HITMAN: AGENT 47 - Double Toasted Review

Agent 47 is the perfect killing machine - no emotion, no remorse, and superhuman abilities - which is why he must stop a corporation from creating more like him. And hopefully that means no more movies like this.
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[@RKNGL]

Video Game movies are the special Olympics of movies. And the Mortal Kombat movie took all the medals.

[@JordanKD94]

Tommy was on fire this episode!

[@paradoxacres1063]

Yeah..this movie really pissed him off.

[@damianstarks3338]

Paradox Acres glade I didn't go see it in theaters!

[@Dlynchian]

The problem with this movie? Four words: Written by Skip Woods. He's the asshole who wrote the first Hitman, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, A Good Day to Die Hard and Sabotage. Yeah, that guy. And Fox keeps on hiring him.

[@samvisser9408]

Phillip Jeffries I never knew that. God, the first hitman film was so fucking bad, why did they think he would do okay with this one? The man is clearly a cancer...

[@Dlynchian]

Sam Visser I think he has some compromising pictures of some Fox Exec. Or he has sold his soul to the Devil. If that's not it, then these people at Fox who greenlight these pieces of shit need to be fired.

[@samvisser9408]

Hear, hear!

[@ktownshutdown21]

Phillip Jeffries Oh...dear...God...how could one man's resume be this impressively bad?!?

[@sonofbeardman]

+Phillip Jeffries As soon as I heard about this movie I looked up who was writing the script....my head sank. I honestly hope you're right about him having something dirty on Fox because they CANNOT be so dumb as to WILLINGLY hire the same writer who ruined Hitman the first time around (as well as Die Hard, my favourite action franchise)!!!! ......and yet people wonder why video game movies suck, because studios keeping making the mistake of hiring hacks like him to write them -_-

[@Lerkero]

You know a movie is boring when they are discussing how they picked up shells from the set.

[@paradoxacres1063]

I wish they'd make Agent 47 the *MacGyver* of assassins and have him use scissors and fertilizer and everyday items to get out of sticky situations. It's really not enough for a movie hitman to simply be a sharpshooter.

[@desirereleased3423]

Paradox Acres YEAH LIKE THE DAMN VIDEOGAME ITS BASED OFF OF

[@BigBlackGuyReviews]

Am I the only one here who thought the first Silent Hill film was actually pretty damn good?

[@mangotlofumani2296]

no you are not im with you

[@nathanlehto8780]

silent hill the movie was dope. not the God awful sequel tho.

[@excaliber2010]

Nathan Lehto Silent Hill movie may be the best video game movie

[@Dennisjay9]

When I think of the hit man games the first thing I think of is shooting people in the middle of day in broad daylight as loud as possible fighting in the middle of a major city block crashing a helicopter in the middle of a building with me in it and working with a partner. This movie just screams 47

[@samvisser9408]

DennisJ (The Last Methbender) The sarcasm is strong with this one... Sorry, wrong movie. I agree with you 100%, though; why can they not do this particular franchise any justice? I could see just from the trailers that this would be utter bullshit.

[@Sencez1]

Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat, Slient Hill, and Prince of Persia I actually thought were passable movies....

[@StylesisTNA]

Praise Wikipedia! I have found Korey once more!

[@815StoneCold]

John Wick is the best Hitman movie I've seen

[@oo4758]

I agree. John Wick was awesome.

[@SmileyAdventures]

815StoneCold absolutely

[@Cowboyssuckcock100]

Ladder 49 , Passenger 57, Agent 47 ....what's with the odd numbers??? you know Hollywood , there are even numbers too

[@excaliber2010]

Wasnt Prince of Persia movie kinda okay?

[@MightySavagE]

excaliber2010 Yup, it definitely was!

[@RayLiufau]

They lost points straight away when the lead obviously wasn't Persian n everyone had a British accent lol

[@adnannaemaz1989]

No

[@Jawf94]

Prince of Persia was a decent movie I thought, despite having nothing to do with the game.

[@lancemasta]

Hey, Scott pilgrim vs. the world was pretty good.

[@MightySavagE]

Hypo lance It aint based on a video game tho

[@cwjohnson1356]

You so right about the car scene explaining about the plot

[@MahdiRanger]

The WB frog lolol

[@bobbiejeanhudson8857]

Tommy was tearing it up on this one! very funny review, guys.

[@AlysonDLucca]

Ohoh u mentioned my film!! John Wick!!! My absolute favorites...John wick....law abating citizen..and the one with Richard gere with Edward Norton ....soooo good!!!

[@DonBromass]

Tommy is on fucking fire especially with movies like these i agree fuck these movies SAME FUCKING SHIT..tommy should be on more of these

[@ScratchArkkitehti]

Tommy's deep ass bass makes whatever he says waay funnier! And he was on it.

[@Deadpool3851]

it's not impossible to aim two guns at the same time if you have them point in the same direction or at the same target

[@elicurtis6935]

+Eli Curtis google plus says I ment the carvings on stone mountian

[@doomfan12345]

I knew this movie sucked by the trailer.

[@Dlynchian]

doomfan12345 I knew it from the moment I read: Written by Skip Woods.

[@smojoe92]

Is there any hope for video game movies? ..

[@quack7426]

Joseph Stanley Assassin's Creed comes out next year and it's got Justin Kurzel and Michael Fassbender attached to it, I think it has potential.

[@iminyourhouserightnow.6526]

Joseph Stanley The Warcraft movie is our best shot.

[@chaotixrafael1]

five nights at freddy's might be good. the guy who made the games is on board. but who knows.

[@paradoxacres1063]

+Joseph Stanley ..there's always the possibility of a new _Wreck-It Ralph_ movie, I guess.

[@thomasdeguzman1149]

+chaotixrafael1 the FNAF movie is gonna be the next Sharknado. As broad as people think the story is in the games, it won't be translated at well in film cos the story was told through farfetched easter eggs in the games especially the third one

[@Bluehawk2008]

Does he actually do any Agent 47 shit, like sneaking around and wearing disguises and being seen only when he wants to be? Because the trailer makes it look like, as you said, the Terminator, just a big dumb hulk shooting up public places with no subtlety or finesse. The games that it's meant to adapt were stealth games, they were all about being unseen, leaving no trace, and killing only exactly who you have to. More Jean Reno in Leon, and less Arnie in anything Arnie was in.

[@AlexApproBAT]

I was DYING from this video. So many zingers left and right. I was supposed to catch a screening of this, but missed it. Sounds like I didn't miss much. On the other hand, there have been a few good video game films. I happen to LOVE Resident Evil (just the first one... the rest are varying degrees of sh*t). Other good ones besides Mortal Kombat: Silent Hill w/ fun points to Doom and Prince of Persia.

[@Mohamadtheman]

For a plane movie and for my young 13 year old mind back then it was a good movie I saw it on the plane and I wasn’t bored

[@Elementa2006]

The only good live action video game adaptations I can think of are both from Japan, Takeshi Miike's adaptation of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and the live action adaption of the first Yakuza game, Yakuza:: Like A Dragon.

[@battlion507]

Man, this recycled the same damn writer from the previous Hitman film. Fox, You couldn't arsed to get a different writer!

[@Trinbagodreamer]

I honestly Wing Commander and Mortal Kombat are my guilty pleasures and Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie is cake, convoluted as hell but still cake!

[@KenjiRyuma90]

I never really liked the Hitman series, always thought it was a dull franchise. I might give a play through and watch the movies.

[@antoniokastrocarlisledemel6617]

I'm glad korey and Leon are still around and these reviews are great but I miss the old animated videos mainly before they changed the animation in 2012 I think it was..but I also can't seem to find any real life pics of co-host or Cyrus anybody know where I can find any I'm curious of what they look like..I thought the one dude next to korey in this video was cohost but he don't sound like him..whenever he talks that is..it seems like he hardly ever talks in the videos he just be looking..speak up bruh

[@DirtySam0410]

7:39 i swear i wasnt paying attention to that dog growling and that growl creep me the fuck out, and when i go back to see that dog growl, just lookin at this dog creep me out even more because he looks possessed and look like a horror movie character

[@G.S.Productions]

I didn’t see that coming, and honestly, I laughed my ass off at that, man. It was just too funny.

[@dipstick7489]

Sinister 2 pls

[@Krontok]

Shit movie! HALLELUJAH!!! I was worried this would be at least ok. There's still room for an awesome version.

[@Babylauncher3000]

Are you guys gonna review Carlyle's new movie?

[@tyrellblo7164]

I must say you guys really have a good show and I watch a lot of shows a lot of movie reviews and not all of them I must say you probably come second you guys are really good man keep it up

[@tommygeno92]

I find Prince of Persia to be kind of "ok", but of course it's nothing special. The Silent Hill movie was not so bad too, but a truly good videogame movie is yet to come (I think that films like Wreck it Ralph don't count). I have hopes for Warcraft, because the director attached to it have done good films in the past. I really hope it will be good, even great, but I don't know what to expect. I'm looking forward to The Last of Us. It's too good of a story. They can't possibly fuck that up. Uh, well... maybe they can,..

[@sagelion5279]

10:40 onward LMAO!!!! 14:21 LOL guys never stop making reviews!

[@jahesdios]

I thought the first one was way better, it had more personality. And their were some cool moments though.

[@BriefcaseWanker]

are you going to review ''the gift'' and ''sinister 2''

[@AirLancer]

Even if it's not a cinematic release, y'all should do a review of Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist.

[@wac411]

+AirLancer Thats the best video game live action.... anything

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Mortal Kombat was.... okay it ticked all the boxes and avoided being a carbon copy of a better movie. I'd also say Tomb Raider was the next decent one although it was a weak copy of better movies but not an offensive one. While I didn't see it, Silent Hill still has it's fans, so there are at _least_ 3 well received videogame movies. Not a great track record for the genre but they do exist.

[@starhustler1453]

I actually kinda enjoyed this as a guilty pleasure

[@setokaiba200x]

Tommy needs to be on here more.

[@ysp263]

But I loved it

[@robocop2783]

They even got his bar code wrong its a different colour and has numbers underneath how can they get that wrong lol

[@stylingaminghdwushu7355]

Highest rated video game? Didn't you guys give Prince of Persia a Matinee price?

[@mykelc205]

Ahhhh...Late night vids..appreciated. .

[@volpe_sol]

Can't be upset with studios for making shitty movies.... they always make the best DT reviews :D

[@Lava91point0]

The thing I find laughable is how they released the trailer like its totally new Lol. There's already been a hitman movie, but as usual its a case of "sigh, its stale...we need to do it again" that's when I just stare at the ceiling like ffs

[@bravet0aster79]

That's such a bummer. I had high hopes for this movie. only because I love the game so much and hated the first movie. I guess you just can't make a movie out of Hitman.

[@mahpeyker7878]

I'm a fan of this movie

[@DevilFan669]

I really did enjoy this movie and Agent 47 played by Rupert Friend he did a great job in this movie and he was really awesome for this role and he was badass as this character role too and he is a good actor too and Katia Van Dees played by Hannah Ware she did a great job in this movie too and she was really awesome for this movie too and she was badass for this movie too and as this character too and she sure is so incredible sexy as hell and she is so gorgeous too and I’m a fan of her now too love her to death bro and Diane Burnwood played by Angelababy she did a great job too as well and she was really good as this character role for this movie and she is so beautiful and gorgeous too and I’m a fan of her now too and John Smith played by Zachary Quinto he did a great job too as a side character villain and he was awesome too for this movie and he was badass for this movie too and Le Clerq played by Thomas Kretschmann he did a great job as the main villain for this movie and he was really awesome as this character role too and he was so badass for this movie too and he is a good actor too and can’t believe it’s been 8 years now since this movie came out and time sure does flies in the movie world that’s for damn sure bro and I remember seeing it at the drive in theater with my friends too and overall I’m gonna give Hitman Agent 47 (2015) a 8.5/10 stars I really did enjoy this movie for what it was but it could’ve of been little bit longer and didn’t care for the ending for this movie either but that just me though in my opinions and thoughts on this movie Double Toasted bro

[@elicurtis6935]

+Eli Curtis google plus asks what do you think about the confederate flag and the stone mountain make a video to explan to me pleases

[@gerrykomalaysia2]

why is this channel not in the 100,000 subscribers range? it is one of the most popular and entertaining channels reviewing movies. Then again, why is my channel having low subscribers too?

[@Film_Oasis]

Seriously, movie reviews should just be korey and martin and other shows have whoever. Is it just me who thinks like me?

[@jeffdaman6969]

Na, more is better. Their spill show back in the day was amazing and that had multiple reviewers.

[@MrsJasmyn45]

This is the same notion Max Payne's movie tried to do and it was total shit.

[@DoraKage]

20TH century Fox.. lawl

[@Cgriffin3323]

Love tommy... But he's starting to to too much. Miss Martins opinions and banter :(

[@djrevlee]

This was more like Wanted than Terminator.

[@EvanH1105]

Lol why would you ever switch from a marine uniform to army smh

[@croftant2]

Agent 47 has s ome humanity but is very subtle

[@hydra9267]

These guys are awesome, very funny.

[@ds37]

I'd rather watch John Wick for the 100th time. And by the way, the first two pokemon movies are fucking classics lads. The first silent hill movie was really decent though.

[@0MikematicOnUTube0]

Say what you will about this movie but at least it was fun. It's like panda or fetty wap, it's trash, but it's fun trash.

[@crazypants88]

Why do the Hitman movies never just use the origin story from the game? 47 is a clone made out of the DNA from some of the most powerful and most dangerous criminals in the world (they hung out with a crazy scientist) who 47 then proceeds to kill off. Why does it have to be the Catholic Church like in the Olyphant movie. Or a corporation. Also it really irks me that 47 has a visible hair root, he's supposed to be totally bald, no hair root. Guess I'll always have the games, these shitty movies can't take that away.

[@christrevino1994]

love yalls videos :)

[@damianstarks3338]

14:22 is some funny ass shit !

[@Brokephi316]

I'm gonna be nice and give it a RENTAL!!!

[@MrEherndon5]

lmao hahahaha

[@DevinShadowV]

Ah man that's another video game movie to take off my list god dam Hollywood let us indie teams deal with the video game movies not you.

[@full-timepog6844]

Need for speed is the best videogame movie

[@anwarhall2405]

No idea why they made this movie. The first one was mediocre and forgettable.

[@mannydanner1144]

I agreee with tommy agent 47 hitmsn is some ol bulshit

[@ninjafukwan7]

LOL !!!!!

[@OriginalOrigins]

wait a minute did y'all rly put the og pokemon movie mewtew strikes back onto that list of shitty video game adaptions??? gtfoh mfs

[@MightySavagE]

dont you shit on Mortal Kombat :////

[@theredhood5863]

They Shoud Called It Hitman:Trashman 47 with this trash movie

[@mannydanner1144]

I agreee with tommy agent 47 hitmsn is some ol bulshit

[@OriginalOrigins]

wait a minute did y'all rly put the og pokemon movie mewtew strikes back onto that list of shitty video game adaptions??? gtfoh mfs