Ford Announces the Model T - Breaking News Ep. 1

[@sand7677]

"I am sitting in a chair." Truly a compelling story. Thank you, Reportzer.

[@randomlittleidot]

its why hes our top reporter

[@LostToaster]

…in Miami

[@EpicNuggetwashere]

@@LostToaster*the world

[@ChemOrSmth]

Fake story, he fell out off the chair

[@randomlittleidot]

@@ChemOrSmth then fell down of the stair

[@jakefaircloth9618]

I love Parkzer's new take on the "Yes, and..." style of improv: "No. Why?"

[@tyleralan1470]

He is always inquiring

[@wave1090]

​@@tyleralan1470that's what makes him the greatest lawyer in the world. Nothing gets past him.

[@caboose2741]

This comment actually buckled me. Wp

[@nicollaspancolim]

As a brazillian, i can affirm that the prime minister is dead. It was shocking, because brazil doesn't use a parliamentary sistem

[@enbydeadly]

wow the assassination changed the whole political system there, thats crazy

[@4thalt]

RIP our nonexistent prime minister

[@Polexo1]

Truly a sad story, may our nonexistent prime minister rest in peace after being assasinated even before he could exist

[@nicollaspancolim]

@@4thalt he will always be in our hearts

[@Fencinas]

not since the assassination

[@MikeLCF]

I love how Parkzer’s character arc is he evolving from a more serious man that contrasted with DougDoug’s chaotic behavior to him becoming as chaotic as Doug and they can barely keep track of each other

[@kryskobold]

SO TRUE

[@DissedRedEngie]

the bit was never the same after the judicial branch incident. (you can't lie about being a lawyer 😢)

[@SpaceMissile]

it's also hard with the satellite delay on the news van.

[@slendveny7191]

It's completely unintentional, Douglas Douglas has applied his anomalous properties to him

[@philismenko]

Its like a new jerma and star type deal, one has the guise of being chaotic but is actually fairly lawful, and the other has the guise of being lawful, while really being chaotic

[@lordfuzzybear]

I feel like I'm watching the news where the reporters have short-term amnesia and im loving every second of this

[@buckmoonmedia5113]

No, just crippling ADHD

[@eaglest0554]

​@@buckmoonmedia5113Both. And also Parker is a plant and needs a gallon of water every ten minutes.

[@Robodogo-sc7si]

watch the onion. its similar.

[@Appa8]

This might be the best thing on the internet this year.

[@danyelavila6826]

@@Appa8 It is. Ima be real with you, I got so close to straight up peeing myself because this is the funniest thing I have seen in 2024

[@quietlychaotically]

parkzer completely ignoring the show in order to go off on his own little tangents while doug tries to bring him back has the energy of trying to walk a really excited puppy who just wants to go down every single street

[@techno1561]

Big Doug and Chat energy

[@TurbopropPuppy]

parkzer puppyboy arc

[@victordefinitely2165]

@@TurbopropPuppy ILLEGAL SENTENCE.

[@JoeLikesBlue]

Sleepy Parkzer

[@lolucorn1]

​@@victordefinitely2165**LOUD BUZZER**

[@oreo10112]

Parkzer saying "Do you know Family Feud?" *seconds* after sidetracking the entire stream for 2 minutes talking about family feud made me die laughing

[@oreo10112]

Also it's really funny Doug suddenly cut when he said "We can cut this on youtube" but I'm also devastated because easily the best part of that stream was Doug spending like 2 minutes trying to find where he said alligator and Parkzer dying laughing for some reason

[@YoTerrako]

I’m actually kinda worried because wtf?

[@CibuYT]

@@YoTerrako don't be, it's either acting or not that big of a deal

[@diablotry5154]

​@@YoTerrakoput down the screen for a bit Peter

[@lspuria8440]

"Is that Bob Marley?"

[@V1UltrakilI]

5% debating over the article 10% actual journalism 35% Parkzer drinking from a gallon of water 50% arguing over the background

[@techno1561]

20% Parkzer tangents

[@hisupwassup]

​@@techno1561for a total of 120℅. Sounds about right

[@retronymph]

100% Family Feud discussion

[@javigd96]

WHY DOES HE DRINK SO MUCH WATER ITS HYSTERICAL

[@SugarbirdyOvO]

@@javigd96 Water park[zer]

[@mrmcmuffin1379]

Parkzer not quite knowing where he is and then correcting Doug on where he is might be the most hysterical thing ever

[@nevaeh9125]

"oh wait, that reminds me-"

[@Communistdaughter]

Doug and Parkzer have the funniest dynamic

[@davidmirasol8762]

Not anymore, you're welcome

[@Bill30006]

Every interaction between Doug and Parkzer is the most hysterical thing ever

[@DanilegoPlays]

Doug and Parkzer should star in a buddy cop movie as themselves

[@frostedsnow7634]

Doug reading the headline as serious as possible, then slowly fading into Parkzer drinking water in a field is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time

[@frostedsnow7634]

21:50

[@greatrj]

@@frostedsnow7634 thank you so fucking much

[@huskadog7748]

The best part is when parkzer explains what the Florida man meme is as if hes just heard about it and thinks its some unknown new thing lmfao

[@BearlyAwake13]

It sounded like he was under the impression only people in law enforcement in Florida knows about this lol

[@Ironpecker]

He's so real for that, I do it all the time. I love dispensing new cool facts and information I've just found out

[@huskadog7748]

@@Ironpecker me too ☺️

[@Tobeebuzz]

Parkzer slowly took over the stream, it started with Doug making Parkzer confused and ended with him having to beg Parkzer to stop drinking water, imitating animals and swimming on camera instead of reading the news story

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

Mun

[@alleydoesstuff4147]

Parkzer's absolute refusal to improv and go with the bit is honestly commendable

[@SuperGhostUK]

"Why am I 20,000 ft above Miami"... never has a reporter asked such hard-hitting questions.

[@ericnavarro8238]

Update: Parkzer has never shot a boar

[@jstar3382]

Update: he shot a boar

[@sugoistalin7809]

Update: Parkzer has hunted down and *MURDERED* every single boar on Earth.

[@Just_Nice07]

Update: Parkzer plans on *murdering other things* other than boars.

[@ZerglingLover]

Update: Parkzer has *killed* his ‘first’ *human.*

[@sugoistalin7809]

@@ZerglingLover That's definitely not his first.

[@here4thecatvids]

This might be the most out there, wild and chaotic dougdoug video I've seen so far. It feels like someone told Parkzer his goal was to get off-track and onto side stories and derailments as much as possible. Honestly. this just felt like unmedicated ADHD and a huge sleep debt but still toooo energetic.

[@a_random_tire]

I have ADHD, and this is exactly what I do

[@icecream-zi7sc]

Yah unmediated ADHD is exactly the aura of this. Couldn’t have described it better.

[@daskanguru3515]

If only Parkzer had a sleek and stylish mug to fit that gallon of water into

[@EpicPizzaz103]

exactly he’s missing out

[@Hnbth]

that gallon plus 31 more

[@npzabov]

Dare we even ask... a mugmug?

[@shadowdecidueye]

DOUGDOUG MUGMUG!!!

[@thecubist3817]

This is literally ADHD simulator featuring Parkzer. Incredible content, can't wait for episode 2

[@prestongarvey2988]

I didn’t know that parkzer could teleport around the world so quickly

[@cow9066]

Thats what makes him a great field reporter

[@arthurbarbosa5622]

Why do you think he travelled around so much?

[@ktt2515]

He is scp

[@spap6407]

I did

[@asceticblur]

Teleportation is but one of his meager powers puny mortal.😊

[@breakinggreens]

The best part about the Family fued clip Parkzer is talking about, is that when asking for a 3 letter animal: The first guy said "Frog" and they thought "Well it can't get any worse than that", then the next guy said the infamous "Alligator"

[@normalhuman9878]

And it was the funniest shit Parkzer ever saw

[@CommentPositionInformer]

Lmao. I love how the very first message in that bottom section is "The prime minister of Brazil has been assassinated".

[@LuanGamesBr]

I wish

[@CommentPositionInformer]

@@LuanGamesBr You mean, the president? Brazil doesn't have a prime minister 😅

[@sugoistalin7809]

​@@CommentPositionInformerThen why is it in the news?! DougDougNewsNetwork would never spread misinformation. Ignore that a bunch of these stories are AI generated, Parkzer says they *Could* have happened so they're valid.

[@vonKaiser1917]

​@@CommentPositionInformer Not anymore

[@gerax2003]

@@CommentPositionInformer well yeah he was assassinated that's why

[@lubue5795]

Are we sure Parkzer doesn't have some sort of weird dementia where he's compelled to drink a shit ton of water and quickly forgets what he wanted to say?

[@Nevadaa45]

It's the water that makes you forgor

[@spongytrout7462]

@@Nevadaa45product of the beach that makes you old

[@shpup]

hes rinsing his brain

[@JohnDoeNobody]

@@Nevadaa45 Half-Life 2 reference

[@neoz8913]

@@Nevadaa45 Doug laced the water with LSD for sure

[@mikeroberts8552]

This was main channel content

[@levleone4045]

This is the true main channel

[@zoopzonk]

dougdougdougdoug exists though

[@robotortoise]

1:07:29 is my favorite. Parkzer insists the article is old and Doug insists it's breaking, and then Parkzer reads the Model T thing and Doug breaks out in laughter.

[@blakksheep736]

Welcome to episode 26 on "How on earth is Parkzer not driven insane by this guy yet".

[@ourtalechara9341]

My theory is that Parkzer is equally as odd and insane as Doug, but in different ways, so he seems normal in comparison to Doug, who is really loud about his crazy ideas

[@reda84.]

This time the roles are reversed, Parkzer is the human manifestation of ADHD while Doug has absolutely no idea what he is talking about 😂

[@laxim5786]

Honestly, in this video it almost feels like Doug is the sane one

[@noodlelynoodle.]

It's hard to tell sometimes but it seems like he really actually enjoys the shenanigans lol

[@blakksheep736]

@@noodlelynoodle. I imagine so.

[@omermohammed5092]

"why are people spamming the word bean" famous last words

[@SpaceMissile]

I like imagining doug sitting there grinning with his hand over the "end stream" button

[@EonLess]

Multiple minutes of arguing only for Doug to suddenly mention I Love Lucy at 41:30 and Parkzer getting wide-eyed excited is just great comedy.

[@SpaceMissile]

haha he got so excited

[@TheOriginalItsCake]

The most emotion I've ever seen Parkzer show is when he's talking about Family Feud

[@techno1561]

Also Parkzer lighting up when Doug offhand joked about Parkzer watching I Love Lucy

[@spacemonkey5256]

This stream was a hot mess and I loved everything about it.

[@SilverYuffie]

It was truly the happiest moments of confusion and water drinking that has ever happened.

[@SpaceMissile]

it was a great stream

[@NoamAgai]

8:58 that is a very common thing. Orangutans are known for treating wounds with medicinal herbs (and therefore it's not the first time ever and the news are misleading), and their sagittal crests.

[@supersillystuffs]

That’s a deep cut

[@darkace98]

They treat each other with their sagittal crests?

[@whbh2243]

Of course it’s real. It’s boring after all

[@supersillystuffs]

@@darkace98 no, just their sagittal crests.

[@darkace98]

@@supersillystuffs They treat their sagittal crests with their sagittal crests? Fascinating...

[@ThymeHere]

I have to say that this is one of the most unique videos I’ve seen from DougDoug, but I won’t say it’s bad. It’s one of the best I’ve seen in a while actually

[@spinshade]

You are confused, this isn't dougdoug. It's Dougdougdoug.

[@ThymeHere]

@@spinshade Still the same guy.

[@syrew900]

@@ThymeHereYou’re thinking of Parkzer

[@Itsunobaby]

@@ThymeHerewrong they are two separate beings.

[@ThymeHere]

@@ItsunobabyAh yeah, sorry. My bad.

[@Thebes342]

Parkzer cutting to a random tangent instead of delivering the news and driving Doug insane with it kills me every single time; he delivers his stories with such genuine enthusiasm that I can’t even tell if he’s trolling lmao

[@the_legendary_fire]

When he said "wait what is family feud" after bringing it up made me realise he's trolling, but he's so good at convincing you he's genuinely confused

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

hes getting his revenge for doug driving him insane

[@theEpicGamerIsGaming]

@@the_legendary_fire "your literally trolling"

[@DragonLazuli]

Parkzer going on random topics and tangents is so funny because he's actually genuine and definitely forgets the main topic and not a bit lol

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

Watching this live was one of the most entertaining fever dreams I’ve ever experienced. The sheer chaos of it all is amazing

[@LordBusiness1]

this is what i imagine a normal conversation between them looks like

[@Thesportsgamer]

this is probably the funniest video ive watched this year. the chemistry (or lack of, i cant even tell) between these two is so hilarious

[@jorntumrongwit9056]

The chemistry is so low it loops back to being perfect

[@lirachonyr]

also the news headline guy is funny

[@Tobeebuzz]

This was incredible, I hope that 'Ep. 1' means there's more of these to come, this was a delight

[@UnableToucan]

This is about 1 hour and 15 minutes of just mental whiplash and I love every second. I have never been so mentally overstimulated ever!

[@Adam.Frazier]

What happened to the other 4 seconds

[@Yu-Gi-Oh36508]

do not speak of them

[@devcmbruns]

17:15 Guys its not pre-recorded I'm sorry

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@nameredacted6221]

Whoever was doing the headlines needs a raise 😂

[@skmgeek]

we forgive you devcmbgd

[@tylerankirsh5030]

It seems like it is tho how would you know

[@asterglaceon]

How was it actually done though? Still confused

[@Megan-ii4gf]

I swear the dynamic is crippling ADHD vs crippling autism with no reverse gear and it's so good and as someone with both, i fucking empathize

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

I get that, yeah, this video is really just my ADHD and my Autism struggling for the right to puppet me like a meat doll

[@GentleIceZ]

> "Breaking News" > *FUCKING AUGUST*

[@inanis9801]

yo you should go on royal road and search Lv.1 Lich. Trust me.

[@thebluehat6814]

no it's not from August 2023 it's actually from August this year. the news are yet to be broken actually

[@inanis9801]

@@thebluehat6814 they're just telling us their plans

[@StuffandThings_]

@@inanis9801 Guess Doug and Parkzer are part of the Illuminati... You know that would actually explain a lot about how the world has been going lately...

[@Pixel-ar]

It could be that the stream is from a few days ago, cause at 12:21 you can read the RubberRoss Challenge descriptor. But to be honest with the posting schedule that dougdoug has anything is possible

[@terreliv]

BTW the reason why Florida Man is a meme is bc Florida has looser regulations on reporting such activities - your very own state or country has him too. They just don't talk about it. Also, bat, cat, dog, cow, elk, owl, ant, rat, ewe, emu, ram

[@swapbriarASMR]

crocodile

[@Mincedrafts]

Frog

[@ItsJustKay3141]

Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla (scientific name)

[@landobando2352]

We've finally done it -- We've recreated NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me on Twitch

[@michellesolomon1690]

Complete with figuring out whether the news is real or not

[@appointmenteer]

now with 70% more miami

[@trustworthyguy8645]

A friend of a friend once had an accident that left them without a mid-term memory for years. I had never heard of that before, and struggled to imagine how that worked, but I think Parkzer in this VOD showcases this phenomenon perfectly.

[@diarm77]

Me when I break the news

[@ThymeHere]

I can relate

[@nubloi23]

Can't like it already got 69 likes sorry

[@romanallgeier4661]

yeah noticed that too

[@roobeedooo]

me when the news broke

[@Mike-official]

me when i fix the news

[@TheCriminalViolin]

This is genuinely great and I loved every single moment of it. Especially Parkzer's severe attention deficit. Man... I never thought someone with his job history and job now as accountant would ever be capable of those kinds of jobs that require a load of focus, so that just makes it so much more satisfying, being super attention deficit myself haha. The constant excited "OH! THAT REMINDS ME!" "OH! THAT MADE ME THINK OF SOMETHING/THIS TIME WHEN" is very much me.

[@veuch_]

I am halfway through and this is an absolute fever dream. I love it

[@kyanchambers260]

this is (somehow) the most disastrous Dougdoug video (said lovingly). Parkzer is on a completely different plane from Doug they arent on the same page once this entire video its so funny

[@VysePresidentGeo]

Somehow this makes it so much better.

[@bearger4790]

Parkzer is a big supporter of "No, and"

[@eaglest0554]

"This actually reminds me-" "No, no no no-"

[@peterwatkins671]

Rumor has it that Doug is still trying to find out if the alligator story was real or not.

[@xNick01]

“Is parkzer trolling or just being himself?” Is my favorite game

[@bonecrusher2d]

Dougdoug: *Says something absurd* Parkzer: "That is factually incorrect."

[@BenersantheBread]

All the cuts to Parkzer chugging water like he was stuck in a desert for weeks had me dying

[@davidgoldammer348]

38:50 The fact that he says hello to any and everything is not talked about enough

[@saxgarcon734]

Parkzer not believing Snettisham is a real place is great, but what’s even better is I instantly new that article was real. Not because I’d seen it before or anything, but because it just reeks of Norfolk.

[@lucasmtg00]

"the prime minister of brazil has been assassinated" there isn't even a PM in Brazil lmaooo

[@ortho259]

Yeah, cause they were assassinated.

[@thetrueaxolotl1786]

Well yeah, didnt you hear? The prime minester was assisinated, obviously they wont get a new one immediately 🙄

[@Fencinas]

yeah not anymore

[@valantisalatsas7249]

next you'll tell us missouri doesn't have a king

[@jhomathon]

not anymore

[@nubergutin]

Parkzer really is the master of "No, And" improv.

[@ego-lay_atman-bay]

The cut to parkzer eating while upside down was literally perfect.

[@Iskrittt]

I love that “ep 1” is in the title, implying that there will be more breaking news in the future

[@Adam.Frazier]

B sharp ew

[@Char0206]

I feel like Doug just wanted to say “breaking news! We have parkzer in the fields, reporting!”

[@funky555]

1:14:59 that genuinely felt like a slap in the face. the timing is so absolutely perfect

[@aernlor]

Parkzer and Doug is an incredible combo. I really like Parkzer but Doug's zany energy really synergizes/contrasts Parker's energy. It's wonderful

[@SpaceMissile]

I love how whenever doug says something that's clearly ridiculous, Parkzer has this _compulsion_ to correct him. "Parkzer is currently getting surgury." "I am not getting surgury!"

[@Gabberz123]

I refuse to believe Parkzer wasn't high as all hell during this lol

[@EmperorChicken]

The only logical explanation for all of this is that Parkzer's alcohol tolerance is so low that he gets drunk from water and also it gives him dementia.

[@Huge_M]

DougDoug keeps suprising me first 2d platformers then tournament organiser than challenge participater and now hes *SMASHING* that Suculent news

[@liamcruikshank1472]

I was here on cod France France

[@TrueCrouton]

The fact that Parkzer waits a few seconds before speaking is what sells it.

[@DrPancakesPhD]

I have never laughed so hard at Parkzer than this video. He is a genius at unintended comedy.

[@greenberrygk]

The way that Doug talks in the same way all the time is killing me and then when the camera changes and parkzer is just drinking a different giant bottle of water

[@confirmedbachelor4650]

"Do you even watch Family Feud?" - Parkzer (1669)

[@Quackers_up]

This feels like an Eric Andre bit

[@starcoin5653]

I don’t know what’s better the dynamic between Doug and Parkzer or the unhinged breaking news subtitles scrolling across the bottom of the screen

[@EonLess]

Parkzer is so talented, he's a lawyer, a cop and a professional newscaster, how does he do it.

[@MinnowTF]

Meth.

[@snugget23452]

parkzer is not a lawyer or a cop, these jokes have caused problems in his personal life and he has asked that we stop calling him a lawyer or a cop

[@proton..]

meow

[@bruuuuuuuuhhhh]

​@@snugget23452that's something an undercover cop would say.

[@LuisAngeel07]

And a hacker

[@masterelia3259]

Parkzer's water bit is generational. please truly let this be episode 1 of many.

[@reda84.]

30 minutes in and this is my favorite DougDoug video ever, this is an actual fucking dumpster fire and I love it

[@bzipoli]

this is one of the best thing doug has made this year idk why is not on the main channel

[@lulassist95]

Finally, an unbiased breaking news outlet in the field that I can trust.

[@Moxilock]

I don't think this concept could work with any other pairing, this is absolutely wonderful

[@naotohex]

When Parkzer revealed the car at the end I laughed so hard, then it went to talking about German Submarines in 1913 with a random sinking boat in the background.

[@temerityxd8602]

Parkzer misread that I think, would've been 1915 not 13. The picture in the background is an illustration of the Lusitania sinking, the ship the article was talking about, which sank in 1915.

[@NoelleTGS2]

"Wait, the producer is going to the bathroom" "No that's just the news line" "Oh. The news line is goi-" Absolutely killed me.

[@Hello-jz5lh]

Thank you Doug, for your professionalism, when it comes to the news. It is heartbreaking to see th rest of America being deceived by the mainstream providers.

[@woah2852]

Parkzer chugging the biggest gallon of water I’ve ever seen literally at every opportunity possible is the greatest bit of all time

[@FreyCheqama]

STOP DRINKING WATER Thank you for keeping us informed. Doug

[@nevaeh9125]

News Reporter KILLS CO-WORKER by DENYING them WATER for 3 DAYS

[@VisionsofDagdae]

By far the best moment 35:20, after talking (and proceeding to talk) about family feud for several minutes

[@superbaal]

Close 2nd: 39:32

[@Enderception]

Parkzer has to be a very dedicated actor playing Parkzer because that Family Feud segment culminating in him going "Wait what's Family Feud?" and staring into the horizon for a full minute cannot be real

[@tojo8679]

This video feels like when you're going to sleep and imagine a story in your head but the side characters don't do what you want them to

[@Jackoff_icial]

parkzer is actually so funny. on first brush he's the most serious guy you've ever met but 13 seconds later you realize he has the jerma x factor

[@cressothegrey4354]

"Have you ever watched Family Feud?" *10 minutes later* "Wait what's Family Feud"

[@swapbriarASMR]

10 seconds later Do you know family feud? 😂

[@Casterborous]

Genuinely, Parkzer is either a god tier troll or an enigma

[@lamppost101]

Oh my god breaking news… WITH DOUG DOUG AND PARKZER!?

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@spi231]

"Hello, I'm 50?"

[@Kelseylouise8]

Watching this happen live and waiting for the alligator family feud part in this video, the “IT GOT CLAIMED” has me in tears 😂

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

That Florida man cannot break my running-nude-with-boars world record! No matter how Hard he tries!

[@nix6940]

IDK who the Producer/News Line was, but they killed it.

[@keith720]

I think this is the funniest thing I've seen from DougDoug

[@thewoodlandcryptid]

doug trying to get the stream back on track while parkzer says "don't change the subject" is actually hilarious

[@dawica]

39:43 - Parkzer talking constantly and going off on random tangents for 40 minutes only to stand there in silence when asked a point blank question is the funniest shit

[@PaulTheFox1988]

Breaking News? Yup, you definitely broke it, as well as me and our lass at the same time. I laughed so hard at this video that I thought I was going to pass out. Parkzer was high, there's no other explanation for the sheer delightful trainwreck of a performance as this, and it was glorious from beginning to bean

[@alanabanana4013]

I was crying laughing, Doug and Parkzer are truly the ultimate comedy duo

[@KlineStife]

doug genuinely being annoyed with parkzer when he asked "do you know the show family feud" was one of the funniest doug moments.