DougDoug lost $1000 because of his new football obsession

[@DougDoug]

let the record show that I am currently 3-2 in the league and i ripped ass all over Ludwig last week so maybe this was a smart decision

[@adp3376]

dougdoug drama: doug FARTED on ludwig after going 3-2 in league of legend

[@venkaramon]

Never let Ludwig live it down. That man is in FOUR fantasy football leagues he takes pride in it

[@LarryWilsonsayshello]

My roommate got an F in his league and he actually knows something about football, the grading system is terrible

[@noahb4399]

Keep us updated, yeah?

[@Luvilli]

ripping ass and biting kneecaps

[@the-dn3zw]

You know it's a DougDoug classic when he loses a large sum of money for a dumb reason.

[@fedcab4360]

or gains

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

and then eats your kneecaps

[@edwinhuang9244]

Timer

[@MrSinjoy]

@@I_Eated_The_Soap Or eats an unhealthy and/or puke-inducing amount of something.

[@daftpunkking909]

Sounds like you was part of the Gallium Gang and not The Bismuth Boys :D

[@Dice12K]

DougDoug hosts so much gambling that you imagine he would be good at it... but he's as good at it as he is at 2D Platformers.

[@decayedtooth2564]

Meaning he’s shit at it for those who don’t know

[@JoeyGBean]

WARNING: Dougdoug T rated for gambling… apparently…

[@Viking_Raven]

He's as good as Tsunade and also has the same body.... What? It's true

[@egal1780]

There's a reason why it's called "gambling": there is No information Advantage (in nearly all Games). Sports betting is Always a Bad Idea, experienced Players are Just as likely to lose Like someone without any clue about anything.

[@MrGeneralHeavy]

bald man bad at 2d jumping

[@AidanS99]

Dan Campbell is a max genius. Literally turned the worst football franchise team into one of the best almost overnight.

[@brycerodriguez244]

All thanks to Doug. Everyone say thank you to Doug!

[@winterbruhman]

Love that man no knee caps left

[@greenbean4422]

Too bad you can't draft Dan to your fantasy team

[@Crazy_Broke_Asian]

And now won them their first playoff game in 30 years

[@dissect123]

Yahoo using ChatGPT to shit on Doug is like beating him with his own weapons. I love it.

[@aldar8240]

Doug: gets into football because it's not connected to content Also Doug: explains his getting into footbal on twitch, thus inevitably cementing it as a pre-prepared gag to come up later and end up becoming content

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

Yeah you explained the joke... Good grief

[@15oClock]

He has no idea what he's doing, but he's staying in out of spite.

[@GZilla311]

As he does.

[@darkace98]

Spite is a powerful motivator

[@TheJediravenclaw]

As a LONG time Lions fan (born in Detroit) and fantasy footballer, you can only imagine how I went from "oh, fantasy, cool" to "Wait, because of Goff?" to "DAN CAMPBELL- IS DOUG ... TURNING INTO A LIONS FAN?" And the video just kept going deeper and deeper into the abyss of Detroit Kool-aid. So like. Welcome to the club, Doug! But uhhh, you know. Keep those expectations curtailed buddy. Though a few seasons watching Detroit and you'll get just as jaded as me. And my husband. And my father. And mother .... :D Go Lions!

[@MetroplexBias]

(Translation) A Lions fan is desensitized because the Lions are dogshit. We hope that changes, but it is very much not likely based on past experiences.

[@chronovac]

Do you really wish the curse of being a Lions fan on Doug? Are you truly that cruel?

[@dickashley1402]

my friend who follows football way closer than I do keeps saying "the lions are actually doing really good this year" and we both are in Michigan, so like we know the curse, but somehow he still has some copium left in him that they aren't gonna somehow throw it away

[@marcuswestphal4955]

"Jaded" and "don't get your hopes too high for this season". I'll take aged like milk for 500. We did great.

[@cyberphantom99]

Dougdoug is just like his viewers, he doesn't understand much but he enjoys it tons anyway

[@solidpandacka5544]

Technically Doug could still win since there are still a couple weeks remaining

[@Theology.101]

Let’s be real… he probably won’t unless he gets good trades

[@Crest_of_Thunders]

Congrats on beating Yahoo’s projections! I was also projected to just get one win this season, but I’m 3-2 right now and looking like I’ll improve to 4-2. Here’s to a good season for both of us.

[@Delvokian]

I have no idea how they thought you'd go 1-13 with the Likes of Purdy, Ja'Marr Chase, Etienne jr, and Deebo. Like that right there is already solid and the Baltimore defense is typically solid.

[@DHVF28]

As someone who’s done fantasy football for years, I can safely say that Yahoo is almost 100% wrong with their draft grades nearly every year. So the fact that they said you’d suck is actually a really good thing for your team. With my own eyes, not some BS algorithm that is literally ALWAYS wrong, I can see that your team is actually really good, just make sure to keep adding players off the waiver wire throughout the season and you could win the whole league.

[@MetroplexBias]

Waiver wire, if they’re injured you can throw them on the IL (injured list) and pick up another player. Week by week, you can win the “Battle of Attrition.”

[@XTotter5505]

The only problem is Joe burrow on the bench, but other wise it’s pretty good

[@primeministersinister625]

lol this might be one of the worst takes i've ever read. you'd have started Burrow over Purdy this season?@@XTotter5505

[@NisamLp]

Confirmed: DougDoug mildly famous KZbinr roots for cannibal football team

[@placeholderdoe]

Doug doug doesn’t need hobbies he’s a farmer

[@TheHippyProductions]

that coach is the crazy dude in the corner on 3 different substances at any given moment that when everyone's ready to throw in the towel steps up and with a twitching eye goes "I have an idea" and they all go fuck it and it miraculously works. it has happened more often than you think in human history and I absolutely love every time it does

[@gummymarkers]

as a miami dolphins fan who ALSO has an amazing yet somewhat oddball recently hired coach (we have Mike McDaniel) who ALSO has been in mediocrity for years before hiring and now suddenly we're good, i'm glad to welcome you, dougdoug, to our community of crazy ball screamers

[@thewelfarequeenpodcast7512]

DougDoug always gave me a Midwest vibe, so I’m not shocked by him liking the Lions. I am shocked that he has won 2 games with that fantasy team since his RB and TE positions are very weak.

[@snipermanguyz607]

Travis Etienne isn't that bad. But Dalton Kincaid is absolute garbage.

[@thewelfarequeenpodcast7512]

@@snipermanguyz607 He should have taken Sam LaPorta if he was available. You can’t go wrong with an Iowa TE, but he doesn’t know much about football so it makes sense.

[@anthonystrangio]

Etienne and Chase went NUTS last week, he’s at least 3-2 rn.

[@DHVF28]

Etienne and Ken Walker is a nasty combination, he’s stacked at RB. He needs more depth though

[@thewelfarequeenpodcast7512]

@@DHVF28I just saw Kenneth Walker after you mentioned him. Doug’s probably going to win 9-10 games with his lineup.

[@AnEnemySpy456]

The best thing about Dan Campbell being a lunatic is he's also an actually great coach.

[@TimeGodDioBrando]

They got ChatGPT to write shit about me! "You dare use my own spells against me, Potter!?!"

[@sjaeron]

As a massive football nerd, its weird to see doug talk about Dan Campbell and Brock Purdy in a video LOL.

[@muffinking2938]

What a sporty "Doug Doug Moment"

[@Dylanafewnumbers]

The "kick your teeth out" thing would've been fine, but then he started doing some dungeons and dragons ass roleplay

[@blakksheep736]

4:36 so this whole segment is... a trip. Firstly because the bit about biting parts off people comes from absolutely nowhere, second, because of the contrast between his tone and his words. He's speaking so matter-of-factly, like he's talking about revenue projections, and it does not at all match with the, y'know, eating kneecaps thing.

[@ToasterOwner]

As a lifelong lions fan, I see this as an absolute win.

[@likeapro4242]

Learning about how fantasy football works just makes me believe that even the jocks are just nerds because they’re basically calculating stats and abilities to create their Pokémon team and then having said team “battle” other teams

[@atcraft1070]

As someone who is obsessed with Football I want to see Doug livestream his reaction to a football game.

[@bobzilla-1]

That feels like it'd defeat the whole purpose of him doing this. Even mentioning it on stream seems a bit much if he's only doing this bc he's desperate for a work-life balance.

[@17layersofspace]

​@@bobzilla-1completely understandable, however, a boy can dream

[@dicedmeat7857]

@@17layersofspacea boys biggest dream is to watch dougdougs reaction to football

[@Mr_Jumbles]

Hey Doug why'd you get into football? Oh cuz you might lost 1000 dollars? No cuz some stupid AI told me I suck and I found this funny cannibal that made me laugh.

[@sarahfeng]

i know nothing about football and i am really not interested in learning but seeing so many people in the comments and chat being excited for doug and sharing the same passion is so wholesome, i love this community :'))

[@smugbowkid9919]

Fantasy Football DougDoug arc is about to be fire. Can’t wait until he starts trading for awful trades. Let’s see if his chat can coach him.

[@meowtumnluzz]

if you enjoy rooting for the lions and Dan Campbell, i would recommend watching last years Hard Knocks. im not at all a Lions fan, but that series + how they finished last year has made me start rooting for them very hard whenever i catch a game of theirs

[@theloneraisin7632]

I'm so happy to hear you talk about the lions like that. They are such fun underdogs right now

[@ggbsports]

Chat would love Dan Campbell. There’s a clip of him on Hard Knocks making a deez nutz joke.

[@lindsay3614]

My fantasy team at work last year was projected to finish in last but I won it all. This year, I'm projected to finish in first and am currently in first place by myself with a 4-1 record.

[@char1194]

Man I love when writers give side characters stuff to do offscreen

[@Atomosphere]

As someone who played Fantasy Football for 3 years, I don't know what the difference between a TE and a WR either! One just happens to get more points than the other.

[@ChicknSandwich]

Tight end and wide receiver. One carries the ball the other runs and catches..

[@ChicknSandwich]

​@@omarg2079Tl;Dr Played football for 4 years. Theres this thing called "google." Dont need 2 paragraphs to explain what I did in 1 sentence.

[@tachytack]

unrelated but I'm also hyped for P3RE

[@shoeshiner9314]

TEs I guess aren't supposed to get as many catches so they get their fantasy numbers inflated. As someone who's won two leagues over the last 2 years, I don't know what I'm doing, but I have a secret: I score more points than my opponents.

[@DHVF28]

@@ChicknSandwichNo that’s a running back, they carry the ball while the wide receivers and tight ends both catch the ball. The tight ends are much bigger and usually slower than the wide receivers however.

[@spegynmerbles3993]

Ok but that coach talking about eating knees is fucking wild

[@emjayrogers1987]

The fact that three months have passed since this clip, and the Lions have won their first NFC Championship in **30 years** shows that Doug somehow knew that choosing Goff was somehow going to pay off. I've never felt more pride in being a Lions fan than I have this season.

[@mitchelljohnson6106]

Yeeeeessss doug is a lions fan. Been a Lions fan all my life. Cautiously optimistic about this year. We had a better record in 2011 but still fell apart, so I have hope but not too much hope.

[@jacobw174]

I love that Doug is somehow a Lions fan at the perfect time

[@ap-ix6yd]

That's Clint "A+" Stevens. That's quality.

[@ryguyjedi908]

As a fellow first timer my QBs were Watson and Rogers. Aaron Rogers got injured 30 minutes after we drafted.

[@Rogue1sme]

Other than Elijah Moore Doug actually has a solid squad put in Deebo in place of Elijah and it is pretty good

[@brycelynds3768]

honestly for leaning about fantasy an hour before the draft..... thats not a horrible team at all and you're 2-1. as someone whose been playing for years, your bench is stacked kinda idk what that chatter was on. i would say try and flip one of the Rb's but honesly with moore being the only other RB it makes sense. put deebo in for moore and maybe higbee in for kincaid on a week to week basis and thats a really solid team lightweight Also.... DougDoug going to Cal i feel like shouldn't be shocking to me.... but it also is at the same time

[@kamehamehey22615]

The Lions are definitely the team most football fans are rooting for this year. Btw, I can spew all of the knowledge about football if you need it Doug

[@jessicest]

I'm pretty sure if he needs football knowledge he's going to seek it from a professional, specifically, Parkzer

[@gotgunpowder]

Europeans in chat going "rEaL fOoTbAlL oR aMeRiCaN fOoTbAlL???" when they're both "real" football because they're played on foot which is where the term comes from. Seriously, soccer just means "association football".

[@calebcox4101]

I joined my first fantasy league a few years back. Knew nothing about football, but started to go hardcore once I got beat down. Also big lions fan cause of Dan in 2021. You got this Doug

[@ramen244]

Even if that isn't the most most out of pocket thing I've heard a coach say, that's fucking hilariously overaggressive

[@joesak1997]

As a Detroit native and fan, I'm glad to hear my favorite youtuber cheers for my team as well

[@kright17]

As A Person Who Plays Fantasy Football Every Year And Is Very Vested, Kenneth Walker On His Team Has Been Doing AMAZING, Purdy At QB Aint The Worst, But He Has Several 49ers Players So He Will Lose On Their Bye Week More Than Likely.

[@dylanhawley3658]

The collab of DougDoug and my Detroit Lions is not something I expected but it is certainly something I enjoyed.

[@danielchen1047]

Spite is the greatest motivator

[@redsixx669]

Gotta love seeing burrow and chase (bengals fan bias) and my other fav qb of purdy just happened to be on this roster, dougdoug is a legend

[@darthvader4094]

ESPN projected me to be 9th in my 10 man league. Five weeks in I'm the only 5-0 team

[@Addersea]

With Doug's gambling record, I'mma need him to play Tsunade in any live-action Naruto series we're given in future.

[@JoeyGBean]

It’s kinda fun to watch for your own message In chat and remember being there when that happened

[@Joseph-do8ty]

I was rated to not win a single game, but i proved them wrong winning the first week!

[@3D-Ducks]

My dad used to have a fantasy football league in the 2000’s. I know nothing about football. But I do know Taylor swift. This year based on a video I saw of something similar another group did, I pitched my dad the idea of reopening his league and my reasoning was because I wanted to have Travis Kelce and then the rest of my team be people who’s first name either starts or ends with Taylor.

[@azriel_macreinhart]

Doug, you're spoiling us with all of these releases.

[@williamfalls]

I like to think that coach at the end was just hungry and trying to get something to eat.

[@Kickrad]

Also there is an existing PVP version of Conway's Game of Life. Its called Game of Life and Death or "GOLAD" its only 1v1 though. It's Made by Cary Huang.

[@IAmKrego]

"This team is gonna be built on, uh, we're gonna kick you in the teeth..." THATS MY FUCKING MAYOR

[@cannedpaint]

Brock Purdy was such a nice pick

[@lampshark]

He’s literally the General Iron Balls of the NFL

[@BlockFin]

Already beat Yahoo prediction. So fuck 'em 💪

[@dylankennedy2115]

The best part is it isn’t even a top 5 craziest thing Dan has said lmfao

[@Theology.101]

Doug, I played football for a decade and I still don’t understand what a Tight End does. Do they catch? Are they line men? Both??? The fuck???

[@MetroplexBias]

DougDoug as a football fan since 2008, BASED. Let’s fucking goooo

[@birddad]

Imagine, football

[@boneslice43]

as an avid football and specifically dan campbell fan this is like the craziest crossover episode I have seen out of dougdoug

[@elklobotomy]

that dan campbell speech is unironically so damn inspiring, love to see detroit doing well

[@athanagames]

knowing football makes his team way funnier bc what was he thinking 😭😭

[@admiralsky56]

I love Brock Purdy, Doug makes great choices

[@GZilla311]

0:37 Yes. That is what we are doing.

[@cee_ves]

I love how an actual coach’s strategy is “the bullied kid learned how to bite”

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“There’s nothing in the rules that says a dog[cannibal] can’t play football!”

[@dizzyjazz212]

Left out the quote were he mentioned one ass cheek😅

[@F41nt13]

Wide receiver? Cornerback? It doesn't sounds like foodball and more like handegg

[@GuardianOwl]

Fantasy football is so dumb, the only reason that particular players make those moves is because of the combination of their allies and opponents on the field. IE. The running play worked because the blockers all did their job, that player didn’t do it all by themselves.

[@powerofjakerock7239]

If we are being real, in that size league, it’s a pretty decent team. He also had his latest game in his flex spot, even though it wasn’t his worst player at the position. He also said he even had a draft strategy. Doug might be good at fantasy football.

[@Siresly]

5:04 This is like a Scott Steiner promo. That's probably a compliment. Probably.

[@lewrl1]

"No Tom Brady" DOESN'T NEED HIM HE'S GOT MR. RELEVANT

[@YouFoundTheOcarina]

Somehow this video is first time I have ever kinda sorta understood fantasy football

[@bathamsteryt]

LET'S GO LIONS!

[@TyFranceLover911]

DOUG IS DOING VERY WELLLL KENNETH WALKER WILL CARRY DOUG TO A CHAMPIONSHIP YEAAAAAAAH

[@aliathif7778]

DougDoug accidentally recreates the Cleveland Browns

[@Murphalicious]

My mind is MELTING that Doug is a Lions fan, ONE PRIDE

[@XTotter5505]

So Jared Goff started being drafted the LA rams and then in a trade like 3 years ago they traded quarterbacks with Matthew Stafford going from the lions to the rams and Goff going to the lions, the rams won the Super Bowl 2 years ago and this year the lions won the NFC north for the first time in franchise history, in 30 years, good trade for both parties

[@edw1n2]

I had a similar experience where my first fantasy season I was projected to win a single game and out of spite I won 11 and got very invested.

[@AndyHerbert254]

Wait uh ok yeah football but how did making Conway's Game of Life into a PVP game go?

[@brendanhall5581]

The full VOD is linked in the description so you could check that out, might have to skip around a bit or use timestamps people provide in the comments to find it though

[@SuperVoodude]

Eyeshield 21 is how I learned all my football. Doug would be doing even better if he refer to that.

[@HeisenbergFam]

At this point Doug losing money is a tradition

[@cerberusmutt4252]

oh hey, Doug and the Slugs! I love their music!

[@Slugmaomega]

My dead uncle was a lions fan

[@Crazy56U]

We are now one step closer to Doug forcing Twitch Chat to put on the Super Bowl via A Crew vs. Z Crew in Madden.

[@DanteTorn]

That guy talking about biting kneecaps sounds like a voice modulated Jerma bit.

[@Nayrkcaj]

Omg never would’ve guessed Doug is also a lions fan been once since like 2010

[@thestrikernetwork125]

I quite literally only follow how The Patriots are doing, not because I like football, but as a matter of state pride

[@connorrussell2084]

I had to follow along because I wanted them to lose enough to get the first pick... unfortunately the Steelers and Bills decided to shit the bed vs them

[@logan_page]

Yo, me and Doug have the same QB and RB on our leagues. (Purdy and Walker) Edit: AND WERE BOTH LIONS FANS

[@tommson6679]

Is it possible to observe how he does? Like is there a link to watch how Doug Doug Slug Squad does?