Doodle God: Evolution - Nerd³ Switched

[@fiadhearthpony6177]

Dan your wrong this was a FLASH game that became a phone game

[@DZ-1987]

You're a tower. Actually, you're a keep. No, you're a Donjon. Eh, you're right, you're a castle. (Its confusing if its just the one thing, innit?)

[@tehRedRunner]

@@DZ-1987 Are you a Shadiversity fan?

[@DZ-1987]

Who else? Metatron? Skallagrim? Of course its Shad, beautiful bastard, he's taught me everything i know about, well, everything there is to know about SWORDS and CASTLES!

[@NameEntry]

*you're

[@Forgotten-dude]

@@NameEntry no!

[@DZ-1987]

"Daddy, why did god create beasts?" "Because he did not know what he was doing"

[@timothymclean]

I kinda want to see someone write a fantasy setting around the conceit that the world was made kinda like this.

[@Char10tti3]

Timothy McLean could be cool, I’m getting into comics so a comic would be awesome. The text for each item on this game changes each time you make something and it’s actually pretty funny sometimes

[@louisacarlson215]

This was my favorite game in middle school until I remembered I could just google all the combinations

[@dragoxk4542]

Yeah but, you know... you don’t have to.

[@jmfm-r2q]

Nah M8 little alchemy

[@cryaesthetic3603]

I need to play that again

[@grimms1916]

And before it was a mobil game,it was a flash game on kongregate and armorgames.

[@z-beeblebrox]

I *swear* Dan played this on his channel a million years ago...

[@BarbarianGod]

@@z-beeblebrox Or was it "Elements" maybe? There've been a few in the genre over the years

[@Forgotten-dude]

@Hesusio becarse idiots

[@DeathnoteBB]

z beeblebrox Might have been on “free games Friday” once. It used to be free

[@Eagleshouse]

holy shit i used to LOVE this game as a kid! Never completed it tho lmao

[@rowanaboat4523]

Me too and I did complete it :-)

[@DZ-1987]

I spy me a Danganronpa Character.

[@samgreen7303]

"We're rewriting the Bible" for god's sake not again

[@tracyh5751]

literally for god's sake. ;p

[@gayflower900]

Disappointed that Vodka wasn’t Alcohol + Alcohol

[@99dazemusic]

Energy + time (force) force + time (back wards) earth + backwards (Russia) Russia + alcohol (v0dk4)

[@AlwaysANemesis]

It's okay, Dan, Furaffinity's already mixing birds with sex.

[@CreativeGrey]

*E621

[@AlwaysANemesis]

Why not both? @@CreativeGrey

[@CreativeGrey]

@@AlwaysANemesis touche

[@gferrol118]

"What does Phoenix mix with?" Edgeworth

[@megasauruss]

*standing ovation*

[@ColeBlueford]

Phoenix + Human = Lawyer May or may not be an actual joke combination, this seems to have been updated from the version of the game I played on Newgrounds ages ago.

[@Aaron.Garner]

"I made Thunderbirds before people" Who wouldn't?

[@happykiller14]

I never thought I'd say this but thos mobile port of a former flash game actually looks good.

[@SpeedDemonStar]

I'd play it if it didn't have micro-transactions.

[@Neostrius]

@@SpeedDemonStar If I recall correctly, the micro-transactions are literally just used for hints. The game can be completed without them (quite easily, because you could just look up combinations online if you really want to) and they don't really add anything. Though it's been a while, so maybe they have expansions you can buy or something, I'm not sure. Unless you're the type to stubbornly refuse to touch anything with micro-transactions period (which I empathise with to some degree), I'd suggest you give it a go. Although if you've already determined from this video that just mashing things together to get other things isn't particularly interesting, then yeah, you should probably just move on.

[@SpeedDemonStar]

@@Neostrius I'm aware, but it's the principle of the thing :P

[@firewisplet8275]

@@SpeedDemonStar Plus it just looks tacky

[@DeathnoteBB]

Neostrius It originally didn’t have any microtransactions at all though. Even the hints were free

[@Mexzan]

I wish we could get a Completes on this, it’s fun to see Dan discover the combinations. Maybe it could be done on a stream ? :)

[@WatchYouUpTo]

Fire and Water make Firewater.

[@geekwithglasses2897]

It makes me mad that so many switch games are mobile ports

[@gferrol118]

At least they don't have microtransactions

[@WelshMan22]

@@gferrol118 but they charge £7 for basically a free game and it has microtransactions on top

[@rhysjones8506]

You're gonna get mobile ports to a handheld system... It makes sense with how Nintendo's opened up to anyone instead of being selective... But there's enough choices to not have to buy mobile ports and not all of them are bad...

[@geekwithglasses2897]

rhys jones I know it just annoys me that I go on the store to look for new games and I find about 50 overpriced free mobile apps

[@valentino10459]

Not just mobile ports but flash games that were free and made into paid mobile games

[@Bracketmeister]

Holy fuck I have flashbacks to Year 8 ICT playing this instead of doing work. Christ on a bike, the nostalgia is strong with this one!

[@platyuis]

This used to be a free game on addictinggames or any other flashgame website.

[@TogglejamLIVE]

I went back to play this game a week ago, like the original flash version. it took a couple of hours to beat but still held up pretty well.

[@hugodiedose7489]

Its not armored dinosaurs, its dinosaurs in f14s

[@1sonictheghog]

Wait, fucking *doodle god*!? I haven't heard of this game since i was young playing flash games!

[@B_Skizzle]

Wow, talk about a blast from the past.

[@kimbrolyy]

The game that is fun in the beginning because you actually keep making new stuff but ends with you just googling the combinations

[@jingoxthefirst]

weak.

[@Daskamania]

Fire + Water = Firewater ;-)

[@nope110]

This was in my top 5 flash games I loved this

[@DisKorruptd]

you're wrong dan, things can combine with themselves, water does that multiple times

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

I'd have expected lava and water to create rocks since lava cooled by water does make rocks in real life.

[@marcels8367]

honestly you are underrated as hell, you are hilarious,btw i miss the engine in the background.

[@Pyronaut_]

Wow this was a throwback for me. I completed all of these games back in Middle School I think.

[@izzylights7194]

this game made me want to replay little alchemy 2

[@ZechsMerquise73]

Thanks for this suggestion.

[@davidjames6321]

And on the third day, Daniel made alcohol! 🤣

[@jackie0_0]

You’re hilarious, I’ve been subbed for like 5 years and I still love your stuff

[@wessondoorman]

1:51 "Alcoh-" "A L C O H O L ? !"

[@samh466]

whenever the music comes on for a moment i keep thinking last stardust is gonna play

[@skippingrhyme4386]

7:57 "SFuckin Plankton innit? Smol, Smol" -GodCubed

[@michaelmoone3676]

how come all of the quotes are about animal domestication?

[@timothymclean]

I think it's supposed to be some sort of theme? Something about making order out of chaos, maybe? It's not handled well.

[@Char10tti3]

Definitely a bug :/

[@Char10tti3]

Timothy McLean nah a bug

[@Char10tti3]

7:15 Ashen: A Ghost Trilogy confirmed?!

[@hiruko1]

Throw back to playing the trial version of this on the windows store

[@porkeyminch8044]

I remember playing the original flash game back in highschool. I played it so much I could complete the whole game in under 15 minutes.

[@firewisplet8275]

Ah. The prodigious Doodle God speedrunner.

[@generalgravyous2327]

The only god i see here is you. Not you Matt.

[@joelhaggis5054]

*Not you, Matt

[@generalgravyous2327]

*Not you, Matt.

[@Hannah-zn1ft]

“I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.” John Bacon has got it, guys.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

I love that reaction to the creation of alcohol

[@BlastBadger]

God, right before slapping two humans together: GIGGITY! Oh shit what?

[@whatifkarlmarxbutbad3660]

"Giggidy!--oh shit, it worked." Bet line ever.

[@lachlantaylor1225]

Whaaaat??! This game was AMAZING on mobile. Such a 2010 nostalgia trip

[@drecknathmagladery9118]

I remember playing this as a phone game I didn't know there was a way to make it so you couldn't combine the same things twice that would have been helpful I must have spent 50 hours on that game before questioning what I was doing with my life and never picking it up again

[@drecknathmagladery9118]

btw it you combine coal and sulfer you get gun powder then if you combine gunpowder and human I think you get war but I don't quite remember

[@kennandunn7533]

you know you can still play this for free on kongregate right Dan?

[@edenmcfaddenmcfadden]

This just reminds me of little alchemy, which reminds me that i could instinctually create a gun whenever i opened the game

[@BTBSOUNDS]

So the ad before this video was the Joker teaser. Why does it seem perfect to have this ad before Dan's videos? (I havent seen this video yet but I assume theres a lot of death and divine murder)

[@jackeea_]

Water+Earth -> Swamp, Swamp + Sand -> Clay, Clay + Life -> Golem, Golem + Life = Human, Human + Human = Sex The only ones I remember...

[@cybergeek11235]

fire + water = alcohol because it's *firewater*. Native American stereotype. you're forgiven for not knowing it, Dan.

[@Mrblobbybobby]

But is it a stereotype if it's true? *Etymology:* fire +‎ water, a calque of a Native American language term, probably the Ojibwe word _ishkodewaaboo_ (“alcohol”), from _ishkode_ (“fire”) + _aaboo_ (“water”). A number of other Algonquian and Siouan languages also refer to whiskey with compounds that mean "fire-water"

[@averagegamingplayer]

There is another game that was so much better that I played a while ago. All the combinations made sense and the elements were little figures you can move and play with.

[@timothymclean]

Little Alchemy 2?

[@gferrol118]

I thought everyone knew fire and water made alcohol. That's what steam actually is. It's alcohol in a gas formation

[@KaosFireMaker]

... ............

[@arnerademacker8548]

Does no one on KZbin know the term "Firewater" for alcohol? Like... really? You illiterate, uncultured potatoes.

[@harryreverse482]

Steam is not alcohol in a gas formation... Steam is water vapour.

[@gferrol118]

Trash no, steam is a place to buy computer games from

[@harryreverse482]

@@gferrol118 You don't even use the Epic Games Store? Typical. smh my head

[@Lin612]

Oil = dinosaur and time really made me laugh

[@garzabear9929]

this has too many leaps in science for me to overlook

[@BronzeKurisu]

I remember playing the original all the time in school.

[@MCRogueHaven]

My main takeaway here is that butterflies are air worms.

[@matthewshipley739]

1:47 Reaction is Priceless 😂😂😂

[@Ooffoop]

“Gigidy, oh shit it worked”- Dan

[@yaboichuncky592]

i legit just got a "Coexist" ad cause the title had the word god in

[@natgrant1364]

This looks different than the periodic table.

[@DA2.0]

Vodka is actually made mainly of water, along with ethanol.

[@Pienimusta]

Another flash game (Played ton of these on Armor Games) on Switch. This is just a flash/mobile port machine at this point.

[@cleverwire1506]

You think with the word doodle, you'll doodle more

[@cobrabr0699]

"Oh shit it worked" Dan playing any game

[@nickstick4289]

1:48 ALCOHOL

[@Magmafrost13]

Little Alchemy is a lot like this, except the combinations actually mostly make sense

[@bruceturnbull4219]

I fucking loved this game, I forgot I have it on my phone. Ima go complete the game again.

[@Felix.Fictus]

i think this was a Flash Game on Newgrounds back in the day

[@iancollins5477]

“I invented sex” -Daniel Hardcastle, 2019

[@theimperiumofman102]

“I have created sex.” Dan Hardcastle 2019.

[@antisocial-gamer7293]

If you want a more minimalistic layout to this game as this one is slightly cramped then Little Alchemy / Little Alchemy 2 is for you!!

[@davidfletcher8197]

*Mixes birds with sex* You have created Bees... so that's where that comes from

[@DrDremur]

All other music in this game. It makes me want to google all the answers.

[@LARDEX_2603]

Should've clawed my his video 'I invented sex'

[@LARDEX_2603]

Called*

[@Char10tti3]

Loved these as a flash game but the app can jump off a cliff with its energy micro transactions. Doodle Devil was great too :)

[@merzzost5555]

Humans and humans Giggity Oh shit it worked

[@WhiskeyBrewer]

Thou art a cruel and angry God!

[@kevindesousa430]

Haven't watched you in years i remember the train simulator vids and omsi. What happened to your old intro?

[@Lewrid]

Ofcourse Dan makes firewater almost instantly.

[@bidgeon1423]

Would've been better if the plankton said "I went to college!"

[@sethdaft1119]

Did anyone see the quote about Jesus having a pet dinosaur!?WTF!

[@Delemaroth]

I've never heard of this.... The phone game im thinking of that was everywhere was Pocket God

[@Jargonloster]

One of the reasons I'm not a big fan of this game is because it always turns into what Dan ended up doing where you just brute force a reaction out of a particular element because you've done all of the obvious reactions.

[@JKsimmonsfan]

90% of the games you play I’ve never heard of

[@Storo-y2x]

WHAT this game was my childhood

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

@@Storo-y2x same

[@nrincon96]

But have you heard of Metal Arms

[@mageless8192]

“I have invented sex!” Dan 2K19

[@shawbag11]

its a gj dan didn't play the phone version its basically the same except u get a ad every time you click :P

[@MauroTamm]

Logic is strong in this game.

[@Dazen1091]

How'd I know that the video would ultimately end with Dan making humans have sex...

[@naransolongoboldbayer8030]

Nostalgia time

[@JamesCPotter13]

Fire and water...Firewater Well Shit.

[@karstenroelofs9216]

Dan, your inconsistency physically hurts me.

[@dragonflymoonraven]

Doodle God: *Evolution* ... a game about playing as a god and *Creating* things in a nonsensical order. ok then...

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

this is literally little alchemy

[@skeurz5314]

Actually this game is older than Little alchemy.

[@KashouWannabe]

Slartibartfast simulator.

[@siva2727]

Fire+water =firewater

[@skippingrhyme4386]

Coffee+Life =Human LMAO

[@Celder21]

Did this come become before little alchemy?

[@commenturthegreat2915]

Wow this is ancient

[@benmcalaney1656]

I used to play this game to death when I was a kid.

[@Forgotten-dude]

Now your 89

[@michaelsparrow2396]

God said that with that no then that and that