Dooo has a gambling addiction - GOONS #43

[@soup]

Character development

[@ashton0953]

Yes

[@ashton0953]

Can you please come to Brazil please

[@unregisteredgamer9695]

Soggy

[@edgetransit1976]

what animal would you be?

[@thebigslow3135]

Monke man

[@Crispy]

welcome back 2 the goooooooooooooooon podcast

[@raidenhober2127]

Crispy you listen to them that’s kinda surprising

[@Noir-st4sx]

@@raidenhober2127 How so?

[@raidenhober2127]

@@Noir-st4sx I just thought he only knew soup

[@Noir-st4sx]

@@raidenhober2127 Oh. Judging by the Verified checkmark, he's a popular KZbinr.

[@niftytheundying]

@@Noir-st4sx oh very

[@ASDHAUIFGSD]

I remember when McNasty said and I quote, "Geology is Math"

[@xtexaschainsawx]

it do be now

[@COOLPEAK]

Isn’t it tho

[@drownedferret8457]

Isn’t geology shapes and shit?

[@ASDHAUIFGSD]

@@drownedferret8457 that's geometry

[@gamerf1uid]

@@ASDHAUIFGSD 😭

[@Mekakushix]

Doo is the most selfless man in the world, leaving all the women to other men despite having such vainy forearms

[@johnnyroach9923]

And insane guitar skills and great humor

[@sonofliberty8872]

@@johnnyroach9923 And one of the best singing voices of our generation.

[@tacomania7954]

@@sonofliberty8872 yeah well he's 3'2 nobody wants a dwarf

[@o_osoma1477]

I love how last podcast mcnasty yelled at dooo for never spending money and apparently now he has a gambling addiction and he is going to spend all his money now lmao

[@metalex568]

Mcnasty should've been careful what he wished for.

[@trentonwardman4503]

There is a difference between upgrading his living conditions and gambling my dudes.

[@Ozymandias916]

The duality of man.

[@sonofliberty8872]

@@trentonwardman4503 One is undoubtedly beneficial and the other can ruin you very quickly?

[@charlesgarcia668]

dooo doesnt spend money on himself, like is dogshit setup

[@Wanders_luke]

Hello Goons, recently I have been asking metal artists streaming on twitch the great question, "Spaghetti or Meat." These are the results Oshie Bichar, bassist of Beartooth: That's a ridiculous question, spaghetti and meat are completely different things, why would I pick just one, how about both. Alan Ashby, rhythm guitarist for Of Mice & Men: spaghetti Phil Labonte, vocalist of All That Remains: spaghetti with meat sauce Mike Leon, bassist of Soulfly: spaghetti

[@xyloo4915]

Certified hood classic

[@g.d.c12]

Certified hood classic

[@rickleflix]

Certified hood classic

[@5xwrldchmp]

Certified hood classic

[@OGVade]

Certified hood classic

[@willturiano4324]

dooo doesn’t have a gambling addiction.He owns the casino

[@crocodile924]

Good joke

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

Good yoke

[@willturiano4324]

@@crocodile924 thank you it came naturally.Just like doos gambling ability’s

[@arikaki7129]

plot twist: No one comes to his casino so he had to close it down and he started drinking and gambling AND HENCE, his gambling addiction

[@Lurch094]

Whats the time stamp of them talking about doo gambling?

[@llamagangsta5849]

Mcnasty being talked over is pain

[@seansolomon2267]

*Excellent and what we listen to the podcast for

[@ourtimeisryan]

Bigfoot, Elvis, 2pac and Hitler.. sounds like a hell of a podcast.

[@niftytheundying]

is blarg hitler?

[@shauniepoo5789]

Is grizzy 2pac😏

[@Pazinfinity94]

@@shauniepoo5789 Duh!!!

[@johnsimmonds2540]

@@niftytheundying Blarg is Osama.

[@itszilo7436]

@@johnsimmonds2540 that would explain Osama having Rainbow 6 siege

[@kingt-rex1579]

The reason you guys are getting more and more popular, in my opinion, is because in a world of censorship and negativity, you bring humor and companionship to some people who can't express themselves the way they want to. You say the things that some of us, myself included, wish we could openly say or do to the masses. You bring a butthole shaped light to a group that needs laughter and "the boys" like energy. So thank you soup, doooo, mcnasty, and blarg. You guys help my emotional state when I feel down and need a pick me up

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Haha aww love the way you put it. Agreed.

[@meganjanelle8723]

these lot are the type of friends i wish i had alongside the friends i have now

[@youngkostka7683]

STOOOPPP TALKING OVER MCNASTY WHEN HE’S TALKING ABOUT DRAGONS

[@ry4435]

THANK YOU

[@Leonardo-mj8wm]

YEAH

[@midteirgamer]

Dragon Deez nuts across your ace

[@Meh_Lone_Bah]

I was curious too but the others ruined it

Or nah, he's full of bs conspiracies lol

[@MrKangaroo123]

I felt that in my soul when Mcnasty went silent because they were talking over him and ripping on him.

[@justinpettit8282]

Listening to this podcast is like talking to the boys always stupid shit but you never have a bad time.

[@wswsparks4542]

You mean THE boys

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

@@wswsparks4542 a boys

[@mattfugate9029]

perfect analogy

[@TheCountryFrog]

Soup's eyes when talking about blarg finding a Bigfoot cutout in the snow. Freaking priceless 17:00

[@XertiqWasTaken]

I would pay all my life savings to see The Goons taking on a Silverback Gorilla like it's a raid boss in a RPG

[@wackywheels7431]

This is an idea

[@ayejimbae8068]

And Raid sponsor it

[@laboskie349]

@@ayejimbae8068 And invite Vladimir Putin. He'll help with the recording.

[@ayejimbae8068]

@@laboskie349 then we might as well get Trump out to commentate and boost rio- I mean crowd morale.

[@trentwatts3997]

I feel McNasty’s pain my friends do the same thing to me. He knows what he’s trynna say but he’s not the best at explaining or talking about stuff. Like it doesn’t always come out in the right way the first time, cause I have the same issue so I feel you McNasty

[@ChaolaoFueChi]

Same

[@kingchallenger_gt3070]

I used to do what mcnasty does when he can't talk and get talked over and just go silent 😅

[@ChaolaoFueChi]

@@kingchallenger_gt3070 I still have others talking over me, so I stay quiet and make myself that their talking is my new interests of show hobby.

[@kingchallenger_gt3070]

@@ChaolaoFueChi I talk to my friends alot but there's so many times where I just go silent and just straight up disappear and they didn't realise I disappear until I come back

[@ChaolaoFueChi]

@@kingchallenger_gt3070 Ah, man I know how that is too, ain't it a bitch for us to be forgotten at the moment.

[@daredpanda5530]

To be fair with Mcnasty the Bible does talk about giant beasts and leviathans so dragons are cannon to the world lore

[@unculturedswine7993]

The idea of the Nephilim is pretty interesting too.

[@JorgeSanchez-gc5uw]

Bible lore

[@plinplinplonbutwhole6908]

Isn't that Satan was supposed to be a 7 headed dragon? Isnt that stated in the Revelations?

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

7:37 I loved watching Dragon Tales growing up! 🥺✨

[@lostlothbrok7156]

One of these days there will be a GØØNS album

[@Nick.11]

1:10 I never thought I'd laugh so hard nonstop for like a minute of hearing how the Goons would take down a gorilla together, that's fucking amazing xD.

[@egghumper4524]

This podcast’s schedule is all over the place

[@albadude1922]

Just like my dad.

[@zackarydawson1348]

@@albadude1922 oh no..

[@cheekclappa7192]

@@albadude1922 Does he ragdoll across everywhere?

[@iacobenimememachine3982]

So it takes 20 seconds for mcnasty to flip a page in that animation, since the video is 65 minutes and for every page flip he reads 2 pages, that is 6 pages per minute for a total of 390 pages in this video, that's a lot of porn my guy

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Why...just why? 😄 Can't complain though. I once counted how many burps there were an episode out of curiousity. McNasty seems to burp a loooot lesser now. Guess that's a good thing. :)

[@DeathNyannx]

@@shruthimaniyodath7755 why...just why? 😄

[@alexthegamer429]

Honestly, I'm proud of you

[@coyotefang]

I saw the Olympic's in Japan, women's weightlifting, could 1 of these ladies be Dooo's future wife?

[@Ozymandias916]

Nope - not Russian, not named Helga.

[@wik7or214]

@@Ozymandias916 Helga,such a comedic, yet such a shit name

[@frogshnuckle4475]

8:57 Uhm, Mcnasty I'm a dinosaur lover and all I have to say about that part is that the T.rex with the highest perfect fossilization is like 70% and they're has been 14 adult t.rexes ever found so I think we would have seen the wings or whatever makes a dragon a dragon

[@brina6063]

I went to a Christian school growing up in elementary school and I remember my third grade teacher talking about the translations with dragons, except she was focusing more on dinosaurs and how the Bible confirms the existence of dinosaurs biblically, so McMaster could very well be right about it also translating to dragons Edit: *mcnasty holy shit😂 and also third grade was a very very long time ago, so I don’t remember everything exactly

[@zackarydawson1348]

McMaster....

[@esteban6535]

McMassa

[@zackarydawson1348]

@@esteban6535 God that’s so much better

[@unculturedswine7993]

I mean, in Revelations they call Satan the Great Serpent, which one could say means a dragon. Also, I have also heard the Bible and dinosaur argument.

[@LUVBLY]

A dragon is kinda impossible especially when they would need wings probably x times bigger then there body to fly and there bones would need to be hollow what would explain finding only a skull because hollow bones decompose faster and are more difficult to preserve

[@steel_wizard4972]

I know you guys probably wont see this, but thank you so much, whenever i feel upset or down, i always watch your podcasts and it makes me laugh:) thank you guys for just helping me cope with my problems, keep up the great work love you guys:)❤️

[@zwryy7622]

Just what I needed to justify procrastinating. Let's go.

[@crocodile924]

Same

[@josephsoto3674]

That dragon and trex talk killed me. There were Rex’s that were found 85% complete 🤣

[@albrt4514]

One day in middle school, when everyone was done for the day. We went to get dressed to go home. But some of the others shoes where missing. When the missing shoes where found, They where in a circle absolutly covered in shit. Some dude had went and got a bunch of peoples shoes, and absolutly ripped ass all over them during class. I was so gratefull that day that i got to go home in my untouched shoes, instead of going home with no shoes on, while dragging their shit shoes.

[@sweetcheeks160]

thank you albrt very cool

[@albrt4514]

@@sweetcheeks160 Hey your welcome ;)

[@nic-e_n_wub632]

17:17 Dooo getting scared by it's own burp 😆

[@doow11]

We need like a 3 hour podcast for episode 50, it'd be fucking chaos by the end

[@Ozymandias916]

I'd 100% be here for it 'til the end, tho

[@doow11]

@@Ozymandias916 same here

[@codyross59]

I like how there's a juxtaposition from the last podcast where they had a raging argument to this podcast where they're being nice to McNasty

[@allenwickenkamp413]

Can confirm Bigfoot cut outs in Iowa. My great grandpa is a proud owner.

[@edwon1]

Welcome to the gang

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

What's the significance though? I don't get it

[@melvin9614]

55:30 Blargs short circuit sounded like the lego Star Wars Yoda death sound

[@rcpanda343]

A friend of mine from uni plays as black yoshi in everything, he calls him "Yigga"

[@yaboipktendo]

A friend of Mine Always called hin a Niggasaurus

[@jcxu7636]

My stomach hurts so bad after I read this comment... "Yigga" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@smiledfire6323]

4:12 the person who had to make the McMuffin butterless wanted to drop kick you into the next dimension

[@nathanlabrin2392]

Reverend mcnasty’s new sermon on dragons

[@andrewc2611]

If the goons made a 3 hour podcast I think it would be the best thing ever and nobody would complain

[@mcuser1019]

The goons podcast has welcomed me on this Monday evening 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@erikalexandersson7998]

This was a really Good episode actually, enjoyed this one

[@tkrewz]

if i can recall i believe that the most complete whole skeleton of a trex is like 78%? like dug up and without bone molds

[@veganssuck2155]

i thought that they had a 96% one

[@jimmybrotherton6354]

A trex skeleton found in 1990 was named sue and was about 90% complete by volume

[@tkrewz]

Thank you for the info!

[@PrimalNewt]

Yeah the 2/3 one is in Wyoming but there’s one in Asia that’s closer to 90

[@g_ant343]

@@jimmybrotherton6354 I’ve seen that one. It’s in chicago right?

[@thatoneiowanakathatbullhau9303]

Motive power for a train is provided by a separate locomotive or individual motors in a self-propelled multiple unit. The term "engine" is often used as an alternative to locomotive. Although historically steam propulsion dominated, the most common types of locomotive are diesel and electric, the latter supplied by overhead wires or additional rails. Trains can also be hauled by horses, pulled by engine or water-driven cable or wire winch, run downhill using gravity, or powered by pneumatics, gas turbines or electric batteries

[@isaiahsarzoza5714]

Proud of y'all uploading consistently, it's weird

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Yeah! I'm trying not too get used to this so I won't get disappointed if the schedule ceases to exist at some point.

[@isaiahsarzoza5714]

@@shruthimaniyodath7755 I'm sure it will haha

[@thebullet7142]

Well not anymore

[@etiennedlf1850]

I love how blarg is like "i cant imagine doing math at a casino or turning domething i enjoy into profit" and IS A KZbinR who said before that he soesnt enjoy playing his content games outside of content

[@AMoistEggroll]

It's because funny multiplayer content is his line of work. He's gotta have his off times with single-player games now and then. Surely some of us can somewhat relate with getting tired of playing multi-player all the time.

[@jf4ded]

its all about work/life balance bro

[@KdubbleYT]

I kinda get, besides single player games are fun, like I love the Metro games

[@Tweekin_Mehican]

Dude I've literally seen 3 of those cut outs in the past month. And one of em is by this roadside diner and every week theyll move it to a different place out by the trees behind the diner or in the corn patch

[@cosmix0072]

51:22 Soup proceeds to turn into a Spanish jukebox.

[@Austin_Dale]

I went to Charlotte for nascar recently. It was so awesome. It’s mind boggling how fast they go and how loud it is.

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Finally got to listen to the podcast. My brain has melted. Love that.

[@dixiestix2197]

Topic: Have you ever had any moments of existential dread? If so explain

[@dylanjones3504]

Being a vegas native, I feel I should say that originally, most of the strip was owned by native Americans until the big name casinos came in and bought them out, but the Indian reservation in Vegas has several small casinos as well as the main distillery

[@simm6895]

WOOOOOO NEW PODCAST EPISODE LETS GOOOOOO

[@heyhey439]

There are squatch festivals every year in my town and they sell all kinds of stuff like that. We love monkey man up here.

[@periitpuer8695]

The goons should do a podcast with guest crispy and tranium

[@Unknownusername1004]

And try to get raccooneggs on too

[@rareminer1329]

@@Unknownusername1004 They did, on Shameless.

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

@@Unknownusername1004 is he even alive?

[@bigrich6075]

They should get Senpapi Rick

[@Unknownusername1004]

@@shruthimaniyodath7755 yes but he took time off a long time ago to focus on himself

[@dreadlord5555]

GOONS RPG GOONS RPG GOONS RPG WE NEED IT, Dooo is the healer class, Blarg is the glass cannon, Mcnasty is the tank, and soup is like an archer with a full automatic sniper

[@kazoo5141]

this podcast triggers my fight or flight reflex

[@reaktivmedia]

On the Sasquatch cutouts, Around here we have the town of the "Legend of Boggy Creek" called Fouke. Those cutouts are EVERYWHERE. It's worse in Broken Bow, Oklahoma.

[@jayfromtheredneckriviera7956]

There are certain states that legalized gambling depends on the stat snd their rules ie. Atlantic city NJ, Vagas Nevada, biloxi Mississippi, Detroit and a fewothers

[@GAVNASTY-gu3dg]

25:11 when soup asks himself if half of las Vagas is native American property

[@DanielMartinez-lp7pj]

WOOOOO NEW EPISODE BABY

[@YTKipz]

Soup I feel you man I live in Maine and the Bigfoot cutouts are literally freaking everywhere

[@PUSH_ME_AWAY_.mp3]

The GØØNS should get Smii7y on as a guest

[@eddmoreno9815]

6:28 the bible and dragons bit starts here lol

[@bmil7971]

I'm glad I'm a 15 year old with this sense of humor rather than a crazy dreamsmp stan and a general disgrace to society

[@zackarydawson1348]

same

[@Unholy_Poptart]

Ayeeeeeee

[@dgriffin3113]

Same here

[@MachineMan64]

You and the others in the replies (if true) give me hope for the next generation, unironically.

[@Magnetic5oh]

ayyye facts me too

[@JaylynnG1948]

imagining Soup just spitting dip in a gorillas eyes, disorienting the gorilla while Dooo shoots stem shots into McNasty while he's around the gorillas neck as Blarg just rolls in with a bomb strapped to his chest jumping onto this gorilla. Someone animate that

[@thelaststand7784]

There's actually some really interesting psychology to gambling addiction.

[@AMoistEggroll]

Wouldn't it be similar to gaming addiction via loot boxes and microtransactions?

[@thelaststand7784]

@@AMoistEggroll yeah.

[@vertokz2443]

I think 10 trained men would still get tossed around by a silverback gorilla

[@sknees]

topic: probably an obvious answer considering you guys like metal, but opinions on tattoos or piercings?

[@andrewschuck159]

Blarg: "yeah he could probably do it" 2 seconds later "He'd be such a small threat to the gorilla"

[@gussify4142]

Where’s the new podcast it’s been a week😢😢😢😡😡🥺

[@richardmarshall15]

I definitely think this is my favourite one yet, so many laugh out loud moments.

[@ej_joker140]

Finally I can purposefully distract my self from homework

[@turtleturtle6384]

I am 14 years old and I genuinely enjoy this content and laugh at this shit so much it’s not just our age group that hates offensive content

[@HeyitsNapkin]

When McNasty references Family guy Casino scene

[@coriblake8900]

You guys need to realize. Your podcast is as real as it gets. You're not really afraid to talk much about anything (within reason). All of us would like to meet you and this is one way we really get to know you, even if it's about how many men can take down a gorilla. You guys are amazing. Real. And love the comedy.

[@CurbsideWhiskey7x]

Dooo, if it makes you feel any better i have an alcohol addiction.

[@bucky5634]

Lol get help?

[@esteban6535]

with a name like that I'm not surprised

[@cal8213]

Dude I live in Reno, NV and when I tell you the fucking accuracy of slot machines in gas stations or grocery stores, I swear you can never escape them no matter where you go. Even the reno airport is absolutely filled with slot machines. It’s wild

[@JacobGonzalez-rl1es]

topic: relationship advice like having feelings for your best friend who is a girl. i’m honestly interested in what would be said

[@justinpettit8282]

Never worked for me hope it works out for you

[@ASDHAUIFGSD]

Good luck. You'll need infinite amounts.

[@leahmae8703]

It would probably end up them making fun of Dooo being a virgin somehow

[@ASDHAUIFGSD]

@@leahmae8703 XD

[@AMoistEggroll]

@@leahmae8703 And Dooo most likely leaving before the conversation started lol

[@flaccidpancake5995]

I've made some of those Sasquatch cut outs. They're Hella fun to make

[@wiggleiggle6106]

This is the second time you talked about Ellen DeGeneres lifting up zac efrons shirt DEVELOPMENT

[@cadenbolton6146]

This is one of the best podcasts I’ve seen from y’all

[@kevindoss8654]

I’m an Amazon driver and listening to this podcast while I deliver makes the day go by faster, and puts me in a better mood. On a different note, if you had one more day to live, what would you do/spend your money on?

[@andrewschuck159]

Blarg: "he probably coulda taken a gorilla down." 2 minutes later "He's such a small threat to the gorilla"

[@tylerkelley8727]

Someone needs to animate these stories yall tell on this podcast

[@gnsac6336]

Working on it for a few months now, story per podcast ✌️

[@HolyPelvisPresley]

I really appreciate this podcast, it's great entertainment when I'm milking my goats

[@anyiiee]

Oh, we know he does. We appreciate it him anyways.

[@drakec5625]

17:09 he's joined the dark side

[@VeraExora]

Not a topic: When is the Goons Album coming out?

[@TaterOfficial]

Over a year later but the Bigfoot cutout cracked me up because there’s one in a farm in my hometown. I don’t understand it either but they do have a Bigfoot Hunter’s Association in my town so there’s that I suppose

[@liamrenshaw6231]

Y is there 2 podcast missing on Spotify

[@Hardwired_Productions]

YES! WHAT ARE THESE BIGFOOT CUT OUTS! In Kentucky on Bluegrass Pkwy between Mm58-42 There is a huge one on a hill way off the road. So freaky the first time you caught it at 0300 in the morning!

[@HdTyvek]

as someone who also wants nothing to do with kids and found a girl that shares those opinions after years of dating. I feel mcnasty so hard on this one lol

[@OutlawJackBeau]

The big foot cutouts are everywhere in NC too , all over the mountains and farms

[@demuelgaming6450]

Mc nasty has been so fed up these last few podcasts, I think he is more made fun of than doooo

[@metalex568]

Specifically regarding the money thing from the last one: Mcnasty has beaten the dead horse so much, it came back and returned the favor.

[@iggycactus1789]

Marion, NC has a bigfoot festival every year. Started before covid, and every store is decked out/painted with pics or decorations of bigfoot. It's actually ridiculous.

[@MrKrubs-cu4hq]

Goons vs gorilla matchup: Doo: Scout McNasty: The Heavy Blarg: Demoman Soup: Pyro Versus Gorilla

[@arlopullman4926]

McNasty out here forgetting that the literal most famous dinosaur fossil of all time is an almost complete T-rex. My childhood dinosaur phase finally came in handy.

[@Gabe-zc5yk]

i love all y’all but this podcast should change from “the goons” to “goons vs McNasty”

[@kanearneson9109]

25:08 soup avatar scared of native americans

[@ryanstearns9724]

These consistent uploads are unusual but very appreciated

[@colinmiller3489]

Trogdor & Judas coming thru with that thang like ✝️