DOOM 2016 All Doom Slayer Testaments (The story of the Doom Slayer)

[@generic_artist9527]

When the demons describe your actions as "Barbarous cruelty"

[@duckmansam5046]

Based and christpilled

[@overlordmadness1548]

You know your fucked

[@Xerxes847]

:D

[@danielramsey6141]

Good! Cause Demons Need to Get Fucked!

[@GuacPeen420]

666 likes baby

[@deanmurphy7307]

Son: “dad read me a bed time story” Dad: “in the first age...in the first battle...”

[@damirmateljic2435]

Dean Murphy Son : Dad i had a weird dream last night of some green armored guy ripping off demons heads with his bare hands

[@jacoblevenson7934]

Dad: "You had a good dream son"

[@Andypooh37]

Son: dad, can i be that guy someday?

[@jacoblevenson7934]

Dad: "Are you gonna lose a son and in grief sacrifice you civilization to have that child returned to you, only to be tricked and vow unending vengeance on the beasts that tricked you?" Son: ".... NO!" Dad: "Well then too bad! You'll lack the necessary tragic backstory and mistakes to fuel the rage required to be so awesome. Sorry son you will never be that guy."

[@cityguard4847]

Dean Murphy child abuse.

[@fufufu7034]

When I first heard these voice logs in the game I was like: "Wow this guy sounds scary!" But the more I listened, the more I was like: "Is...he talking about *me* ?"

[@Autechltd]

Lol initially I thought they were describing the final boss I have to kill. Then it dawned on me.

[@godofthunder4242]

You are the final boss for the Demons.

[@paranolverizer]

I never played a game where the ones trying to kill you are actually afraid of you

[@ArtyoumPlays]

Justice Brown das dumb

[@Andrei-ck7lv]

When I realized that all these logs were about, I freaked out.

[@afinoxi]

"Girls speak in a higher pitch around the one they like" Girls around me :

[@comradeacerbus6397]

Self roast. I respect that.

[@adamlong6711]

This is one of the last places I thought I'd see you. Just throwing that out there.

[@cumber3631]

That'll happen when you have an anime pfp Just jokes btw, no harm meant

[@mmarmars]

girls be spewing testaments around you bro feelsbad

[@pronglebot]

idk if my girl talked like this guy i'd be into it

[@BBHSN98]

"For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes" Glory kills in a nutshell

[@vando6468]

BBHSN98 XD

[@JimmyJacksonDapperPinkAlpaca]

Not in a nutshell, that is the literal (literal) explanation for how glory kills work. It's completely canonical to the lore that the Doom Slayer spontaneously heals after killing a foe with his bare hands, and that is reflected in gameplay.

[@matejlj]

The phrase "in a nutshell" means "said in the short way", so "literal explanation", and "in a nutshell" don"t contradict eachother, as you hint.

[@TheUnstableNutcase]

This comment has 666 likes lmao

[@michel_hawk]

Noah H because the suite is not for protection, but for refreshment after each kill

[@Vespa-Due]

“The testament of the Slayer” Or, in other words: _DEMON NEWS_ _BREAKING:_ *_LOCAL MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE_*

[@lonelysith66]

Or too stupid, same thing. 🤣🤣🤣

[@blank2276]

Understatement

[@wolfx.2546]

Florida man

[@Beanibirb]

I think in either the books or the games its told that literally the only reason why Doomguy was still alive while traversing Hell was because his rage was stronger than Hell itself. This man is *LITERALLY* too angry to die.

[@Fahad2k1]

Have your 555th like.

[@toastbucket]

old testament new testament *Slayer Testament*

[@Papa_Waffles]

Finally a good sequel

[@joshua_2850]

Old testicles

[@richardwitt2334]

The Father The Son The Holy Spirit

[@BasileosHerodou]

The best Testament

[@ArthurD]

@@richardwitt2334 and The Super Shotgun

[@satinsguard]

The fact that the Doom Slayer is literally the original Doomguy from the 90's makes this even more badass.

[@StormZephyr]

"In the first age..." Yep. The dawn of the FPS, right on the heels of Wolfenstein.

[@tylerdenham3880]

@@StormZephyr yooo I didn't think of that.

[@drabnail777]

@@StormZephyr but the doomguy/doomslayer has always been eternal (pun intended), as well as the demons and his scourge through hell, so how can he be a descendant of blaskowicz then?

[@liamnigenda2849]

@Lucille it was actually Doom that made them popular

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@drabnail777 same world different time periods

[@JounLord1]

You know that ancient threat that was sealed away long ago and is still so feared people dare not speak his name except in hushed whispers? Yeah, you play as that guy.

[@2049571]

Yep. I'd wager this cat gets a lot of pussy

[@loserinasuit7880]

Johnny P Nope, confirmed virgin. He has no time for pussy not when his life is wrath incarnate.

[@2049571]

B Smith Huh?

[@myonlyfriendtheend4958]

Disturbed negative doom guy banged crash from quake 3

[@overlordmadness1548]

And it was epic!

[@coadacatalin4510]

"HE IS HERE!" Translation: Well, it was nice while it lasted...

[@ds123661]

yup pretty much XD

[@titan133760]

More like: *WE'RE ALL FUCKED!*

[@sanstheskeleton8104]

Random demon: ''My time has come.''

[@vindicator6711]

Translation: *_Guess I’ll die..._*

[@joonheehan9183]

The new born demons: "Pff, it wouldn't be THAT bad! All those old men were just shame because they got ass kick by one man, so they just over exaggerated!" After Doom slayer went back to hell.... The new born demons: "Oh, fuck me....That shit was real!!!!!!"

[@vegetarianzombie82]

You know you're hardcore when demons fear to speak your name.

[@xBurzurkurx]

Totally based on Jesus Christ.

[@dylanjulian1028]

Or when it takes a temple to bring you down!

[@Geekezf]

Jesus has nothing compare to the doom guy. Jesus say " be nice and the devil won't take your soul." Doom guy say " Kill those fuckers, with hate, with anger, bring fear among them ."

[@lospaisasoriginal5454]

Geekreg That is what the Bible says. In the Quran he will come back to Earth and he's gonna fucking murder the Antichrist. Along with every pig and defeat the unbeliever Army. Not an extremist here. It does say that in the Islamic prophecy.

[@yerdevesi]

Where in the Quran does it say that?

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

These testaments actually make more sense after playing Eternal

[@connorshort2308]

I know me too

[@nikron6556]

Agreed

[@joshk9226]

Like how the ARC broadcasts and Elena Richardson’s logs are Eternal’s counterpart to this

[@markie5287]

I'm still kind of confused how the unmayker was found in hell in 64. But the Mayker didn't know about hell before the slayer arrived

[@regaliaex1338]

markie5287 the slayer travelled through hell and other dimensions/times before he meet the Maykrs, back when he was still considered the Doom Marine or Doom Guy rather than the slayer. So it’s entirely possible he came across a reality that he an unmaykr or two

[@MG-Taurus]

The way these testaments were laid out makes me think that Hell has like a tourist attraction and at the very end of the walking trail they had Doom Slayer's tomb right next to a gift shop with all the little collectable toys you get in the game.

[@F14thunderhawk]

of course they did have a giftshop next to the casket. They had The Doomslayer safely contained.

[@dr.alexei4532]

I feel like I need someone to advertise this attraction using the testaments in a game-show host kind of voice

[@SemraAust]

Now i cant get a picture of that out of my head

[@rebeccalotto8001]

@@SemraAust same here , and what's worse is that i'd like to experience that tourist attraction

[@jotheunissen9274]

Of course it is Why do you think all these puppets where spread around?

[@Geekezf]

You know you're a badass when even the lord of Hell tell your story with a slight fear in his tale.

[@ds123661]

yah just think the devil himself got scared into hiding by a mere HUMAN!

[@klaiken989]

@@ds123661 Doom slayer is not human. It is clearly stated that he and his kind like hell. Come from a another dimension. He is essentially an Alien to humans..

[@ngockien2080]

no, he is a human, but he allied with some alien before so they have upgrade his suit with there tech and event hell rune

[@klaiken989]

@@ngockien2080 nope!!! Doom guy is from another dimension from another world. (Alien) I forgot the name of his kind, but they are more powerful than humans in everyway. Hence why he can rip demons apart with his bear hands, which a human definitely cannot even come close to doing.. let alone even kill a demon. They worship some type of angelic beings which make them stronger than they already are on his world. Before he obtained his suite. He killed Hells mightiest Champion... With only a sword...lol.. Btw, that champion was taller than a skyscraper😆 Humans then much much later find him buried in mars(In the Milky Way galaxy). Where Hell tried to hide him from being discovered by anyone or anything. The only problem is that I guess the demons didnt expect humanity to be as advanced as we had become (space travel). Demons/Hell itself are like Doom guy. Meaning they also come from a different Dimension and are extremely warlike and go from Dimension to Dimension killing and assimilating everyone and everything they think will make them stronger. That is the official lore of Doom fyi. Not my made up interpretation.

[@ds123661]

i see....and i see your right cuz, how else do you explain the fact that he's a millennia old yet his suit looks its from the future (and of course aliens are far more advanced than we) oof

[@alternate3787]

"And he hunted the slaves of doom with barbarous cruelty" Being called barbarous by a literal demon of hell is something I guess

[@blank2276]

U know it was bad if they say it

[@shaamaan]

It's like being called a cheater in a MP game when you don't cheat. ;P

[@arandompasserby7940]

Imagine being a demon that is the physical incarnation of all that is evil and being terrified to go to sleep because the Doom Slayer might be in your closet.

[@snazzymask9620]

@@arandompasserby7940 Tiny imp: mom, I think theirs a monster in my closet... His mother: it's probably nothing dear, I'll go show you. Doomslayer: *RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE*

[@Charles-A]

*Chainsaw agreement sounds*

[@scarecrow1983]

Angels: “Do not open that.” Demons: “DO NOT OPEN THAT!” Humans: “Let’s open that.”

[@theenderdestruction2362]

Humanity in a nutshell

[@samwilsoncaptainamerica233]

Demons: "We're screwed"

[@ravingcrab8405]

but was it bad for humans? In addition, they discovered that there was the menace for demons

[@jonathantadlock-stein2023]

@@ravingcrab8405 doom is a horror movie but in reverse. think about, a more advanced civilization tries to wipe out a less developed civilization, accidentally awaken an ancient evil that wipes them out, they seal away the evil, but then it get's released once again.

[@eggmanive1898]

“Hey guys! Welcome back to another unboxing video!”

[@charlesherbrechter268]

From what i understand, Doom Slayer not only killed The Titan, but he did it naked. No wonder demons piss themselves at the name "Doom Slayer".

[@owensoto1373]

Charles Herby I figured he was still in his night Sentinel armor up until he defeated the Titan but imagining him fighting a giant Titan bare ass with nothing but a sword in his hand is pretty damn Epic

[@ZhangLee.]

poor the titan , don`t even think he would lose and kill , shame

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

I like to imagine outside of his armored suit, Doom guy is kind of warped by hellish energies, like his eyes glow red or something and he has crazy demonic tattoos all over.

[@MrSvbb]

He beaten the titan with his "tool" :D

[@dowom1452]

he did it with his old armor after DOOM 2 HELL ON EARTH

[@HomersIlliad]

Confucius: “Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” Doom Slayer: Thanks, I'll dig two mass graves in case I lose count.

[@blank2276]

That is a good 1

[@greywalker505]

Guts: I’ll dig four.

[@kziila0244]

Nobody Special Goblin Slayer: I’ll dig eight.

[@greywalker505]

@@kziila0244 Doom Slayer: Why don’t we all just dig one huge grave?

[@kziila0244]

Nobody Special Me: *There isn’t a shovel in this world badass enough to perform such a badass feat.*

[@smegma_male]

When you switch from dark souls to doom “I’m done screaming in pain, it’s your turn...”

[@UltraXan]

"There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering." I always found this line to be interesting. When I first heard it, it made me think "Oh, so the slayer was probably in pain while he was in the sarcophagus. In a way, the demons didn't just contain the threat, they got a cherry on top." But then later I realized that no, the slayer wasn't in actual pain. The simple act of being *restrained* was his suffering. The way the demons view it, the slayer kills demons like people breathe; to him, it's a *necessity* - his default state of being - so simply keeping the slayer restrained and unable to commit demon genocide is the equivalent of choking or drowning a regular person.

[@microwave1000]

Well, its less like breathing and drowning, its more like he is just so angry he hurts himself when he isnt killing demons. And it isnt his default being, he is just anger.

[@scrp6638]

@@microwave1000 i think that’s what OP means- the Slayer’s default emotion is anger so being restrained in the coffin means he can’t unleash his rage upon demons

[@hessexm8065]

@@scrp6638 his anger was slowly building up and as you daid couldn't unleash it, the silent suffering, and when he emerged in doom 2016 he unleashed all of his fury upon the deombs once more and has most likely learned from his mistake from getting trapped before 2016, so the demons stand no chance now

[@thequestbro]

Yes. He must kill demons. It's all he knows.

[@russelpattison124]

@@hessexm8065 probably why in the new game he has more of a personality in 2016 he was just getting all the pent-up rage out of his system

[@scottlamontia5622]

You know you’re an ultimate bad ass when the only thing the legions of demons in the hell can do to slow you down is lock you in a coffin and pray that you’re never set free by anyone.

[@Jarock316]

Not to mention dropping a temple the size of Mt. Everest just slowed you down in the first place.

[@sammycool4049]

Imagine being so badass that you get literal demons to pray.

[@SoldierOfFate]

And then he gets free and wakes up. Demons: *Oh no*

[@squypt2501]

DMC: Devil may cry Doom: Devil will cry

[@toannguyen-qj1ik]

Doom : Devil can`t cry

[@bottomtextgaming1864]

@@toannguyen-qj1ik devil will die

[@idunnoaskmydog3412]

More like devil will extinct

[@radioactiva3095]

*must

[@idunnoaskmydog3412]

@@radioactiva3095 hhmm okay fair enough

[@theflyingeyeball]

When I was playing the game, I was all about the endless slaughter. By sheer luck I found all of these. I really wanted to find this guy and kick his ass. It was later when I realized that I was that guy.

[@thiagoborges9539]

Thats what the doom Slayer would think

[@farkbett699]

@@thiagoborges9539 I'll kick everyone's ass including mine!

[@grimmrider638]

@@farkbett699Doom Slayer: "i'll kick his ass, i"ll kick your ass, 'i'll kick my own ass."

[@stormcutter59]

That awkward moment huh?

[@crimsondrawings]

"is that me? Is that me stronger than me!? ILL FUCKING KILL ME!"

[@baitreview]

"And ever more, in silent suffering" This line is probably the most terrifying. The idea that the only thing capable of making the Slayer suffer is a halt to his carnage is horrifying. No line builds up his rage and desperation more than this one

[@bcgazero6472]

"There he lies in silent suffering" Doomslayer: *yawns* damn that was a good sleep,where was i?oh right

[@VictorWirtz]

*queue heavy metal and rage compilation*

[@overlordinquisitor6565]

He’s suffering because he’s not killing demons

[@Impalingthorn]

Literally. The only thing he suffers from I'd his own unquenchable bloodlust. The mere knowledge that he has left survivors in his massacres is the only thing that haunts this man.

[@lordofshades9852]

@@Impalingthorn doomslayer just sobbing uncontrollably because he left one guy

[@michaelcowen5956]

I refuse to give your comment a like a break the 666 that you have.

[@killerpizza5241]

Masterchief:I've been through hell Doomslayer: thats cute

[@catuluj4385]

Perfection

[@Foxman25000]

Doomslayer: I live there

[@val718]

Master Chief's been through hell but hell has been through the Doom Slayer

[@ds123661]

doomguy: damn aliens alright move aside chief master chief: woah woah slow down buddy this is out of your league doomguy: i said move it weakling, I've taken down a demon god before master chief: yeah and? doomguy: without a scratch, by myself, and without my suit master chief: *gulp* go right ahead

[@barn7121]

ds123661 Doom Guy, or Doom slayer?

[@reilleymalcom]

Demon: He's just one guy, trapped on Mars with all the forces of hell. He just woke up. Let's overwhelm him. Olde Demon: He's not trapped on Mars with us; we're trapped on Mars with him.

[@blank2276]

Understatement

[@zackofpersia5086]

love this xD

[@SoldierOfFate]

Demon: Why are we still here? Let's go back to Hell where it'll be a death wish for him if he comes after us! Old Demon: You do not understand, young one. Not even the fiery realms of Hell can endure his insatiable rage.

[@UntotenTheo]

@@SoldierOfFate Demon: But, why not? Old Demon: He lost the only good thing left in his life... Demon: And that is? Old Demon: His best friend, Daisy the bunny. It's what caused him to snap, and now, he'll snap all of us in half Demon: B-but we have the Icon of Sin here! Surely they can beat him, right? Old Demon: Incorrect, he's beaten the Icon several times by now, he even ripped it apart with his bare hands. Demon: So... were screwed? Old Demon: Indeed.

[@atompunk456]

Demons: *oh no*

[@Slaking_]

Nothing in gaming will ever be more badass than the realisation that this long and drawn out myth wrote by the demons of a demon slaying warrior so powerful that he brought hell to it's knees is that you, the player character, are the nebulous monster that they're shit scared of. Makes those later levels in hell where Demons get utterly assblasted by your fully upgraded arsenal so much more satisfying when between combat encounters there's these little lore tidbits stating how much they're utterly fucking terrified of you.

[@IamaPERSON]

But the best part is the fact that even without those tidbits, you’d still get that impression anyway!

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

yeah, during glory kills, some demons look at you or what youre doing with utter horror!

[@mspionage1743]

@@frostytheiceberg1127 It's a good point. Imagine actually being there fighting someone and then watching them literally rip your allies apart or cut them into pieces.

[@Richard-Espanol]

@@mspionage1743 when you rip out a demon's own horn and stab him in the throat with it lol

[@afout07]

i thought these testaments were some demon the first time i played. I thought i was gonna have to fight this monster they were talking about only to find out that the monster is me

[@gizmo304]

Yeah, so the DoomSlayer capped the Titan before he had the armor. *ahem* BEFORE!

[@j.p3701]

Bucky Goldstein He defeated the titan before obtaining the praetor suit..That is correct. But he has the original armor before the wretch betrayer upgrade his suit into praetor suit.

[@mariomoreno2911]

According to the lore tho, he defeated the titan stark naked

[@Ice117]

I can just imagine how that fight went. Slayer either got his hands on a damn impressive gun, or he found a way inside the Titan and killed it there.

[@whoknows7337]

@@Ice117 no, he only used his sword. About getting inside...I don't know though.

[@muppet9284]

@@Ice117 He didn't have guns, he used his sword

[@jorgecorea7528]

So, the Doom Slayer wasn't stuck in hell with the demons, rather, the demos were stuck in hell with the Doom Slayer.

[@midtown3221]

Jorge Corea Yes Rorchach

[@parrotshootist3004]

Its why they are all so hideously presented. Its a result of a thousand years trying to keep their mangled bodies alive after the doomslayer has been at them. They aren't bad people really. Just a bit traumatised by the doomslayer. If we organise enough rallies to welcome the poor dears, they'll stop being demons and won't eat us any more... maybe.. /s

[@TheOrangex88]

Parrotshootist #DemonsLivesMatter

[@parrotshootist3004]

#doomslayerlivesmatter too. Disarmament is only possible if mutual security, is assured. We must be reasonable about these things, and liberal in our efforts to reform them all, no matter how many of our mangled bodies we stand on to achieve it.... Ummm ... Yea, that should be UN 2030 Sustainable.

[@darkmakuta11]

I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me

[@clayisahottie]

They should've dropped a bigger temple.

[@ds123661]

lmao yeah

[@robofreak425]

They couldn't. Doom Slayer already dropped just about every other temple when he destroyed their obsidian support pillars.

[@roadroller8851]

Even if they it still wouldn't get rid of him

[@honokakazuno]

They should have gone for the head..

[@Ziomaletto]

So there's kind of arch-villain meeting on poker. There's Convenants, Nazis and demons. And then comes the turn for demons to tell how they've tried to beat their nemezis. Demons: There we were, run-down in this valley when the Doom Slayer came, noising around. He was getting closer, and closer! Covenant: And...? Demons: We dropped a temple on him! (everyone blandly stares at them) Demons: It was a big temple... Yeah, I just wanted to do a reference to Almost Got 'Im.

[@namelessdrake225]

Son : Dad tell me a story. Dad : Once upon a time... Son : No! The other one. Dad : IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE

[@TinyDragonGamer250]

*WHEN THE SHADOWS FIRST LENGTHENED, ONE STOOD...*

[@Captain_Cheeeseballs]

... BURNED BY THE EMBERS OF ARMAGDDON,

[@TinyDragonGamer250]

@@Captain_Cheeeseballs *His soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment...*

[@gabrielelias8442]

IN HIS RAVENOUS HATRED HE FOUND NO PEACE

[@TinyDragonGamer250]

@@gabrielelias8442 *AND WITH BOILING BLOOD, HE SCOURED THE UMBRAL PLANES. SEEKING VENGANCE AGAINST THE DARK LORDS, WHO HAD WRONGED HIM...*

[@RageCreati0n]

“They are rage...brutal without mercy...” “But you...you will be worse...” *”RIP AND TEAR.... UNTIL IT IS DONE!!!”*

[@shaamaan]

That's such a fantastic opening. Without context it feels weird, but then you get it, and it's like... Oh my god. YES!

[@akiramenaide7228]

This gives me chills lol

[@jesseroach7978]

The new one is incredible too

[@shaamaan]

@@jesseroach7978 Nah, the new one doesn't have the same impact, IMHO.

[@justinchalifoux4424]

Shaamaan its a little wordy but it still gets the meanings across: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

[@greywalker505]

If you took away the demonic voice, this would sound like your typical “Sealed-Away-Evil-Thing-That-Must-Never-Be-Released-Under-Any-Circumstances” story. But with the demonic voice, hearing such a scary voice talk about something that all of his kind fears, it hits you. That “Sealed-Away Evil Thing”? That’s YOU. Demons from Hell-except the Cyberdemon-are terrified of YOU. Don’t believe me? What’s the first thing you hear when you get to Hell? A demonic voice saying, “HE IS HERE.” In short, a juggernaut of demon-slaying rage has just (re)entered Hell, and the inhabitants know that they’re screwed.

[@AustinGriffinAGENTERTAINMENT]

lol, "except the cyberdemon"

[@ds22342]

Yeah it does seem the cyber demon has the most balls out of every present demons.

[@billwithers7457]

ds22342 didn't help the cyberdemon much did it?

[@omneyle9996]

bill withers nah... He got fucking destroyed but hey at least he put up a fight ..... Sorta

[@thatoneguy7765]

You say that, but those imps never tried to escape either, much less The Barons of Hell. They all seem quite eager to face the Slayer.

[@ryanhefner2011]

Imagine being so badass, that in hell they mark your tomb with a warning sign. If you open this we're all gonna get fuckle chucked.

[@blatantblasphemer7317]

“Fuckle chucked”huh? Gonna have to use that one

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

If you're lucky, you'll go into the Forever Box instead of the Forever Bucket.

[@ashtonkilburn3276]

I love how after countless years and countless battles and after killing a literal titan the story is just like “And then he got a set of armor”

[@Bluebox3]

It implies that before then he was naked except for the blood of thousands

[@Candlemancer]

Armour and weapons. Until then he had been slaughtering the legions of hell naked and unarmed

[@Josh-99]

@@Candlemancer He had a sword! It was mentioned in the first Testament. "And those who tasted the bite of his sword name him... The Doom Slayer." I'm pretty sure the "Crown of the Night Sentinels" is figurative, but the sword.. the sword is literal.

[@wellersondasilva7168]

3:45 "But there fell the Titan" I always get goose bumps in this part

[@blank2276]

And its before the new armor which made him stronger

[@SirJacobDale]

What I would do to keep the little two-tailed fox boy from taking me down is that I would actually hide behind the flower girl he loves.

[@BaseplateSRB]

Dark lord hyped up this titan only to die in the next sentence.

[@hoop6822]

I love how he’s just like “this demon was so powerful no one could fathom it’s power”. And next sentence he’s like “So after he died. No big speech about a mighty battle it’s just, yeah he died moving on.

[@TinyDragonGamer250]

Imagine a buff naked dude fighting with a GIANT DEMONIC TITAN FROM HELL for like 20 years or some crap without stopping for a break.

[@bilgewaterbully9141]

Aight so listen up. In Doom 2016, one of the power ups you can get is Berserker, which guves you something like 4x strength, and causes you too use your fists only. This means that Doom Guy is most likely calm throughout the entirety of this damn game. That's fucking scary

[@nousername191]

It's a little something the people over at Tvtropes like to call "Tranquil Fury".

[@FreakyGoku69]

Berserk is me being pissed off

[@SoldierOfFate]

According to UAC information, the Berserker upgrade gives its user the potential to disembowel a fully-grown man with a pen knife.

[@DredgenFenrir]

I think this person's on to something.

[@squashmallow2006]

One of the scariest forms of anger is when you express it calmly. The only thing scarier than that is when that calm anger finally explodes.

[@OrionsTale]

Hey, Google... tell me an interesting fact. Google Home: In the first age... in the first battle...

[@Bass-ef3dr]

I said interesting not badass

[@thiscommonsinkt3367]

@@Bass-ef3dr Interestingly Badass if you ask me

[@seanmartinez5120]

This comment should have more likes

[@jack_theslayer5593]

777 likes XD thats perfect luck ya have there.

[@AzureGreatheart]

So Google Home is demonic? Somehow that doesn’t surprise me...

[@zirkalda9502]

My Priest: "Do you read from the Holy Testament?" Me: "Of course, Father." My Priest: "Recite the passage." Me: "In the First Age..."

[@ireneparkin3360]

"A warning to all of hell that the terror within must never be released." Olivia Peirce must have not got the memo.

[@angel7661]

Not only that the voice was angry he was found and demons fought like never before so that Samuel didn't take it back

[@FLAME4564]

@KingEbin Indeed so it was Samuel Haden who did not get that memo not to mention familiarize himself with that part of the Slayer Testament "quote the terror within must not be freed".

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

@@FLAME4564 No its not that he didint understand Its that he fully understands the Doom Slayer, infact he's the first one who tried to explain what was happening after Slayer woke up, as the guy said; Its an insurance policy of sorts just incase the project goes downhill and they need a fix

[@lemeres2478]

They didn't CC her because she wasn't in the hell section of the mail list.

[@doxenking3899]

To be fair They did promise her so much... Explodes into mechanical spider brain

[@The_Cokimoto]

Doom Guy is basically the Boogieman of the demons.

[@zyriuz2]

yup as demons sleep they slip out of their blankets and quicky wrap them selves in again to feel protected from the doomslayer lurks under their bed HA HA!

[@spiderbugbear3721]

They call him Баба Яга (Вubba Yagga)

[@Trythack]

Spider BugBear "How can all our plans on Mars be falling apart? It's just one man!" "That man... is the Doom Fucking Slayer." "... Oh"

[@pixythegunner]

+JustMe! Well….Doom Guy isn't exactly the Boogeyman….He's the one you send to MURDER THE FUCKING BOOGEYMAN

[@brendencooper5154]

Syndikat Commander he is the one you call to murder the murderer of of the boogeyman

[@linkieloos]

Moral of the story: Don't tell Doomguy to go to hell. He's a man of his word (or rather his actions).

[@TAKGamer-po2yy]

"Bitch how 'bout you come with me next time I'm going?"

[@SoldierOfFate]

@@TAKGamer-po2yy I mean if you go to hell with Doomguy...isn't that a good thing because he'll just kill everything in his way while you follow him? Provided you're on his side, that is.

[@TAKGamer-po2yy]

@@SoldierOfFate Well in this context you wouldn't be on his side since you just told him to go to hell

[@dinodude6992]

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!" *new objective: shoot a hole into the surface of Mars*

[@rebelskully4329]

Doomguy: Why are you threathening me with a good time?

[@PS3PCDJ]

"[The wretch] was loyal to his evil cause." How bad must have it been when demons call your demon killing an "evil cause".

[@pabloiturralde1395]

😂😂 decoy

[@x3wildcard]

I'm pretty sure the Wretch in that testament is Samur Maykr, who is responsible for spiriting away The Father and arming the Slayer with the divinity machine and Praetor suit. The demons fear the Slayer but respect him. They have nothing but hate and comtempt for Hayden.

[@Auricalios]

​@@x3wildcardWe don't know who the wretch is. samur maykr is the seraphim and they are both referred separately

[@simionmatei9715]

​@@Auricaliosthe wretch, its a demon if im not mistaken

[@z3r070000]

have you ever gotten your ass kick so hard you paid testament to it? they need a picture of the doom slayer sitting on a throne all bored like while this is being read.

[@rankilo3900]

Like the saints row 4 intro where the iron saint is bored while someone is talking about how good the saints are

[@YoungLeosword]

Or Conan. Anything with a guy sitting bored-looking on a throne is paying homage to Conan. ^3^

[@z3r070000]

his brutal and savage fighting style is way more likely to give me a barbarian vibe, so yeah, Conan the barbarian. plus Conan was played by Arnold Swartznager who also played the terminator, who doom guy referances when he falls in lava.

[@YoungLeosword]

Sitting Pyro Ah? I should have seen a compilation of the death animations. Damn. X3

[@mmb6527]

I don't think The Doom Slayers knows how to/is able to sit.

[@markusallen102]

Hey I just thought of something I wondered why the seraphim in particular gave the slayer his power and speed in a nut shell their job is to sing praises to God, they are basically angelic cheer leaders or a band for a talk show host But then it hit me Their job is music and they give the slayer his speed and power They are the heavy metal music in the background

[@bthsr7113]

Brilliant! Most people don't know that about the Seraphim. They usually assume they're > angel+

[@mayanksharma3651]

*while smoking weed Hoky shit dude, you're a genius

[@kunfugunman]

Dude... Nice

[@voices0000]

Credit where it's due, that's a pretty cool interpretation. That said, not only are seraphim the highest class of angel in christian mythology, they might be cheerleaders for god, but for mortals they are a bit... more. "The name seraphim clearly indicates their ceaseless and eternal revolution about Divine Principles, their heat and keenness, the exuberance of their intense, perpetual, tireless activity, and their elevative and energetic assimilation of those below, kindling them and firing them to their own heat, and wholly purifying them by a burning and all-consuming flame; and by the unhidden, unquenchable, changeless, radiant and enlightening power, dispelling and destroying the shadows of darkness"

[@zkmk8593]

@Jay the seraphim did gift the doomslayer fire, but more of the shotgun variety

[@doomslayer9077]

The legend of the first badass

[@atefaborez2262]

and the most

[@chrishayes6359]

Adventure Time Gamer 77 dam right

[@theinkslicer]

Adventure Time Gamer 77 Fuck yeah!

[@harryprothero7755]

The first and the last, nobody is more badass than the doom slayer

[@thatoneguy7765]

The Alpha and Omega of all badass's.

[@Jstck1]

"So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again."

[@NYCParkourAddict]

“They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will.”

[@mayanksharma3651]

Will we finally find out that doom slayer is a necrophiliac

[@R7Rolan1]

"To feast on the blood of the wicked"

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Some stock Heavy in 2Fort called "God" blasted an earrape version of this through his speakers while T-Posing and floating around the map when I was playing Team Fortress 2 last night, it was beautiful. I pity the infidels who muted him.

[@mroogabooga8763]

lmfao

[@charmingcthulhu6544]

Absolute legend

[@kirbhoward2125]

That sounds awesome!

[@ghristophermyers666]

Lmao

[@abyssalboy8811]

Based Department calling... *[Accept] [Accept]*

[@endertwelve]

This makes me sleep well at night, knowing that demons wouldn't dare cross into reality knowing that Doom Slayer is there.

[@kossur10]

All of us doom fans r multiple doom slayers

[@TheCLTSlayer]

Who’s here after The Dark Ages reveal? HE WORE THE CROWN OF THE NIGHT SENTINELS

[@MrOreoMan313]

“Who’s Doom Slayer?” “The reason why the boogeyman checks under his bed for.”

[@prymus141]

So the boogeyman has two guys to fear: Doom Slayer and John Wick. Nice

[@xaivierallen4020]

@@prymus141 John is the new guy they think is the old guy

[@longps9528]

Boogryman checks under his bed for John Wick and shits his pants when he hears the name "Doom Slayer"

[@momkeybmalls8551]

I feel like Chuck Norris is the doom slayers father from that quote

[@skippinlivin6887]

No no no, Doom slayer is the reason Satan checks under his bed for.

[@double1777]

“There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering” *are you sure about that*

[@s.s.haswanthselvan7064]

yeah,he's there suffering,not for long and the demons will pay when he gets out soon

[@crabmachine858]

This is so metal, and it doesn't even have instruments.

[@christiantaylor1495]

Plague Born is way more evil than that

[@combativeThinker]

This is nothing compared to Revelations. That is destruction, cruelty, death, martyrdom, and finally the purging of evil on a scale so immense that it is beyond our feeble comprehension. All of civilization destroyed, the earth ravaged, and humanity nearly extinct. A new universe created after the destruction of this one. It makes Neon Genesis Evangelion look like a child's bedtime story in comparison.

[@squashmallow2006]

Just note that health and death mechanics only exist for the sake of gameplay. Lore-wise, the demons probably couldn't even touch him without losing their own body parts in the process. PS, according to lore, Glory-kills replenish his stamina so he doesn't tire. Not exactly the same as health.

[@thequestbro]

It says in the testament that he drew strength from every foe he killed. So nah, it's more than just vidya game nonsense. Every mechanic is diagetic.

[@MrLim-wq2gn]

The gameplay mechanics is our entertainment in video games and it doesn't represent their actual limits of their strength for most game characters. It does not necessarily align and coincide with the Lore of the game you are playing.

[@squashmallow2006]

@@thequestbro That's for glory kills which keeps up his stamina lore-wise. Gameplay-wise, it's for his health.

[@ScrodumHat]

@@squashmallow2006t’s both, his suit uses argent energy from the demons he kills to both heal him if he needs it and give him energy

[@MrLim-wq2gn]

Videos games are limited to what they can do especially with characters like Doom Slayer if Doom Slayer was one-shotting all of his opponents then the game wouldn't be fun they have to make their games interesting otherwise people won't play them. this would apply video game characters like Kratos from God of War and Asura from Asura's Wrath.

[@Balty_Burnip]

This is now the Testament I follow throughout my religious practices.

[@theannihilator1173]

Grand-Pappy Nurgle #1 *Rip And Tear* #2 did you really think there was more?

[@breakergemini329]

Amen!

[@npc1172]

The Annihilator 117 😂😂😂

[@Zikimura]

Do you have any pamphlets?

[@P4551V3]

Praise grandfather!

[@Neophage]

The reason the Praetor suit is covered in a variety of human marks and displays English text is probably because the UAC tried experimenting with it after its recovery, thus adding in new features of their own.

[@LucDutra92]

I believe that there's a multiverse in the DOOM lore and the Slayer's origins lies in one of them. Maybe all that shit about his armor being forged in Hell and stuff are just myths the demons created to explain something that they couldn't understand (or at least part of those stories). He has been the scourge of Hell for so long that nobody knows who he actually is and where he came from.

[@FnD4212]

Or it just dev idea to make that english translation for player

[@Ape373]

Well, he did try wiping off that one marking on his helmet. Almost like it wasn't there before.

[@carlosgarrastegui1727]

DeliCat_123 the UAC we’re trying to reverse engineer the suit so you are correct

[@Ducktaro]

They experimented with the suit but couldn't find a way to activate it

[@doomi8210]

The perfect bed-time story doesn t exi-

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

Shashlik McBlin Actually listened to this right before bed. I’ll be sleeping soundly tonight.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Came back here after ripping and tearing the Icon of Sin.

[@omiorahman6283]

Cool

[@LerRhann]

I love beating on that asshole. One of the few things left in the game that is a challenge. The Kahn Mayker is my cryptonite though. She really likes the "Floor is lava" game.

[@SB7phx7M]

God i want someone to remake the slayer testaments using the footage from Doom Eternal

[@architsharma179]

That's nice but don't forget the Longer The Icon of Sin Is on Earth, The Stronger It Will Become

[@architsharma179]

That's nice but don't forget the Longer The Icon of Sin Is on Earth, The Stronger It Will Become

[@TommieGunz1992]

Sounds like the cave of wonder finally got a job since Aladdin.

[@srbrant5391]

He puked up all that treasure.

[@roadroller8851]

And started puking blood when Doom Slayer came around

[@michaelmccarty1327]

Imagine him telling this all to Jafar before they enter. I think Jafar would try his luck with another genie

[@xtervendetta9796]

I like how they tell a story via minor-lore from here and there. If you don't care about the story, then don't bother. Go rip and tear as much as you want. But if you do want to find out what happened, then there is something to dig around. Like how the testaments tell us how Doom Slayer got sealed away in 'silent suffering' and the research data of him mentioning he got covered in plasma-argent energy, protecting him from any kind of contact.Then according to research data of Invulnerability sphere, those who consume this power will experience an excruciating pain through out the body cause by direct contact between nerves system and plasma energy. So basically, demons didn't protecting Doom Slayer, They're torturing him for a very long time. Another reason why he is super pissed when he broke free.

[@guillermofrancella08]

He is pissed because the demons wronged him by turning his son into the Icon of SIn.

[@localdude2979]

Ricardo Elias Correa Buhr hes pissed because the demons killed his rabbit pet.

[@CalamityDiamond]

I mean in the demons defenses, he did commit genocide.

[@localdude2979]

Puddle Zerg that's true

[@KlickPy]

XTER VENDETTA pretty nice of you using the tittle of the sountrack of Doom in this sentence "Rip and Tear"

[@darklighter8968]

*phone rings* Demon: Yes? Satan: I heard you struck my son. Demon: Yes I did sir. Satan: Care to explain why? Demon: Well, he stole Doomguy's shotgun, and killed his rabbit. Satan: ...Oh.

[@rangopistacho6928]

Doomslayer on the phone: hey Satan make sure to bring lots of cake because I'm gonna shove it up your arse when I'm through with you

[@Rise65487]

Cyberdemon: IT WAS JUST A FUCKI- Doom-slayer: **shoot him in the head**

[@williambraswell2485]

Actually, the doomguy is basically the john wick of hell

[@umbraeclipse8552]

William Braswell Nah, more like John Wick’s the DOOM Slayer of Earth-

[@devildavin]

Spider-demon: I once watched the Slayer kill three hell knights with a pencil...a fucking pencil who the fuck does that

[@jackdamascus4506]

I like how they made him sound like some type of immortal beast that lives to slaughter and kill everyone and everything that calls hell home, a Hell Walker that reached a point in life where the savagery wasn’t just his mission, it was his life, his existence, it took a Titan to even be a challenge to him, and yet even one who was revered as a Lord amongst the demon was broken by him, he was pure rage. Only by trapping him could they beat him

[@zexiler7762]

He was sleeping

[@vladvah77]

@@zexiler7762 and NOW he is sleeping AGAIN...

[@pabloiturralde1395]

Tormenter 🤓🤓

[@cybergothika6906]

*He scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who wronged him...* They shouldn't have killed Daisy.

[@doomguy7707]

Agreed

[@fuhrervader94]

Thats the doomguy not the doomslayer

[@marsx8272]

May i ask a question...who is daisy....

[@daniel_ding48]

@@marsx8272 Doom guy's pet rabbit. Shown in the first game's ending.

[@SirAroace]

@@fuhrervader94 nope, they are one and the same, Eternal proves as much.

[@DragonGuy24]

Kids: Check under bed for Boogeyman Boogeyman: *CHECKS UNDER BED FOR DOOM SLAYER*

[@silo_8]

What if the Boogeyman hid under people’s beds due to the fear of the Doomslayer 🤔🤔

[@bottomtextgaming1864]

Man that must suck a lot

[@malak_minatory]

@@silo_8 Good question

[@marianogomez3082]

When the boogey man hears metal playing in his closet ..... O.O .....

[@loop5720]

Doom Slayer: **CHECKS UNDER BED FOR BOOGEYMAN**

[@Keyfur91]

Just fucking awesome. The demons couldn't kill the Doom Slayer, so their ONLY option was to seal him in a stone coffin. That just shows how badass the slayer was and is.

[@nathanrandomized3593]

First they had to drop a god damn temple on him

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@nathanrandomized3593 Than use sleeping magic because they couldn't kill him.

[@SoldierOfFate]

And when Samuel woke him from his obviously pissed slumber, the demons knew they were beyond fucked.

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

UniqueSKD why are there so many furries on doom videos

[@alphawolf1786]

@@SoldierOfFate actually he wasn't fully asleep the demons put a cursed spell to torment him until the day he was released

[@awyehh]

When the lore is so good they decided to make a game about it. I cannot be more excited for Doom the Dark Ages and see the story unfold through the Doom Slayer's perspective.

[@splinter360]

It's crazy how the Slayer was doing all this crazy shit before he even got the praetor suit.

[@jackers30]

he battled through hell, decimated the forces of satan, feasted on the blood of the dark ones and brought fear upon the demons *N A K E D*

[@blank2276]

@@jackers30 he had his old armor from doom classic also doom slayer n doom guy r confirmed 2 be the same person i seen his old armor in his man cave/ space station

[@hannibalburgers477]

@@okbVinyl That's what we call "Soft Reboot"

[@shawnmcdoge2215]

@@okbVinyl someone hasn't played doom eternal yet...

[@Charles-A]

@@okbVinyl well, didn't that come to bite you in the arse?

[@The0mega79]

I thought he had the armour on when he first went on the rampage but I found out I was wrong. But then... That means the first demon you meet that roared at you wasn't trying to intimidate you. He was screaming in terror. And probably crapped himself.

[@Jarock316]

Demon: Hey, what's in- *HOLY SHIT HE'S REAL!!!*

[@jasoncarto]

When you realize every single demon was fighting for their life

[@greyknight4809]

Your not trapped in hell with the demons there trapped in hell With you

[@jandlyt]

I think he kept his old space marine armor

[@SoldierOfFate]

That Baron of Hell that nearly kicked your ass? He was fighting out of untold fear because he knows he isn't going home alive either way.

[@Kabirdix]

A game with thousands of thousands of literal monsters, and you're the one who's feared

[@OpenMindOK]

ALL of the testament makes so much sense after playing eternal, I loved every single second of it.

[@Dressyone223]

This is like a story that demon mothers tell their demon children to make them behave.

[@etherallullaby5482]

Blake Bridges I NEED fan art of this. Too bad I suck at drawing.

[@cityguard4847]

Blake Bridges nah fam it would be child abuse

[@A1Reall]

But it works every time, which is currently inaccurate. Not to mention they go to sleep early

[@combativeThinker]

Except that demons are immortal, spiritual beings that can't be killed, only temporarily destroyed and imprisoned, unless the one doing the killing is God or a Christian acting in compliance with God's will.

[@noobguy9973]

Bryan Merrill but can't they feel pain think you go to battle against some human right ez but he comes closer and kills you in the most painfull way possible you get resureccted too get that painful death again and again and again its pretty much a perpetual torment

[@tiiito1988]

Before I die, I will write a testament like this one.

[@Gilgaberry]

Well you will have to turn off iddqd first.

[@darnit1944]

@@Gilgaberry about yourself or other dude?

[@Timemechine1]

Good luck

[@98kazer]

you know you're a badass when even demons of hell fear you

[@ariezon]

you're

[@98kazer]

thanks, edited it now

[@ariezon]

you're welcome

[@Cybercoin]

you're

[@ariezon]

thanks, edited it now

[@staufackar2135]

"In the first age, in the first battle when the shadows first lenghtened, one stood"= the first invasion on UAC (Doom 1) where the slayer was the only one who survived. "He chose the path of perpetual torment"= Even though he was the only one on earth after episode 2 (Doom 2) he decided to keep going and defeat the Icon of Sin, he also chose to stay in hell to make sure that no demon would harm earth again (Doom 64). "In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace"= It's said in the manuals (Doom 64) that he had PTSD after Doom 1 and 2. "And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him" = the Slayer knew the demons were responsible for Daisy's death and he killed the second Spider Mastermind in revenge (Doom 1 chapter 4: thy flesh consumed)

[@OmarHyari2009]

That really makes sense to me, but they (the testaments) could also be talking about the other events that happened on Argent D'nur. "When the shadows first lengthened" I think that could mean the eve of the black star, when hell first invaded Argent D'nur.

[@esauce3850]

He also had a wife and child who were slaughtered by the demons, and in Doom 2 Hell invaded Earth through his hometown

[@JeffCJY]

The demons fear DOOM SLAYER just like how humans fear the demon king in most RPG games. They can't kill him so they just lock him away and hope to whatever they pray to he stays there.

[@NoiGS]

Then the demons have an human RPG kind of mind right? XD

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@Noi GS LeT's OpEn ThIs SaRcOpHaGuS fOr ThE lOlZ!!!

[@TravisFebruary]

Tales of Phantasia

[@capncrispypoo]

Imp: Standing on a crate. Doom Slayer: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

[@blank2276]

Its more like Doom slayer: looks around yawn n says are you serious do u know who i am kills imp with pinky finger

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

imp: COME ON YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO STAND ON HERE?!.. I NEED TO MAKE MONEY SOMEHOW

[@mayhem436]

"They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked." That was such a good line.

[@kinologan5074]

Mayhem i was reading this comment when it came in the video. I got goosebumps.

[@GM-kp7yw]

About time the villains are scared shitless for their worthless lives

[@ezucra]

In eternal, there is a alarm specifically WHEN the doom slayer gets the BFG, not IF he gets the BFG, every single faction understands that a single -man- being is beyond strength, beyond time and beyond morals and ideals

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

So let me get this straight. This guy was given godlike power and marched through hell as an unbeatable apex predator for who knows how long and then dies four seconds after I get my hands on the wheel? Now I feel pretty inadequate.

[@MottenManOne]

No, he got the powers AFTER spending AEONS in Hell

[@SoldierOfFate]

The death mechanic exists for gameplay purposes. Lorewise, the Doom Slayer CANNOT be killed.

[@norrecvizharan1177]

I mean in a way he probably could, but it'd take way too much effort from the absolute top .00001% strongest beings to end him after who knows how many weeks of constantly trying, provided he doesn't get any kills. Cause like, his strength's directly sapped from his fallen foes, and he's probably slain billions at this point, so it's a seemingly endless well of energy, where most every sort of efforts are the equivalent of trying to extinguish an extra large sun using a squirt gun you got from wal-mart.@@SoldierOfFate

[@MrLim-wq2gn]

Just a friendly reminder that gameplay mechanics is for our entertainment in video games and it doesn't represent their actual limits of their strength for most game characters and it doesn't necessarily align and do not coincide with the Lore of the game you are playing. If Doom's gameplay resemble it's Lore counterpart then the gameplay loop of Doom Eternal would just be the Doom Slayer running around using infinite Berserk Mode and one-shotting every single entire demon. It being well noted that he uses to gun to inflict the pain and suffering towards the Demons.

[@MrLim-wq2gn]

game mechanics are considered to be non-canon and using examples of them in an argument is fallacious. It is also important to remember the fundamental meaning of the term and not arbitrary use it when it is inappropriate.

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

I need to learn to talk like THAT for when I'm reading the bible at church

[@MadDogEddie]

A British accent will help a lot with this.

[@teslacoil5378]

"IN THE BEGINNING..."

[@lush5964]

Amen!

[@a_wild_beast7064]

*I SUPPORT YOU.*

[@captain_torket3254]

I'm reading all your comments with that voice

[@holitinne]

At first, I thought they were talking about some bad ass boss I was to supposed to fight. It was till later I realized it was me they were talking about. I never played as a Boss in a video game, not to mention the ONLY boss.

[@hippiehippo9030]

Starts game: Why do i hear boss music?

[@blank2276]

Understatement

[@cmp6291]

Doom 2016 is like reverse Diablo

[@wutmagna7222]

DOOM is a horror game where you play as the horror.

[@demonpride1975]

@@hippiehippo9030 boss music persists to end of game. that's one massive fucking boss fight.

[@Evil0tto]

Hollywood: "Yeah, that sounds cool, but can we get a chick yelling 'Die die die!?'"

[@thatmonkemanzelinki2185]

Evil Otto they could have made a woman play the slayer’s role but she must -not talk -not show her face -light doom slayer armor And there we Fucking go

[@simplyyolo9826]

Honestly, do we even know the gender if the doom slayer cause personally it doesn't matter but it's shouldn't be forced at all

[@joshwhite557]

They say he a lot in the game and he's buff as fuck. Plus when he wakes up at the beginning it's a noticeably male body cause he doesn't have armor on yet.

[@damagelmao4975]

@@simplyyolo9826 Yep, it's 100% a guy.

[@rangopistacho6928]

Doomguy: *points a video to him ripping demons with his bare hands then points to a girl screaming die die die* tell me which one is the good one Hollywood: the girl Doomslayer: this is gonna take all night

[@JustEnoughKeys]

Fun fact... All of the imagery of hell and demons in Doom and Doom Eternal is based on Dante’s Inferno, the first part of The Divine Comedy. If you want to learn more about it then feel free to read on. The Divine Comedy written by Dante Alighieri in the year 1320, is where most of the iconic imagery and depictions of Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven originated from. Not only within popular culture, but also within the church as well. The Divine Comedy is separated into three parts, Inferno (commonly known as Dante’s Inferno), Purgatorio (Italian for Purgatory), and Paradiso (Italian for Paradise or Heaven). And to summarize the content of the entire trilogy, you are reading the first person account of a man named Dante as he journeys body and soul through limbo, hell, purgatory, and finally heaven. The story begins with Dante's Inferno, where we are given a very brief description of our main character, Dante. In this quasi-biblically inspired fictional story, Dante is a rather well known poet living in Rome Italy in the year 1300. At 35 years of age, Dante began losing interest in the poetry which he loved so dearly. Eventually becoming stuck altogether, almost feeling as though he was unable to even collect his thoughts anymore. After 35 years of growing up here, he had come to witness both the Catholic Church and political scene as a whole, grow increasingly corrupt. Dante, having been born and raised catholic himself, slowly started to become more and more spiritually lost with each passing year. Additionally, the immense amount of corruption found in both the church and political scene at the time, made it difficult for anyone to voice their honest opinion to the public in regards to practically any social issues that came to light. Watching the flame that was his passion slowly begin to grow dim, Dante became deeply distraught. Finally, lost in his own thoughts and feelings, Dante decides to take a walk in a nearby forest to help clear his mind. It was very late at night when Dante set out into the forest. As he walked through the dense woods, his thoughts began to flow more freely. Wandering deeper still into the woods, Dante started to think about one of the things that weighed heavily on his mind, and that was the fact that today was a Catholic holy day known as "Holy Thursday" (the day that Jesus Christ held the last supper with his 12 apostles) and in just a few hours it would be "Good Friday" (the day that Jesus Christ was crucified). For practicing Catholics, these aforementioned holy days are supposed to be a time dedicated to self-reflection and reconciliation. However, for Dante, these holy days had begun to hold less and less importance with each passing year. While witnessing the world around him only grow more corrupt, Dante had a hard time finding the mental strength to even care about such things as "holy days". Now unbeknownst to Dante who was still far too busy being trapped by his own thoughts, in a place beyond human understanding, the Virgin Mary (the Mother of Jesus Christ) (symbolic of compassion) and Saint Lucia (symbolic of illuminating Grace) had seen Dante's struggle grow more and more debilitating as the years went on. Finally, having been moved by witnessing his spiritual trials and tribulations slowly build up to their breaking point, the Virgin Mary and Saint Lucia decide to ask God to help Dante get his life back on the right path, and God graciously hears and answers their prayers. Meanwhile, as Dante wanders deeper into the dark forest, his surroundings quickly become less and less familiar. On top of this, Dante inexplicably begins to feel very tired, and suddenly collapses from exhaustion. When he finally awakens from his involuntary slumber, he looks around and suddenly, the only thing he knows for certain is that he is very lost. Little did he know that in just a hour or so, Dante would find himself at the gates to hell, with an unexpected but much appreciated companion by his side, ready to start his journey into the depths of hell. "And so Virgil my guide, lead me through the gates of hell upon which was inscribed ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER... Now having passed through the gates, my journey had truly begun." Now then, it should be noted that the appearance of such imagery and ideas within the church itself mainly stems from the common man’s conflation of the religiously inspired writings of Dante’s Inferno, with the actual teachings and sparse biblical depictions of hell. This widespread adoption of the non canonical imagery and ideas discussed by Dante is assumed to have occurred solely because of the aforementioned scarce number of depictions of Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven within the Bible itself. And so as such, The Divine Comedy helped to quickly fill the gaps in mind of the common man, giving him a “true” perception of Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven, allowing it to exist concretely in the thoughts of the common man as both a physical and spiritual realm in a way it never had before. The nine circles of hell, the beasts of the nine circles, the city of Dis, the lakes of blood, the fire, the demons, the Titans, the gates of hell itself (upon which is inscribed the phrase “Abandon all hope, ye who enter.”), our perception of hell going down into the depths, our perception of Purgatory, our perception of Angels, our perception of Heaven, and countless more, all of these things as we envision them in our minds today come from The Divine Comedy. Before the creation of Dante’s Inferno and The Divine Comedy as a whole, there had been many writings which only lightly bantered with the ideas and imagery of hell, most if not all of which were ultimately unsuccessful in capturing the mind of the common man. However, it was not until Dante Alighieri wrote The Divine Comedy, which was, in truth, a platform for Dante at the time that allowed for a discussion of a great many subjects of the utmost importance, thereby widening its range of topics and increasing its variety of characters and contents. Subjects that if discussed in writing at the time due to their sensitive nature, would have most likely gotten the writer killed. Namely Dante’s bitter denunciations of Florentine and Italian politics. However, such topics were skillfully included by Dante, thanks to his ingenious delineation of the characters he encounters in Hell, Purgatory, and Paradise, as well as his powerful poetic imagination. Dante's use of real characters in The Divine Comedy, allows Dante the freedom of not having to involve the reader in description. Additionally, the very title of his work The Divine Comedy was a controversy in and of itself. Dante called the work "Comedy" because poems in the ancient world were classified as High ("Tragedy") or Low ("Comedy"). Low poems had happy endings and were written in everyday language, whereas High poems were exclusively devoted to more serious matters and were written in an elevated style. Dante was one of the first in the Middle Ages to write of a serious subject, the Redemption of humanity, in the low and "vulgar" Italian language and not the Latin that one might expect for such a serious topic. So as you can see, The Divine Comedy not only captivated the common man with its vivid depictions of Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven, but also with its highly controversial denunciations of the powers that be. And perhaps most importantly, it successfully reached the masses because of Dante's brilliant decision to write the poem in the language of the common man. The Divine Comedy became one of the greatest works of world literature ever created, and truthfully, this is precisely the accolade this poem deserves.

[@luizotavio44]

The more you know, i guess

[@xysm5224]

i am not reading that

[@xysm5224]

@@Nopeasaurus i am not commenting

[@scientistmilorad9735]

@@xysm5224 I am not asking

[@scientistmilorad9735]

In fact, it is quite interesting, and everything would be fine that Dante didn't begin to determine himself who goes to hell (and in which circle) and who to heaven. also to him in that "purgatory" go only those who donate money to the pope, and since *"the pope and God are comrades"* then he calls him and says to him "hey brother whats up! let's put this guy to purgatory to purify himself and so on.".

[@CosmicSonXCV]

"What lies within the sarcophagus must remain. Those unfortunate enough who disturb this crypt pray for swift fury without agony. Relentless suffering and pain fall upon any who not take heed great warning. Beware the mark burned in the coffin and let his slumber last for eternity, beyond. Lest the foolish soul who wakes and burdens him behold the wrath of... the Doom Slayer."

[@khylerbane4523]

that would have been one or the testaments.

[@ds123661]

that honestly sounds better than what we got

[@imfrank6785]

nice one dude, really this is really good I can read this everyday

[@FLAME4564]

until that goofy tincan named Samuel Haden came along and took it back to base and unsealed the cursed tomb and released the Doom Slayer.

[@boonis5298]

E1M1 intensifies

[@viktorhyena6297]

*Titan falls in battle* "You're gonna need a bigger Demon"

[@joshuakim6326]

imp 1:"you okay dude?" imp 2:"OH SHIT RUNN!"

[@Jarock316]

Doom Slayer: Let's try this again, do you feel fear? Demon Hoard: ...'Tosses their weapons and runs in a panic' Doom Slayer: >:) Thought so.

[@blank2276]

@@Jarock316 its more like 7 trillion demons: see doom slayer start pissing and running the other way

[@loop5720]

@@blank2276 lolziez !1!

[@Ufail98]

Standard Horror game/movie WE MUST SEAL THE DEMON!! Doom WE MUST SEAL THE HUMAN!!

[@omiorahman6283]

Lol

[@snortblort0184]

Demon: I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me Rip and Tear intensifies

[@supersmashbro596]

fun fact: doom eternal confirms that doom 2016 is a sequel to doom 64. after spending an unknown amount of time in hell, an insane and half-dead doomguy stumbles upon sentinel prime, whose people take him in and make him a demon hunter in the night sentinels. not just that, but he was imbued with their power after one member caught wind of corruption in the maykrs ranks. that's right. doomguy becomes the doom slayer who ends up becoming a legend!

[@LerRhann]

He was sent back in time somehow and made immortal. No idea how it happened.

[@supersmashbro596]

@@LerRhann its implied that this is a parallel earth. there might only be one heaven and hell, but both appear to be linked to multiple universes. that's my theory.

[@zeryuouros4411]

Basically, it's an isekai

[@umbrellashotgunman]

@@LerRhann In the unused audio files, Khan Makyr confirms that the Slayer comes from a different dimension than the one 2016/Eternal takes place in.

[@BossStar1995]

He already was a legend. That was when he became a god.

[@MohamedAhmed-op6zh]

*Doom slayer enters Smash Bros* All the other characters of the roster: “WHY THE HELL DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC.”

[@thatweeb2449]

Isabelle Appears in the fogs

[@Jarock316]

Thst would only be Ganondorf and Bayonetta(The former because he often has the title Demon King, the later because of her ability to summon demons).

[@christianbethel]

The Praetor Suit is now an available costume in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

[@darkhunter5293]

​@@Jarock316 A skank who happens to be friends with a Duke Nukem wannabe and wears her hair like clothes and a pissed off green man that can turn into an angry blue pig ain't got shit on the Doom Slayer.

[@masterelf12]

Just IMAGINE seeing the smash intro, a black screen, utter silence...and then “In the first age...” (Nuts in heavy metal)

[@Jarock316]

That might happen tomorrow.

[@fusro5724]

@@Jarock316 F

[@lordofshades9852]

@@fusro5724 da

[@Ramseas119]

here's hoping for one of the six in the second character pack!

[@cry_stain]

I don't care if we get Crazy Dave or Angry Birds in this next fighter pass, give me Doomguy and I'm mega satisfied

[@spidermastermind6785]

The Doom Slayer sounds like an ancient primordial evil that would destroy everything its path if released. Sounds boring for a villain story, very basic. But then you realize, you are the Doom Slayer. You are the primordial evil. And that's bad ass.

[@0senBlade]

I often in time wonder how are you evil when you're killing evil in a place that is evil?

[@crabking9223]

@@0senBlade it's call antihero

[@falconstudios146]

I am the Sealed Evil in a Can.

[@Cosmic_Deity]

The ancient primordial is The dark lord and doom slayer is basically powered by the same shit. Play eternal dlc

[@GM-kp7yw]

@@crabking9223 Don't dare to disgrace the Slayer with this name. He is LEAGUES above those losers

[@irishash-2001]

Guardians: I've faced the taken Master Chief: I've faced the flood Doomguy: I've faced the entirety of hell and even killed the literal embodiment of evil

[@dylanmacdonald7444]

Also doomguy: " pathetic "

[@Ashley-the-fox]

Doomslayer: I've killed God twice (the father and the dark lord)

[@thelistener1268]

I did it bare handed, you pansies had guns.

[@darkhunter5293]

Kratos: I killed the entire Greek Pantheon! Doom Slayer: Hold my beer!

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

Demonic testament: "The Seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temple." Demon Workplace's Safety Supervisor: And you guys could benefit from not leaving ammo, gas tanks, the occasional BFG rounds just freely lying around, and let's not forget the Berserk power-ups, what's up with that!? Bad enough that he can yank ammo out of your guts with a chainsaw, you gotta give him a reason to use his fists and legs too!?

[@constantinb4592]

demon : listen boss, where were too hyped for the invasion of Earth, HOW THE HELL (pun intended) WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW "THEY" WOULD AWAKEN HIM ???!!!

[@a-10warthog72]

You guys are the best lol

[@laval0910]

Nono the ammo is left there for a reason. They dont want doomguy to start using thise fists of his that can just blow of a head of a demon with a punch. The guns hold him back

[@calix477]

Damn they made Satan sound like Jesus Christ compared to Doom Slayer

[@bowser5678]

Emoji Cool But as of right now, we don't know if this is Satan or not.

[@Bauglir100]

+bowser5678 He didn't say that the voice was Satan's. Just that Satan didn't seem so bad compared to the Doom Slayer. As for the voice, I think it might be Abigor from the guidebook of the Wolfenstein 3D mission pack The Ultimate Challenge. Why? Because Wolfenstein and Doom share a universe, Abigor also made a deal with humans, and he is described in the guidebook as having "a deep, unearthly voice".

[@dragos5640]

bowser5678 I think that's the 4th dark lord

[@etherallullaby5482]

Dragos I can't wait to find out what the 4th dark lord looks like.

[@legaroojack1251]

I do not care. yes we will have a great view of his face/body while we are tearing it apart

[@margarethenderson9972]

My GrandChild: “Grandpa What is this?” **Holding DOOM Case** Me: *”In the First Age, In The First Battle”*

[@Prod_by_7]

...One Stood

[@TimelessLimeless]

Burned by the Embers of Armageddon...

[@Prod_by_7]

@@TimelessLimeless His Soul blistered by the fires of hell, and tainted beyond ascension...

[@abhi5504]

@@Prod_by_7 He chose the path of perpetual torment...

[@Mega-Snorlax]

In his ravenous hatred he found no peace...

[@neffdeathwatch7641]

And I quote " Do not open this sarcophagus" Doom Guy: Wait till I get out of here, there will be another genocide.

[@GreatSpaceToaster]

"From the depths of the abyss rose the Great One, a champion mightier than any that had come before." Me: Oh, OK, this is probably how he got sealed away, and this guy is probably the final boss or something. "The Titan fought with the fury of of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hands. .." Me: Holy shit, this guy is a badass. "but there fell the Titan..." Me: OH FUCK

[@shadowstrider8295]

GreatSpaceToaster did you play Titan's Realm?

[@paranolverizer]

Haha, this is exactly what i thought too while listening to the voice talking about the titan .

[@asgth6147]

Then you later learn he got his armour after that fight.

[@bachpham6862]

If you play the map Titan's realm, you will enter a giant skull of a fallen demon. This is implied to be the great one that the doom slayer prior to being sealed killed.

[@user-fy3oy4vo9m]

Looks like round 2 is coming in Eternal.

[@LW1773]

I love to imagine this is the lore the demons came up with, because they simply couldn't fathom the thought of some regular guy kicking their ass so much.

[@blank2276]

He isnt just some "regular guy" he is the hell walker the first non demon 2 enter hell without special protection like those idiots who were working at that station

[@jayjay86443]

I don't think a guy who can blitz through hoards of demons can be 'normal'. Especially if you make Satan curl into the Fetal position because he thought of you.

[@SharkyShocker]

"Unbreakable, Incorruptible, Unyielding" No yeah. That pretty much sums up DoomSlayer.

[@blank2276]

Its more of an understatement

[@kziila0244]

draco king You mean, understatement of eternity, right?

[@toasttitan3253]

I think you mean THE DoomSlayer

[@mdrajibmunshi7040]

And too much raging

[@marshmallowallen5677]

I wish...

[@CharlieFillmore]

"The terror within must never be freed" UAC: Sike!

[@d00mguy36]

Say sike right now, SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!