Doug Stanhope - DISCOUNT MEAT (Full Special) 2024

[@fruitypeebils]

I heard Nick Mullen recently say that Doug Stanhope is the best argument for the idea that stand up is art, and I totally agree.

[@LetsReadPodcast]

Stay alive Doug!

[@drmntpibb]

fr

[@andrewmanara5289]

Follow the money

[@rosalindaresendez2252]

@@LetsReadPodcast he’s gonna be fine ❤️

[@tim6600]

If you wanted him to live you shouldn't have just bought him three handles of vodka.

[@rustknuckleirongut8107]

Dont say this stuff. He will defy you out of spite

[@bovinejonie3745]

When the world needed him most.

[@ushamc2137]

Love this comment

[@robertrozier2940]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 🙌🏻

[@E-d1d3]

He ran away to Ukraine

[@DissCuss]

Beautiful comment

[@chadinmich1]

I wish there was a ❤ option for this comment 😂

[@crispyjeb]

Thank you Mr. Stanhope! I still have that cigarette you autographed for me 15 years ago. Even though you insisted I would have smoked it by now!!

[@coreymason3272]

As a smoker, damn. That's dedication! ✌️🚬 😉

[@Grey5ive9ine-G59]

I would've smoked just to get his essence in me 😂

[@nlaslovich]

I still remember that time you were seated before me on a plane because you got upgraded to 1st class..... He'll appreciate this more

[@professormudd]

Doug is my favorite comedian of all time. Thanks for making this special available.

[@idkmybffjv]

Really? What about Earthquake?

[@Lucky14970]

Doug has always been so fucking great! Miss you Doug!

[@andrewmanara5289]

From Toronto with radical apathy ❤

[@naum.gjorshovski]

Great way to start a new year, it will be only downhill from here

[@davebruneau6068]

and yet its still 2024

[@dpounder101]

@@davebruneau6068 depends on where you live you know. it was definitely 2025 somewhere when they commented.

[@anthonini66]

2025 in New Zealand

[@randomdude8123]

It’s 2025 now and I’m here for Doug!

[@davebruneau6068]

​@@randomdude8123 Not here on the West Coast. Its only 10:06 In Dougs Timezone btw its only 11:06

[@itburnswhenip1963]

This should be enough for a bottle of vodka from me and the wife fucking hysterical as always for both of us Doug

[@barkinkenan2164]

I've watched it in my lunch break from my minimum wage bartending job. I've went to a different bar and drank 2 cocktails and 5 shots of cheapest whisky avaliable, worked drunk as f the other half of my shift. Thank you Doug for making my lunchbreak great and making my work tolerable.

[@lachlanmclennan2188]

as a bartender I'm disappointed for 2 reasons. 1) you're clearly an alcoholic 2) how are you a bartender that drinks on shift and not drink for free from your own venue.

[@MrBalloonHanz]

​@@lachlanmclennan2188well, when the abbreviation for your currency is "TRY", you obviously are the type of person who needs to do all you can, just to get through the day, including drinking a whole nights out worth of drinks on your lunch break. 😂

[@davidhunt3881]

@@lachlanmclennan2188 too true. got to get those perks.

[@brookmelee5983]

You sound like a great fucking employee

[@firavun8943]

@@lachlanmclennan2188 cuz he is Turkish, basically a huge slave-camp. i know cuz im Turkish too. We get paid less than a quarter of "normal" countries but pay more for everything we buy.

[@lands5555]

Thank you Doug, you are truly the best!

[@1zymn1]

Out of all the comedians to not get weird and crazy, I never would have guessed Doug would keep it together better than all of them. You're still killing it, man.

[@poitaots5054]

I’m glad he stuck to being funny instead of grifting for one or the other political side. He’s a living legend.

[@SuperChrisDub]

I never thought Stanhope would become a grifter. It's just not in his nature. The key is that he really doesn't care about status. Most just say they don't - that's you, Joe. Enjoy your trip to Mar-a-Lago with your fellow grifters.

[@jeffreykipperman6894]

"I'm perfectly qualified to be less funny than myself for 20 min." 😂😂😂 That's the best opener I've ever heard!

[@ElijahBak]

I didn't know how empty was my soul until it was filled. Same goes for my glass. Love ya, Stan!

[@SinsHere89]

My favorite comedian is back!

[@caseyfreelove4458]

Thanks Doug. Happy New Year indeed! Please come back to Northern California soon.

[@OateyMeal]

The bushes outside Sally Tomatoes can't wait

[@this-is-slammin-549]

Thank You Doug!! In a comedy world full of Joe Rogans. Be a Doug Stanhope! The working man’s comedian! Love ya Doug!

[@jeremyt4292]

What's wrong with Joe Rogan or his comedy? I'm a working class, progressive leftists and I enjoy Joe rogan's stand up.

[@ThaJew420]

@@jeremyt4292 agreed! I’m the working poor centrist and I still like rogan. His last special wasn’t anywhere near what I’d thought or hoped it’d be, but I guess that’s what happens when most of your time is spent podcasting and doing commentary for UFC? Idk. Rogan has obviously been a tremendous help to comedians and the art.

[@jeremyt4292]

@ThaJew420 I agree his last special was extremely lack luster He's definitely reached a pace where he's disconnected from the average comedy audience, and doesn't want to rock the boat politically. He never really did, other than acknowledging evolution 🤣 But you can't be a true comedian and be sensitive to partisan politics

[@athanprakas6718]

Looks like he filmed this at the mothership sooooo I’m sure Stanhope is a friend of Rogan lol

[@this-is-slammin-549]

@ that’s not at Rogans club.

[@HND505]

Doug, you’ve been my favorite comedian of all time for nearly 2 decades. Thank you

[@cristhoferhernandez723]

Thanks! You have kept stand up alive, man. I, myself am a stand up and I’ve loved your stuff ever since you gave news from a couch in the middle of the road!

[@ChampippleD]

Thanks!

[@AnthonyLETSPARTY]

Doug stanhope continues to be my favorite comedian of all time. I love everything about this. what a cool way to present a comedy special.

[@user-os2nl5ee3n]

I completely concur.. He’s the gem in the rough that outshines them all.. his arch as a comedian stayed on perfect course lol I and two other of my closest friends agree on that and we each found him years apart Influenced more comedians than any in recent history Nice to find another! - Whimpers from Chyna

[@kevinharkins6186]

The greatest

[@WesSideStoriesPodcast]

He will always be my favorite the people’s comic

[@andrewmanara5289]

❤

[@johnstuartmill11]

Brilliant special! Thanks, Stan!

[@MsAdventure531]

“I don’t have a ‘bucket list’ but I do harbor every grudge.” ~Doug Stanhope 2025 Thanks!

[@liberamente1683]

Was depressed as fuck, now i see this in my feed! 😊 Thanks Doug !!

[@patrickwcowley]

Same here, this comedy special is very healing for the soul!! Hope you have a much better year and I was feeling depressed more in 2024... I listened to this while driving at night and it was great to get out and feel alive!! Hope your year continues to improve!!

[@Trohawkk]

he doesn't give af

[@catheryndumas5033]

No shit, huh people mostly just repeat what the thing of the day is and don’t want to think about what others are saying even if they’re speaking in harsh words, usually the harsh words are to get you to pay attention that it’s very important so cussing to me if somebody cusses a lot usually because their life has been worth cussing about or they have had to watch other peoples lives be worth cussing about which is even worse because it’s helpless feeling so yeah stop being whiny bitch as peoplethis guy is black brilliant beyond anything he sees. Stephanie knows exactly what’s going on and pay attention. He doesn’t stop looking because it’s not something that pertains to him. Let’s try to be better this year stop fighting over nothing for God sakes. What a waste of time and money.

[@Opie-hughes]

​@@Trohawkkno he doesn't.

[@Trohawkk]

@@Opie-hughes YEAH HE DOES

[@bobbygoesbig]

Can't wait for your third book. Thanks for everything.

[@negromancer-gu9ro]

eh?

[@cottonkeef5633]

Working in a meat department on a shitty shift for a shitty company, with the only good benefit being "discount meat", this was a blessing from the ether that shift. Thank you Stan Hope :)

[@hisbigal]

Every time I feel optimistic about anything, all I need is Doug Stanhope, and I’m back to being my joyfully, bitter, ageing jaded self.

[@TheRealmRover]

This presentation with the warm lighting and the tube televisions really helped me relax and laugh. I catch bits and pieces of what you've done, but this was a gift. Thank you Doug!✌

[@Diesel_Thunder]

Thanks for the show!

[@AnastasiaBeaverhausen-gi5vn]

Thanks! Super cool for free! “Where’s Derek?” 😂

[@Creel111]

Thank you so much for continuing to be yourself you are absolutely one of my favorite comedians and people. You rule.

[@andytraill]

Thanks, beer and a laugh was halfway through when noticed the class way it's shot. Amazing stuff.

[@Lupe0111]

Great set Doug!

[@vinnycruise]

it's like we are in Doug's trailer watching his set tapes while he's passed out on the couch. lol. fitting. cool

[@chadinmich1]

I was gonna make a somewhat similar comment, but yours is perfect lol

[@stinkchicken]

@@chadinmich1 I concur!

[@NoelleKeith-ew7ez]

lol He did that purposely? Different

[@Justsomeguyyyyyyy]

Love everything about this. The way it's filmed. The material. The tone. You're truly one of the greats, Stanhope.

[@AntonHand]

Glad you're still alive Doug.

[@terremoto6663]

Thank you Doug! Been following your standup for 18 years or so. Had to arrange a flight from Germany to London in order to see you live and it was one of the best days of my life. Never seen a bunch of weirder misfits waiting to be let into the venue, though 😂. And then I understood why you always try to avoid your fans. I wanted to talk to my seat neighbor in the venue and understood Jackshit cause he was speaking with a Welsh accent or something. And it was a beautiful experience because me, a Ukie expat with my broken English and a Welsh dude and ofc all the thousands of the other people there could weirdly connect through you without even talking to each other. Anyways, much love to you and Bingo.

[@NoelleKeith-ew7ez]

💖Beautiful 💖

[@XthegreatwhyX]

Your comedy helped me through some hard times.

[@Trohawkk]

he doesn't give af

[@TyQ.]

​@@Trohawkk he liked it and probably does.

[@SONOFABITCH]

@@Trohawkk That's a very superficial interpretation of Stanhope if you really believe that. But one never knows these days.

[@KevinHarrison-r8v]

His comedy has helped lots of people get through some hard times. I know he helped me with not being so serious and laugh at everything.

[@KevinHarrison-r8v]

​@@TyQ. Maybe he doesn't gif af but you can't not like a $20 donation.its $20 you never had.

[@Korhonen]

Kiitos!

[@ericoneill4495]

Tack!

[@jwmcq]

this is the first time I have paid for anything you have ever done

[@sonofjoanne1969]

Thanks!

[@jeffmccloud905]

Had you in my celeb death pool for years, but so glad I lost. Huge fan since buying your CDs online and Mother mailing them out. Loving this special!

[@aonutsihasnouith]

Hang in there brother sounds like you might get your wish this year.

[@pritamlaskar]

Oh no!

[@clark2491]

​@@aonutsihasnouith they never called it a wish...

[@draftsbyBD]

Great special

[@jashyotes]

Thanks, love ya Doug.

[@Maostodon]

Hell yeah

[@cargotrailerkenny]

Just spent Xmas and new years alone... And I couldn't be happier not dealing with family or friends and laying around in my underwear watching video s like this l, thanks Stan..

[@rosalindaresendez2252]

Same here!

[@SuperMickey57]

I was in lounge pants and a Minor Threat T-Shirt, but thankful to have an Ex-wife I'll never have to see again this year!

[@0none0none]

One of the best to ever do it.

[@dpclerks09]

Incontrovertibly so.

[@Unitedfruitco]

You’re still THE GOAT! Thanks, Doug!!

[@raihansiddiqui5]

Love you Doug

[@Phil.Anthropy]

Nothing I was doing was too important to stop. Let's go!

[@Phil.Anthropy]

THATS YOUR OPENER?!?!?! I knew this was going to be good but to have "which one was better" as your opener... sheeeesh

[@unbroken1010]

Let's hope your not in charge of secret service

[@Phil.Anthropy]

@@unbroken1010 Hilarious....

[@neverthesamecolors]

Finally some original creative direction for a comedy special. Now everyone is going to copy this high quality, high functioning artism.

[@satherp5]

Hope there’s a dvd at some point.

[@joejoe2658]

just drop the res to 480p...

[@stinkchicken]

I hope there is a resurgence. They'll call it retro but to me it'll just be nice to have something I understand.

[@paulhermanns8636]

Maybe a VHS?

[@diviningrod2671]

​@@paulhermanns8636beat me to it 😊

[@danjwalker]

Laser Disc?

[@allsmilesguy]

Listening to this at my dead end Dishwasher job. Really makes the time go by

[@stinkchicken]

Dead end? Mais non! You could one day rule the dishwashing world!

[@twentyrothmans7308]

You are still valuable.

[@JesseHenderson-xc2kg]

Im a chef now, but I got my start in a dish pit. Rule #1? Don't piss off your dishwashers.

[@hendrix24]

I had to put my lovely little girl dog down recently. 16 years old. This was cathartic. Thank you.

[@jacquelinedara]

Stan Hope! Glad you didn’t call the special Cold Butter, because we all needed this.

[@nworbrelytthefirst]

Still got that fastball, baby!

[@jaymanxv]

Thanks! Have a good 2025! Hoping we all do 🙏🤦‍♂️

[@RonJOlsonJr]

2025 has peaked already.

[@skyluke9476]

Of course he released it in New Years. New Year’s Eve is notoriously his least favorite night to preform.

[@monkeydotbizness]

lol

[@stinkchicken]

@@skyluke9476 Halloween is the worst but you can just not book it. NYE is 2nd but the money can make you cave and take it.

[@snydequest]

We still have The last of Us season 2, gta 6 and my suicide to look forward to.

[@ThaddeusDunkin]

Word.

[@phildh9150]

I got very sick of stand up comedy in the last 5 or so years but this was a treat.

[@lawrence9012]

The best! 😂

[@maudan23]

I love you. Come to Austin

[@beinwithall]

Mr.Stanhope, you're truly the only comedian I've had the pleasure to glean the humor in the harsh realities of life. You'll always be the Sysiphus amongst us in this disaster of an existence who said 'fuck this boulder' and just went down the mountain to grab a drink.

[@leandrogamamoraes3471]

"fuck this boulder" will be my motto when facing any nonsense this year throws at me

[@ronindr]

.... Glean? ...damm, Beaver.

[@scottenright4894]

Thanks

[@nw1750]

I can't even BEGIN to tell you how badly I needed this tonight. Thank you, Doug. Thank you so much.

[@theartsig]

So, Doug, it's Christmas Eve, and I've just figured out the universe... We reside in a temporary, sub-luminal thingamabob, bounded by two competing infinities. Happy New Year!

[@hugomillwood1346]

I love Doug Stanhope

[@kimchiwasabee]

That pic with him and Mitch Hedberg is so heartwarming. I think,i saw Mitch in a supermarket once.

[@davecaldwell1000]

Doug Stanhope is one of the most brilliant comedians I’ve been fortunate to see. This special is on another level. He is absolutely brilliant. I loved every minute of this.

[@paulroland5053]

Thanks for some new years chuckles and hahas Doug! Have a great 2025 everyone

[@jasoncavari]

Dude shoots a special with glasses on top of his head… LEGENDARY

[@dameanwilliams254]

I'm just a dumby with no reason to think my opinion matters. SO of course I have to tell you everyone I think he's a genius and this is unreal good

[@nutzlast]

❤

[@Dare1999illusion]

Thank you for your comedy! I love you Doug Stanhope

[@JamieSmith]

Brilliant comedy -- and the presentation, weaving pics of Hedberg, the meat isle, etc. So good.

[@restbythebeach]

good stuff. yep

[@bonzey1171]

Thanks Stanhope, what a great way to kick off the new year

[@RedSntDK]

This works so well! The story about Ichabod and having a picture of Stan and him on next to the TV - genius!

[@themanwhochoppedoffthefinger]

My fav comic and spiritual animal. I will post a couple quotes from this special on t-shirt, that's for sure

[@dpclerks09]

To sell them for profit?

[@themanwhochoppedoffthefinger]

@@dpclerks09 No, officer

[@jaredmoyes81]

😅😅😅😅​@@themanwhochoppedoffthefinger

[@Volkbrecht]

Please tell me you are going to use the butter one, because that's what I plan to do :)

[@themanwhochoppedoffthefinger]

@Volkbrecht I am not, I wanna go with "stop putting passion and energy into the fuck you refusing to give"

[@davideaston6944]

60+ years olds, and never heard of you... Heard you, and am happy I did; cheers!

[@ih8stuff3]

This special made me abandon my New Year's resolution to quit drinking at 10:17 am New Year's Day.

[@jbbj9720]

lol...same

[@wheressteve]

A very sensible choice given the upcoming battshittery of 2025.

[@shlermjuice8068]

ur cooked

[@dpclerks09]

@@wheressteve Are you an accurate Psychic? Or a perpetual pessimist?

[@atombom8214]

Prob still marinating and the cooking has yet to come ​@@shlermjuice8068

[@gokulnaidu122]

You know the comedian has a very specific and super loyal fanbase when he can just do 2 closers and tell everyone about it during his special. Thanks for releasing this Stan

[@shanegreene6398]

Vodka for breakfast and a new special? This year is awesome so far.

[@andrewryan2814]

This truly feels like Doug's Magnum Opus.

[@dpclerks09]

He's got at least 1 more. Never underestimate him.

[@MsAdventure531]

@@dpclerks09 Imma enjoy the ride…

[@MattHaleUK]

I rediscovered Doug yesterday. Now this. The planets are aligning.

[@dpclerks09]

Earth is Healing.

[@heckler1890]

39 years old here, you're still fcking hysterical!

[@YouTubeUpdatesAreRuiningIt]

THANK YOU, BROTHER! Been waiting for this... going to enjoy some excellent flowers after the kids go to bed and give this watch my undivided attention. Doug is the antitdote for Joe Rogan Brainrot!

[@ScorpionP2C]

Hint: you can enjoy both doofus

[@ajack1312]

Can't believe I'm two weeks late, Doug is my favorite comedian of all time. A rare breed.

[@hasimirfenring1262]

Admit it. We all needed this.

[@justsomehoolaginbeinafoolagain]

The goat returns. Whoever formatted the set like this needs to be bought a drink

[@85jongo]

2024 sucked but now in the final hours it is looking up thanks to the great Doug Stanhope.

[@per48]

man iv been in 2025 for like 18 hours now, you better hurry up

[@GUITARTIME2024]

November was great

[@workhorse7134]

2024 rocked, we finally got to see the Democrat party implode and all those 'far right' c o n s p I r a c y theories come true!

[@KBWRER]

Always felt like I’ve been part of a secret little club having Stanhope as my favourite comedian. If somebody can like this in about 3 weeks I’ll have been paid and I’ll come back and send you payment for the special 😂❤

[@stanhopetv]

I'll remind you

[@CthulhuInc]

my clock is ticking down, but, i still hope to buy you that drink, stanhope

[@lucyfuir6386]

I did the same thing for my cat when she was diagnosed with a tumor the size of a golf ball Between her stomach and lungs. I fed her Albacore tuna, filet minion, scallops, beef brisket, bacon, cream cheese etc for a week til she stopped eating. Then I brought her down to the vets.

[@NoelleKeith-ew7ez]

Hang in there, that’s really sweet and loving of You and I’m so sorry. ❤

[@jamesthecat]

That's a lovely thing to do, I'm sure she really enjoyed that. 💜

[@lucyfuir6386]

It was tough I had her for 13 years.

[@lucyfuir6386]

Ty for your kind words

[@mumblez7712]

Legend

[@samuelhannan5420]

Had the tools robbed from my van today, needed this shit !!!!

[@TacticGamers]

Oh shit thats crazy!I just found a sawzall ,drill,and full tool bag in an unlocked van yesterday! what are the odds?

[@Nicky-Michael]

Thats crazy. I just saw a sawzall, drill and full toolbag for sale on Facebook marketplace. What are the odds? (Hope u get your shit back man)

[@kc-gl9wv]

Was at the gas station today and a sketchy fellow asked me if I wanted to buy some tools

[@atombom8214]

​@@kc-gl9wvi usually buy them if they look good....i lowball hard though. Really lowball. Like george soros said about taking the good from his people during the big even. "If i didnt do it someone else will."

[@CollinCole-x6c]

I saw Doug in Houston back in October of 2019 when he first started putting this set together and it's amazing to see the finished product.

[@jenniferannison4390]

One slab of bacon for Ichabod.

[@boorhaave5880]

This just doubled my productivity, our shareholders will be so happy!

[@brettvellturo11]

Absolutely amazing from every single angle of comedy. Production was perfect, setup, joke, punchline was perfect. We are back on the correct timeline folks

[@PatrickMoran-b9m]

Happy new year Doug and all the Stanhope fans 🤡😵‍💫

[@dpclerks09]

A Fellow of Infinite Jest