🕘Timestamps 0:00 Intro 1:49 Michael's cripple workout routine 10:52 Voodoo dick doughnuts 16:50 Our diets and exercises 28:43 Does ranch look like c*m? 31:12 BBDD (Big black doughnut dicks) 34:18 Bukkake cream cup 36:53 Affirmative action overturned 41:01 RFK Jr. is yoked! 44:37 Oceangate 54:27 The Flash bombed harder than Oppenheimer's nuke on Hiroshima 1:00:58 MichaelTheChairman.com 1:02:20 Outro