Empire of Sin: Just Business

[@DoorMonster]

How do you think each Door Monster crew member would run their own crime family? A few of us have already played, and we all had very different runs. You can support the channel by trying out the game yourself with our link! - play.empireofsingame.com/DoorMonster

[@Gurmudgin]

I think the perfectly normal beard gang would do extremely well, I mean they already have been scamming some prevalent figures for YEARS (let alone the chosen one).

[@jmfs1701]

Hey Guys, great work. Glad things are "buisness" as usual.

[@spacewalkergaming1846]

I live in Chicago and all im saying is that there are some people who look alot like mob bosses and they may or may not offer (protection) for a cost And they may or may not be the people in this video

[@blackdragonxtra]

Badly

[@RoseDragoness]

bizzznisss. it is just bizzzzniss. So, does paradox also asks you to do bloodlines 2? :D

[@paradoxinteractive]

Finally someone that appreciates a realistic approach to diplomacy

[@Punched_Kuze]

2nd amendment American diplomacy?

[@metenrog]

It’s a cop!

[@Svansloot]

Thank you for joining us mr mayor

[@josepena9152]

Bruh 😂

[@somerando6243]

I know right

[@hannahbraggins4515]

That accent. It's really... something quite special

[@charleshaines9715]

It's the cat's pajamas

[@just_jays_life]

It's like the hobo, but... speakeasy.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Its the bee's knees

[@privateer2584]

It kinda moves all over the country... I love it!

[@RazTheBaz]

Its like Broden from Aunty Donna.

[@alainpbat3903]

This feels like if the irishman was directed by cocaine

[@GeneralHayateTCG]

what do you mean? i WASNT watching the irishman right now?

[@maxmach4361]

I'm quite sure that both were.

[@theblackbaron4119]

It sounds drunk and a bit off, but it's funny :)

[@conorwalsh767]

Irishman Speedrun Any%

[@robbiegarber898]

I don't know what accent that was Kyle was trying to emulate, but I will be appropriating it for many NPCs in the future.

[@robertnett9793]

He sounded a bit like this totally different person - you know that hobo-guy selling stuff for $7...

[@gekolvr0734]

I don't know you at all, but now I hate you just a little bit

[@elonwhatever]

@@gekolvr0734 That seems fair

[@Patrick462]

Accent? I thought it was stroke.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Im mad he didnt keep it up thru the whole vid includin ad slot and outro!

[@cjaym]

So this is how Cave Johnson funded Aperture Science.

[@Yorie1234]

that theory does fit with this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4vdenl3rZ2gaJo

[@gabrielschmid1854]

So you saw the picture as well

[@gracehuntsman8868]

@@Yorie1234 This is absolutely the self-referential-with-five-year-time-gap crazyness I signed up for

[@_the_bomb]

Did anyone else notice all the cave Johnson portraits in the background?

[@cjaym]

@@_the_bomb Not I. I just had a gut feeling that Cave Johnson was somehow involved.

[@johnlienhart2717]

If this is what Paradox is spending my DLC money on, then money well spent.

[@DanielBerke]

I think I've got a few left I haven't bought yet, be right back!

[@Psycho250785]

Pity the game was shit though

[@bificommander7472]

"Would you be my son's godfather at his baptism?" "I would be honored. I'll be there." *RATATATATATA* "These religious ceremonies always bring a tear to my eye. *

[@CommisarHood]

"Yeah but did you have to shoot the priest and the two of the uncles?" "Hey business is business sweetie I don't make the rules."

[@greenstatue46]

Recently watched family Guy episode like this

[@MrTohawk]

I can't decide if that is makeup, a real black eye, or just the results of his usual lack of sleep.

[@DoorMonster]

Me either.

[@IrDaNoobKing]

@@DoorMonster neither*

[@amyshaw893]

@@IrDaNoobKing sounds like you understood what they said though, so does it really matter

[@Awelbeckk]

@@amyshaw893 * Sound likes yu understanded what they ... err ... sayed throu...ghouth, so.... Awww I suck a spell shaming. :(

[@talltroll7092]

@@Awelbeckk > I suck a spell shaming. Like this : BAD PRESTIDIGITATION! NO!

[@142doddy]

Woah those aren't just old timey costumes, They're the old timey costumes the characters in the game are wearing

[@DoorMonster]

Yes, look at that production value!

[@142doddy]

@@DoorMonster Looking Sharp! I think that one guy might be a cop though

[@Patrick462]

wow I missed that, gonna have to buy the game.

[@PrinceofArfon]

@@DoorMonster I looked, I looked! Such value!

[@majormelon8855]

@@DoorMonster Marx: Seize him!

[@Auntique]

British Elvis isn't real, he can't hurt you Kyle:

[@Sasquench]

I questioned all of the Cave Johnson portraits at first, but this definitely fits with his brand of BUSINESS.

[@DoorMonster]

Hey, good you see you!

[@kevinericsnell4092]

Every drink at the speakeasy comes with a slice of lemon

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

4:19 "And it's really gone a long way towards helping us STAY SANE-" Exactly two minutes earlier: *picture proof that Kyle and Rachel are absolutely not staying sane during the lockdown*

[@OccultistLord4812]

2:19 two minutes earlier

[@LordDungeonMaster]

This is even more impressive when you know that this was probably filmed in two different households

[@DoorMonster]

We were in fact nowhere near each other, just a bunch of carefully planned lighting and green screens.

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

@@DoorMonster amazing work. Props, accents.. well just say a lot to love about the video. How long did it take y'all to put it together?

[@firestorm165]

@@DoorMonster By the quiver of Artemis someone get this team a bottle or 5 of highland whiskey. They surely need it

[@pearsegallagher106]

@@firestorm165 the quiver of artemis? is that actually said

[@firestorm165]

@@pearsegallagher106 I say it. Beyond that who cares? Lok

[@Kell_Craask]

Hey Kyle, how's 'business'? Kyle: *BOOMIN'*

[@victorcharles27]

We have a boomer here😂

[@quinnsinclair7028]

I just realized that they mostly live in completely separate households, which means that this is very well cut and composited together to give the impression that they're in the same location. The shadows in the shooting scenes are especially impressive and the over the shoulder shot of one person green screen over the shot of Alison and Kyle really tie it together. I wouldn't have noticed at all if I hadn't rewatched the video looking for it.

[@CommisarHood]

"I'd like some help setting up a fundraiser to build a new park." "Of course the local area could do with some natural beauty." (One Gunfight later) "My god I love giving back to the community!"

[@johnhawthorne1084]

Empire of sin? The only sin I see is the distinct lack of whales >:(

[@repubblesmcglonky8990]

The real sin was them plagiarising Omerta: City of Gangsters lol

[@lessar2721]

man people miss the civ vids

[@Gurmudgin]

Wait do we even know what whales are yet?

[@bificommander7472]

Don Ghandi is gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

[@Gurmudgin]

@@bificommander7472 Don Ghandi, I got the whales, please stop nuking seahenge!

[@ThomasSleightholm]

I love that this implies that Cave Johnson has mob connections

[@Shuizid]

Well didn't he develope lemon-granades? Feel like he would thrive in that "business"?

[@DoorMonster]

Somehow we only just now remembered that we have a video about exactly that.

[@gracehuntsman8868]

@@DoorMonster Oh what that wasn't intentional? (you shouldn't have told us that, I was totally falling for it ;) )

[@parsival]

1:21 I love the random Cave Johnson painting in the background

[@amelia02004]

I wonder why they have it so commonly.

[@phoebegilliland8897]

Kyle painted it years ago.

[@blax140]

appature science got enough money by running a mafia to be funded

[@amelia02004]

@@phoebegilliland8897 he painted a copy of the painting you see in old aperture?(I'm sure you see an identical painting in old aperture science)

[@phoebegilliland8897]

@@amelia02004 yes, he did. It's shown up in several of the other videos. Someone once asked Kyle if he had painted it himself. He said he had, though it took him a couple years.

[@doxazo5512]

“I’m trying to run a BuSiNeSs here”

[@robertyang4365]

Honestly, I’m so happy that Door Monster has made a return to sketches. I’m happy, the viewers are happy, seems like Door Monster is happy, and we’re happy for their happiness as well!

[@Fractlegoid]

The framed picture of Cave Johnson in the background adds a lot.

[@Awelbeckk]

Yeah, it really ties the room together

[@-Offstar]

Fun fact the money shown in this video is actually the sponsorship money they were given.

[@togerumisu]

Business is simple: -you want something, you take it -you need someone off your back bribe them (or just give them a free vacation) -you want something done, go ahead and shoot your problems away -you having internal struggles don’t worry just kick them out and then marry em later for more influential business and/ or give them a permanent residence beneath the floorboards -And Lastely... -Do it all with an Inconceivable Accent That’s Buisness.

[@moto2442]

It's not a bribe if it isn't money! That is why I carry $3000 bottles of scotch to gift to police officers

[@togerumisu]

@@moto2442 A free Vacation is a much simpler solution. It’s a permanent fix too!

[@moto2442]

@@togerumisu Is it though? People will investigate a free 'vacation'. People won't investigate someone getting some more expensive booze than normal.

[@togerumisu]

@@moto2442 True in such a case Money solves everything.

[@Bobberation]

Rachel at 2:24, laughing maniacally while overpouring a drink, is my spirit animal .

[@BettimusFrostCafe]

Mine too 😂

[@EgonTheGreat.]

What.....what do you mean overpour? You arent suposed to pour that much?

[@Ghostrecall_M]

Not a very healthy spirit animal.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Rachel at 2:42, eating away at her earnings is my spirit animal

[@Kirkmaximus]

Poor Ian. All he wanted was to be included. Love the amount of Cave Johnson included in this video.

[@timcleveland154]

Nice to see Kyle running such a successful legitimate business. The skits are fun too.

[@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457]

"Oh thats cute, buy yourself a soda" passes him a stack of bills

[@greywolf7577]

Inflation.

[@rocketforthree4479]

4:00 "Various Nefarious" is a perfect name for a gang, I'm taking that.

[@spenceduggs]

This is unironically in my Top Ten Fave Door Monster Sketches. Something about Kyle's line delivery just keeps me coming back

[@DoorMonster]

Honestly same

[@bunnywaffles1190]

The word 'business' has stopped having any meaning to me at all after watching this.

[@theblackbaron4119]

*BUSINESS!*

[@dominicanstey7309]

I ran the numbers. On average, 'business' is said once every 11 seconds.

[@sythegod448]

semantic satiation

[@prestonlve3069]

THAT'S HOW MAFIA WORKS

[@quintindegroot7436]

The money throwing sound effect is just *chef's kiss*

[@willbird3493]

I’ve never played this game, but the production quality on this video is REAL high (in a good way)

[@halfastudio]

It's the game that could buy John Romero's respect back for people

[@Nuclearburrit0]

Is there a BAD way for a video to have high quality production?

[@willbird3493]

@@Nuclearburrit0 some could consider the statement sarcastic

[@eric_moore-6126]

"Real" was in all caps, so some people may have thought it was sarcasm, if the contrary hadn't been clarified.

[@TheCart54321]

It's exactly like this skit, I can promise you that

[@arielfuchs316]

I can tell that they worked hard on those Brooklyn accents. Racheals was to[p notch and kyles was hilarious.

[@reuvengritters2983]

Another excellent video. Paradox chose a good partner for these; I've actually bought Crusader Kings and Prison Architect because of your videos (and enjoyed them immensely). I'll have to give this one a look too.

[@DoorMonster]

That's awesome to hear! We're glad you've enjoyed the games :)

[@willowdove6703]

There’s a Prison Architect one?!

[@reuvengritters2983]

@@willowdove6703 Oh yeah! kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6LNlICfrL-hhMU&ab_channel=DoorMonster

[@pyrofan80]

Ok, I REALLY want to play this game now. The Door Monster DLC.

[@stephenraymond0607]

Yess i would buy a DLC that adds kyle as a mob boss

[@chaseprice9021]

God no. I'm waiting for them to fix the game first, please don't take my money

[@lforlight]

I spy Enrico Dandolo, Cave Johnson, King Kyle, immortal Jefferey, immortal Keanu Reeves, "immortal" Matt Damon, Kyle's grandfather, Joseph Ducreux.

[@ethancook7730]

Door monster skits about a game are so much more effective at selling the game then any other advertisement.

[@corvusnull5204]

I bought stellaris because of their sketch.

[@lemonandgaming6013]

i bought elite dangerous because of them, loved it

[@pg3384]

During that whole scene with the laughing, for honest to god I couldn't stop myself from laughing alongside them.

[@BurntL]

It appears that the recipe for a great video consists of a wonderful myriad of delectable accents, a genuinely amusing scene of business hysteria and at least two Cave Johnsons.

[@KruhlSentru]

You can tell Door Monster is back to their usual skits by the rings under Kyle's eyes.

[@Christiangamer22]

2:52 Kyle's face + the realization that the painting behing them is of Cave Johnson. I want my lungs back.

[@thechargingturtle3537]

The education system is wack, just let me watch door monster without having to write an SA

[@birb125]

Agreed

[@patheronaetherson2860]

Yeah. Especially with schools shut down while bars and restaurants are/were open for indoor service

[@sanddry738]

@@patheronaetherson2860 You’re lucky if schools are closed in some places. Universities especially have no shame right now.

[@patheronaetherson2860]

@@sanddry738 Y'know what... That is a fair point, all things considered my fellow conservative.

[@ardinhelme687]

Ah, classic door monster quality. Only thing missing is an extortionist hobo cameo, you know he's involved in the business...

[@UCeagle79]

He will be in the DLC

[@Vexin980]

He's the boss

[@TheOnlyToblin]

I'm pretty sure this is the Extortionist Hobo before modern times. He just hasn't grown the beard yet.

[@Siptom369]

Can we just appreciate the way he talks during the entire episode

[@BloodBathFenix]

Kyle's acting versatility is just fucking inspiring. We are BLESSED to have him and his team doing videos on youtube. They all maxxed out charisma.

[@bluevenom5745]

I love how the money at the end is tossed up but goes straight

[@raynmanshorts9275]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the costume and set design? Absolutely incredible.

[@johncargille7722]

Kyle doing any type of accent automatically makes my day better

[@williambrilliant1419]

This might be the best door monster short ever. It’s amazing what this crew can do when someone actually gives them the budget they deserve.

[@senaesul3128]

This commerical is way too good. I honestly think that slapstick style comedic advertisements would translate super well to KZbin Ads.

[@civotkon]

It bears repeating: this channel is underrated.

[@Ozification]

This should actually be played as a youtube commercial. This is astounding! Amazing work!

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you!

[@mirjanbouma]

The only YT commercial longer than 30 seconds that I would watch, no contest.

[@DionysusEleuther]

Well... I have a business degree, a criminal record, a completed Empire of Sin playthrough, and I still have no idea what's going on here. Great work.

[@dr.bright1419]

3:33 I really feel bad for the officer but seeing the mob boss have a soft side for him trying is cute

[@Elessar00]

3:26 Ahh, the great leader Enrico Dandolo's portrait on the background just makes this a lot better.

[@playwars3037]

I wonder if the Cave Johnson portait in the background was intentional. If it was, it's an awesome callback to that old video with the portal gun, where Cave Johnson had the funding for Aperture Science and the portal gun project (and explosive lemons project) funded by the mafia.

[@JRC99]

BYIZHNESSH

[@rinastar1952]

Biaeoaishssnyaiuces!!!!!

[@thegradyfiles]

Cops: exist Everyone: Shut up and take my money

[@modelcitizenvlad]

I genuinely forgot Paradox was publishing this one, but it looked good even without their quality assurance so I'm hitting buy now.

[@amidamaru4414]

Oof

[@veermudambi5795]

Literally throwing money at the problem.

[@gracehuntsman8868]

I'm not saying this is how you get corrupt cops but this is how you get corrupt cops

[@chase1210]

Somehow and someway, I am sure that money and violent is the answer.

[@Skullhawk13]

I have to say that if we keep the quality door monster content, That I think you guys getting sponsors is great. You’ve thus far only taken them from good people so even better. I support you guys, and it’s great to have you back. Just keep your health in mind, your fans are on your side!

[@dantrianon4248]

Love you guys! Kyle’s actuation keeps improving beyond reason! And Allison is amazing

[@kiwi8105]

This is by far my favorite door monster sketch.

[@alainpbat3903]

I feel like kyle should scream I drink your milkshake at the end

[@shanejacobs3100]

I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@Patrick462]

0:45 Dame with an attitude 0:58 Lawyer doin' business 1:25 Dame 2 with an attitude 3:17 Left-handed handshake

[@Lord-Professor]

I cannot explain why, but this is my favorite thing.

[@wolfpackconstructour9348]

I feel as if this mob boss is the Hobo's great grandfather. The manic speech and movements fit perfectly.

[@wolfpackconstructour9348]

It also explains his interest in money since he's gotta make the family fortune back after dear ol' gramps threw it all at the cops.

[@Haseri8]

I think Kyle's invented not only a new accent, but an entirely new mafia stereotype

[@nevsneedles5469]

Both Rachel and Allison's accents reminded me of Jean Hagen and I loved it.

[@Sean-ne3gx]

I know this is far fetched, but while watching I just kept thinking "So that's where the Hobo got his start back in the day"

[@realdragon]

So where is the sin? It's just a bunch of businessmen talking to each other

[@marcusbrody6631]

I love Kyle's accent in this. Scratch that, I love all the accents in this.

[@sellicott]

This video is criminally under viewed. I have lost count of the number of times I have rewatched it.

[@captainbritain7379]

I think this is your most consistently funny sketch yet. Usually your strength is the tremendous punchlines, but I couldn’t stop laughing throughout this!

[@cinderblaze714]

Love the Calvin and Hobbs collection in the background! Love you guys!

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*You had way too much fun with that low warbling, and I love it.*

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

This is frankly THE best kind of sponsored content: well put together, shows off the product without being obtuse, and funny as heck

[@reubenoakley8967]

I was about to leave for work, then I saw a Door Monster notification... I've got time!

[@zdwlees]

NEW UPLAOD!!! I found this channel last year, and I went back to watch so many things, i can't believe it isn't as high as it should be. KEEP UP THE GREAT CONTENT.

[@redrosedancer]

Me: Man, I think I might like Kyle's character in this video even more than I like Hobo. My boyfried: This IS his Hobo character, just in the before times. Me. 🤯

[@greywolf7577]

These kinds of businesses drive you insane.

[@patricktsao9630]

What. The HELL. Is Kyle's accent. Why. The HELL. Do I love it. SO MUCH.

[@patricktsao9630]

HE SOUNDS LIKE IRON BULL. FROM DRAGON AGE. Like a hoity toity Iron Bull. Just picture him saying "vints" using that voice.

[@sanddry738]

The pacing and accent in this is absolutely amazing and I don’t even know the game xD “Just Business” indeed

[@gpolonia]

I love your paradox schetchs. Glad to see them working out for you

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

You can tell they had fun with this one

[@damoclesecoe7184]

Took me a second, but I just realized the -cop's- _not a cop's_ glasses were tinted red and blue. Comedy Gold.

[@theosalem2875]

Hey, Enrico Dandolo is there in a portrait at the end

[@alexp6013]

I love the pic from when Jeffrey was immortal being in the background, as well as the references to Venice

[@harrisonsmetana2506]

Wait I didn’t expect my idea of how mafias work to be so correct

[@ServantofBaal]

All the voices were on point. "Who do you think you are?!?" Done so perfectly

[@UCeagle79]

Honestly... I would watch a whole series of this. Kyles acting was weird at first grew on me. And the stories you could tell... I hope to see more of these.

[@FatethePain]

I'm glad you guys are back to sketches, this is one of my favorites! Onward and upward!

[@gracehuntsman8868]

I'm just gonna assume that you came up with the outfits for this sketch first and then Paradox decided to add them into the game - especially Rachel just looks exactly like the game footage mob lady (alsoalso: everyone's found Cave Johnston but I spotted a Matlocke at 3:26 ^^)

[@Bigus-Brainus]

This is one of the only sponsored videos I've seen that actually gets me interested in a game.

[@heatherbruce3186]

Best accents yet. This was the cat's meow, hunny. 😘

[@Volthoom]

Somehow i knew this one was written by Kyle without even looking in the description. Your style's unique man. A-a-and now i'm off to watch a terrifying monkey-suit man's video about the same game.

[@The3ddfan]

Already had this on my radar. Seems like a realistic Chicago simulator.

[@resileaf9501]

I am so glad for the cooperation with Paradox. They're a great company to make adds/videos for.