If Pokedex Entries Were Literal 2 (Compilation)

[@XxAnimenatorxX]

Nintales: is a Ninetaled-fox Dorkly: Dog.

[@robbywally9599]

Charizard: is a flaming dragon Dorkly: dinosaur

[@lancethedecayedguardian2719]

@@robbywally9599 Tbh not even pokemon views him as an official dragon

[@KennyMcDonaldo]

I'm sensing naruto vibes

[@tackthefox6754]

@@KennyMcDonaldo I WILL BE THE LA-

[@xmace6206]

@Joshua Fischer or Kyubbi

[@AdolfoDeaquino]

"Cubone it always wears the skull of its dead mother" Ditto: Give It Back

[@ravenlet]

*._.*

[@alexdemeter1455]

She call it my hospital

[@GoldenKirby]

Clever

[@marcuslaffey1637]

I just noticed that when the Cubone mother explodes, there's 2 skulls. One goes flying off the screen

[@b13stl1ama6]

@@marcuslaffey1637 that's the mother's mother's skull

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

The real trick in Pokemon is to find that one pokemon that isn't a murderous psychopath out to destroy the world.

[@lanaidklol7118]

Pichu?

[@ArtisChronicles]

But those are the best Pokemon competitively

[@rrrproductionsYeah]

Azurill. Unlike pichu, at least pichu can burn you with electricity. Azurill is a big crybaby and can’t to squat to you

[@rackrevival4353]

Magikarp

[@Fantasticbrownie99]

Togepi

[@Aurea0522]

*”Oh shit he’s gonna become the Sun everybody run runnnn”*

[@Rexivious]

Tell me when I seen this I just got on that part😂

[@ShowerEnjoyer99]

0:01

[@seandunne4931]

NOBODY CAN RUN FROM THE SUN!!!

[@DEV-rw7eu]

*"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER"*

[@Kurokami112]

There's nowhere to run, there's only hell, realized on earth...

[@cooperhewett-marx7507]

That "The more you know" thing KILLED me

[@mistylover2082]

And knowing is / the battle😀👍GI JOE!!!!!!

[@taresauce3759]

Literally

[@samuelsaathvik5424]

Send the timestamp please 😅

[@ThisGuyHasName]

Did it kill you quicker than the Cubone mother

[@samuelsaathvik5424]

@@ThisGuyHasName that's a joke dude don't take it seriously 😑

[@keynanmartinez]

Dorkly wouldn't be here if Nintendo didn't have a messed up Imagination on these Pokemon.

[@Golemoid]

Well, Gamefreak. Nintendo is just a publisher.

[@alecity4877]

Well, the ratata thing is a real thing with some animals.

[@ArtisChronicles]

@@Golemoid technically there's 3 or 4 companies that own Pokemon. There's a company literally called the Pokemon company. I do believe Nintendo itself has say in how things go with Pokemon. Rather that's probably why a lot of spin offs exist.

[@ArtisChronicles]

@@alecity4877 guinea pigs are one of those animals that constantly need stuff to gnaw on.

[@jamestinsley3110]

You ever think that Pokemon is literally Hell.

[@daleketchup7434]

Petition to make the person in charge of the Pokédex go through therapy. Cause I think they have some problems needed to be talked about

[@Xerothereaper]

Professor Westwood V writes the pokedex. He admitted that he makes some of them up.

[@daleketchup7434]

You’re making that up Edit: well shit. I forgot about that episode

[@PR_311]

Please do not make that petition. I just released the guy who writes the Pokedéx out of therapy if I have to spend one more minute with him I will just explode like a Electrode. That guy is a good storyteller tough :O

[@daleketchup7434]

PR311 are you serious or joking?

[@Gladiux0]

daleketchup obviously

[@firdausgaara2006]

Well that pikipeck is sweet. Trying to save her foe.

[@pokemonforeverredone1238]

After making its organs spill out

[@firdausgaara2006]

@@pokemonforeverredone1238 its not her fault, the metapod have a hole under his belly. XD

[@aidansevigny3580]

That she was trying to eat?

[@ShakunetsuHadoken]

NO INJURIES NO JAIL

[@ShakunetsuHadoken]

That is the way of the pikipeck

[@Gabowsk]

This series is now literally just how many times you can add an adverb to complement the word "literal".

[@Annie-bn6qi]

Real

[@KingAbbadon]

"so that's how cubone birth works" What can i say except delete this

[@DragonBorne1991]

Celebi: only appears in peaceful times Me in 2020: 😞

[@Enchie]

Maybe he will appear in 2021, if the US doesn't go into Civil War.

[@alvinsy1107]

"Hahaha Celebi"

[@moskadogplays7757]

@@Enchie yea that's when the new pokemon game comes out pokemon nuclear winter with new fully automatic legendary pokemon

[@Otonio_Bruno]

Celebi Celebi hahaha

[@ZudinGodofWar]

@@Enchie didn't we already have one

[@FuriousFireDude]

3:30 Pokedex: Celebi it has the power to travel across time, but it is said to only appear in peaceful time Me: Now I understand why Celebi didn't appear at my birthday

[@Bladez10]

Sounds like it was one hell of a party.

[@joserobert720]

Ok

[@theinfamousguil]

celebi also didnt appear on my birthday. maybe its because he acknowledged the viral outbreak

[@river6048]

Sounds fun

[@goldturtleking3967]

Same here. I was born during Hurricane Katrina.

[@LTM915]

Poor Metapod. And rattata. And frank. And eevee. And cubone. And ninetails. And ditto’s trainer. And Durant. And electrode. And smoochum’s boss. And Peanut Butter.

[@theinfamousguil]

literally any person and pokemon that had disastrous events?

[@shaneens1547]

And earth

[@spaghettiwithachickenpatty7877]

isnt it Perfect Bidoof not Peanut Butter?

[@chanliang350]

@@spaghettiwithachickenpatty7877 rusty named it peanut butter

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

Oh mah gad hah

[@Tokuijin]

The ratata is actually the most realistic one. Rodents, in this case, rats, constantly needs to chew on things to wear their teeth down, otherwise, they grow too long, causing jaw deformities and all other issues.

[@nelsoncua9739]

Wow

[@iankoberlein1974]

Lagomorphs do, too. I have two rabbits that need to chew on things constantly to prevent their teeth from growing too long for them to be able to eat.

[@mixck]

The smile on ditto's face when he became the sun

[@TruffulyCake]

phantump is actually a child that died in a forest, how has the entry not been in one of these videos yet?

[@Bladez10]

They could do a whole episode just on ghost type pokemon. They either kill children or were once children. Though agree with you that they have yet to cover Phantump.

[@Golemoid]

well there's almost a thousand of them, give it time man

[@QueenofTaterTots]

@@Bladez10 gengar used to be humam but not specifically a kid

[@Bladez10]

@@QueenofTaterTots I was generalizing. Plus as you imply, it is possible.

[@oscheoroset1298]

Does that mean each time we breed a Phantump, we equivalent force a child die?

[@cedrickbeal6108]

Gardevoir: *Exists* Trainer: She's beautiful, I'm gonna catch it. Male Gardevoir: Ken, what have you done to our species?

[@legendaryrelish7815]

Someone explain please

[@alexisgeovann]

I don’t get it

[@cedrickbeal6108]

It's Gardevoir's design and even at times it's Pokemon cry (Clearly noticable in Super Smash Bros Brawl and onward). It's a very feminine looking Pokemon, but that's not what Game Freak intended with their design. Ken Sugimori is a lead artist at the company. I'm unsure if he does the graphics, but Ralts evolution chain becomes more feminine in its design (Pink or Magenta eyes, light green skintone & if you want to call it this, hair, a white covering over the body which resembles a dress) when it evolves into Kirlia and finally Gardevoir.

[@wovercomet9412]

You know, Pokémon D/P Beta version they did put the difference of gender to Gardevoir. Male Gardevoir has the red thorn larger, and female Gardevoir had there red thorn shorter. But then they decide not too.

[@cedrickbeal6108]

@@wovercomet9412 Great to know, thanks for that. I'm not too deep in the later gens beyond 3, but thank you for that piece of knowledge. : D

[@ArturoDamatoGX92]

The golden Bidoof history continues...

[@nynthetwat]

Perfect Bidoof*

[@mistamike7786]

Peanut butter

[@nynthetwat]

@@mistamike7786 epic

[@braxtoncomix]

Peanut. Butter.

[@sausagethegodofcurry]

PB is best daddy

[@leyrua]

The moment you realize that Cubone don't actually give birth... their head sheds its _body_ and they grow a new one.

[@pokechannel9758]

Really? From where did you learned that?

[@leyrua]

@@pokechannel9758 😈

[@leyrua]

@@pokechannel9758 Actually, there is a species of slug that can do this. For realsies.

[@sharonbalmaceda1355]

I love the way pikipek doesn't give up until she heals metapod

[@TyDie85]

"you bent light, damnit" in that tone made me laugh out loud for real 😂🤣

[@DAVE11]

🙏✨✨

[@rashodhustle9718]

that made me lmao too

[@SethColby69]

the people who make the funerals probably make a huge fortune for making so many funerals for so many of cubone's mothers

[@TheDeathmail]

Cubone's skull ain't actually from it's mom... it's a myth...

[@carsonyeohkaisheng7542]

@@TheDeathmail wait The pokedex lie

[@DremagGames]

This is actually happened then the Cubone population would go extinct rather fast you need at least two children to keep a stable population otherwise you step into negative birth rate territory

[@discordchaos7175]

@@carsonyeohkaisheng7542 did you ever watch that one ep of pokemon were Ash met the guy that wrights the pokedex

[@jemandanderes5690]

The trainers just bury them in their parent's backyard.

[@chrismarkle7849]

They missed the chance call him Milfrank

[@oblivionwyvern3933]

All I see is Milf Rank

[@Void_Echoes]

OblivionWyvern bruh

[@hiraeth7877]

@@oblivionwyvern3933 wtf

[@imaybestupid2045]

@@oblivionwyvern3933 jokes on you im into that crap

[@sixtenpettersson3814]

I think miltank frank sounds better though

[@AwesomeGuy123]

Good to see Pikachu is doing good after the trauma from being Rusty’s Pokémon.

[@Ninjaabo]

3:50 the celebi laugh was just to funny

[@nolanyang6218]

True

[@SaintJimmy379]

Cacturne is f*cking scary tbh, like land Vultures covered in thorns.

[@wiibrockster]

Remember Kids: Always carry Repels with you!

[@billyrobinson6815]

Land vultures covered in thorns sounds metal as fuhk lol

[@theinternetpolice2078]

Plot Twist: the volcanoes Entei erupts are all undersea volcanoes

[@someflatsoda9879]

That would explain global warming

[@theinternetpolice2078]

@@someflatsoda9879 undersea volcanoes don't cause global warming my guy

[@DepreNox]

@@theinternetpolice2078 Who are you to say that? "The Interne"-- Oh wait

[@hamddanahmed3451]

Ho ho’s revenge on lugia

[@ryanafoxsei]

Or Camerupts. 😅

[@thehulk86]

that rattata entry is IRL true for all rodents in the world, seriously.

[@khandge8d487]

Yes we know

[@ActualTrash8]

@@khandge8d487 not everyone

[@wakayaka3757]

@@khandge8d487 lol kid

[@drakegrandx5914]

12:18 Subtitles: [Laughter] Me: "Never I've heard such a blatant lie."

[@MasterPojoway]

0:40 Metapod: organs literally fall out of body Pikipek: throws up Also Pikipek: get ME a potion, i need a potion

[@staleylol9720]

The potion was for the metapof

[@MasterPojoway]

@@staleylol9720 shhhh we dont need to know that

[@shelbybrown366]

The Ratata thing is actually some th ing that happens to real rodents and rabbits. That's why they chew on stuff all the time, to wear down their teeth.

[@MegaSpideyman]

I thought it was Bidoof that did that, not Rattata.

[@StoryGamer11]

They both do that

[@randomtheorist251]

It happens to beavers as well.

[@bibbles960]

You could have just said rodents...

[@nekoyama113]

Real rodents?? Are some rodents fake or something

[@neolicious3323]

"I heard he had a rib removed so he could do that" *smiles in appreciation of the Marilyn Manson reference*

[@divyanshnandan2628]

I'm sad that there was no shuckle striving to make me more positive

[@CyberBlastoise]

@thisguy he was last seen at Red's House imitating Red.

[@ryancurrier6845]

HIV positive maybe

[@chrishansen8119]

@@CyberBlastoise is f 5th NV just k

[@NoRushpk]

Whoa - "Recount! Recouuunt!" Hit in..unforeseen ways

[@kyleighrinkel7238]

The drama with the Bidoof is the best thing I have seen in a long time

[@Crow-f7x]

Better Lovestory than twilight

[@kelvinstevanus4985]

"no no no we just heading the same direction as you" the accent make me laugh

[@mistylover2082]

Kid :This world is truly a nightmare

[@RandomGuy666100]

"Posted 4 seconds ago" ...well then, this is absolutely the earliest I've been.

[@dthunder0263]

69 coments

[@pseudowoodo5010]

Posted 4 hours ago*

[@yaniz_kitchen]

@DuskInTheWind he ment that he was 4 seconds early not 4 hours early, you just commented 4 hours later, so check the time when videos are posted before making a correction that isn't even correct

[@pseudowoodo5010]

hybrid lmao can you not take a joke?

[@ArtisChronicles]

@@pseudowoodo5010 no

[@FuriousFireDude]

Apparently Gardevoir can be arrested never expected to see that

[@osirisjohnson5165]

Gardivore r34

[@damienmoses124]

@@osirisjohnson5165 😶

[@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver]

Osiris Johnson if thats the case, then it is clear it was arrested by the Thot Police, or a shotgun toting crusader.

[@Golemoid]

I thought police can't prosecute a pokemon?

[@treshkun6257]

@@Golemoid common sense

[@fernandaguidipeplau1550]

00:23 actually the black hole would explode cause of radiation, Hawkin Radiation, that prob would mean: everyone in a radius of like 1000 KM would die of the explosion, the shock wave would go around the planet like 20 times

[@TH3_INFID3L]

What if she closed it

[@bluepartyhat93]

Dorkly is a gift from the universe.

[@spino650]

Girls: how didn't you cry why watching Titanic, do you have any emotions? Boys while watching 11:52: *sobs*

[@adriancuevas484]

That cry always gets me 🥺😢😭🤧

[@Hell-Spawn-Al-Simmons]

i never cry doing things

[@colebaxter8597]

At least he got a good sandwich 🥪

[@davsky4999]

Steelers Mathew wow youre manly

[@Hell-Spawn-Al-Simmons]

@@davsky4999 i dont understand humans dat cry during these vids

[@KatNatural]

The rodent teeth thing is actually true

[@godspi4609]

Pigs can do it too

[@jeffhargrove759]

Yeah can't they grow to where their teeth could grow threw their brain ? What a nightmare 🤦‍♂️ I think beavers are the same

[@Tokuijin]

That's the most realistic PokèDex entry.

[@garcias2039]

Pufferfishes too.

[@engineering_guy]

He called victini "orange mew". I fell out of my bed laughing.

[@nelsoncua9739]

Xd

[@redkopler7964]

7:32 Wow, lunar legend. Didnt expect to get hit with that bit of gba nostalgia

[@EDUARDITOgameplays]

3:37 Me: his voice is so cute! (Me after reading what he said) Me: i have no words.

[@idreadFell365]

Ninetales: Made from 9 Wizards Is a fox and is a fire type Ninetales is made of 9 DELPHOXES!!!

[@navilluscire2567]

So apparently wizards are or were a thing in the Pokemon world. Which would probably explain how the world of Pokemon hasn't be destroyed a thousand times over due to super powered sapient animals running a muck, magic wizards fix everything.

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

NaViLlUs cIrE yeah so is that how they justify the pokecenters and their weird pokehealingmagic? Is nurse joy a witch?

[@fatejoestar3068]

@@hagridsdisappointingson769 no its science cuz in the pokemon world technology is more hightech

[@yanyanzhang5813]

@@hagridsdisappointingson769 I mean, define wizard. The old dude from the Hoopa movie did that Roshi rice cooker thing with Hoopa using power from Arceus, and it sure looked wizard-y.

[@aetherofthenorth9700]

"You bent light, damn it" xD gets me every time

[@alearnedman]

Just realized God Bidoof has a completely different voice from when he was on Rusty. Neat, I guess.

[@AlexBulbmin]

9:41 this reminds me of the assassin bug

[@EnnaOjala]

10:57 loved that the unisex toilet has ♂/♀marks as pikachu tails of those genders 😂👍🏻

[@aurelia8028]

Ah, didn't even notice that

[@josephisherelol5302]

I think it’s a nod to sun and moon.

[@CoreytheATSFConnie]

Also they are genderless

[@EdenianRoyalty]

7:45 that’s very true and I’ve never really considered this until now

[@fernando.3692]

3:24 idk why but that kid being flown by the drifloon made me laugh

[@prodoofus327]

It's accurate to the dex entry is probably why

[@michaellyndon6982]

I am sooo pissed that in my entire life, I have never heard one person talk about how the math of cubone births just doesn't work at all, like really, it just doesn't guys!!!

[@youngdolo8]

Explain that to me. I don't know.

[@michaellyndon6982]

@@youngdolo8 So, Imagine you had 100 marowaks, all with breeding partners, because each child has to take the skull of it's mother, there can only be one child per mother, and 50 breeding groups would mean 50 mothers and 50 offspring in the next generation from a previous one of 100. This trend would continue forever, until cubone/marowak went extinct.

[@youngdolo8]

@@michaellyndon6982 Fair enough

[@timoftesergiu9134]

Cubones are Kangaskhan babies with the skull of their deceased mother.

[@michaellyndon6982]

@@timoftesergiu9134 That is unofficial though..........

[@ethanbeights6184]

What would happen if 2 victinis battled eachother then? 5:18

[@prodoofus327]

Good question someone needs to find an answer to this. I too am genuinely curious.

[@renranger2135]

The game would crash

[@peachulovely5540]

0:37 NO

[@rbrachy2518]

“Mahchup” R.I.P. Machamp’s Name

[@MsProkings]

Me sees ds comment Me:liek

[@ycastro2003]

"You bend light, dammit!"

[@gnarlynicholasreviews]

Bent*

[@thepaper888]

I feel like celebi should've been like "I wanted to stop sept 11 and holocaust but since it wasn't peaceful I was unable to travel to those locations".

[@e5858]

That wouldn’t have been funny

[@kingsnek7947]

@@e5858 it would

[@dragoon6551]

Actually... if what you are propose was possible, and someone could freely travel back in time but also to change events, creating new timelines, they could also un-un-do the saving of those people at any point too... essentially consequences of anything become at best temporary and optional, so from the perspective of the time traveller it wouldn't really matter if 9/11 happened or didn't happen or will happen or has happened or is always happening. Easier to just hang out on an island

[@blark6582]

If 2 cubones were born at once, who would get the skull? Are they threatened with extinction? if a cubone dies without giving birth, being a male cubone, or a trainer then capturing the species will end 4:50

[@SixWingZombi]

You know that Magneton entry was written from some poor trainer's experience.

[@blaster23456]

"Light itself bent! You bent light damn it!" Favorite line of the video!

[@spk1121]

Just as the guy asked Ditto what he wanted to become, a Kroger store immediately appeared (in an ad). Truly, Ditto is doing great good for this world.

[@renamon5658]

Love these but what happened to the rhydon entry

[@pseudowoodo5010]

@Gacha Shadow Kanman lmao that's helpful

[@GrandDaddyCough]

@Gacha Shadow Kanman your videos are weird and make no sense

[@Bro-cx2jc]

@Gacha Shadow Kanman What's up bro

[@bluemenace04]

Lol

[@connorclements3999]

Says Renamon a DIGIMON

[@mosessin]

1. Gardevoir goes to jail. 2. Metapod spills out blood. 3. Rattata cries over its friend's death. 4. Machamp pulls mountains. 5. Magneton talks with itself. 6. Miltank's milk changes humans. 7. Cacturne follows humans with its group. 8. Celebi loves peace. 9. Eevee has a human face. 10. Cubone pops out of its mom. 11. Victini wins by dying. 12. Cherubi eats its own ball. 13. 9 wizards merge into one Ninetales. 14. Entei creates volcanoes. 15. Vanilluxe angrily freezes everything. 16. Charizard melts ice. 17. Bidoof lives in a house. 18. Ditto transforms into the Sun. 19. Durant talks with its friend. 20. Heatmor eats its main preys. 21. Bidoof makes its own home with its partner. 22. Electrode explodes inside rooms. 23. Smoochum loves kissing humans. 24. Bidoof has another marriage.

[@abhirajbhokare1989]

I like how ditto can even mimic the sun at this point! ☀️

[@darkfang932]

If Machamp has the strength to move a mountain without HM's, what was the point of them?

[@snooze2699]

Well Give me a cheat code and see what Is the true point of them

[@Yesitsmyrealname]

Other Pokemon

[@RetroCollector]

Every time I watch these, the more and more I realize just how dark the Pokémon world is. So the more videos that release in this series, the more they reveal to us. The secrets can’t hide forever, Dorkly will show the world.

[@ZVENOM6134]

If gardevoir makes a black hole, the eart wouldnt be around anymore

[@Unknownsoldier740]

It depends on it's size. Black holes have been made on the earth but they were so small they just collapsed.

[@Karlossus_]

@@Unknownsoldier740 Black Holes haven't been made on Earth, we only have theories on how to make them at this point. You're thinking of Micro Black Holes, which are also theoretical, that are so small they aren't even noticeable and disintegrate themselves with their own radiation.

[@gufosufo337]

Tru

[@Unknownsoldier740]

​Yes I am talking about the micro black holes. Let me elaborate. The micro black holes vanish because they have no mass behind them, right? Gardevoir's black holes would suffer the same problem as they wouldn't be able to get enough mass to become stable due to how it was generated.

[@BLSX32]

That would be guzzlord since it eats everything and in bulbapedia it says it based on a black hole

[@kitwolf8286]

Gardevoir: creates small black hole Dorkly:HUGE BLACK HOLE

[@notsoberoveranalyzer8264]

5:50 Bringing up that M.Manson legend was impressive

[@stavik96]

4:30 I mean that would also mean that a cubone could never have more than 1 child since the birth always kills the mother, meaning you can never increase the amount of cubones in the wild, only decrease it until cubones are extinct.

[@jadenelliott24]

That's probably why they're more harder to find in each Pokemon game

[@DogPerson626]

Also could’ve been “gardevior, the embrace Pokémon” and show her killing her trainer with a hug.

[@watersheep5535]

I mean she does have the big pink surfboard in her chest so it'll probably be just really uncomforable

[@obiwankenobi1608]

@@watersheep5535 uh...you do know its probably very sharp right

[@Richtofen-gy9cj]

*Gardevoir

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

2:52 Cacturne: "If a traveler is going through a desert at the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a rag-tag group. The Pokemon are biding their time waiting for the travelers to tire and become incapable of moving." Me: Whew, man, I'm exhausted. At least the sun went down a few hours ago. It's nice and cool. However, I keep getting the feeling that I'm being followed... *I look behind myself and notice a Cacturne in the distance, playing with rocks and sticks. I wave to him and he waves back. I slowly turn back around and continue to travel onward.* Me: Well, that was weird. Eh, at least he was only playing around. *I suddenly hear a random thudding sound and get startled. I turn around and notice a Cacturne laying on the ground behind me.* Me: Um... Can I help you? Cacturne: Oh, um, I'm okay! Hey, you feeling tired? You need to rest? Me: I'm good. Cacturne: 'Kay. :) *I turn around once more and start to walk a little faster. I look behind myself and notice two more Cacturnes behind me. I turn forward again and start speeding up. I look behind again and notice five more Cacturnes appear. I immediately run as fast as I can and I don't look back. And just when I thought it wouldn't get worse, I trip over a rock and break my leg.* Me: AGHH!! ARCEUS, HELP ME!! *I see the Cacturnes slowly walk towards me with glints in their glowing yellow eyes. At this point, I knew I was surely fucked.*

[@Tyranitar.]

Gallade: sharply attuned to to others' wishes for help it it seeks out those in need and aids them in battle. Gallade: (appears) so umm... want me to teleport you out?

[@pokego_0164]

this man needs a medal

[@Cat_willstealyourfish]

gardevior: GAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH BLACK HOLEEEEEEEEEEE

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I like how some of these have really consistent and progressive story bits.

[@simonbadura2265]

5:34 Magnezone used thunderwave! Cherubi was parylized! Cherubi ate it's Cheri berry! *CHERUBI ATE ITSELF AND IT'S PARALYSIS WAS HEALED*

[@ranysaab]

7:17 literally watching the news each day so far in 2020

[@indobones1236]

Anybody notice that bidoof's voice cracked at 12:33? "This is a really good s&ndwich!" XD

[@spirityt2192]

12:26 Peanut Butter:sad Beedrill:here’s your sandwich Peanut butter:forgets about sadness and eats food

[@dominicford8031]

1:02 BAHAHAHHAHA “I told you to get Invisalign!”

[@renranger2135]

0:48 Actually true with real life rodents, FYI. And even some species of wild pigs. Only, instead of starving, their tusks will grow right into their skull. Ya’ll think the Pokemon world is messed up? Let’s not dismiss our own laws of nature.

[@smashantics4789]

they should do a joke where Drifloon brings children to Banette so it can find the kid that threw it away

[@ShaulaXNinja]

I feel like they should have used Tyranitar instead of Machamp since it's immune to psychic attacks and resisted to fire type attacks. Machamp would just be bodied by a psychic type.

[@halfway7690]

Less brutality though.

[@ArtisChronicles]

Not necessarily. Just because it's weak to type, doesn't mean that Mon is a counter for it. Sometimes it's not even much of a check.

[@ShaulaXNinja]

@@ArtisChronicles he's battling a Hiker and not some over the top competitive dude.

[@JesusChrist-px9oe]

8:20 HOW DİD İT HAVE HUMAN HAND

[@Vladimir_Kv]

9:10 This one is a miss. The sun is not made from biological cells, therefore Ditto is unable to mimic it. Because that's what his entry says.

[@breadman6549]

The anime also breaks this rule by having Ditto turn into books, photos, and other inanimate objects

[@Gottaculat]

Smoochum wanders into the men's locker room: * Pokemon finally gets the AO rating from the ESRB. *

[@thegarnetto6790]

i love how the bianca badoof arc started almost relevant, then adds in a relevant line at the end the just stops even trying to connect to the dex entry

[@NitroFaust]

Might I suggest a series that revolves around PB, badoof and bianca it could be your first drama.

[@paifu.]

11:34 Imagine he said "good" omg I would be dead 😂😂😂

[@iceninja1997]

"I need a potion" You need more than a potion for treating someone who's insides are spilled

[@lardlover3730]

4:07 NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Perhaps a world where literal children are booted out of their homes to start a career in pet fighting with electric mice, a flamethrower dog, and literally just god isn’t a good thing to be taken literally!

[@gogetablue8947]

7:54 that is my favorite entry in the whole thing

[@StormySky48]

9:20 where are they getting the armor? Who are they stealing it from?

[@kieontethelyricist]

Ditto becoming the sun killed me lmao

[@FarikoWishless]

"I told you to get invisiline" 😂 Holy shit that one was good

[@isaiahgeorge906]

The person who comes up with these dark entries is my kind of person. I love dark humor

[@goyangi4143]

6:43 I don’t know if you understand this, but... Entei is a fuckin’ lion.

[@StormySky48]

0:44 why would a bird trying to eat menopause insides throw up by the sight of it?

[@Luckyoneotn]

Menopause 🤣💀

[@dragonkingoscurare1092]

That Metapod needs Arceus or Golden Bidof intervention to even have any hopes of survival.

[@edwardbo4666]

I have a story idea of a gardevoir that accidentally killed its trainer trying to save them, and is now going on a rampage trying to find a way to bring them back to life thanks to you.

[@edwardbo4666]

I'm adding a pikipek trying to revive its dead metapod friend

[@edwardbo4666]

A cubone looking to bring its mother back, a nine tails that guides them.

[@edwardbo4666]

And a froslass

[@edwardbo4666]

So, guess I'll put the first part here when I make it. Or whatever

[@snaggy4811]

" i was trying to protect my trainer " Yeah makes sense like your trainer wouldn't die from something like, I don't know, A GODDAMN BLACK HOLE!!!