"Sir Anthony Hopkins, the only real knight in this fucking thing" LOOL
@DookieDookieNoMi7 жыл бұрын
"Kill the good guy Autobots on spot, but lets keep the evil Decepticons in jail and make deals with them and constantly work with them against the good guys who are constantly saving us." - all the humans in the Transformers franchise
@uriamudeltoro50752 жыл бұрын
Right....kinda fucked my head up with that....but, you know, Nolan and the Dark Knight....you're here as the villain/anti-hero
@thebrownbaldy Жыл бұрын
ISTG....just how folks do in real life
@JessimusPrime7 жыл бұрын
Martin: "I've seen worst! I've looked into the abyss. I saw the face of the devil and walked away from it, and this is not Satan!" Wow! 😂 I need to remember that one, hahaha
@uriamudeltoro50752 жыл бұрын
Shit like that is why I enjoy DT....And it just so happened that I saw this one and others...so to hear this take is refreshing... Skol to the cynics.....
@BrotherApexx7 жыл бұрын
I'd pay to watch two hours of this in a theater before I pay to watch another Bayformers movie.
@MellyMell077 жыл бұрын
"I'm tired of this!!" Korey Coleman sounding like a Black daddy LOL
@dwatsiam927 жыл бұрын
Jamelle Rone He is all ready a Daddy to San, and Cheez-Its Felix.
@SHOTRED5557 жыл бұрын
Korey is a dad to all of us lol
@marblehillpjs7 жыл бұрын
Willie Coleman is comin' out
@M17-s7b7 жыл бұрын
Hopefully not the one from the Strange Thing About the Johnsons. Though he was tired of being raped by his son.
@thatindiandude46027 жыл бұрын
Rodimus Prime heres some water for that thirst.
@mhaze2107 жыл бұрын
SO GLAD Transformers 5 is finally out.. so I can hear Double Toasted shit all over it.
@damianstarks33386 жыл бұрын
Mark Hazleton man totally read my mind here !
@Rivers7276 жыл бұрын
The Toasty Shit all over our bodies!
@carlinejoseph52763 жыл бұрын
Transfomers the last kingt is?tash buh
@mttthms44437 жыл бұрын
"This is not Satan" is probably the nicest thing I've heard about this movie.
@anubusx4 жыл бұрын
lol.
@grimlord31814 жыл бұрын
That's the nicest thing you could say about anything.
@Jayfive2767 жыл бұрын
THE AUTOBOTS FIGHT WITH KING ARTHUR AND BUMBLEBEE KILLS HITLER. THESE ARE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THIS FILM.
@Darkness19847 жыл бұрын
Jayfive276 Sounds fucking awesome!
@Gsdntflx7 жыл бұрын
Jayfive276 noice
@thedankone2457 жыл бұрын
Jayfive276 They also have a scene where Cogman sings Move Bitch.
@316shibby7 жыл бұрын
Except neither of these things happen in the movie
@andrewdevine39207 жыл бұрын
Michael Bay is Hitler. Megan Fox said so.
@80MWH7 жыл бұрын
27:08 The Harriet Tubman reveal I think made me and quite a few others in the audience laugh. And yeah, that's what I was thinking the writers probably thought: "We got trains w-oh, OH! Hold on, I got it! Underground railroad...the Transformers, WERE THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD!! I AM SUPER-CLEVER HIGH-FIVE ME GUYS!!"
@FlameOfUdun967 жыл бұрын
Transformers: The Last Fuck to Give
@KabbalahSherry7 жыл бұрын
Flame of Udun - 😂😂😂
@hamhockbeans7 жыл бұрын
Flame of Udun Junkformers: the last garbage.
@Xander-867 жыл бұрын
Flame of Udun 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tech2Savage7 жыл бұрын
W
@Bigedub1017 жыл бұрын
u win comment of the week
@Zucchinna7 жыл бұрын
Every fucking movie tries to redo their origins on earth. All 5 movies are trying to be the same fucking movie
@1080TJ7 жыл бұрын
They're retconning mankind's entire history to make it so every major achievement was done by the Transformers instead of humans. What does that say about Bay's view of humanity? Now even the satisfying idea of Hitler being a fucking coward who killed himself to escape the consequences can't be true. Nope. A Transformer did it apparently.
@OtakuUnderground927 жыл бұрын
Zucchina I'm noticing that.
@nataliagonzalez16987 жыл бұрын
Zucchina Shit I remember all that happened was that they came from Earth to Cybertron, thats it :/
@Bigedub1017 жыл бұрын
they all can be it's own movie that doesn't progress the story AT ALL. AND I hated Mark Wahlberg and his daughter worse than Shia...
@BlueAmerican267 жыл бұрын
NEver thought of that, but you're right. They are trying to retcon the origin of earth and history every fucking time. It's literally the same fucking thing just rehashed LOL.
@singletonfilms81377 жыл бұрын
Who would've thought the slave joke from Spill's Transformers 3 review would come back in this review. I just can't believe it's actually in the movie. Also, watch all of Korey's Trransformers reviews all the way up to this video. It's fascinating to watch his growing hate for the Transformers movie.
@JaxBlade7 жыл бұрын
I'm obligated to see this shit just because of DOUG WALKER and his prediction. And its sad to me. I honestly really like the first Transformers movie from 2007, sure its a guilty pleasure but i had fun watching that the rest of em...just Fuck me. This ones for you Doug, this ones for you
@greasyavocado32517 жыл бұрын
If that's your only justification for viewing it, just read the plot summary on Wikipedia. Save time and money.
@nickmattio33977 жыл бұрын
Bay First day of shooting: "Fugg It! Yea that's right Fuggg ITT!! WE'Ll DO IT LIVE!!! FUGGG ITTTT!!!!
@angusng8166 жыл бұрын
It is definitely more of the same.
@rporche26007 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Frederick Douglas lol Goddamit Bay
@29AndreG7 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that.
@captaintalon44857 жыл бұрын
Nah I lost it when they revealed apparently the Autobots helped Harriet Tubman build the underground railroad
@rporche26007 жыл бұрын
CaptainTalon448 Fucking I can't I can't I can't I can't XD
@jrt27927 жыл бұрын
+Reynard Porche I was dying from laughter too man.😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@darkman48117 жыл бұрын
Maybe they should just retitle the movie "12 Years a Transformer"?
@Relentlessfiction7 жыл бұрын
You bastards almost murdered me! The Decepticon slave owner caused me to choke on my coffee! LOL That was not comedy gold, that was comedy VIBRANIUM!
@rodbarnes96247 жыл бұрын
Korey's face 24:07.....is gold, a sacred treasure much like Martin's laughter
@shawnbarrett76327 жыл бұрын
35:29 "I saw the Abyss, i looked the devil in the face....and it was not Satan." - Martin Thats some cool kat daddy shit right there.
@matthioshunduma63877 жыл бұрын
That Anthony Hopkins run needs to be a meme.
@bluemoondoom7 жыл бұрын
Matthios Hunduma in due time hahaha
@sgthombre9997 жыл бұрын
Why someone would think taking elements from Suicide Squad was a good idea is beyond me.
@Oldschool9817 жыл бұрын
It's a cool concept.
@iNewBroGaming3 жыл бұрын
Anyone step up to the plate if they disagree, but Korey looking into the camera at 24:08 when Martin said he understood the plot is the funniest thing ever on KZbin.
@bluemoondoom7 жыл бұрын
"Y'all are gonna hate me..." "We already do." Hahahahahahaaaaaa ♡
@Army16017 жыл бұрын
I was looking forward to this review more than the actual movie. You didnt disappoint, BRAVO!
@dannyboi58877 жыл бұрын
"I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!" probably the best way to sum up most people's thoughts on these movies...
@poihpioakarp88457 жыл бұрын
"this is not Satan" ~Martin Thomas, Double Toasted Blu Ray cover quote if I've ever seen one.
@EvolMuzik4ever7 жыл бұрын
I want to see if Doug (Nostalgia Critic) is right...seems like it so far from all the reviews on KZbin I refuse to give money to this franchise so I'll watch double toasted review
@joshsum7 жыл бұрын
EvolMuzik4ever that video was spot on lol
@chrislaurent11377 жыл бұрын
EvolMuzik4ever The worst part is that Doug wanted to be wrong, he hopes that everything he said about this movie is wrong because there could be hope for "ORIGINALITY" in this movie, but no, he's right; it's the same cookie cutter film like the others
@darkdemonqueen7 жыл бұрын
EvolMuzik4ever so weird...I just discovered The NC yesterday! He's hilarious and videos are great! 😃
@iivnkss7 жыл бұрын
EvolMuzik4ever or watch it bootlegged
@sadlobster17 жыл бұрын
Why does he use the same plot over and over...in ALL his movies? Why can't he be original with ANYTHING he does
@PostRequisite7 жыл бұрын
when he showed harriet on that train i cried "OMG NOOO"! BTW i want this photo.
@jrt27927 жыл бұрын
Am I the only person who is wondering how BLM is going to react to transformers & slavery crossover.😂😂😂😂 I'm done with this movie.
@MRGooodwineTV7 жыл бұрын
James Ronald Trump yes you are
@PostRequisite7 жыл бұрын
lol would blm be the final nail in Bays coffin?
@nolinpowe4 жыл бұрын
Never heard a theater laugh so hard, while I was trying to understand the plot before lol
@gsiv26677 жыл бұрын
got the popcorn ready , this is going to be fun 😂
@nickmattio33977 жыл бұрын
Oh Daddy Likey
@rmjmoviereviews68767 жыл бұрын
This movie royally sucked! The action wasn't even fun. I walked out of it. Hated it with a passion!!!!
@LegoWarFims7 жыл бұрын
benbennit and Cogsman
@ivanpabon27417 жыл бұрын
how in the fuck did we get 5 transformers movies. but only 2 bad boys movies
@SmithyZ7 жыл бұрын
One word: China
@jeffkc937 жыл бұрын
is that you Macuga?
@GrayWoIf7 жыл бұрын
Bad Boys won't sell toys
@griswoldclark68357 жыл бұрын
Honestly in this day and age do you really think bad boys 3 would be any good?
@CreepersdoesMC7 жыл бұрын
ivan pabon were about to get a 6th installment
@yakuza016 жыл бұрын
24:58 Inside Korey C's head: "I know I've known him for a long time but I might have to strangle him in front of all these people"
@coreylucas53467 жыл бұрын
I love when Gertz said "THEY ARE GONNA WONDER WOMAN THIS S&^T?!"
@Ratbane7 жыл бұрын
The King Arthur part had me crying. Y'all funny affff
@DonTheMovieReviewer7 жыл бұрын
Transformers will never get my money again. I won't go to the theater, I won't rent it, and I can guarantee you that this movie will never get my money... NEVER!
@yamuna61545 жыл бұрын
Don The Movie Reviewer Bumblebee was actually different
@isiahalcindor62785 жыл бұрын
@@yamuna6154 yea but it didn't have a plot sad to say cause it had alot of character
@yamuna61545 жыл бұрын
isiah alcindor Didn’t have a plot? Are you blind?
@Windwalker887 жыл бұрын
Im so glad i quit after part 2, saved me so much unnecessary rage
@milkoflegends7 жыл бұрын
Windwalker88 honestly the reveiws are more entertaining then the movies :)
@Windwalker887 жыл бұрын
Legendary Milk i totally agree. I had a good time this morning
@sabyahmed7 жыл бұрын
Windwalker88 it's a fictional property why would you ever rage over it?
@Windwalker887 жыл бұрын
Sabeel Ahmed because i spend time and money to go watch some of the dumbest, racist and sexist movies out there
@krisj8277 жыл бұрын
Windwalker88 😆😆
@RalphJr-xp3hp7 жыл бұрын
Double Toasted came thru with a W into roasting this film with JUSTICE!!!!
@Nassit-Gnuoy7 жыл бұрын
I was dying that whole time they were roasting Anthony Hopkins running.
@juwaunej91967 жыл бұрын
I was literally wondering just a minute ago whether or not they were going to release this review on today or Friday. thank God it was today
@joshsum7 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this review since the first trailer dropped lol
@ivanpabon27417 жыл бұрын
BLVCK Atlantian. yup
@darkdemonqueen7 жыл бұрын
BLVCK Atlantian me too! Will probably never see this (hate all the transformer movies, the ones that I could bear to watch anyways, and I won't see this one even if someone paid me )...the reviews are a million times more entertaining anyways.
@webheadcamstudios13447 жыл бұрын
BLVCK Atlantian Oh yeah
@RalphJr-xp3hp7 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this review like Xmas day.
@jd27926 жыл бұрын
BLVCK Atlantian aw
@lamekabutler20117 жыл бұрын
One thing is for sure, I'm done with Transformers. Michael Bay is one of the worst directors in Hollywood, regardless of how much money he makes. Unless there is a HARD reboot with a new director in 10 years or so, I'm done with these stupid ass movies.
@MrWarners147 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I can safely say this was one of the funniest 'Some Ol' Bullshit' movies I've seen. The dialogue is so silly and ridiculous, the plot is pure nonsense and it's so over the top, I was laughing my ass off. It's so awful, it's brilliant. I liked the Dino-Bots and Bumblebee though. They were fun.
@NewGuy25347 жыл бұрын
Girts is positively pink with giddiness.
@damianstarks33386 жыл бұрын
Boss Umbra no shit and I love it.
@Anthonycheesman337 жыл бұрын
the first one actually had a plot you could follow id pay anyone 200 bucks who could explain the plot of 2-5
@junewilkerson23497 жыл бұрын
anthony cheesman bunch of retarded ass robots who think they are funny blow shit up, where's my money!
@Darkslayer2897 жыл бұрын
anthony cheesman Explosions, hot women, racist stereotypes, Opitmus fighting, and more explosions. Did I miss anything?
@ArtofLunatik7 жыл бұрын
anthony cheesman thats the only one i liked.
@robertdelgado52407 жыл бұрын
anthony cheesman dude there is no way to explain the plots for the 2-5 movies. I tried piecing it together, bruh it is impossible that I actually had a freaking migraine.🤔🤔🤔😥😥😥😫😫😫😣😣😣😩😩😩😖😖😖😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
@jackcarver54127 жыл бұрын
Alright so the ahhh.....robots...boom,bang...no,no bang, bang boom, Optimus Prime, Bumble Bee and friends....I got to work this shit out i'll be back
@Solqueen867 жыл бұрын
The worst thing is the whole knights thing was base on the old G1 Cartoon episode A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court Starcream and his side DeceptiBitches retreat in a nearby cave. After they wander inside they are transported to 543 A.D. Decepticons are wreaking knights shit left and right with no Autobots but then a wizard came IN and kicked their asses so hard they traveled back to their own time and Megatron is not happy they are back AND STILL THIS WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER MOVIE THIS THE SHIT BAY JUST TRY TO PEDAL ON US!
@Delightful_Addition7 жыл бұрын
I wonder will they ever change the opening intro animation to include Korey Goodwin and Girts. I think they are definitely worth the reanimation.
@fredmart71307 жыл бұрын
Nah we been through shit people before with spill, i doubt these nigga are gonna be loyal
@Delightful_Addition7 жыл бұрын
+Fred Mart Only time will tell. Even so, I feel they have been contributing enough to the Double Toasted movie reviews to get an animated clip of them, or, at the very least, an animated figure at the end when they give their rating.
@desirereleased34236 жыл бұрын
Delightful Addition they have their own animation for high score
@b.h.thebadass81075 жыл бұрын
@@fredmart7130 Fast forward to now and... welp.
@rodolforodriguez44474 жыл бұрын
26:50 Fredrick Douglas?!?! Fredrick Douglas ?!?! 😂😅😂😅😂
@MalevolentElephant7 жыл бұрын
Michael Bay is horrible
@sadlobster17 жыл бұрын
The worse business person in the world, just like our Doofus in Chief
@KabbalahSherry7 жыл бұрын
sadlobster1 - Truth 😒
@efnarios7 жыл бұрын
Pain & Gain was good tho
@MetaniteHall7 жыл бұрын
Raymond Frand since bad boys 2 lol
@MalevolentElephant7 жыл бұрын
Metanite yeah but Bad Boys 2 was horrible. Only got a 23% on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅
@castackpole7 жыл бұрын
Just watching Girts's reactions to what the others are explaining is absolutely priceless
@PurposelessRabbitholes7 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit at "NITRO, ZEUS"
@dwatsiam927 жыл бұрын
The Franchise that broke Coleman.
@nickmattio33977 жыл бұрын
"Coleman! That's my Carrr! Coleemannn!!!"
@Redem107 жыл бұрын
King Gidorah the true 3 headed dragon!
@bigace89s7 жыл бұрын
Redem10 that movie probably had cyber end dragon, ps. nice mf doom refrence
@TheMJKnight7 жыл бұрын
"This movie is a mess" Understatement of the year with this flick
@antonydrossos57193 жыл бұрын
26:50 So the Underground Railroad had actual trains? Who knew?
@EliDEVITTSpeaks7 жыл бұрын
A nearly 40 minute BAYFORMERS roast/rant? *grabs popcorn*
@kyy77747 жыл бұрын
Most of the Double Toasted crew might be Marvel fanboys, but your movie reviews are always the most fun to watch. You dudes are not only genuinely funny but technically and historically astute when it comes to films. You deserve 10x's the views you get.
@peerenboom777 жыл бұрын
So, I just walked out of a screening and thought I would check out some KZbin reviews. This my first time watching this show; you guys are very entertaining. With the movie so fresh in my mind, it really hit home.
@JohnBlack23457 жыл бұрын
the best review show on YT. man.....these cats have me ROLLING every single time.
@cesaracosta54837 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia critic was right all along.
@xxultimatebonapartexx28217 жыл бұрын
Cesar Acosta yep he sure was
@TheSpawnfan7 жыл бұрын
Cesar Acosta The only guy i've seen give an accurate review without seeing the movie.
@Dagenspear7 жыл бұрын
all he did was nearly say what was in the trailers. Have a very great day! God bless you all!
@andrewdevine39207 жыл бұрын
Perhaps, but he's still a knob.
@mathunit16 жыл бұрын
Andrew Devine If he's a knob, then you're cancer. :)
@derekbozich88357 жыл бұрын
so bay shits on pacific rim and real steel for riping him off, then he rios off every other movie out there
@Jay30k7 жыл бұрын
I'll skip T5 and watch Wonder Woman for the second time this weekend. Not going to waste my time and money on any Micheal Bay movie
@elijahbabb90677 жыл бұрын
Jay30k you're still wasting your time and money
@Jay30k4 жыл бұрын
@Dark Wolf was their feminism in WW? It wasn't like Charlies Angels or X-Men DP
@KTKomedy28137 жыл бұрын
To tell you the truth, this is the funniest review you guys have done in a while.
@ArvelleWhitaker7 жыл бұрын
Joker: and here...we...go....
@nickmattio33977 жыл бұрын
Get ur avocado toast a few high alcohol craft beers n get out ur vintage Transformer toys this is gonna b good! Lol
@daliborjovanovic5107 жыл бұрын
27:20 And you guys mentioned this as a joke back in the ol`Spill days.
@Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE7 жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm dying LOL this review made laugh so hard including the Slavery, Nazi, & Samurai history part.
@panandscan49412 жыл бұрын
Anthony Hopkins was hilarious in this and truly seemed like he was on the same page with Michael Bay in the sense that he was just absolutely taking the piss out of the movie. He made the movie for me and gave me several belly laughs.
@nickroy83877 жыл бұрын
I remember when I watched the movie everyone laughed when the picture of Fredrick Douglas and Harriet Tubman. I literally imagine Bumblebee and Hot Rod fighting Barricade in the South, with Skids and Mudflap watching.
@ShadowEliteHD7 жыл бұрын
Still a better movie than Resident Evil Final Chapter...
@MrMoneyclips7 жыл бұрын
All these reviews for this movie are coming out at almost the exact same time.
@Jaslath7 жыл бұрын
Probably was an embargo of some sort.
@carlinejoseph52763 жыл бұрын
Buh they never gave bumblebee a girlfriend Buh
@HighHeelKnight7 жыл бұрын
That Underground Railroad graphic was FANTASTIC!!
@Mvs25277 жыл бұрын
I love when these dudes review horrible movies
@jman28567 жыл бұрын
China...please stop giving these films money...please.
@KabbalahSherry7 жыл бұрын
J Man - Seriously 😒
@mondayjoker7 жыл бұрын
Would never have gotten to china if america didn't pump up the second and third one
@qualivia7 жыл бұрын
This was China's plan all along. To give this franchise money so they can corrupt the youth of america.
@kathywong22647 жыл бұрын
International countries will never stop watching films with CGI fest, story for idiots, & product placement. Disney, Universal, Paramount only cares about money rather than quality. If these companies go out of business, then we will be free.
@jman28567 жыл бұрын
Businesses have to make money if they want to stay in business, half of the reason as to why films are made is to make money. Good films are the kind that have effort put into them as well as having the intention to make money. Nobody is going to be free.
@dylanpaterson96687 жыл бұрын
It begins...............
@xGomeztheWolfx7 жыл бұрын
If I was part of this discussion and Korey says 'no alcohol for this' I would've had the same reaction as Martin and Goodwin. xD
@acerock0137 жыл бұрын
I feel like Girts wears the same Penguin t-shirt in every video.
@ojsimp147 жыл бұрын
When Martin said he understood the plot and the look on Korey C. face is hilarious
@TheSpawnfan7 жыл бұрын
Transformers, because when you got see a Transformers movie you can't wait to see the plain and boring humans.
@PJVids837 жыл бұрын
That impression of Anthony Hopkins doing his own stunts absolutely slays me. Very funny.
@krisj8277 жыл бұрын
It amazes me that there was an actual writer's room with talented writer's and this is what the result is. 😔 For those that just want explosions and long sweeping camera shots, this movie is for you.
@visionaryventures126 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of playing this movie while laying in bed... after a while it felt like two hours and I dozed off. Woke up and it was still playing. 14:34 All I could think was if I were Megatron, why am I letting these ants dictate what I can do? Btw, it's an instant commercial... just pull out and air as a toy ad.
@cbox77017 жыл бұрын
It'd be really great if Bay's movies did poorly in the box office. If that happened, the Big Wigs in Hollywood would stop loaning him money to make these shitty clusterfuck Transformers movies. Bay would be completely removed from his comfort zone and he would be forced to make better movies. The same thing happened to M. Night Shayamalan and look where he is now. He's making decent films again.
@noisepuppet6 жыл бұрын
I was trying to multitask while watching this movie, and I remember going wait WTF, did they just say King Arthur and the knights of the round table? Thinking I must have missed a step while distracted, I rewound it and watched again. Nope, they just all of a sudden dropped that in. Ok!
@mannyphantommm7 жыл бұрын
why they do Anthony Hopkins like that 😂 heh heh outta breath ass 😂
@NexusJake977 жыл бұрын
You want to know what rating they gave it don't you duuuude
@MalevolentElephant7 жыл бұрын
Jacob M I'm two minutes in and I am sensing a unanimous Some Ole Bullshit hahaha
@narutodarck56907 жыл бұрын
I go for some old bullshit and a fuck you rading
@nickmattio33977 жыл бұрын
Hands Down Better Than Sex!!! This will sweep the Oscars faster than a rabbit gets fugggged
@LiquidArmProduction6 жыл бұрын
You want to know don’t you duuude, why they keep coming here? To the theater.
@chrislaurent11377 жыл бұрын
25:58-27:48 Okay, I'm not gonna lie, and I'll probably get my ass kicked for this...but I will definitely watch this movie for this; it's stupid but hilariously stupid XD
@lpsoldier29384 жыл бұрын
Damn it...I know you guys have a lot off filler content on this channel, but your reviews are straight fire. Subscribed.
@ENZiRTV6 жыл бұрын
Gotta agree with my brother, I really liked the first Transformers movie. Actually saw it twice in theaters.
@sciencefantastic6 жыл бұрын
FREDERICK DOUGLAS
@Theslyguy17 жыл бұрын
Damn .....i miss Tommy bring the cussing for no reason back
@yikkinyingyang5496 жыл бұрын
I died when he says "I am tired of this sh*t!!"
@undertaker00797 жыл бұрын
OMG.....I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REVIEW SINCE THEY ANNOUNCED THIS BULLSHIT FRANCHISE😂😂😂😂😂
@nanairomiso7 жыл бұрын
Korey sounds like someone's angry dad lol I love it.
@Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE7 жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm dying LOL this review made laugh so hard including Nazi history part.
@bjamiork7 жыл бұрын
"NitroZeus" I can't. I fucking can't.
@rmj89057 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitro_Zeus
@mayorovercorndog91322 жыл бұрын
He was trying to say it never seizes to amaze me. But he just ended up saying "it never amazes me!"
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk Жыл бұрын
Actually he probably meant ceases.
@Ren_Davis05317 жыл бұрын
Fate of the Furious and Transformers: The Last Knight coming out 2 months apart really shows why I enjoy the Fast and Furious movies and loathe the Transformers movies. The FF movies wear their absurdity on their sleeves, and delivers a simple plot that is easy to follow and doesn’t overstay its welcome. Along the way the films are peppered with cheesy, melodramatic dialogue and is injected with a sense of camaraderie that it keeps the films light and fun. The films rally around the central theme of family, and, despite how ham fisted it is, it helps to give the films their own identity. Transformers, on the other hand, delivers barely anything but exposition and plot and isn’t aware of its stupidity. It all feels like everything was made up as they went along and they just find ways to drag it on and on and on and on just for the sake of going on and on and on and on. You get an hour into a film and it still feels like the film is in the introduction stage. Nothing makes any sense, which would be fine if was shorter and had some personality to make the rote delivery of the plot points more than just an excuse to have robots fight each other. A lot of the problems of Transformers would be alleviated if they were in the range of 90 and 100 minutes and were just open about the fact that it’s only there to show robots beating the shit out of each other. Fast and Furious knows exactly the kind of films that they are and doesn’t waste time delivering a convoluted and nonsensical plot with a bunch of useless characters that stretches to 2 and a half to 3 hours. Transformers starts off like something that is moderately entertaining for what it is but by the time you get near the end you feel like you’ve been there for 4 hours and you start to actively hate the film. Can’t give it anything other than a Fuck You.
@marikotrue34887 жыл бұрын
I was not looking forward to Transformers 5, I was looking forward to the reviews. Double Toasted's review is one of the best. Thank you.
@Montesama3144 жыл бұрын
The first movie to legitimately anger me after watching it. I felt like someone stole something from me. My life force, my soul, my money. Something.
@jeremiahjackson58785 жыл бұрын
Quintessa: (slaps Optimus) Me: (jumps into Optimus’s face) Ya just got slaaaaapped... across the face!
@Killuminati027 жыл бұрын
Double Toasted + Transformers= Christmas came early LMAO. It's sad just to think what this franchise could have been but I guess we'll be seeing even more random explosions, slow motion scenes for no reason, and plots that don't make sense at least for the next five plus years.
@danwilliams19897 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that even if this movie doesn't do well in the US, it'll still do well enough overseas to keep making more of this garbage.
@EpicFurious7 жыл бұрын
"I looked into the abyss. I saw the face of the devil." Ummm a bit heavy handed much?