown27656]

general grievous no duh yu wanker

[@lodder3157]

My brain wasin pg 13 mode Thought he was talking about college students eating a lot of slim jims...

[@Lumberjacked120]

You dont know how much it means to me to know that my two favorite dudes on KZbin get drunk and do Jujitsu

[@gavinfelice9453]

And how much I would have paid to see it

[@FastBenny]

Donut "Lucille is thirsty!!" Squirt: aight imma head out

[@ctapposum5233]

nice pfp

[@ssgkaizer4308]

john makes a 5 star restaurant meal while I still burn my water when trying to make coffee

[@quipy9660]

@Eastern river forge i agreee

[@RealWhore]

relatable

[@caiorodriguesmonteiro4768]

Yeah I still don't know why my water keeps getting black

[@edgeIord]

Dude, I wish my dad had taught me how to cook as well as you. You've officially made me envy an 12-year old.

[@stdshurt7972]

I'm 14 and can chef it up better then anyone in my house I hate cooking but I make the dinners so its whatever at this point.

[@knobhead5756]

@@stdshurt7972 if you are able to cook for your family that means you will be successful

[@pogo5141]

1000 subs for the meme?? Same here hahaha

[@mamax7169]

STDs hurt! 14 years old and that username. sad!😂

[@DryMilks]

“Now eat the box” *Childish giggling*

[@erikkincaid8978]

Honestly tho, donut is a really good father, great parenting skills

[@lordemperion1446]

“Homeless man steals food RIGHT OFF A CHILDS PLATE(gone wrong)” Fixed your title donut. Excellent video as always keep up the good work!

[@coomgremlin3741]

Watching donut and John interact is so heart warming. I wish I had a dad like you who could be educational, funny and serious all at once god bless.

[@noahhastings6145]

Squirt: "MUD FOR THE MUD GOD!!"

[@jwbean271]

Haha technoblade reference

[@googoogagapeepeepoopoo1783]

"I didn't even have to pay him to choke me" Donut: 😏 Me: ಠ_ಠ

[@uppityglivestockian]

Mat should have a new motto: "Free chokeholds" I'm still tryna find the vid Donut did with his jiu jitsu trainer choking him while he's tryna say "Officer, I can't breathe". I need it for Tim Pool.

[@scottygunz1245]

What an awesome dad moment. John will go back and watch this when he’s older and know how cool his dad is.

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

Normal people: awesome replica Donut: I could totally kill someone with this

[@gyrotwist6335]

I legit think that Donut Operator is the best, chill, dad. He is really good at cooking and he seems really laid back but enforces the rules in his house. I want you to be my dad Congrats you made it down here

[@ryangribs]

This was a wholesome video. I love how donut always acts whenever hes with John, always seems so happy :)

[@Exepandaa1232]

"homeless man steals chicken from boy making ramen."

[@tylerwyatt7118]

john is such a wholesome kid, you should include him in your vlogs more often

[@spencerhunter1861]

You uploaded them at the same time you monster

[@legomaninacart3172]

"I wear a leather jacket and I have Lucille and my balls are made of steel!"

[@cavv0667]

"EwwooOh, I could totally kill someone with this!" Donut, you're setting your sights kinda Low! You could kill someone with a Tye-dyed length of yarn... seriously dude, a bat? :)

[@cavv0667]

Mad props for teaching Jon to cook! Ya gotta know how to swim, cook, ride a bike, drive a car, tie a tie, wipe the seat off, and be faithful to your friends and loved ones...

[@A_Birds_Nest24]

Chill donut I can only watch 1 vid at once🙃

[@captprice1b-06]

"We have a john" lol

[@jjames4661]

You are so damn lucky to have amazing family and friends by your side and to live an awesome life! Your content always cheers me up and makes me forget all of the bad stuff happening in my life. It sucks not having one single friend or even just someone to hang out with so i get sucked into the internet to keep my mind off of things!!

[@benl.ofthegamecatarmy]

Right at the beginning Donut's like "we got Butcher back!" And I'm just going "did I miss an episode, when was he not there?"

[@deanfacca1405]

Homeless man acquires homemade weapon and teaches young child how to cook street ramen.

[@Deviated09]

New to the vlog, glad to carry it over. Glad to watch ya teaching the kiddo cooking! I definitely agree about learning to cook for yourself on the cheap. Saved my butt many times over the years. Proud dad moments there!!

[@erikkincaid8978]

Me listening to vlog Earbuds disconnect " He destroyed me and my body is so sore" My dad staring at me intently

[@m3k314]

I like “donut vlogerator” Also at 4:58 I could actually kill someone with this!

[@ThatCatholicChick]

Donut reminding John that John is smart and capable is exactly that wholesome content I signed up for! A+ dad-ing!

[@galaar6698]

Donut and John making food together is precious

[@anthonycochran6492]

Donut, you are one hell of a good dad. Trust me on that one, my dad was shit. Whatever hope there is for the next generation, your boy will be one of the good ones. It kinda makes me regret not having kids.

[@mercurysmoothy7050]

Donut cooking with John is the most wholesome content ever

[@blocck4566]

I was eating ramen while watching this and I felt very insecure towards the end ngl 😂

[@bubbagumpshrimp9743]

"Homeless man breaks into home and eats innocent child's chicken"

[@Chkrosp]

It's awesome seeing you spending quality time with John (I know you do off camera too) and teaching him a skill he will use his entire life. Awesome Dad Award

[@robertp457]

I highly recommend two books/cookbooks: Ivan Ramen and Momofuku. You know what...I'll just send them to you. Try to make the pork buns they are awesome. If Amazon shipping is accurate they will be there tomorrow.

[@KiranPatel-zc4dr]

BREAKING NEWS: HOMELESS MAN KILLS CAT! 5:06

[@Warhear87]

“Homeless man turns out to be an awesome father”

[@thomasandrews2935]

“Chicken sushi will make you pee out of your butt” -Donut operator 2020

[@kyleecker2375]

I just love the ends of the videos, “chicken in the pan....” *end of video*. Just like a “piss off to another video”😂😂

[@Br00tz966]

I love the way donut and John goof off together. Its so wholesome.

[@Pteparts69]

"im gonna eat some of that right now" alright there Malcom Reed

[@user-qq1ju1xi2e]

Good job being a good dad donut. Johns gonna be an amazing chef/citizen

[@Diablo_Sauce__]

Donut is like everyone's favorite grandma

[@tokeitupchachi]

"Homeless man makes pickled jars of cauliflowers for the world"

[@nicazer]

me: falls asleep john: *whisks* me:*ptsd from combat-related tinnitus*

[@MatthewSchiess]

Dude you have such an amazing family. Keep that shit up man.

[@cam-2259]

John: Hey dad! Donut: Yes John *holds knife with malicious intent* 😂

[@pvt_krispy]

The epitome of a good dad! Wins the award of dad of the year for life in my book

[@newelleatherly8565]

When you said I didn’t even have to pay him to choke me I spit out my drink

[@TechBoi68]

I absolutely can not wait for the cook book, love the vlogs donut Stay safe, love you guys

[@Clarkyson]

Those parenting moments when they want you to try their food. Yumm! Thank you!

[@ulysses2921]

When John can cook ramen. And I, a 16 year old still burn toast.

[@KatyushaWarThunder]

British Patriot1815 I am a 14 year old, and can only make hot pockets.

[@blakephillips8494]

John had the same thought that I did, I wouldn't mind eating a bit of cat hair as long as the ramen was good

[@wolffangx-rp7xo]

Donut with john is so wholesome

[@blankblank3030]

Go on a phone and as soon as the video starts rewind ten seconds for a while and listen to the way donut sounds it’s hilarious

[@nathan720]

13:11 homeless man eats for the first time in weeks

[@loganmartin59]

That little clip at the end gave a nice look at John and Wine's relationship. We don't really see that too often!

[@Fr0stbit3]

You seem like a really good dad man. Quality vlog as always!

[@27merlins95]

7:28 pure raw talent

[@antalgergo2699]

"When did you last drink Donut?" "Last night, and night before"

[@flowermommy]

5:03 lmao AGAIN WITH THE KNIFE LMAO

[@HereticJon]

Donut, you probably should blur the signatures of the school staff at around 0:30 in the video.

[@NickMorouney]

My favorite part about the ramen is that you kept talking about how much salt is in a store bought packet and then proceeded to dump a bunch of soya sauce, hoisin, and Slim Jims into it.

[@pungusmuncha]

literally as he started walking towards squirt with the knife it cut to an ad

[@logan.horn1458]

You can really tell he was in the navy by how excited he gets about mat best choking him

[@DevonS1999]

The slim Jim's brought back suppressed memories of Jail Birds.

[@elmexican7516]

This man is ready for the zombie apocalypse

[@CallUNexTuesday]

Cowboy Bebop reference?! You just gained so much more respect from me, dude.

[@xxfalconxx1123]

Homeless man steels young boys food while teaching him how to cook

[@tristontyler4855]

Yo Donut, much love from Texas. Keep it up.

[@YesChonkMilk]

Same here

[@TheOReport1994]

9:00 There's cat hair in there.... John: Ew! I mean, I'll eat cat hair but, I mean ...... Says every cat owner ever.

[@joshkw2328]

We have three cats two dogs a John and a partridge in a pair tree, and jobs

[@memedumpster1402]

That “Morty’” after he burped made me laugh so hard

[@redpanda7967]

Lucille wielding homeless man helps his son make slim Jim ramen

[@bynight253]

ya know when Cody said "put some hoisin sauce in there" the subtitle said "put some poison in there"😂😂😂😂😂😂oopppssss🤫🤭

[@notanaftagent8444]

Squirt obviously rolled in a mud puddle because he was being hunted by The predator

[@jimmybob420]

"Homeless man kills cat and do all the drugs"

[@pastywhitebae7821]

Donut low key one of the best dads I've seen

[@Bubbajustin06]

“Homeless man kills Glenn”

[@shino933]

Wholesome donut is wholesome.

[@RC-bw8wk]

Great...you got me thinking, I want to taste Donut’s pickle! Can’t wait for the cookbook.

[@kay-zed4407]

MR."i dont want him to eat the 4000mg/sodium in the packet so lets make a sauce from 20,000mg/sodium ingredents" lol

[@MattNineFive]

Great vid Donut, love the vids and streams

[@diegocarena-santiago9484]

"Homeless man steals hard working child's chicken"

[@justiceforsethrichwwg1wga160]

God bless you Donut

[@camoheeter]

Homeless man shows off a crazy assortment of beautiful knives while their son Cooks him ramen

[@PyrStudios]

Donut jams to Del the Funk Homosapian CONFIRMED! Good on ya man. 2:40

[@Polly-us6ul]

Donut man I just want you to know that you got me through "college". It's a trade school but I just turned 18 and I am more qualified as a tradesman than most 30 year olds.

[@sethdunlap9868]

Wait a minute... you're trying to say that at 18, you already have a valuable skill, NO worthless degree NOR debilitating debt??? If only I was as bright as you, 20+ years ago 👍

[@511V325731N]

Hey, it's not culinary school is it?

[@Rangerman69420]

I wouldn't be overconfident my dad did that same shit and ended up divorced and homeless you do it right you may make a good living all im saying 🤷‍♀️

[@luauboi]

Slim Jim's in ramen, what an absolute mad lad.

[@tylerfranke619]

"Homeless man steals innocent kids home cooked meal!!"

[@bynight253]

16:40 😂😂😂dude I'm so silly, if you could see me right now... I'm blowing on the freaken screen to cool John's food down for him 🥴 silly. I just needed to say that cos I'm laughing to myself & nobody's around mwahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

[@The12brother]

I went and saw Alexandria and wood burry which is just the town of Senoia Georgia.

[@edwardgilley1722]

“Homeless man steals boys chicken”

[@brisen245]

Hey man on the pickups on the yeti mic pick up best when it is angled vertically because the pickups aren't designed to read from the top 👌