GTA 5 Chaos Mod but if I break the law I explode (VOD)

[@julianvink2700]

I just keep imagining Parkzer in an open workspace, and all of his colleagues hear him stay stuff like "Yes, It is legal to drive over the pavement in order to avoid the whales."

[@yuki97kira]

They heard him talking about otter birth

[@CarlosThadeu]

I'd die to see that lmao

[@nathanpfirman625]

"Why is this guy talking about breeding goldfish with monkeys on the phone?"

[@togepipokearts4504]

he's in court when it happens (he's a lawyer)

[@WhyDoesYoutubeHaveHandlesJFC]

​@@togepipokearts4504 For the last time, he's not a lawyer. He's a cop, that's why he has a gun.

[@chameleonfoot]

Doug and Parkzer’s relationship really makes believe in platonic soulmates and adults having best friends.

[@Acirclee]

For real, there like markiplier and lixian

[@tf2heritageposts]

i propose the term: soulbros

[@ironhidex7554]

Wait u didnt think adults should have best friends??? Wth

[@chameleonfoot]

@@ironhidex7554 I’m being overdramatic, but in the current western culture some people really think that! Especially for guys, showing you actually care or saying so is “weak” or “cringe” depending on the group you’re with. I’ve heard stuff like “uh I don’t have a best friend I’m an adult” from women too, and it’s so disheartening. That’s why seeing Doug and Parkzer feels so good. Reminds me that having my own best friend is Fine Actually.

[@Providence..]

@@chameleonfoot I've never come across someone in all my 22 years of life who thought that having a best friend as an adult is weird, that in and of itself is weird, lmao.

[@alexia4431]

I am crying, please keep all of the "doug cuts off parkzer trying to decline billing" bits

[@amsgamingandmusic]

I know, I love those XD

[@Clockwonk]

It's funny but it also means Doug hasn't told Parkzer "I love you" in a while and that makes me sad

[@krns1695]

@@Clockwonkdid you not watch the valentine stream yet? Parkzer literally said he would kiss doug ( with tongue )

[@rm_steele]

@@krns1695 many people don't watch doug live all the time and the vods channel is like 8 days behind

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

But I'm not charg- *Parkzer has left the chat*

[@Liquidglitch]

I'm so happy that Parkzer called Doug out for his improper use of "rip ass"

[@pissoffeachother]

Not the hero we wanted but the hero we needed

[@ApexBrachydios]

@@pissoffeachother Well, he is the hero I wanted

[@kitten2612]

2:27:18

[@MrknowitaIl]

1:40:00

[@stevencowan37]

I absolutely lost my mind laughing at "Well, now you're trespassing". Parkzer might just be one of the all-time great straight men in comedy duos.

[@SnuggsMcDuff]

Why did you qualify this with "straight"? 😂

[@masonsudul1643]

​@@SnuggsMcDuff because it's a term in comedy where the straight man is the one who is super serious and litteral to act as a foil to the goofy over the top one.

[@Loderyod]

@@masonsudul1643 omg can't believe that they made a term specifically for Parkzer

[@olive4200]

@@Loderyod real main character moment

[@thewallsspeaktome3507]

@@olive4200 But chair wasn't involved

[@temari2860]

I love how educational DougDoug is. Today I've learned that heroin is awesome, shoplifting is really easy, and that laws are just suggestions from a real lawyer. This channel is like a dad to me.

[@NotNitehawk]

Anything is legal if you file the right paperwork.

[@tyleralan1470]

​@@NotNitehawk anything is legal if parkzers says it's is* because he is a real attorney lawyer cop breast milk enjoyer

[@andrew6341]

anything is legal if you have enough money

[@smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094]

Anything is legal if you cause enough destruction

[@alexassine0100]

Anything is legal if no one sees it

[@neonlights_12]

Parkzer asking "Wait, is this something that just happened on your stream?" at 23:20 implies that Doug routinely calls Parkzer with questions like this even when he's not streaming

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

1:13:47 *[violent crash]* *[exhausted voice]* "Parkzer, is that illegal-" *[buries face in hands in sorrow]*

[@Jamestron1011]

Parkzer is an example of how hard it would be to be a lawyer in a magical world

[@yuki97kira]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEVIATATE THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE YOU SPOKE YOUR SPELLS WRONG!!!!?"

[@jaysabol1821]

That's it my next dnd character is a former arcane public defender

[@SpaceMissile]

@@jaysabol1821 I love this idea. also I want a movie.

[@NotNitehawk]

"Your honor, my client was not responsible for the several homicides he committed. His chariot was unknowingly cursed by a dark sorcerer before hand, and therefore he can be held responsible for anything the curse caused."

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@NotNitehawkTo be fair no lawyer would say “homicides [client] committed” that’s just admitting fault. They would say “Alleged homicides committed by the curse”

[@captainreggae99]

oh my goodness, chat taking Doug to court was the funniest thing I have seen on twitch/youtube in a long time. Parkzer's involvement was priceless... "I am NOt your lawyer"... I died. The fact that Doug can pull all this off live to an audience week after week, with new material and WRITING HIS OWN CODE LIVE to further his interaction with his chat.... it just truly flaunts Doug's genius. I'm so glad we have a Doug in these trying times.

[@alexo_pog]

well this time the mod is public and a streamer attraction

[@alexo_pog]

but i agree, doug is amazing

[@ДенисИванов-э9у]

He is nut lawyer for sure

[@NotNitehawk]

Don't let Doug hear you say that, he prefers you to praise his creations.

[@eroticmanhole]

​​@@NotNitehawkMen hate to feel like theyre a special princess but damn he is like the princess peach of twitch

[@richardpike8748]

I love that when Parkzer quoted the exhibition of speed law, Parkzer explicitly said this is an interpretation before explaining (his interpretation of) how the law pertains to what Doug would be doing! Gotta love Parkzer's extremely thorough levelheadedness

[@SWISS-1337]

"Why blow up? That's illegal. Just don't blow up?" Parkzer you're amazing.

[@massecurr]

"Well you're trespassing now" might be an early contender for Parkzer moment of the year

[@davidkueny2444]

I'm only 25 minutes in, and I noticed something that Doug should have told his lawyer: that the High kicked in *while he was in an intersection.* He *needed* to keep driving to find a safe place to pull over, and it isn't his fault that a truck came out of nowhere before he could find one. TL;DR, Doug should appeal on the basis of incompetent counsel.

[@Usedtohavemyrealnameonhere]

Furthermore in the American legal system you can plead intoxicated of you've committed a crime while under the influence.

[@animalhalo5984]

Next time doug does this, Parkzer should have control of the illegal button

[@masterofdoots5965]

I love Parkzer trying to make legal sense of the random shit happening because of the chaos mod

[@scrungobeepis5443]

Seriously, when Doug was flung through the air only to land on some grass and Parkser completely stopped his thoughts dead in their track with a “Well you’re trespassing now” was golden. Love that funny very real lawyer/cop

[@yuki97kira]

@@scrungobeepis5443 cop/lawyer/otter

[@Shadow-sx4gh]

@@yuki97kira /koala lawyer

[@NotNitehawk]

"How did you get into this situation", "Why is it raining meteors, did you do this?", "I don't think it's illegal to jump over a building, but it might be in Ney York."

[@TacoEspionage]

I knew there was something off about this vod. There's no way that Doug got to playing the video game so quickly. There was another hour of Doug spilling stuff on his setup. Rigged

[@wilgica8902]

SPLICED

[@I-did-September-11th]

​@@wilgica8902 RUN INVALID

[@krns1695]

when the News team had the " law abiding citizen " screen i legit tought it was preordered 1:34:00

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Editor, keep the part where Parkzer pulls out the funniest opening line in the stream completely unedited. "Hello, DouglasDouglas." Funniest shit I ever saw. Lol

[@low_fat_yogurt]

This is not the first time hes said that

[@masonsudul1643]

Doesn't he say that almost every time dougdoug calls?

[@zooning-6843]

To be fair, when a jokes that unfunny, I don’t think it warrants a “whoosh”. But I’m pretty sure he’s joking.

[@nomblegull]

I would fear for my life if I ever drove in Sacramento, there's a possibility doug might be driving there, and he cannot drive

[@Iluvpie6]

He doesn’t live there - he lives in Washington. This doesn’t mean there isn’t a possibility he could be driving in Sacramento. Technically, it’s possible he could be driving anywhere, which is terrifying.

[@yuki97kira]

@@Iluvpie6 me, not being in america is also worried of dougdoug driving here

[@Iluvpie6]

@@yuki97kira as you should

[@jacobbaird1180]

@@Iluvpie6 so you’re saying the hurricane missed?

[@thetragedyofcommons]

@@Iluvpie6 the chance of dougdoug driving around in your precise vicinity is low but never zero

[@DevinGrayGaming]

I feel like gravity being sideways and pushing you into another car would be considered more of an act of god than a traffic violation at that point.

[@richardpike8748]

2:53:36 Parkzer: "I feel like you're making this a lot more difficult than it needs to be" this is literally what DougDoug does lol

[@Moiraski1]

Doug Doug is the best most original content creator I’ve ever seen

[@SevenWiredAngels]

agreed, he is amazing

[@yuki97kira]

Doug doug invented divorce

[@nickmilano8202]

Fr

[@SNaG21]

darn he didn't upload the first part where the stream is chugging and he spills his protein shake. that was gold lmao

[@thetragedyofcommons]

can’t let the masses know he consumes anything else but olive oil for nutrients

[@magicman6908]

just give me the first hour thats all i want

[@bluegreenmagenta]

my favorite parts: 34:12 "you might not need to answer that question" 1:01:46 * record scratch * 1:09:14 shout out to the npc getting run over by 'Jesus take the wheel' who yells "Christ!" because that is correct 1:15:08 "zoom in and out of what?" 1:26:31 "your left one or your right one?" 1:42:13 ready set go 2:14:13 "there's a little bit of a traffic jam... is it illegal to die?" 2:24:43 "do you see the police?" 2:27:14 rip ass 2:42:56 dude where's my car 2:59:33 egg salad sandwich 3:04:18 concealed carry... and it looks like Doug is........................ (3:05:46) 3:14:01 * does a sick motorcycle jump * "hi, can i get a cab?" 3:25:07 Walter White 3:53:35 "why do you never have a shirt?" 4:04:20 parkzer says wee woo

[@Sithisine]

4:40:07 "heroin is awesome"

[@Pokefan220195]

"The laws don't start until I get past the starting point" Just like in real life

[@thetragedyofcommons]

you know the dude in florida who drove his car through his own house but wasn’t arrested because it technically isn’t illegal to drive your car through your own house? it’s just like that

[@Sithisine]

@@thetragedyofcommons well it is his property

[@Spubbily01]

My favorite part of this is seeing twitch chat near instantly yelling bloody murder over the mildest of crimes, I'm crying laughing.

[@yuki97kira]

Sounds like twitter

[@guy_th18]

i love the concept of needing to have your lawyer on call at all times just to avoid committing crimes

[@robinandrews3792]

4:39:49 Wow. Best out-of-context DougDoug quote ever. (Also, this is one of the funniest streams I’ve ever watched. I’ve cried laughing so many times, jfc. You’re doing a public service, Doug!)

[@MrPatamon]

Parkzer is just so incredible. How can someone be so Sarcastic and serious at the same time?

[@variaxi935]

*(EVERYTHING in town smashes into him all at once)* Michael: "Excuse me"

[@pixxlated_]

Parkzer is so fucking funny, it's the best. I love their friendship.

[@realadriamo]

"heroin is awesome" - dougdouglas williams, current year

[@Usedtohavemyrealnameonhere]

Also "heroin is super dope" which is technically correct.

[@Alresu]

@@Usedtohavemyrealnameonhere The best kind of correct.

[@theastralbard8280]

If we're counting the Vinewood sign as the equivalent of the real world Hollywood sign, then technically showing it on stream would be illegal :P

[@valantisalatsas7249]

care to elaborate, is it illegal to show the hollywood sign?

[@theastralbard8280]

@@valantisalatsas7249 ​ the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has sued people in the past for Trademark Infringement for showing the sign in commercial content without their permission. It could be argued that Doug's Stream is commercial content since he receives monetary donations from his viewers based on the quality of content he creates, and thus the Los Santos Chamber of Commerce could argue that Doug is banking on the image and reputation of the Vinewood sign to draw additional revenue to his stream

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

@@valantisalatsas7249 the Hollywood sign is technically covered by trademark

[@richardpike8748]

@@valantisalatsas7249 Technically yeah. Something about Intellectual Property I think. Tom Scott made a video about it

[@LegoAssassin098]

@@valantisalatsas7249 Similar to how it's technically illegal to get money from something that shows the eiffel tower at night without explicit permission because the lights on it are copywritten.

[@MaoMaster69]

1:42:10 killed me so hard that I burst out into laughing and I'm gonna memorialize it forever in this comment

[@shadowdecidueye]

This feels like Doug was forced to play on Call me Kevin's GTA V world and had to face all his worst enemies like Jealous Jimmy and Extreme Griever Jesus

[@joostp9382]

Oh my god those videos are such a throwback

[@dlfhtr-o8x]

this is much more darkviperaus thing imo

[@thespork798]

@@dlfhtr-o8x millions to one!

[@disnagburnazog9552]

The buses part hehehhhhehh "Misconstrues you as participant in the shenanigans" is a great phrase

[@jackkirkpatrick1069]

Discovered DougDoug during my first year of law school. I love that this is actually somewhat helpful and what Parkser is saying is what I’m learning 😂

[@krns1695]

Parkz saying " but im not your lawyer " sounds like supahotfire saying " but im not a rapper "

[@Sithisine]

psych, thats the wrong law

[@davidkueny2444]

2:43:14 The Ace Attorney Logic is strong with this one.

[@whateverppl1229]

to the guy in chat that said "you can't park there" you've got a point... literally just started and he already fucked up.

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

(SPOILERS) 4:18:27 timestamp for the first time that Parkzer, Doug's defense attorney, actually defends Doug from anything (and Doug doesn't even accept the defense.......)

[@olive4200]

the "drugs are awesome" argument is unironically hilarious to me because as deadly serious as the issue is, it's so like doug for his god-awful and overly enthusiastic word choice to be the most offensive thing he's ever done

[@Sasoridellasabbia]

This is like a classic 2 persons act. With the silly one and the serious one

[@YTDPROMISE]

The addition of parkzer to the casual stream mix up is such a nice refresher.

[@temari2860]

Gosh darn I guess I'll never see today's episode of Doug's programming and troubleshooting sadge

[@makelgrax]

The way Doug just went to the starting line without touching a single thing is crazy, he good oddly good at dodging _everything_ while driving fast.

[@krns1695]

Imagine the taxi company getting calls every 2 minutes for a new taxi after they see the taxi they just sent went missing

[@yari4046]

you know doug is slowly losing it when 4 hours in he starts talking about how awesome drugs are

[@LegoAssassin098]

I love Doug and parkzers friendship.

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

Aye my first ever time catching a DougDoug stream, it was hella fun Glad Parkzer joined too, he is the reason why I live

[@Jaevwyn]

parkzer is really the true hero of this stream, mans just tryna do his work whilst dealing with Dougs shenanigans, hilarious! xD

[@flan310]

I think it might be impossible to cut this stream into a 20 to 30 minutes compilation. It could probably never do this stream justice

[@glitchm.c.9931]

Those poor endangered bugs, I can’t believe Doug would do such a thing

[@Maker0824]

What I learned from this vod: 1. Heroine is awesome 2. Meth is awesome

[@Toyss]

4:55:19 When Doug told the sick chatter to do better I got chills.

[@DeadSpacedOut]

As much as I think we all love Parkzer, it's hard to believe he's even a real person and it's even harder to understand how Doug became friends with him. How much could they POSSIBLY have in common lol

[@zooning-6843]

There both smart, so they have that in common, and they have enjoying each other’s company in common…

[@unclerico4141]

Jokes on chat and Doug, this video did indeed end up on video.

[@Mt.Lhotse]

This is a VOD channel he uploads all of his streams here

[@xian2themax]

@@Mt.Lhotseit’s not even Doug that uploads these here, just a fan

[@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline]

Wait, DougDoug doesn't even upload these? I thought he did.@@xian2themax

[@Sleeper-Work]

I'm glad somebody is finally being punished for switching lanes in an intersection and lane switching through a turn.

[@chameleonfoot]

5:30 Hi Twitch Chat. Sorry Doug lied to your faces :/

[@holybea]

Wow, this video was incredibly insightful and engaging! The content was well-presented and really kept me interested throughout. Great job to the creator for putting together such an informative piece

[@holybea]

I'm pretty sure I did not leave this comment!

[@dennismagnusson2141]

This is a really good training video for lawyers. Parkster should get a raise.

[@rowantheboats]

I like to imagine parkzer watches the streams after being contacted by doug.

[@yuki97kira]

One day, parkzer will walk in, client have some absurd case, and because of dougdoug's video..he is trained for this

[@muad2323]

"I could call a taxi! That would be wild!" ooh so exciting

[@BeatInMySkull]

2:53:36 Parkzer - I feel like you're making this a lot more difficult than it needs to be. Literally everyone - Welcome to DougDoug.

[@csljr1]

Technically, 5:30 is incorrect; this is on KZbin (not the DougDoug / Doug2 channel, but still on KZbin) (cue the Futurama quote - 'you are technically correct - the best type of correct')

[@olive4200]

19:15 this is one of my favorite bits he's ever done. absolutely stellar

[@morecrafty247]

The "happy Valentine's Day to them" when talking about a hung jury sounds like something Micheal Scott would say.

[@cutegirlnatalie1]

Douglas "theoretically, I've done ecstasy" Douglas

[@mehblahwhatever]

Doug trying to argue that a DUI isn't illegal was the funniest shit.

[@thenightjackal]

3:29:15 ASTRALSPIFF RAID!?? I can't believe it!

[@mylatahiri2572]

Every GTA player has that period where they try not to break any laws haha

[@hihey229]

This was such a ParkzerParkzer stream!

[@xauxyx]

This is the last VOD we’ll see from DougDoug Williams

[@theawesomepanda1lance241]

I hope this gets a video soon; this is the funniest stream I've watched

[@madd80]

I really wish that I had Parkzer's enthusiasm for the most boring and mundane topics. I actually think that's really cool.

[@MaintainMundane]

douggo you probably wont see this but you are great thank you for the content

[@amsgamingandmusic]

You've got the next best thing to douggo seeing your message- a random commenter. And you're welcome :) XD

[@Runtsymunts]

didn't you see the stream where dougdoug hates his subscribers

[@icantsleepman]

At this point I think Doug hates everyone

[@garcipat]

Its fun like parkzer repeats not beeing his lawyer to not get into actual trouble

[@alexjamespeter7860]

Doug Doug going about his day as an evil villain attacks the city

[@salurorottiers9305]

"you can run from the cops, thats not very illegal." -Douglas Douglas 2023

[@elijahalexander9335]

Haters will doubt, but this is genuinely an educational video.

[@minecraft-shower425]

this was an excellent usage of 6 hours of my time, thank you doug!

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Amidst all of 2020's megacursed decade BS, DougDoug tries to uphold order and obey the law dispite the universe cursing him to chaos... Right after a mod check and setup. -2023, colorized.

[@dokchampa9324]

1:54:51 I can't believe Doug lost that run just because he doesn't know how selfies work. that's just tragic

[@salurorottiers9305]

Doug: "this wont be on youtube" Me watching the entire stream on youtube: 😏

[@Toyss]

If Doug is going to try not break laws, he should use a controller so he can adjust speed lawfully

[@DeadPerfection]

"...You can run from the cops, that's not very illegal" Douglas Douglas Douglas Douglas, 2023

[@1awesomechickabee]

I love how seriously Doug and chat took the law 😂

[@nathanpfirman625]

Fun Fact: Buy waiting behind a whale you’re at risk of the whale exploding. This is because whales have a large amount of gas in their stomachs when they decompose meaning it can cause an explosion.

[@heathburnet5261]

Parkzer - "that was a 50/50 vote which means it was a hung jury" Doug - "oooooh, well happy Valentine's Day to them" This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard in a DougDoug stream

[@syndrome7778]

This part did in fact end up on KZbin

[@ahr332ramvepsen2]

Leagle eagle should join as the judge and parkzer as the opponent

[@Eddiember]

2:25:25 The Law of Gravity, Physics...

[@damianhernandez1665]

2:15:23 "Is it illegal to die?" bruh

[@gengareric]

I loved Parkzer gaslighting Doug.

[@sammyboi586]

If you did this again, it could be a funny addition to have an audio clip of parkzer saying "that's illegal" to play right before you blow yourself up when you commit a crime. Like to bind to the key in addition.

[@nuravgupta8226]

I love hearing Parkzer laugh, while Doug acts like what is happening is not absurd.

[@catchupichu]

3:12:35 One of my favorite moments

[@immortalsun]

3:21:13 Doug ran a red light!

[@XUIW]

“Can we play checkers?” Doug: “No.” Me: D: Great way to start the stream, Doug. 👍😂