Doug and Twitch Chat invade Europe with Ai, versus Charborg! (VOD)

[@osnova2553]

The whole video in a nutshell: Dough: I... AI: No, you failed, and shit yourself, and died Charborg: Mike... AI: Mike seduced the planet, now Pole Land rules the world :)

[@jonaut5705]

don't forget the crying, he always cries

[@karapalmer7228]

@@jonaut5705 And also they get told to pound sand, can't forget that

[@thisguy6593]

I wanna point out how fitting it is that Mike, a guy whose main thing is marriage is facing off against the Empire of Divorcia

[@katierasburn9571]

absolute tragedy that we never tried to divorce the powercouple

[@juliagibbs32]

Even worse, it was given as an option at one point, and then Chat just DIDN’T TAKE IT! Man, my wife’s gonna divorce me harder than ever after she sees this complete missed opportunity!

[@holaiamdevil]

it was so fucking funny that we (charborgs chat) went that route i love irony

[@TraviNomotion]

Ai risk is Dougdoug’s greatest creation

[@czpokeblade2839]

Without a doubt

[@greenalienforever3162]

Agreed

[@stormrider2156]

abso-freakin-lutely

[@snaiper195]

it's not original 2 years before he started his series one KZbinr witch name i forgot had a similar series but all countries could invade each other, and were controlled by AI text generator + he cant even distinguish Balkans from Baltics and other guy says geometry instead of Geography.

[@FWMuscle]

@@snaiper195 ur lame

[@2hungry4food62]

Can you and Twitch Chat invade a human body with ai and be like viruses or something?

[@thesupremeoverlordofice121]

That would be awesome!

[@dandanthedandan7558]

DOUG-23 pandemic

[@radioactiveseaotter]

Actually primal

[@GayestWinston]

great idea

[@fedcab4360]

Just replying so this comment gets to the top

[@Jakey5A9913]

Mike is like the anti-Doug-chat. Instead of getting divorced all the man does is get married.

[@buzzybees8604]

yees

[@Ariovisti]

I always thought the AI loved chat, but it turns out it just hates Doug.

[@techno1561]

It loves chat, but it dislikes Doug more.

[@SWISS-1337]

These are by FAR my favourite series. Any AI takeovers are bound to be hilarious.

[@czpokeblade2839]

This series is awesome, from God emperors to space popes to Saul Goodman, it never disappoints

[@SWISS-1337]

@@czpokeblade2839 totally agree. I am a little disappointed that it's with another youtuber, because I am really particularly on the youtubers I like, but so far it's been funny.

[@czpokeblade2839]

@@SWISS-1337 that's understandable

[@inkpudding2498]

​@@czpokeblade2839Never forgot the moment where Saul Goodman descended from heaven and single handedly defeated doug's army. The insane part is that this actually happened

[@SWISS-1337]

@@inkpudding2498 "FU*K OFF" - our big beautiful sun.

[@CaliCosmicGal]

The greatest mistake of the divoricians was trying to get married

[@kokonutt]

i never thought i'd see a collab between dougdoug and charborg, 2 of my favourite streamers/youtubers

[@Forest1538]

Literally the only two I watch, this collaboration is perfect

[@PhonEyStuff]

​@@Forest1538 I'm waiting for RT to get involved.

[@Forest1538]

@@PhonEyStuff that would be insane! I haven't even seen any of Rt's stuff since KZbin screwed him over

[@spiralspark8523]

The fact I wanted this and only found it now. This collab is probably my favorite collaboration.

[@NickManJams]

I wonder if the AI has a bias based on the repeated outcomes of actions. Like, if you fail a task a couple of times, you're more than likely to fail each time thereafter, and vise versa. I don't know if that's true or if would make a difference, but maybe copy-pasting the description into a new story each time, then taking your turn in a new window might trick the AI into breaking the pattern of continued wins and losses with each prompt?

[@cosmicelectron]

I think that's part of the reason chat was so successful in other rounds, cause they were to random to get stuck in a loop

[@manologamerss5801]

This would make the AI make sos little sense. It already makes characters' personality and powers change from one side to another when having two different AIs, having a few dozen would make something like, idk, a character dies in one story and then in the next one they come down from the heavens to destroy an entire army.

[@buttnuttz6119]

I’m pretty sure it does, it’d explain why Mike was so good at marrying and why Doug was getting multiple fails in a row

[@brolythegoat]

As a polish person who is VERY passionate about Poland, between the random geographical mistakes, the 2 Polands and 3 Pole Lands, King Michael(Pike), France takeover, chat succession into Poland, and finally the grand 6 person marriage uniting west Europe under Poland; this video was an emotional roller coaster between cheering, despear, and most of all *love*.

[@davidkueny2444]

"2 Polands and 3 Pole Lands" I'm sorry, wat?

[@kiyo4371]

timestamps for self: 14:48 Charborg's chat wants to be called poland 59:00 seduce ditler 1:18:55 mike has married his mother 1:51:42 pound sand/and so they cry 1:55:00 romantically telling the italian president to go pound sand 2:02:45 the blahaj children are locked in a museum 2:21:34 mike fends off divorcia with his special ability 2:26:00 mike attempts to take over germany/ free tower 2:46:01 mike has four children named michael 3:12:19 divorcians tell the french government to pound sand 2:18:16 game recap

[@littletiger08]

reading this without watching the vod is a new level of confusion

[@ronger97]

I think that last timestamp is off.

[@Nishy]

As a Scandinavian, hearing the pronunciation of BLÅHAJ is brutal. Doug was pretty close at 1:50:48 though. Fun stream!

[@mattymerr701]

The swedish o is confusing 😭 (I don't know what it is actually called. All I know is vaguely what the Finns call it)

[@3st3st77]

@@mattymerr701 It's really simple. The å is pronounced like "o" because the o is already pronounced like "u" because the u is pronounced like "y" which is also pronounced like y. Simplicity itself. I don't think there was an easier way to do this.

[@SophiaAstatine]

Seeing Denmark in coloured in the thumbnail made me scared enough as it is. You just made it so much worse by revealing that there is pronunciation which will be butchered in this video. My greatest weakness.

[@00Anjie]

@@3st3st77 (confusion noises)??

[@thewallsspeaktome3507]

@@3st3st77 As a non-scandi living a bit lower I despise you scandis and your butchering of language

[@MrWizeazz]

I think if the AI gives him a specifically named person then Doug should definitely give that character traits next time, I just think it would work out so well.

[@e34YT]

i was infuriated for the first 32 minutes because of the geography knowledge of these two

[@czpokeblade2839]

The video where Doug takes a test on the location of most countries disappointed all of us, lol. He didn't do very well at all

[@ZachPlum]

@@czpokeblade2839 Except for Africa (i think, might have been Asia) with the 300:1 return for believers

[@czpokeblade2839]

@@ZachPlum Africa he did horribly, lol. Got 19/54. I think he did a little better in Asia, that might be the big return

[@Providence..]

Hurts more when you're an American who does know geography, lol.

[@zeno_sama3511]

"where the hell is england? Britain? Switzerland?"

[@equestrianquarter2356]

Some of the time stamps I’ve deemed important ✨ 42:28 Charborg’s 1st turn! 45:23 mike debate + attempted Recruitment 46:37 PIVOT RULES 49:56 Is mike a special Resource???? 50:52 Doug’s 1st turn 55:57 Charlord’s Pole Land 2 steals Doug’s turn. 58:45 Charlord’s 2nd turn 1:04:11 Doug’s 2nd turn 1:15:21 bye bye mike I haven’t finished this list yet!!!! I still haven’t watched the entire video through lol

[@shilohmagic7173]

Hey, don't forget the first mention of blahaj, at 1:47:06!

[@shoes4clues955]

2:55:16 Divorcian officials give 4 kids bags of cocaine, tell them to sell it to their dead father

[@hoddtoward2623]

when are you gonna finish this list

[@bemybff205]

Mike is basically an anime character, he got bored of the harem protagonist lifestyle so he decided to go on a tournament arc 😂

[@bubbles1044]

I think this works a lot better when the streamer is against chat, maybe next time it could be a 1v1v1v1 of doug vs guest streamer vs guest streamer's chat vs doug's chat, or it could be a 2v1v1 of the two streamers vs doug's chat vs guest chat

[@DeathfireCaps]

Yeah a lot of the fun comes from the sheer randomness of chat.

[@silliestgoose92]

the first minute and a half was the best part

[@czpokeblade2839]

The part without Doug? Lol

[@SWISS-1337]

@@czpokeblade2839 insert Simpsons German actor. "that's the joke".

[@pingi6607]

Chair.

[@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232]

@@czpokeblade2839 he just is an annoying side character

[@Bagelboy4]

@@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232 we all know the chair is the real main character of the doug Doug universe

[@kolldm]

Mike is such a powerhouse

[@Providence..]

Holy shit, yes! I was just thinking about these two doing a collab last night!

[@OliaSmith0]

They are both my favourite streamers/ KZbinrs at the moment this is so crazy’s to see them collaborate and would love to see more

[@bitgrenadier5798]

I’ve learned 2 things, they both need to learn geography and when historical events happen. Doug thinks that the 1000 bc was medieval, the Roman Empire hasn’t even formed. If he meant 1000 Ad which he probably meant, then Leif Erikson discovered Greenland in 986 after being banished from Iceland.

[@plum8503]

Geometry*. And Charborg is really good at it, See Zack republic and Brea Tane prove it

[@RosemaryThe845]

been waiting for a charborg collab, I thought it would never happen. this is the most genius collab ever.

[@I_am_someone_named_G]

Yeah like holy sh-

[@eethanl]

I was anticipating it because I remember he had mentioned dougdoug a few times and borrowed some code from him

[@theclassypineapple]

I love how Doug keeps fucking throwing at any chance he gets

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Variant Rule: The League Of Free Nations is a Special A. I. faction that has claim over all nations not claimed by players. Gains no points from nations, but uncapped in Special Resources. Only wins if they meet point requirement AND have at least as many nations as half that of player who has most, round up.

[@gamemultiplier1750]

This brings up an interesting thing about this game, he never has a rule regarding NPC factions or groups. It was pretty noticeable during the Space Invasion. If my memory serves me right, at one point the Humans of Earth had possession of Uranus, then Doug just simply declared that it doesn't make sense.

[@thediethrower1803]

You know they don't understand history or Europe when not only does Doug not get all of Denmark, but also he thinks 1000 is far back enough for Denmark not to have Greenland yet.

[@fivefs]

Forgot all about this Crossover until the Dougies reminded me, it’s was so good. Hope we get a highlights stories of MIKE on the main channel eventually

[@T29Heavy]

I hope the next episode of "Twitch chat and I Invaded" series is about Toys trying to take over a house that has several areas like the Front Yard, The backyard, Living room, Kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms, Garage, the attic, closets, pond, and a treehouse. There are multiple types of Toys like Lego and their competitors like mega construx, action figures, Army Men, Dolls, Rc vehicles like Cars, Tanks, Helicopters, and Boats, Regular toy vehicles, and others. Some of the toys will be the starter for Doug and Twitch chat and the others are special resources. And also there's one special resource that is worth 2 or 3 points and it's a fat Albert Figure which he is the most strongest thing ever but he's on the top of a shelf which can only be reached with an air vehicle or if someone attempts to climb it. Also home appliances like vacuum cleaners can be a special resource.

[@fukro7557]

That's a really cool idea. Maybe post it on reddit so Doug can actually see it

[@MrLucky5001]

so glad I changed teams. gotta suck for the chatters that stayed with Doug. clearly Doug was dragging us down.

[@yuki97kira]

TRAITOR TO THE EMPIRE!!!! Your punishment....DIVORCE!

[@katierasburn9571]

yeah they cursed us when we left at first but they all joined us by the end, we won our independence and half of europe too, huzzah!

[@jorgeianfernandez9885]

I love how obsessed the chat is with a femboy army, I'm only an hour in but I hope it becomes a thing.

[@mattymerr701]

I'm doing my part!

[@dropfish3109]

give us femboy pope :(

[@emeraldnightmare6643]

What a twist! This was a blast from start to finish

[@MrWizeazz]

Mike’s storied love life deserves to be animated in the future.

[@Saul_Goodman_official]

i often masturbate to this comment

[@riskyworks]

32:00 I hope you do more of these with Charborg, perhaps the zoo one

[@riskyworks]

Perhaps add more potential traits for the animals so there's less overlap.

[@mrEduardo354]

@@riskyworks I think there was a lot of variety, its just that we were very unlucky

[@riskyworks]

@@mrEduardo354 True, true

[@riskyworks]

But either way, they should do that one together. It would be great

[@nutmegdoesstuff1339]

Notice how as soon as we have to be on the same team as Doug we lost. It's all Doug's fault.

[@GDNashit]

Dougdoug is the only Ai player that can get in a 2v2 and still be the only one to lose

[@TheRetroShepherd]

I'm sad Chatvia wasn't chosen as the name because then the real capital named Riga could have been turned into a "RIGGED" joke

[@grimreaper9121]

The ai really tried to bring in the H-man into the story just like master chief in that one video/stream.

[@TheLegendaryLlama]

They actually did it, the two greatest streamers collabed.

[@Omnom1243]

"Pound sand", mike said seductively. Beautiful marriage techniques

[@Illuminat-ve5ue]

Charborg is historically accurate medieval europe lmao

[@myrow8890]

The Twitch channel Poland has as of this moment 3.1k followers. Well played Poland, I salute you!

[@MrWizeazz]

Side Note- “Pound Sand” is a military insult.

[@patrickholzer6415]

I'm Austrian and I would love it if "pound Sand!" would become a phrase here XD

[@stoopidapples1596]

I think this is now my favourite AI invasion, this is absolutely hilarious!

[@gracegirl1086]

Doug and Charborg have such good chemistry, I hope they do this again sometime!

[@ZNEO3NZ]

Mike uses his "powers" to ally one, lady marries two others and two full chat rooms can't figure out that the guy is hung.

[@DiiAcid]

This was amazing, was laughing to tears! Doug and Charborg should legit do this at least once a month! xD

[@SWISS-1337]

Doug too nice, but liked seeing a cameo from Michael and Pichael from interdimensional cable. This was so chaotic.

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

I thought this video was going to be full of inaccuracies. Pleasantly surprised that they included the traditional Slovakian bag of cocaine

[@firedoctor1]

The fact that chat always tries to marry and fails, then charborgs chat succeeds every single time is ironic

[@Wolfimann22]

Always amazing, hope there comes more with this AI.

[@BeatInMySkull]

Today's "Touch Grass" was 1912's "Pound Sand"

[@FlameTheFaithful]

Jesus christ that AI voice was almost flawless wtf, tiktok and insta could never

[@ghastlygno3002]

I'd love a battle toyale sort of thing with the whole world with doug, twitch chat, charborg, charborg' twitch chat and a player completely run by an ai

[@MsMtheory]

So worried about offending Europe...Keeps calling Sweden Ikea 😂

[@Meow_Tse-Tung]

Doug and chat missed a huge opportunity by not going with Divortugal. Wow this was a fucking rollercoaster of a watch after smoking, and I was incredibly confused much of the time lol

[@alexandermelendez1661]

Poland II: The Sequel

[@czpokeblade2839]

*Pole Land 2, the superior Irish edition

[@fedcab4360]

A thing I have noticed is that Doug NEVER wins

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Charborg Pacifist Mode

[@Xarx3s]

1:43:45 "I'm gonna make the Eiffel Tower even bigger than before." is a hilarious line in context; if you know what it's slang for.

[@elizagevorgyan3155]

Just googled it, don’t do the same mistake

[@kolldm]

very excited to watch this video. hope the pope shows up edit: guess who showed up

[@yuki97kira]

SAUL GOODMAN!!!?

[@kolldm]

@@yuki97kira good guess

[@puyu8621]

i think the ai just really respects honeymoons and you could accomplish anything if you just try it on a honeymoon.

[@hihey229]

I really think NovelAi at some point after a few failures decided that Divorcia was actually a slapstick folk tale where we repeatedly watch the villains attempt to move forward only to be foiled again and again in increasingly humiliating situations.

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

Nia's battle music playing when Mike goes on the honeymoon with the President and Mrs Dope is a pretty nice coincidence.

[@hollyhell3772]

I'm only sad that after they lost the Holy Dope, the Divorcians didn't head to Netherlands to find a Holy Nope

[@Exquisite_Crap]

I want you all to know I got an AD for olive oil on this video. Doug’s olive oil addiction has reached KZbin itself.

[@Niltenstein]

The holy dope kills his own army, takes germany, gets rejected by mikes mom, finds out mike married his mom and then he goes on a boat and drowns

[@jams_toast1]

Divorcia taken out by marriage, how poetic

[@xian2themax]

All hail Mike, king of rizz

[@whydoi4088]

36:36 "Germany is the Poland of Europe" -Douglas Douglas

[@shilohmagic7173]

10:30 "there's so many countries here, it's too dense!" And they hate each other!

[@Unlimited_Powah]

Can we do Twitch Chat vs Chair as the chair is obviously the main character

[@Basti_Wood]

don't you mean the main Chairacter?

[@Unlimited_Powah]

@@Basti_Wood Nope.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

The League of Free Nations!

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

23:12 Ireland has Cu Chulain. Literally an Irish Heracles

[@hogless24]

Im a bit late, but I was so happy to see a collab between Charborg and Doug.. They're both my favorite streamers as of now lol

[@ashdog9235]

The means drowning is a process that is NOT always fatal, just like strokes and heart attacks do not always end in death. People survive heart attacks and strokes often, but occasionally they have complications. The same is true for drowning. 1:40:29 1:40:38 1:40:40

[@hisupwassup]

the ai went really weird way, did it not? Chatborg's ai was all like santa barbara and stuff, with those occasional dialogues, while Doug's ai was super looped on failing and crying. This is actually rigged for both teams AND the vievers, cause its not so funny as it always is

[@skellish]

Yeah, I think it tends to want to repeat things similar to what it's already said previously, pretty unfortunate.

[@hihey229]

The funniest thing is, it was Doug that changed whatever NovelAI said to "And do the Holy Dope cried." after one of the first failures. Rigging it as always

[@Danadop]

Having doug doug and charborg in the same room is like having a federal agent and a Red button its like they are made for each other

[@johannesherold1554]

He was so close to say Spaghetti at 3:19:51 xD

[@adamxei9073]

Another great addition to the collection!

[@stuntsnotblunts1498]

I was apprehensive about an invasion versus someone else but I had the drake meme moment when I found out it was against charborg

[@livingorginism]

cuddling with my Blåhaj and watching doug doug, hell yeah

[@CordyCordyCordyCordy]

Smh “Britain”, Doug Doug hates Scotland smh my head. My lawyer Parkser will be hearing about this Douglas Squared.

[@czpokeblade2839]

Wales too!

[@Pink.andahalf]

The actual island is called Britain. The countries on it are called England, Scotland and Wales. That's why the group is often called Great Britain, and when combined with Northern Ireland, the United Kingdom.

[@uh4875]

Scottish people are British. Britain is the island. English people are cringe tho

[@anor_naur]

If Doug was so adamant on the invasion be set in 1000 AD, they should have used an 11th century map of Europe!

[@paulomatute4114]

I laughed a lot when it said the tournament participating prize was 5 million dollars, this AI invations are great!

[@Starklar]

sweet, maybe something will happen involving denmark this time.... holy shit Dougmark!

[@czpokeblade2839]

Dougmark!!!!!!!!

[@Frost_Balt]

Y’all need to do this again

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

Was amazing vid, i hope you would continue using the idea of such collaborations

[@SadatEverything]

Doug, you could've fished the Dope. but instead you let chat made you pound sand!

[@lololzaz]

4 michael jrs sounds like something you would order at a fast food place

[@FamusJamus]

"Magic Mike and the Holy Dope" sounds like a bootleg Harry Potter book.

[@gheebuttersnaps277]

Who else agrees that Mike is an anime protagonist?

[@Aceship]

Ever since that one stream, I hear ‘Texas beach’ instead of TTS and I can’t hear anything else

[@overlord7654]

Doug should do a stream about upgrading his pc.

[@user-bo6je1pk9z]

dougdoug charborg is the crossover i never could have hoped for in my wildest dreams

[@moira_meteorite]

if you really think about it, pole land 2s first action was actually the unification of ireland

[@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere]

fills me with joy seeing the chat teach dougdoug about swedish lol. So many people got it wrong though. Blå Haj, the 'å' is pronounced like an O, but more like "OA", with the emphasis on the A at the end. So, you pronounce it something like this: Bloa/h Hi The A or H in "Bloa/h" is a very soft A/H. You barely pronounce it

[@Ciruela4]

the mission goes on

[@JleRstvie]

Next time it should be the same but each chat should have they own country. It will be very chaotic

[@eaglest0554]

If this was modern Dougdoug, the Michael Jrs wouldn't even be an issue, just send in Dougdoug to flush them.

[@DatTrashCat]

Wow the land of marriages vs the land of divorces, what a legacy and a story to behold