DR. COX'S RANTS - ALL OF THEM [SEASON 2/PART 2]

[@raafiaahmed3183]

Dr Cox: "Would people stop calling me chief?" Dr Kelso: "Hey numbnuts" 😂😂

[@jaywar69]

Dr. Cox... one of televisions greatest characters!

[@MCB400100]

+jaywar69 THE greatest character.

[@paulgroark3024]

Amen

[@tylertilwick6852]

He’s the mentor every kid needs… … But not the one they deserve

[@charlatte793]

"Will you get off my ex wife?" "I will if you will." 😂😂😂😂

[@Gauchox77]

9:37 "gosh now i'm too proud to get mad at you" LMFAO

[@antoniowoodson5609]

My fav

[@TlalocW]

Love Tom Cavanagh and how he's able to be in a role like JD's brother and then pull off sinister Harrison Wells from the Flash.

[@bellerain381]

That’s why he’s one of the very few who could go up against Dr. Cox!!

[@bigmetroidfan1263]

2:05 Dr. Cox: People, please stop calling me chief. Dr. Kelso: Hey numbnuts

[@stevenhulbert6973]

perfect

[@PyrozPlayground]

One of the best! XD

[@jenniferchough]

great beat on that timing.

[@tbotalpha8133]

"Hmm... is that better or worse?"

[@haddy106]

Kelso is the only character who is funny no matter what he says

[@Theinen84]

9:35 I'll forever think that wasn't in the script. Judy went off script with a lil improv and John couldn't keep the Dr. Cox up and tried to recover. Then the crew was like "hey, better than the original joke. Let's go with that" lol.

[@luckyleo25]

It really does look like that!

[@unlimited971]

Her smile looks too nice and genuine yeah

[@PyrozPlayground]

6:43! "Minimal side effects. Only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage." "I'm getting two outta three just from the conversation!" X'D

[@SuperFatoss]

i died laughing at this, i had to repeat it like 10 times

[@M3mphix]

2:52 has to be one of the most low-key but powerful moments of the whole series.

[@ZenZudokai]

"We don't do it because it's fun...we do it so we can get by." To retain what little sanity few of them have left. And their humanity. Damn...

[@joeblow5214]

Honestly, anyone who was around death or had a hard life can sympathize. The dark humor may seem insensitive, but it makes us not end up in the psych ward or worse.

[@jordanproudfoot2545]

I love the first scene and how Dan just is not afraid of cox at all

[@HaRdCoReD1027]

Dr Cox is genuinely the doctor to rival all doctors. Even though he's clearly a fucker he also carries the very rare ability to truly care for a patient. All he cares about is doing everything in his power to see his patients through to the next day at the very least ❤ bravo Mr McGinley sir!

[@ITAMrPink]

One of my favourite answers ever: 6:42 - Plomox is the most effective anti-arrhythmic drugs on the market right now and it has minimal side effects: only nausea, impotence and anal leakage - I'm getting two out of three just from the conversation!

[@polreamonn]

7:18 - Heather Locklear checking out Dr Cox's tushie. Quality.

[@sebastianemond5313]

8:51 - 9:16 J.D.: *And here comes the wink. Okay, maybe I'll start it off.* 😉 Dr. Cox: "😠Oh my God, Sabrina, you had better tell me that you just had lazer eye surgery, and they accidentally severed the muscle that allows you to keep that lid up, 😡because YOU DID NOT JUST WINK AT ME!" J.D.: "😰I didn't mean anything by it. I-I wink at everyone. Hey, Dr. Kelso! 😉" Dr. Kelso: "😒Save it for the bathhouses, sport."

[@soleilsoleil716]

He’s utterly a comedic genius.

[@michaelscott6022]

9:30 just kills me every time; she just smokes his @$$ with that line.

[@blueberrymcphuckerson9821]

02:53, as a student trying to get into the medical field: this moment is so difficult to explain to non-medical people why a lot of healthcare worker have an offensive sense of humor.

[@dustyaries]

You think medical people got offensive sense of humor? Try being a combat soldier.

[@ph34rbucket91]

They'd get along with anyone in the military. We come up with some dark, but admittedly hilarious shit. Especially when we're forced to stay sober.

[@shieldfaith1]

An aunt who is now a retired nurse in some ways be able to both of those. She started her nursing career in the Air Force during Vietnam then retired at least a few years ago as an administrative nurse of a maternity/delivery ward of a major hospital.

[@SirDistic]

12:20 is one of my favorite Dr Cox rants. "Go to hell Shakira" It's just so underrated. I think about it from time to time.

[@RealRunner7]

3:25 Do you think anybody else in that room is going back to work today?

[@TheValorious]

0:19 I'm always surprised watching this reels and finding some of my favorite actors I watch now a days had short takes on shows I watched on and off

[@SamHeaton264]

"Nice work Nancy Drew. Now see if you can solve the one about the missing ID badge" dead. Utterly dead.

[@tylertilwick6852]

12:18 best rant in the video IMO

[@MrBadApple999]

becauseyoudidnotjustwinkatme

[@daneyal7162]

Dr Cox vs Dr Harry Wells...let the snark wars begin!!!😂😂😂😂

[@darkandunatural]

Different look for Reverse Flash

[@curticcarmichael3580]

darkandunatural but not for HR

[@jeremysnowden1286]

Ugh that’s Harrison wells

[@unlimited971]

It was me perry

[@ImShep117]

Damn Heather Locklear is smoking hot at 8:23...

[@maninthemachine]

Mike O hell yeah

[@abrahamclark3172]

maninthemachine Not that John McGinley's facial expressions weren't gut bustingly hilarious during this scene at all either...

[@williambaier9108]

Agree

[@sirg-had8821]

She's been hot for decades.

[@Darkstar263]

"Don't do this to me Bob" "Do it to him Bob"

[@SkullAngel002]

I lost it at 6:48 - 6:52.

[@Anand1089]

omg yes !!! rofl

[@andretitan4193]

I wished my name was perry only 5xs in my life... and it began with this video

[@sebastianemond5313]

12:15 - 12:34 Man, I am so gonna use that the next time someone gives me attitude like they know better, and then comes to ask for advice or help afterwards.

[@Shebeast3]

dan vs cox is absolutely brilliant.

[@unlimited971]

6:50 i got 2 out 3 just from the conversation. Brilliant

[@zeez17]

am getting 2 out of 3 just from the conversation.

[@stevesretics]

Efceccrecrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreec

[@AutoRevLife]

Fun fact. JD wrote them all down. In a leather-bound book with his own calligraphy 😂

[@ricosalvaje8131]

J.D's brother annoys the hell out of me. Hes so cringe inducing.

[@jonarnall7651]

Oh my god Sabrina! You had better tell me that you just had laser eye surgery and they accidentally served the muscles that keeps your lid open because you did not just wink at me!

[@ddingus2254]

Save it for the bath houses sport...lmfao

[@seanocansey2956]

Harambe spotted at 2:51 he lives on......

[@omargonzalez2250]

He is also fucking overrated

[@iubalum2013]

@6:30 is an outstanding scene.

[@LumpInABog]

the last scene just killed me. XD

[@Skyeyez99]

#87 had me dying 😂

[@traeparsley3638]

"...you must of cut your hand on your doll house"

[@kevinskipp8016]

He actually said must have...you can tell this as that means something whereas "must of" is total gibberish.

[@MrHari232]

What does JD mean by saying "busy eating sour grapes?"

[@MrCompassionate01]

"Sour Grapes" meaning a sore loser. JD was being sassy.

[@MrHari232]

Thanks, mate!

[@idunbeezasmart1]

Hey, Rhonda. Never use "sassy" again.

[@traeparsley3638]

idunbeezasmart1 I see what ya did there.

[@charlessands6933]

technically, "sour grape" mean rationalization of a failer.

[@AdamWarlock7]

whos JD's girlfriend at the end 14:01

[@roryokane5907]

Something Gift-Shop Girl!

[@trajan74]

Carla > Elliot

[@CasualVideoGamer]

Soooo.. what did JD forget on that one patient?

[@patrickmacken6046]

He forgot that sometimes you're just unlucky.

[@jamesa7506]

To not to kill the patient.

[@Asher_Tye]

I love Dan

[@haddy106]

2:55 This.

[@kousseye155]

Doctor Wells,. We meet at last.

[@traeparsley3638]

Blockbuster :(

[@andreidragostin]

This universe's Dr. Wells is JD's brother. Hmm...

[@guilliamo1983]

Heather locklear was so stunning

[@MorgaineRiddlePrince]

83. Agree

[@michaelsong5555]

13:19 This is why you should avoid marriage (and more importantly, children).

[@jasonwarren9279]

Dan's the best

[@caseyhagood1287]

Tell chocolate basketball haed Dr Christopher Tucker. Call him he got chocolate milk basketball haed this is Casey Lynn hagood I just let you know.

[@caseyhagood1287]

DR Cox you need good job. You call Dr John he is white behind

[@Mr.Andrew.]

87

[@flashback0180]

Cox vs HR Wells