DOOM ETERNAL - All Human Interactions With Doomguy

[@stormycd392]

“You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!” “Now, that’s where you’re wrong kiddo.”

[@jameslilly3750]

Handsome jack would make for some funny dialogue

[@daz211]

Doomguy, preparing to shoot a hole in Mars: "Observe."

[@demigodgamez]

Doomguy: "Hold my Super Shotgun."

[@daz211]

@@demigodgamez "Actually, I dont need your fingerprints on it. I'll hold it"

[@inflameddrip180]

New objective: shoot a hole in Mars

[@titusdewobroto1517]

Even the system alerted the demons that the slayer has entered the battlefield lol

[@TyrDrum]

The system even started panicking when the Slayer got the BFG. "The Slayer has the BFG! Repeat, the Slayer has the BFG" Demons: "Oh no..."

[@ReaperofValhalla]

Titus Dewo Broto I think Hayden put that there to warn the humans to stay the fuck away considering they all know who he is. Also to run since the PA system told them he has the BFG

[@fieldy409]

@@ReaperofValhalla Nah, its the UAC they're corrupted. Not every human in the UAC is but the leadership is thats why theres that line "corporate says we should let them through"

[@AceTycho]

@@fieldy409 true

[@WilliamBonka]

fieldy409 i thought corporate wanted them to let them through because they knew the doom slayer was coming down to wreak havoc and kill them all?

[@DigitalAscensionArt]

Marauder: Walks in like a total bad ass with aggressive tough guy talk. Doom Guy: Silently walks away from the escape portal to show he doesn’t give 2 shits

[@blank2276]

Then kills the idiot in a gory fashion

[@TheCursedCat1927]

...and takes his weapon for himself.

[@ДокторЯдо]

@@TheCursedCat1927 Actually, doesn't even bother looting Marauder's remains

[@ДокторЯдо]

@Purple Emerald He could have, and yet...

[@ajakks6551]

@@ДокторЯдо *Sparks up Crucible blade*

[@franktidepod8724]

VEGA: "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" Slayer: *_Furious trigger mashing_*

[@nathanbrawley7256]

That was my favorite part and nobody else seems to agree

[@thomasjenkins7506]

"i wouldn't push the shooty button if i didn't want it to shoot."

[@ollie_ackbar]

Frank Tidepod VEGA: I’ll take that as a yes

[@brucelouie2186]

My favorite part to

[@MasterTopHat42]

So yes

[@HouseScarf]

Eggman: *pisses on the moon* Doom Guy: *pisses on mars*

[@jetbug89clipsandmemes46]

Underrated af

[@isinforyoursins4354]

Huh.....good thinking

[@daboyz2374]

Doomslayer: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SATAN?! I PISSED ON MARS YOU IDIOT!!

[@fuentesjuanjose90]

IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON!

[@Chad_salad]

I'm here to make an announcement

[@unwritten_zephyr]

“You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!” *OBJECTIVE: SHOOT A HOLE IN MARS*

[@Sabrowsky]

I like how Vega is just like "yeah he can, and Imma help him"

[@devinthierault]

I like how Samuel doesnt really say no afterwards. Hes like oh boy you can buy then again I guess no ones gonna miss it.

[@insanegamer23899]

@@devinthierault It was probably overrun by Demons anyway.

[@elijahsmith6722]

@Adam Targaryen He actually typed it out but okay

[@NewPaulActs17]

brand new sentence

[@ДокторЯдо]

They could have easily made him overly kind guy who quietly follows orders of strangers and patiently waits for them to give him what he needs. Likewise, they could have easily made him overly aggressive and ruthless, like old version of Kratos. He could've killed the people who had what he wanted. Instead they chose the totally right "golden middle" approach. Doomguy knows exactly what he needs to do. He doesn't have time or desire to explain his actions to strangers. But neither does he harm them intentionally. That's great.

[@yordlejay6820]

That are but grass in his path, he's too busy to deal with them

[@psychee1]

Yeah, just gtfo of his way, he's got shit to do.

[@BillyBob-qu1fs]

@@psychee1 No kidding

[@internettevarolanadam]

In first doom he was sent to mars by his superior because he refused to shoot civilians and assaulted his superior because of it. He doesnt want to hurt who is outside the battle. He is against "evil"

[@JRayC]

The whole point of the game is to save the human race, why would he kill them dumbass.

[@concept5631]

I like how Hayden immediately cuts to the chase the second he's uploaded into Doom HQ's mainframe. No bullshit. No wondering where he is. Just immediately gets back online and does what he has to to save humanity.

[@rustyshackleford1508]

the thing is, he's almost directly responsible for the demonic invasion in the first place

[@OpenMawProductions]

@@rustyshackleford1508 Indeed, but as we learn in Eternal, his plans were for the long game. Taking care of the Khan Makyr.

[@concept5631]

@@rustyshackleford1508 I never said anything about whether or not he was responsible for causing the 1st demonic invasion or not. I was pointing out that he didn't hesitate when he was uploaded into Doom HQ's mainframe.

[@julianmarco4185]

His goal was the Khan Maykr before they could strike them harder. The Maykrs control worlds and dimensions. It doesn't make it right that half of the population had to be sacrificed though. But I guess he concludes that future billions were worth the billions now.

[@OpenMawProductions]

@@julianmarco4185 Tough call. Hayden was initially played as some kind of a delusional Betruger type, but then that bounced off of him onto Olivia, and she became the real straight-up evil character. Samuel is similar to the Slayer in the sense that he is cut off from his humanity. I certainly wasn't saying what Hayden did was right, just that his motivation is at least more or less clear.

[@Satan-nw4lv]

Employee: We have to carefully extract Dr.Hayden's main cortex Doom Slayer: **Casually yanks and yeets Dr.Hayden**

[@mrmr_zoomie]

“Yeet the child.”

[@Satan-nw4lv]

1:56

[@no-tw3xs]

@Zoomie yeetus fetus Samuel Hayden deletus

[@ethanhill851]

He probably was still pissed off from the betrayal of doctor Hayden

[@bilveytoman8125]

I like how he retained his "I don't give a crap" attitude from Doom 2016! 😍👌

[@holitinne]

Doomfan: “We uh, have to prepare for careful extraction...” Doomguy: *YOINK*

[@YTIsRanByFeds]

holitinne *This is mine now*

[@scotttaylor5556]

The absolute disrespect had me rolling,

[@lazyproeagle]

I just fucking saw you with the same comment on another video where he yoinks Samuel out

[@zaelheimricht4978]

Ahem.

[@TGRDino]

Shit was perfect. Doomslayer.

[@jamesgarratt9334]

VEGA: "would you like me to disable safety protocols ? " Doom Guy: " What is a "Safety protocol" ?

[@katanaanugrah7996]

You mean Doom slayer?

[@urielandbb9725]

EpicFace 47 same thing

[@JayFoxer]

@@urielandbb9725 literally

[@ConsumptiveSoul]

EpicFace 47 Doom guy Doom Slayer doesn’t matter it’s the same thing

[@naruteoh123]

Da fuq is safety protocol?

[@mrsejd3446]

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars" ... But he could and he did.

[@piotrnapora5810]

Doom Slayer: Hold my Super Shotgun

[@rhyethepie2741]

...as he always had, as he always will...

[@deliriousjason8133]

And it was awesome.

[@justintime5120]

“You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars...” *Objective:* Shoot a hole into the surface of Mars

[@Jose_Roberto77]

LMAO

[@zucc3446]

He just walks away like fucking BET

[@bob-kx5iv]

insert laughing man

[@St0ner1995]

Dr. Samuel Hayden: You cant just shoot a hole into the surface of mars VEGA: The portal is ready

[@blank2276]

Vega understands that he is going 2 do it anyway

[@wolv0223]

Doomguy: *snaps fingers and makes finger guns, but says nothing* Hayden: *robotic groaning* Why must you destroy everything?

[@Cloofinder]

Doomslayer: Challenge accepted

[@p_eabean]

Subtly sassy, Vega still kinda miffed when he was ordered to self-destruct

[@TyrDrum]

Also VEGA: "Do you really think the Slayer cares what can and can't be done?"

[@julianmarco4185]

Marauder: My eyes have been open. Let me help you see, slayer. DoomGuy: Let me help you close yours for good.

[@budja1501]

The Marauder is just so cool. The voice, design, this game is perfect.

[@tangoplays2547]

DoomGuy: let me tear out your guts!

[@Lakeland_IV]

Rejecting redpills be like

[@alphabroncotwozero392]

Cringe

[@phantom1a2]

@@budja1501 He is the most bullshit enemy in the game, period

[@DarkBlocker]

The slayer has the BFG. Repeat, the slayer has the BFG Every Demon: hahaha, we're in danger

[@coltonwilliams4153]

*door opens and Slayer walks in with BFG* Demons: OH, SHIT! SHE WAS SERIOUS?!

[@dominicsacchetti2360]

BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK! IT'S JUST A PRANK! THERE'S A CAMERA RIGHT THERE, SEE?!

[@infinityzer054]

Doomslayer:”To little too late talking leg”

[@jayjay86443]

Satan: *laughing heartily, then sobbing*

[@SoldierOfFate]

@@dominicsacchetti2360 Doom Slayer: You know what else you sick fucks claimed as a prank? Demons: ??? Doom Slayer: KILLING DAISY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! **charges BFG**

[@ryanpattummalee]

Not going to lie the part where doom slayer is in the BFG-10000 trying to fire the weapon lol. *click...click...click...click* VEGA: "would you like me to disable safety protocols ? " *clickclickclickclick*

[@julianmarco4185]

Doomguy: Safety Protocols? What's that?

[@psychee1]

Why isn't it firing yet? Fire faster!!

[@doomtrooper.6666]

I think he was trying to do some sort of sign language, saying that he agrees to disable the safety protocols.

[@HentiVentai]

Clickity click click, I just wanna shoot the big gun into the surface of mars to make a really big hole on it, said the doom slayer in his mind.

[@11jerans]

Why would you lie about that though? I appreciate you choosing not to, I’m just not sure why lying was an option there. Yes, I’m being facetious

[@bordias5922]

4:08 Hayden : "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars..." New objective : *Shoot a hole in Mars*

[@khoinguyen5004]

Hayden: You cant just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars Vega: ThE PorTal Is ReaDy

[@tancc8298]

Why shoot on mars anyway?

[@freedantheeternal]

Slayer: "So stop me then."

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

@@tancc8298 to get to sentinel prime

[@reveniantgoh7868]

Hayden and Slayer is alike in the sense that both take no bullshit to their working approach. Only Hayden is more brainy while Slayer is brawny. Hayden after Mars incident already knows how Slayer operates. He also knows that blowing a hole in Mars is the best option. He only half suggesting to not do that because it has great impact. Or... He just using Slayer's don't take his bs approach to actually shoot it

[@ASquared544]

6:04 Guard: “I’m serious, that guy doesn’t scare me. I’d like to see him try.” Slayer: *”I heard you were talking shit”*

[@piotrnapora5810]

You talkin mad shit for someone within rip and tearing distance

[@ReaperofValhalla]

Piotr Napora there is no rip and tear distance. That would imply you can be safe from the slayer if your far enough away. No your just not his target and a annoyance if you get in his way as traveling _Dimensions across Time, Heaven and Hell_ hasn’t stopped the slayer. Merely delay him

[@erlosung5112]

@@ReaperofValhalla no one gives a crap it's a joke Karen

[@lotgc]

"Boo!"

[@ReaperofValhalla]

GIN Elite I’ll show you who’s a Karen when I 360 no scope you zoomer

[@puffer_frog]

"we have to carefully disable the safety mechanisms to ensure we do not damage Hayden even-" *Yoink*

[@julianmarco4185]

Doomguy: this is payback for taking my sword, you toaster face.

[@fenrirvonfallenmoon5499]

LMAO

[@nahoy350]

The employee's facial expressions look like they're looking at the devil. LOL

[@musa4574]

The Devil Slayer

[@justsomefacts2118]

No he's worse...

[@jake321sw9]

What do you expect a bunch of people fan girl to him?

[@gooddoctor5189]

Or at a God.

[@julianmarco4185]

He is worse. Death Incarnated.

[@PrestonK_Productions]

4:30 I don't know a lot about Doom, but I'd personally breathe a sigh of relief seeing him walk through the door. Like, the demon problem is basically over now.

[@PrestonK_Productions]

@Drinker_Of_ Milk Ah, that explains it.

[@nobleradical2158]

Drinker_Of_ Milk not them specifically, those scientists aren’t indoctrinated like the higher-ups. They’re probably relieved but also he’s just too intimidating.

[@Tomha]

Yeah basically the cult starts with regular workers but as you climb the ranks, you're more and more involved with Hell, amd subtle brainwashing until you're converted. Average worker probably in the breakroom eating their lunch as a message from their superiors thanks them for their soon to be sacrifices for Hell plays over the intercom as the invasion begins.

[@joshuakim5240]

@Drinker_Of_ Milk During the Phobos section, the workers are shown to be outright baffled and confused by their higher ups ordering the demons to be let in, showing that the average UAC worker isn't in on the whole hell cult stuff that the higher ups are, to the point of even defying those higher ups.

[@Swagmaster1102]

@@joshuakim5240 It’s implied that corporate corruption is occuring in the UAC, leading to the mandatory hell cult and welcoming the demons, despite all of Earth being against that.

[@cocochris0250]

That thumbnail is basically how everyone looked at me when I sneezed in Walmart yesterday

[@elladoros]

oof

[@ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz]

I heard you can't get the virus by sneezing.

[@gumi_twylit2605]

@@ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz dafuq?

[@ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz]

@@gumi_twylit2605 it's what i heard from work. Edit: not saying it's true, i just heard it from work. Edit 2: ohh wait this is a meme, shit.

[@alvinvalentino5797]

@@ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz but itll make people think that you have the virus

[@genericgarbage534]

"Hey who are you? You cant be.. hErE." That voice crack gets me every time.

[@blank2276]

He also pissed himself because he tried 2 stop doom slayer

[@SoldierOfFate]

At least he has the honor of telling his friends that he tried standing in the Doom Slayer's way and actually stayed in one piece to talk about it!

[@uacsoldier3762]

@@SoldierOfFate i still want my plasma rifle soo i can show it to my remain comrades in the UAC army

[@SoldierOfFate]

@@uacsoldier3762 Knowing the Slayer, you'll probably find your plasma rifle in your mailbox. Autographed by him with demon blood no less and a thank-you note.

[@gabrieldossantoscampos5127]

@@SoldierOfFate 😆😆😆👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@thatfatguy1236]

0:31 the one guy who wasn't scared now that's a gamer

[@skepabbas9400]

Still extremely nervous

[@thatfatguy1236]

@@skepabbas9400 hes just a big fan

[@SpectralLite]

By Azura By Azura By Azura! The Grand Champion!

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

@@skepabbas9400 considering who he is talking too the man has titanium for nerves.

[@tulioroberto9438]

Doom Slayer only unleashes his anger in demons, also the guy is fan of his work. Slayer is still human.

[@OhNoTheFace]

Kudos to the first guy for at least talking to him a bit

[@AceTycho]

Totally

[@gierok]

The dude's got balls for sure lol

[@budakbaongsiah]

Mr. Exposition's help is greatly appreciated.

[@pillbox2235]

He probably played doom in the 90's

[@adad87821]

i love how the doom slayer pretty much ingores that guy

[@carlgraham9526]

Love how doom guy stays in hell since 64, becomes the slayer, is soo pent up with rage for demons and idiots and is essentially god to humans and a demon to the demons, still acts childish at times, fist bumping his toy in 2016 and pressing the trigger repeatedly

[@tulioroberto9438]

He is a Slayer, nevertheless human. Hope I spelled it correctly.

[@Noh1996]

Still gonna call him the doomguy.

[@tulioroberto9438]

@@Noh1996 you can, cause you're not wrong

[@Turbo.RF4]

I mean why wouldn't they? The dude is killing demons like it's a normal part of his everyday life(which it is)

[@RandomPerson-sh1fe]

@Schlacht Barghest Mirage Great Justice The Orignal Game Lore Is Just You Kil My Rabit Yes I Kil Your Rabit Ok I’m Gonna Kil You Now For Kiling My Rabit And The Earlier Game Lore Is Well Bigger Than Fnaf Lore

[@neththeobnoxioussponge8929]

Imagine how happy or relived Doom Slayer was when he meets another human after being in hell for a millenia. Sure might not show it, but just imagine how he would have felt inside.

[@EnigmaticLigmasugondesenuts]

Finally something that won't try to rip me apart

[@Blacktrader]

Doubt it, he's too consumed in his rage and hatred to notice.

[@bruh-yl4sn]

Doubt it since all he wants to do is rip and tear demons.

[@maestreiluminati87]

Most likely nothing, he disregards humans for the most part

[@falahfalah948]

@@EnigmaticLigmasugondesenuts finally something that i dont want to rip apart

[@TimeBandit940]

Samuel: "You can't shoot a hole in the surface of mars!" Slayer: "Okay fine. I'm gonna *rip and tear* a hole in mars."

[@lilibethvargas7621]

Its the death stat from star wars

[@ichiban_co.]

Yet this man is actually kind, he loves animals, plays video games, eats pizza and candy, reads comic books, plays with toys

[@ronaldpagar6513]

And of course hanging out with other dimensions such as animal crossing,. Metroid,halo, Warhammer 40K and so on

[@Darkerfoxtech]

So long as no one else plays with them.

[@ronaldpagar6513]

@@Darkerfoxtech I meant his friends

[@TheSilentConsort101]

Just because he's an unparalleled monster doesn't make him stop being human.

[@ajwatcher]

The AI had been programmed to treat Doom Slayer as a walking active WMD. Hence the warning

[@piotrnapora5810]

Implying he isn't a walking active WMD

[@daz211]

@@piotrnapora5810 Far from it. He's a walking Doomsday

[@SoldierOfFate]

**Hurricane approaches Doom Slayer's hometown** Doom Slayer: .... Hurricane: ....I must have the wrong address. **proceeds to vanish**

[@guilhermesantinisforza7677]

*aproaches scientist with the keycard* Scientist: OH GOD IM DEAD DOOM slayer: Excuse me for a moment, if you would *uses keycard* why thank you kind sir, a lovely day to you *continues on rip and tearing*

[@K1NGCHV0S]

I love how gentle yet forceful he was

[@FreshPrincex4]

@@K1NGCHV0S yeah cause had he simply just yanked. The guy's head would've ripped off.

[@sweetbrown89]

@@K1NGCHV0S more firm than forceful

[@K1NGCHV0S]

@@sweetbrown89 firm doesn’t imply that it was that or die

[@jowoboy9911]

@@K1NGCHV0S yeah but its still look hurt for normal human, lol

[@mattschaefer9458]

“You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars” Slayer: “No YOU can’t shoot a hole into the surface of Mars”

[@dsuse22]

The UAC really doesn’t want Doomguy to carry the BFG lol

[@blank2276]

They want 2 keep his guns but he wants more Lol x infinity

[@SoldierOfFate]

The BFG9000 was originally meant for the Cyberdemon from Doom 2016. That's right. The iconic weapon we all know and love was designed for that raging horned bastard.

[@CEBph5997]

Well that's their main defense against the Demons sooo..... Yeah.

[@nhutminh9290]

Nobody Facility AI :" *THE SLAYER HAS CONTROL THE BFG* ! " " *REPEAT! THE SLAYER HAS THE BFG!!* "

[@TheBigYosh]

“That guy doesn’t scare me I’d like to see try.” Doom slayer: *I HEARD YOU DIDILY DOO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME*

[@nikoldask9668]

Everybody calls him "Slayer" now. This means that in the past everybody called him "Guy"

[@KezH1]

I fucking understand

[@trocer2235]

Well in the subtitles he is titled Doomguy, so him being called guy at one point should be correct.

[@nikoldask9668]

Imagine waiting to be saved by the one the legendary "Guy"

[@Aerakiso3occ]

tony themeli was here

[@khiemnhat2560]

@@nikoldask9668 welcome home, greet "Guy".

[@trathanstargazer6421]

I love how they had to program a warning specifically to tell them that he has the BFG, and to gtfo... now!

[@red-ops9813]

Hayden: You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of mars! Vega: The portal is ready

[@the_kleetus-yeeyee48]

“I missed the part where that’s my problem”

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1259]

Everybody gangsta, *until Doom Slayer got his hand on the BFG*

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Thanos: **IMPOSSIBLE**

[@vinceunknown1935]

UAC Guard: "I'm serious that guy doesn't scare me" *Doomguy walks in* UAC Guard: "Oh hey! the BFG is right this way we'll get out of your hair!" UAC Guard B: "So anyway guy turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen!"

[@nizalmuhammad9689]

1:50 ho you approaching me?

[@olivierluisin1790]

Instead of running away,you approach me?

[@DylanJo123]

@@olivierluisin1790 I can't rip and tear your guts without coming closer

[@olivierluisin1790]

@@DylanJo123 oh oh, so approach me... *proceed to approach the doomslayer with his energy axe*

[@Karlos1234ify]

Too be Continued …

[@beetbeetsaurus]

Oh yeah 2 of my favorite things, JoJo and DOOM

[@pr0to_zy431]

Doomslayer faced so many demons, He started calling ‘talking with his own kind’ “HUMAN INTERACTIONS” Like he doesn’t know them or something. (Geez I didn’t know I’d get a hundred likes already, Wasn’t expecting that but thanks)

[@jefferyshaw3990]

Killin demons for what can be known for an eternity then locked up under a fucking mountain for even longer does things to ya

[@TyrDrum]

I'd say his social skills faired pretty well despite the odds.

[@knightblade0188]

I'd be surprised if he even remember his own name let alone how to interact with humans

[@goseivalaskez769]

Erathen nope, he’s still human, born human and cares about people.

[@Galimeer5]

Marauder: "My eyes were opened" Doom guy: "Allow me to open them further"

[@DavidDaBoss23]

3:17 Samuel: "The final Priest is hiding in Sentinel Prime." Me: Like the transformer Sentinel Prime?

[@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593]

PLOT TWIST: sentinel prime is actually a dimension that exist on sentinel prime's knee

[@rakkstabber1536]

Can’t wait for a soon transformers doom crossover

[@11jerans]

Now that would have been a boss fight.

[@THE_KIRYU]

I can see myself slaying demon possessed Deceptions to the notes of "The Touch"

[@LuckSoDo]

...In Sentinal Prime -Optimus Prime

[@SoldierOfFate]

VEGA: Would you like me to disable the safety protocols? Doom Slayer: **click click click click click** VEGA: Understood.

[@HentiVentai]

VEGA"s voice is still so calming, and Hayden has that rough but gentle tone into it. Good to hear their return here.

[@AnomalyAlter]

"Warning: The Slayer has the BFG" Has the same aura of dread as watching the Nuke drop during the COD 4 Campaign

[@silveredbullet802]

Out of all of them, only one has the balls to approach our badass, admires him too.

[@arontuske9348]

In a way, he is worshipped by the resistance. You just have to listen to the video logs one of the scientists left behind

[@silveredbullet802]

@@arontuske9348 that so? Man I hate quarantine I can't get my copy.

[@arontuske9348]

@@silveredbullet802 Yeah that sucks

[@piercesable344]

Whatever prank the BFG 9000 had for Doomslayer, that's the second time he "Fell for it".

[@daz211]

"Totally worth it!!"

[@justahollow7951]

Gold

[@AceTycho]

VERY good one! Surprise funny.

[@lonelypancake5979]

That was actually pretty good, ngl :)

[@GoldBrickProductions]

Bravo my friend 👏

[@jamvously7170]

UAC Guard : I'm serious, that guy doesn't even scare me. I'd like to see him try. Doom Slayer : *(Shows up)* UAC Guard : *bruh moment*

[@H0thWarrior]

VEGA: "There are no known pathways that lead there, Dr. Kayden." DOOM Slayer: "make one"

[@alpharius8336]

Hayden: you can't just shoot a hole in to surface of Mars Doom Slayer: observe

[@ZanarGaming]

Doom guy too badass

[@MukuonChannel]

Doomguy is that one guy at the office, been there longer than anyone in his floor, quietly doing his job. Never promoted, but gets occasional raises. He's got shit to do, and gets shit done. Basically the Janitor and helper. Then comes home, takes care of his pet Rabbit then just calls it a day. Doomguy is such a mood.

[@josephoconnor4198]

I think you forget that basically the entire plot of Doom 2 is that the demons killed his rabbit.....

[@MukuonChannel]

@@josephoconnor4198 And I think you forget that basically the entire point of my comment was to make a specific comparison/similarities from Doomguy to the other guy. So calm down.

[@aryandescendant6116]

@@josephoconnor4198 Daisy comes back in eternal[you can see her in some levels and on the box art]

[@andreipoplauschi180]

Facility Voice: Doomslayer... Demons: Oh... Facility Voice: Has control... Demons:OH NO... Facility Voice:Of the BFG 10000 Demons: *DEATH INTESIFIES*

[@InquisitorBot]

Fuck those emojis

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

[Bot] ben's minion agreed

[@jameslilly3750]

Nooo...no no no.... fuuuuuck! Or whatever tfs said

[@andreipoplauschi180]

@@InquisitorBot i cant use the black cat meme format and there are not demon emojis i think

[@InquisitorBot]

@@andreipoplauschi180 still emojis are very cringy

[@deadscoUDOG]

Person: “My God!” DoomSlayer: “Yes?”

[@stefancristian5136]

"Warning: The Slayer has entered the facility" Breh, you warned the demons?

[@Lotus-by1lg]

Doomguy: slightly breathes Demons and humans: AY CHILL CHILL

[@zerohydreigon3260]

I like how careful at 4:56 he is with the guy he could easily rip his head off he’s just like ain’t got time for this bullshit taking you over here drags him over love that haha

[@sarge3998]

It's crazy too because you can see even with the little effort he used to pull the guy over was still enough to make him choke

[@mpbiggame1010]

2:06 and in this moment the marauder thought to himself: oops ive made a mistake

[@XeroXay]

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars" Doom Slayer: so anyways I started blasting

[@trickyy5738]

Guard: “that guy doesn’t scare me! I’d like to see him try...” Doom guy: *walks in* Guard:

[@kinigarawakashikuhah]

Vega: would you like to disable safety protocol?! Doom Slayer: dafq........ Yeah! dafq bruh?!

[@StriderStryker]

There are 3 memes that Doom Eternal has the most: 1. You can’t shoot a hole on Mars! 2. Humans meeting Doom Slayer/Doom Marine/Doomguy 3. Safety protocols

[@HugeDongusMan]

“The longer the Icon of Sin is on Earth, the stronger it becomes.”

[@Gunga_FAB.50]

2:14 “Let me help you to see slayer...” *Instantly dies*

[@thegaminglucario]

5:11 guard: Hey! You can’t be- here Doom guy: say what now Guard: (silence) Doom guy: *Takes his gun* Guard: WTF

[@mikhailgorbachev3721]

You don't know how happy I was to see living people. It actually kinda made me smile knowing they were scared of me.

[@shh4582]

Uh ur not doom Slayer tho-

[@jeremychicken3339]

@@shh4582 he was recounting his play through.

[@DiannaFranzie]

"we have to prepare for his careful extraction" Doomguy: *Rip and Tear. Got it.* 👌

[@DailyDoseofShortsVideos]

That slayer doesn’t scare me I like to see him try *DoomGuy looking like he just bathed in lava*

[@ilikepepsi2548]

"Allow me to help you to see, slayer" **dies**

[@elwinxiao]

Doom Slayer: the man, the myth, the legend, and the one you don't want to messed with it XD

[@gayerforyougaygayerforyoug8383]

Doom im a nutshell: One man was seriously mad one day and everybody die THE END

[@optimal8307]

Oh my god you’re a nutshell how the hell did that happen

[@jke1592]

Human A : Does anyone hear a boss music? Human B : yea....oh no don't tel me the demon is coming again!!? Human C : No......this music is not from demon......i know this.....this feeling.... *AHHHhhhh* .....this beautiful epic boss music that make trigger your heart,body and soul........only him can make this song Human D : Him? Wait...IT CAN'T BE!...... *Suddenly the door open* Human C : *He's Here* ..... Doom Guy : *WALKING WITH HEAVY BREATHING WITH EXTREMELY FURIOUS INTENT KILLING* All Human : *SCREAMING INSIDE THEIR SOUL WHILE THE BOSS MUSIC GETTING EVEN MORE LOUDER AS THE SLAYER WALKING UPON THEM MENACINGLY*

[@spenn2007]

Bruh's face on the thumbnail lololol. He's wtf is this dude about.

[@enriquemadibavalle7497]

Shawn that profile pic, looks like you have been rescued after being lost in the jungle for a year, at least it’s what it looks like from my screen

[@krypho0n]

*Doomslayer Enters Lab* Every women in the area: Pregananant.

[@sweetbrown89]

Every -woman- one in the area

[@krypho0n]

@@sweetbrown89 oh I like you....

[@corvuscyrus]

I love it how his voice breaks at 5:08, the fear in his voice is unmistakable

[@ElSirRexy]

"I'm serious that guy doesn't scare me" Demonic doomslayer *punches a high grade security hatch*

[@orgenriggen4568]

ARC guy: We uh have to prepare for his careful extractio- Doomguy:this is mine now

[@enderdude992]

I like how the humans are all researching the stuff while doomguy casually obtains it

[@tacopanda3630]

Marauder: *Wields a Hell Axe* Doom Slayer: “...Cute”

[@SuperWolfman9]

Vega is such an enabler! Hayden is like "No don't do that, you can't just do that!" Vega is just like "Go ahead, how can I help?"

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

Marauder: My eyes have been opened... Doom Slayer: Wrong. (stabs twice in the eye)

[@AINGELPROJECT667]

Marauder: My eyes have been open. Let me help you see, slayer. DoomGuy: All I see is a corpse that doesn't know it's a corpse yet.

[@thefrub]

I love how Doom has been around for almost 30 years and the main character is still just Doomguy

[@Karlos1234ify]

“In the First age…”

[@jaymun_1331]

In the first battle

[@rn_mt1017]

“, when the shadows first lengthened,”

[@screechingsiren9031]

One stood

[@lanhhuyethan5686]

" He chose the path of perpetual torment"

[@eternalsufferin3320]

İn his ravenous hatred he found no peace

[@crysis_pyscho9386]

Imagine being so ruthless that they have an alert system just for you.

[@harrisoncourtneyfilm00]

"You cant just shoot a hole into Mars" Doomguy: *SHOOTYSHOOTYBANGBANGCLICKYCLICKY*

[@Satan-nw4lv]

*WARNING THE SLAYER HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY* All the demons within a 10mile radius: Say sike right now

[@Satan-nw4lv]

@Yol Riin Lask when it fit it'll float

[@demensdeum_live]

“You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!” Objectives - "SHOOT A HOLE IN MARS"

[@ihavemanythingsbutiwantyou2519]

5:18 Doomguy:I’m taking this.Not because I need it.But because you don’t deserve it.

[@insinorator3247]

I had my tv playing in the background and it just had a ad that said "how many guns dose one man need , well many just one more "

[@randompurposes1342]

I feel sorry for the guy at 4:51, imagine how he felt when the most powerful being in the universe casually walks approaches him to use his key card. Wonder what his thought process was during that moment.

[@antoniocorrales1]

He’s all like: NO NO IM DEAD

[@popculturenerdyt7572]

“Man, I gotta go to the gym.”

[@lennertplayz]

"you can´t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars" "the portal is ready"

[@Never-n2t]

The people expressions are like when the teacher get a call and says “yea I’ll bring him over”

[@mrmr_zoomie]

I love how every human just shits their pants at the sight of him.

[@deltazeta3779]

Not gonna look at comments because of spoilers but I wanted to say: That thumbnail is meme material.

[@zoinke3563]

Weapon: *Exists* Right hand: *Yes.*

[@Wastxy]

The thumbnail got me THINKIN?

[@jaymun_1331]

You're that UAC employee?

[@jaymun_1331]

You look like him (no OFFENSE btw)

[@Wastxy]

@@jaymun_1331 Bruh smh

[@jaymun_1331]

@@Wastxy I'm looking at your profile pic and the thumbnail and I can barely notice any difference

[@Wastxy]

@@jaymun_1331 I get it

[@legosam2067]

Guard: that guy doesn’t scare me! Also guard: *runs away after Doomguy passes by*