Frogs are friends - GOONS #34

[@SenpapiRick]

14:00 no matter how much I would of liked to include my clips into the comps I made for the Goons or others to basically free promote my stuff, I never did or didn't even think about doing so because that is in itself is just scummy af 1000%. I rather have people enjoy my stuff by their choice and not force my content down their esophagus in a video that they chosen to specifically enjoy to see the Goons/their friends. Common mannerism

[@TheWimpy]

True it’s very scummy

[@jacobwynne8767]

You deserve more love

[@SenpapiRick]

@@jacobwynne8767 💙💙💙💙

[@bvbgalaxy]

Thank you for the comp videos and hope you're doing well with your new content!!

[@kevinaweseom2866]

We love you

[@salt6248]

blarg absolutely dying at “huge frog fan” gives me life

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@Rryan8065]

Egg

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@Rryan8065 egg

[@Rryan8065]

@@xeno-xk4bd egg

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@Rryan8065 egg

[@rebelbarredrock]

blarg cackling over "big frog fan" is the greatest thing ive ever heard

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@memeking7120]

@@mr.tortaz8199 some people suck

[@MrRight...]

I don't think he's as funny as the others but he's a nice guy

[@cinnqminx]

I like ur Neko Atsume pfp of Billy 😄

[@Unknownusername1004]

Frog dude unfortunately overshadowed the fact that a Canadian got violent for the first time in history

[@PUSH_ME_AWAY_.mp3]

I love how right when the podcast starts Dooo says "I still have my hand down my shaft" 😂

[@jordanphillips7344]

It took me way to long to read this

[@rivulose8362]

DOWNNN?

[@taylorkane2828]

@@rivulose8362 YEAH THAT DISTURBED ME TOO

[@d7aneee]

lmao fr, i was caught off guard

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@dillysmallz8758]

Next Podcast Topic: (directed at Dooo and McNasty) are you or have you ever been worried your IRL friends might leak your identity for clout?

[@baileyredden7030]

This. They need to answer

[@ge0rge_saint_p0gg3rs7]

Must answer

[@DertMcDerty]

Wtf this isn't a must answer. If your friends are that scummy you should get new friends.

[@baileyredden7030]

@@DertMcDerty How would you know they'd leak your ID for clout? Please humor me.

[@prashantsarkar821]

Wow, an actual good topic in the comments

[@j_ziggg]

topic: describe what your stereotypical fan looks like / does

[@DnkyRL]

@Brutality ! dont think they get that far in life

[@killersopinion1829]

@@DnkyRL Well......I'm 47 with a career. That's kinda far in life.

[@DnkyRL]

@@killersopinion1829 did you mix plain milk with elmers glue, heard it has some effect

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@jared305]

cheeseburger with mustard

[@jacksonherman9630]

Topic: If a “Make a Wish” child’s wish was to meet Dooo/Mcnasty face to face before he possibly passes away, would Dooo/Mcnasty comply or reject his wish?

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@jacksonherman9630]

@@xeno-xk4bd spaghetti or meat

[@braydenlennon3497]

I mean, who are they gonna tell?

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@jacksonherman9630 egg

[@jayfromtheredneckriviera7956]

They answered this im a previous podcast

[@ZatArtwork]

We need a new screen format for the podcast to show Soup's live Tetris gameplay.

[@masterjames2627]

Epic

[@Death_Trooper-177]

What is soups streaming schedule ive never seen him put his link while streaming like blarg and Mcnasty

[@scheezy]

I seriously want to see Tetris gameplay overtop of the podcast

[@ohdangitsnix7404]

wheres the PETITION . 👁️👄👁️

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

@@Death_Trooper-177 if you're on Twitch, you'd get notifs only.

[@euphemia8769]

We don't need a Doo face reveal, we have mcnasty's descriptions

[@Fynn0Funn]

Shhhhhhhhh, let imaginations take its course

[@euphemia8769]

@@Fynn0Funn soft sour cream on a cracker ;) thank me later

[@puttumsftw8478]

@@euphemia8769 Plus soup said McNasty looks like Kevin from the office so thats how I imagine he looks

[@Fynn0Funn]

@@euphemia8769 mmmmmmm~

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

A mole rat?

[@elamain4719]

I’ve had quite literally nothing to do for about 30 minutes, thank you goons

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@tylerwilson7385]

Meat

[@elamain4719]

@@tylerwilson7385 spaghetti > meat

[@vtard8816]

Is your profile picture from one of tuxbirds thumbnails

[@vtard8816]

Yeah i found the video...it's called "Rainbow Six Siege's Troubling Truth" by Tuxbird

[@gersonelopre9962]

29:20 I've never heard blarg laugh that hard except maybe when he did the goose laugh

[@strawberrymilkshake2789]

Dooo: Yh I wanna have a few kids Every female within a 100 mile radius: *_[slowly opening legs]_*

[@02597q]

That frog conversation has to be one of my favourite moments from this podcast. Just Matt absolutely losing it while McNasty tries to get a word in lmao.

[@Cmadi13]

I was listening to this podcast while driving home from work and I laughed so hard during the beginning that I braked too hard and got rear ended. 10/10

[@sevvysweetsparkles6969]

Guess you can say that this podcast was a banger! *ba dum tss*

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

How do y'all drive or even walk around while listening to this podcast? All I can safely do is crochet. Even stitching was too dangerous as I hurt my fingies during an episode.😌

[@hunz8205]

@@sevvysweetsparkles6969 lmao

[@ethanisnothere1375]

"frogs are friends, not food" soup:

[@lobsterfudge9135]

frog soup

[@j_ziggg]

frogschwitz

[@lobsterfudge9135]

@@j_ziggg jew frogs and dog bacon

[@lobsterfudge9135]

@@j_ziggg frog ashes

[@pablomunoz4551]

Fun fact: the pretzel is folded to represent the placing of one’s hands on their shoulders when they receive a blessing, and that pretzels were made by German monks and were given to children after they received a blessing.

[@stbest0514]

This is the first episode that actually made me tear up, fucking hell.

[@yoomama1092]

Blarg: that's what 15 year old girls watch Me a 15 year old girl: no no we dont

[@sevvysweetsparkles6969]

A girl? Watching the goons? *such progressive times*

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Kids watching the goons? Woah...oh no. Ok fine then (0_o)

[@yoomama1092]

@@shruthimaniyodath7755 atleast I'm not 12 😂

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

@@yoomama1092 :) heh ok

[@bucky5634]

Uh yeah you deeeeefinitely doo

[@TheJaegerbomb101]

The way soup says "excuse me?" At 29:20 just had me dying lol

[@popcornpony8420]

Ikr lol

[@mclovin9194]

I already know blarg gonna love the hell out of his kids and teach em a bunch of stuff

[@Ex0tic_6]

Blarg dying to he’s a fan of frogs is hilarious 😂 😂💀

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Egg

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Meat

[@sliceofcheese8360]

@@Death_Trooper-177 spaghetti

[@Inferiis]

and now he's a fan of frogs.. :D

[@tuckerbeaulieu7391]

Flossing with Jesus should be a name of a metal album

[@kingstonlabelle6954]

New username

[@phantomsamurai4400]

@@kingstonlabelle6954 wait 206 so 205 people have that user name 😂

[@kingstonlabelle6954]

@@phantomsamurai4400 no lol just random numbers

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@kingstonlabelle6954]

@@xeno-xk4bd frog

[@mazobojo]

The frog bucket was real I’m shaking

[@claracallejo2824]

Disappointed they didn't throw the frogs at the wall

[@notsmii7y]

As soon as mcnasty talked about the frog bucket I was laughing so hard I cried

[@Nick.11]

32:54 Dooo: OR WHITE! LMAO

[@snoopycat5828]

This intro has to be the best one yet

[@dr.roundbottom31]

Check out "Mcnasty's weirdest kink", definitely one for the books when it comes to intros

[@snoopycat5828]

@@dr.roundbottom31 it definitely is 😂

[@aghastsatyr3132]

Dooo: I’m feeling a little more alpha McNasty: I’m bout to ruin this whole mans career😎😂

[@ゲームと呼んだ]

In the words of Da Baby “LETS GOOO”

[@Zeusnoodles]

Less go*

[@rafale2012]

Sheeeesh

[@opscore92]

les gooo*

[@elamain4719]

Amen 🙏

[@yaboipktendo]

In the words of Mario "Lets-a Go"

[@nodnarb3772]

35:04 "Would you guys be there for me if I was going goose hunting?"

[@jimmysony841]

I'm gonna have a luscious night listening to the rest of this with that kind of Intro

[@bigfatbear943]

*TOPIC:* What is your favorite cereal.

[@wertzlegendz1497]

Oh god if they answer this its gonna turn into a fight

[@imiilwaynelol7516]

Mcnasty is gonna judge soup for what he eats

[@GoofyShjt]

Probably nails

[@DnkyRL]

@Im Errorz explosive flavour

[@ancientdwarf7009]

Hey dooo, i finally asked my piano teacher if I could learn Ascend with him and I’m officially learning ascend with an old guy

[@0_beeno_0]

HUGE W

[@starmonkey9224]

51:53 "I DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE"

[@bodelawrie7217]

Dooo should call the girls who are obsessed with him Doooupies.

[@HawaiianForgeStudios]

Ima just tell blarg right now, the only way hes never having kids is if he remains celibate, my mother was on birth control and my father used a condom and the condom broke and apparently the birth control was ass and here I came. So yea, that shit helps but its not a guarantee it seems.

[@p_o_o_g8139]

Damn bro you should be a middle school health teacher

[@cameronsmith4932]

Or he could get a vasectomy and his girlfriend can get her tubes tied

[@x_J03y_x]

My mother had an IUD (>99% effective) put in after my sister born . A few months later, she refused to believe the results of a pregnancy test. She went to the doctor and found out the IUD slipped out place. And here I am today.

[@WilliamPertzer]

Why are there so many mistakes in the comments today? (no offense)

[@dylangniot8766]

Abortion is also an option

[@thefranfranzz7324]

Goons, please have Dooo play Huniepop. It will be great content for you guys.

[@Acox-cm5tw]

Love seeing the podcast every week! also this podcast is numero 1 in Bumpass, Denmark!

[@BeeEye-w7y]

"No kid likes them" Me who grew up eating normal pretzels:

[@micribsandwich3773]

Y’all need to make some merch, I would totally buy some

[@ohdangitsnix7404]

ummmmmm....? is that a sarcastic joke because if not ..... they do have merch but its not GOONS merch its their own channel merch ......there channel link are in the description ...... im sure that will lead u to their merch somehow

[@maxi9017]

@@ohdangitsnix7404 I think he means goons merch

[@bonydawk1295]

The fucking mayonnaise part almost killed me, Everything was going dark and all I could hear was my breath leaving me. Fucking amazing.

[@willdebaca4914]

I have a cruel frog story. My father was a US Air Force aircraft crew chief for F-16s in Germany in the '80s, meaning he was like a mechanic guy. He was stationed at Ramstein Air Force Base, which had a creek running through it. They also had these big containers of liquid nitrogen or some freezing liquid. What they would do is they'd go to the creek, catch a frog, and put the frog in the liquid nitrogen and freeze it. Because some frogs i think can survive being frozen, the frogs would still be alive. Then, they'd go into the hanger and throw the frozen frogs onto the cement tarmac as hard as they could and the frogs would shatter like glass.

[@matthewtellez1196]

Topic: Super trippy crazy or scary dreams you’ve guys had. Or times if you’ve been saved or have saved anyone by something or someone

[@PG03TheGod]

34:10 YOHO Peg the Poop Deck :D

[@austincowell6136]

Thank fuck you guys uploaded, bored at work and need something to listen to that can make me laugh. Haven't listened yet, but had to say it!

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

I feel you dude. Just the fact that there's a new episode makes my day better.

[@Rozu999]

Was waiting for this

[@omgupta1410]

Blarg and Soup should show their face; Dooo can show his lower body like he normally does on his Omegle videos: Mcnasty can keep a box on his head I guess

[@JayJ_]

nah, he should just wear a box on his head

[@kyranrykers5476]

McNasty should just show his forehead like he does on Twitter xD

[@elvenado7763]

nostradamus here

[@uvelin777]

Friendly neighborhood frogcast

[@theogandyrew]

Topic: What is the craziest 4th of July Party you’ve had? Or Canada Day for Blarg.

[@liamrybarczyk8985]

I like how it took blarg 20 mins to talk about his cousin liking frogs.

[@epsolion]

I don’t think I can use this podcast for a school project

[@Ingeb91]

Yeah your teacher would probably beat you.

[@knownaasher1512]

@@Ingeb91 I love when my teacher beats me

[@jacasteasers]

@@knownaasher1512 kinky

[@knownaasher1512]

@@jacasteasers 😏

[@icychill105]

26:55 gave me a ptsd flashback to sitting in a teachers room and everything was green and covered in frogs, she loved aything frog decor

[@joeyscooterman7602]

i think one of the funniest moments in any of your guys videos was the one where soup said “i’m a saint jude bitch”. i was laughing for like 10 mintues straight

[@sevvysweetsparkles6969]

Wow that's an old ass clip

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

31:36 TRUE. This could be attributed to the fact that we as humans have to ability and level of consciousness to communicate and stand up for ourselves, while most animals/smaller creatures are unable to do so and are helpless in most cases.

[@Jacoke]

Topic: what is a unusually food combo that you like example: French fries dipped in milkshake

[@nicholassabev69]

10 topic ideas for the goons 1. If you were to be on the show naked and afraid, between the 4 of you who would you pick to partner with? (maybe Grizzy could be an option) 2. If you all were to have a 1v1 fistfight with each other who would win the most fights? 3. Rank these types of foods from worst to best: Chinses, Italian, Mexican, American, Greek? 4. What is your favorite instrument excluding the guitar? 5. Just before you die, you can ask god one question about the world and he will give you the true answer, what would you ask? 6. Would you consider purchasing the KFConsle? 7. If you had to choose between Rainbow Six Seige or CSGO, to be allowed to play one game for the rest of your life, and to never play the other game which would you choose? 8. Would you murder each other to get a free one-night stand with Madison Beer? 9. Would you rather be extremely allergic to your favorite food or forced to eat your least favorite food once a week? 10. Would you rather sweat milk or every time you fart you would shit a gallon of diarrhea?

[@finngalvin6230]

Hey guys, I wanna thank you for always making me laugh. My girlfriend of 3 years that I planned to marry was killed in a car accident a few days ago and you cheer me up. Also, a topic: what is your idea of a perfect future? i.e. wife, kids, house, pets, whatever.

[@kyranrykers5476]

Hey I'm sorry about that man... How are you holding up? Are things better now? All the love and prayers for your healing man🖤

[@gabrielflo5932]

45:33 well out here in southern Arizona I-19 is all in kilometers bc we have so much Mexican traffic going thru Tucson. I-19 goes straight to Nogales (boarder town) and then connects to I-10 which goes from East to west coast. So a lot of Mexican traffic and kilometers.

[@CacklingBean0567]

Next Podcast Topic: If there was an instance where one goon had to die to save the others,(including grizzy) who would each of you vote for to die and why?

[@1poundofchocolate70]

I agree with Blarg, with me it’s on sight with a child, i feel like punting every child I have ever seen

[@manuelgallegos5741]

I wonder how many people are listening to this podcast at the same time as me .

[@DiamondBerry84]

Us

[@joshcameron1973]

Same

[@void_enby4226]

Boop

[@waynewilson8303]

The goonz tictok is how i started watching all of thedoo’s, blarg’s and soup’s videos. Started watching in march

[@orionv.13]

My doctor says the chemotherapy isn’t able to help my cancer do to me watching this content 😂

[@thatonemetalhead4176]

ok?

[@thegoodone4104]

BLARG HAD THE BEST FRENCH TEACHER EVER WTF WE STAN ETIENNE

[@leilandkerr2775]

Lolz im dying you can give the goons podcast one word and they can make fun of it

[@irmacsladle538]

We used to have “frog nights” at my grandparents farm where we’d go around grabbing frogs and putting them in a bucket. Basically we had frog nights and frog buckets

[@teartrapz2897]

Frogs are condoms

[@zacharymitchell4474]

Lowkey wish we had soups Tetris in the background lmao

[@bucky5634]

I concur

[@Kaliphissis]

5:30 I am german and I never eat pretzels with mustard. I always eat them with butter and everybody I know eats them also like that, but I think this is because I live in Bavaria. Everyone here eats pretzels like that I think, because that is like every bakery sells them as: either normal pretzels or they have just straigth up butter-pretzels in the storefront... Also I never heard of mustard pretzels until now

[@catoninetails]

Frogs are friends, not food The French: 👁👄👁

[@rincce4618]

Average frog fan vs average toad enjoyer

[@erikfischer5257]

Ham sandwich

[@haley.1]

People reuploading clips really does help reach a wider audience. I saw the “sponsored by fire” clip in a vine compilation and died laughing so I looked y’all up and have been watching since

[@neilshinde3342]

WHOLESOME TOPIC: If Soup, Blarg, Mcnasty, Dooo and Grizzy were a family; Who'd be the dad, mom, the youngest baby, the middle child and the eldest kid?

[@JayE535]

Mcnasty was a second away from calling doo a cute supple Virgin😂

[@yoohoourmum632]

Please new podcast I’m dying

[@zacksummers8841]

soup calling rye chips brown peices. lol yall make ma day just that much better.

[@lostlothbrok7156]

Counting the days till the misfits guest star on this podcast 🤙

[@searra]

Whenever I think of frogs, I think of the frog pool

[@rndmdrwrreedr8483]

Has blarg ever sung? Like we hear the other three all the time and blarg’ll sometimes joke about with them but I’ve never heard him properly sing...

[@eternallyotaku1289]

I'm replying to keep tabs. Gotta know.

[@cheekclappa7192]

Same.

[@Kill0trocity]

The most screwed up thing I did as a kid, I got a small thermos like cup, put sewing pins in it, put a frog in, then shook the shit out of it. Regret.

[@anthonybynum11]

the mcnasty x dooo fanfic is growing after this video also question Would you ever allow someone to play games with you

[@typicalyoda68]

I want you four to know I love listening to you guys while I work, it makes my night

[@chalicebearer]

Topic: If you could be the writer of any copyrighted song ever made, which would you choose?

[@sevvysweetsparkles6969]

They're gonna choose Kevin McLeod

[@shawnswitser4826]

Love your podcast! Listen to it while I drive for work, probably get weird looks when Im by myself in a truck dying from laughter 😂😂

[@no-oneimportant8709]

Kids necessarily aren’t bad, it just depends on who raises them, how they’re raised and the environment they grow up in.

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Spaghetti or meat??

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Egg

[@Queenie_Plays_]

True

[@scheezy]

Meatghetti or Spag?

[@coriblake8900]

I had a teacher, His name is Mr. Alee. He was a history teacher, and he would teach you in the most AWESOME way. He had a trailer in the back of the school attached to another. One would sometimes be covered in plastic. (I know, hear me out here.) My first lesson was dealing with confederates and Native Americans. I was a guard and he 'scalped' the guard, then explain why in history that was important. He would get you into the time and place of history and you would interact and learn. He was so awesome and I loved having his class. And believe it or not? That was my highest grade I had, out of everything because I'm a visual learner, and it was 'fun'.

[@carsonwilliams3796]

Topic: For each of the Goons Members, what happened when they were the angriest you have seen them, and why were they mad?

[@AwayAFK]

31:46 Soup sings when he cries. How nice.

[@zaniak8643]

Mmmmmmm grizzeh

[@minimyser9553]

I really needed this

[@eaouhnugs6767]

Topic: whats your guys worst restauraunt experiences

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

I just listened to the episode on Spotify. My cheeks hurt. I realize now that I'd been smiling for an hour. Wow. ✌🏻

[@schneidog]

Question: if you could go back in your childhood and change anything about yourself or any decision you made, What would it be and why.

[@ohokaye817]

It’s so funny hearing “French is our Spanish” cause I always assumed Americans just knew that

[@dogeclark2265]

Topic: Have any of you been in fights at school or witnessed any particularly bad ones?

[@NandL4life]

I'm so happy to have this to listen to at the beginning of the work week. Also, I am one of the women obsessed with the Dooo😍

[@charlieanderton330]

Which of the goons houses do you like and hate the most

[@skimbeeble6143]

Just got to work on a Monday and I'm blessed by this. Thank god.

[@jayfromtheredneckriviera7956]

Question would you ever consider doing the podcast live On KZbin and take questions from the chat?

[@igorgomez1728]

Soup’s impersonation of his mexican friend is on point 🤣

[@Nick.11]

You guys need to use the Franken Tuz's intro for the podcast from now on

[@spacevlynx3225]

You kinda predicted something

[@Nick.11]

@@spacevlynx3225 Yeah, ikr xD