THE LIGHTHOUSE | MOVIE REVIEW - Double Toasted

[@nuffsaidny]

Batman and the Green Goblin stay in a lighthouse together for a month. What could possibly go wrong?

[@luhedi6303]

Were you there on angry joe show?

[@johnsonartchive8826]

Green Goblin Doing a Mr.Krabs impression

[@gj9352]

Cringe comment

[@luhedi6303]

It is the same guy! I checked.

[@sellingacoerwa8318]

How many videos are you going to copy and paste this on? also, Double Toasted - " I did my job I'm a movie reviewer... so I went online to find a cam torrent of it to watch" Yeah... you sound like a real pro movie reviewer bro

[@thevelvetdead3357]

Robert’s accent goes in and out because his character is playing someone that stole someone else’s identity. When he starts getting railed up it comes out. Honestly it’s like how I am too. People say when I get pissed my Brooklyn accent comes out strong any other time it’s not as strong

[@neen8525]

What part of Brooklyn are you from? I’m from Crown Heights. 😌

[@Icanonlycountto4]

I’m glad there was an accent at all, I can’t really imagine what people sounded like back then much less imitating it

[@richardbeaubian5157]

Apparently, it’s a Maine fisherman accent

[@WolfataDoor]

The accent changing is intentional. Pattinson talks about it in interviews.

[@ardenaudreyarji]

Aye, sir.

[@ashtonderojas821]

This was the first movie this year that left me speechless after I left the theater. Most of it was due to me being so baffled by all the madness scenes that it was hard to even try to attempt to comprehend it. Also Dafoe's Neptune speech was something to behold...

[@slicktom300]

It gave me the same reaction midsomar did

[@nekrokulter]

One of the best monologues ever!

[@Humphking]

Robert Pattinson accent changes as his story changes, it took me a second but I got it. William Defoe was amazing.

[@WolfataDoor]

Yeah it did. And old fisherman’s accents back then fluctuated

[@friendlypup5650]

Humphking ah shit, I didn’t catch that

[@Humphking]

@surfitlive I think you're halfway there, you should ask yourself who was the real Tom, who's story were we really watching. Kinda seemed like both characters were the same to me.

[@adamchandler5402]

makes me want to watch the movie.

[@trueaddict8733]

You're absolutely right about the Greek mythology connection. The movie is a reference to the story of Prometheus and proteus.

[@biguy617]

RAW is WAR and Icarus

[@trueaddict8733]

@@biguy617 yep I forgot about that

[@trueaddict8733]

@@KaP0401 MEE TOO!! I thought pattinson was actually both characters too and that they were actually one person, however I did find out that this story is based on the real events that took place at a lighthouse in the 1800s that involved 2 men named Thomas. I thought that them both being named thomas was a clue amongst the others you have given, but it seems it's based on a couple of real lighthouse workers. I like your Interpretation of this film though. I agree with a lot of it. There's a lot to chew on with this film

[@mistersureshot1749]

The Lighthouse might be the best Lovecraft story that Lovecraft never wrote.

[@tylerwade3682]

That is the best description I heard for this movie.

[@shakes.dontknowwhatyergettin]

I know Lovecraft springs to most peoples mind the second they see a tentacle, and there is plenty of Lovecraft flavour all through the film. But just as much from a variety of other Gothic and Horror writers, from Poe, to Melville, even Stevenson. The themes in the movie long predate Lovecraft.

[@Ganon1X56]

Don’t really see the link to lovecraft too much

[@mistersureshot1749]

@@shakes.dontknowwhatyergettin Yer right, Looking back, I get more Edgar Allan Poe vibes lol

[@tellemonhigh4634]

this movie was like a grown up art house version of the misadventures of flapjack

[@keith1984rich]

That's terrifying Lol

[@tellemonhigh4634]

@@keith1984rich That's why Im here

[@wolfie23288]

LOOOL

[@wiinterflowers4277]

@@wolfie23288 I loved that show!

[@khailart8858]

I thought Pattinsons accent was off too but it’s actually accurate for the time and location.

[@jakeroberts1014]

“ I seen you sparring with the gull. Best leave him be. “

[@QueenA.G.]

“Spending 2 hours with 2 dudes getting drunk and losing their godd@mn minds!” Sounds like my dad and my uncle Scott on football night

[@joes2735]

The best movie of the year and an instant classic. Patterson deserves the best actor Oscar. What an amazing turn around for him. The guy has been all in on the craft. Dafoe is fantastic as well and would nominate for best supporting. I have no negative criticism for this picture. Every element is done to excruciating detail, impeccable direction, impactful performances all while retaining a unique look. It’s exceptional and Eggers has arguably cemented himself as a great. With only two movies under his belt. Cannot wait to see it again.

[@mykdebradley3586]

ART HOUSE "SANFORD & SON"... you just made my LiFE! lolllll!!!!!!!!!

[@guts1258]

The events in The Lighthouse could have been easily avoided if the two men just took a few minutes and purchased themselves some Double Toast Merch.

[@Tacom4ster]

@surfitlive ha

[@THX-eo9bh]

Yes a classic black t would be perfect for soaking up spilled beans. Problem solved

[@ryuoh6928]

Pattinson could've easily avoided that blinding light at the end if he had covered his eyes with that beautiful black T with the white logo.

[@chasehedges6775]

"Hey, Double Toasted, why'd you spill your beans."

[@WordUnheard]

*"Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!"*

[@gxldboyj6523]

All right have it your way I like your cooking

[@synchronizedelbow5702]

@@gxldboyj6523 Basically hearing a scathing rant from someone and replying with "k".

[@ArtofLunatik]

I love how this movie brought back Kory’s daddy issues lol.

[@guts1258]

Pattinson's accent was that of a man from Maine in the 1890s.

[@RossStern]

@surfitlive I thought his accent coming and going was a neat acting choice. His character is always lying about who he is so his accent is inconsistent. We don't know where he's really from.

[@adamchandler5402]

@surfitlive I think he was doing that on purpose.

[@chugchugburtreynolds6963]

Noticed Pattinson's character only breaks accent when he's nervous. There's the scene where Willem is interrogating him where he came from and the scene where he's hanging on a wire trying to paint the lighthouse.

[@jasonfasthorse8939]

I felt like eating Long John Silver's and Red Lobster after this is that Weird? yeah IT'S weird

[@doomsday519]

He right. It felt kinda normal to me in the beginning cuz it reminded me of my relationship with my old boss who's an independent contractor and also a family friend. And the drinking part fit to a t also.

[@jakeroberts1014]

“You like me lobster though, don’t ye?”

[@irishnessie]

Yer fond of me lobster. I seen it.

[@NightAtTheOpera3]

HARK

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

I will never look at a lighthouse the same way again

[@Jagerbomber]

You mean you saw it as some thing else other than phallic?

[@elyssuh5725]

and i will never look at mermaids the same way again

[@enterusername6953]

I will never look at a seagull the same way again. I'll leave those fuckers alone.

[@sahityabk]

Would love a spoiler review of this please

[@TamaCinema69]

Genuinely the best review of any movie ive ever seen, its about the movie, its themes, and what they meant personally to the reviewer honestly.

[@slancer25]

when Winslow pulled the mermaid trinket out of the bed, I thought it was going to be one of those gay panic movies (like Nightmare on Elm Street 2) and man...

[@Tacom4ster]

Can wait for someone to dub in Green Goblin dialogue, or the other way around.

[@NathanDewey11]

Didn't care for The Witch, so I didn't have big expectations for this. That said, I thought it was good. Not scary in the slightest, not suspenseful either, but very very well acted. Both guys put there all into their roles and are completely deserving of an award if they get one. Technically it was excellent, sounded great, looked great. Only issue with me, was the mish mash plot, kinda felt crazy for crazy sake, without much underlying meaning. Some fun moments though. Overall - definitely Matinee worthy for the performances alone.

[@CKBrooke]

Martin: Tentacle p0rn. Korey: Or in Japan, just p0rn. 🤣🤣

[@DanPlotMix]

The Lighthouse is the most disturbing horror movie in a long time. This shit traumatized me from the 2nd act, and the 3rd act. Lucky I watched it in the morning!

[@jpeart]

I love the scene where willem he curses robert pattinson for like 2 mins all in one shot. Shit was great

[@blackcowboymusic]

Like old timey cursing too, like his future generations are gonna get some of it too 😂

[@antwanjenkins6735]

Gerts without facial hair is weird to me lol.

[@RuffWarl0ck]

Not as weird as Goodwin without facial hair

[@friendlypup5650]

This is one of the funniest reviews I’ve seen

[@aidanfilms702]

This is hilarious lmao I loved the lighthouse. I hope dafoe gets the oscar for best supporting role. That Neptune speech honestly goes down as one of the best scenes of all time for me.

[@waltermartinez5890]

Willem Dafoe was very good as a psychopath in director David Lynch Wild at Heart (1990) also in White Sands (1992) with Mickey Rourke and Samuel L Jackson

[@WordUnheard]

I wish anyone would look at me, the way that girl to the far left is looking at Gerts.

[@coreylucas5346]

HP Lovecraft Shenanigans this movie is.

[@ChowDownDetroit]

I liked Gerts ever since he gave Better Than Sex to Paddington 2. He knows what’s up.

[@665don667]

You guys definitely gotta check out the film "The Nightingale"! It's in my top 3 best films to come out this year. The other 2 are "The Lighthouse" and "Parasite".

[@CatLives9]

I'd trade in that one bearded white dude in to get Girts back in a heartbeat.

[@mr.anitabonghit]

Hey Herman is cool

[@Omgacow1000]

This is easily my favorite movie of the year. Also love the shoutout to Enemy that movie is so good!

[@jgrant4736]

Both actors deserved Oscars.

[@egarran]

By far the best review I've seen of this.

[@isaacnewton5344]

Pattinson's in and out accent was intentional and a great acting choice and Dafoe was 🔥🔥

[@redozmasoma]

Lol i saw that same pinata when i was watching the opening of terminator dark fate on a bootleg site...

[@Beck-Dv]

I saw it several times while watching Joker.

[@ScrimpBoat]

@May Show NARC!

[@wickednikki1987]

I about died laughing when he pulled the version with the damn pinata on it. 😂😂

[@JJ-94]

i don't know why they're keeping this movie so under the radar it's such an incredible looking movie

[@megamoviez]

Might be the best movie of the year for me! I keep on thinking about it’s themes and the cinematography and acting are flawless! Excellent review too!

[@ardenaudreyarji]

WHY'D YA SPILLED YER BEANS, KOREY?"

[@ArvelleWhitaker]

Seagull has appeared!!! Martin: Oh no!!!!

[@willimorris1083]

Could ya'll do a video on how the GOT writers admitted they didn't know what they were doing?! @doubletoasted

[@DFTNSHEXGRM]

Haha that god damn pinata! 🤣🤣. I will probably love this movie.. I like the weird shit.

[@lochofmceo]

let me find out Korey be watching movies on the same sites I watch bootlegs on.Korey on the 123 movies side of the game

[@theconsciousobserver6829]

Loch121 where can watch this

[@lochofmceo]

@@theconsciousobserver6829 I said the site name 123 movies but be careful of pop ups

[@tylerwade3682]

This movie is a masterpiece. My favorite of 2019

[@Missjunebugfreak]

The Lighthouse has been my 2nd most anticipated movie of the year. I'm so excited to see it.

[@Dragic27]

The Lighthouse was my most anticipated movie of the year. I watched it, and now it's my favorite of the year! What is your first most anticipated movie?

[@CUF17]

Did Korey let Martin get away with that "batshit" pun? Lol

[@SawBlood45]

I'm a huge fan of the twilight zone and 3 skeleton key. This movie is right up my alley lol

[@dcaseng]

LMFAO at 0:08.😂😂😂

[@coreylucas5346]

I LOVE this movie. Hilarious as hell. OMG! Pattinson and Dafoe were fantastic! HAAAAAARRRRRKK!!!!

[@morningstar7329]

1:40 and 2:34 My favorite part of the review.

[@Devilsblood]

Its a cross between "Antichrist" and "Eraserhead"

[@Horrorking181]

That's why I loved it so much definitely have Eraserhead vibes which is in my top ten films ever

[@TwistedSynn]

That's a Fortnite, reference lol. The Lama pinata and hitting it with the bat from first person.

[@Ren_Davis0531]

Glad to see you guys review this film. I saw it a few days ago and I had no idea how to process this other than “it’s weird.” Definitely something I need to see again. I was not prepared for this film the first time around.

[@amandacamille2336]

I don't get how the ending of Hereditary was confusing. Thought it was a pretty clear theme throughout.

[@codyking981]

it was the underlying story that was confusing

[@king_julian327]

@@codyking981 What underlying story? Most of it was pretty comprehensible.

[@jlysvoll]

Agree. The movie literally spells it out at the end. There is nothing to understand.

[@fangal12]

@@jlysvoll for some viewers if the themes and plot are not dumped out through exposition they have no idea what's going on. That's why mainstream blockbusters have so much exposition in them, sadly general audiences are really that slow

[@MrTHEMONEEMAKER]

Seriously, hereditary was as obvious as a Pixar movie compared to this random shit

[@natns]

Oh I missed Girts!

[@ArvelleWhitaker]

Korey and Martin in unison: Shiiiiiiieeeeedd

[@sons714native4]

Great to see Gurts every now and then.

[@jacindaellison3363]

I wonder what would Korey had done to Martin if the latter subjected him to that treatment. 🤣

[@waveali5620]

Lmfao at the bootleg Piñata. I've had a couple of bootlegs where that damn thing scare you by coming out of nowhere. I'm sorry but its getting to the point when I see that A24 logo I start avoiding the movie. I thought Midsommar was crazy but this one took the damn cake.

[@e3vL1]

Quarter of people in my showing either left of bordom or saw them fall asleep as I left

[@johnw6272]

That god damn piñata pisses me off whenever I’m pirating a movie

[@kavjay]

Any chance of Spooktacular Savings Special this year? I need my annual Co-Host fix!

[@P.E.NumberOne]

Someone asked Korey this on 8 Bit Crumbs. It's not happening unfortunately mainly due to him going to Japan and Co-Host not calling him to do it. It's a shame, I wanted to happen too,

[@kavjay]

@@P.E.NumberOne , thanks for the info bud. Damn, first time in over a decade where we had no Spooktacular Savings. Boo!

[@P.E.NumberOne]

@@kavjay All good! It's also the only time we get to have Tony on the shows so it's pretty disappointing we won't have one this year.

[@TheCloveart]

DAAAAMMMMN.... if you don't know now... now you know. Corey is giving everything away in this film. I only watch these reviews AFTER i see the films. Geez!!!!!

[@Phantom_binovirex8974]

Random but wondering what their thoughts would be on mckamey manor lol

[@codyking981]

mckamey manor is one of the most fucked up places ever

[@Patrick.__]

They did discuss it back in 2014 if I recall correctly, though it would be interesting to hear their current thoughts.

[@alexjimenez9178]

Like working with a drunk sailor version of my dad

[@Operateur]

Weird aspect ratio :D its called 4:3, the standard before widescreen

[@KoolToTheFoolas87]

A great video review from y'all. Keep up with a good work.

[@kevinperch]

I absolutely love your podcast. You guys really love this shit and it shows. Much love.

[@stoplyinn]

Best movie of the year.

[@wingchundragon]

That piñata is the benefit of firestick hahahha

[@thedudebryan98]

Hey your right about the accents everytime robert was mad you can hear the good times accent especially in the "I want a steak" scene

[@House2017]

William Dafoe looked like Anthony Hopkins! I'd love to see this movie!

[@EdCervantes93]

👏👏👏 The Podcast!... I would see that project! 🤓👍... Stay toasty! Love from L.A!!!!!!? 😎🔥🔥✅ - Eddy OUT!!!

[@quentinbell3035]

I know what site Korey is talking about. I get all my movies from them 🤭😂

[@teejayscottzilla6804]

The movie was weird in all the right ways

[@FallenRingbearer]

I loved both this and Mother. And to be honest I'd love to watch a movie with these styles with Korey. Aaaand have a drunken discussion after.

[@andrewdeen1]

it wasn't that defoe's character had been there too long, they both arrive at the same time at the beginning. movie of the year right here.. wish martin would have seen it

[@chrisknight5699]

Please can Anyone tell me? Is GIRTS FROM PITTSBURGH???

[@DrawingABlanka]

I find the Patterson accent thing interesting. I cant decide if he was struggling or if it was a creative due to later developments with his character. I really dont know aha.

[@WordUnheard]

I just saw the movie tonight. I really believe that he assumed the accent of the man he was pretending to be, because the accent fades as he reveals his real name and what happened. He noticeably sounded like Johnny Depp from that point on.

[@DrawingABlanka]

@@WordUnheard that's a really good point. It would explain why its rock solid for the first half. I saw it last night as well. I thought it was awesome.

[@WordUnheard]

@@DrawingABlanka My only complaint was the aspect ratio. It only took up half the screen, with giant black bars on either side. It took me at least 30 minutes to stop staring at them. I mean, it did add to the claustrophobic feeling of the movie, but it was so jarring at first. The acting was amazing, though.

[@DrawingABlanka]

@@WordUnheard I can defo see what you mean. It can be distracting at times. I'm just glad the movie ended up being good after that trailer.

[@stilllife321]

@@DrawingABlanka I think i read on one of his interview and Willem Dafoe (since i was curious about the accent thing in this movie) that they have proper teacher to learn about their particular accent they need to have in this movie and Pattinson describe that his accent sound like three or four different accent (the old time-y new England, downeast Maine) and if he makes one vowel mistake it sound like completely different accent, and he cant completely control it that much. And when i read about people who said his accents is all over the place and read those interview, it possible it even sound intentionally like that. He admit it that it so difficult for him though.

[@NERDSoul]

Endings like the one explained here can be 'cool' but all-too-often they're mostly done because the writer(s) don't know how to end the story or just flat out don't have an ending.

[@pismodude2]

What? You didn't find it incredibly deep to end with him finally getting to look at the light and then falling from the top of the heavens like Prometheus before him, punished forevermore by being lain out on the rocks and picked apart by the birds? What about when he started imagining Dafoe as a siren with a big puffy fish vagina and then dominated him and made him act like a dog? This tells the story of man attempting to rise to the level of god and dominate the powers that existed before him, don't you think that's really deep and meaningful? Like they said in the movie, both of their Christian names were the same, but because of their sins they were neither worthy of being in control of their own fates. Just kidding. 1/10. Everyone needs to stop sniffing Dafoe's farts. The critics are all pressuring each other to love this, it probably brings them back to their days of studying films and tickles their nostalgia button a bit. It's obvious every critic is afraid to call it what it is: A well executed movie, with amazing acting, great musical scores, perfect set and direction, but an absolute shit story stitched together from old historical records and small snippets adapted from timeless writings of the ages past, clearly used by someone out of their depth and so desperate to find meaning that they had to leave it open-ended with vague allusions to many possible interpretations. You are completely right, this movie failed the basic need to have a strong main storyline by trying to be so open-ended and *interpretable*.

[@NERDSoul]

@@pismodude2 lol #TruDAT

[@ColombianThunder]

@@pismodude2 yeah I'm gonna have to disagree here. You can't give a movie a 1 out of ten after having just praised every technical aspect besides the story. At least give it some credit and bring it to a 5

[@pismodude2]

ColombianThunder No. You can use whatever rating system you like, but to me, each aspect of a movie plays a vital role. You don't get a point for music, or a point for good direction, it doesn't work that way. Even a $1,000 sandwich is ruined when they slather on toothpaste to hold it together. The plot is the connective tissue of a movie. I don't ever want to see anyone make something like this ever again, the rating reflects that. But I do appreciate and acknowledge that every other aspect was solid and probably 10/10. The actors, musicians, set designers, and director did great work here, not denying that at all.

[@ColombianThunder]

@@pismodude2 then that should reflect in the rating. It seems odd to give a movie 2 completely different ratings. And while you're right you can rate a movie how you want, there are objective aspects to film and i feel that should be taken into account when it comes to a rating, you said it yourself the production was a 10/10, which one can interpret as aspects of the movie really speaking to you meaning you enjoyed it. Movies aren't sandwiches. To rate a movie a 1 over one part you didn't enjoy sounds ridiculous because from your point of view(it seems) nearly every movie should be a 1. I understand why you dislike the film but idk I'm just of the belief that movies, while subjective, can be rated objectively

[@silentthriller]

This movie was pretty bad azz.

[@jgrant4736]

I loved this film.

[@Rob_991]

i need to see this movie

[@rod2467]

I’m going Friday. They are finally showing it here.

[@Margo-No-T]

Can someone explain why Tom screamed 'Hawk' in the trailer?

[@maxpower4896]

He screams...... "Hark !"

[@Phil4RealMusic]

Your description says A42.....not A24....damn you THAT scared?! lol

[@nilesengerman8263]

You're absolutely right. People are afraid to say it's bad out of the fear they'll be called studpid. The Lighthouse, as a "film," impressive production; as entertainment, meh.

[@floraposteschild4184]

You and I obviously have different views of entertainment.

[@lindseyg7398]

lol I tried watching Joker and got that same fucking pinata and ended up going to the movies instead. Anyway, I'm here to get some insight on another movie i just watched and left me fucking speechless.

[@shaunr1996]

bro thats how it be trying to pirate movies lol

[@ManDeLorean9]

This movie reminded me of a Shutter Island. Left you wondering and didn't give the viewers any clear answers

[@jasonvorhees1352]

Shutter island was pretty clear i thought

[@DrathTengu]

This remind me of the lighthouse from an episode of The NoSleep Podcast... It has something to do with two guys and seems like sirens or mermaids.