Dr. Cortex Makes an Announcement

[@TheTrustyHole]

we’ve reached the peak of sentence mixing everyone go home

[@qwertylello]

I'm pretty sure most of us already are..

[@paolo2763]

Reminded me of that video from Jim davis of a comment saying "I hate sentence mixing because is too perfect now"

[@flinch2440]

That looks _totally awesome_

[@hectormontes7056]

I remember when you had to be a YTP connoisseur to understand sentence mixing sometimes

[@killerofzombs115]

@@charlie4christ536 who fucking asked?

[@RenoKyrie]

"Facebook Page" I dont know why, that matchs Cortex really well

[@DannyDog27]

It’s because he’s incompetent

[@MrMister681]

"Cortex has a Facebook profile?" "Oh yeah, all the bad guys do! Well, they did about 3 years ago..." "Really? I never knew..."

[@PlebNC]

I thought he was more of a MySpace guy.

[@yoshipoyo2510]

there 666 like you wellcome >:)

[@RadMaddy]

He had a blog in mind over mutant so . . .

[@crashschwarzen4642]

How you managed to Do this so clean and so understandable amazes me

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Yeah a sublime individual we have here... Really criminally underrated guy.

[@Mag5c68]

Im impressed as well. Also, you ain't slick with that bio pic 😏.

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

Makes sense to see you here fam!

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

Why does D. Cortex swearing sound so satisfying??? It's as if it were made to be. Scientists (excluding Dr. Cortex) have yet to understand why this natural phenomenon happens.

[@keatongraves2873]

To be honest I’m not sure if there is anything funnier than hearing him swear.

[@wumpus976]

@@keatongraves2873 well, he was voiced by Clancy Brown for the first few games, who also voices Hank in Detroit: Become Human, so…..

[@wrightnottwell]

You even did the 'Droppplets' sound, this is another level of sentence mixing

[@ducl6449]

It's sadly not the same without Alfred rolling his R's and L's in the original announcement. But Cortex's is as the best as Eggman's announcement! XD

[@BugsyFoga]

Yeah , Crash is definitely the kind of guy who'd go around pissing on people.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Well technically he is mild mannered at best (Hell the guy sleeps 24/7)... However when push comes to shove Crash Bandicoot is definitely not someone you would not want to mess with yourself he's actually very fucking scary. To recap, Sure humorous looks may be deceiving but he has consistently shown to be a very competent fighter, most likely deducing his way to defeat a variety of rather complex foes shown many times from not just mad scientists he went by far to face a Time Lord Hitler that creates paradoxes for the fun of it (As stated in the Wrath of Cortex manuel.) An egg shaped dimensionally higher adept ENTRANCING being, and then some as well as being one skilled driver *[Using such skills to win twice over the fate of the Planet mind you... And making friends of course.],* A savvy pilot to the point where he was able to control a Mecha Bandicoot with no prior knowledge of how it works only to use it to defeat two reality warping "Masterz of Infinite Dimension$" beings of high intelligence "The Evil Twins."... Or Victor and Moritz by their pet names but it's impressive coming from a hog riding furry! Though yes on the other hand he is more or so awfully naive as he does at times blindly follows orders from Cortex on more then two occasions despite the latter's multiple attempts to kill him in the past, and was SOMEHOW unable to see through a very obvious disguise made by Cortex... And Crash also cannot speak coherently, with his speech being limited to a few keywords (Woah, Pancakes, and oddly enough, Buenos Días) Aside from basic grunts however this is most likely due to having barley anyone teaching him how to speak fully, rather than him not possessing the mental capacity to do so. Nevertheless don't doubt Crash if I were you as he is still very capably solid in stats, this is the same guy who has at one point PHYSICALLY fought Crunch Bandicoot to a standstill who needed to be enhanced by storm cloud inducing, Tsunamis creating, volcano erupting, Ice Age creators called the Elementals, in terms of speed he may not fully be Sonic fast but he is fast enough outpace gunfire from a rifle to which he perceives IN SLOW MOTION while dodging faster projectiles like lighting and lasers, as shown before going by far to do things one wouldn't expect of him like building a racing car with his mechanic skills as seen in Boom Bang and a rocket ship in the manga. Yeah... Don't F**K with Cash Bannuka. XD

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

N I W D E Z E R E P You made an entire essay of why Crash Bandicoot should be put into a mental asylum, super respect.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450, Lol this wasn't my original intention, Its just basically more along the lines of *_"Crash is not someone you would want to screw around with or he will pulverize an entire land mass worth of you."_* Slazo summary when push comes to shove of course, though more often then not Crash is a chill guy hell I wasn't kidding when most of the time he is often seen asleep 24/7, Just... Don't play mad scientist... *He'll be right behind you before you know it.* Actually No I guess you aren't far off with Crash's mental stability really brought into question and sure he's really gifted in certain areas but he can be a little... *Insane in the membrane.* Maybe a gift depending on the situation as crazy as it may be. I must remark the last time in Twinsanity that he used Cortex as a fucking Tool multiple times?... What I mean to say is Crash literally used Cortex in a variety of ways from beating him like a hammer, rag dolling, throwing him into many dangerous obstacles many times... I'm surprised Cortex still recovered his intellect given the trauma he suffered *then again this is the same yellow Peter Dinklage who had his brain taken out and still somehow function.* Though that's not even the worse part he used Cortex as a skateboard through many fast paced obstacles at one point made his balls grind on a sharp railing in the process more then once... No I'm not making it up that HAPPENED IN-GAME! You could even hear the sharp effect it's impressive Cortex is even able to piss at all!!... Or have decedent's after all of that impact!... Or stand at all really! And if you had a full CBT styled throttle impact you should know the balls are an ultra sensitive area *just ask Ethan Nestor and Mark Fishbach when they were playing Nut-Ball.* XD

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

N I W D E Z E R E P I thought you said CTR but you actually mean CBT. Very good. Also yeah, there is definitely something wrong with Crash. None of the other bandicoots act like him, not even his sister.

[@jackgebhardt2932]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 I bet I could kick his ass. Easily.

[@WatrDragn]

Every F-bomb feels like it’s extremely satisfying for Cortex to say. Like he’s finally allowed to do it and he just over-stresses it because it’s a power move now.

[@AdmiralOctopus]

I was expecting it to be word for word the same as the Eggman one. This is the better outcome.

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Agreed.

[@GUS7767]

I miss my wife,Coco

[@logancraig4860]

I miss her a lot. I'll be back.

[@JdRDMS]

[muffled hysterical laugher]

[@MelonyMelonester]

Are you my mom?

[@silvervr5911]

Oh wait hi coco. How are you?

[@neckapples3526]

I really appreciate they have sticked with Lex Lang since Twinsanity.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Yeah, if Mr. Lang can voice a samurai out of all things he can voice an Evil Scientist so greatly! :D

[@MrMister681]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 WHAT THE FUCK! He's played Kenshiro, Captain Harlock and Goemon???

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@MrMister681, Yep, By samurai I did mean Goemon Ishikawa Xll of Lupin lll it's something truly great to see someone recognize the series. Yeah I did have a feeling Goemon's voice at the time sounded rather familiar and it wasn't until not too long ago when adult swim aired Lupin episodes again in the credits of the OVA *_"Is Lupin still burning?"_* Took me by surprise knowing that Lex Lang actually voiced Goemon! Heck if one were to check some older episodes of Lupin like this one: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/haitk4OVotWhrtk One of Goemon's grunts at 18:44 are enough evidence to actually hear Cortex's later to be grunts.

[@diamondmetal3062]

MrMister681 Goddamn, he’s got some vocal range.

[@captaincomic8678]

@@diamondmetal3062 He's also voiced Doctor Doom several times, most notably in The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes and the Marvel Heroes MMO.

[@lightsen]

Perfection. I love everything about this

[@foojo9]

Yes

[@EnZo1rst]

Yooooo it’s you!

[@southernmercy5962]

Exactly the reason I unsubscribed from you years ago.

[@jakefromstatefarm8964]

This was the original concept plot for Crash 4

[@fatimadomingossilva8698]

Watch my anocment on coments

[@creativename1673]

I love how people still produce this kind of content in 2020. It never fails to warm my heart.

[@BurgerKingHarkinian]

@Aidan Monner that's just insulting

[@SpongyMemeSauce]

SENTENCE MIXING HAS REACHED A NEW LEVEL

[@isaacsussman5632]

Honestly im not suprised that Cortexes history as a character lends itself so smoothly to this meme. But yeah this is some A+ work my dude.

[@ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms]

He didn't tell his TWIN BROTHER: Dr. ROBOTNIK

[@NOOBMASTER-hy6uo]

Bowling Dude How Do You Think Cortex Got The Idea

[@mothichorror446]

Don't you mean his hydraulically operated twin brother, Mecha Bandicoot!?

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Now we need a family reunion, Cortex and Robotnik getting revenge on getting cucked by Fur Affinity's Team Bandicoot and Team Sonic once and for all!

[@the_scientist7772]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Please make this happen NPCarlsson & SnapCube.

[@LuckoDaStars]

@@NOOBMASTER-hy6uo funny enough i made a voice acted version of that. Maraca Snake made the ytp

[@ErdrickHero]

"What do you think of that, Obama?!"

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

(Has a South Park transition.) *_"I pissed on the moon you idiot!!!"_* This is rather cunning.

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 *insane laughter* "That's right tough guy"

[@bubblegum7838]

"You have ten flippin' hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth!"

[@shaggy4real97]

@@bubblegum7838 "now if you don't get out of my fucking sight"

[@bubblegum7838]

@@shaggy4real97 Uka Uka: *I WILL PISS ON YOU AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!*

[@arieldreemurr6284]

After Crash 4, I think he has the urge to do this even more.

[@Aaaa-g6u8e]

0:10 "He pissed on my fucking wife?" I like how Cortex said that in a form of a question, as if he wasn't certain at first.

[@Funinightmare]

"So I'm calling out a post on my Facebook page" *Description has a Twitter link* You treacherous Bandicoot...

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

*[Crash Bandicoot laughs hysterically to himself.]*

[@RadMaddy]

I don't get it

[@emperornefarious5273]

@@charlie4christ536 Why are you everywhere?

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

@@charlie4christ536 Based

[@dr.neocortex8618]

Well My Facebook account is blocked from *Threatening to kill Crash Bandicoot* Now i have an Tumblr Page. Wich features me Dr. Neo Cortex Killing That Buffoned Bandicoot.

[@flameslinger8820]

Nina: *hinding behind her hands in embarrassment* "this is why Mom left..."

[@soda5191]

This comment killed me xD

[@Kaczer94]

You mean her Aunt!

[@flameslinger8820]

@@Kaczer94 going off the possibility that Cortex is actually her Dad and him being an Uncle is an act.

[@aaroncross2336]

My Daught- uhh, Niece!

[@soda5191]

@@aaroncross2336 she's just his niece lol

[@crisgore1213]

The way he says "The mooooon" always gets me.

[@Crossy]

"Im pissing on the moooooooon" Lmao that had me dying of laughter

[@StarlightBettas]

SAME lmao hands down best part xD

[@megalostylo2043]

It sounds like he Nutted on the moon if anything

[@ToxicBronyRoseAlt]

I may not be able to un-imagine that.

[@silktongs]

The sentence mixing is so good, the auto generated subtitles can understand most of it.

[@theherohartmut]

I like how the subtitles censor out 'fuck', but not 'dick'.

[@ages_dot_mp4]

Dick depends of the context

[@wiibrockster]

Cortex: *Rants about Crash pissing on his wife* Crash: *Doesn't care at all*

[@dr.neocortex8618]

That's why im planning an Army of little mes that will going to Kill this entire island.

[@angiemontgomery4712]

@@dr.neocortex8618 your drunk arn’t you?

[@BowserZeki]

This is EPIC

[@SaturnSZN]

*Crash and Tawna fighting* Coco: Can you guys stop having relationship issues, I’m on the phone with my dentist.

[@GrandpaParrotNHB]

I want to see Lex Lang’s reaction to this.

[@ChristianFrates1997]

I sent the link to his Facebook messenger. He loved it.

[@5persondude]

irkenus So Cortex really does have a Facebook page lmao

[@mammon8683]

Let see N.Brio top this one. HAAAAAA! Looks like Velo's moon truly toke a "Golden Shower" to face, don't ya think!? XD

[@kennydarmawan13]

Velo would be very mad.

[@walteracevedo5105]

Eggman: "Of course I like the video. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE 'EM!"

[@timesnewlogan2032]

I dunno, that crystal's almost as big as he is...

[@NPCarlsson]

Well...he did say way smaller.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@NPCarlsson Fair enough.

[@respectedsalmon9390]

Consider this possibility: this Doctor Cortex is actually the size of an ant.

[@MasterOfTruck]

well when eggman said the size of this walnut, that walnut was literally a small space station roughly 1/3 the size of the moon.

[@thehovergoat99]

The walnut in Eggman’s announcement was the size of the moon

[@phorchybug3286]

Cortex: it looks like 2 balls and a bong! Brio: THAT LOOKS TOTALLY AWESOME!

[@soda5191]

😂

[@goombafang3210]

To me I hear two balls and a glong, which sounds even funnier to me

[@starrystreams3642]

I DESIGNED IT AND I WANT 4 OF THEM

[@dyl_pickle16-mta48]

*proceeds to drink poison*

[@Grozione]

​@@goombafang3210I think it says gland, hi from 2025

[@icyfireball100]

NPCarlsson, you beautiful man. Thank you for making me smile. I was so depressed when you posted this.

[@CrashJakFan1994]

Uka Uka: “I will piss on you and the entire universe!” Crunch: “What? You don’t even got a body!”

[@Vendetta162X]

How "droplllets" was sentenced mixed in, only gods can do

[@SuperWiiBros08]

When you can't do voice impressions but you got over 10 year of experience on sentence mixing

[@CallMeAmateur]

Crash bandicoot 4 story leaked.... I mean crash 8?!?!?

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

That's a story I'm fully looking forward to then!

[@c_cubed]

Crash Bandicoot 4 exists already, called The Wrath of Cortex.

[@CallMeAmateur]

@@c_cubed We ignore that game

[@Trashboat4444]

@@CallMeAmateur It's not a bad game

[@Trashboat4444]

@@CallMeAmateur Also Twinsanity is Crash 5 si this would be Crash 6

[@dashietheytpproductions2521]

This kind of sentence mixing is inspiring Neto me! And oh my god I love how you did the whole speech while adding a flavor of Crash Bandicoot to make it stand out and not be the same old rant. This was just flawless! Thank you so much for making us laugh.... well everyone else laughter... I’m wheezing with joy XD

[@renandstimpyfreak672]

The thing that gets me most is when N. Brio exclaims "That looks totally awesome!" and then just fucking downs his potion

[@lowpolyzoe]

the funniest part is the implications that cortex could get a wife

[@azurewarrior2000]

I mean, where do you think Nina came from?

[@lowpolyzoe]

@@azurewarrior2000 i sincerely doubt he would've been married to her mother

[@soda5191]

But Nina is his ni-eh whatever

[@NPCarlsson]

Unless Cortex has a secret sister. **MASHED BANDICOOT 2 CONFIRMED**

[@the_scientist7772]

@@soda5191 No, Nina is Cortex's daughter. But lied about it, because he didn't want his enemy(aka Crash) to know & try to use his daughter against him.

[@KRSStudios]

Eggman: Finally A Worthy Opponent, our battle will be legendary.

[@paulreviews7538]

Bowser: two humans? Pathetic

[@Geeeee_Man]

You know thinking about it. This is something I can imagine Cortex doing in a future game.

[@SonicHaXD]

This is the most high level sh!tposting I have ever scene AMAZING XD

[@cornflakeshumunculus8373]

Wow this is the first ever time I’ve heard Cortex actually swear.

[@ChristianFrates1997]

He did call Nina a skank.

[@azurewarrior2000]

Wow, this is probably some of the cleanest sentence mixing i've ever heard. Amazing job NP!

[@cannonballking7]

I am surprised how natural the sentence mixing was. Keep up the good work and don't falter.

[@nataliehancock6286]

1:08 Cortex: I pissed on the moon you idiot N. Gin: hahahahaha that’s right tough guy Me: lol

[@revolverocelot423]

0:45 Doc. Embrion: Thats totally awesome! Also Embrion: *drinks poison cutely*

[@RigbyD-d1v]

It's actually a mutation formula.

[@revolverocelot423]

@@RigbyD-d1v If you don't get the joke you sure will suck the last part of your name.

[@revolverocelot423]

And guess what? It sure will happen!

[@RigbyD-d1v]

@@revolverocelot423 Sorry. Didn't know it was a joke.

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

The moon seemed to enjoy Neo Cortex's "Perrywrinkle"

[@TwisterTH]

Yeap, that’s seems about right. Honestly, man. Love your videos and this one no exceptions. Thanks for making us laugh and joy, every time post a new video.

[@tostsoup]

I can’t believe you managed to make him say “droplets” with the same energy as the original

[@andrewhaase1826]

This has been an announcement by Neo Periwinkle Cortex, signing off.

[@dnissrs5892]

That's an incredible sound mixing. Honestly, it sounds like he actually said that. Man, you're good. :D

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

I don't know what it is about the way Cortex says the word "dick" that cracks me up so much but it does.

[@rjstanley89]

“It’s the size of this crystal except way smaller” wut.

[@richardsavings6690]

0:13 I keep losing it here because he sounds so fucking upset!

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

"Do you know where the nearest Hot Topic is? ...Za warudo!"

[@TheGohanSkywalker]

I have only one question: Why are there multiple clean takes of Cortex saying "d***"?

[@NPCarlsson]

You can easily get it out of words like "stick" and words that end in "tic". Also, if you cut off the "s" sound in "sick", that works great, too.

[@George_Bulkin]

@@NPCarlsson 200 IQ knowledge

[@agenteckswhy4169]

It could also be the "dic" in "BanDICoot", maybe.

[@George_Bulkin]

@@agenteckswhy4169 Heh-heh, fitting

[@curixthewolf3153]

The moment I saw the title I just knew...yet I was surprised

[@joshm7335]

Fair enough. That's an appropriate and level-headed course of action. P*ssing on the whole universe. Mmhmm.

[@jeffymunoz421]

We need a third sequel bowser pisses on the moon

[@BlueSpider7400]

And he blames on Mario for pissing Peach.

[@typo1345]

@ShadowKitteh *YES*

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I love this, especially when Uka-Uka goes *"UUUURRRRR I WILL PISS ON YOUUUUUU!!!!"*

[@astheniceel13]

AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!

[@maldambao6126]

1:24 Uka Uka revealing his plans for Crash Bandicoot 5

[@olenlopettnut6314]

Yeah twinsanity remake uka ukas revenge

[@TheMarioManiac]

This edit is even better since it’s entirely Lex Lang. I couldn’t imagine Clancy Brown cortex and this meme.

[@dominics.8796]

Usually these KZbin Poops have terrible word stitching, but this is just phenomenal. I can hear everything very clearly, no subtitles needed.

[@mayday2237]

Mad respect for going the extra mile and using Clancy brown for Uka

[@MrDaimeon]

Listened to this at the same time as Eggman's announcement. It syncs pretty well up until the end

[@NPCarlsson]

Late response I know, but I did intentionally sync it up as I was editing it. But, I used the isolated version rather than the full dub original and there's a longer pause between the "I pissed on the moon, you idiot!" line and the "You have 23 hours..." part. So, it should sync up with the isolated version perfectly.

[@ubermenschmexa]

YOU WENT FURTHER THAN YOU NEEDED TO! You even went the extra mile and made him roll every letter of the word "droplets" just as in the original! Holy shit dude I don't know how to express the perfection of your job, for a moment I thought you had paid the VA on cameo or some shit

[@Kitsu_Orano]

Eggman and Heavy: *Ah. I see your a man of culture as well*

[@semnome9536]

Cortex actually seems like the kind of character who'd curse everytime if the game wasn't rated for everyone.

[@alexk8792]

Oh my freaking God, that seriously cracked me up!

[@emmanuelbrooks3161]

That was perfect, lol. It mirrored the original scene while still being unique here. Great job with this. 🤣👍

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

Aku Aku when he hears this coming: Dr Cortex is free?! No, it cannot be!!

[@gaving.griffon2703]

This is crash 5's plot.

[@Mariorox1956]

…Okay, but how is a magical mask supposed to… actually, never mind. I don't need that image in my brain.

[@keeganstormblade5456]

Is Cortex finally going to watch a Sinned Tragedy YTP with his twin brother, Robotnik?

[@HypercomboProduction]

I like how Cortex swears then remembers he is in a family franchise so he catches himself from swearing. Then when he gets really mad he swears again. Basically, I like how he keeps switching "Fucking" and "Flipping" at moments when he seems calm or confused.

[@teresanessa8807]

Holy shit this is the actual best sentence mixing I've ever heard

[@Breaker_Of_Sieges]

Holy shit dude, this is... This is fucking amazing! The mixing of the sentences is fantastic. Keep up the good work man!

[@covered_in_rust2789]

"It's the size of this crystal, except way smaller..." You killed me XD

[@SpyrosKingdom]

I didn't know I needed this video til now.

[@thease2096]

Damn, the Sonic and Crash crossover looking pretty good so far.

[@danthezan6455]

Dr cortex : it looks like two balls and a bong N brio : thats totally awesome XD

[@keyrawns]

I couldn’t actually tell this was sentence-mixed at first, I thought it was a seriously good impression.

[@KillerBlaze]

This is most definitely something Cortex would do

[@Kimairan]

You never disappoint when it comes to sentence mixing. -Edited to fix shitty "early morning with no thought put into it" wording.-

[@hypno-scream5652]

That edit was so hilarious it forced Crash and Coco to laugh themselves into other character models. XD

[@PixelBoye6546]

Are we just going to not talk about how clean the sentence mixing is-

[@CandyHatsuneWolff]

Even the auto-generated subtitles are picking this up pretty well!

[@K3RVEL]

Now it's just matter of time until we bang our heads to the rhytmin of *I Am the C.O.R.T.E.X.*

[@StevDeS]

In my crash video, people said I do a good Cortex impression...... ......I wanna quote this word for word. Just for shits and giggles.

[@MoodyBlues2077]

Proof that sentence mixing is a legitimate art form.

[@mettatonneo1147]

Obama is canon in the Crash Bandicoot universe now

[@SpencerStudios]

It took me way too long to realize what this was a reference to.

[@PlayMasterChannel]

The funniest thing is how it feels like a real opening for a Crash Bandicoot game. Top tier mixing, period.

[@Jamieberigan]

Your editing and sentence mixing is outstanding

[@Sephinova]

This is one of those rare videos that you can’t stop laughing at no matter how many times you rewatch it

[@thelamergamer1894]

This is Jimmy Davis levels of sentence mixing.

[@ianmason96]

Good to see Uka Uka’s on board with this plan

[@quickenedddr2461]

I wanna hear Ripto make an announcement.

[@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682]

This is the best sentence mixing I've seen