Doug Wants Carrie Dead | The King of Queens

[@big_mike_nyc]

Their chemistry was absolutely outstanding! 😅

[@mrsbluesky8415]

Still funny and I’ve seen them all 10 times.

[@johnmeye]

These two were brilliant together🥴👍

[@monroe4574]

God's sake its been 2 years 😂😂😂

[@JayzoTheNextKobeBryant2.0]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zekeratt]

Gods sake it’s a tv show

[@mralexander3297]

"He's the part of you that lives on...." that part cracked me up the very first time I saw this episode ❤😂😂

[@ujohn2053]

She did push him down the stairs in one of the episode that broke his leg

[@monroe4574]

"You do understand the concept of a grill cheese sandwich. Cause if this cools, then all this was for nothing" 😂😂😂

[@donbuyshousescash4765]

Carrie was a bully..

[@charlespeakjr2168]

Doug didn't break his leg. He did hyperextend his knee after Carrie pushed him down the stairs.

[@monroe4574]

@@charlespeakjr2168 Arthur: "Shame on you Carrie. I've pushed plenty people down a flight of stairs. But dammit, I've always owned up to it!!" 🤣🤣

[@alwaystired6615]

Doug almost had Carrie lose her vision. 🤷‍♂️

[@monroe4574]

Doug has a whole child named Bobby!!! 🤭🤭😆😆😂😂

[@JayzoTheNextKobeBryant2.0]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Danayeargin]

Right😂😂😂Hilarious

[@acesavage9534]

Well we know where he get his mouth from 🤣🤣

[@monroe4574]

@@acesavage9534 😂😂😂

[@jbland7737]

He is the part of Carrie that lives on.😂😂😂

[@luvdriven540i]

The best show in the whole wide world! 💯💯💯

[@TrickyKnicky]

Who names there puppies Brittany and Christina? Good Point Carrie Lol

[@JayzoTheNextKobeBryant2.0]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeffevans4711]

I had a dog named Cassie for 13 yrs ☺

[@supportpatriarchyordietrying]

somebody with a very bad taste of music ...

[@monroe4574]

Well, we do have a Rocky 1,2,3,4,5,6 etc💀😂😂

[@monroe4574]

​@@supportpatriarchyordietrying 😂😂😂😂

[@RJo-r5q]

Fantasies can keep a marriage fresh and enthusiastic in a way.

[@AlecValenzuela-ib6zc]

"I'm not pushing you down a flight of stairs.!" - Carrie. Proceeds to push him down a flight of stairs in another episode.

[@strashinsky]

I'm so glad I'm single lol!😊

[@JeremyRobbins-b1n]

same here...for 55 years. Don't need a broad to be happy. I am not ashamed to say that and I don't gaf about what others say or think about it.

[@ashton8878]

@@JeremyRobbins-b1nare you…. Gay?

[@jessebacon817]

Do you have a choice?

[@APA1112222]

I’m in the park…. Grieving LMFAO 😂😂😂😂

[@IluvFbiFiles]

the best yet!!!!

[@POPLSEV7]

Doug's hilarious🤣💯👍

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

Doug and his dreams Carrie is jealous 😂😂😂

[@12MedbeNetwork]

Carrie's a toxic wife

[@alwaystired6615]

Fill in the blank: Doug is a _____ husband.

[@TruthDefined4life]

Thicc Leah is GOOD Leah.😁

[@Showmedacarrfaax]

I can’t wait

[@MassEffectGER]

Bobby Heffernan

[@Tryp-j9d]

Gonna grow up to be a substitute teacher!

[@VegasPokerNomad]

Carrie writes out some fantasies that she preapproved. Who offers to buy one of them from Doug?

[@jbland7737]

Danny

[@VegasPokerNomad]

@@jbland7737 Yes.

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

Spence

[@joshfactor1]

meanwhile, on amc, it's the other way around

[@Tryp-j9d]

WHAT a HARP!!!

[@melb4116]

This is in my top 5 favorite episodes

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

Wowwwwwww

[@Elevate_with_Joy]

He’s the part of you that lives on😂😂😂

[@hablabamosa]

You're not...a-llllive

[@APR4JC]

after hearing a woman in her 30's complaining like this, why wouldn't you wanna shack up with one that turns out like this eventually? :D

[@monroe4574]

@@APR4JC Arthur: I like'em mean and afraid of their own shadows 😂😂😂

[@indiasupportstrumpwwg1wga927]

This is what happens when you age and get a little chunky ladies…

[@supportpatriarchyordietrying]

Dreams are a weird thing ... especially how they change as you age. As a kid I thought this KoQ episode was just stupid, but in my 30's I also started to have such recurring motifs like Douglas which seem like a parallel life (e.g. I am voluntarily repeating the last class of college again and again, while already having my degree in the dream, too. Also I am still together with my ex fiance in all dreams, my new one never appeared in any dream so far). Also I totally lost the ability to have wet dreams.

[@mkhanman12345]

ho w are they weird? what do you know about dreams

[@supportpatriarchyordietrying]

@@mkhanman12345 when I was young they were just random with no possibility to influence anything. And when a dream was over, it was like a reset button. No continuity in the next dream.

[@fakename6658]

you should try to induce lucid dreaming, it's a wild ride.

[@supportpatriarchyordietrying]

@@fakename6658 I had periods in the last 10 years where I manage to do that. But it never lasted long and I could not fully control stuff. It was always a battle against waking up.

[@fakename6658]

@@supportpatriarchyordietrying yeah getting excited will wake you up, it sucks. with training i got full control but still woke up everytime i made women take their clothes off.

[@raulbetancourt5795]

Well, technically she was out of the country, but permanently. 🤣

[@JayzoTheNextKobeBryant2.0]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaret19]

If their positions were reversed, Carrie would likely be defensive if Doug were to confront her about her fantasies of other men.

[@exiledwest8114]

Nope not today

[@Trigger200284]

If Carrie was a real wife, that B would be divorced with extreme prejudice.

[@arielbanks5557]

Why even marry her?!?

[@Trigger200284]

@@arielbanks5557 because people pretend to be something they’re not until the deal is done? Then the real monster appears.

[@arielbanks5557]

@@Trigger200284 well, maybe just avoid marriage regardless?

[@Trigger200284]

@@arielbanks5557 well maybe this is all hypothetical considering it’s a tv show?

[@arielbanks5557]

@@Trigger200284 perhaps

[@EILONadiv]

Cold flu illness Nosely nose

[@anulutuslu]

Booom

[@User69-699]

I didn’t know having an imagination and fantasy is cheating🤔🤔

[@terrellp22]

it's not, you know it's just a tv show 😂

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

You don’t know the Scriptures. Lusting after a person whom is not your spouse is adultery.

[@fakename6658]

@@NicoleCzarnecki Not according to santa claus.

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

@@fakename6658 , the actual Saint Nicholas followed Jesus, just so you know.

[@fakename6658]

@@NicoleCzarnecki Saint Nicholas is not santa claus. santa claus has his own rules.

[@ByttenizAmoron]

what would marriage WITHOUT fantasy or cheating once in a while. it helps the marriage.

[@andrewmarsjr9879]

I bet doug smells like bacon 🥓🥓🥓🥓

[@bennysosa93]

❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@LivinginCentralNewJersey-ep4bq]

2 years to grieve and time to move on ... LOL

[@prestigevending15]

Is she sick in this episode?

[@rexcatston8412]

such a stupid conversation. Woman he was having a dream. stop whining and making a big deal out of it

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

At that point, were I Carrie, I would have filed for divorce on the grounds of my safety being potentially in danger.

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

Dream accidental death is definitely a dangerous thing. 😂

[@charlene8239]

Does she have a cold this episode?

[@londanimamathuba1707]

Why is Carrie nasal?

[@jessicasingh824]

Was she pregnant

[@Judah98]

Did Carrie have a cold?.🤔

[@bilalrashad6636]

Carrie sounds like she needs to blow her nose

[@chuckpecorella3374]

I could never be married to her, or any woman like her, Holly & Kelly blow Carrie out of the water !! There both hotter & nicer !! But awesome show !

[@alwaystired6615]

This was when the show stopped being funny.

[@NickSmelser-ws1nm]

Please don't take the Lord's name in vain.

[@davebryant806]

Shut up, god isn't real, the Bible is a load of crap

[@michaeladamstone2911]

Can't I find some funny sitcom without their being a woman crying or whining or bitching

[@arielbanks5557]

Are we in Saudi Arabia?

[@redhood444]

You good Andrew Tate?

[@alwaystired6615]

No, because they always have a shitty husband to whine about.