Skyrim, but I take damage every second (VOD)

[@Thats_So_Haven]

12:50 - Doug starts Drama (r/DougHate) 15:56 - Rosa bench ad Update 17:32 - Doug explains the rules of the challenge (Coding start) 33:50 - Doug breaks Skyrim (congratulations doubters) 1:18:44 - Challenge Starts (how skyrim was meant to be played)

[@emilystevens490]

Yo sir/mam, are a legend. Thankyou

[@KolonelCeanders]

Brutes are hot

[@violetnight9928]

You're a hero 🙏

[@angryorphan3688]

Doug looks like a discount Netflix manga side character

[@asceticblur]

😂

[@PIXX7499]

Netflix making mangas?

[@give_anna_an_alt1744]

He actually makes me think of Kawachi from Yakitake: Japan!

[@Your_Average_Moe_Lester]

He looks like he got recast halfway through lol

[@angryorphan3688]

@@Your_Average_Moe_Lester poor homie, first the balding, now he can barely get recasted

[@hiddenbutdeadly]

1:00:17 The TTS that sent the stream down a path...

[@CJ-mk3nf]

I saw this comment as I was reading through at the start of the stream, and mentally put a reminder to notice when the stream got to that point. Eventually it did, and *that* message happened, and I was prepared for things to go off the deep end. But then seemingly nothing happened. I thought maybe you'd put the wrong timestamp or something. Then. It continued. Thank you for the warning but it was too late

[@brandonbrent9717]

Favorite things said of all year by any streamer “it’s pretty cool now, I just play music to tricking you thinking this good content even though this about to be four hours of running around Skyrim taking naps”

[@vierzehn575]

Chat was so goddamn unhinged in this one.

[@Mrjackcool2]

I scroll up to check and read "Eat Nazeem" you're definitely right

[@1Arrowkill1]

This is definitely the most unhinged stream I've watched in a long time. The challenge was really cool though.

[@steampunkfox4932]

That makes things even better

[@Alresu]

What do you mean? They sent so many completely normal messages!

[@sydious_s_snake]

"im going to wrap up after these weird messages are done" doug said optimistically with 30 minutes left on the vod

[@TheEndlessCycle]

Plot twist: Dougs character is suffering from extreme cheese withdraw and thats why hes taking damage every second

[@Rocketyy]

2:51:54 Twitch Chat be normal challenge

[@annanhildebrand9667]

I'm glad Doug is accepting of his horse tilt addiction. The first step to recovery is accepting you have a problem.

[@SenseiVexx]

"Why are you blonde?" "Skyrim" - Some bald guy

[@Taitou25]

2:24:31 I was NOT expecting Fly of Beelzebub to play. Happy to see music from a mod I support show up here!

[@techno1561]

Doug slowly unblondeing looks like he's doing a bit of a Rosa cosplay

[@woodmm2]

i completely forgot this stream happened because chat derailed it so hard. best worst best stream of the century

[@synthemagician4686]

Alchemy is so slept on in skyrim. So, with alchemy by the time you live riverwood you have 3-8 extra healing potions, and 20+ more before you leave whiterun, without even having to steal anything, and it's not going to take very long either, so time to healing potential is amazing (The time doug spent looting whiterun is likely around the same amount of extra time this takes). Especially considering you will level at least once, probably get the first alchemy perk before the majority of your potions are made at whiterun, especially if we optimize. You should have at least 6 extra full heals by the time you leave whiterun. That's a full ten minutes of healing from when you leave whiterun and that's on the lower end of what you can do, again with no bounty, and the cost is less than 100 gold for that, which you'd easily get enough loot to pay for anyways. You can also collect other ingredients on the way too and make potions to sell, giving you money to buy ingredients to cook some helpful shit if loot doesn't pay enough and you don't already find ingredients, but I don't know skyrim cooking, just alchemy, gonna need some help on expanding on this strat from a skyrim gordon ramsey.

[@blanktester]

Doug is not good enough at videojames to have planned even half of this. He didn't even think cooking was worth it even though he was already grabbing all the food he could lmao. I love Doug('s content) but he can be a real doofus at times.

[@nrnrn999]

Alchemy has 2 weaknesses though: it's boring and lame. Firstly, the actual mechanics of alchemy are just "put things together on the table. Repeat." which isn't exactly thrilling gameplay. Secondly, it sort of ruins everything if you've just got an infinite supply of potions. There's no exxcitement if you can just consistently insta-heal yourself through everything.

[@boppertron4929]

​@blanktester I find it funny more often than not, like during this stream when he keeps going the wrong way toward the bandit camp after literally JUST finding it.

[@blanktester]

@@boppertron4929 oh for sure, that's one of the things that makes him entertaining.

[@karstenmatosich8896]

You've heard of Parkzer, Reverzer, Neutralzer, and Drivezer, but wait until you see Sportzer o.O

[@retronymph]

I thought this would be a fun silly Skyrim challenge but I did not expect a frontrunner for worst stream of the year. 11/10

[@_l3rN]

38:12 The opposite of a hater is a stan. Glad I could help.

[@poyo6467]

As a certified dougdoug hater, this stream is perfect to fuel my hatred for doug Where is he anyway??? Who's this blonde guy

[@katiegreen5166]

He just pays this blond guy to milk his viewers for all their money while he sits and does nothing. How despicable.

[@MarinerKyle]

Allow me to speak for everyone on the KZbin side when I say "AAAAHHHH I JUST GOT HERE WTF IS GOING ON?!"

[@GDHappyy]

I can't wait for dog to take damage every second

[@basketcasejacegaming8673]

1:59. The children do yearn for the mines.

[@DarkStarCoreX]

jack black

[@fukro7557]

as someone who hasnt watched a dougdoug stream in a good while i'd say chat is normally like this i don't know why doug was so surprised

[@Mike-mw4hh]

what the actual hell is wrong with Twitch chat? lol I think I'll stay here on YT and observe them through our little window

[@calebhunter7440]

Agreed xD

[@Ondemas]

Good news, now you can actively fight them in Doug's YT vs Twitch streams

[@abnormalexperience8767]

I'd really love to see more door randomizer content from Doug. It was REALLY funny lol

[@overlordcacius]

30:30 I was not expecting a "Bonzy the sad clown" reference.

[@tildemyou]

Joke's on doogdog, chat delivered the worst stream of 2023 on a plastic dollar store silver colored platter. From Alabama.

[@davidn90]

Tbh, the music made it more exciting. Balls to the wall. Also rigged, divorced, and streamer of the year. Kudos and boo

[@davidn90]

This comment was posted at 5:44 est

[@mortegon583]

2:49:51 - That actually is a real thing that gets *super* messed with by those kinds of messages. My partner goes through that, and it's very hard for her to re-ground herself back in reality if that happens

[@natashalawely2900]

yeah, i was really disappointed when doug's reaction was to deny that it was even a real thing, and then half of chat said to "deal with it" as if it isn't a debilitating disorder. i don't think doug realizes that the basis of that joke (why it's "funny") is that there are people who actually experience this problem (hence the joke is really just ableist). i wish he and chat had taken it more seriously.

[@daddystewart]

Wake up. You need to wake up. Please god wake up.

[@daddystewart]

None of this is real please wake up

[@JadeAnnabelArt]

Honestly I was really disgusted by twitch chat. It costs nothing to be kind, the amount of people being dismissive was really upsetting. I thought Doug's community was better than this.

[@noseycrane]

these vods make my day

[@ian562ADF52E]

48:17 this is how I clear the apartment from weed smell before my girlfriend comes over.

[@GCAT01Living]

I like the meta game of banning a random batter based on unhinged TTS.

[@thedeadheadpunk]

I like when we stalled him with TTS for a loooong time.

[@JonThomas92]

Just to clear the air, yeah Wubby did do a stream where he shit his pants, but it was after eating a bunch of those sugar free gummy bears

[@hiddenbutdeadly]

Dear youtube watchers...i apologize for what you are about to subject your ears to...

[@OnTheRocksGamingShow]

21:17 SHOUTOUT TO SIMPLEFLIPS

[@MajkaSrajka]

In Skyrim passive health regeneration is based on %max hp, not static, meaning gettng more max HP would help him in this challange a lot. "Health regenerates slower while in combat (0.49%) and faster outside combat (0.70%). This means that a high maximum health will increase the overall amount of health regained per second. For example, a character with 100 hit points will regain 0.7 hit points per second, while a character with 400 hit points will regain 2.8 hit points per second."

[@rainbowstalkerthe2nd587]

No one is talking about how he drank a stamina potion and expected it to heal him around 1:36:00

[@nikofifi9546]

He just panicked

[@jackhazardous4008]

I miss when Doug had undyed hair. The blond is in his brain now

[@ZNEO3NZ]

25:05 doug dough ate! my fave subreddit!!

[@sydious_s_snake]

What did he eat though

[@mei_sun025]

I missed the stream, but I think it is genuinely hard to actually hate Doug. He's just a really chill dude that raises money for a sea otter, how can you hate that? Also, disliking his content is not hating, its just not your thing. But Doug is great, more than my personal opinion, he is just objectively a really cool dude. Edit: After watching the VOD, what on Earth happened to Twitch chat this day lol

[@tecgoku3200]

God. I hate Doug so much. He refuses to acknowledge he's getting old and so constantly brings up his blonde hair to seem young and relateable. It's so hard to watch someone going through a mid-life crisis.

[@needu4975]

Never actually talked to the Jarl....

[@calibursatsujin3112]

in case you never figured it out, the windows key is turned off when you play skyrim because it has """"gamer"""" mode on by default

[@-sk8-437]

21:21 Shoutouts to SimpleFlips.

[@extratreeger]

stream starts at 4:00:04

[@antoiniti5415]

lmao

[@kiiltomaeki]

chat was truly unhinged in this stream

[@anenemystand5582]

A little longer snd doug will be able to pull off some frosted tips. This is an exciting time.

[@calebhunter7440]

I feel this would have been a lot easier if Doug hadn't constantly depleted his stamina bar to zero. xD

[@charlestunnard5250]

There were a couple of skill books that he passed by without reading. He might have been able to get a level up off of those.

[@sydious_s_snake]

didn't ask :)

[@koni5883]

@@sydious_s_snake lame

[@andrecravo3774]

Damn straight line vod getting a video nice

[@ItsFunkyCaptain]

45:30 Horse power 2:27:40 Suddenly courier

[@pendantric6902]

It's good to know Guy Fieri's still going strong and congrats on the weight loss, you look great.

[@AdibasWakfu]

I bet what was causing conflicts at the start was the "hi twich" message. Command "enableplayercontrols" would probably solve it.

[@damascusasticus4691]

The true horror of this stream is learning that Doug manually installs mods

[@russianbigbird4161]

3:20:42 that's not at all true, I've seen horses and mules burp, I've even been jump scared by a mule burping and farming at the same time

[@zaytres-_-]

2:50:43 Kegal exercises

[@Anon13430]

In which Doug confirms that he is a furry and his fursona is a python

[@normalhuman9878]

Which would actually make him a scaley

[@MrLucky5001]

12:19 34:54 so this was the stream when r/wehatedougdoug was created. I started re-watching this VOD, because a video about chat sending normal TTS messages got recommended to me, so the founding of r/wehatedougdoug was a pleasant surprise.

[@anactualorange]

3:10:00 me watching doug check every single house and somehow avoid the only store in the town (a potions store none the less)

[@calebhunter7440]

6:33 . . . "Wait, Doug is playing Skyrim in this video?" *looks at the video title* "Ah, so he is." Man is so random I forgot what the goal of the stream was. XD

[@OttarErOsom]

I am so mad Doug didn't use the cooking station in Helgen

[@stoopidapples1596]

you would still take damage while in the cooking menu since the game doesn't pause, and the cooked foods still give barely any health, plus most of them require salt. So it would be a net loss in health

[@OttarErOsom]

@@stoopidapples1596 I'm no expert on cooking in skyrim but he had salt, vegetables and meat, which is enough to make most stews. Cooking would have taken max 5 secs if he just cklicked on his highlighted options with the potential to 10x or 25x increase the benefits of his ingredients

[@iforgotoputausername]

​@@OttarErOsomi bet veggie soup would be op especially if you stacked them

[@danshive4017]

(Me knowing you start with only 100 health) Yeah, this will go well (also, imperial side doesn’t make you wait through a cut scene).

[@clobzz]

2:24:31 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO CALAMITY OST

[@thecomfyshirt]

Screw spheres. It’s all about rhombus life

[@BenRHarsh]

You're even willing to lose an entire dimension? Why not a rhombic prism? Also, everyone knows that hexagons are the bestagons.

[@puffles5535]

Doug should play Skyrim normally for a few streams. I feel like that would actually e pretty cool. I’m learning it as well at the moment.

[@LordYvain]

I like how the most replayed is at the very end

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

3:18:00 I wish this was just the word "normal" and just nothing else.

[@MarioKM]

This VOD gave me brain rot🎉

[@eggu1828]

I understand that this would not funny at all, but i guess some alchemy for health potions would make the job easily done. The alchemist table is right across the river from helgen's keep entrance

[@juumm]

Skyrim narcolepsy edition

[@JosefK-wv5gw]

3:59:43 AggressiveSheep6000 3:59:43 AggressiveSheep6000 3:59:43 AggressiveSheep6000 3:59:43 AggressiveSheep6000

[@aggressivesheep7469]

its still so funny to me that you actually did that lol

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

The TTS was completely relevant. The randomness became the side bit of the stream i won't have anyone disparaging us basement dwellers. Doug may kidnap us but he may never take our voice

[@gagetheobald8156]

interesting to see a mod like this and i like the concept as for the first movement break he was likely dying before that so it broke

[@nearby_emu4181]

i lost 1500 dollarydoos because he punched a guard too hard.

[@chair2355]

2:23:50 holy shit since when does Doug have calamity music in his stream music

[@gonzo4403]

The face when the first zorbeez ad played 😂

[@casperchekhov1703]

I want the mod so I can do this... this challenge seems way easier than Doug is making it out to be...

[@vierzehn575]

It's probably easier if you know Skyrim locations well enough. Despite how many hours Doug has, he doesn't seem to actually have a lot of experience past the opening.

[@normalhuman9878]

Especially if you know what alchemy ingredients you can eat for health

[@beebeelicious]

DougDoug much otter love your way dude ❤

[@Tralfazz74]

Poll: what time of day do you shit? 1. After wake-up 2. After breakfast 3. Afternoon 4. Getting home from work 5. After dinner 6. Before bed 7. Middle of the night?

[@Tralfazz74]

3 for me

[@lindseytaylor3793]

i have ibs. the time in which i shit is determined not by me, but by some sort of divine power unbeknownst to the human race

[@Tralfazz74]

@@lindseytaylor3793 So.... a vote for 8, then?

[@Irydium]

Aimjock moments 1:00:11 2:50:42 2:56:26 3:40:02

[@rigatonipasta]

2:51 challenge starts

[@_burningshadow_8010]

2:14:11 as someone with Narcolepsy.... I feel attacked. (I also have sleep paralysis, hallucinations, lucid dreams and more but not sleep talking and night terrors as far as I'm aware honestly sounds like Dougdoug might have some traumatic past or something either that or he just has crazy levels of anxiety or something.) 2:58:46 that's insane I only played BOTW and 0 other Zelda games yet it reminded me of the Kakoriko Village music so damn... that's some good sound design or at least consistent sound design. 3:00:58 I swear... if I ever hear someone pronounce GOUDA like that IRL be it an american or otherwise I'm pronouncing it correctly until they never forget it. Bloody "Goo-dah"

[@zaytres-_-]

1:39:55 average middle class DougDoug viewer gets told off by tax fiend

[@SilverThePeacemaker]

2:47:25 - Chat starts going downhill fast.

[@spirit5923]

Get the atronach so you can't regen mana without absorbing magic.

[@charlescannon2469]

DougDoug: You're my haters! He's learning! I can't wait for him to realize The side charcter randomly bans his follows and The "Dirty grimy smelly untrained unwashed dogs" are so bad that it's reasonable response to their actions. The community is so toxic he can't have haters. (Yes, I know he realized it at one point)

[@エレダー]

TBH, if he picked where greybeard live his challenge will be impossible

[@funnycat9962]

Doug went blonde to distract us from his baldness

[@youreright9358]

2:21:35 what song is this??

[@weufio]

Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 - Futebol Soccer Goal

[@Alresu]

Alternate title: Bedman begins

[@RavensCorvax]

why does his hair have a shiny skin on it wtf?

[@Limomon]

21:20 Yo, shoutout to SimpleFlips!

[@ohwd4653]

Im really suprised this didnt win an award at the dougies this stream was awful but also one of the funniest of the year

[@drenemelia2960]

I like the coochie bowl song halfway through

[@CrocBankRbbr]

Former dougdoug hater here. Wasn’t a fan until I saw that coding and now I’m a believer

[@bestintheband5114]

Waiting for the tennis stream

[@ButcherParry]

Obligatory WHY IS HE BLOND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@vibing-vicinity9989]

You know, I’m not sure if you read these comments, but I think it would’ve been interesting if you made it drain super fast, but each food item healed to full

[@charlestunnard5250]

I think Doug's hair looks a little green because there's a bit of green screen visible through it?

[@ll.3701]

As a mod of wehatedougdoug I do not appreciate the shoutout

[@zotethemighty4400]

whats the song at 2:15:32?

[@weufio]

Sonic Frontiers - Cutscene: Heart and Soul

[@zotethemighty4400]

Thank you so much@@weufio